Total Drama X: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 25: Your Average Camp
Part 3: Shifting Purples.
Jack Horner, Dante and Deadpool all share their one-liner capability, being stuck in one area and more importantly, the firepower to have a good battle!
Oh yeah, Coachman's there too for obvious reasons actually, since he did get "kidnapped" for the gold and also, the rest of the campers are doing their own thing of surviving...except for a certain few.
Like the Capybaras, who got cut out of the previous chapter entirely and are about to do the same as the other team, which was trying to get each other on the same side with a whole assortment of contestants that kinda learned something!
Like how they kinda don't want to work with everybody on the same team, but only some dudes.
Memeking: I'm gonna be honest, Jack Horner's just here for the good stuff. (Plus, he's a good villain!)
1602jaw: You know what they say, can't make a chapter without typing a few dozen words in a minute! (Also, he is quite similar to Coachman...and also very different in those differing areas.)
In the purple area with no name...
...Deadpool did Deadpool things to "Big" Jack Horner, as everyone in the general area was confused and Coachman woke up like shit, clearly looking like a rock with stubble.
"You know, the Puss in Boots movie!" Deadpool shouted.
"...Isn't it-"
Dante knew better than to stop a fanboy moment.
"-Forget it."
"I watched that kind of stuff and it was hype!"
Deadpool didn't know better than to piss off Jack Horner, as Dante was about to do some classic hunting where people may cry to the big purple-haired man himself...who was wielding the classic.
Excalibur with a rock and he wasn't breaking a sweat.
"...Wait, what's your name? Big Jack Horner?" Dante had a smirk. "Damn, you're definitely big in two different ways, wide and tall."
"I thought you walked up without an diss considering you got white hair, a black shirt and a terrible look all around, Dante!" Jack shouted, excited to use his random magical bullshit. "You better make your move."
Deadpool took a picture for posterity sake and Coachman was fuckin' fuming, as he woke up to another battle of collector's magic against demon music and didn't even get time to eat some pie...in the morning.
And obviously...
...the merc with the mouth went up to his confused teammate.
"Are you okay?" Deadpool casually asked.
"YES and it's...too early in the morning!" Coachman screamed, before calming down. "...I am fine, he just dragged me in my sleep."
"Yeah, that's not okay, dude. Take it for me, not an okay situation."
Dante and Jack were kinda going to town on the fight that could never happen in canon and they'd hate it to not happen, since Dante threw down an epic combo on Jack Horner, complete with a few kicks to the magic nerd CEO's gut...and sent him down on the ground to see that...
...Jack Horner was knocked down and he was about to put the sword down on the big fat man and like that, he got pounded like a pancake for a second there.
But he got back up with some damage, as the demon hunter was looking to his "friend" to escape and Jack Horner held the rock on a sword without any issue.
"Make your move, buddy." Dante shrugged.
"Don't worry, it's gonna hurt." Jack emphasised the rock-on-a-Excalibur thing, as he immediately swung for Dante's own face.
He didn't really care that much, as the demon hunter knew that any swing from some random demon would harm him more...but it did hurt a bit and threw him back a notable distance.
Coachman just slammed Dante onto the ground for seemingly no reason, but it was actually very obvious for one reason.
"I get it, you're mad that you got kidnapped, chill out." Dante said, dodging a wand shot.
And another one, as Dante ducked with style.
"Why are you even here?" Coachman asked. "You would think that I would not like you of all people to come here. Also, he's not likely to do anything to me."
"Yeah, he just dragged you out here for compliments." Dante remarked with a smirk. "Come on, I mean who else would willingly..."
"Willingly what..."
Deadpool decided to jump in and he managed to get a pretty good hole in his torso, as Jack Horner was looking like he had won the Olympics, Dante just looked surprised but nevertheless got up and Coachman was horrified...that the hole even started healing.
"Yeah, let's not do this for a second! Because..."
"...these Capybaras are definitely going wild!"
Riley, Heavy and Muscle Man were definitely going wild and definitely not pranking a few dudes, as chuckling as Samurai Jack got some of that paint on his own gi.
"Oh shit, this is funny." Riley whispered. "My man's gonna need to wash that."
"Bro, you get it! This man's going to laugh." Muscle Man said. "Russian dude."
"Bruh, he has a name-"
"I won't tell you my name, so you can call me Russian dude, but I am Heavy Weapons Guy!"
These three were actually smiling quietly and laughing like hyenas, so it was not that surprising when Samurai Jack turned around to see them in the bush, being displeased.
Riley and Heavy knew better than to say...
"You've been pranked, bro! That stuff's gonna wash off." Muscle Man declared, as Samurai Jack just looked around.
"Okay."
The samurai realised that the prank was half-baked, still not pleased about the stain in his kimono.
*Riley's confessional*
"Why is this samurai guy so serious! Who the hell are you trying to fool, you're just a boring nigga with a ton of shit that you gotta deal with...and a badass nigga, too. I ain't just insulting him!" He shouted without any missed beats.
"...He ain't from the hood, though."
*Heavy's confessional*
The 'Russian dude' was just laughing.
"I thought pranks were funny, but green man got pranked himself. Ah, this is weird show with weird people!"
And then he continued laughing.
*Confessional cut*
With that weapons-grade unfunny joke, the first real day of camping started off quite weird for obvious reasons, since a lot of them rarely talked with each other and like any good season of Survivor, it's chock full of interesting...strategies.
Or for the layman, "trying to kill the Foxes' non-existent morale."
"Hah, Iori!"
Kyo just shouted to see if Iori would actually respond, as he was trying to get the best of breakfast that included messing with his best rival, who was looking well-rested and fairly evil with that smile.
And he promptly got ignored by Iori, who ate some...thing.
The brown-haired fighter of fire still sat down on the warm patch of grass, looking at Bayonetta and Terry Bogard, who gave some forced smiles at his mockery attempt.
"Yagami, your strategy is as angry as you are! Which means it's dumb!" Kyo decided for another go.
"Kusanagi, this breakfast is fine! You're also fine!" Iori yelled, biting a weird-feeling bread.
Kyo just chuckled, as a few of his teammates felt a little something about his failed insult and some of them decided to speak, embarrassed from the prank attempt that Samurai Jack shook off.
"Bruh, what are you doing?" Muscle Man said. "You should've told me."
"I don't even hate him, I just want to mess with his stupid ass." Kyo shrugged.
"Man, you should have asked me, I know how to do that."
"...Should I want to do that? He's definitely not with Coachman."
These two were just trying to figure out the best prank and others...
"So, do you like weird tricks or what?" Joseph asked. "Check this out."
Cassie was real interested in Joseph's crackling and sparkling straw, flashing with energy that was seemingly borne from the man's...coolness, seeing it harden and then it was hard as any fork end.
"But that's not all..."
Joseph wanted to finish off strong, so he threw the straw at a tree that had nothing on it.
Nothing on it but a squirrel that had its unlucky day, as it dropped to the ground.
"...OH NO!"
"That's really impressive how you can do that to a squirrel." Cassie Cage said with some apprehensiveness. "...Don't do that to other squirrels."
"I don't want to do that to squirrels! I'm not evil or anything!"
"...Okay, then."
Someone may have heard the squirrel conversation, as Squirrel Girl was a little bit miffed at the event, even if the two of them didn't notice her.
Joseph and Cassie saw that Muscle Man and Kyo were trying to do some moves towards a few of the Foxes' members, since this was more of a chill challenge compared to...most of 'em, slowly inching towards the two guys.
"Hey, bros, what's good?" Muscle Man asked, trying to make his next epic prank.
"This challenge, actually...which is weird." Cassie shrugged. "Usually there would be some wild twist to make it dangerous."
"I don't know why you think this challenge is awesome. We just fought a bear, nothing crazy." Muscle Man casually stated, as Cassie and Kyo slowly realised that this guy enjoyed the BS. "I want to see what Chris has got!"
"WAIT, NO!" Kyo yelled.
"Don't say it-" Cassie may have said more, but...
*Chris' place*
The host had the biggest shit-eating grin.
"I would be lying if I didn't say that this challenge was going to be chill compared to the one where demons showed up, but it's still quite the crazy one!"
Chris and Chef Hatchet looked down at their secret thing to make it harder (read: more enjoyable for the two of them.)
"Most of these guys just don't know it yet!"
*Place cut*
And Cassie was back.
"-Chris probably just wants to be relaxed for whatever he's going to throw at us." Cassie said. "You've seen the 24 other challenges, this ain't going to be different."
"Honestly, that's fine by me!" Joseph declared.
"Why are you guys excited for one of those challenges? It's usually bullshit." Cassie complained loudly.
"Because we can handle that kind of stuff!" Kyo shouted, as his flames were cooking. "And we have to win the challenge, so this is right up my alley."
"I hope you're right."
*Joseph's confessional*
The JoJo of the 1930s just looked at the camera.
"Man, this challenge is kinda boring...I wonder if I could guess what the next guy's going to say?"
He looked around the confessional that only had one space.
"I bet he's gonna say that Chris really is trying to scare us with his words and that he's not scared."
*Tanjiro's confessional*
The demon slayer wanted to shout something.
"I wonder if Chris is trying to scare us with his words or not, because I am not scared of anything that this guy's going to do! I've got my sister-"
He then felt something weird, as he suddenly stopped speaking.
And stared to hear that Joseph laughed.
"...No way, Joseph figured me out! That's nice!"
He wasn't even mad.
*Confessional cut*
"Man, these contestants are really asking for it! Okay, but these guys should be careful with their own words!" Chris announced. "And as for Dante and the gang..."
"...these dudes are still fighting the distracting guy that just came in here!"
Back at...the purple zone, because it wasn't even marked on any Boney Island map, Dante and Jack Horner were having some fun time fighting each other, the former carrying his epic sword into some stabs that kinda hit where it hurts and the latter shooting some magic that a certain Goku-lookalike wielded.
Some of that stuff that hit Dante where it kinda hurts.
"Gonna be honest, you're not much of a solo guy." Dante stated, seeing that Jack Horner...
...was looking quite a bit worse for wear.
"Yeah, but I stopped caring after I died."
"...What?" Dante's exasperation was as bored as...nothing else, really.
"You're a zombie!" Deadpool yelled, as Jack raised an eyebrow. "...Or not a zombie, but an undead sorta fella."
"I'm not gonna stop you calling me undead, I'm definitely dead inside. Not even a zombie, 'cause I can do this!" Jack just pulled out the phoenix. "Still works!"
Dante just casually avoided the literal line of fire, as he was skulking around to try and stop this Jack dude from winning against him, as Coachman was being ignored…
...besides by Deadpool.
"I was doing running commentary, which the readers didn't get to see, but you saw it and honestly, Dante deserves his time to shine!" Deadpool exclaimed, his voice still not affected.
"...I still have no idea what your words means." Coachman genuinely got up for the third time, still a little bit tired of Jack's bullshit.
And there was more fight for half an hour until Jack Horner legitmately got tired of Dante's combat stuff and...also generally tired, as the demon hunter was smirking at the end of the fight.
"This guy thinks he is cool, which he is not...maybe!" Jack shouted. "I have enough of this awesome magic and I'm trying to get the small goal of getting all of the magic in the world...even afted I'm dead and this guy just shows up, eats pizza and decides that I'm nothing because he's really good with some epic demon sword..."
Dante just put the sword back.
"...for the record, you're not stronger than Puss In Boots, by the way."
"Touche, you haven't really kicked my ass...man, you're...just a weird guy." Dante shrugged. "Nevertheless, you did stop me from making this challenge win!"
"Pffft, you don't even have any good magic. And gold, which he actually stole."
"Yeah, Coachman, you better solve that problem." Dante said. "I'm going to actually win the challenge, so see ya!"
"Later, annoying guy."
With that end to the awkward battle between Dante and Jack Horner, the demon hunter was out and...Deadpool had much better thjings to do than nothing, so he and Mikasa was just keeping watch on the coachman himself.
Who was stepped right where Dante was, which...
*Coachman's confessional*
"So, Dante shows up and messes with what I do...which is becoming regular at this point and well, this Jack Horner really is quite the magic lover and also, apparent pie man..."
He chuckled.
"...I could still win the challenge, convince the purple-haired man that it was fake gold and then prove myself worthy to that ungrateful team! And for the record, I also have nothing to do...like Dante."
He looked like he could care less, but didn't want to.
*Confessional cut*
"Are those your friends?" Jack asked. "Because it sounds like they hate you, which I don't really...and that gold kept me from getting another piece of magic stuff, thank you!"
Jack Horner still had his wand out by the way, as the classic villain was just wondering what the fuck he was talking about and why he even remotely cared about that gold.
"Then what is your problem? Do you just want to kill me?" Coachman asked, genuinely tired of this guy.
"Maybe...definitely, but you would do that if you weren't on this show!" Jack Horner shouted.
The missing beat that allowed the other fellas to notice something awkward, as Deadpool and Mikasa stared at the two old man, one of which was glaring and the other was just grinning with his magic wand.
"I also know that you're a Pinocchio hater."
Coachman looked shocked.
"...You know, context clues and seeing you talk about that wooden guy like you hate him after I said his name." Jack Horner said. "I mean, I really could take your place on this season."
"NOT REALLY-"
Coachman put on the facade of being composed back on.
"-you know, you shouldn't just
*Mikasa's confessional*
The titan slayer was one stop
"...Yeah, this guy is practically dead."
*Confessional cut*
"I'm going to be honest! I've finally got the obstacles to any good camping trip at the ready...to ruin these guys' challenge!" Chris had to laugh. "It's time, Chef!"
Chef Hatchet kinda smashed the button.
"Do you think it's broken?"
The button went up, as Chef depressed it.
"Good because there's still campers to mess around with!"
With the announcement being heard by approximately zero percent of the campers, both teams were still trying to take the time to socalise and that included Azula...
...who had a weird reception.
"Hey guys, Coachman's being an weirdo." Dante shrugged. "Nothing I can do about it."
"There is something you can do about it, obviously, yet you haven't done it...quite ridiculous!" Azula shouted. "Especially with our lack of winning."
"That is absolutely true, but the benefit is that if we lose and manage to throw that villain off of his mark, we should be able to eliminate him. It simply is that easy, but-" Basil started his point, as the mouse had his jacket off.
"-we're going to lose more members, which sucks ass...unlike this conversation that's been going down with the babes and the other women!" Dante bragged. "Yeah, what's your favourite thing."
"Winning over challenges and of course, making fun of my brother." Azula said. "Hopefully, we can do the first thing, like we should."
"That can be arranged, just don't bring it up again." Basil stated. "Besides, Chris has probably set us up with some monster or other dangerous animal to make our lives harder."
"I'm pretty sure that it was guaranteed, but all we need to do is make sure that the animals only go to the other team, considering our losses against them." Azula just dropped that strategy on the rest of the team...
...who wasn't super receptive of the callous strategy that was essentially letting the other team just die, minus a bunch of people that were on this show.
"I don't get it...but the other team probably could beat whatever Chris has in store." Mai agreed with Azula. "Besides, they're not going to die, they are way stronger than us combined."
"Yeah, but the thinking behind that is kinda villainous and messed up!" Uraraka shouted. "Maybe we should not do that!"
"What else do we have?" Azula asked immediately. "I doubt that considering who is gone, we would do better."
"Come on, it's like-"
The whole team may have been in a better mood, but that distorted roars from some animals that clearly signified it was some experiement or some robot animals, definitely stopped the discussion right then and there.
*Basil's confessional*
The mouse had it with Chris.
"Of all things...is Chris McLean some kind of mad scientist or something else because no reasonable man, mouse or whatever else has time to do this...let alone for a competition about surviving some dramatics!" He complained. "...This man has to be a villain outside of this."
*Confessional cut*
The Foxes were obviously not the only ones that were spooked.
"Not again, these niggas have got to stop making us dealing with freaky animals or robots or some other type of crazy stuff!" Riley complained, ready to get real with some nunchucks.
"At some point, you've gotta realise that all of the challenges are us dealing with crazy stuff...and we already fought some animals!" Lowain bragged.
All of the team were either ready to fight or ready to use their skills to scare any freaky thing that was about to cut them down, some of them way more able to do so than others.
Mostly because Tanjiro, Samurai Jack and Terry were really feeling it today with their fists and spirits aflame with saviour energy, slowly inching forwards towards the potential threat...the three of them including a few more strong fellas going unabated towards the potential source of another distorted roar.
Samus, Nicole and Ryuko still had plenty of righteous rage that needed to be contained and they were about swing on some random mutated animal for that to be even quelled.
With the seven of them together (Scott Pilgrim just ran out of nowhere.), dealing with the nuclear leftovers wasn't going to be hard at all, skalking towards a certain point on Boney Island, being the hill that contained those same flowers that blocked some people.
"...Wait, what does these do again?" Ryuko asked.
"Make an invisible wall like some kinda game." Terry answered, as Ryuko just looked quite carefully.
Ryuko just kinda chopped up the flowers and nothing happened...
...until Scott Pilgrim picked it up and realised something, as he kinda waved the flower around and saw that she was getting pushed.
"Hello, guys, what's going on! Uh, weird flower keeps on pushing you-" Scott said, trying to be casual and failing.
"Bruh, this is not really that funny! Stop fucking around or-"
Ryuko was slowly getting moved backwards, as Scott was just walking forward.
"-You know what?"
"Wait...oh shit."
Ryuko and Scott proceeded to have an epic chase that started off in strange fashion due to the white-ish flower that seemingly blocked his path and ended up with him getting swung on, even if he could defend with his sword.
While that epic chase scene should have been the focus, Samus also picked it up and realised that it had some weird-ass effects.
*Samus' confessional*
The bounty hunter was not excited.
"I did promise Snake and his alliance of men that I'd be solely focused on winning this thing, but this flower is kinda ridiculous even compared to the parasite that literally copied me." She emphasised. "How does this thing even push only people back, but not plants! I should probably get this to somebody, but Chris doesn't care."
*Confessional cut*
As for Samus and the other five, they were quickly realising that they were not done Monster Huntin' and no, the capitalization was for a reason, since...
...you know...
...Rathalos, a big dragon-esque wyvern with red and grey scales around the harder parts of the heads and the wing bones, an cream-coloured underbelle with black markings on both wings and not looking pleased to be on Boney Island, was just in their way of danger.
"Not the monsters again! Chris, why do you like danger so much?" Tanjiro shouted.
"Goddamn, from the video-" Scott stated, before Ryuko just slapped him hard.
*Scott's confessional*
The ginger Canadian was internally freaking out, a far cry from his cool exterior.
"I mean I heard of Monster Hunter, but I was not ready to be a monster hunter before this competition and now...I'm way more ready than ever!" Scott declared, pulling out his other sword. "...Wait, do they get armour?"
*Confessional cut*
In other news, the Foxes were about to get the same treatment that the Capybaras of having a bunch of fellas from Monster Hunter invade to make up for the challenge where Kipo got eliminated...which actually rung fresh in the minds of some of the players.
And also, Azula, Dante, Pit and Pinstripe were actively taking up their weapons since Deadpool could break the fourth wall and tell them about his sexiness and also pulled out a Monster Hunter manual.
Out of his butt.
"Serious question, since Deadpool just got here at stupid speeds, where is he?" Pit asked. "He can't just give the manual to a game and get outta here!"
"He can, he's genuinely insane!" Pinstripe yelled. "And so is my friend, goddamn!"
"That is not much of a compliement...but he does have the right priority." Azula stated, lighting a fire in her hands. "Besides, if we win, Coachman will survive."
"Yeah, I hope he does." Pinstripe honestly said.
*Coachman's tired confessional*
He heard the roars that were a bit too close for comfort.
"Oh god...I wonder what my team's doing to whatever's in that forest, which is hopefully killing it with kindness, food and their own powers. Aside from the gold that's definitely going to be kept by me, the stupid plan of getting all of the magic in the world, I like him...not as a friend, not as a lover, not even as a conversationlist..."
He turned into the camera.
"I like him because he's a funny man!"
*Confessional cut*
Jack Horner was just talking about pies technically, while Coachman just couldn't be more "trying to not laugh" if he tried.
"You know how those pies are made? By killing, baby, taking the berries from the trees and them cutting them down because that's how the world runs! You should know!"
Coachman just rolled his eyes...and smiled.
"Come on, no 'slicing some wood' off moments, taking down your pie rivals by taking their land and then just taking their wife!" Jack shouted. "Do you know how many wives hated that I said I didn't like them!"
"...All of them, Jack?"
"Yeah, Coachman, any woman can't compare to all of the magic in the world and some other magic as well!" Jack exclaimed, as Coachman wasn't sure what he was talking about. "Like I said, still can kill you."
"That's great and all, but I do not care to talk about what I do. You know, standard Mafia type stuff and the like." Coachman's obviously tired smile faded. "Besides, I could also turn you into...something unholy."
"Cool! You wanna talk about being like Dante..."
Coachman's displeased face had gotten a stronger frown.
"...Yeah, I don't care! You can turn things into donkeys, just like Dante turns demons into dead demons! You two have white hair, big egos and have turned into women!" Jack shouted. "Yeah, I've kinda seen this show, what's wrong?"
"A lot of things...like you being here."
Jack Horner had done what he needed to do, as Coachman was positively fuming with the epic carnage that had been playing in the background for the past minute, probably to do with some serious Monster Hunting that some of the stronger players were doing.
"I was gonna kill you, but I can't. So, you better roast me." Jack Horner said, starting to get serious. "Or I'm going to make you lose the challenge and make it your fault!"
"...I suggest you try that kind of stuff with me!" Coachman just got up. "Or I will turn ya into a donkey and legitmately skin you!"
"Thanks, I'm gonna be evil now-"
And then the Coachman stole another bunch of gold.
*Jack Horner's magical confessional*
The purple-haired magic lover villain just hopped into his own magic-made confessional.
"Man, how am I going to make sure that guy suffers more than he already does because I love me a bit of suffering. Also, what actually is his problem, I want to know what his deal is...aside from the stuff that make him looks bad!"
*Confessional cut*
The Foxes were having their fair share of problems dealing with the small Monster Hunter...monsters, as almost everyone was back at the station and having trouble with the random-ass bunch of mutated palicos, which were green, bigger and were generally evil-looking.
"How many of these are there?" Uraraka asked. "These guys are starting to freak me out!"
"I'm going to assume more than a few." Basil answered, clearly trying to think of a way to deal with another one of Chris' experiements.
Uraraka was definitely reminded a little bit of the Nomus, monsters with quirks...and then one of the palicos shot some more ice, as Pit basically threw some arrows at them.
Him and Uraraka were working their best to deal with these freaky things, the latter trying to make sure that they weren't really harmed.
"Since when was he a scientist?" Pit asked, as Uraraka made one of the palicos float. "AHHH!"
"AHHH!"
While those two were screaming, Dante was struggling to kill them...which was weird since they were both smaller and weaker than a lot of the campers on the Foxes...
...Azula didn't even care as she was flaming , Mystique Sonia just tied another one up with some random rope, Pinstripe had his own slightly torn-up fists, Deadpool was...
"No way, you're the freaky cute thing that I've been looking for!" Deadpool shouted. "...And I really did not say chimichanga lot, so that's chimi-changing for this little guy!"
...yeah.
"You can't just do that, dude!" Miko was back on Ally. "Chimichangas are kinda lame...maybe!"
"This guy doesn't count!"
Deadpool's arms may have been bitten, but his spirit wasn't hit.
*Miko's confessional*
You've never seen Miko and Ally in the same confessional, huh?...
"You know what, I've never had a chimichanga before and if I had one, it still wouldn't be a better name than Ally, who I can just summon due to weird stuff! Still though, Deadpool's still cool taking in a crazy animal as a pet."
*Squirrel Girl's confessional*
She was...a squirrel negotiatior.
"Come on, Chimichanga's going to have to share the same spot as you many guys and Deadpool and animals don't go super well, especially crazy animals, so play nice please!"
She heard the contentious squeaks of her own squirrels.
"...Yeah, how the heck are we going to do this? We're in the same alliance, so we can talk awesome!"
*Confessional cut*
The hosts were back at the commentator's booth that was just a very well-shielded area for them to drop some major traps and be shitters.
"Yeah, hahahahahahaha, these guys are really monster fighting now and whoever's going to win this is gonna need a few hits on those freaky animals!" Chris shouted, as the monsters were wreaking havoc. "Chef?"
"We're outta monsters and you're not gonna send me over there!"
"True, Chef...you've still got the finish line!"
Dante and Deadpool was just looking at each other for some reason, as there was a lot of shit being thrown from the campers that were either trying something and dirt from the mean, mean palicos.
They could definitely handle it, but where were they coming from?
Who the heck really cares because Deadpool was more into protecting his own pet from ten minutes ago and Dante was literally trying to catch them with ease...sword on hand to help him.
"Dude, you need to handle Chimichanga properly or else you're gonna lose him!" Dante told him. "But I could catch him."
"Yeah and look at that, Coachman's back in business." Deadpool said. "Chimichanga, you've gotta meet this guy!"
"I doubt it..."
While they were talking and taking down the fucked up palicos, Coachman was given an look of utter disappointment even with the decent amount of gold that he was carrying.
"Bah, these things should be dead somewhere!" He complained, whipping the fear out of the palicos. "And I still can't believe that I got more gold."
"I am glad that you decided to abandon the challenge to get some more gold. Really sealing your fate in that way." Azula just had to say it. "That being said, you can make yourself useful!"
Coachman quite literally flamed one of them.
*Azula's confessional*
She finally put that Fire Nation to good use.
"At this point in this long game, you really have to think about who to eliminate besides throwing Coachman off his own game...since aside from Miko and potentially Basil, there really isn't much of a clear elimination...aside from Deadpool's combination of being unpredictable and having a fair set of skills." She answered. "Of course, if that idiot Sokka gets eliminated, I will celebrate by burning a Water Tribe heirloom!"
*Confessional cut*
Palico smashing aside, Uraraka and Pit were fumbling only a little bit with the mutated palicos and Deadpool's own dealings...were still much worse than whatever the fuck the Capybaras had.
They were far from chill and they were packing monster killers all around with about half of the team glaring the hell out of Rathalos when it had landed...which was good.
Rathalos tore up on the smooth hill and the sharpest of the trees around said hill, burning up some people who could definitely handle it...and still hated it.
"Samus, why are you suited up?" Nicole asked. "I can handle this, my kids have stupid destructive power!"
"Why are you talking badly about your kids?" Samus asked, charging up an epic shot. "We've got much bigger things with destructive power."
"...Oh yeah."
Nicole just wanted a conversation, but she could only burn a hole in one of the wings of the main monster of the Monster Hunter series and it was in a perfect place too...
...since these teammates were packing.
"Gonna be honest, I'm kinda disappointed in the big guys...but these guys still have to wake up to get towards the finish line, which is somewhere else! Let's just say, I hope they have their map intact!"
Chris laughed, ready to trip up these campers for the...25th time this season.
To be continued in the fourth and final part, where both the messed up Rathalos and Palico combo kinda dies and hopefully, the actual chapter ends the challenge and the eliminations are kinda weird thanks to someone getting sick of Coachman.
Believe it or not, it's not Chris and it's not the other campers.