Total Drama X: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 24: Two (Years) For One Special.
Part 3: It's Not Black Friday
Welcome to the third part of the crossover between the progenitor of all Total Drama crossover fics...and this kinda bloated thing and this time, it's more focused on Dante, Deadpool and Bayo, both versions this time around and also, Azula really needs to do some stuff and so...I will write her to do stuff!
Regardless, this challenge will come to a close in this part and the results may or may not skip to the next and final part of Episode 24 because there's a lot of crossover to really do.
Like how Everything Dante's probably based on DMC3 and this season's Dante based on DMC5...which is still very important to this chapter.
"And oh my gosh, that was close this time around!"
What did Chris mean?
Coachman's whip swing got swatted away by Sebastian...and then another one and another one got swatted away, which didn't help the case of him being a weaker man/demon/I don't care about his status.
But Coachman was clearly not ordinary coachman, as he had a better strategy for dealing with Sebastian, judging by the oddly pleasant stare and the whip strike that hit his uniform.
The uniform may have taken the damage, but Sebastian was quite taken aback by the sudden whip strike.
"How's that for a first hit and then-"
There was a boot kick attempt...and it missed.
"-there's..."
Sebastian, decked out in the full butler uniform, casually dodged the old man's slow boot kick...and then put the hand on Coachman's short top hat to say one thing.
"It doesn't work on your fellow contestants, why would you think it would work on me?"
And then he basically pushed him away...with demon strength, meaning that The Coachman fucking flew back two aisles to practically get knocked out, as the old villain walked around in a dazed state, promptly covered with a bit of that red juice.
"I really should have held back, but your actions do have consequences." Sebastian asked. "...Sorry, Mister Edward, but he did need a punishment."
"That is fair since he did try to blind me! Oh yeah, did you want to talk about the technology of cars?"
"Yes, I would like to talk about these ugly cars."
"Well, their function is to..."
Whatever conversation about Hondas, Toyotas and some other SUVs the two of them were talking about, Coachman was walking away from the butler and walked into Nom Nom.
"You need my advice?" Nom Nom asked with a smile. "Get the blood out of your face and also, get out of my face!"
"Ah, you should really consider being a nicer person unlike someone who would turn into a donkey." Coachman casually advised him. "And your
"Wow, imagine that! And the butler guy's saving me the store cleanup, a double whammy of epic purportions...which isn't the only thing like that today!"
Dante and Bayonetta were the ones that were fighting Dante and Bayonetta from Everything (who should really get over seven-year old Death Battles at this point) and unsuprisingly wrecking the place with ease.
"Look at that, the same two people are fighting each other, which if you're confused...too bad!"
"Shut up, Chris, you're not helping-" UI Dante shouted, as Everything Dante slapped him in the face.
"Oh god, everyone's talked to me about 'stop doing this shit', yet no-one goes to Bayo to stop doing her shit." Everything Dante shouted. "Seriously, can we all agree on that?"
"Yeah...you should stop, buddy."
Older, technically wiser Dante vs younger and very vengeful Dante was a battle that a lot of people paid attention to, as the two Bayonettas were confusing some of the less attentive contestants.
It even had a bit of a gun battle that put a bunch of holes in more than a few 4K tvs and then it stopped once Chris said.
"Once again, don't shoot people! I can't get sued...again!" Chris announced before muttering. "...or go to jail."
While the two Dantes were putting their equal sword strikes against each other's in the middle of the bathroom section...and fighting like demon hunters would, cutting down a sink.
Someone else had a conversation with Everything Bayonetta, as there was quite literally a guy that just jumped into the conversation with the more immature witch.
Apparently, it took someone with some serious emotional stability...which was not Nicole's or Cassie's strong suit.
"Yeah, this is going nowhere. This ridiculous spat is actually getting old...no, seriously...what is your point?" Bayonetta asked. "That I shouldn't engage him?"
"Yes, why do you need to be told that!" Cassie shouted. "I'm being serious, you two had beef for at least six years because of one battle...that's stupid."
"What if I told you that everyone I try to squash the beef, he tries to send his whole squad on me like he is part of a gang. Ridiculous, really." Bayonetta answered honestly. "I've moved on...he hasn't."
"Then show it! The only reason he's apparently responding is because of you...or something." Cassie answered.
The fight between the two very different versions of Dante definitely disproved that, as it finally devolved into...
UI Dante was actually doing some decent defense, stylishly dodging the younger Dante's thrust and quite easily countering with a serious combo of his own, coming in with a few sword swipes and then the classic sword slam that...
...didn't even remotely hurt Everything Dante, who was coming in with the impressive amount of attacks that he could pull, complete with the barely missed stabs.
*Everything Bayonetta's confessional*
She was borderline tired of him.
"Look, over these past three years, I've literally changed my hair and changed everything about me, including who knows about me...meanwhile this guy decides to just do his thing of trying to prove that he's better because of a six-year old Death Battle. I may have died that time, but he's really the one stuck on it."
She sighed.
"At least, he has his eye."
*Cassie Cage's confessional*
The super soldier was not impressed with the two rivals.
"Even if it has happened a while ago, those two should have found a way to hash it out...but strategywise, it would be better to keep the two of them fighting forever." Cassie shrugged.
*Confessional cut*
Rock, Clover, Lowain and Yumeko were the two new couples on the block that didn't have a lot of focus and strangely enough, they looked at each other like they weren't.
To be fair, they'd both never seen each other in love and weirdly enough, Clover got here entirely because she saw what looked like Gucci, but it only was her boyfriend and some shit with the word "GUCCI" on it.
"Man, aren't you ready for the rock and roll experience that is...Rock and Clover!" Rock boasted, as the guy shrugged. "Working on it."
"You better work on your shopping!" Lowain shouted, being real serious. "We're shopping good up in here."
"Dang, so, let's get this rollin'-"
Rock actually tripped up here...and then rolled back into running a bit slower than the other couple.
"-Look at that!"
Clover and Rock were looking at the other couple that was going into another aisle...looking at what was in this crazy, crazy shopping list and looking at the shelf itself.
"Like, I think there's something there! You know, shopping and fashion instincts!" Clover bragged. "It's hiding something good."
"Uh...is it, babe? It just looks like one of those Indian clothes?" Rock just asked, as he looked at the Indian dress.
"Exactly!"
Clover wondered why she, herself, also came to that conclusion, but Rock didn't really have time or care to take that into consideration, as he snatched the thing under it and it was...
...something very important.
"I don't think these are memes, but..."
Clover's mouth was agape.
"...uh, this is good, right?"
"I guess it is...it's like there's like a Total Drama spy, which would be pretty insane!" Rock shouted. "Also, I'm pretty sure that they are way ahead!"
Clover looked genuinely stunned, as Rock patted on her back.
"Whoa, let's get going!"
"Both teams are almost neck and neck in this challenge, which doesn't make that much sense since one of them's watching two of the same dude fighting!" Chris announced, as Yumeko and Lowain just winked at the other couple. "Weird."
Yumeko had a grin and Lowain wasn't even that mad, as he was helping his team and Yumeko's team at the same time, mostly because he carried Everything Deadpool's information.
*Yumeko's confessional*
The black-haired gambler wasn't pleased with...Infinite Deadpool.
"As much as I'm trying to not gamble 24/7 and work with Lowain to...do some other stuff, I'd rather not get information on the other contestants. Half the fun of Total Drama's ruined just by looking into a folder...kinda messed up, isn't it? And it also cuts out the strategy."
*Confessional cut*
"Dude, that's kinda messed up...and brah, he was kinda an asshole!" Lowain shrugged. "...Kinda."
"You know, that doesn't sound that bad." Yumeko stated. "Sure, it means that you might win more challenge, but in the process if the other campers find out, that means the creation of more strategy."
"...I'm not even going to pretend that makes sense, but I'd rather hate the game because he seems like a good guy."
"He's a good guy at heart." Yumeko said. "He just wanted to play the game and have friends."
"Kinda like you...minus the gambling obsession."
"True to that."
These two definitely shared a moment kinda like...
...Heavy, Smee and Yuri were the last three people on the team that you would see together, especially in a supermarket that was chock full of the original complete TD crossover's contestants, but these three were pretty strong in entirely different ways.
Mostly because of Mandy pitting the Short Ladies together against these three and enjoying it.
"Hold up, what are we doing again?" Yuri asked.
"We fight for shopping. Ridiculous stuff."
"...Good!"
These three didn't need an excuse to fight, as Mandy had one thing to say that was quickly interrupted.
"You know that these three don't have anything-" Mystique Sonia said.
"I don't care because they're on the other team." Mandy answered, as Mystique Sonia shrugged and Uraraka looked...not surprised.
"She's obviously evil, but...she's right." Uraraka reluctantly stated, the zero gravity hero looking at the other three.
"Besides, I know that they're holding it." Mandy spat out. "Obviously."
Now, these five didn't need a proper reason to fight and quite honestly, Mandy finally had a entertaining moment in this episode, since she had payback to bring.
Heavy was bringing in the punch to Mystique Sonia's gut, as she already stuck her tongue out to try and wrap him and that tongue went down.
Uraraka just took down Smee with one heck of a takedown grab and Yuri then knocked her down with a Haoh-Ken slap that provided the knockdown...and clearly, it turned into a brawl/
A brawl over a thing that didn't exist, as Mandy just left them to their own devices and finally saw, who she was really looking for in the chaos of the five-people battle and looking a bit worse for wear.
Only a bit, Nom Nom wouldn't want to be shown being uncute...which was already happening a lot and Mandy would make it happen again.
"Look, at this point, it's old news. I've got TikTok fame on my side, which means I'm the cutest koala bear around!" Nom Nom had to brag, as he scoffed at Mandy's presence. "What are you going to do?"
"What am I going to do? The better question is..." Mandy pulled out feathers and tar. "...what are you going to do?"
"Don't make me uncute."
"Do I look like I care?" Mandy asked, directly staring into the vain koala's soul.
"...No?"
*Nom Nom's confessional in which he looked like-*
He was fuming at this point.
"I didn't get a redemption arc as an intern and mostly squashed my issues with that dueling kid for nothing! He's a...he could beat the tar and feathers out of Mandy." He stated, trying to not let his anger show.
*Mandy's confessional*
"I heard this isn't the right Chris."
Mandy then pulled out an interesting gun.
"...I'll have my revenge on him."
And she was gone.
*Confessional cut*
The five of them noticed that Mandy was entirely a goner...sort of, as they were still brawling like there was no tomorrow and were fighting for something that might as well be Glados' cake.
Besides Heavy, who pushed the other two Foxes away from him and realised the obvious scam.
"You got tricked, American girls." Heavy laughed. "I take your thing!"
"Then try and take it-" Uraraka defiantly stated, as she took another item off the shopping list. "-Like this song which...sounds about right."
"You cannot hear." Heavy said, carried a song called Bugatti. "I bet it's about car."
"I think it is?" Uraraka said, not knowing that much about Ace Hood and still yoinking another copy. "Sorry, but we've gotta win."
After all of that good stuff, you'd think that Azula and Leshawna wouldn't be doing anything but being filler in a team chock full of important characters, especially since they were really getting the brunt of the thieves' and some other Everything players' attacks...
...nope.
"Are you stupid? The chance to get another item is there." Azula said, as she casually just swung around the immense amount of random stuff.
"That's what I'm doing! They're throwing random stuff around and it's crazy likely that these fools will throw some big deal stuff!" Leshawna shouted, actually just trying to look for a good item. "Also, do you want to deal with five people going at it?"
It wasn't only Sly and Carmelita putting the pressure on these two, but Double D and Po were finally putting in the extra effort.
"Could be worse odds and more importantly, this game is like any war, any move that you will not make the opponent will take advantage. And you will sink like any enemy ship that dares touch the-" Azula explained.
"You've got the point across." Leshawna interrupted, catching something good.
"DO NOT INTERRUPT ME."
Leshawna backed away from Azula, also concerned with the thing that she was holding.
"I can't believe they just threw it." Azula whispered. "Finally...I will not get caught out by the Avatar."
Azula was much quicker on the uptake than Leshawna, ready to go into a fight for her own self.
"...Bruh, do I even ask at this point?" Leshawna whispered, slinking away from Azula's lightning. "Yeah, I thought so."
Leshawna didn't want to abandon a teammate, but Azula already did that to her...several times, actually, so it was payback.
Sly, Carmen, Double D and Po would be four people that could defeat Azula...if she was eight, but unfortunately for them, she was fifteen and went through a whole prison and empire collapse arc, so she proceeded to show that.
By providing a lightning strike to purely distract all of them and then proceeding to do her usual thing of flaming up the place and then passing through them towards Carmen, who had...some close combat skills.
Azula proceeded to do a double kick to the her own face, knowing that none of these guys could bend and especially not Carmen Sandiego, who got pushed back a good amount.
"Look, I don't appreciate that smart play." Sly commented, right on top of the shelf. "Also, your privilege's really showing through."
"You're apparently from a line of famous thieves." Azula answered.
"Well, I'm not a future dictator, so there's that." Sly Cooper then got up to escape...
...escape right into another well-timed fireball.
Azula's grimace of contempt just showed itself, as she had one thing on her mind.
*Azula's confessional*
The firebender wasn't that impressed.
"I can't believe that there is a whole line of thieve and the latest one happens to be in a place where a thief can't steal and yet, he still stole the competition by getting 7th. Unfortunately, he chose to be against me, so he already lost is not worth it." Azula explained, each word dripping with disgust.
*Confessional cut*
Sly Cooper took a bit of time to shake it off, as Carmen was getting up for more and the other two were...trying to figure out one thing, as Azula finally got past the wall of dudes to get one thing.
"What do you she's gonna do?"
*Po's confessional*
The panda fighter prepared hjimself.
"I know that Azula's real strong, I swear I saw her before and seeing her first-hand, a bit scary for my liking. But at the same time, she's definitely a kid and I think I could take her...like all, my fist goes through the flame and she's all like 'how could this happen' and I'm all like 'I'm pretty sure you're evil'...and I would say more, but she's gone!" Po exclaimed, practically writing his own fanfic.
*Confessional cut*
You should know about Dante vs. Dante by now and by damn, it was not stopping for any broken merchandise and other people that just wanted to do the challenge on both sides of the crossover spectrum...like Iori and Po, who ran to those two.
"Stop being a giant dumbass, Dante!" Iori yelled.
"Yeah, what he said...minus the last word." Po said. "Dante, you've gotta let go."
They weren't even mad anymore, but they were still too deep into bringing the meanest combo to each other and stalling the challenge for a few more hours, which at this point, wasn't too far off from this point.
"Hey, look at that, it's been two and a half hours and these dudes are still fighting with no end in sight...can someone stop them? Because it's getting boring!"
Iori and Po just had a listen to that statement and so did both Dantes, as the sheer absurdity of that sentence managed to cut through the situation.
"Shut up, Chris, no matter which universe you're from, you've got always some shitty twist behind it!" Everything Dante proclaimed. "Also, I'm not excited to hang out with this lady!"
"...Yeah, I'm not pleased to even be in the same room as you. Never mind, general vincinity." Everything Bayonetta said, casually tired of the action. "More importantly, I don't want to be around you."
"Good point!"
"For sure!"
And just like that, Chris helped stop the battle between not only both Dantes, but also to work the six-year feud between Dante and Bayo from Everything 3 and like that, the two of them went to opposite places in the store.
Ultimate Bayonetta was actually shopping with style, as Everything Dante was in the middle of a chase to solve his tall witch-related problems.
"...You're a cheeky bugger for being such a young idiot." UI Bayonetta was running with the sauce. "You are six years older and still holding onto old grudges."
"Heh, if she wouldn't get on my nerves, I wouldn't be holding onto old things." Everything Dante shouted, as he pulled out his sword. "You're aren't that gal."
"Well, that's just funny, then."
Everything Dante was chasing Ultimate Bayo in the chase game and Everything Bayonetta...
...was actually trying to stop Ultimate Dante from pulling off the equilvalent of a hatrick, as the game got a lot more dangerous and a lot more...impressive, since it was actually a fight for the some "weed sauce."
This store was definitely holding bizzare things, like a dodging demon that carried a sauce packey and a witch that was looking at him with her guns out.
"Damn, what an introduction to the store staff. You must be her twin sister." UI Dante remarked with a confident smile, as Bayonetta was looking really interested.
"I've got several versions of me running around, wouldn't be the first and they wouldn't be the pettiest." Everything Bayonetta said. "But at the same time, you still make me mad for some reason."
"I tend to do that to people that I fight...also, Death Battle sounds like fun." Dante mused, right before-
"IT IS NOT!"
Ultimate Dante wasn't that surprised at the reaction from the vexed witch, as he decided to put the sauce packet away and defend himself against the aggressive witch.
*Everything Bayonetta's confessional*
The black-haired witch from another season looked uninterested in his smooth-ness.
"Well, at least this guy doesn't try to fight me every week...which is not much of an improvement, but it really shouldn't be like that. Yes, I should stop engaging with my demon hunter's reckless acts, but I'm not one to turn down a fight that I could win." She explained.
She smiled.
"A world without Death Battle...sounds like my cup of tea."
*Confessional cut*
Everything Bayo and Ultimate Dante had a pretty spicy fight, Bayonetta bringing the best kick that she was able to bring to his face, the demon hunter easily dodging it.
And then she brung a serious punch that almost hit the face of the older demon hunter, as he smiled at her counter strikes, then turning into a full-on fight for the weed sauce.
She didn't want to pull her hair moves, Dante didn't care that much about wrecking the merchandise and it was like a fight to the death except other people weren't jumping in to slam and the reasearch was plain janky...but nevertheless, they were fighting.
"Get out of my face, please." Dante casually said.
"I will not."
No matter what, there was something for everyone in the store, there was hype anime fights, there was dopplegangers having fun, there was a whole lot of idiots doing their thing and obviously, there was a lot of people that went up and down to put their stuff into the basket to actually finish the challenge.
There was a guy on the basket and he was...not excited to be here.
"I can't believe it! None of my traps worked." Fred shouted, looking at a...
...a giant sandbag that Azula dodged again.
"...Maybe I should've eaten something before being taken here." Fred answered, as the TV got put down. "But I'll catch you eventually."
"No, you won't."
Azula then just went through another register that wasn't trapped to the brim, as she had better things to do and also didn't care about the probably kidnapped Fred Jones.
*Fred's confessional*
The guy was slightly confused about the situation.
"So, how I did get here? Well, that's a mystery that I would like to solve, but it is just me and most of these guys haven't really done any crime...yeah...this is my life for the next hour and a half."
*Confessional cut*
Fred wasn't excited to see that Dante and Bayonetta from totally different seasons were fighting, the more terrifying contestants from the season that you're reading and also some "friends" from all of Everything, but he was at least with someone.
Sonic and Ruby were actually obstructing Tails and Reg and they were both doing a suprising good job of it...well, Sonic and Tails were using both of their skills and Reg was handling Ruby pretty well, since she had...
...everything on him, as he was running away to make sure that he wouldn't use his sleep-inducing laser and Ruby was fake swinging with the Crescent Rose.
"Hey, can you guys help a trap man out? I can't do anything right now." Fred politely asked.
Reg was using his stretchy arms to try and restrain Ruby Rose, which wasn't working that well since she has a scythe and didn't want to hurt the kid obviously.
"...Okay, I see you've got it handled? Does anyone have a mystery?" Fred inquired. "Any crazy stuff happening?"
"Yeah, we're fighting. That's crazy enough?" Reg answerted, trying to momentarily stop the assault on his being.
"...I'm just going to stand here."
Sonic and Tails, though, were going pretty fast around the store...and then stopped.
"Aren't you the Tails from Endless or something?" Sonic asked. "Scratch that, you're cool regardless."
"Thanks, Sonic from Everything, you're very cool anyways. So, I already dropped off my shipping, but it's something." Tails said. "Seriously, I can't find anything!"
"Come on, you've got the chance to win it!" Sonic encouraged the fox. "Me, I kinda blew it and you've kinda got the villain himself...getting mad."
"But I'm not even doing anything." Tails answered. "...I'm in a super-alliance of people that want to defeat that guy."
"Then do it, Tails! No matter how hard it gets, push it along, guy...from that big season."
Tails almost cried, as the two-tailed fox felt something good in his heart.
"Come on, guys, I'm looking for some more epic fights othen the two demon hunters, two witches and two mouthy mercenaries! There's only a single hour left!" Chris announced. "Come on, there's stuff to get!"
"Chris, we're having a moment here! Also...I think there's not that much to get." Tails shouted.
Sonic then went back to the other guys.
"...now I know how Mikasa felt."
*Sonic's confessional*
The hedgehog wasn't really incensed, moreso motivated to do the things that he was always doing.
"Yeah, this is definitely a challenge. Sure, our Chris may had a lot of dangerous challenges and a lot of ridiculous ones that meant that Ivy almost killed a contestant, but...the challenges weren't sloppy or trying to account for 40 people. Man, this Chris...has a bigger job! And Frontiers? More solid than this challenge, at least." Sonc had to brag.
*Confessional cut*
Despite the fact that there was a lot of people kinda unaccounted for...somehow, both teams nearly tied with the interpretive shopping list that Chris allowed to exist.
"...Give me a second-It's neck and neck, somehow, because both teams have completed most of the more important stuff on the list, despite some...broken ones! Campers, this is getting real, there's less than a hour left!"
Tails and Reg were a bit nervous, as Riley was definitely knocked down for the count and they weren't too far behind the Fiery Foxes, but those guys were about to get a second wind...
...if they never stopped getting some wind.
About a hour ago, Coachman got knocked out and children around the world cheered for some reason (he's lucky that people doesn't know what he really does.) and since then...
...he has been unconcious.
Until he woke up from the wreckage that was the shelf that he held on and saw Nom Nom's face.
Again.
"At this point, the only thing that I want is to be not be around you...which I'm going to do, see ya!" Nom Nom shouted. "Serious advice, stop being kidnapping people and turning them into donkeys."
Coachman practically had the disadvantage, having a bit of blood on his face and generally trying to keep the mood going...and he was still smoking.
"...Lies, also...no."
Nom Nom was there to give a middle finger, though, as the old man realised something very important, as he got back up to look at the clock ticking down at the ceiling.
"...This is ridiculous, isn't it?"
"Yeah, it is, but you wouldn't care that much about it, anyways." Deadpool called out. "Also, holy shit, you got hit by Sebastian?"
"...Holy shit?" Pinstripe questioned Deadpool. "You know this guy?"
"Not really, but I've been to that season...which was awesome!" Deadpool exclaimed. "You got slapped by the most badass butler in existence!"
Where was those two before all this?
Ultimate Deadpool carried a volleyball in his pouch of infinite space with infinite madness and didn't look that different from what he usually did, but Pinstripe was caught up in Pit's hour-long fight shenanigan and ended up with a scar that made him look cooler.
"...I'm sick of this challenge." Coachman bluntly answered.
"No fucking way, I got a scar from getting a volleyball from a ninja with our bare hands. Now, that's a good challenge!" Pinstripe bragged. "You kinda almost got murdered, though."
"And by a butler, too?" Deadpool asked.
Coachman didn't look too impressed by the accidental insult that came from Deadpool, as Pinstripe stopped smiling at the quite serious scowl that Coachman showed to the both of them.
"As much as he is strong, does he make that much more money than me? I don't really think so and much more importantly, is he currently in a competition?" Coachman bragged, almost coughing up something. "Nah, if only I could make his family pay and deal with his employer."
"Do you want to meet him?"
These three just left the general area, despite the fact that the oldest of them hated at least one of them, as the volleyball was caught.
*Pinstripe's confessional*
The potoroo just rolled his eyes.
"This man...man." He spat. "I swear sometimes, he's the best player to played and sometimes, he's the one guy that no-one likes for sucking a lot. I mean, I like him for his shittiness, but I doubt a lotta people would go with someone like that." Pinstripe said. "...At least he knows how to mess with the votes."
*Confessional cut*
"Oh no, guys, there's only a half-hour left and uh...these guys have been going wild for a hot second, seriously, what's up with these four?" Chris announced.
Muscle Man, Catalina, Nobara and Tanya were all back together, being a weird group that somehow escaped the alliance allegations that was not there yet.
In spite of that, they were making their best move, as Shego was just tired of this challenge.
"Seriously, bros, we don't have time to complain about this Gucci thing or not!" Muscle Man motivated these guys. "We've gotta...uh...get more stuff."
"Great plan, bitch, we were already doing that! How comes no-one cares about my plan of stealing some items?" Catalina asked.
"We already tried that and it's like they kinda disappeared from life."
"...And we do it different, stupid."
These two may have been fighting, but Tanya had a solution on that front, as she had a nerf gun...that somehow hurt through her own power of godly magic and Nobara just threw a bunch of shit with a toy hammer.
They were both trying to make sure that Pit, Miko and Squirrel Girl didn't have any more time to fight, which was happening over...tea, the Funky Kong statue and the highest-quality Total Drama merch to ever be made.
There was all focus, all skills and more important, property damage that somehow didn't hit any of that stuff, held together in a cage that required "four people" to lift.
It's obviously a scam, but Chris does love his fights in a weird location, and Nobara could give less of a shit.
It wasn't much of one, though.
*Nobara's confessional*
The brown-haired sorceress was pumped for the end of this challenge.
"Aside from the immense amount of stuff breaking and people's faces probably being re-arranged faster than a rock hits, this challenge is awesome! The amount of beatdowns being done over shopping...like it's Black Friday or less insane...with less people. And less ugly stuff." Nobara smile's couldn't be kept down, being close to screaming.
*Confessional cut*
"Okay, so there's twenty-five minutes left in these shenanigans! I'm being serious...this is quite ridiculously awesome and Chef, you haven't said a thing since the beginning of the contest!" Chris announced, as Chef got knocked on the side. "Chef Hatchet?"
"Chris, how the heck are you going to-" Chef seriously answered.
"Alright, Chef, figure it out."
To be continued pretty soon in the final part, where the challenge and the recursive crossover finished and the eliminations have started...and will finish with four more faces eliminated!
Be prepared for some (lack of a better word) bullshit in the second half of the chapter, as this chapter was supposed to be the end of the challenge and thanks to certain things happening to this story, the final part's coming out WAYYYY LATER than it should!
Or put it this way, this episode should have been done last month, but I was feeling a bit too lazy and also creatively strained a bit for this part, specifically.
Once again, the odd shopping list:
Hair gel for your beautiful host (me, obviously.)
An indestructible metal cleaver.
A hacked 3DS, because it's super easy to do. (no-one cares, Harold!)
Deadpool's folder of "memes" from Infinite.
An TV that can do 4K, has to be tested by in store staff.
Just some PlayStation 5 (super rare, dude.)
A guy that woke up in a new Bugatti.
Meme sound effects (somehow)
Total Drama merch (both the hat, shirt and coffee cup.)
Tea from the British.
Fish and Chips, the album.
The worst car you've ever seen.
Funky Kong on a Flame Runner statue.
A mini-marble sculpture.
A banana made of gold
Weed (like the grass, obviously.)
The worst hit song ever (judged by the instore staff)
A clear Haikyuu volleyball.
One trinket from an Everything contestant.A
And a random bag of stuff that you'll think that Chris will like. (10 or more and once again, the gift has to come out of your own generosity for your beautiful host!)