Total Drama X: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 24: Two (Years) For One Special.
Part 4: Closing Time.
The true final part of the challenge, as there's an actual end to the hypermarket madness that contained some of the spiciest set of contestants in Total Drama recursive crossover history, featuring the angriest Cassie Cage and the almost malding Bayonetta from their respective seasons.
And also, everything else around the entire challenge!
For the final time, the odd shopping list:
Hair gel for your beautiful host (me, obviously.)
An indestructible metal cleaver.
A hacked 3DS, because it's super easy to do. (no-one cares, Harold!)
Deadpool's folder of "memes" from Infinite.
An TV that can do 4K, has to be tested by in store staff.
Just some PlayStation 5 (super rare, dude.)
A guy that woke up in a new Bugatti(?)
Meme sound effects (somehow, ?)
Total Drama merch (both the hat, shirt and coffee cup.)
Tea from the British.
Fish and Chips, the album.
The worst car you've ever seen.
Funky Kong on a Flame Runner statue.
A mini-marble sculpture.
A banana made of gold
Weed (like the grass, obviously.)
The worst hit song ever (judged by the instore staff)
A clear Haikyuu volleyball.
One trinket from an Everything contestant.
And a random bag of stuff that you'll think that Chris will like. (10 or more and once again, the gift has to come out of your own generosity for your beautiful host!)
Chef Hatchet and Chris McLean announced their thing.
"Hold up, Chris, I got something to say! These Everything guys are giving their best moves and our campers are still better than them in one way...I don't know." Chef Hatchet finally said his own thing.
"Me too, dude, me too! These guys are making the best of the twenty minutes!" Chris announced, as the two teams were getting real.
These two...weren't the main players, but they were definitely the flashiest of the rest of the campers from Ultimate Islands...faring off against alternate versions that were similar...but not really.
"Dare to care, less annoying Dante?" Everything Bayonetta kinda had Dante's number.
"Yeah, I care...a lot." Ultimate Dante tried to dodge the vengeful witch's attacks.
These two were having a ball sprinting towards one of the many products that were for the taking, the white-haired demon defending it and the somewhat vengeful witch trying to attack him.
And not to mention, these other two, being Ultimate Bayo and Everything Dante going on each other's attack with the attempt to carry meme sound effects...
...which since they weren't tangible, was just held in the newest iPhone and regardless, the swing of the competition was literally in the proud witch's hands.
"Look, I know that's really sad that you beat me in Death Battle, but you really know how to be angry." Ultimate Bayo held the expensive phone. "I'd suggest you-"
"-ASK YOUR MOM? Really?" Everything Dante growled. "Wow, you're just as much of a bitch as her!"
And that wasn't even the main players, but like I said, the flashiest players in the game, all of them being ridiculously fast and loving the thrill of a good fighter, albeit both Bayos were a lot more reasonable than each other.
*Everything Deadpool's confessional*
The mercenary was in a mood.
"I'm going to be honest, these two need to write each other in a fanfic, you know going from enemies to lovers, because I'm tired of their stuff. No, it's not because they go to everything I'm in, which is super sick...and since it's a distraction-"
The guy was excited.
"-Actually, maybe that's overrated. But it does get tiring."
*Confessional cut*
The main players was two groups from two teams making their move to collect a total of a fifth of the shopping list, being half of the Drama Berets and also...Pit, Miko, Mystique Sonia (all burned out) and Squirrel Girl from the Foxes.
Both of them wanted the tea, the Funky Kong statue and high-quality Total Drama merch to fill out the shopping list.
"You know who ain't getting these? You, but you know who's getting these?"
Muscle Man wanted to finish the joke to ease the tension between team players.
"MY MOM!"
Or not, as Nobara just threw something up to get the hammer hit on there and Pit charged up his omnidirectional arrows to go somewhere...and Muscle Man looked towards a new arrival.
"Your mom's mediocre, ain't nothing compared to my mom!" Squirrel Girl dared Muscle Man to come in.
"SHUT UP, BRO!"
And the fight started with that insult, Nobara throwing a small pebble at Squirrel Girl, who looked at it and immediately regretted doing that, getting pushed backwards.
It didn't even hurt that much, but Nobara immediately went in for the toy hammer knockdown with near miss swing to the face.
Squirrel Girl blocked it like a true superhero would and only moved a little bit, as Nobara almost did it again except she dodged it with skill and the squirrel carrying superhero basically kicked the sorceress in the face.
Muscle Man was actually getting swung on by Miko, if only because she got a...baseball bat and randomly swung it with her epic gaming skills that worked.
Also, he was screaming, moreso squealing with the grab of the baseball bat.
Mystique Sonia put down some Strength Buns for obvious reasons and then Pit just ate all of them in a row, firing off more than a few shots towards Shego and Tanya, who finally could use her power.
Even with a toy gun, her magic was definitely making it quite strong with there being a bit of Quick Draw element to it.
Pit vs Tanya was for real and he kinda lost because he decided to open his mouth for a second and she didn't care about war crimes.
Pit was actually down for the count with Tanya taking the merch, despite Muscle Man definitely going toe-to-toe with Miko and the same went for Nobara and Squirrel Girl...and Shego was unaccounted for.
For one reason.
"Look, just keep them distracted, it shouldn't be that hard." Tanya answered. "Be at ease, please...and-"
Almost all of the stuff was gone, which she was the first one to notice...and then it was Nobara and Squirrel Girl.
"HOW THE HECK DID SHE DO IT!" Squirrel Girl screamed. "SHE'S GOOD."
"And she is a part of our crew. So, I expect you to lose."
"...frick." Squirrel Girl whispered.
While Tanya left with the final item in that area, Pit and Miko practically screamed at the incredible steal with Squirrel Girl...not doing that.
*Catalina's confessional*
She was pissed.
"Fuck that green chick, I knew she would steal our thing and wouldn't tell us. I thought we were part of this alliance or this team, but I guess she's just a bitch!" She yelled.
*Shego's confessional*
She was not pissed...in fact, she was feeling good.
"I got tired of fighting two teenagers and a lady who just became an adult, so I stole that stuff for the team. Finally, I'm a damn team player now." She said, "You can stop complaining."
*Confessional cut*
"Ten minutes are left and man, our cast aren't letting my show go down without a fight! Also, I'm pretty sure that the Capybaras are going to win their third challenge."
You would think that Cassie Cage and Samus wouldn't just be quietly killing it in the background, but she didn't really mind it that much since it actually allowed to go toe-to-toe with Snake Eyes...especially as an fellow mercenary hero and also because it meant that she could get another main item off the shopping list.
"I know you're giving it your best shot anyways!" Cassie praised. "...Damn, you're a fine ninja."
Snake Eyes was still a fine ninja indeed, not letting her or Samus get away with a 4k television, which was in the process of working.
Samus Aran didn't really have the hands to carry it, despite her obvious strength, only slowly able to get away before getting a ninja star thrown at the back of it.
"Cassie, I don't need any help."
"Scratch that, we're in this business to win!" Cassie declared.
Samus just looked on as Cassie fought against Snake Eyes, who put back the TV with impeccable speed.
With the battle of the television being very nearly over, someone that was very expected came in with some braggadocious moves and more important things...like a working gun.
Even if Pinstripe Potoroo was very nervous about the results and the fact that Snake Eyes were equals to the strongest pair that the Capybaras definitely, he didn't care that much about those.
"Are you stupid? You want to grab TV with your bare hands...against these three?" Pinstripe asked, as Coachman shook his head.
Pinstripe didn't want the answer.
"...our bare hands, you mean? Besides, how do you know he's not distracted?"
"What makes you think he's just a goof?" Pinstripe incredulous squealed
"What makes you think that we can't just do that." Coachman said, glaring at his best friend at this point.
Pinstripe looked at the three people that were fighting to their fullest, slightly away from the television area and...well, there was only one option that could work, as Cassie, Samus and Snake Eyes were having a fight of sorts.
Pinstripe Potoroo held one side of the (4K Ready) television and Coachman held the other side and together, they put the TV into the cart and booked it out down to the tills without being noticed by two competitive fighters and a silent ninja...or rather, they got ignored completely for one reason.
*Cassie's confessional*
The blonde soldier just sighed.
"I don't like Chris at all, but I would be stupid to ignore the fact that not only did he say that we're ahead, but also we're straight up a better team...even when we lose, the team doesn't split up over that loss and turn into a shitty soap opera." Cassie bragged. "...Still, though..."
*Confessional cut*
Cassie and Samus were still fighting the truly silent ninja, when the clock reached five minutes left...and the seconds were actually counting down for everyone, them included.
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Pit, Miko, Ultimate Deadpool and Squirrel Girl were all making good time on trying to avoid the obstacles that were ahead of them, since the clock was even going down on their watches and they were all moving like Sonic would have.
"GO, GO, GO or else, Everything 3 won't be finished in written form!" Ultimate Deadpool screamed.
"We're already go, go, going, DP!" Squirrel Girl replied, almost as loud as our home-grown Deadpool.
These four weren't the only ones speeding through the store, but these four were especially apparent, as the two Dantes and two Bayonettas were trying to hash it out through epic swings and the like...and also, the rest of them trying their best to stop the four of them.
Pit wasn't scared at all, eating the floor ice-cream and making it look like luxury ice cream with the way that he was shooting some arrows at the other team.
Miko may not have used any of her skills, which she kinda showed off more than a few times, but her gamer sense was still putting that baseball bat to a bunch of uglier faces.
Squirrel Girl...was doing squirrel things, literally, as she had a few of them scratch some other fellas and distract 'em to catch "Earth by Lil Dicky" which got Double D to regret that moment.
Ultimate Deadpool may not be Infinite or Everything's version of him, but if there's one thing you could say about him, it was that...he...struggled without a betrayal and he's dealing with a terribly odd team, listening to Fish and Chips.
Actually, scratch that, he just kinda teleported these four...with not that much trouble, but he had to ensure one thing.
That Tails, Reg and Riley didn't block them.
"Guys, you won't believe this..." Chris cut the communications. "...Ah, campers, you've got a minute left and you better make it count! Seriously, I'm already losing a lot of money here, have some fun!"
"...I can't believe they were right." Deadpool said. "But that doesn't matter because it's fun!"
He said while swinging his sword and trying to turn on the teleporting belt that he carried, which wasn't even that hard for him...but it was a minute.
"I heard you looked like an ugly ass man and that you have cancer!" Riley yelled, just swinging like he didn't get knocked. "That's real sad, but-"
He talked a bit too much.
With Fish and Chips, Earth and Bugatti in hand in the group that finally got down to the tills, Fred just put them in the bag, especially the clock was almost done for it to count...the problem was that it managed to be thrown at random.
It still went into the Foxes' bag, just about as well.
"No countdowns here, time's up for you!" Chris announced. "Any second now, you should hear-"
Chris made sure that the horn was as loud as possible, as practically everyone hated it and covered their ears to try and avoid the sound.
"-that, so the challenge's over and done with, dudes! For the record, you better thank the Everything crew of campers for their hard work!"
The funny guys and the technically outdated clique of the Fiery Foxes just balked at the host's decision to put on that awful noise and honestly, force these guys to create the challenge.
"Are you going to get paid?" Uraraka asked, almost questioning herself.
"I don't know, but I did hear that Daphne was here doing business." Fred inquired, seeing the shocked faces. "...Wait, did she go on here?"
Uraraka nodded affirmatively.
"Oh..."
Fred didn't look disappointed.
"...did she get eliminated?"
"Yeah, but she sucked anyway." Mystique Sonia answered, as Fred looked offended.
Chris actually managed to get everyone that was still in from this season and the guys that got picked up for all three of Everything seasons together into one single massive room, which was just the back of the store, full of more odd products and a shit ton of Total Drama props that wouldn't fit into the oversized superstore.
"Look, I'm disappointed in you guys. Wrecked shelves, broken products, customer injury, one light even fell down and the carts got messed up as well...I can't believe that you're not fired..."
Sly Cooper and Carmen Sandiego smiled at the reputation that they gained.
"...but this is Total Drama, baby and we've got a golden episode in here! Good TV, dudes! And honestly, it's not that surprising that both teams don't have the complete shopping list, I made it that way!"
"Of course, you did." Azula whispered low enough that Chris couldn't hear.
"The Everything guys blocked you guys from finishing it, which they should be thanked for, but you want to know who completed more of the shopping list? Actually, all of them are filled up but one, besides the worst car that you've ever seen...which was in here! So, we'll judge your bags!"
One epic judgment later, the results were...surprisingly obvious, being that Chef, Chris, Nom Nom, Sebastian and of course, Double D, did all of the work and...
"Actually, it's not that close! For the third time in a row, the Chill Capybaras win again...Fiery Foxes, you've gotta vote off another 4 campers, which is gonna be awesome for me! Everything Cast, I swear that your portal is not broken this time!"
Azula wasn't disappointed...just ashamed, as Chris just left the two sets of campers to do their own thing and say their goodbyes.
Everything Dante and Everything Bayo finally solved their issues through the fight throughout this chapter, as Everything Deadpool just put his arms on their shoulders.
"Look, this Death Battle's older than Damn Daniel, one of you has to drop the act and grow the heck up because I just want to visit both of you without dying." E Deadpool stated. "I just want an epic fight to the death, you understand?"
"Yes, Deadpool, I'll just ignore him...he isn't worth my time or my faith." E Bayonetta said. "...And more importantly, his haircut is boring."
"I'll take that as a compliment. Besides, I've got a brother to fight and more demon-hunting jobs to do...wonder if there's souls to fill with light, anyways." E Dante stated. "Bayo, you've got a dark soul and you should get some light."
"...Fuck you."
"Fuck you too."
And just like that, the conflict had been "solved", as Everything Deadpool clapped his own hands and saw the two of them.
"...Finally, I can say that they keep on trying. It's like they're two different versions of each other and they've gained a thousand reasons to kinda hate each other...besides the Death Battle!"
Everything Deadpool felt satisfied with the character arc of those two and more importantly, with Nom Nom's appearance.
"No-one read that redemption arc!" Nom Nom shouted. "They all saw it."
"That's true, just...let me say my goodbyes to yet another Deadpool."
Nom Nom disappeared back into his mansion.
*The Two Deadpools' private room*
Ult and Everything Deadpool just sat on top of two different chairs.
...which would be awesome...
...if they didn't speak about their adventures in two entirely different sets of stories...
...at length, but wait-
"Wow, you and I have completely different stories! Mine suffered betrayal, brought together a ton of couples and had a whole adventure thing and more important, made sure that Sebastian and Bayo *censored for "spoilers"* and you...got stuck in a ridiculously shitty team, made the best of it and became part of the biggest alliance in numbers." Everything Deadpool's version of a lecture was...something. "...Your story ain't over and so is mine."
"I know. You want to try to find TheMasterKat and get her a marriage certificate." Ultimate Deadpool said. "I may not be there, but I'll be there in spirit."
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"WOOO!"
*Confessional cut*
For the third time in a row, The Fiery Foxes lost the challenge and also for the third time in a row, Dante and Coachman were just...glaring at each other with gusto and the rest of the team wondered how bad they did from Azula's judginess.
"Your mediocrity astounds me despite the fact that some of you are not that, clearly you all need a reality check and to defeat Sokka's team, we need to have a united strategy that I would bring to the Fire Nation!" Azula practically screamed.
"The...Fire Nation?" Basil asked.
"We are the Fiery Foxes, a team that is full of fiery contestants and some of them can firebend unlike those weaklings on the other team. I think the name fits!" Azula answered.
"Interesting name...I'm going to assume that certain people did poorly." Basil looked towards the feuding duo. "You two, what happened?"
"I had to deal with my annoying other self, which made this challenge pretty cool and I managed to get two of the shopping list stuff!" Dante argued for himself. "More importantly, ask him."
Coachman may not have been the worst of 'em in this challenge, but he was in a perilous position and saying nothing was definitely worse for him and...
"Well, you consider me very important to the team, don't you?" Coachman asked. "Besides, I was up against a demon butler, which I survived."
Basil rolled his eyes, Dante and Azula did not care, Pinstripe almost facepalmed but Mai stopped him from doing that.
"...Good job." Mai sarcastically said. "You really convinced the other people."
*Azula's confessional*
She didn't have much to say.
"If he has any chance to stay in it is because of an alliance because no-one aside from a few think he's worth staying in." Azula answered, summoning the chime. "I will make sure of that...once he is vulnerable."
*Confessional cut*
Crimson and Leshawna were looking at the other people on the team that lost for the third time in a row, when all of a sudden, Iori came up to them. with a sneaky smile of epic sneaking.
"Hahahaha, what's good?" Iori asked. "I heard you two ladies were short on not getting eliminated."
"I mean...I don't care that much. Like, I don't need that money." Crimson rolled her eyes. "Also, why would people vote for me?"
"Uh, obviously, you've got some reality show talent and...you're a goth like me." Iori badly explained, sweating his heart out. "Honestly-"
"Nah...you're cool." Crimson quite literally just shrugged.
"Leshawna, you've also got targets set on you for being a Total Drama legend...and for sucking ass." Iori stated. "You suck ass...in the challenge!"
"Shut up, redhead dude, you didn't do that much either." Leshawna said. "I'm not gonna say that some of you suck becuase you can't...and I don't see you doing anything."
"Shut your ass up." Iori replied instantly.
"And you should do that, too!"
While Iori and Leshawna yelled, Crimson genuinely rolled her eyes at the odd argument and Azula just didn't look at him.
"I can't believe for someone that's been in Total Drama for a bunch of seasons, you just keep on dropping the ball and you haven't even got your own alliance yet." Iori screamed. "You suck ass, lady!"
"...Bruh, what is your problem?" Leshawna said. "You just came here to set up an elimination situation or have a fight!"
"...No. Just wanted to ask for a friend!" Iori almost shouted, as Leshawna wondered what was actually going down.
*Crimson's confessional*
The goth didn't look that interested.
"...I haven't watched Total Drama because it's just filled with drama-filled people trying to win the game and the host is a villain." Crimson said, not pleased about this challenge. "Not like a cool villain, but a mid one."
*Confessional cut*
While that was happening, Crimson got accidentally targeted by a bunch of the crosshairs of Azula's alliance...which she didn't care about that much for hopefully obvious reasons.
As for others', Rapunzel didn't look that confident about her potential vote for one strange reason.
"Why is everyone staring at me again? I got a second chance in the game, nothing that crazy." Rapunzel stated. "I know a lot of things like...uh...stuff that I can't say."
"...Why did you say that! Help us all out with the info!" Yumeko genuinely wanted to ask.
"No, it'd be messed up!" Rapunzel shouted. "Besides, I don't really know that much. I've just been making pictures and hanging out with the eliminated girls! You know, like, you should instead of making an alliance."
"Good enough." Yumeko nonchalantly answered. "Wait, how did you know about the alliance stuff?"
"The what now? Half of the people were talking about making their own fake alliance or whatever it's cool, it's kinda crazy." Rapunzel explained, seriously
"Oh, I'm not in one, but I could-" Yumeko said.
"For the sake of this team's integrity...you two should stop talking about things like this because we will end up losing literally everybody to some insane challenge that doesn't work that well..." Mikasa confidently stated. "...I don't care about some shit alliance that's going to disappear in two challenges, but I care about not losing."
Rapunzel and Yumeko just shrugged at the very honest explanation.
*Mikasa's confessional*
The Titan Slayer was "tired of this shit."
"You know at some point, the Survey Corps was bad, but it was not two people at the throats of each other who both sucked at challenges." She stated, as if it was matter-of-fact.
*Confessional cut*
As for Shego, she was just tired of the no-action BS that was all down with the Drama Berets since they were definitely talking about the plan of attack.
"My intel says that Rapunzel, Crimson and Leshawna could be voted off in this thing." Tanya stated. "And by that, I just listened in the cafeteria to the eliminations of this team...who are not bad choices. And Coachman's still in the elimination zone."
"...Oh no, that old man, he's definitely a supervillain...why are you preoccupied with him again?" Shego asked.
"It's honestly a miracle that he's not eliminated and I want to figure out that kind of advice." Tanya explained. "More importantly, he'd be a key figure-"
"NO!" Shego shouted. "We're winning continuously too much and this guy's practically a living bomb of shittiness."
Tanya, the child soldier and the centre of the attention of the rest of the befuddled alliance.
"Could be a future member."
"Bruh, he turned into a girl, I don't fuck with people like that. Also, he is gay!" Riley exclaimed with his strong argument.
"...You make accusations about this, but consider it planned for the future." Tanya answered. "Anyways, I'm going to ignore you because this show and predictions never go well."
"Dude, I dunno." Muscle Man's apprehensive tone said it all. "He sucks half the time."
"You know what, I'm going to get the hell outta here!" Shego stated. "This alliance sucks a lot, I'm going to do something spicy."
*Nobara's confessional cut*
She was at least enthused.
"Do you think that Shego's going to fight Coachman...because I would be down for that and
*Confessional cut*
A spicy thing that she did, as Shego was casually hanging out right near the voting booth and looking at it with some kinda contempt...hands flaming with passion, ready to do some kind of protest.
"This game's really getting on my nerves!" Shego shouted. "Even when we win, it's like this old man strangely important to some child soldier...which is messed up."
The supervillain sidekick was just here to win, you know, not get forced into awkward alliances that dip in and out of existence sometimes and much more importantly...
...she kinda had the opportunity to burn the voting booth, which would both instantly send her out of the game and more importantly, be very stupid to her...even if her hands were coated with anger.
The supervillain sidekick was sitting down, pissed at the fact that the man who stood smugly next to her wasn't eliminated...and she stood up with the intent to eliminate him metaphorically.
"You know...you should be less angry." Coachman looked not too pleased. "Sure, your team won but that does not mean that you don't have the right to be angry at me! And honestly, it apparently is well-deserved."
"...Stop saying stupid stuff to get me riled-up, it is not working." Shego gritted through her teeth. "Also, what are you even doing?"
"Me, I'm not anything important. Just stating that your anger towards me is...a thing...much more importantly..."
Coachman may not have smiled physically, but inside he had quite the evil smile.
"...how would you like to know that I had quite the talk with that child soldier? I bet that would irk the villain within you!"
"DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE!"
Shego's yell betrayed her intention of being uncaring, as Coachman had an "honest" smile.
"...Yes."
Shego's anger actually got the better of her, finally throwing a fireball or two, since there were only trees on the opposite side of the voting booth and thanks to some questionable fireball dodging, Coachman got hit...and so did the voting booth, badly.
The old man got back up with an injured smile.
"Well, then, that must suck for you. It's a shame that you just burned the voting booth!" Coachman shouted, in mock outrage. "...You idiot."
"YOU KNOW WHAT, you should have been eliminated a long time ago because there's nothing really good about you...also you cheat too much, it's insane how much you suck." Shego just told her. "Even if I'm gone, I'm pretty sure you're going to be in trouble."
Shego did the hardest glare at the old villain, who was fazed.
"Okay."
*Coachman's confessional*
He did not look pleased.
"This has been a bad episode for me...but at least Shego's going to go out in my place, if people realised that I did not do any bad things in this challenge."
The obvious realisation already went.
"...And also if they didn't care that much.
*Confessional cut*
The three or four eliminations were almost as obvious as the fact that the voting booth was somehow only charred...in some areas and that Chris was actually smiling.
"Wow, that place was real smoky! Someone went crazy?" Clover shouted.
"Uh, babe, someone put some fire on it." Rock said. "What happened to the voting booth?"
"Dude, you wanna know what happened?" Chris chuckled. "One of the ladies on the other team kinda burned the place where you will place your votes and she's gone!"
"...There are rules?" Dante questioned, as Rock agreed with him.
"One of them is don't burn the voting booth and Shego kinda broke that! So, she's eliminated and hilariously, you guys have still cast your votes and honestly, one of you got saved by Shego's elimination!"
The host finally got the campers to be silent.
"And oh man, this elimination's kinda interesting, campers, some of you are not going to like this! And that's including those who have no votes!"
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"Dante, Pinstripe Potoroo, Mystique Sonia, Ochako Uraraka, Basil, Squirrel Girl, Deadpool, Pit, Miko, Mai and Iori, you all share that!" Chris announced. "And you all will share a marshmallow!"
"Babadow...wait, Clover didn't mess up that much." Rock realised, as the host just looked at him.
"Alright, dude."
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"With one vote to their name, Crimson, Azula and Mikasa still share a marshmallow!"
"Whoever voted for me shall pay." She whispered.
"You are very sane." Mikasa whispered back, as though Azula was ready to rip her in half with fire.
*Azula's confessional*
The firebending princess didn't look ashamed.
"I respect her a fair amount, but she will regret that vote when the time comes for her elimination." She said, "Which will be well-deserved considering her many strengths."
*Confessional cut*
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"Rapunzel, Leshawna, Coachman, Iori, Yumeko and Clover, none of you share a marshmallow yet!" Chris stated. "And all of you have at least two votes!"
Coachman didn't care that much, as Clover was starting to sweat with both Yumeko and Leshawna noticing that move.
"Actually, three of you share the factor of having two votes and the other three will be out of the game, being on the Dock of Shame! And trust me, there was a tiebreaker ready, but we already have enough footage."
"Is that why you were so happy?" Leshawna genuinely questioned, as Basil had a look of smugness.
"Yeah, maybe, but more importantly, you should have been more careful!"
Leshawna looked at him incredulously, as Rock struggled to figure out why Clover had even this many votes in the first place and Coachman...tried to keep it cool.
"...Rapunzel, you actually had the most votes at four due to your 'forbidden knowledge'..."
Rapunzel looked outraged at that one fact.
"...and Iori Yagami, you only have half of that, but I guess your fighting ability was something enough for a marshmallow!"
"Why is he safe?" Rapunzel asked.
"That's what I've been asking. And then I realised that I would mess up everyone back at the elimination place." Iori bragged, taking the thing in his hand.
Rapunzel was practically steaming at her second elimination.
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Clover wondered what the fuck was happened and the same went for Yumeko, who justifiably had no reason to be here.
"Clover quite literally has no reason to have one more vote than Yumeko's two votes...but voting's a real mystery! Sorry, Clover."
"NOOOO, WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!" Rock shouted. "That's actually insane."
"Yeah, it is and obviously, there's got to be something behind this!" Clover also complained.
"Well, yeah, babe...anyways, I'm gonna do it for you!"
"...Oh no. Rock, you better do it good!"
"Alright."
Clover just accepted her elimination, as Rock shed a tear, as Leshawna raised an eyebrow.
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Leshawna wondered what the fuck was going down today.
Coachman kinda knew what his fate was.
"Coachman and Leshawna, you two share some weird fates! The former's...sucked for half of the season and the latter's gotten unfair eliminations in nearly every season she's been in!"
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"Do you even like this guy? The guy who fucked this challenge and is currently bleeding from the head." Leshawna argued her point. "More importantly, he scared the bejeebers out of most of you just to win, that man has no loyalty!"
"...No loyalty? No loyalty, really? Interesting suggestion." Coachman said, making it up quickly.
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Chris was not pleased.
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"I haven't betrayed my team once." Coachman suggested.
"That's true, but still-"
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"OKAY, okay, you guys kinda ruined the tension! Leshawna got one more vote than Coachman, which is...definitely something!" Chris announced. "Leshawna, you've gotta ride the dock of shame!"
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"Okay, I know that these two are buddy-buddy with each other, but who put the third vote on me? I get I've been Total Drama a bit too much, but one of y'all have to speak please." Leshawna declared, looking at a certain whistling ninja. "Why are you whistlin'?"
"Why are you accusing me? The votes sometimes end up in weird directions...so, you're gonna be missed." Mai attempted to explain.
"I know that I am gonna."
"Cool." Mai said. "We're definitely going to miss you."
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Dante gave a dirty look at...Coachman, who was quite pleased with his attempt.
"Wonder what happened with-" Dante wanted to say.
"Dude, I don't care that much! We just had a crazy crossover, so let's just get this episode done with!" Chris' excitement couldn't be contained. "Rapunzel, Leshawna and Clover, the Dock of Shame awaits."
Those three were all peeved by their eliminations.
"I GOT ROBBED BY COACHMAN, for the record, the second time that this Coachman guy tricked our team!" Shego yelled, as Leshawna just sighed.
"Look, I know that you're loud and all, but you should stop talking for a second. Because these votes are bad!" Clover shouted. "Who voted for me?"
"That's what I want to know! The old man nearly died in that challenge, I was just hereeeeee..."
Leshawna screamed, as she got pulled along by the momentum of the yacht.
"Okay, so Shego got blindsided by...someone apparently because you don't mess with the voting booth like that without consequences! Also, Leshawna already made her mark, Rapunzel wasted her second chance...sorta and Crimson creeps me out!" Chris announced. "Did you ever expect that, because there's going to be more unexpected eliminations in the next episode of Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!"
To be continued pretty soon in Episode 25, where after a good old battle for consumerism, random shit being bought and a crossover, we go back to our roots of camping out in places where these guys shouldn't.
For two days.
On Boney Island.
Yeah, Chris is not letting these guys get off as if the campers hating each other was easy by any means, which since this is being aired on TV and streaming services, you know what's going to happen next.
Also, it might be the merge either after that episode or the next episode, since there's always a chance for chaos when Chris will just drop it mid-challenge, since he is one callous motherfucker.
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Gonna be honest, Rapunzel may have had extra knowledge in the comeback and this is at the point where everyone has some absurd strength to them and her second chance got played against her.
The same thing actually goes for Leshawna, since I really like her, a bunch of people really like her and the weird problem is that she's plainly too strong in the social game (for real, she's liked by almost everyone, Azula included!)
And finally, on a very unrelated note, Clover doesn't deserve to get eliminated, but that's only because she's kinda been floating for a bit too long and more importantly, Rock and Crimson as a Ridonculous Race duo didn't vote her out. (She got tripped up by the boys.), the rest of the men didn't feel the same way, though.
(For the record, Coachman sucking in this challenge is the actual reason why he's only had one vote...and also-)
Yeah, someone had to get fucked over eventually and this episode, Shego somehow got hit with the trap with pure annoyance and frustration of not really doing anything to mess with the other campers.
Shego really got played with, so uh, she got her time cut short (unlike in Homespun, where she's still in!)
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...I'm gonna find a riot shield because I'm a Clover fan and my writing was...odd to put it lightly.