Total Drama X: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 26: Count The Dares
Part 3: The Ugly Dares.
They are ugly, they are very goofy and they are all some kind of torture, wherever it was mental, physical or even plainly visual, as there's still many of them that haven't been revealed!
By the way, last chapter was a bit shorter than intended on the dares, but this chapter should make it up with the introduction and general thing over...and oh man, Coachman really needs to put on his A-game to not be messed around by his team and the other team!
Yeah, there's that.
G-man 2.0.: I'm not surprised that I made that mistake, the chapter went through some growing pains and honestly, it was an easy fix. And honestly, it's not even a third of all the dares that I have saved up for this one!
1602jaw: You know, Robyn certainly does need a mention. And honestly, I have planned worse for him 'cause it's a gag at this point, 'cause his team doesn't like him for good reason! Always glad you liked the chapter, per usual.
Memeking: I just don't have the epic motivation, you know! (Also, it's somehow out on digital right now...weird, but ok.)
With one set of orange-coloured fellas being tied with the Capybaras after three lacklustre challenges that still failed to deal with their biggest Achilles Heel (literally too), some of those fellas from the Capybaras. were questioning the only two that failed their dares...in spite of their achievements within their own series.
"It's okay? You know who knows who's getting eliminated tonight if they suck?"
Samus expected this from Muscle Man, displeased with the green man.
"MY MOM!"
"Well, your mother's gonna be wrong." Samus answered.
"Then why didn't you do the dare, bro!"
"Do you call everyone, bro?" Tanya asked with a smirk.
"...Kinda, but I'm not gonna call ya babe, obviously!"
Those three were really the only ones that were arguing, as Nobara, Bayonetta and Ryuko scoffed at the attitude of Tanya specifically, genuinely seeing the odd amount of hubris.
*Bayonetta's confessional*
The witch is displeased.
"I'm going to be honest, Muscle Man's completely right since Samus has consistently made our team worth existing in a good chunk of the challenges, nevermind being the reason why we win a fair amount of time. I can't believe that the 'mah mum' man is right."
*Ryuko's confessional*
She just laughed.
"Do you know who else pranked us several times...without it being recorded or something? Muscle Man, definitely."
*Confessional cut*
As one side was genuinely surprised at their losses, the other team was either giving Coachman the meanest look that they could give or trying to ensure that they could win again.
Mostly because they kept on being composed.
"Well, team leader, have you got an inspiring speech?" Azula raised an eyebrow. "Something to not get eliminated?"
"...Not really? But, I do think that all of you have the potential to make this challenge win, especially with my apparent leadership, so I doubt that all of you will not do your best or else, I will find a way to eliminate you!"
A good chunk of his teammates were pissed off at this point and the rest were scared...besides Azula, Pinstripe and Yumeko...who were just interested.
*Azula's confessional*
"As much as I would like to compliment it, he did only scare people and not really motivate our team...which is much better for the game. Nothing comes from having bonds, fear always works when they are actually scared of you!" She shouted, her fear addiction getting serious.
*Confessional cut*
With a rallying scare on the Foxes and the Capybara's being compared to Muscle Man's mother, as these two teams were right back into the stupid dares that would kill a normal man.
And gosh dang, there were certainly a few that hadn't been marked yet and he's already trying to change the sentence.
"Woo, what epic writing will be done to me today?" Deadpool asked. "Give me your worst!"
"Wait, don't ask for that!" Miko was a bit scared. "...What about me-"
Deadpool was knee deep into his first dare, as he had to jump into a pool of molasses and jump in the pool, he did...with enthusiasm and thanks to Chloe's problem with ugliness...
...after jumping out of the pool, he had to roll on some feathers to embarrass himself further and like Yumeko, he did it with a smile.
"Deadpool gives another point to the Foxes!"
"Ah, good, did you know that there's always something to you, Miko, like the glitch-"
Miko just jumped in with a wake-up slap, giving her the chance to put that situation out of the minds of everyone and also...she accidentally got herself into a dare.
"Could be worse, but...why does he know that?" Miko asked.
"Uh, absolutely no reason other than loving fanfiction crossovers and Total Drama fanfiction!" Deadpool bragged, as Miko spun the wheel. "And also, being the coolest guy with some consideration."
Miko was in it for the long run and she landed on Albedo and she had a pretty mean one for the gamer, who was back in it.
Miko basically had to slam dunked by a Death Knight's own hand, which was basically a hulking skeleton with black armour, a black massive shield and generally edgy.
Despite surviving, it really hurt when she got slammed regardless and she felt it in every step.
"And there's another...with Miko being technically alive for the Foxes!"
"My grandad could've handled that...and Dio. I misspoke...my grandad beat that ghost like nothing!" Joseph bragged. "Anyways, where was I?"
"Oh, yeah, it's my time! Bros, it's gonna be a good one."
Lowain jumped in to his own dare, as he got stuck up with...Pepper Ann's epic dare of rubbing some leech on his arm wasn't the "good one" he expected and his arm looked a bit worse.
"Bros, the leech can't even kill my vibe. He just gave me an ugly arm."
The Chill Capybaras weren't actually done, as Bayonetta was shakin' it (for lack of a better sentence) against a bear that was breakdancing with speed and the bear liked what it was seeing so much, that it just accepted defeated and the witch realised what it was going to do next.
And then she patted him with her giant arm, as the bear was truly scared.
"Good enough, as they say!" Bayonetta joked, the bear just slowly skalking away.
"Yo, that was more than good enough! Big props to you, Bayo!" Lowain fistbumped Bayonetta.
And there was obviously more with the remaining campers, as...
...Mai Shiranui cringed at getting down and dirty with her own ninja costume, but she wasn't really scared...just disgusted at the dirt cannon that was shooting some random dirt in her face and mouth for 30 seconds and then it stopped, sensing that the dare wasn't really over.
"Wait, is this over?" She foolishly asked.
"Nah."
And then she got pelted with more mud, as the minute was genuinely up for her and she was plain disgusted and she coughed out all of the mud that she got into her own mouth.
She heard the ring and raised her own thumbs up, as Askeladd's dirty dare got her.
"And finally, Mai wins a point for the Fiery Foxes!" Chris announced. "You love to see it as Mikasa and Iori prepare for their dares, but those Chill Capybaras..."
There were looks being passed around between the current participations.
"...still have a few people up for a dare!"
"Woo, I'm up for one...just give me the signal and I'm ready!" Scott boasted, as Nicole just sighed. "What's the dare?!"
Scott spun the massive wheel and lo and behind, it actually landed on...
"Dude, you're gonna love Penny Proud's dare!"
"I bet I could really love it."
*Scott Pilgrim's confessional*
The red-hair ginger had his arms looking real funky and uninjured.
"Look, it's not going to be fun to say that I have arms and they are..."
He made it spin.
"...working better than they should.
*Confessional cut*
He probably ended up on an instant regret list, as he was trying to hold up a crate that was chock full of stuff and he hoped that the experience of this season and his adventure to get Ramona and improve himself would help.
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Immediately...
*CHONK*
...his arms did hold onto the crate, but he got lifted instead.
"Oh my god, guys, that crate was too heavy."
"That was the point, dude. Anyways, you get your first strike!"
Scott huffed, as the Canadian just looked like a fool.
"That crate was too heavy...for you!" Ryuko shouted.
"Hey, wait, wait, what-" Scott got the deadly looks from Samus and Tanya. "-You know, I will do way better on the second go!"
Iori laughed at the Canadian guy, as his turn was coming up and Kyo was scowling at his team falling behind.
"Yagami, dude, your turn!"
"Whatever it is, I won't do worse than that!"
The red-haired rocker gloomily got up to spin the wheel and where did it stop?
Kyo, hilariously enough, who was confident and smirked despite his team's loss.
"Come on, even Chris thinks you're stupid enough to-"
"Iori, you're going to hate this! Kyo wants you to be put into a pile of rocks and trust me, it's gonna be awesome!"
Iori was stuck in a bunch of rocks, not really being able to move or even come out of it, but nevertheless, he had to do one thing, as the rocks were practically all around him.
"All you have to do is stay there for 30 seconds."
"Fuck...I can do that all day." Iori coughed out.
*Kyo's confessional*
He was concerned for his frenemy Iori for obvious reasons.
"...I don't really remember putting some more rocks, but if that's what the dare is, that's what the dare has become." Kyo grumbled. "I'm just hoping that he loses."
*Confessional cut*
Iori's hilariously extended torture sequence still wasn't enough for him to break at all, considering that his blood literally causes him pain at the most inopportune of times.
He still hated it like Uraraka, the two sharing a moment.
"Hah, Kyo, you beat that shit!" Iori bragged.
"You're definitely done for!" Kyo replied quite loudly.
The two rivals may have not been on the same team, but things were not more awkward than with the duo that were giving the glares towards each other, which were from that moment in the beginning of the episode, the witch and the demon ready to turn it up...
...but not yet, as the rest of the team even cheered and Coachman plainly just shouted "Finally!"
"It took a few challenges, but the Fiery Foxes are finally winning one...winning being the word of the day, as Cassie Cage's in it for the long haul!"
Cassie picked herself back up and looked at the wheel with all of the bizarre choices on the thing and realised that she was about to get wrecked, no matter what was going to happen.
And so it has spun to reveal that Arle had an epic dare that was very epic.
Puyo Puyo...which was a blobby puzzle game.
"I feel like I've seen this before...just not here, though." Cassie shrugged. "Could be much worse."
Cassie may have had no idea how these blobs were even fitting into the same corner, as the blonde soldier was trying to fit some red ones with some green ones. and barely making it work...
...mostly because they were huge blobs and she was carrying them with ease and figuring it out slowly, but she was working it with her hands.
In about...30 seconds or so, the Puyos were sorted into colours and were gone.
"Another one for Cassie and her team!"
"Alright, another one in the bag." Cassie said, her hands covered with Puyo juice.
"And Mikasa, you're also going to have another epic dare!"
"Nothing with you in it is epic." Mikasa answered, as Chris just laughed at the reply.
"Yeah, I'm gonna love this one!"
Mikasa spun the wheel like she was ready to kill someone and lo and behold, it was directed towards the obvious target, who was just laughing at her potential misfortune.
Coachman had a dare and it was wild, as Mikasa just saw a donkey and...
...Now she was lined up to see a angry donkey, a corral and the sadistic motherfrienders were watching her with popcorn.
"All you have to do is basically, uh, get on top of this donkey and lead it into a corral without any weapons."
"Did you think I was going to shoot it?" Mikasa genuinely answered, surprisingly nervous about this task.
You know, since Mikasa just takes down Titans and enemy soldiers without a second's breath...and yet, this donkey just kept on moving much faster than her, even managing to get juked several times in a row.
*Mikasa's confessional*
The black-haired Titan slayer was more so confused at how a donkey could be this fast for no reason.
"...I can't believe that this donkey is trying to get me to use my ODM gear. I could definitely pick it up, if I wanted!" Mikasa was pissed. "Of course, he messed with it."
*Confessional cut*
Juking meant doing a full 180 with its own legs.
But Mikasa eventually got on top of it, as the donkey was just screaming and he was no match for an angry slayer with ten seconds on the clock.
She got the donkey into the corral, who had a look of fear and she had a look of accomplishment and disbelief at her alliance leader's dare.
"And Mikasa finishes off with another dare taken for the Fiery Foxes and she's-"
Coachman just saw his "goon" just slap him in the face without breaking a sweat.
"Well, miss, I appreciate your strength, but did you have to slap me?" Coachman questioned.
Mikasa didn't want to answer for reasons.
*Coachman's confessional*
The old villain just looked at his hand.
He still looked at it before just laughing.
"Honestly, that Mikasa lady is probably my ticket towards getting out of this challenge without missing a beat...and I'd like for her to do that again!"
*Confessional cut*
That's right, baby, we have an epic montage coming to you from a chapter delayed by about a week and yeah, it's going to be a lot of 'em.
First off, Heavy had to basically swat a fly inside a giant cage and no matter what, he swung, he missed and he did that three times, before he slammed the flyswatter on the bars of the cage.
The fly was no more and so was the swatter.
"That was heavy swatter!"
Groans could be heard mixed in with some cheers.
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Miko was ready to deal with a sumo wrestler, as she was stanced against up E. Honda, who just wanted nothing to do with Total Drama...but everything to do with some sumo fight.
The two of them were having the fight of the day, Miko barely being able to hold back against Honda, before realising that this was...the guy and so, the big man basically did a flying headbutt that Miko slid under.
She may have eaten some sand, but she gave the dropkick to send him off.
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Terry Bogard was willing to do most dares, as he had to basically split apart a bunch of wood with his bare fist and he had decided to make a show of himself, considering the piece of wood's mental health...
...right before blasting it with a Buster Wolf that just sent parts of it flying into a box that split it apart.
"Okay, that's one off my bucket list!" Terry grinned.
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Deadpool just had to do one simple thing of basically creating his own fanart for a certain blonde lady who got eliminated in Episode 3 and since she had no say in it, Chloe came out of it looking really bad.
Actually, it was just an epic caricature, that was definitely epic and totally not a drawing of no quality.
"Hey, you can't just say stuff like that...I had thirty seconds!"
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And now it was time for the second chances, as Squirrel Girl leaped into action to basically do the one thing that Deadpool genuinely missed out on...slapping her own self in hurting fashion, the red-head lady ready to give herself a bit of a pounding in these challenges.
And she felt the extra point that she managed to get for her own team.
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Speaking of second chances, Lowain basically had to do a backflip, no matter if he failed or not, and his grin showed that he was down for the thing.
"I'm gonna do this for Kat, you know!"
Whatever Yumeko may have felt or whatever people thought Lowain did was stupid or not, he pretty much fucked up in classic backflip video fashion.
"Man, Kat, don't watch this!"
(He's talking about Katalina from Granblue Fantasy, who is nearly the opposite of Catalina Alves, considering that the former's a hero, a knight and the leader of a bunch of soldiers.)
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Uh, Mystique Sonia wasn't scared for whatever dare she got, no matter how disgusting it was and no matter how Uraraka felt about the dares and she got one from Riku, who had something epic and interesting for her.
Basically fighting with a sword against a robot that Riku definitely didn't account for...and then she got her first strike because said robot was swinging at random and running at stupid fast speeds.
"Mystique Sonia finally has her first strike!"
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For what could only be described for reasons, Samurai Jack had a stupid hard dare (even for him)...which was to balance a bunch of watermelons on his own head.
Even if he was still a samurai with absolute poise, focus, stillness and whatnot, when you have five watermelons, one of them was going to inevitably drop and even Samurai Jack...got a loss.
"Samurai Jack has his first strike, dude...kinda crazy if you ask me!"
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Pinstripe Potoroo was just trying to shoot a bunch of moving cans that were just flying around (thank Tron Bonne for this) and he wasn't even doing that bad in spite of his tommy gun-only experience, shooting all of them without missing a beat.
And then glaring at Heavy, only out of spite.
"Suck on that, Ruskie!"
Pinstripe definitely hit his shot.
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Tanya Degurechaff basically dressed up as a goat with the most angry smile that could be given, dancing around like a dang mascot in a seeming repeat of Samus' go at the same dare.
To be fair, she was really cute for a 13 year old who hated God and it worked in her favour and suprisingly, Samus wasn't even mad about it.
"Good moves, Tanya." Samus conceded.
"Glad you can see it that way."
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Basil of Baker Street was taking a look at a piece of wood that seemed to be quite clean at first glance, but then he decided to keep it real with a few wipes and then gave it back to Chef.
(Surprisingly, Judy gave this dare.)
The mouse detective just got the wood slapped in his face by Chef, even if he cleaned both sides...mostly because he looked with a magnifying glass by Chef Hatchet and then...
"You wiped that thing off, dumbass."
Basil reflected on Chef's comment.
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Samus Aran basically had to throw a plushh upwards at a ridiculous distance and then catch it without missing a beat, practically easy potatoes for the bounty hunting space-farer.
And she nailed it.
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And finally for the montage, Kyo tried to fire back instantly by being a team leader and taking one for the team...by accident, as he only had to get waterboarded (thanks to Eva again.) and he kept on swallowing a bunch of water after some more water and it ended up in hilarious fashion.
He spat out a ton of water, rolling off the chair and then realised that he lost.
"How long was that?" Kyo asked.
"55 seconds?"
"Why does this keep on happening?"
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"Okay, so the Chill Capybaras have 18 dares compared to the Fiery Foxes' 20 dares and yeah, trust me, this challenge ain't over by a long shot because some of these guys have cooked some heinous dares! Mostly because setting up these dares are hard!"
Okay, so Chris was up to his usual business of lying for no reason, but it at least gave both teams a chance to get a break and decide what they were doing.
"Congratulations, you got a position for team leader for a challenge that doesn't need a team leader, weirdly enough." Azula answered.
"Honestly, I do not care about that...just that I'm pleased that the team's finally winning for once." Coachman replied with a grin. "And honestly, I think it requires a change of strategy."
"Believe it or not, it doesn't-"
Azula almost got cut off by Coachman's unyielding "attempt" at redemption arc.
"So, why don't you let me take most of the less dangerous dares...after all, I'm apparently good at this challenge!" Coachman's quite malicious smile was still there. "Besides, I doubt those Capybaras could catch up."
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Most of the contestants realised the extremely obvious redemption arc BS, as they all looked quite stupefied at how bad the strategy really was.
"Look, I don't know what game you're playing, but you're currently losing in this team's game...especially when most of the team dislikes you!" Azula glared at the old man.
"Yeah, that's dumb as all hell." Deadpool said. "Good way to get eliminated."
"Whatever those are saying, I'm actually with it." Mystique Sonia shrugged.
"Man, you're the king of stupid decisions, but hey what I do know. I'm only the reason that this team is good, half the time." Dante's cockiness wasn't really needed, but it still worked out.
"And I have won the team a fair amount of challenges, so I doubt that it wouldn't work and you all did elect me as team leader!" Coachman explained, obviously handling the situation questionably.
"Eh, Azula could do that, I could do that, about half the team could do that, so do-"
Dante pretty much got a death glare from Coachman.
"Can we just get back to the challenge and see if the strategy could work out!" Uraraka shouted. "Does it matter if it's stupid, we need to have a win."
Azula wisely didn't just go off on both of the white-haired demons, as she had a much better plan.
*Azula's calm confessional*
"Obviously being a team leader in a challenge like this is practically guaranteeing your elimination if he was consistent…and Dante isn't even that, so it means that Coachman guarantees his own elimination even if he does manage to get through…mostly because I have his one remaining idol…"
She picked it out of her pocket.
"...in here. The idol to rule the game with fire, flames and the power of a thousand soldiers using their minds!"
The antagonistic Firebender was flaming her strategy.
"Besides, he did betray me and traitors will die…in this Total Drama!"
*Confessional cut*
The Chill Capybaras were actually real chill, despite the loss, as they all had a pretty solid strategy.
"Gonna be honest, it's not the first time that we lost and we've had worse problems! So, all we need to do is win and drop someone through the challenge…which will happen." Tanya answered. "So, that's really it."
"We're already doing that, so don't worry about it!" Tanjiro shouted.
"Heck yeah, we're doing that!" Terry proclaimed.
Tanya wanted to compliment them, but…she knew that she was three behind.
"So, just accept the dare and try to succeed like me!" Tanya bragged.
"You failed once, chill out." Samus answered. "Let's win like we did the past three challenges before the previous one."
"Good point."
Solid strategy from the Capybaras, as the two teams got back to doing dares like no-one cares about their own lives, with Chris smiling at the potential of the many extra dares.
And just like that the dares were back like it never happened, Chris knew what he was doing with whatever he said next, the Foxes ready to take advantage of a winstreak and the Capybaras trying to make their team have a minor comeback...as usual.
"Okay, new rule from Triple Dog Dare You, you can shift the dare towards someone on the same team because next episode, most of you aren't gonna be in a team!"
*Basil's confessional*
The mouse wasn't pleased.
"Of course, it is just dropped at the most opportune time to cause some serious discord from within the team with Azula probably being a criminal and some kind of villain, the two demons constantly fighting and a few others causing problems...just..."
The mouse detective sighed.
"...I'm not jealous of the people that will make this team work, because at this point, Dante's really the problem.
*Reg's confessional*
The robot kid had this sense of dread, which showed on his face.
"Alright, this challenge is going to be some kind of chaotic and I'm not even joking this time, I swear our team's one backstab away from becoming the other team...and I don't know why I think that. Maybe it's just my sense."
*Confessional cut*
And we're back to your regularly scheduled dares of pain, error and whatever else Chris had the remaining eliminated contestants had cooked up, as there was still a ton of people who had dares.
Like JFK...
"Whoa, dude." Muscle Man felt his muscles grow. "I'm not gonna betray my team 'cause the merge ain't here yet."
"...I won't say that." Samus didn't want to elaborate, as Muscle Man didn't look at her with anger.
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That being JFK's dare was literally throwing a 3-point shot and hilariously enough, Muscle Man decided to throw it very far only horizontally and in spectacular, it managed to bounce off the post.
And then hit his big-ass gut.
"Oh no, bro!"
"Okay, how many of these Capybaras have at least one strike? Muscle Man, dude!"
"What, Chris, I'm trying my best!"
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And the strategy started with Deadpool spinning the wheel at stupid speed and pointing towards a very specific person on it and yeah, Panchito had an epic dare that was saved up for his team.
It wasn't his team, but the epic Deadpool was ready to do anything...
...including jump out of low-flying skydving plane without a parachute and gain two points because he may have been seperate parts, but because he's only so cool, his head did the talking.
"Yeah, if you didn't know, you guys do know! Wait, did I scare the shit outta you guys?" Deadpool asked. "If so, you guys are crazy."
Chris looked genuinely changed by that thing.
"You get two points, dude." Chris answered, slowly and surely compherend how immortal Deadpool was.
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Whatever that was, it must have genuinely done something to the Foxes, because they started doing very bad and even Coachman was affected by that stuff, no matter how much he said it.
Somehow Aisling basically put a dare of catching a duck in a mini-wetland...except the duck was not fucking around by running at absurd speed.
"Hmph, ducks."
Considering the position of being deep into some puddle and a duck buttslamming onto his flat top hat, it was rather fitting that he would say that.
"Coachman, just accept the strike!" Chris was eating some popcorn. "Mostly because your time's up!"
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It was Joseph Joestar against a raging bull and he had a smile on his face.
"That's a lot of bull!" He remarked, using his Hamon to...
...do something.
Whatever it was, the bull didn't really care that much about the rag, until it just hit a rock wall and got its head smashed into a Hamon-strengthed trap with the rag on top.
"Finally, a point!"
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Believe it or not, Lowain was here and he had no fear for dealing with some shitty smells coming from the rough-smelling Wario and he was just getting zen with it, as it wasn't poorly-disguised torture.
It was just easy on the rest of the senses, but the nose torture and Lowain had an uneasy grin.
"Get 'em-" Yumeko unwisely shouted...
...before breathing in the garlic.
Lowain won, Yumeko got a lot of looks and Wario got paid, baby.
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Crimson wasn't scared of anything, even with a green-skinned Zeke that scared the shit out of a good majority of the cast and even Mikasa was genuinely horrified at the freaky little thing.
Except for the people that saw that, Pinstripe Potoroo, Tanjiro and Rock...as this was Lynn's dare (apparently).
*Rock's confessional*
He was still grimacing in the confessional.
"Isn't it kinda crazy when there's a clone of a guy who just doesn't want anything to do with this season. Man..that'd be some label reviving a dead musician with music that they didn't make!" Rock said.
*Confessional cut*
Crimson just casually shook hands with him, as Plant Zeke wasn't really fighting back against it, appreciating the fact that she had the same kind of edginess as him.
"Crimson, you got a point!"
"Uh, does she listen to Limp Bizkit or something crazy?" Deadpool asked.
"...Ugh, that's mainstream...and sucks, too." Crimson told him, as she walked back to her seat.
"Yeesh."
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Uraraka was getting spun inside a giant tumbler and man, she was getting tumbled inside the whole thing and the dare was pretty obvious.
"Owen dares you to get inside the giant spinner and leave without vomiting!"
Uraraka may have screamed and probably wanted nothing better than not get spun around, but fighting big villains meant that she kinda got used to this?
Actually, she just didn't want to vomit much.
But she couldn't really stand up, spinning like a ballerina on the ground.
"And you got a point!"
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All Reg had to do was pet a giant wolf, the kind of wolf that Chris likes for obvious reasons and since he was a robot, he couldn't exactly get hurt that badly...
...but he was still a kid at the end of the day, even with the extended robot arms that could not hurt easily and his arms were shaking unevenly to basically pat on the giant wolf.
Somehow, it worked, as the giant wolf just sat down and Reg was definitely trying to not die and not die, he did.
"Reg's got a point and yeah, those Capybaras have 20 points!"
Reg and Tails did an epic high-five, the both of them not that shaken with fear.
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Tails was back, for real, as he was fighting the Tails Doll and knew better than to underestimate anything on this crazy, crazy show, with the two-tailed fox up against a floating doll that didn't scare him.
"How did you even find this, Chris?" Tails asked not so seriously.
"Some guy just wanted you to get hurt...AKA Reigen just wanted you to fight against your worst enemy and plus, I'm just looking for a fight!"
The two-tailed fox knew better than to stand around as Chris dodged the question, he just held the doll in his hand and took the gem off and looked confused at how he got pranked.
"...Dude, someone's gonna get fired..." Chris stopped whispered. "...but you get your team at point!"
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Dante had a dare and so far, no-one wanted to be eliminated like Heather, even if he had a guy in the plan for that and also, Pit raised his hand up.
"Pit, it's your turn." Dante just sighed.
"Alright, what's my super manly dare!" Pit boasted. "Because I am that."
Pit got into the hamster wheel and like that, he hamstered wheel'd it.
"I'm gonna light up this wheel!"
For some reason, this only made him run faster and only made him more balanced in spite of not being able to recover from that terrible one-liner.
"Pit, you charged up my hairdrayer, so you win a point! And also, your goddess is cringing at you!" Chris said it through a megaphone, as Pit now rolled around in the wheel.
And now, he was going up, down and all around.
"Aw, nice, love me some of cries of pain."
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Dante did have to do one dare and he did not like it.
"Why the hell is this called Orange Justice?" Dante angrily asked, ready to do the dance.
"I don't know, but Pepper Ann wanted you to do it. Some kid wanted to his dance to be in Fortnite and it was in Fortnite!"
"Yeah, just wanted to know."
He may not have said "it was orange justicin' time" but he surely did Orange Justice all over the audience who were watching, his fellow campers and the hosts.
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Terry Bogard may not have had reddish raptors on his list to fight, but he only had to not get knocked out, thanks to
"Damn, you're real prehistoric!"
Terry got a roar in his face.
*Terry's confessional*
He looked like he had fought a raptor and stayed strong.
"Either this island has some wacky animals or my man, Chris is a scientist of the kinda crazy kind. Either way, I can't believe I'm still up for the count!" He said, real serious.
*Confessional cut*
It's a long montage, cut me some slack and also, these two respected each other.
"Honestly, I don't think you're ugly...just badass in a...raptor-y way."
The raptor smiled.
"Nice."
Uraraka and Pinstripe didn't exactly the fact that they both got moved to block two demons who hated each other for the same reason actually...and another set of reasons that were very different.
"Look, guys, can someone get eliminated already! This episode's been going for a while and none of you guys even have two strikes and plus, there's still a ridiculous amount of dares left...like 60 of 'em!"
"That is quite the accomplishment, you're asking to willingly throw your chance in this bizarre game away for your entertainment." Basil answered.
"And why is that a bad thing?" Yumeko asked.
"First off, you're gonna lose your chance to get three million dollars and secondly...the audience's entertained by this, too, you know!" Chris was genuinely annoyed now.
Yumeko and Basil just looked towards Coachman basically scaring the shit of Uraraka by existing, Miko, who was holding a controller in her hand and also...Squirrel Girl, who was talking some words towards Mai Shiranui.
*Basil's confessional*
The mouse detective genuinely didn't want to eliminate anyone from his side aside from...
"Honestly, I'm more surprised that Yumeko's survived in spite of her gambling addiction and sociopathy, a combination that would actually cause problems anywhere, even here...but she does need to be voted out. And there's also Azula and that Mikasa lady and Crimson." He thought about the competition. "Just making sure that Coachman even gets eliminated is harder than you'd think."
The mouse detective.
*Confessional cut*
Yumeko stepped up to the plate, as the ravenhaired had one more in her...
...specifically one more crate carry that Scott couldn't even do.
"Bruh, how are you even so strong?!" Muscle Man yelled.
Yumeko could exactly carry it for twenty seconds.
"I genuinely don't know."
...
Tifa Lockhart had a dare for Crimson, who might have been pissed wearing an iconic purple dress from FF7...mostly because of the blues on the outfit because she respected the general style.
"I'd wear this, if this was black."
"Not everything has to be black, Crimson!" Mikasa shouted.
"I don't hate it, so it's fine."
"Okay, Crimson has a point!" Chris announced. "Of the game."
Mikasa and Crimson gave each other a thumbs up.
...
Samurai Jack had a dare set up for him, which was to be wrapped in some random-ass cloth, as the samurai guy still had his ridiculous set of skills that could actually help him out and it did...
...not stop him from using his own hands to escape the trap (even if it was the pre-timeskip samurai.) and his sword to cut it up.
"Thanks! I'm gonna burn 'em."
"...That seems weird." Samurai Jack commented honestly.
...
"No, no, no, let me do these! Because I did say it." Coachman declared over the whole team.
"Good luck to you, your game relies on it." Azula couldn't even hide her smile.
"She's right." Dante stated.
...
Coachman genuinely wanted to make sure he wasn't hated, which was why he balanced soup on his head...as he ironically hated it all...
...the balancing of the soup, not really the game itself and he thought about the way he played the game like a dumbass for a good while, essentially making Dante the cornerstone of his game.
"Oh, sh-crud, Coachman's got a second strike!" Chris announced. "Who knew it...besides a good chunk of his whole team!"
He just stared at himself and then smiling duo of Dante and Azula.
*Pinstripe's confessional*
The weasel could see the inevitable, feeling stupid for not warning a friend.
"I should have told him that it was some kind of stupid, but I would get roasted by him because those two combined make his brain mush. I'm not even saying anything, but I'd rather him stay in the game past this challenge rather than get baited by accident!" Pinstripe shouted. "Man, friends, you can't handle 'em properly."
*Confessional cut*
Speaking of second strikes, Mystique Sonia may have wanted to not slip on the floor that was the slipperiest that it could ever be, but she had to step on it with its butter covered surface.
It may have broken her legs, as the thing was frigging shining and her hat already took the first step.
"Yaksha, no!"
Her hat slipped and kept on rolling, it actually vomiting on the slippery set of tiles.
"EW NO! As long as there's vomit on the floor, I can't do it!"
"Alright, you got yourself a second strike!"
"You can't just clean it up?" Mystique Sonia asked incredulously.
"It took a bunch of interns five minutes to make it that slippery, I don't have that kind of time!" Chris announced, as Mystique Sonia huffed.
Lo and behold, the grip that the Fiery Foxes was still strong, but also...two contestants were on the verge of elimination at the same exact same time, so who knows what could happen next?
Aside from not taking two weeks to make.
To be continued in the final part of this episode, where finally, the most obvious candidate for elimination gets eliminated like they should...along with, like, four or five other people in the process.
Fiery Foxes: 27 dares.
FIRST STRIKES (FF): Rock, Mai Shiranui, Basil and Crimson
SECOND STRIKE (FF): Coachman & Mystique Sonia
Chill Capybaras: 22 dares.
FIRST STRIKE (CC): Tanya Degurechaff, Samus Aran, Scott Pilgrim, Kyo Kusanagi, Samurai Jack, Muscle Man and Reg
Anyways, I'm going to finish this fic for Pit for no reason at all and honestly, read Total Drama Island: Multiverse Edition, because while the start is ridiculously long and is kinda awkward, it gets much better even from the second episode onwards and like, I think the inspiration's better than the original (the thing you're reading)