Total Drama X: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 25: Your Average Camp
Part 4: Grass Grows, Monsters Mow!
That episode title, the one thing that practically sets up the carnage going on in Boney Island is now officially true in the most ironic sense, just like Regular Show ain't any regular show!
Speaking of regular, Azula might have more problems that she'd think she would have and also, Coachman has problems that have nothing to do with elimination and the Capybaras realise that they're not as together as they thought...
...hell, they may be very divided in the opposite way that the Foxes are divided.
1602jaw: Gonna be honest, I don't really want to reveal it just yet becaus e you should read the chapter, but you might be disappointed! I'm glad you liked Jack Horner's interpretation in this previous part...and he might be back for more.
With the Capybaras solving their problems with the monster hunting and carrying a ton of weapons for anything that came their way and a Rathalos was just one of them to them.
Even if some of the campers actually took the brunt of the damage that the somewhat off-screen battle had, finally taking advantage of the downed dragon that Nicole brung.
"AHHHHH!" Samurai Jack screamed, as he cut the dragon's head...slightly.
There was a certain satisifaction that didn't come onto Tanjiro's face and Samurai Jack's face...but almost the rest of the turquoise team's faces, as the dragon was down for the count.
"I can't believe it. It just got sent here by our host and then died...that's a terrible way to die!" Tanjiro shouted, as Samurai Jack looked at it. "Wait, is it going to disappear."
"Bro, you worry too much, nothing I can handle!" Muscle Man definitely felt his hot hand.
"I mean it-"
Tanjiro just saw his hand and held his mouth closed for some reason.
"-Yeah, it could disappear."
Rathalos was dying by a thousand cuts and these cuts weren't really weak ones either way, as he was getting tenderised by eight different people at once...
...it quite literally got pounded into oblivion, as the Capybaras were all surviving the dragon encounter with problems equally spread around some of the campers.
"Oh god, we beat dragon but at what cost? Maybe arm." Heavy casually said, being from a world where dying's just easy to get out of.
"Well, we survived...sorta." Riley angrily said. "Fuck this nigga Rathalos, fuck whatever hood he came from and man, this challenge is bullshit now."
"...I am not surprise."
A dying dragon caused a whole lot of injuries that most of them could actually shake off, even if Terry, Ryuko, Tanjiro and especially Samurai Jack were really feeling some of the burns that they got...which was surprisingly minor and still terrible for the morale of the Capybaras.
These twenty or so players just took parts of the dragon with the limbs that were working properly anyways, since they all walked slowly back to the camp that was looking a bit worse for wear.
Sure, there was tree branches in the tents now and the fence was...not one on their side, but they still had tents that stood up properly...maybe.
"Where the fuck are the medics, the people do need some healing!" Riley shouted. "Niggas really need to deal with the dragon!"
"Yeah, where is Medic! Should be here to do healing." Heavy's melachonly worked out, his arm really feelin' the pain. "...Why can Chris do monster hunting?"
"...Good question, man."
"That really is a good question, where would even find these, mutate them and just sic them on your own campers. Sounds like some Jigsaw-type mechanic if he was in the multiverse." Cassie stated, as she held her own arm to try and hold down on the outburn. "...I hope that's the only thing that Chris has."
"I've been around for..." Tails asked. "Oh my god, those guys could actually win."
Cassie, like the majority of the turquoise dragon-slayers that weren't carrying meat, definitely noticed that while the other team was getting fucked up by green edgy palicos, their tents were surprisingly intact and so were they.
*Samus' confessional*
The blonde bounty hunter wasn't mad, just understanding of the current situation.
"I guess that the first problem was that we won three times...which was just waiting to happen because both teams have some stupidly strong people, but I guess the streak was going to happen and the break of the streak was going to happen. The better question is why does have to hurt like this and why are their tents alright?!"
This fic was written weird, alright and also, she was tired of the Foxes' sudden comeback.
*Confessional cut*
Speaking of the Foxes, the tents were safe and the campers were getting more and more scratches by the second.
"Guys, I know they're palicos and whatnot, but did Chris have to ruin them?!" Miko yelled, still getting more scratches in here. "Does he have to do ruin everything."
"Uh, that's practically his motive. Make the worst challenges and put us through them!" Pinstripe shouted, swinging around some hard stick. "I know some people are gonna disagree with me."
"I'm not one of them." Miko just kicked another green palico away.
"I am, but this is just animal abuse for...no reason really." Mai said, trying to work with the palicos that came in swinging.
Surpisingly, Coachman was handling it ridiculously well, for animal abuse was part of his own forte and these things were swinging on every man and woman that existed within the Fiery Foxes, so he was whip-slapping those things to no tomorrow.
With a goddamn smile that showed he was breaking his-
"-Limits, alright, we get it, you like the Coachman, get real for a second. For the record, Chimichanga's under my acre so if don't mind if I swing for my cute green goblin-looking guy." Deadpool interrupted my epic diatribe to cut down another mutated palico...that wasn't his pet. "Anyways, you should stop, they are legit scared."
"Scared of me?" Coachman's grin still didn't stop the assault on the mutated palicos.
"Nah, you got a scary smile. Gotta give massive credit for that." Deadpool stated. "Also, they ran out a while ago."
"Oh...I could care less, but that was my comeback."
"And you still left the challenge for gold...in rather ridiculous fashion...and you also helped us...in ridiculous fashion. Honestly, you still don't impress me." Azula factually stated, still having a dead green palico in her own hand.
*Deadpool's epic evening confessional*
The merc with a mouth was about to use it.
With impunity, too.
"I'm gonna be honest, I may not be in an super-tight alliance and I'm not on the villains' side yet, but I'm starting to think that Azula really saw the Coachman as a not-to-do list because she's been playing his game and watching it like the Mario Movie, which is alright...because this is one epic game and I really kinda like watching it except I'm in the middle of it!"
He had to carry up his weirdo pet.
"And I got Chimichanga, a great advantage for cuteness, who is-NOT THE CONFESSIONAL-"
*Chris' confessional*
He was steaming mad about much.
"DUDE, NOT THE CONFESSIONAL CAMERA! Okay, I'm going to make sure that he's real about this one and also, that costs two hundred dollars...one bottle of hair gel, man." He yelled...in the comfort of the commentator's booth.
"Deadpool's all kinds of crazy, so I'm surprised that it didn't happen earlier." Chef just shrugged, trying to calm down the angry Chris.
*Confessional temporarily gone*
In the palico-filled team, some of them were watching the Capybaras with their several injuries since there wasn't nearly as many palicos that were attacking them as before.
"Oh no! The competition's getting too one-sided." Yumeko said. "Someone has to-"
"At this point, you've done several unholy things, sabotaging the other team when they are down is actually not bizarre." Crimson stated, finally making peace with a palico.
"But I'm not going to do that, I'm going to help them because then the competition would be unfair."
"...Good idea." Crimson just gave up on Yumeko's questionable reasoning. "Like, it's whatever."
Yumeko just didn't mind the goth's noncommital response...as she was thinking of ways to help the Capybaras, which were not many in number or many in care, since these remaining players were either done with the battle of the messed up palicos or wondered...
...who the hell are their teammates are?
Even with the intact tents and the lacking food, these guys wondered what other insane stuff that Coachman, Azula and especially Deadpool had been up to and since the latter still had the best pet in the season.
"I'm gonna be honest, there was a few too many people willing to kick the evilest cute things and plus, palicos are really good!" Miko shouted, coming from some experience. "I don't know about the green ones, but if anyone can use them it's...DP?"
"You know it." Deadpool's arm said it more than his words. "Chimichanga's gonna need some of that Wade TLC."
"Awwww..."
Miko then saw Chimichanga just spit out some bone.
"...but ewwwww!"
"Yeah, he's quite the disgusting dude."
Azula just rolled her eyes at the very deadly pet.
"I am not very surprised that you would get something like this and honestly, it could be useful in a lot of challenges, this one included." Azula stated. "I am not looking forward to voting out some more of our team if we lose, but I do not really care either."
"Good point, Azula. Chimichanga might just save our team." Deadpool scooted his way right over to Azula.
"...He won't. Not like a cannon to blast our enemies or even like that useless sword Sokka-"
"Eh, you're just afraid of taking a bet."
Azula just frowned at Deadpool's gung-ho-iness.
Coachman and Dante went back to their regularly-scheduled feuding problem, as these two were glaring right through an very uncomfortable Mikasa and Squirrel Girl, who was taking a bite out of the extra dragon remains of the Capybaras.
"You know, I'm glad we got free food and all, but..."
Squirrel Girl felt the power of the glare.
"...what happened to you, Coachman? You look like you went on some bizarre adventure!"
"It was not a bizarre adventure, more like a bizarre encounter of sorts. Tell them, you two." Mikasa diffused the glares. "Because if you don't, I'll make sure that you two look like stupid assholes."
Coachman and Dante genuinely just scoffed at Mikasa's boast.
*Mikasa's confessional*
The titan slayer was keeping it serious.
"I really could easily make them look terrible, because they both ended up on a stupid diversion, but I'd rather they would make themselves look terrible. I don't like my alliance leader, if you couldn't tell..."
*Miko's confessional*
The purple-haired gamer was a bit nervous.
"Who the heck is Jack Horner aside from some big guy with fat cheeks? Because he sounds like Coachman if he actually wanted to win instead of doing dumb stuff!"
*Confessional cut*
In the end, they looked like stupid douches anyways, so...
"I got kidnapped by this Jack Horner man who really though he could get some insight on me and like clockwork, Dante and Deadpool show up like idiots and fight him...for three hours. Honestly, I just wanted to talk to him to prove that he was nothing." Coachman told his side of the story. "And Dante stopped the fight, ran away and I had quite the discussion."
The other contestants genuinely raised an eyebrow.
"Unsurprisingly, we had our fair share of disagreements once it turned he was an bit of an idiot and like clockwork, I helped you people fend off those monsters...and brung them the pain that they deserve."
And then raised their eyebrows as high as they physically could.
"Dude, they were trying to kills us. Emphasis on kill!" Pit shouted.
"I know, I know." Coachman physically calmed down the angel. "Just...consider this my help."
"I get it's never too old to be edgy, but that's messed up...and cringe!"
Pit wasn't the only one that felt that The Coachman was as messed up as the man within his original story, as about half of the team wisely backed away from the sinister old man.
"...Look, guys, as much as I like to dunk on him, he made swift work of these evil short birdmen. And considering what this show is, they sure ain't gonna live happy lives in beautiful nature!" Pinstripe put his arguement.
"Believe it or not..."
Dante decided to pipe up, trying to ease the tension for once.
"...that's a good point."
*Dante's confessional*
He just pushed his hands out to calm down his "hot" take.
"Yeah, the sky's falling and the pizza's out of stock, but come on...these palicos probably had some mad science experiments or spirit possessions happen to them."
The demon hunter was
"Besides, we're on Boney Island, I doubt those guys just decided to become green for the ladies...Miko told me that these guys weren't green apparently."
He took a pause.
"Still don't know why Coachman's trying to vote himself off, but it's a good one!"
*Confessional cut*
As one team was still unsure about by far, Total Drama's worst camper...
The other team was still trying to get their bearings back in order, thanks to Tails and a few others patching up the tent with...a bunch of fabric, since it was night and forever the rule of many games...
...the situation only gets more dangerous at night, but this was not a video game and most of the animals were groaning at the collective pain of the Cool Capybaras, who were trying to keep their pain down.
"What the hell, bro!" Muscle Man shouted. "I don't even feel it anymore."
"Trust me, it's going to hit a bit different when you do." Samus stated. "How does Chris get a Rathalos out of nowhere...never mind to attack us."
"Maybe he's just thinking of new guys to make us tougher!"
"...No, he isn't."
Muscle Man was silently taking that small sentence in, as his right hand was covered with burns, as Kyo and Terry just didn't look too happy about the sudden appearance of the dragon.
"Man, that was one heck of a fight! As much as I'd never to do that again, we did pretty good!" Kyo shouted. "Wait, how many times did you have to fight against that thing again?"
"I don't know, a whole bunch of times." Terry proclaimed. "I'm willing to say that this dragon guy brung me a lot of pain, but I got back up...and healed!"
"You know, I bet this Smash thing is going to be cooler when I hop in."
"Yeah, you kinda learn a lot from-"
That conversation would have continued if one person just didn't shout through a megaphone about something important, especially since everyone of the team members was a bit demotivated.
"Okay, all of us may have kicked the dragon's ass and gotten hurt by it, but we still kicked ass in a very positive way! Sure, we're not exactly the strongest or even the most consistent Total Drama team, but that does mean we will lose to those guys who always take the chance to argue about something said a few days ago?"
Tanya took her opportunity and used it.
"Not really, because we're the Cool Capybaas, who have won three different challenges and always found a way to beat the other team! So, we will declare ourselves the team!"
"DA TEAM!" Riley shouted. "Capybara gang, nigga!"
*Tanya's confessional*
The blonde child soldier was genuinely excited.
"I actually like Riley's attempt to cheer the team up, despite basically following up on my own words...because I'm sure that Catalina and...Riley
*Confessional cut*
There was an awkward silence that the young gangster didn't really anticipate for obvious reasons and then someone had to say it.
"Capybara gang! Capybara gang! Capybara gang!"
Sure, the cheers from the whole team were somewhat out of sync, because they were kinda all over the place within their side of the camp and Nobara was just shouting this to her teammates within the Drama Berets.
"Why aren't you guys shouting Capybara gang?" Nobara asked. "Someone really does need to raise your moods."
"It sounds goofy, though." Cassie commented on the awkward cheer.
"And she's a bitch, too!" Catalina yelled, sure of the good-tasting dragon. "We're definitely gonna take this one!"
"Take what?" Nobara said, trying to avoid grabbing some dragon part. "Those guys could still win."
"Have you seen them?"
"Have you seen them?" Nobara just asked, pointing towards...
...the Fiery Foxes actually having a good time with all but one of the members actually taking the time to share some weird stories about either this season or just their lives in general.
And Coachman was just there, a little bit miffed about the team's frostiness towards him which wasn't for no reason...but he wasn't unaware of the problems that he caused.
Catalina, Nobara and Cassie Cage looked right into the camp, as they looked back at each other.
*Catalina's angriest confessional*
She smacked the wall, seemingly not for the first time.
"Those stupid bastards on the other team...why haven't they voted out that Coachman, he's a big perro, they don't like him, I hate his ass and so does the rest of this team!"
And then did it again.
"This show is terrible!"
*Confessional cut*
The other team players were trying their best to be the epic team player within the aftermath of the battle on the hill and team player basically meant...talking a lot more to each other.
"Dude, so you're telling your first girlfriend is the moon! And people thought-" Joseph was ribbing Sokka.
"-Your wife was beating you up being possessed by some demon, calm down. We all have wild girlfriend stories!" Sokka just spat out, as Joseph and Lowain laughed.
"Yeah, but that's something else."
The boys stopped laughing.
"Damn...that's rough, buddy. You have a new girlfriend, right?"
"Yeah, her name's Suki and she can beat every one of us here with the fan! Trust me, she probably could."
For the record, Sokka, Lowain, Joseph, Kyo and Scott Pilgrim were having some epic girl talk and there was a ton of talk.
"Can she beat me...just saying...could she beat me?" Joseph asked.
"It could go either way, you guys. You've never seen her fight some soldiers." Sokka shrugged, as the swordsman just crossed his arms. "Just saying...Scott, I haven't seen you say anything."
"What about it, he doesn't have to say that much. It's very weird and honestly creepy, but he can do it."
"IT IS!"
Scott unwisely opened his own mouth.
"Guys, shut up, I told about the time that I kinda killed her 8 ex-girlfriends, who were trying to kill me to grab my girlfriend! Kinda got some of that character development, but that's not really important!" Scott said. "It was really badass, by the way."
"...Yeah, you didn't tell most of us about that." Joseph was sure about something. "Why?"
"I don't even know, Ramona was kinda shitty to them, but what was their deal with me?"
"Honestly, that's impressive. Your girlfriend didn't get possessed by vampires, but it's still impressive."
These five just laughed together, even if some of them retained their injuries...
...I would end on a better sentence, but there's still a lot of sleepers that were working through their pain.
*Scott Pilgrim's embarrassed confessional*
The ginger Canadian was still miffed.
"Yeah, that's very hilarious, just me almost dying a bunch of times to some exs that I never have met for the sake of my girlfriend! It's not really that funny...except the skateboarding one."
He was currently deep in thought.
"And I don't know why."
*Confessional cut*
While both teams were actually done with their battles and deep asleep into the night with all their slight injuries, innumerable scratches and badly patched-up tents...one from each team was taking guard to ensure that their day wasn't really ruined and the challenge wasn't done for their team.
Sort of.
Mr. Smee and Basil weren't necessarily them, but Samus and Pinstripe for their respective teams were the actual watch and those two just happened to have some kind of insomnia.
"Did you turn the fire off?" Pinstripe still held his gun.
"Yes, I did turn the fire off." Basil answered. "Why do you have that?"
"Why are you so fuckin' stupid?" Pinstripe asked inaudibly, having some experience insulting detectives. "This thing are gonna blast them into pieces."
"No, I meant...how do you have that."
"I'm not even joking, I found it."
There was a moment when they both realised that they looked like squabbling idiots and decided to do their job of watching out for rolling rocks or some other type of McLean original obstacle.
And the other two weren't in the best place either.
"Can I sleep next to you, Lady Samus..." Mr. Smee mumbled.
"Sure, just don't snore."
Samus told him for obvious reasons, as the bounty hunter just wanted some peace and time to herself...
...which, 30 minutes later, was interspersed with old man snoring disrupting her own ears, her eyes on the binoculars.
*Samus' confessional*
She looked like she was on a true crime video.
...
"I didn't even care that much, the man's apparently nearly 300 or something, I would be more surprised if he didn't snore."
*Confessional cut*
Speaking of the night...
'
At the first sign of the sun maybe rising, with the sky using some shades of dark blues and azure blues, there was two people who subsequently woke up at the same time.
For actually opposite reasons, as Coachman just stretched his own arms out and his bedmate, Dante just looked at each other and realised one thing together.
"Isn't it a little early for someone like you to be awake?" Dante grinned. "Since you know, you are 69."
"...Yes, but I'd rather win for your team and then find some you to eliminate you."
"Fair point."
"Yes, I do make a lot of fair points."
These two demons, by the way, saw that no-one else was awake aside from a very tired Samus, a half-asleep Reg, Sokka and Mai Shiranui, which surprised both of them.
Since they were sneaking away in a very unsubtle way, Mai just landed right in front of them with a frown.
"Hey, babe, what's cooking up in ninja school?" Dante forgot to rub his eyes.
"Getting married."
The demon hunter rubbed his own eyes, as Mai was frustrated with the bad flirting attempt and Coachman just gave a smile of enjoying his pain.
"Seriously, why are you guys up! Are you two up to some funny business or just trying to finish the challenge!" Mai almost shouted, trying to not wake up everyone else.
"The latter, lady."
Mai and Dante both realised that there wasn't just any reason why he woke up so early, even if they though the wrong reason.
*Coachman's (from Disney) confessional*
He just yawned.
"For you modern people, I am a man who stays up all night to manage my business, you could say and this Total Drama thing was really the first time in a long while that I did sleep at night."
He smiled tiredly.
"Though, those old habits might kick back in."
*Confessional cut*
Pinstripe woke back up to see a weird sight.
"You two should be like that more often, though I can't blame Dante for hating you." Pinstripe remarked. "You do run-"
"Can we fight after we win?"
Mai, Dante, Pinstripe and Basil were the four that was seeing their very evil teammate lag quite a bit behind, even if he was fully awoken after the attempt at a run...and that would not normally be much of a problem anywhere else.
Except Samus, Sokka, Lowain, Reg, Tails and Terry saw the five of them speed off towards where the finish line might be at and they immediately got themselves going towards them.
"Hold on, why aren't we calling everyone else up?" Terry asked. "Some of them can be stealthy."
"Even if their team spirit's actually on point, some of these guys are ridiculously loud." Tails answered. "Normally, that would be good, but Chris did put on the map finish line may be at random."
"...I give him this, he's consistently a dick."
*Reg's confessional*
The robot kid wasn't really tired at all.
"As much as the abyss doesn't hurt me, I really do miss being up on the surface...especially this place with its abyss-like creatures and the good weather!" Reg shouted.
*Confessional cut*
It was 4:45 am when the mini-teams from both teams had gone off to get towards the seemingly random finish line and they had finally met each other in the depths of Boney Island.
It was 6:15 am and strangely, they still hadn't found anything, even as the sun shone onimously on the freaky and massive island that currently held the two groups of five carrying their team's hopes.
Or just plain old immunity because Chris does like surprises.
"WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, FOLLOW ME!" Pinstripe yelled.
"YEAH, THAT'S PART OF WINNING THIS SHOW!" Sokka screamed.
"THEN DO IT, COWARD! ELSE I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME MORE HOLES!"
"YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT BEING STRATEGIC!"
These two took a breath to stop screaming, as their throats weren't ready this early in the morning and the screaming would probably attract everyone else, so they wisely only tried to go towards the only direction that both teams didn't go yet.
*Lowain's confessional*
The blonde cook was kinda half-asleep, but he didn't care that much.
"I told them an hour ago, that Chris is trying to juke us into not going into the obvious direction and is probably laughing at us for the epic situation that's about to happen."
The cook got excited.
"The final stretch, trip central, the meat grinder and the goofy swings. Dunno if I can beat that, but a dude's gotta support his dudes."
*Confessional cut*
The final stretch, the meat grinder...
...the swing arena and the harsh smash corridor...
...and the thing that Chris managed to orchestrate for some good ratings.
"Chef, did you get the interns to fix the PA system or something because it's kinda broken! Those monsters really did a number on that!" Chris complained. "...Chef?"
"Chris, it never worked. I know these contestants are tougher than the average, but are you sure this challenge is good!"
"Of course it is!"
Chef and Chris wasn't really seeing the pile up of 10 campers.
"It has pain, Chef, a lot of it and some weird drama happen right in front of us."
"Oh shit, they don't look-"
Chris put on the host voice again, as...
"I can't believe this, both teams are fully awake, yet there's five of them barreling down towards us and look at those trips! It's enough to make your grown host cry! Also, these guys aren't even the fastest...but it makes sense."
Coachman and Samus weren't the fastest of them all and had practically opposite skillsets that worked perfectly for the two opposite sides of Total Drama...and Survivor...and a surprising amount of competitive reality shows.
Also like Total Drama, terrible things is kinda the modus operandi for the most apparent campers, as Coachman practically had the whip as an extended hand.
Samus actually just jumped over the whip and then Dante genuinely managed to stomp on her to take the win for himself, unintentionally giving his worst enemy a dub thanks for the very inconsistent.
"Coachman and Dante despite...everything that happened, you two are the first to make it...which kinda means nothing. Because most of the campers still aren't here."
Though there was five of each team and several more were quickly crawled in...there definitely something noticeable about who was missing.
"Did I forget to put in the traps or something?"
The only people that were missing were Yumeko and Iori from the Foxes' side and Riley, Catalina, Muscle Man, Mr. Smee and Yuri from the Capybaras' side and uh...it was surprisingly close.
Which wasn't that close, as Iori practically dragged Yumeko towards the finish line and they looked like they had been through some traps.
"Nah, Chris, I think they both got it."
"Wait, did we actually win or am I going crazy?" Iori declared.
"Yeah, the FIERY FOXES finally turn this losing thing around and yes, the Chill Capybaras finally lose a challenge! Stuff's weird!"
And the four missing fellas came in, being only lost to where every Capybara was staring at them, as the Fiery Foxes were kinda cheering and awkwardly smiling with every member included for posterity's sake.
"Bro, it's over, we lost." Muscle Man said. "If it wasn't for you and karate girl over here, we would have won!"
"What did you say! I-"
Riley felt to the classic trap of...
"-no way, this bitch was upside down. I'm sorry for letting down the gang."
"Seriously, those guys were actually way behind when most of us arrived and I am sick of your shit!" Catalina shouted. "Why didn't you give me the map-"
"Capybaras, you've gotta vote off four different people and some of them are more obvious than others!" Chris announced. "Trust me, I'm looking forward to it."
*Dante's confessional*
He should have been happy that he won.
He should have been mad that he let the team's worst member won.
But those two have equal feelings, covered up with a smile.
"On one hand, that old man disgraces our team with...a lot of things, including dress-wearing and maybe being a serial killer, but on the other hand, he helped us win!"
Dante looked like he wanted to be anywhere else.
"I almost wanted to lose, just for the sake of this team getting rid of him...and then someone else would be sent to the chopping block because he apparently has an alliance and definitely one Chris head."
The demon hunter was confused.
"...Goddamn."
*Confessional cut*
This time around, the elimination wasn't nearly as surprising, as Riley and Catalina were glaring at each other, as Tanya, Nobara and Muscle Man was miffed with the both of them.
*Cassie's confessional*
The teen soldier was pissed.
"I understand Mr. Smee holding the map upside down, which he didn't even do by the way. Riley and Catalina should know not do a cliche...especially one that stupid."
She sighed wistfully.
"It was a long time coming."
*Tanya's confessional*
"As leader of an Total Drama alliance, you've got learn when to make people think that you're voting for someone else when you're really voting for the disappointing contestants." She reported, as though as she was about to literally execute them.
But only metaphorically.
*Muscle Man's confessional*
"These dudes just messed us up! I don't care what Tanya says, they suck, bro! Couldn't even read a map..."
He then stopped frowning and started smiling.
"...you know who could read a map? My mom!"
He laughed at the...joke.
*Confessional cut*
"In this challenge, you guys practically had the win in your own clutches for...all of it! If you guys had stayed together and not gotten lost, your enemies would have been gone." Chris announced. "A few of you got lost and then lost your team the challenge."
There was glares directed towards the four that were late.
"For no reason, apparently!"
"Everyone minus Riley, Catalina, Muscle Man, Yuri, Samurai Jack, Nicole, Heavy, Mr. Smee and Scott Pilgrim have no votes and yes, they all will get marshmellows!"
Lowain and Bayonetta...
...Kyo and Terry...
...Cassie and Samus...
...Tanjiro and Sokka...
...Tails and Tanya...
...Joseph and Ryuko...
...and finally, Nobara all gained their marshmallows, each thrown by Chef.
"Samurai Jack, people think you're way too strong and could win this...but you only got one vote."
"That is a fair point." Samurai Jack said. "Just there's worse problems."
"Nicole Watterson, you kinda just caught a stray vote...and the same goes for Heavy weirdly enough!"
Nicole and Heavy took their marshmallows with pride.
"Smee, Scott, Catalina, Riley and Yuri Sakazaki, only one of you will survive this elimination without being sent to the Sling-Yacht of Losers! The other eliminated campers said that they got hurled through it!"
Mr. Smee wasn't that surprised, putting his hat down.
Scott Pilgrim was wondering if that conversation prompted his votes.
Yuri was just glaring deeply at Riley and Catalina for fucking over her chances.
And those two were trying to figure out how they could survive and how their alliance just let them-
"Scott Pilgrim, you also only had one vote to your name and you're the last safe camper! Mr. Smee, you could've read the map, but...you did get three votes and the same went for Yuri, also getting three votes!"
"Hah, you deserve your elimination for that dumb move." Yuri declared. "At least we'll all be together."
"Well, I will not really forgive you. You did tear up part of the map and both of you read it upside down." Mr. Smee honestly. said. "I'm sorry that my second chance got cut so early."
"Don't blame yourself. You got messed up by these two."
Meanwhile...
"Nah, you people are pussies. I didn't need no map to find the finish line and she was trying to get to go her way." Riley stated. "What happened to Capybara gang."
"They knew that you had to go! THIS FUCKING TEAM couldn't even beat a big perro and let the those BASTARDS vote off another bunch of four people." Catalina shouted. "And you didn't help."
"Well, fuck you."
"Your loss."
"You both got your friends on the Dock of Shame lost, come on...just let it be."
"You four are goners, Smee and Yuri already have accepted, just let it be like the fashionista said."
By this time, it was only Chris, Chef and the four eliminated contestants.
"Nah, nigga, we got played by our own alliance! I bet they sent us the wrong map and put it on the floor to make us get lost!" Riley complained. "I thought our alliance was supposed to take us to the final six or something."
"You picked it up on the forest floor, what made you think it was theirs?" Yuri said. "Plus you two haven't stopped fighting about dumb things."
"Bruh, she said that my family is nothing but some dumb bitches."
"And yeah, they are-"
Riley and Catalina couldn't even stop arguing for one second.
"And like that, four more people get their butts sent out by messing up! Ah, memories of old seasons again...but Total Drama X's living in the here and now on...
...TOTAL DRAMA: ULTIMATE ISLANDS!"
There was one very noticable thing that Tanya, Nobara and a few others were noticing with the Coachman, which was...not really surprising at all, as the half of the Foxes just had this fascinated stare towards him.
"I've never see so much hating in here! Why must be there so much hatred?" Nicole asked. "Like-"
"You should know why. That man...is almost a monster." Samurai Jack stated. "And we lost some valuable members."
"Yeah, we really did..." Nicole said. "...I just want to tear him limb-"
"No...it's not worth it. His elimination might come soon...but we know our team is stronger together."
"Fair point."
*Tanya's confessional*
The child soldier was actually pissed.
"I should have really understood the obvious, the only reason he survives is entirely because of his usefulness and incredible selfishness that doesn't need explaination." Tanya explained. "And the main reason, he'll go out is likely because of those two traits and the negative social game he has."
*Kyo's confessional*
The fighter with fire.
"And this mega-alliance loses another alliance, but I have no idea why the Foxes won't talk to the man who kinda saved their team. Maybe because they all found he was a weirdo."
*Confessional cut*
To be continued in Episode 26, where the remaining 36 campers try to not get tripped up by some of Chris' dares, some of which have a lot of truth to it, some of which have problems and some of which have more than a few reused gags and regardless...
...Coachman's not going to have a good time in the next episode, especially with nearly everybody going against him for the accumlative dares.
And the challenge is a combination of "Say Uncle" and "Triple Dog Dare You.", so there's going to be a lot of warts that hurt a lot more than just one purple-haired man...
...that could appear in the next challenge, along with a few other people, eliminated campers included.
Sorry 1602jaw, but like I said, he's really going to get the worst of it in the next episode and it would be a fitting conclusion to have him drop out on this episode.
The weird problem is that he's genuinely on top of his game here and for the story to work, I wouldn't want that and I bet you wouldn't want that, so...
...just wait until Episode 26 finished, which I hope should be way faster!
Riley and Catalina probably should have been eliminated a while ago, but they get the Survivor classic. The blindside, which was appropriate for their lacklustre performances in...more than a few challenges and especially this one.
Hey, someone from KOF had to go and if it has to be Yuri, so it will be and more importantly, she hasn't done that bad or...that good. But is kind of a disappearing act.
Mr. Smee is someone who I really like, but wouldn't fit the title of the demon slayer that's about to come soon and no, Tanjiro can't qualify...but a lot of people will.