Total Drama X: Ultimate Islands Chapter 112: Episode 24-2: Crossover on Aisle 10!, a Total Drama series + X-overs Crossover fanfic

Total Drama X: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 24: Two (Years) For One Special.
Part 2: Crossover on Aisle 10

The (epic) continuation of the Everything & Ultimate Islands crossover featuring your favourite Everything contestants:

Sly Cooper, the gentleman thief that aspires to steal the prize (metaphorically.) and more importantly, some other people (that I haven't revealed yet.)

Rarity, who's not about to get lost in the shop. (As she could remember.)

Ruby, who's currently looking at Tails with Sonic. (The fastest couple of all time or something.)

And finally, Deadpool. (Hey fellas, so you've betrayed your friends! I've got a two-step plan of getting your friends back...but I can't say it.)

and also everyone in Ultimate Islands, but you've read this far, so I don't know what you expected.

Memeking: Honestly, I kinda expected it to be more off-base since I kinda just read it for perspective's sake and uh, I'm glad you liked it.

1602jaw: When you have two Deadpools, you've gotta do it. Technically, speaking, Everything 3 got completed off the pages, but no-one

TheMasterKat: You know, coming from the person who inspired me, I'm just happy to get a review. Honestly, Dante and Bayo are really important to this episode.

AND THIS HAS BEEN MY LONGEST CHAPTER IN A HOT MINUTE, SO IT'S COOL.

Speaking of Ruby and Sonic, these two were actually hiding on top of the ground floor's shelves looking at the latter's best friend just doing his thing of trying to find a new and not used Wii U in this strange Walmart and they were thinking about something.

"Hold up, I don't think Reg's in Endless or something." Ruby asked. "Must be another universe because I didn't see a Tails in Infinite."

"Wait a second, must be that Ultimate Islands thing that Deadpool just kinda shouted about." Sonic said. "...Or not, I could be guessing!"

These two didn't really have that much time to think, as Tails and Reg were carefully looking up the shelves and could definitely see that Sonic was nervous.

*Tails' confessional*

The fox wasn't that excited.

"Of all things, you send another universe's version of Sonic to try and sabotage me? That's both really sad and really stupid...you know what else I'm going to say-"

Tails got cut off.

*Confessional cut*

Tails and Reg were still careful to not catch the eye of the fastest couple in Everything, being that one of them both knew a Sonic and did some TDE research.

"Let's see that shopping list again?" Tails asked. "It looks kinda crazy-"

"What do you mean looks kinda crazy! I haven't heard of any of these!" Reg shouted, as he did in fact pull it up.

Total Drama: Ultimate Shopping List

Hair gel for your beautiful host (me, obviously.)
An indestructible metal cleaver.
A hacked 3DS, because it's super easy to do. (no-one cares, Harold!)
Deadpool's folder of "memes" from Infinite.
An TV that can do 4K, has to be tested by in store staff.
Just some PlayStation 5 (super rare, dude.)
A guy that woke up in a new Bugatti.
Meme sound effects (somehow)
Total Drama merch (both the hat, shirt and coffee cup.)
Tea from the British.
Fish and Chips, the album.
The worst car you've ever seen.
Funky Kong on a Flame Runner statue.
A mini-marble sculpture.
A banana made of gold
Weed (like the grass, obviously.)
The worst hit song ever (judged by the instore staff)
A clear Haikyuu volleyball.
One trinket from an Everything contestant.A
And a random bag of stuff that you'll think that Chris will like. (10 or more and once again, the gift has to come out of your own generosity for your beautiful host!)

who broke this-

"Don't worry that shopping list was made for these guys to hurt you and make their job easier on you!"

The two friends just baulked at the bizarre shopping list, as they were carefully skulking around for a bunch of random stuff that could add to a potential tie-breaker that wasn't going to happen.

"So, do you think that's Sonic?" Reg asked, seeing some thing up there.

"Yeah, he's not really our universe's hedgehog, but he's definitely Sonic!" Tails declared, as he was just looking at the golden Chris statue.

They looked at it for a few seconds or so, as they basked in the vanity.

"...Okay."

Reg just chucked two in there for insurance, as the two friends were joined by Riley running in with two very important.

"Uh, get a load of this shit!" Riley held two laser guns. "...You ain't gonna find this here."

"Hold up, why do you have those?" Tails asked nervously, not wanting to start a situation.

"Because we gonna fight these Everything niggas, like they're gonna fight us." Riley put the guns into his baggy pants. "I'm being serious, they probably have a problem."

Tails, Reg and Riley were carefully walking down before they met something that was not surprising, as Sonic the damn Hedgehog looked like he worked in Walmart 24/7 and they were all suspicious as heck.

"Hey, Tails, what's going with you?" Sonic asked.

"Sonic, I don't have time for this. I'm trying to complete this shopping list." Tails just answered plainly! "Also, what have you been up to?"

"Not much, just stuff that you'd know." Sonic quipped. "Man, this Ultimate Islands thingy has...you going crazy, yeah."

Tails just shrugged, as Reg and Riley were preparing for the shopping cart assault that was coming in.

"I guess I came off a bit too strong, Tails! But I won't go easy on you!"

"Same thing, nigga!" Riley just interrupted the two-tailed fox.

"Uh, does he say that a lot?" Sonic asked, as Ruby jumped down from the shelves. "Never mind, you wanna go light speed?"

"Uh, yes, I do! Is this your friend from another universe?" Ruby Rose asked, just wanting to figure who Tails was. "You did say that he was a two-tailed fox."

"Yes and I will beat you!"

And just like three teenagers and two kids had a brawl on the ground floor and Aisle 10, because store destruction just comes naturally.

*Ruby Rose's confessional*

She wasn't scared of much aside from Qrow's judgement.

"If you're seeing this, you guys back at home and Dad, I'm not really trying to do anything but catch a bunch of guys from another universe! Also, also, there's a ton of cool stuff and there's no way that I'm not going to let 'em break!"

Ruby had another magazine of hunters.

"...Aren't animals cute?" She questioned, almost comically.

*Confessional cut*

Team Dante (consisting of Pit, Dante and Squirrel Girl) were tough cookies, shown by their questionable shopping habits and ridiculous combat prowess that was still shown by fighting both Snake Eyes and Rukia, two people who'd hate this location.

They were fighting in the part of the store where there were a lot of plants up on the third floor, including shelves that were like stairs and ridiculously tall shelves that contained plants that are definitely alive, but kept for safety.

Like the Piranha Plants that were used by Snake Eyes.

"Damn, you're...quiet."

Dante ducked another one, as Snake Eyes was messing up the merchandise of foliage that was well-stacked...and the demon hunter easily dodged all of them with ease.

"Geez, with the amount of plants you're throwing! I wonder if you're a nut hater!" Squirrel Girl threw a wooden box towards Snake Eyes.

Guess what happened, as Snake Eyes dodged the move.

"Good on you." Squirrel Girl remarked.

Even with the experience of Smash and defeating some big name villains, Rukia had a ton of experience being a Soul Reaper and you don't just lose that experience.

"So, aren't you supposed to be invisible?" Pit asked.

"You already asked that." Rukia didn't have time to talk.

They were both really old, while looking really young and really sure of their abilities, which was proven by their equally impressive swings at each other's weapons, not caring for the dropped pots that was making a certain squirrel-loving superhero mad.

Pit went for the Upperdash to make sure that Rukia couldn't defend, but the Soul Reaper saw that coming a mile away backing away to see Pit stop in his tracks and try to go for a good swing.

Of course, he only hit a bunch of plants since the angel saw that...someone else threw a blanket at speed in his face and that was it for Pit.

"Come out, cowards! No, seriously, where are you guys!" Pit yelled.

Rukia stopped fighting for a second, as Noodle finally came back with something good by her standards.

"Well, Pit can't see." Rukia said. "That has to mean something."

The two mostly solitary fighters looked at Pit trying to get the blanket off and failing, as the price tag showed that it was obviously from here...but what?

"It means that-" Noodle just saw a ton of squirrels come out of nowhere. "-What the?"

Rukia and Noodle easily got past the squirrels and surprisingly, Snake Eyes was sure that he had Squirrel Girl on the ropes right before she escaped with a ton of extra squirrels...but the silent ninja didn't stop at all, as he was thinking of ways to deal with so many small projectiles that moved at stupid speeds.

Squirrel Girl took a weed plant.

"It's go time!" Squirrel Girl shouted out of nowhere. "It's time to blaze it!"

*Squirrel Girl's confessional*

Squirrel Girl still carried the weed in her hands.

"We have this thing in the bag! It's a plant that provides a whole lot of that good smoke...to figure out when you're lost! Yep, just that!" Squirrel Girl proclaimed, as Tippy Toes agreed. "So, if you see any fire coming from it, we got lost."

*Confessional cut*

Snake Eyes actually managed to lose Squirrel Girl, but that didn't matter that much when Pit was actually caught with the three of them, especially since three of them were plainly powerful.

"Hey, uh, can you free me?" Pit asked.

"No, I won't." Rukia answered.

"...Oh." Pit said with a lot of disappointment. "Do you guys have games?"

"We don't." Rukia said, as Noodle was just casually looking at him from the shelves.

Snake Eyes was already long gone.

Team Coachman (consisting of Coachman, Mikasa and Yumeko) were as weird as the team implied it to be, as one of them was a stoic badass, one of them was a crazy player and third person was...Yumeko Jabami, perennial gambler.

"Gonna be honest, it's insane why we follow you." Mikasa said. "But nevertheless, you're the only one with shopping experience."

"Aw yes, I am! So, do you want to hear about the girl who tore off her nails?" Yumeko asked, as Coachman was starting to get disgusted.

"...I already heard, so can you tell me about your craziest gamble?" Mikasa asked, just out of curiosity.

"Huh."

Yumeko was silent, as Coachman finally stopped glaring at her, as Mikasa sighed.

"I know that it's disgusting to your old man senses, but you should calm down." Mikasa answered. "It's honestly insane."

"Really? I'm sure that after several casual rounds of gambling torture, you'd think that this woman is just...indescribeable." Coachman answered. "And her attitude still marks me as wrong."

"Says you." Mikasa looked ready.

The three of them had their walk and talk and it was over when a certain black-haired butler entered their general area of dealing with Playstation 5s and surprisingly, Coachman stopped his fellow teammates looking at the butler with sheer fascination about what about him is off and then he realised something.

Who this guy was.

"Greetings, you three, you must be lost in this American establishment." Sebastian said, looking towards the three of them. "My name is Sebastian Michealis, butler to the Phantomhives and more importantly, an obstacle to you three from Ultimate Islands."

Mikasa readied her blades.

"Ciel ordered me to be here and I could definitely recognise a familiar face."

"...No, you don't." Coachman taunted. "Look, just move and we'll be on our way-"

Sebastian specifically grabbed the demonic old man at borderline insane speed and Mikasa and Yumeko agreed on one thing.

"I am only doing my job and it looked like it worked." Sebastian's hand still carried Coachman like it was nothing. "To clarify, I meant to say that I know of your work."

"...That's great..."

Coachman was trying to not panic, as Sebastian let him down.

"...this show, you mean?"

"...I did some research on you and you seem to be a donkey handler." Sebastian saw the old man's mouth open. "A donkey handler with magic that turns people into donkeys. Quite strange, would you think."

He immediately calmed down, as it was borderline common knowledge by now.

"Ah...yes it is, but that is how I do things sometimes."

Ultimate Dante just walked into the place and saw the event happen, making sure to take a PS5 for prosperity sakes and then watch the craziness happen in real time.

"Would those donkeys you trade...be people?"

Coachman's uncontrolled fear was too much to watch for Ultimate Dante, who casually went around the store at teleporting speed, as Sebastian just noticed the demon hunter.

"...No?" Coachman wisely answered, almost nervous.

"Well, I stalled you for long enough." Sebastian answered. "Sorry if your psyche has been damaged."

Coachman knew better than to stick around danger, as he just backed away from the butler.

*Ultimate Dante's confessional*

The demon hunter couldn't stop smiling in spite of the HORRIFYING nature of his enemy.

"Geez, one demon hunter and Coachman turned into an actual coachman and honestly, it's finally refreshing to see that he's kinda the worst man of this season! That being said, Sebastian's not gonna like me since that other me's obsessed with some shitty web show." He answered, ready for any challenge. "Man, he's annoying."

*Coachman's confessional*

The old man looked...flustered, which was very rare for him.

"I don't get it, he shows up out of nowhere one day to go on some reality show and then in this one, he just casually drops about his knowledge of what I do."

He just sighed.

"...Sebastian, I swear to god, I'll make sure that you know that I'm not just some donkey trader with ridiculous power." He just chuckled.

*Confessional cut*

Mikasa and Yumeko casually got a hacked 3DS, considering that it was playing Soulja Boy nonstop.

"Do you think we missed something crazy?" Yumeko asked.

"I'd rather not get caught up in crazy." Mikasa answered, cranking it a little bit. "This is more than enough."

Meanwhile back with the Everything versions of Dante and Bayonetta, they were still fighting each other without that much regard for what was in store, especially with Sokka, Lowain and Kyo realising the obvious.

There was just a ton of random, somewhat expensive stuff on the floor of some of the aisles that were kinda knocked down and a lot was intact, so they just picked it up.

"Guys, we could die if we get touched!" Lowain shouted. "Especially with these two being their own opps."

"What's an opps?" Sokka had to ask, picking up a jade plate.

"It means opposition aka enemies."

Sokka looked towards the floor before realising something.

"Yeah, that sounds weird."

These three may have not wanted to deal with two powerful people hating on each other...as they wisely moved through the section that they previously occupied and then walked through like they were normal people in a store chock full of not normal people.

"Wait, how did they not notice?" Kyo asked, as the three of them were hiding behind another shelf.

...

Dante and Bayo (from Everything) were still fighting, as usual, as there was a certain pair of Deadpools that were just trying to get a slice of the action, since they both didn't really do anything in the bathroom section.

"You have got to be serious? It's been half an hour!" (UI) Deadpool exclaimed. "Where's the popcorn?"

"I would get it, but the popcorn machine got sliced in half...man, those two are never going to get over it." Everything Deadpool said. "They hate me because I thought they tied in a race."

"...Man, those two suck for slicing the popcorn."

"Yeah, I know-"

And they didn't help themselves when the two powerful hunters managed to slice through a giant TV and saw the man who apparently paid each other (don't ask how that works, they're maldin'.) to prove a tie.

"Can I leave?" (UI) Deadpool asked, sprinting right after.

"Yep. This ain't healthy! I know unhealthy when I see it!" (E) Deadpool pulled his swords to stop the two duelling hunters.

"...For what?" Everything Dante said.

"Yeah, I agree on that front." Everything Bayo answered.

(E) Deadpool couldn't give a straight answer, still defending himself and trying to actually do the challenge and have a fun time not dealing with a five dollar bet.

*Ul Deadpool's confessional*

"You have got to be kidding me! Man, Death Battle is kinda crazy anyways and as much as I would like to hang out with Pinkie Pie more, you kinda get stuff like this half of the time." Deadpool stated. "Honestly..."

He grabbed some popcorn from...a place.

"...I finally have my popcorn. Life's good in Death Battle!"

*Confessional cut*

"...I thought you guys agreed to hash it out after the baseball gunshot thing." (E) Deadpool stated. "And it's been a good while since then."

"Well, tell him when he is going to drop the grudge and honestly, have a talk about it." (E) Bayonetta shouted. "It has been going on for this long and he still won't drop the Death Battle situation."

"Well yeah, you're one hell of a cheater! You can't just put everything on me, I made some more honest moves in that battle and the baseball challenge was a fluke." (E) Dante argued.

"You shot our team with a gun."

"Well yeah, that's not my problem and you tried to vote off Nagito just 'cause you were pissed."

"Are you bringing that up again, it's old news at this point! Nagito got saved because of you. Also, I can't believe you said that."

"I can't believe you made me do that, you know..."

A lot of people in the general area of the second floor, including a shocked Webby and Nagito, this fic's fully disappointed versions of Dante and Bayonetta, a very horrified trio in Muscle Man, Catalina and Tanya and finally...

"That's the craziest thing I've ever heard and I've got at least two contestants who say crazy things non-stop, this episode included! Man, what was that?" Chris asked. "Also, the challenge has finished its first hour."

*Catalina's confessional*

The gangster lady was more so disappointed rather than mad.

"I mean I get it, she killed your dumbass and was cheating or something idk, but come on, why are you shooting up a baseball game on TV...you crazy or what?"

*Nagito's confessional*

"It was not a good day for me when that happened, especially since the show kinda got cancelled for probably that kinda reason. Sure, I'm here and really getting lucky, but man I can't do this challenge." Nagito said, not really excited for the ol' classic.

*Ultimate Bayonetta's confessional*

She was genuinely surprised, which was rare for a lady like her.

"So, you're telling me that the other universe's version of me and Dante are bitter exs ready to ruin some lives because we fought to the death...and came back to life?"

She really rolled her own eyes.

"I'd rather not enter this Death Battle thing, thanks. Also, it has been 6 years and I do not want to give myself some advice other than she needs to get over it, because there's angels to be slain and idiots to deal with.

*Confessional cut*

The two Everything rivals just stopped the argument after seeing the reaction from a lot of the campers on the second floor.

"Dude, I can't believe Chris is right...what kind of non-insane Chris do you guys have?" (E) Deadpool asked, slinking towards Muscle Man.

"I don't know, bro, he's tortured us like crazy. But I'm tough enough to handle it." Muscle Man bragged.

"...Spoke too soon."

Dante and Bayo were looking...older Dante (from DMCV) and a bit older Bayo (still from Bayo 2.) and so...

...the battle of the episode began, as the other contestants and Everything players backed away from a nuclear fight.

"Never mind, this battle is gonna be sick!" Chris announced. "The rest of you, just go and do the challenge."

Webby and Nagito were doing their temporary jobs, away from the bathroom section unsurprisingly enough.

"Wow, I am actually a lucky man today. I get to block two people from grabbing stuff with only my luck..." Nagito shrugged. "...and walk out of that situation unscathed."

"You know, Dante just said...that, right?" Webby asked. "I just want to be part of the challenge."

"Don't worry, you will. You'll be the one to get lucky next time."

"Thanks?"

Though they were on the same team on Everything 3, here they...still were surprisingly enough, as Leshawna got caught under a giant TV under a shower apparatus that wasn't even broken.

Webby and Nagito were just trying to find some more campers to make them get stuck under the bunch of inter-dimensional garbage that this Walmart now officially held inside the Utah store's second floor.

"Have you ever had a moment when you realise you're a clone or something?" Webby asked, as Nagito almost dropped his jaw on the floor. "...Oh, whoops."

"No, no, it's cool-"

Nagito would have said more, but Po and Iori were having a fight of sorts, being the fight between Kung-Fu and Japanese martial arts...and also a fight between a moody man and a motivated panda.

"-Po, look I don't know what I could do here. Looks like you're doing good."

"Come on, Nagito! I've got this guy on the ropes!" Po shouted, essentially get rammed by claw swipe by claw swipe from Iori.

Iori Yagami was pissed, a little more than he usually was, bringing the non-stop attacks that didn't let Po get in a single powerful attack that would knock any normal person down.

Speaking of normal people...Pinstripe Potoroo was knocked clean out with an obvious Po original.

"Yeah, you can do it, Po!" Webby shouted. "You're stronger than this guy!"

"Shut up, child, I'm not going to be beaten by a fat panda." Iori yelled. "Or Kyo!"

With that boast, Po finally managed to get in a hit and went for the knockout with an impressive strike that really hit its worth in weight, a belly strike...Iori Yagami was out cold.

"Man, that took a bit too long! That Iori guy really packed a punch!" Po praised the redhead. "He was all angry then he fought like he was the angriest man alive."

"Yeah, he really did." Webby said. "By the way, there's two Dantes now."

"...Wait, there is?!"

"Yes." Nagito answered. "I'm not going to get into that."

*Iori's confessional*

The guy was plain tired of random guys beating him, but he wasn't that angry.

"If somebody that fat can beat me, I have to respect him on that alone. Po ain't an idiot and could probably go far in a KOF tournament...but he's not a badass, that's it." Iori stated.

*Confessional cut*

Po, Nagito and Webby were the three that managed to make the Fiery Foxes' day a bit worse with the defeat of at least two different people, sure that they kinda had nothing to do.

"It's good to see some old teammates again." Webby reminisced. "It is kinda crazy that I beat a lot of people to get 4th."

"Yeah and you got to meet some cool people like...white-haired guy." Po said, as Nagito smiled at the remark. "And also, we met these other two pairs who haven't been in a Death Battle."

"Come on, you've been in more than a few Death Battles, how come you never took it personally?" Webby asked, who just wanted to know.

"Oh, most of those guys aren't bad people...but if they kinda came into here, I would be a bit mad...and kinda shrug it off, if they're not trouble."

"Cool...are you only saying that because of those two?" Nagito asked, prompting the obvious parallel.

"Nah, I've got bigger problems to worry about...like my stomach!"

These three may have had their fair share of troubles...

...but Catalina, Muscle Man, Nobara and Shego were all teamed up to handle two shopping carts on the third floor, where they had to make up for the lost time and the out-of-pocket statements from Everything Dante didn't affect them as much.

"Bro, that guy's crazy! There's no way he's Dante!" Muscle Man shouted. "...But he is, bro."

"I said that people from other universes have some crazy backstories. That Dante's no different from the other crazies." Shego casually remarked. "Now, let's just go and buy some dumb stuff!"

"Bro, there's dumbbells here."

"...Exactly."

Muscle Man just chuckled, as the four of them were devising a surprisingly solid strategy for attacking the third floor and grabbing some shopping so that they weren't eliminated.

The ladies handle the hard stuff, while Muscle Man just grabbed the random dumbbells with Shego, who had a ton of remarks.

"Look at this stuff! You're not gonna get half of this in any Walmart, which sounds like a boring place! Gajins." Nobara complained.

"Shut the fuck up!"

Catalina wanted to say something...before realising that this was Walmart.

"...Never mind."

*Nobara's confessional*

She was in the winning mindset.

"I'm being serious, this place looks like a dump...this ain't even close to a Roppongi or New York or...some other kinda place that has all of the craziest fashion!" Nobara shouted. "Also, I'm stuck with a gangster and a supervillain in my alliance, but that's just something I'm going to hafta deal with!"

*Confessional cut*

Nobara and Catalina practically mixed together like oil and water and even acted like it, too...especially when a certain purple-maned pony came up to help them out, looking to ace up their style.

"Hello there-" Rarity greeted the duo.

"No, you're not gonna trick us, talking donkey!" Catalina screamed.

Nobara and Catalina swung for the pony of beauty with their own weapons, a hammer and a fist respectively, which thanks to their shout got blocked by a shield.

"...Seriously, do you want my help or not?" Rarity asked. "I just wanted to say that."

"We don't need your help." Nobara answered, as Catalina wasn't interested in words. "We're going to look better than you do."

"Yeah, we're fighting your...magical ass, cabron!"

Rarity then used her magic to tie the two of them up in ribbon, obviously reading that they were looking for a fight.

"Is this how you two greet everyone? Can you please calm down...please." Rarity said, still wanting to be charitable. "For your own sake?"

Catalina wasn't interested, but Nobara just saw the sincerity.

"Okay, what do you know about looking good?" Nobara asked Rarity, who lit up with enthusiasm. "Tell me what you know?"

"For starters, do you feel good?"

"Like, yeah, I do!"

"...Good."

Speaking of feeling good, these three were kinda feeling the opposite of that...because it was more like a war between Uraraka, Mystique Sonia and Clover against Samus...and that was about it, which was very unequal.

For the three that is, as Samus had a rope and she used it with efficiency.

"Okay, ok, ok, you win! You can have the car!" Uraraka squealed, as her arm was being twisted.

"But, like, we've gone over this! We can't let her-"

Clover even got her stuff taken, as Samus looked pissed off.

"-oh no, this is bad! How's any cute boy gonna see this and think I'm cool."

"...Any cute boy?" Uraraka had to ask. "You sure?"

"Yeah, I'm sure...it's kinda like...complicated?"

Mystique Sonia and Uraraka just wanted to know what she was cooking, since that didn't make a lick of sense and actually helped the bounty hunter lady slink away to a hidden place.

Speaking of complications, the three of them couldn't use any of their abilities, since Clover was trying to keep it a secret (and almost failing) and Yasha was the only one that was remotely free, barely able to carry some...top-quality hair gel.

"Finally, we got something good. Good one, Yasha." Mystique Sonia exclaimed.

Also, the rope got cut by one of Clover's many spy gadgets that...was invisible, being some kind of laser cutter.

"Finally, It took me a while, so let's just not talk about cute boys and do competitive shopping." Clover told them. "Okay!"

"Okay." Uraraka said, a bit unnerved by Clover's...promiscuous nature. "Let's do this challenge, aha."

And the three of them just went back to being lost on the second floor with Samus not being there and another unfamiliar face being there, as Carmen Sandiego just wondered...

*Carmen's confessional*

The red lady with the hat looked at the camera seriously.

"I've done enough research on Clover to tell me that she's hiding something that legally can't get revealed and that Rock's not going to like her habit of jumping onto another guy." Carmen said. "...The things I do for good."

*Clover's confessional*

She was looking all starry eyed.

"Is it weird that I want to break up with Rock because, like, he's cute and all that and he's a good team player as well, but...there's cuter boys in the alliance that I'm in! Does Kyo have a girlfriend?"

*Confessional cut*

And as if that wasn't enough, they ran into Mandy.

"Look, I'll let you three go if you can help find a portal machine, then I can get out of here and I will not have to fight you." She commanded, as if she wasn't going to scare them.

"Actually yeah, Chris kinda forced a lot of us to be on this show." Uraraka answered. "...But what's your deal?"

"I want to get out and torture my brother, find Nom Nom and Ivy and turn them into plant food." Mandy nonchalantly said this, as if it didn't creep the three heroes. "WHICH you will do."

"Yes, you know, I can fight back as well. But we'll help."

The three of them, along with a dazed and confused Rock were done.

Finally in one less isolated area of the three-story Walmart, Lowain and Yumeko finally had their alone time (which I totally didn't forget to write into the story) thanks to Azula getting lost within the store with Sokka and Riley helping her to confuse them.

Right now, they were holding the mini-marble statues for their team.

"Honestly, it's a surprisingly good call that you were honest with me, but...why?"

"Why do you ask?" Yumeko wants to know...Lowain's question.

"I get that you're cool with this, but why reveal it so early? You know, not set-up the betrayal or whatever."

"Because I don't want to betray you, the gambles should've shown that."

"They kinda only showed your obsessions with hilarious bets, though. And also, you don't show up...that often."

"That is true, but I am still a team player at the end of the day...even if I'm a gambler at heart and you're a cook with rizz."

"Bruh, that's..." Lowain wanted to sum up his words. "...not because of my rizz, 'tis because of my epic strats."

The two of them were silent, as the fight between Azula with Leshawna on her side and Sokka, Riley and Scott Pilgrim was still happening right behind them.

They took this time to appreciate each other, since they were a real fake couple in the middle of gaining another key item.

"Man, why don't you bring your best game?"

"...It's too big and probably would end up as a challenge."

Lowain took a moment to realise what she was talking about, Yumeko gave a slightly crazy smile.

*Yumeko's scheming confessional*

"If I can get the most personality-filled contestants into one place, I'll be able to host the best gamble of this season! Just think about it. Idols change hands, dares will be done and Chef may or may not need a new lock to the kitchen! After that, me and Azula should be safe, considering I can catch a ton of cheaters...definitely!" She just shouted, practically off the dome.

And she gave an airheaded look.

"...Wait, how did I do that, though?"

*Confessional cut*

The one thing that was notable was that Samurai Jack and Tanjiro were finally fighting together, using both their future-horned swordsmanship and breathing techniques to deal with this one guy and if you'd combine their strengths, that guy would be a pancake on the floor.

Unfortunately, it was not one guy and not even two ladies, but Everything Dante and Bayonetta, who was still preoccupied with (practically ancient in internet time) their Death Battle that they did some time ago.

Shit was really ugly with UI Deadpool, UI Dante and Mai trying to stop Everything Dante from combo-ing Everything Bayo into a witch-shaped, sexy pancake...

...and also, Samurai Jack, Tanjiro along with Joseph Joestar trying his best.

"It's been three years, probably a bit more, get over it, witch lady from another show!" Joseph shouted.

"Then tell him to drop the situation!" (E) Bayo yelled, almost out of character. "I'm one step closer to figure out why you're helping him."

"Who's going to pay for this destruction, then...geez." Joseph held her back with a Hamon-powered wooden spoon.

And on the other side.

"Are you stupid, insane or just a hater." Mai practically tried to juke E Dante, sliding onto the ground.

"I guess I now hate her that much. She's been doing stuff in these three previous years to piss me off!"

"Alright, then, make her get over it by talking, goddamn."

"I tried talking and then she brung up my dead dad...non-stop, you may have heard of it." E Dante complained, right before breaking the defence of Mai's ninja skills.

Joseph got stepped on, Mai got crossed up and again for the 10th time in about an hour and 20 minutes, they fought each other out of practicality, as UI Dante groaned and decided to stop trying to break the two enemies up.

"...Wow, I'm really going at it for some petty dickery. Aren't Death Battles kinda hokey or something." UI Dante remarked.

"Easy for you to say! Death Battle's a real show in the Everything universe and even Goku had payback against Superman, two people who literally can't hate each other!" UI Deadpool shouted. "...Interdimensional internet-"

"Yeah, I get it. Just...was I this much of an asshole in that other show?"

"...Almost." Everything Deadpool carried the chips. "Did you know that they had a restraining order?"

"...What the fuck, that's sad as hell."

UI Dante just saw the chips and then saw a whole kind of pizza kitchen.

"Why not solve it over a pizza and a one-night stand?"

"Sly stole all of the pizzas." Everything Deadpool told him, who got Dante to speed off. "...Should I have told him that?"

"Nah, he can't find me here." Sly boasted from behind...a wooden stall. "Not the worst hiding place, but any jump and my cover's blown."

"Oh."

*Sly's confessional*

The thief still had a whole pizza in his hand.

"Yeah, imagine having a reunion for the third season that includes those two...and if I'm right, it's gonna be another round of hating. Which is good because the rest of you guys don't hate each other...except maybe Vicky and everyone else."

*Confessional cut*

Dante & Bayo from Ultimate Islands and Dante & Bayo from Everything were fighting for real this time and it...should go into the next chapter.

Yeah, we've got a lot of contestants to go through and for the record, Vicky and Double D are still accounted for and hilariously...they still had their own share of troubles in the middle of a hypermarket. (A supermarket with the Chaos Emeralds)

Also, Nom Nom's here out of his own volition and the person that he was stuck with, Coachman, both were dealing with the Sebastian that casually cleaned up after the mess...and unsurprisingly, Vicky was hiding in a trash bin to fight Double D.

Weirdly enough, that was it.

"Oh, god, why does it have to be you?" Nom Nom asked. "Jack Horner's a better memer than you!"

"But I am not really that guy, whoever he even is..." Coachman answered, casually smoking in the store. "Also, the hell's a meme?"

"...Do you know-just forget it."

Nom Nom knew about the guy...a lot of Everything contestants, Sebastian included, knew about the coachman with the surprisingly strange reputation and if you've seen Pinocchio, it's not good.

"I have standards, you know! It's crazy how people get tired of me, the Cutest Bear on the Internet, over here." Nom Nom complained. "I don't do horrible stuff like you do consistently, I'm not a villain, I even changed my content, cute doesn't get old! So, what am I doing wrong?"

Coachman looked like he couldn't be bothered to deal with D-list whining.

"Do I look like I wouldn't kick a koala?" Coachman's evil smile told it all.

"For a second there, I thought you were going to give some advice." Nom Nom said, seeing the old man steal a...

...card that definitely was Everything 3 merch.

"Wow, so shameless...wait-"

Nom Nom got shoved away with a brown boot, as Coachman casually went from hiding from the demon hunter and Double D having a casual conversation to...

...Coachman whipping Double D in the face to start the interaction, as Sebastian rolled his eyes.

"Oh, what a horrible man. I will not feel bad about putting you to heel." Sebastian prepared his gloves to stop the man.

"Well then, I am a horrible man apparently and I would rather not see you again!" Coachman's badly timed boast did...

...something, but Chris cut it off.

"Every dang time, I can't get a word in because this episode's crazy enough to fill a whole 15 minutes, so I promise you're going to get more of me since these guys have three hours left and the Foxes have two more items than the Capybaras-"

Chris heard something break, as Chef just groaned.

"-Nevermind, I heard TV gold in here!"

To be continued pretty soon in the third part, where Dante and Bayo fight Dante and Bayo in the middle of a weird Walmart, where Vicky and Double D will say words and where both Deadpools escape the Walmart and try to become the sexiest man of all time, uh, and win, fuck...stop writing sentences in here!

Like I said, tell me about the characterization.

Once again, the odd shopping list: