Total Drama X: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 25: Your Average Camp
Part 2: Please, Tent It Down
Surprisingly, the merge inches forward that much further with another dangerous challenge, as two days stuck surviving in the middle of Boney Island really does give these guys their all to have some random conversations!
And/or survive some ridiculous stuff that both was shown in Episodes 12 and 22, including some familiar monsters and funky plants and heck, there's even a cameo.
As expected, Chris is gonna love this. Yeah, it's that kind of challenge.
1602jaw: Third trip to Boney Island and a challenge where to they have to stay there for two days, these guys really do get the full McLean experience and I'm glad you liked the intro.
I'd rather not answer yet for spoilery reasons.
Memeking The Third: Even through the dangerous experience is gonna hurt, this is definitely an tension-easer even if it right now isn't working that well.
The Chill Capybaras had their issues, but their winning streak was still more than enough to dissaude the wild stuff that was being thrown around in this exact forest.
As you can guess, Riley was the issue, reallly for one reason.
"Just because we've got a map and we've got the numbers advantage doesn't mean we're going to win this. I've got the survival skills, fighting skills and girlfriend-earning skills to survive this crazy island." Sokka carried the map, looking at the odd island.
"Okay, we've all been here before as well, so why does it have to be you?" Samus stated, not daring to take the map.
"Because...I can survive out here on my own!" Sokka said. "And I have a boomerang and a sword."
"...You do have a fair point."
"I don't think scrawny man does have point. Can you fight bear?" Heavy shoved Sokka out of the way.
"Not really, but I don't get what that does have to do with camping in here?" Sokka suggested, putting the map away. "A lot of us can fight good."
"...Ahh, bear mess with you and you don't mess with bear." Heavy warned the swordsman, as Sokka just gave a mean look at him.
"Aha, you guys have been going a bit crazy with it, so let's get to camp before we fight any bears!" Joseph was just checking his Hamon. "I bet I could handle 'em."
These three were only some of the players that were just heading towards the camp and there was definitely a vibe about the crazy location that still housed an small amount of otherworldly life that stuck out even more from the desaturated life on the island.
Unsurprisingly, there was actually a protected campsite that they literally ran into because Joseph wasn't looking at the wooden fence and these guys were surprisingly relieved at their clean-looking campsite...besides a powerful or crazy few.
The tents weren't set up at all, though.
"Finally, a challenge that doesn't want to murder us on the first try!" Tanjiro shouted.
"This would be the actual challenge to do that, so what's the point?" Joseph asked.
"The point is...we're camping together on this crazy island!"
"Ok, still can be disappointed." Joseph said. "I'm going to find some funky meat in here."
"And I can cook it with my own hands!" Kyo stepped in, as Joseph grinned. "Let's do this thing!"
"You don't even..."
Tanjiro used his nose once again, as Joseph and Kyo looked excited for a third wheel and he looked directly where they were going.
"If we team up, we could defeat whatever we're smelling."
"...it does smell dangerous and kind of human, so that's fine."
And like that, Joseph, Tanjiro, Kyo, Nicole and Bayonetta (for hopefully obvious reasons) were only some of the few that were out there and doing their own thing on Boney Island, not without any backup.
*Tanya's confessional*
"Despite the lack of leadership and odd lack of teamwork that's always been here, I think this team has the potential to be a troop that will survive until the merge...which is in two episodes!" She
*Confessional cut*
The Fiery Foxes were surprisingly fast to their campsite that was entirely due to the faster members having the compass and the rest of the team following in their own footsteps and indeed, they were witnessing a growth of a bizarre fauna...
...right outside of their camping space, which was denoted with a few unmade tents, smoky firewood and a whole lot of grass to cover the area to even make it look remotely normal.
Because that bizarre fauna was kinda a satiny white flower that was about the size of a man and nothing else, actually.
"You know what, I've been here before and this flower could be way worse!" Mystique Sonia praised. "And no, I'm not just saying this because I nearly died."
"Yeah, this place is kinda boring, but that's good." Uraraka said, putting all her determination into her hand. "I'm not losing here!"
And then she floated to see the obvious problems, with a bunch of people wondering something very important that she definitely couldn't hear.
"It's insane that she doesn't use her power more often. Maybe it's a Spiderman-type thing, you know, power responsibility thing." Yumeko stated, as Mystique Sonia was looking up at the determined floaty hero. "Or-"
"-She could be hiding her power in order to further her self in the game, since she can make herself and any object that could be lifted to float...but that power has its limit." Azula guessed, making Mystique Sonia and Mai raise an eyebrow.
"I keep track of this game."
"Fair point, but I doubt that's happening because-" Mai added.
Uraraka just dropped to realise something obvious, as no-one was talking and yet the four of them were together keeping their mouths shut in a bit of a panic.
*Uraraka's confessional*
"I'd like to see them talk together because we are a team and more importantly, I definitely heard what they were talking about. Being in a show like this and representing UA, I don't want to use my power willy-nilly without messing up my teammates." She said, a bit of worry embedded in her words.
*Confessional cut*
"-We were talking about the food that we need to get!" Azula instantly barked.
"...That's great and all, but we can talk strategy together. This team's messed up because some of us fight a lot and uh..." Uraraka saw that Azula's glare was direct. "...you know, maybe hanging out and surviving would help?"
"...You have a point, but you should be careful of this game."
"Okay, that's good!"
Uraraka awkwardly walked out of the conversation space, as Mai, Mystique Sonia and even Yumeko raised an eyebrow at the random spat that Azula instigated.
"Someone else should-" Yumeko said.
"Mikasa is looking out for us and I will do it for my own sake!" Azula declared. "I can fight my own battles."
"-Good idea, actually, since we still have a lot of people to do maintain the camp and I'd just like to gamble with everyone!" Yumeko shouted. "Who wants to bet something on UNO?"
It was Yumeko's turn to get the bemused looks from the rest of the girls and there was a lot more interesting things about this challenge besides those four inter-acting for the first time.
Like Azula and Mikasa working together for the first time in searching for major threats like an Immunity Idol, a Chef Hatchet Idol and the monsters from Episode 22 that were looking for a rematch.
Surprisingly, it wasn't that, as Dante has his sword poked up into a weirdly clean river and Deadpool was about to say the funniest thing on the southwestern part of Boney Island, fishing like bros definitely do.
They were in a place that shouldn't exist on an island, with the oddly dead trees, the lush grass that contrasted the trees and even a few beaver nests that was splattered around and flipped over
"Jackpot!"
He got eight fish...on his sword.
"Dude, that was contrived and I really appreciate that!" Deadpool declared. "Also, that was fish."
"Man, I got eight fish with my sword. That's...definitely something." Dante said, being a bit self-reflective. "Do you think I'm an asshole?"
"No, nobody thinks you're an asshole. He just brings the asshole out in ya." Deadpool remarked, taking another cod and see the demon hunter. "I'm pretty sure that Bayonetta's here."
"Finally, something exciting!" Dante just pulled the fish without missing a beat. "...Was there really only one fishing rod?"
"Nope-"
Sure Deadpool had the power of the fourth wall, but Dante practically pulled him into a potential fight with Bayonetta and someone else clearly in sight, ready to do a fight.
Bayonetta may have had the element of surprise, but Deadpool had two katanas and an whole chimichanga that he wanted to eat, but couldn't because he could sense something.
Something that with the witch lady going fast...
...Dante could just about see it, as these two were blocked each other's strongest attacks.
"You came for some fish?" Dante asked. "Pretty sure you could get your own."
"Unlike you, I do have a functioning team and don't need to fish!" Bayonetta declared. "And an alliance."
"Listen, witch lady, I could be in an massive alliance that could destroy the old guy in one swepp, but I'd rather not be." Dante said. "Because I'm pretty sure you didn't come alone."
"Dante, you could actually solve your own problem and also ease your mind! So, that I could actually fight you and not win."
"Are you just saying that so that I'd join your alliance?"
Dante just nodded.
"Or because our fights are just that important?"
The potential for a good fight could be felt in the air, but that was quickly dropped when Terry Bogard, Tails, Yuri and Squirrel Girl all popped out of nowhere to do the one thing that they shouldn't do.
Stop a fight between very overpowered protagonists, but...
"Guys, stop, stop, we're trying to help this game!" Yuri shouted. "I'm trying to get you two to see sense."
"Okay, we're not fighting. What the heck kind of alliance do you have? Also, Deadpool, are you with them?" Dante questioned, not even mad.
"Yeah and we're trying to defeat Coachman? That's good enough for you!" Yuri shouted.
"Let the man answer, dude." Terry added to the conversation, as Deadpool just sighed.
"Yeah, we're trying to beat Coachman's ass." Deadpool said. "Dante, you can either not be in this alliance or be in this thing, either way we're beating up an old man!"
"...There's already enough people in the Donkey Heads? We've got ten minus Clover...and also Rock, Basil and Kyo aren't here." Tails answered, finally stepping up to the demon hunter. "If you don't want, you don't want to."
"Honestly, I'm sorta with you guys! On one condition."
Everyone in the general area was waiting in anticipation for the one obvious thing, as Dante just kept his own mouth open.
"I'm gonna do my own thing and if that guy gets to the merge, I'm pretty sure that I'll run through his two idols." Dante spun his sword. "Besides, us guys from our team need to bond real good!"
"That's great! We'll do our own thing and...survive?"
Bayonetta didn't fault him for it, but Yuri and Terry just cringed at the bad pun that Tails actually dropped, but true to his word, these four left the other four to do their thing.
Squirrel Girl, Dante and Deadpool were about to have a good time.
*Tails' confessional*
The fox was understandably anxious.
"I can't believe that I got the best demon hunter himself into this temporary mega-alliance and honestly, it should really be that way for hopefully obvious reasons...since someone HAS to reveal it right after Coachman gets eliminated!" Tails argued. "Otherwise it's the most powerful alliance in the game and me and Reg couldn't exactly handle that."
*Squirrel Girl's confessional*
She was squealing with pure excitement.
"Aw yeah, me, Dante, Deadpool, Rock and Basil, it's like a friendship group of homies and plus with Terry, Tails, Reg, Bayo, Kyo and Yuri, it's like the best alliance of friendship and non-hating to knock down one man. It's basically the Avengers except on reality TV...and full of new people!" Squirrel Girl shouted.
*Confessional cut*
Crimson and Mikasa both shared the feeling of being two somewhat edgy people in a show chock full of non-edgy personas, the former somewhat helping in the search for spooky stuff and the latter searching for some good food up in the air.
They were going around the same general direction of the spooky, western and more importantly food-filled section of the forest, which was signified by the map showing a pictogram of fish, skulls and a literal meat picture inside a bunch of small hills.
The titan slayer practically swept around the forest, wondering if Coachman could kill her and more importantly, if he could go to jail for the stuff that Chris already knew...but didn't care about.
But she definitely saw some good food in the skull filled forest...and it was a-
"Why is there a bag of...random food?" Mikasa asked. "Seems ridiculous, becauise who wouldn't like fish."
"Not all of us like fish, like, it's the first nice thing that Chris has done all season." Crimson said, thinking about her teammate. "Too late, anyways."
These two looked at where the random food was, Mikasa landing first and Crimson just looking out at the small pit that seperated them and the rice.
"You were saying?" Mikasa joked.
"I said it too early, but this place is definitely a vibe." Crimson said with a monotone, seeing that Mikasa was just crossing the bridge. "I don't care, but whatever."
Mikasa was on the island with the bag of random food and saw that the bridge was about to fall down...and just booked it out of there, even managing to get the gear to attach to the tree.
And just like that, these two were successful enough, as there was...a hole.
"...I still think this is a good place to relax in." Crimson casually stated. "But we have food."
"And you're still wrong...mostly."
With the food gained and the two of them done with the second hardest part of their mission in the middle of the forest, they now had to deal with the animals that hung around the place and for obvious reasons, they all were mechanical in nature...as these two weren't scared of the animals.
"Coachman's up to something stupid, isn't he?" Crimson wisely assumed.
That...wasn't too far off from the truth, as thanks to some major coincidences in life, Lowain and Yumeko were the two to be datin' and Rock just felt dead inside from missing his girlfriend, sitting with despair and other things that a teenager rocker feels from doing his thing.
They were also not very well hidden, being behind the fence and some trees that were real invisible.
"Man...man...dude, I can't even say anything." Rock was fully out of it. "You two can kiss."
"Uh, we already did and it was a banger! Yeah, made it to first base." Lowain said. "Why are you even here, dude?"
"I don't know, but I'm not about to stop romance, man!"
Yumeko just shrug, as Lowain gave a look of incredulity, as Rock wasn't letting his random depression stop those two from having their moment.
*Rock's confessional*
The rocker was still crying.
"I'm not even that sad, I'm just more mad that Coachman out of all people, Clover, my bae of...a week and a half, man! I swear if he's here, I'm gonna...rock him or something." He swore with a ton of melancholy. "F-"
*Confessional cut*
These three were shaken by an fairly familiar sight, as Dante, Deadpool and Squirrel Girl were back with a fair amount of fish...and one stupid big fish that was just lying around and looked funky as all hell...and these three were covered with one scar each.
Dante and Squirrel Girl just carried it back to base and Deadpool...was about to make good on interacting more.
"Woo, you made it to first base." Deadpool said to Lowain.
"I made it two episodes ago, man." Lowain whispered. "You just haven't seen it."
"Oh shit, I'm sorry. When are you getting to second base?"
Lowain wasn't in that kind of mood and Yumeko got offended, as Deadpool looked excitied.
"Wait, you have gotten to second base yet?"
"...Uh, we're not doing that." Lowain asked, pissed off. "That's fucked up, man."
And it immediately stopped the conversation, as Rock just ran away to the rest of his homies and the three of them created a wall of silence, the likes of which attracted bad people or a bad dude that stepped onto their situation, Lowain and Yumeko feeling the pressure of-
"Coachman, sorry, just had to interrupt that sentence. How are you doing, what's the weather?" Deadpool asked. "Oh, look, what are you doing, dude?"
"Yeah, what are you doing, man?!" Lowain agressively asked. "What's your problem?"
Coachman just grinned at the opportunity that lied in between first and second base for him, as Yumeko knew what was up and Deadpool wasn't steadfast.
"Ah, betrayal...or something. Yumeko, I'm sure that you're doing the tactical kiss or something like that." He spoke with hidden anger. "Besides, what are you doing with this idiot cook."
"Hey...it's true-"
"You're right...you are an idiot to go up against me and Yumeko, you should know than to betray your team." Coachman's smile showed that he didn't give a single shit. "Well, I wonder how Azula will deal with it."
Yumeko was actually formulating an answer in her hand due the whole spiel about teamwork, as Lowain shrugged.
"First off, you're not in alliance, so I don't even know what you're talking. Secondly, I'm still getting the information from Lowain, because even a cook knows a lot about the Capybaras, a team that functions off a lack of leadership."
Yumeko just dropped a mad wink.
"Yeah, old villain, I'm betraying my team for your team 'cause it's got a bunch of cool dudes in it." Lowain whispered, practically sweating. "And alliance, we're one."
"Yes, it is a tactical kiss."
Coachman just shrugged, as he left these two to do their "tactical" relationship, knowing that he knew something about their friendship and Lowain was...stunned.
*Lowain's confessional*
The cook wasn't really that lit.
"Dude, we're in the shit right now, boys! What do I do?" Lowain asked. "...Oh yeah, they're not here, but Coachman's the meanest guy in this season and I swear he scares me by existing, bros."
*Confessional cut*
The shit-ton of fish and random food that both Crimson and Mikasa got practically meant by the time that Coachman got back to camp, thanks to Lowain's accidental tactics, no-one cared about his...
...actually, he kinda forgot what he got because he pulled out a gold bar that stunned everyone for obvious reasons.
"No way, you got some actual gold!" Pit shouted.
"Well, it was not an easy thing to do and I still managed to make that gold mine, whipping more than a few fellows into their place and meeting this Jack Horner man, who is...a stupid asshole, to use the words of one demon hunter." Coachman explained, a bit too sold of his own criminality. "But he did not get a chance to hit me-"
"That's and great, the other guys have food. Do you think I'm gonna eat gold or that you're going to give it to me?" Pit asked, trying to go up in his face...
...and then flying up to his own face.
"Nah...I'd rather get my own gold!"
"Are you going to complain or are you going to eat, man! We've got the good stuff, right here!" Dante practically taunted Coachman. "Pit, we don't need gold."
"Yeah, I know. I was just talking about stuff that I would do, but would never do!" Pit shouted. "Guy in a red coat, you wanna play some UNO?"
"Do you want to play some UNO, you seem quite angry." Yumeko almost interrupted Pit, chiming into the awkward game.
"Ah, my kind of game!"
Pit almost spat at Coachman with Miko gave a questionable look.
*Miko's confessional*
"I don't get what his problem is specifically, like I know that he's a villain and all that, but Coachman's definitely got a stick up his own butt." She casually said.
And then she just was silent for a moment.
"Sure, I really like Pit and he really likes me back, but...he's lived way longer and is gonna live way longer than me and we just want to do some cool stuff that I can't do...'cause of work."
*Pit's confessional*
The angel was grinning.
"That's right, creepy old man, I'm a serious player and plus with Miko, we can hang out together and have a good time doing things like archery and other things that are cool!" Pit exclaimed. "...Wait, am I going to get eliminated?"
*Confessional cut*
With a good game of UNO, everyone was participating in the game thanks to Deadpool and Yumeko settling their differences to throw down with the numbers...and the apparent lack of s'mores being eaten.
"My domination of the game...is apparent! It is time...for UNO!" Azula's card was real good.
It was a green four, which matched the last card which was a green three and she looked very excited.
"Sure, that was all dramatic, but good game, Azula! Even if you're a bad lady." Uraraka praised her card playing. "Okay, what about everyone else?"
"A few of us beat her, so I'd like to say that us four had a decent time. What a bizarre card game, though." Basil said.
"Are we being interviewed, dude. Because I kinda just got lucky in the end!" Pit just told it, as Azula just shrugged. "I'm surprised that Azula isn't angry."
"I would be angry if we were not a functional team, which we were not and now, we are." Azula said.
"Yeah...but how long is that going to be?" Uraraka said. "I swear, there's always something to make us fight or something to cause problems with...and I don't really want that."
"This is actually factual, but just let them enjoy the game. This team has been quite the headache for a few challenges." Basil explained.
The UNO game wasn't even over and Deadpool was definitely eating some more s'mores along with Pinstripe, actually doing their jobs of trying to be hater control by sitting next to each other and also next to the two demons, who were now mad for no reason.
"Wow, since we were you a cook?" Deadpool looked at his yellow card, the game having progressed a few turns.
"I know what s'mores are and plus..."
Squirrel Girl saw that Deadpool only had one more, since he put out a yellow 3.
"...we're both from the same universe."
Deadpool and Squirrel Girl were both looking at the ever thinking Coachman, who was just glaring at Dante with an obvious one...and then he dropped a plus 4.
"Man, life sucks."
Rock had twelve cards now.
"I doubt it!" Coachman grinned, only having two more.
*Pinstripe's confessional*
He was finally relieved.
"Damn it, I don't want these two to ruin the team because they are both badass in...practically opposite ways, I'm not even gonna pull up a cliche!"
*Confessional cut*
More than a few turns later...
...things were a bit less good, as the two demons were next to each other again...and were glaring at each other again, most of the rest already gone from the game thanks to Yumeko double-checking the cards and...Rock was finally released from the painful game.
"It's finally over! It's over!" Rock shouted. "...I'm gonna cry."
Dante, Coachman, Squirrel Girl and Miko were the only ones and it immediately-
"So...you got gold." Dante said. "No big bones, no bones and no meat."
"And that is fine! We have enough food for...eating." Coachman said.
-went into a silent moment, these four still invested in the game, Miko genuinely grinning at the play that was about to happen...with it being Dante's turn again.
*Squirrel Girl's confessional*
She looked at Monkey Joe and Tippy Toes.
"I think this UNO thing was a bad idea, but someone has to bring more peace and nothing's more peaceful that a mean card game! We tried together is what matters."
The squirrels were not excited.
"Also, this place is a different kind of cursed and you know what, I'm ready for whatever curses comes upon me!"
*Confessional cut*
Ah back to the other team that were trying their very best to handle night time in this strange place and it was very obvious that Tanjiro and the other two were dealing with the Boney Island classics, even if the tents were somewhat protected by the very well-built fence.
"Dude, we were just out here!" Riley shouted. "Also, the fuck kind of animals are these!"
"The type of animals that would kill us?!" Nicole just punch a wooly beaver in the face. "We were just out for food!"
"...This show is crazy, nigga!" Riley shot a wooly beaver. "You been here the whole time!"
"I'm talking about the endangered species!"
Nicole quite literally knocked out the beaver without missing a beat and a meaty punch that tore its own soul out, as the other teammates were scared...and so were the beavers that just left the teams' space.
The tents being somewhat protected was pretty obvious, as they were quite the solid ones and also...kinda thin for obvious reasons.
"I'm glad that was over and plus, we got a ton of...wooly beaver meat?" Ryuko asked. "I'm gonna assume it might taste terrible."
"Don't assume, it could be awesome!" Tanjiro shouted. "Plus, these are freaky big."
"Still, you want to eat a beaver?" Ryuko asked, balking at the thought.
"Dude, what else do we have and we still need to make sure that we win." Scott Pilgrim just took a massive cut from the beaver.
A few hours later, when the sun was actually done and the cooks were clearly trying their best to cook a whole new species of meat, there was a lot to actually go around...and the reception was quite positive for a lot of the contestants and a bit negative for others.
"EWWWWWWWWWW-" Yuri screamed, seeing Heavy take a bite.
"Calm down, it is good meat." Heavy said.
"Shut up!"
Yuri then took a good bite out of the cooked meat.
"Just because Coachman is still here, doesn't mean you get to be super mad or anything...trust me, he always does some crazy stuff to avoid elimination." Muscle Man stated. "Also, you ever tasted beaver?"
"Yeah...I'm glad you distracted me because it sucks just a little bit." Yuri just shrugged, the karate spunkster just getting through it.
Muscle Man, Heavy, Catalina, Samus and Ryuko all appreciated some good Boney Island meat...as Yuri and Bayonetta looked at the endangered meat with a maddened look.
"...Is there something else?" Bayonetta asked. "Because none of you can cook nearly as good as Nicole and she is not much of a great cook."
"Yeah, what she said."
"Actually forget that, I found a bunch of things."
She picked some good old baked beans.
"No way, that really does suit you."
*Bayo's confessional*
She just picked out the baked beans.
"At least Dante's a bit of survivor with these kind of foods, but I don't know how he could really stomach these. Chris really did give Dante's team a bone and for once, I would like to try that kind of bone out."
She confessed, having a real beaver meat moment.
"...We've been through half a day, so I bet I could stuff his mouth if he wanted to!" She grinned. "Dante's definitely a pizza fiend."
*Reg's confessional*
The robot was eating the Boney meat happily.
"For meat cooked from a very disgusting animal, it could be way worse, but Nicole and Tails came in handy again. So, what am I gonna do...I wish I knew that, but Tails and I are definitely a pair."
*Confessional cut*
The next day, things were a bit weird on the Foxes' side because of course they are and more importantly, the Capybaras definitely noticed something.
The sun, of course, had just about risen.
Mostly because of Samus, Tanya, Sokka, Lowain and Joseph waking up early to scout out the other team and they noticed one different thing and they were not surprised at a coachman's, a paragraph-writing mercenary's and a demon hunter's open tent, seeing the obvious.
"...Damn, man, that's a free win right there. The last three wins were real close, even if they didn't look it." Joseph grinned, being a bit too loud. "Now that's a free win."
"You know you could shut up for a second, I'm tired as heck, dripless and certainly feeling a little bit fucked up." Lowain said. "But I'm not gonna get it for you."
"Same to you...furry man, but how the fuck?"
"Wanna guess, bro, I still got ten dollars."
"Guys, don't wake the rest of the people up. I just want to keep my sword and my boomerang lookin' good." Sokka bragged, yawning a bit. "Plus, you never know with these three."
Lowain and Joseph just chuckled silently, as Samus just shrugged with Tanya actually nodded towards Sokka's statement for one reason.
"Let's just say, he's having some trouble." Tanya asked.
"How-"
"Yo, yo, yo, it's actually the first day of Boney survival...scratch that, you're really only halfway through the first day!" Chris announced. "Trust me, dudes, if you didn't have a good sleep, that's on you! Campers, just...be careful, 'cause this season might get cancelled!"
It wouldn't be out of Chris' wheelhouse to guilt trip the people that he was essentially making an experiement on, as the five of them groaned...along with the thirty-five other people that were currently asleep.
"-Chris just has to do that." Sokka complained, emoting real seriously. "Bruh, how do you know?"
Lowain and Joseph just silently chuckled at the random 'Bruh'.
"He just does stuff like that...sometimes." Tanya answered. "This is probably one of those times."
*Mai's confessional*
The girl ninja was starting to get a bit tired.
"I swear there's times when Coachman wins us or loses us the challenge and for our team's sake, I hope it is not one of those times."
*Mikasa's confessional*
She didn't care particularly for the man.
"Day two of the greastest alliance of all time and I have to pick up the leader from whatever stupid stuff he did. Probably got drunk and didn't care."
*Confessional cut*
Dante and Deadpool just woke up and ready for some more action, the two of them were genuinely happy to just have each other's back, feeling pretty refreshed.
"I'm glad we're ahead of the curve!" Deadpool exclaimed. "This chapter's about to get real."
"That's great and all and I still have no idea what he's talking about-" Dante wanted to finish that sentence with a smile.
These two walked knee deep into...a very interesting place, clearly there being the Disney Villain of the day lying down asleep and also, their teammate was just around another guy.
They were in a notably big clearing in Boney Island, covered with sunshine and all of that good stuff that was tinted purple-ish for no apparent reason at all, Dante and Deadpool just surprise at this place, but knowing better than to make some funny comment about the man's taste.
These two walked up in confidence, slowly walking up to...the empty space, but not exactly at it, the duo weren't really smiling yet despite the apparent excitement from the merc with the mouth.
Creeping up the seemingly inviting space, they stopped to see that there was another guy...a massive man with wacked out purportions, wearing dark purple suit with a pink cravat, purple hair and big cheeks that disguised a big evil, that wasn't very well hidden and no-one knew who he-
"BIG JACK HORNER!" Deadpool shouted. "THE GUY FROM THE MOVIE!"
"Oh god, it's...what?" Jack Horner was just plain confused, as Coachman woke up. "What movie."
What indeed, as Coachman looked like he could care less but still barely cared regardless.
Chris just pinched his own nose.
"You know what, I'm not excited to see him! But man, he's going to make the best TV in this thing!"
To be continued in the third part-
-the vile talents of the bizarre, yet simple Coachman & the amazing magical power of the dead inside Jack Horner, is coming up next in the next part and maybe, the final part if subwayguy gets his things in order.
Alright, alright, DP, just calm down for a second, I kinda forget some things in the process of writing chapters, but I'm not that forgetful really.
And plus, bonding...not the rarest moment in this season, but coming in short bursts throughout a good chunk of the season, so that's something.
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Dante and Deadpool are about to make some old villains do things or something, idk?