Total Drama X: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 27: Nothing Personal...
Part 1: Fanfic-Mandated Battles
IT IS TIME TO FIGHT YOUR FRIENDS (or enemies) if that's genuinely okay with all of them, which there's 5 million on the line and all of them understand that they're deep into a weird competition.
So, it doesn't matter if they're okay with them, they're fighting their enemies or friends!
(For the record, the two returning campers put a wrench into today's elimination, so there ya go for progression!)
rip coachman, he was one of the villains of all time, unlike Morbius, who is one of the dead memes of all time. (Says Deadpool)
So I'm going to deal with the now 32 campers fighting each other!
Memeking: Man, thirty-two people at the merge, have you ever seen that before and honestly, as much as I get why Coachman gets away with it, he needed to be embarrassed in the previous episode!
1602jaw: That's kinda what I meant, I really wanted to embarrass him for one more go and strangely enough, Jack and Chris probably wanted to kill him! I'm glad you like the fact that Reg finally gets to make his own stride...and the fact that you're looking forward to this!
"Last time on Total Drama: Ultimate Islands, 36 campers went and dared each other to deal with the eliminated campers' dares...and some of their own dares as well and it was a lot of dares, a lot of pain and a lot of drama that was done in a few words!"
"Alliances didn't matter at this moment, as while Dante and Coachman were fighting like usual, the real winners, aside from those fiery foxes, were Terry and Deadpool, who took their dares like a champ! And honestly, I must have struck gold with the three strikes rule!"
"Yeah, Tails was the real surprise in this one with Mystique Sonia not being super surprising and Coachman predictably fell out of the challenge! He was sure one of the villains...couldn't even make it to the merge or yesterday's vote!"
"Speaking of the votes, the Capybaras lost for the last time, taking out the loudmouth Kyo, the samurai named Jack and another surprise in Samus! These guys know that it's the merge and none of them are playing around, no more teams with cute animals...but there's two surprises! Who's got the fight, who's got the sand and who's got the endurance?"
"I don't know, but that's what we're going to find out on TOTAL! DRAMA! ULTIMATE ISLANDS!"
On Boney Island, there had been a few challenges, a good chunk of the cast had seen it before, a third of them having seen it several times...
...but this time around, Total Drama: Ultimate Islands was on it.
Chris and Chef stood there with a broken sign that showed something important, but wherever that meant that _ and _ wasn't really there yet, as signs for the other 30 remaining campers were there yet.
For the record, the final intro ain't gonna be ready until Episode 28 because I don't want to spoil anything yet.
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Azula was just woken up, but Mista Wade gargling his own spit upon realising that he read the pre-chapter text.
"Did you feel the numbers go up a bit?" Deadpool asked.
"...No...I haven't." Azula dismissed him. "But what matters is that I will not hold back against you!"
"Sick, I feel the same way!"
There was going to be...a lot happening, this episode had 30 people all fighting for an absurd amount of money nevermind trying to make it to the finale, where they actually earn some kind of money.
And for some people, that hadn't changed that much of the competition with the plays that were on display and for others, their entire game was flipped on their hands with their robot arms.
"Hey, it's okay, he's not really dead. He's just not in the game anymore." Pit tried to comfort Reg, who was in misery. "Wait, did that sound right?"
"No, it didn't, Pit, you just reminded him of that thing. Actually, why haven't you been asking me?" Palutena asked, in quite the snotty mood.
"Oh no, Lady Palutena, it's like you've been written out or something!" Pit shouted, as Reg ignored him.
"It's okay, I have been down in the Abyss, I can handle worse..."
Reg put out a tear.
"...I just don't know how far I could really go."
Lowain joined the two of them.
"My man, you've gotta try anyway. No successful dude knows how they got there, yet they're in there making mad cash and you've got a whole set of stuff that Tails left you! Besides, you outlasted Coachman, Khun and Sol Badguy, while still being a good guy, so you should turn it up!" Lowain cheered on Reg. "...Eh, that good enough for you?"
Reg had a confident smile.
"Alright, gotta be with the meme-makers!"
"Good enough."
*Reg's strong confessional*
The robot kid was feeling real confident in his abilities.
"I just promised Riko that I wouldn't be back so soon after I left the abyss. Seven weeks later, I'm still here and beat Tails as well and you know, my luck could be much worse...and this weird game just keeps on going with my chances going down. Unless I do...something weird."
*Confessional cut*
In another area, for the first time, Dante and Bayonetta finally went at each other, as the meme-making trio of Joseph Joestar, Deadpool and Terry Bogard all had wild stories to share.
"Did you know about the time that I killed Drac?"
"THE DRACULA?" Terry just jumped up, as Joseph just looked real interested. "Are you just lying for-"
"No lies here, it was a weird fight and we went sword-to-sword, immortal dude-to-immortal dude, just for the sake of Shiklah...trust me, she would tell you the same thing!"
"...Uh, is she kinda like Dracula?" Terry had to ask, as Joseph was only listening.
"Nah, she's a succubus that I married and still married to this day." Deadpool honestly answered. "And yeah, my wife didn't take my BS!"
"I'll say...you married a succubus and you're both still married. Now that's something I've never seen before!" Joseph shouted, as Terry nodded.
"Hah, I love our bonds. Your wife literally tried to kill via possession, which I definitely have heard before in other comics...just not in JoJo."
"Hahaha, shut up."
These three were starting up their own alliance, as the witch and the demon hunter just looked at each other and shrugged, knowing that the challenge was some kind of poorly-disguised torture.
*Bayonetta's confessional*
The witch was still trying to not awkwardly fit.
"I'm not looking to make my stay in paradise hellish and consumed by the apparent rivals' magnet that is Dante, rather ironic for a witch, but he's clearly a bit of an idiot and technically not a ladies' man. It is more fun to deal with annoying men after all."
*Dante's confessional*
The white-haired demon hunter had a smirk.
"Can I say that while Bayonetta's not exactly my biggest rival, she's definitely the best rival for me, because she motivates me to kick some serious ass and I'm not tired on her and she's not on the same team as me..."
He dropped the smirk.
"...Can't say the same for my self-inflicted rival."
*Confessional cut*
While the 30 remaining campers, unknowingly enjoyed their last day on Pahkitew Island and some of them weren't at the Dock of Shame for the special announcement...
...other people were there out of sheer coincidence.
"WOOOOO, take that, old man! No offence to Pops or anything!"
Muscle Man spun his t-shirt, as Pinstripe just grimaced at him, Crimson and Mikasa all celebrating the elimination of yesterday's villain on the dock of shame.
Basil was actually taking the time to reminisce on what said villain had done to this game with the mobster with the tommy gun beside him.
"Bro, I can't believe it's over!"
"I can't believe that it is over either! Hopefully, he won't be coming back." Mikasa sighed in relief, ready to be Samus' strategic replacement.
"True." Crimson commented, knowingly putting her strong opinion out there. "Yet he will."
"I know, it's like ratings or some garbage."
"Also true." Crimson said.
*Crimson's confessional*
She just stared into the camera for a long time.
As she was deep in thought about Ennui and Loki the rabbit.
"Alliances are for people who can handle it and us two handled it. Coachman blew himself up." She flatly proclaimed.
*Confessional cut*
Pinstripe just sighed, as Basil was already speaking at length.
"The mere fact that he even helped to burn the voting booth means that he's a lunatic in more ways than one, because that kind of idea doesn't really improve his chances at the game or even do anything other than be some way to break the rules and force an elimination. It's so ridiculous, it's almost genius, really." Basil just ruminated on the surprisingly stupid move.
"...It's not, it's just really stupid. Wish I could've said that!" Pinstripe just answered, not in the mood.
"Yes, he really has been quite problematic this whole season and more importantly, do people even like him?"
"Yeah, I guess!"
Basil realised he didn't know what to really talk about with this crazy situation, as Pinstripe wasn't pleased with his friend being thrown under the bus...as these two just didn't want to talk to each other.
"...I would rather talk strategy and I would not like to talk with you."
"Fair point." Pinstripe flatly dismissed the mouse, who awkwardly skalked out of the situation.
Crimson and Mikasa didn't really care about each other, as Pinstripe and Muscle Man had the classic...
...a water bucket dropped on Pinstripe's head, somehow from a few miles away, as Muscle Man laughed.
"You know who else talks strategy?!"
Pinstripe couldn't see anything, but he could see the joke coming from a mile away.
"MY MOM!"
*Muscle Man's confessional*
He had a hilarious smile at the realisation.
"Bro, it's kinda crazy for how much evil stuff that he did, Coachman didn't have any strategy for a lot of this season. Like, he was being a supervillain without a plan except to win some money, hate Dante and have a good time...that's just evil me, though!" He just shouted.
*Confessional cut*
Okay, maybe talking about the bad man who left the game wasn't an good idea for a good chunk of the campers, because they were focused on the future of the game...that being Azula, Yumeko and Nicole somehow sitting together for the first time without getting any shady eyes from the people.
"30 people left and all it takes is one slip of a challenge to lose...which isn't really that surprising, a bunch of shows like this is all about crushing other people's dreams to get some money..."
Nicole ruminated on those thoughts.
"...And I'm not going to stop at that!"
"That's a good way to think of this competition, just a chance to stomp on the competition, proving that you're the best at...this ridiculous game." Azula stated. "And since there are no teams, we can just eliminate people."
"That I assume is because of their own mistakes." Nicole mumbled.
"Yeah, definitely, that should be it!" Yumeko said it more loudly.
Yumeko and Nicole weren't scared at all, as they had a good sense of what Azula might have been thinking about, with 25 challenges under their own belt.
"You three bring completely different skills to this season and thanks to Coachman essentially blowing himself up slowly, people somehow have forgotten that my alliance is essentially doing what he does except...less absurd." Azula stated. "Where's the other two?"
"You know what, I'm down with that!" Yumeko proclaimed. "And if I'm right, two more people are in this alliance...or one more."
"Honestly, it must be Lowain." Azula just got a far away look from Lowain.
And realised something.
"We kinda don't need Iori because he's quite the quitter and I hate those kind of people." Yumeko shrugged. "Even if he's a...is he a strategic player?"
Nicole and Azula obviously shook their heads.
"Exactly."
*Nicole's confessional*
The blue cat looked upwards and to the left with some kind of worry.
"I just want to make sure that I get a million dollars, especially with how the competition's going and how it is really freaking me out
*Confessional cut*
The three sword fighters had their great fight, as Tanjiro actually being on the defensive mostly so that Scott and Sokka didn't get pounded like crazy and even then, it was not the greatest of fights.
Scott was definitely getting swung on, Tanjiro being fast enough to read the ginger guy's wider swings and the quick swings not even budging the wholesome swordsman.
Scott Pilgrim even threw a pretty mean punch, but it still didn't hit Tanjiro and that was when Sokka came in to try his hand and doing some strong attacks, like swings that actually made Tanjiro second-guess, even if Sokka was swinging like he wanted to kill him.
"Calm down, it's not a serious fight!" Sokka shouted.
"But you asked!" Tanjiro replied earnestly.
Sokka was going into a serious flurry of sword swings, honestly hitting Tanjiro in some places, as Scott Pilgrim took a breather from the epic training that was the two blue-team swordies who just stopped.
"...I don't know if this is working." Sokka shrugged, dropping the sword.
"Oh, we've been at it for three hours." Tanjiro casually said.
"I know!" Sokka groaned. "I like training as much as the next guy, but...why are you a Waterbender with your sword?"
"It's because of my breathing technique...it's not real water."
"Yeah, sure, it's not real water." Sokka just laughed. "Wait..."
Tanjiro just looked at him like he was going through something.
"...can you teach me?"
"No, wait, I'm not even a master of it! And also, I'm 15!" Tanjiro was practically panic yelling.
*Scott Pilgrim's confessional*
The ginger-haired Canadian just shredded on some random guitar.
"Wow, I'm glad that I'm not like these two! I don't have special breathing or I'm cooler than Sokka, but they're cool...as friends!" He had to brag. "But I have no idea how to survive this season otherwise! Plus, I got a second chance!"
*Confessional cut*
While those two were just awkwardly shouting over Water Breathing, Scott Pilgrim just took some time to relax and take it easy, sure that the two of them wouldn't look at him for that situation...since he felt weird about fighting with two real swordfighters.
Unsurprisingly, they looked at him.
"Uh, I don't want whatever Tanjiro has! But where we do we sleep?" Scott asked.
"He did say that we're in the same room together-" Sokka definitely heard the swings of a ball and chain. "-and that-"
Another serious swing was heard.
...
"WHAT WAS THAT?!" Tanjiro screamed.
"It's definitely Chris...probably a supervillain in his off-time!" Scott remarked.
Everyone noticed that Chef was just swinging down on a massive crate that didn't even budge from his swings, as they all stopped whatever they did to see that the crate wasn't breaking down.
"Uh, do you need some help?" Squirrel Girl asked. "You know because your job is genuinely hard?"
"Yeah, no shit, it's hard-" Bayonetta remarked.
"Shut up, you all!"
Chef made everyone silent.
"Y'all don't really know what I'm doing?"
Dante and Bayonetta just chuckled, as Lowain and Joseph just had a dumb smile and the rest of them wondered what kind of legally distinct torture they were going to get through.
"...I understand." Tanjiro just answered...
...letting Chef Hatchet open up the crate to reveal one thing that was very important to them, considering the fact that it contained two more people who didn't exactly like to be shoved into boxes.
"AHHHHHH!" Tanjiro shouted.
Sandy Cheeks was taken aback by the fact that someone wasn't there.
"I thought that Kyo guy wasn't there." Sandy asked. "But hello, everybody, I'm back in the competition and I'm going that Texan energy into this final merge situation!"
Sandy Cheeks wore her water survival outfit.
"Oh, you're the talking squirrel lady from the other team." Tanjiro noticed. "Nice to compete with you again."
"I'm not gonna be nice back." Sandy stated, shaking the demon slayer's hand in respect.
And the other guy some people definitely recognised.
"Reigen Arataka, apparently the 21st century's greatest psychic." Bayonetta shrugged. "Even if your student really is the psychic."
A scruffy Japanese guy with light brown hair and a grey business suit with white shirt and a pink tie came back into the competition, standing up and looking at Chef Hatchet.
"Chef Hatchet, did you know that-"
"I know you're a fake psychic."
Reigen was taken aback by Chef's presence.
"-Look, look, I can tell you one thing about you that I don't know right now-"
Chris McLean, in his usual shitty fashion, was taking a good drink while the ramifications of returning two more contestants to a challenge where those two would make some serious upsets and Chef Hatchet just sighed.
"Actually, this is the best to announce this since you all are so mad over the return of these two guys!"
Sandy Cheeks was pointing to herself.
"...Sandy Cheeks, the squirrel that cost her team the win in the second awakethon...and then got eliminated seven episodes later, still salty about Kyo's accidental sabotage!"
Reigen fixed his tie.
"...And Reigen, the 21st century's greatest psychic, who despite not really doing anything bad, got eliminated like...eighteen episodes ago! Maybe some people though he was phony or that he sucked."
Reigen just pointed to the confused crowd of campers.
"Yeah, those two are in with you 30 campers, one of you joined late and one of you is still in from your return in the first merge! Meaning that there's 32 of you...and that's it!"
"That's it?" Reigen asked. "Shouldn't there be a-"
"Nope, nothing else is gonna be announced! Just make sure that you guys are prepared for tomorrow's challenge!"
"I'm pretty sure that we're already prepared." Reg stated with confidence.
"...Dude, I'm being serious. Be prepared and make sure, you eat well!"
Chris did the classic laugh that showed he was about to throw these guys a new one, as the 32 campers weren't excited for the next challenge.
*Sandy's confessional*
"While I've been up at the Hotel of Losers or Island of Losers, I've seen some serious stuff go on inside the competition itself and alliances that haven't been revealed yet."
The brown squirrel just sighed.
"Darn...those two alliances are kinda evil, so it won't be an easy ride, Spongebob, Patrick and the rest of y'all cheering me on down in Bikini Botttom!"
She looked towards the camera seriously.
"Kyo, sorry for blaming you, but you did mess up in the last challenge."
*Reigen's confessional*
"So, you guys back at home have been wondering how I'm going to deal with two alliances that hold all of the power...that's a good question, but as a psychic, I would rather not reveal my strategy! Also, I can predict the future like how Azula's alliance will be revealed soon." Reigen answered the question with poise and confidence.
And then he looked down into his pocket.
And found nothing.
"Yes, I have nothing in my pocket, so I'll rely on my own skills as a psychic!"
*Reg's confessional*
He had quite the serious look.
"If there was anything that Tails, Riko and a few other people that were on the same team as me wanted me to do, is to be my best self and use my laser cannon! But none of these guys are slouches either, so I really should be careful." He answered.
*Confessional cut*
Sandy and Reigen were both back in the competition for better and for worse, in the "dinner meal" that felt like old times, including the awkward rivals.
"Wow, I forgot how bad it tasted." Sandy remarked, eating up the gruel.
"Well...yeah." Tanjiro added onto the sentiment. "But it could be wor-"
These two ducked a knife from Chef Hatchet, who was used to the schtick at this point and while those two had their first conversation in probably ever, familiar conversations were happening on the other end.
Mostly because they were on the same team.
"Fellas, are you interested in a little conversation?" Reigen asked.
"...Not really, but you can go ask the squirrel and the wholesome samurai, who are talking it up over." Bayonetta suggested. "Or at the very least, when you can stop pulling your scam."
"It's not a scam, he predict that I would be in trouble!" Lowain shouted, defending his fellow Swordfish from a while ago.
"...That's not hard to figure out."
"Believe it or not, not everyone lives and breathes this competition 24/7 or at the very least study how Total Drama works...which I definitely did." Reigen remarked.
"Bro, what else are you gonna do other than look at chicks, smash your opposition or wonder about how big your game would be if you didn't get eliminated!" Lowain remarked, seeing that Reigen's expression was...
...not pleased, to say the least.
"And now you're back in the game, big man!"
"Yeah...you don't get chances like that every day." Reigen remarked. "I really intend to make use of it."
"You should, because your butt's going to be hunted like crazy." Lowain stated, as Bayonetta just looked off into the eyes of a certain demon hunter.
...Mostly because he was trying to party at this stage in the competition.
*Lowain's confessional*
The blonde cook just chuckled.
"Even at the final merge, we got to have some time to party, especially when I can sense that Chris is about to put us to sleep and force us to go through another challenge of pain. That's the opposite of a party, kinda like a…swingy torture chamber with extra pizazz or something…maybe Deadpool's just crazy!"
*Confessional cut*
Aside from the cook's ramble, there was one thing that was very apparent that was coming from the food.
"Honestly, this doesn't taste as bad as many of the dishes that were served up…something must be wrong." Basil stated. "If I get my chemistry set out-"
"There's no way that this isn't sleep powder!" Dante shouted, practically interrupting the mouse.
"What do you mean sleep powder, you're not exactly a chemist or even a science man!"
"...This is Chris McLean, he's going to get predictable eventually."
The mouse and the demon hunter had looked at each other.
*Basil's confessional*
The mouse was looking at the competition in a book.
"Do not get me wrong, I am fairly grateful for Dante being able to eliminate Coachman by accidentally exploiting this man's hubris and abilities, but his personality is quite obnoxious and much more importantly, he's practically tied with Bayonetta in many ways, so…somehow I convinced myself to ally with Dante, the man who I should be voting for."
*Confessional cut*
The 32 campers had someone be right about one thing, as Basil noticed that Reg and Reigen were already asleep on the tables
That food was filled with sleeping powder, as Dante just grinned.
"Jackpot!" Dante proclaimed.
"...Well, that is-well, that was-" Basil tried to make up an excuse.
"Hehe, I knew it! Woo, I'm feeling a bit woozy…"
"Just don't forget, you guys, it's going to be some kind of painful challenge…maybe even the fanfic classic of fighting your homies in order to win!" Deadpool shouted. "Ahh, I'm going to take a nap."
He bonked his own head and still slept soundly.
*Dante's confessional*
The demon hunter was fighting with the power of the slumber.
"Aside from Bayo, Tanjiro and a few other powerful people, there's no one quite like me left in this season and if I win, I'm going to…do something with it, maybe the pizza party first than a…whole thing!"
And the slumber won, as he fell onto his chest, asleep.
*Confessional cut*
For anyone that didn't want to be on Boney Island, they were going to get quite a surprise of disappointment and pain…over the next three weeks for the final stage of the competition, as while their stuff and the beds couldn't feel any emotion…
…someone was going to scream-
"OH MY GOSH, WE'RE BACK HERE AGAIN?!" Pit screamed. "NOT THIS ISLAND AGAIN!"
"Geez, keep it down, I was trying to watch Spider-Verse for the 40th time and also trying to promote my own movie in my dreams! Also, yeah, Boney Island!"
These two weren't the only guys that were stuck inside the same cabins that were transplanted to Boney Island…in fact all of the guys were in beds, stuck in this dangerous island.
"What movie?" Pit asked.
"The one with my name in it."
Pit just heard that…nearly everyone had left.
"No way, we're late to the next challenge!" Tanjiro just got up with hesitation.
"Oh shit, that too!" Deadpool shouted.
There was a giant platform, some small walls and two massive words that Deadpool just laughed at until Chris shut him up.
"MERGE MAYHEM?!"
"Welcome back to Boney Island, your guy's home island that you people should know by now and more importantly, it is where the rest of the competition will be taking place! So be prepared for some dangerous challenges on a dangerous island and yes, you guys are well-rested.
Deadpool was skipping like a schoolgirl.
"But it's five in the morning, how can we be-" Sandy angrily asked.
"So many questions, so little time for an awesome simple challenge about fighting…specifically a tournament of fighting to prove who's the strongest, the best, the…"
Deadpool was one squeal away from pissing Chris off.
"...the Deadpool-iest in you guys! And all you guys have to do is knock the opponent over the fence…kinda like a little wrestling and like wrestling, if you can't throw a punch…"
Chef Hatchet just carried a massive box of technically legal weapons with axes, swords, Ore Clubs, baseball bats, bars of fire and chairs just for more "fun."
"...you got your weapon to swing at your friends and enemies! Yeah, this is a little bit like wrestling, so don't be afraid to show a little bit of personality if you're going to knock some heads off! The winner of this thing gains the power vote, the modern classic!"
Many hushed whispers were heard around the general.
"The top 8 are immune from any vote by the way and yes, three people are still going to be sent home and luckily, you've got my words and Chef's words to bring even more pain, you guys! For the record, you could still get four million for the win, so I don't want to see any of you back out!"
"How do we even do that, we're essentially stuck here!" Nicole screamed.
"Figure that out, Nicole and figure out how to put that energy into beating your worst enemy into a pulp! But you're not going to figure out a way of quitting!"
Nicole just huffed, as Yumeko was starting to get real tired of the main host's wacky wild challenges...along with the rest of the campers.
"First place gets to send someone home, seven other dudes can't get hit by it and the rest better stay on the winner's good side! So, how about to we get that first match started?"
"Hold up, who's going to-" Deadpool finally managed to get cut off by Chris.
"Alright, alright, patience, dudes! We're sorted that out...do you want Deadpool vs Tanya in today's MERGE MAYHEM!"
Round 1 - B1: Wade Wilson vs Tanya von Degurechaff
Deadpool kinda grinned under the mask, as Tanya grimaced.
Chef Hatchet just gruffed, as even in this kind of show, someone had to be complete fodder with Deadpool just swinging around his two katanas, an Ore Club and an Home Run Bat within them.
"So, what I even supposed to do?" Tanya asked, still holding her gun that didn't kill.
"Implore the readers to skip a paragraph, because this is a wash." Deadpool spun his swords. "You want to see me spinnin' some swords, because I'm spinning them!"
"Shut up!"
Tanya may have shot a magic-boosted blank thanks to the power of a god that she cursed, but it only made a hole in Deadpool's torso and when you're immortal, you're okay with having a few holes in ya.
And it healed slowly.
"Look, I may not have wanted to pray to a god, but...oh lord, today, I..."
Deadpool was real interested in the prayer that Tanya pulled out, straight out of Matthew 6:9 even...and the second shot was still much stronger with her laser gun and hilariously, it went through the same hole.
"May God have mercy on you because you got just rolled by Chris! Anyways, do you want to be thrown-"
Tanya was still carrying the laser gun like it was her lifeline...which wasn't too far off from the truth, as Deadpool was pretty much dancing towards the child soldier and in the end-
"-Look, you could just said yes because none of the people who'll have the power vote will vote for you! Plus, you're a tiny badass!" Deadpool shouted, just snatching her up. "It's a not question any more!"
"WHA-"
"Well, Deadpool, despite interrupting my rousing speech, got a free win today!" Chris announced. "In a kinda boring match, so...since there's a bunch of people in Round 1 that...suck at fighting, so let's just skip to the fun parts!"
Round 1 - B6: Reigen vs Reg
The psychic adult versus the cyborg stuck in a giant hole.
The scam artist versus the first friend that Riko made.
The oddly inspiring faker versus the realist child of The Abyss.
"Get to the fight already!"
"Who the heck are you talking to, Deadpool?!" Reigen shouted, preparing a plan to deal with a stretchy arm boy.
Reg definitely didn't want to use a laser, but he was definitely aiming to throw Reigen off his own game, even getting a sidewinder slap from a few metres away that worked to do just that.
Mostly because some salt and a whole Ore Club dropped out of his pocket just to be sure.
"Okay, I've tried fighting honest, but now I'll use this!" Reigen just picked it up like it was nothing.
"That's great...I'm just not in the mood!" Reg remarked, nervously smiling.
Reigen just swung the Ore Club like a baseball bat, which just threw up a lot of tornados and they were enough to cover a not insignficant part of the battlefield, causing Reg to be swept up in the wind cannon and the psychic just stared at Reg, who was still trying to not use the laser and still in the battlefield...
...but just about.
"I'm going to predice where you're going to go-"
Reigen basically got kicked in the face by Reg, who was getting tired of his chicanery...and then the robot kid had the Ore Club, which led to a very predictable result.
"And even if Reigen took this kid to the edge, one tornado and he goes crashing down!" Chris announced. "Wow, that's embarassing, dude!"
"Come on, Chris, he tried really hard! Give him some credit." Reg wanted to compliment Reigen.
"Yes, my efforts didn't turn up great, but it is a work in progress." Reigen remarked. "Anyways, do you want a-"
"-another fight of the returning players? Yes, please! We got Sandy against Mai Shiranui, a battle of the ladies that do a little fighting!" Chris announced, making Reigen feel burnt. "Eh, let's go!"
"But what about my-"
"Look, dude, you had a good fight."
Round 1 - B7: Sandy Cheeks vs Mai Shiranui
Reigen just got casually deflected by an frowning Chris, the two ladies that were hearing these interactions just scoffing at the desperation and these two were finally ready to show their moves in their best costumes, Mai going for her kunoichi look that got many eyes on her and Sandy basically had the Kill Bill ripoff.
"Y'all know that we don't do that in Texas! Lighting yourself on fire!" Sandy declared.
"If I asked them, I bet that they would like that to light themselves up and be totally fine...like me!"
The talk was pure trash, as the first strike was coming off strong on both sides, the ninja girl and the science squirrel practically smacking each other in the face.
...Which would somewhat describe the next few minutes of the fight even with the special moves that were being pulled.
Sandy managed to do a sideway chop combo straight into a straight kick, that being positioned kinda close to the center, sent the fiery ninja a fair distance and her offense wasn't done in that moment.
Sure, Mai was still standing strong, but the squirrel's movement was just inching way closer to the ninja with the simple 'ol run and even a leaping kick that was a step too far.
Mostly because Mai Shiranui practiced her arts to a tee and partially because, Sandy Cheeks got the cartwheel into the hottest shoulder check of her life (the Chou Hissatsu Shinobi Bachi for the gamers out there)
Believe it or not, it may have burnt her and hurt, but it only burnt her spirit up, getting up slowly to see quite a sight.
Mai practically jumped off an nonexistent wall to dive down onto the squirrel and somehow, someway.
Sandy read it and brung the meanest hit to her jaw.
Mai basically threw two fans, Sandy basically kicking them for the distraction to work and ensure her victory.
Too bad, Mai went for the cartwheel, flying shoulder check combo...and into some more moves like Ryuuenbuu (a belt whip with heat that Uncle Freeman would be pay for) and right into the wall dive that was read before...
...and hit perfectly and more importantly, sent Sandy Cheeks off her game.
"Oh no, Sandy Cheeks got sent to the elimination station...just like Reigen and yeah, there's still a lot of dumb fights to take care of, but like Tanya, Rock, Pinstripe, Reigen's returning butt and Crimson, they ain't getting immunity!"
Chris just laughed.
"Uh, it's genuinely something when this part gets cut off because these fights are getting personal and serious! And to be honest, everyone likes a little pain, sweat and tears in the ring, so come back after the break!"
He forgot that it was on streamin services, a bit too late.
"OH SH-"
To be continued in the second part, where's only beatdowns, fights and more hands being thrown than there ever was before (in this season, anyways).
That might not even be true, but the beatdowns are real with other fights of Rounds 1, 2 and 3 in the process, since some campers haven't done shit in this season so far and others already have their time in the spotlight!
Put it this way, Mai and Deadpool for the first kind, Pinstripe and Rock for the second kind and I should really work on relationship!