Total Drama X: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 27: Nothing Personal...
Part 3: Taking a Kick (for the win)
It is that time for more frequent chapters of Ultimate Islands, since I really have been slacking for the past two or so weeks on dealing with Part 2 and if you're reading this, this hopefully should age like fine wine...not like unfine wine!
Potential power vote holders:
Bayonetta (Bayonetta 2 specifically)
Dante (Devil May Cry V)
Young Joseph Joestar (JoJo: Battle Tendency)
Nicole Watterson (The Amazing World of Gumball)
Mai Shiranui (Fatal Fury)
Mikasa Ackermann (Attack on Titan)
Still immune, but have no chance for a power vote:
Tanjiro Kamado (Demon Slayer)
Miko Kubota (Glitch Techs)
Up for elimination:
Azula (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
Cassie Cage (Mortal Kombat)
Crimson (Ridonculous Race finally gets equalised)
Doreen Green AKA Squirrel Girl (Marvel)
Kugisaki Nobara (Jujutsu Kaisen)
Ochako Uraraka (My Hero Academia)
Ryuko Matoi (Kill la Kill)
Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob Squarepants, returnee)
Tanya Degurechaff (Saga of Tanya The Evil)
Yumeko Jabami (Kakegurui)
Basil of Baker Street (The Great Mouse Detective)
Deadpool AKA Wade Wilson (Marvel)
The Heavy (does he need a name or something?, Team Fortress 2)
Iori Yagami (King of Fighters)
Lowain (Granblue Fantasy)
Muscle Man AKA Mitch (Regular Show)
Rock (Ridonculous Race)
Reg (Made in Abyss)
Reigen Arataka (Mob Psycho 100, returnee)
Pit (Kid Icarus)
Pinstripe Potoroo (Crash Bandicoot)
Scott Pilgrim (...vs. The World)
Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
Terry Bogard (Fatal Fury)
MidnightSavvy: …Wait, you won't read this, so just enjoy the story!
Memeking: Yeah, the six remaining fighters have some ridiculous power contained their own fists and even Mikasa and Nicole are relatively weak compared to peeps like Bayo and Dante…doesn't mean there won't be a surprise or two in here!
Miko and Tanjiro were plainly worn out on the battle challenge, even if they were both watching it for stuff that could be implemented into the actual challenge and Lowain was nervously playing some mad poker with Yumeko...
...of which the former two felt the odd energy of said poker match.
Like what was about to go down with.
"We never left since we're streaming or...we're back with more stuff in the ring! Whatever Mikasa and Nicole have against each other, it's going to be settled with random stuff!"
Mikasa was very mad, though you couldn't really tell and Nicole's fists felt the power of an alliance, the pent-up anger of dealing with three kids and one husband and the competitiveness to upset the Titan Slayer.
"Your loss is yours!" Mikasa pointed her blade towards the cat mother.
"Good words to live by..."
These two gauged each other for whatever move they were going to do next, slightly moving towards the edge of the ring to see what they were about to pull.
Nicole just went in for a good run, as Mikasa side-stepped to the left with her two blades, seeing that the jump kick was bound to be forceful and stupid and indeed...
...it was not a jump kick, since Nicole wasn't about to let her mother not be dissapointed, coming in close and just stopping there to throw out a strong punch towards Mikasa.
The slayer blocked it with the blades, as Mikasa wasn't about to get hit with another side kick that was balanced and almost opened her up, the black-haired slayer getting herself to release the blades...
..in order to try to find a counterattack, fully turning around rather quickly and awkwardly to get behind Nicole, who couldn't really see it.
Mikasa swung the blades and due to raw anger, Nicole just grabbed them as they were swung.
Didn't meant that it wasn't equal, as the two of them were fighting over the replica Titan blades and neither of them had the upper hand at the moment, both of them still grappling the blades.
Mikasa obviously took the blades back, as Nicole got thrown backwards right back in her side of the ring and overall...it was genuinely neutral with Nicole prepared to have her move into her side of the ring.
With the classic...
"Come on, slayer!" Nicole declared, seeing Mikasa moving towards her,
And then Nicole saw that Mikasa flanked with her blades out and she pulled out the ultimate move to disarm any dual-wielder, almost of nowhere.
Those two strong kicks put the titan blades out of the ring...right into the water, as the replicas were gone and the ladies were finally fighting hand-to-hand, Nicole's karate skills putting Mikasa's raw punches in a serious disadvantage.
Mikasa has slain much bigger enemies without fail and has fought strong people with her own bare hands, but Nicole's time in the school of life meant that she had the more powerful punch.
Literally, too, as Mikasa flew out of the ring with that well-timed punch.
"Hey, look at that, Nicole has beaten Mikasa! Can't believe that the power of mom beat military training and yeah, Nicole's still in! Finally, will Dante go easy on Mai?"
Dante scoffed in the seats, as Mai Shiranui looked at his casualness and tried to figure out a weakness to his style.
"Doubt it, but this'll be fun to watch!"
Some time later, the demon-hunting demon and the very Japanese ninja lady were in the ring and one of them was a bit nervous about getting beat down by a dude with white hair.
"Nippon ichi! Are you ready to get turned into pizza dough?"
"Well, I should be asking you that! It's gonna look like a meat feast!"
With the terrible pizza-related puns, the fight started in earnest and Mai Shiranui knew that Dante was about to let her have the first hit...and she really put in that effort to throw the fiery fans.
By the way, Dante was just doing a very casual stance.
*Mai's confessional*
The ninja put on a brave face.
"Okay, Andy, Ryo, Yuri and King, I don't know how to deal with this guy who think he's cool, but I'll figure out for the women and for the people who got smashed up by this dude! I just have to...do something!"
Her unconfidence was apparent.
*Nicole's confessional*
The blue cat looked serious.
"Honestly, seeing Dante fight made me think that he has a lot of tricks and then pulling out that stance means that something is up...for my sake, I think he has a weakness!"
*Confessional cut*
Deadpool just had a look of fear, as did Pit for some reason.
"I've seen this before...Mai's toast." Deadpool's arms were back. "For good, baby!"
"Uh, Chris wouldn't like someone to be killed, so it's not happening!" Pit shouted. "Also, I'm pretty sure that my lady actually wants me to hang out with her."
Dante kept some epic sword from the box, as Mai prepared to have a very serious fight with the guy that was practically pizza-addicted and she used her ninja techniques to basically mislead the demon hunter with the flaming fans and a flying drop to get on top of Dante.
Quite literally, too, as she was on top of him and tried to do a flip and flipped herself out.
"Did you just take those on the chin without missing it?!" Mai screamed in surprise.
Mai wisely stepped back, before doing the flaming shoulder charge that...barely worked at all, as Dante felt a little flamed.
"Oh my god, I forgot how strong you are sometimes because you're not showing me that at the moment!" Mai shouted.
"Trust me, you don't want to know the answer. You better figure out the weakness real quick."
"The Shiranui arts are going to figure that out and shut your mouth, too!"
Mai was ready to ninja it out, doing Ryuu Enbu to get Dante to stop dodging and...a whole other bunch of punches and kicks that were as fast as they weren't hitting Dante and honestly, Mai even mixed the demon hunter up and actually managed to do the backflip grab and jumped off Dante...
...to do the butt slam.
"Finally, it's over-"
Dante just stood back up.
"Nice butt."
Mai's fire just got a lot hotter, as she ran in to bring some fire around her to try and hit Dante and the demon hunter just stand real close to the fire.
"Uh, Mai Shiranui just lit herself on fire and Dante just dodges it like he's cooking some steak! Nice, though, this is close, right?" Chris announced. "Chef, you got anything to say?"
"Where's the stupid powerful attack that does stupid stuff 'cause Dante's not playing 'round no more!" Chef announced, seeing Mai got the chair to her own face
"...Shut up, Chef, please."
...
...
...Dante also had a chair that almost knocked Mai out.
,...
...
...somehow, that chair ended the combo without missing a beat and also sent Mai out.
"Wow, Chris doesn't skip out on the beating power of these things!"
"And Dante wins to get himself into the semis with the ninja down for the count! And somehow not knocked out!"
Dante stood there.
Bayonetta just rolled her eyes at the demon hunter.
Nicole realised that she was about to get whooped by Joseph, who had a serious smile in his face.
"Welcome to the semi-finals, guys and no, this thing is entirely random and yes, it is very fair! The ring is a bit different, the weapons are different and Total Drama only has the most random stuff as weapons...for the powers!" Chris was on the mic.
"First up, it's once again the battle of the ladies with Bayonetta vs Nicole for that power vote!"
Bayonetta danced right into the ring, as Nicole realised that she needed to pull some ridiculous stuff to not get beaten by a witch and she took a deep breath to figure the strategy to deal with...
"As someone who has been a mother of sorts, I can relate to the feeling of dealing with parents that want to destroy the world." Bayonetta answered. "More importantly, my mother-hood isn't really to be disupted with."
"My parents were disappointed with me, they'll never stop being disappointed and...wait, did yours want to destroy the world?" Nicole asked, as Bayonetta confidently nodded.
"Well, daddy did and I killed him...for obvious reasons! Also, I parented myself."
"...That's sad-"
"Trust me, I parented my past self...for some weird reasons that you don't get to know!"
"WE WERE ON THE SAME TEAM!"
Nicole's battle shout couldn't be stopped by anything and she came in with the strongest punch that she could, as Bayonetta just shrugged at the cat mom's strongest punch.
She dodged real fast, being all in Witch Time and honestly, Nicole was surprisingly good with dealing with Bayonetta's apparent speed with more than a few punches making their own mark once Witch Time was up.
Though it was weird that she dropped it willingly and uh-
"What is your problem?!" Nicole put the force into her kick. "What is your deal!"
"Well, you might be in an alliance." Bayonetta suggested.
Bayonetta genuinely got Nicole to just throw some wild shots and uh-
-several fists were hitting without trouble and that was nothing to deal with the giant demon heeled foot to shake Nicole's foundation, meaning that she started off an crazy combo.
...A ridiculous combo that involved a bounce to Nicole's torso and not stopping with just that and honestly, that was only half of it.
It ended with Bayo on the platform, metaphorically stomping on Nicole with the demon foot, as Nicole leaped up in anger.
"...Man, that was a battle for the semi-finals and honestly, the battle of the dudes isn't going to be that much better than all of that, 'cause we got Dante and Joseph, someone would say that-"
"-they're the same dude in totally different situations!" Lowain consistently interrupted Chris, as the host was mad.
"-if they wanted to get eliminated, but that's not happening!"
Lowain just shrugged, as Yumeko just smiled.
Joseph and Dante just smashed into each other to make each other their first funny one-liner.
"Buddy, are you going to be a married man that likes the witch?" Dante asked.
"I'm going to ask you...did you just mess up your chance to get the witch?" Joseph asked right back without an answer.
"Yeah and you didn't answer."
"No, she's just too big-headed."
*Joseph's confessional*
"The things I would to do her if I wasn't married...like improve my Hamon skills because she just smashed the hell out of everybody over here! And Dante's...uh..."
The hamon user was thinking about
"...fuck, I can't do the Joestar secret technique, because that would stupid. Time to get creative, man!"
He was grinning.
*Confessional cut*
Joseph actually had a ton of things that he could use his own Hamon on, having a bunch of wooden stuff to put that shit in there...like the wooden plank that was suddenly sharp, as Dante was in a fighting mood.
"Hamon's a crazy power, man, you could do anything with it." Dante complimented Joseph with a smirk. "You've probably seen my crazy power!"
Dante just spun his sword around to flex on Joseph, who was just chucking a little something with Hamon power around to other things that weren't the sword just yet.
Joseph...had showmanship on his hands, his hands basically dancing around his own face for some epic tricks of his own, as Dante just kept watch for the magic trick.
The real magic trick was actually happening right behind the demon hunter, who was just swinging at the still smirking Joseph, who had prepared the classic move that got him a hit.
The flying clacker that spun in the air and flung itself towards the demon hunter, who got his hand beaten up by said clacker.
"Okay, enough stage tricks! I got sword tricks!"
"Wait, what-"
Joseph managed to get a serious kick to the face, as the sword attacks that finally strung together into making one of his famous combos, that he watched several times in a row...and genuinely, Joseph was trying to escape the combos. using his Hamon to bounce Dante off with the effect of Joseph...
...basically trying to stay on the ring and on the ring, the Pillar Men killer was literally standing on the ropes and bounced a Hamon-boosted plank of wood towards Dante.
Dante cut it through, as Joseph came in to do the classic ORA-ORA...literally speeding right into the space of the demon hunter, but Dante then started his own thing.
Even doing the sword breakdance along with a dropkick to end all dropkicks.
"And turning a close match into a not so close one, Dante wins easily with style and pinneapple pizza! Not olives, apparently."
"Fuck olives, obviously." Dante remarked. "Joseph, you're quite the cool man!"
"I am definitely a cool man!" Joseph shouted. "Says a cool man."
"Still can't believe there's no drama."
Dante and Joseph were the duo that did their business together, as they both shook each other's hand in respect for obvious reasons.
*Lowain's confessional*
The blonde cook was in...a situation.
"Do you think that there's a thing called too much gamble, guys...because Yumeko's all about the gamble and going to be stupid! Like backflipping, bros at home!"
He sighed.
"Kat ain't crazy at all, unlike my kinda awesome girlfriend! I feel like I'm living in a world of fever dreams and epic competition!"
His grin couldn't be determined.
*Confessional cut*
Yumeko, Heavy, Reigen and Lowain were all playing a game of poker while the final main fight was just waited on for the right lighting, as the other campers were taking a look at what would a battle between the most powerful contestants and some were taking that discussion in a different direction thanks to their alliance connections.
"I'm going to be honest, the fact that these two were once in the same mega-alliance is kinda insane." Deadpool dropped. "For the record, said alliance was there to put down Coachman, who isn't here right here!"
"Can we just not mention him for one challenge? Those two being in the same super-alliance isn't really wild...but Bayonetta's definitely going to be in one or make her own." Pit answered.
"True...wait, how would you know?"
"Just the way she acts, she acts like she's got an epic plan!"
Squirrel Girl and Nobara just laughed at that commented, as the other people were noticing those comments, especially some other contestants that were in an alliance themselves.
*Muscle Man's confessional*
The green-haired man was in a good mood.
"Look, it's time that this alliance needs a badass touch, which I'm bringing! And the witch lady's real smart, so if we get her into that alliance, there's no way that I'm getting into Top 8 because this alliance is gonna drop some people!"
*Confessional cut*
The witch was looking oddly serious for a reality show match, as opposed to Dante ready to be a stand-up comedian with him walking out in a very calm yet jovial fashion.
Bayonetta was walking in like she had nothing else to do, even if she was annoyed by her opponent's dudebro-esque attitude.
"By the way, babe, tell me your gun secrets because you never know when demons will rise up!" Dante remarked. "Win or lose."
"That is true, though you should stop calling me babe and maybe only in an alliance, I will tell you."
"Not in an alliance, not ever going to be in one again!"
"That's good because you won't need it."
These two were about to have the fight of their lives, dropping each other questionable one-liners that kinda sucked and looking at each other with the intent to take that power vote and shove it down their throat.
"Ladies, gentlemen and the thosuand squirrels that should get off the bleachers, welcome to the end of the Battle For Elimination and Power, because that's what this is!" Chris announced. "So far, Joseph, Nicole, Tanjiro, Mai, Miko and Mikasa all earned themselves immunity, but only one man can have all that power!"
The girls were offended.
"Specifically, a witch or a demon and first up, we've got the witch that's strategising quietly...and dancing for real, BAYONETTA!"
The witch did her dance, as it was a long one and she was already on the ring.
"And second up, we've got the man who took down Coachman aka Barker and turning his opponent into his rival of the day and fights as cool as he doesn't strategise...DANTE!"
Dante did another famous MJ dance, doing the moonwalk right into the camera's own view and then keeping his hand over his private area, he was moving like the man himself.
rip michael jackson.
"Yo." Dante pointing towards the crowd.
Chris let the Chef with a sparkling dress on the mic.
"Listen here, I want to see some clean fighting by your standards, ain't no-one going to be dead, just people wishing that they were buried!" Chef Hatchet shouted, using a mic that came out of the ground. "Knock 'em out!"
Dante had the hat and the scarf, just watching his new rival get ready.
Bayonetta just took her hat off, forming her witch suit under her pristine white dress...for obvious reasons and that dress was...taken off once she got her suit on.
"Oh, man, this is gonna be hype! Two competing series of games, two people of action and two people who probably have more one liners than ever, wonder how this is gonna go down!" Deadpool was practically the third commentor. "Pit."
"Bayo, 100%! Trust me on that!" Pit shouted like he had seen things.
These two ran into each other's personal space, neither of them having guns and one having the sword, poking it right into Bayonetta's personal space...which missed.
The other one had her hair and she definitely punched Dante...
...several times in a row, but the demon hunter just got bounced a bit.
Dante jumped back to see that Bayonetta was literally walking towards him, seeing an opportunity for an epic combo of epic porportions and his sword really went through...
...a bunch of bats that weren't there before.
Said bats turned Bayonetta literally snatching him from the back and exposing the height differential and throwing him towards the edge of the ring, of which they were not that close to.
That being said Dante dashed out of the way of the incoming...something, as she had something cooking, that being the slide kick that crept up on him and right into one of her combo.
A Witch Twist, a few deadly kicks and a whole divekick to the face later, Dante was on the edge and he was far from out, trying to figure out what Bayo was going to do next.
What was next was that Dante actually caught her and...he kinda got into the swing of things, attacking with a lot of sword stabs, several of which were sharp and thanks to being fast, she had almost no time to do either defensive options.
You would've think that it would have taken like twenty seconds to do that, but it was only fifteen seconds, which was a lot shorter than you'd think, as Dante was doing what Bayo did...
...but with a sword and honestly, it was the last time he got the advantage mostly because Bayonetta was on the ropes.
"You're not too bad in the ring, but you're just not good enough!"
Bayonetta then summoned a fist almost out of nowhere, fast enough for Dante to try and dodge and get thrown completely off-balance, but of...
...the demon hunter may have gotten himself back onto the ropes, but he was about to get the stomp and his sword definitely held its ground against the foot.
The problem was that the foot forced Rebellion down...and Dante with it onto the ropes and the foot didn't stop until Dante just got crushed by said ropes...and Dante just got back on.
"How's that for good enough?" Dante asked.
"Good enough, then!"
Bayonetta praise was the set-up to a punchline.
A demon punch that didn't work, as Dante dodged it and went in for the craziest stab...
...one Bat Within later, turning into a bat and then putting on the Witch Time.
You could, it was literally the witch's time, as Bayonetta snatched it threw him into the same foot that hit twice as hard as before.
"And with that same foot, Bayonetta wins the power vote and unlike a certain demon hunter, is still looking very good after that guy's beatdown!" Chris announced. "But she can only use it at the campfire, the place of decisions!"
*Tanya's confessional*
The military teenager wasn't pleased with the result.
"Something tells me that predicting what Bayonetta vote will be is probably like trying to find a abadoned missile in tall grass. Sure, you will find it, but you'll instantly regret it."
*Squirrel Girl's confessional*
She was currently freaking out at the moment.
"What am I supposed to do because Dante or Mikasa can't be voted for, she's not really a villain voter and she could definitely vote me for the mix-up...and there's also the other votes..."
She took a few breathers right into another breather and talked to Monkey Joe, who was squeaking some serious advice.
"...Yeah, you're right!"
Monkey Joe raised his hands up in joy.
"I'm consistently overlooked, whatever that means!"
*Sandy's confessional*
The scientist/karate master wasn't mad, more just unsure of her status in the game, judging by the very neutral face.
"I'm not going to comeback and lose like Eva did in Island because I don't have that kind of time and I don't really care about this competition that much for a second season. Bayo's playing like she's nuts, even though she ain't that...which is real scary for the rest of us!"
The rest of us being the 24 that didn't make it to the immunity round.
*Confessional cut*
Bayonetta and Dante were both sitting pretty getting some edible food from Chef Hatchet, practically proving the fact that the mean 'ol chef could cook infinitely better.
He just didn't choose to for the remaining 30 campers.
"Geez, when did immunity taste so bad? No offense to you." Sandy remarked with an side-eye to Mai.
"None taken, but it could actually be much worse."
"Could it?"
Chef Hatchet managed to get a precise glare in.
"It could."
These two were sharing a fond moment, since the both of 'em knew that they didn't really have that much time together in spite of sharing the same team during the four-team stage.
"Honestly, the power vote is gonna be wild in the hands of Bayonetta! There's no telling what the witch's gonna do with this vote, 'cause Dante's off-limits, Joseph and Mikasa has immunity and I don't think Pit's on her firing line."
Pit was nervously spinning his two blades/bow hybrid, as he couldn't tell what Bayonetta was really up to or who she was going to vote for and Terry Bogard gave a look.
"Damn, you're talking strategy, nice." Lowain was listening in, putting in his word.
"What else are you supposed to do, then?" Sandy answered.
"Try and make sure that you're not Bayo's vote, bro! Man, that's hard."
"It isn't, but you ain't supposed to know."
Lowain had a few thoughts about it, especially since the witch with the voting power was looking right at him.
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*Lowain's confessional*
He was deep into thinking mode.
"Being subject to Bayo's stare makes me feel a certain way, half because I want her to put her foot onto my chest and half because I don't want her power vote. Considering that I don't want to get dunked on and she's having some thoughts about some people, it's time to get on her good side. I need some rizz in here!" Lowain shouted. "Enough rizz to not get voted off."
*Bayonetta's confessional*
The witch wasn't that impressed.
"I'm not going to vote for the people that just came back, Lowain or a good chunk of my team mostly because they're not running around being threats or doing something stupid. Mostly because the person that I have in mind is both and somehow lost despite having a serious advantage." She explained, just putting it out there. "And they definitely have mommy issues."
She just narrowed it real quick.
*Confessional cut*
Deadpool and Squirrel Girl were both looking at each other, as Bayonetta was actually talking to more than a few people that were on the Swordfishes, who weren't excited about the conversation.
"There really is nothing to do other than taste terrible food, so let's talk about stupid things." Bayonetta told Terry Bogard. "I'm not voting for you boys for you have your heads on the right way, but...this decision's strategic."
"Yeah, so why call us?" Terry asked. "Do you just want to talk."
"What, I don't like having a chat or something?"
"Nah, it's just...you look like you've got someone else on your mind." Terry remarked. "Besides, I'm gonna vote for the craziest guy in here."
"Well, good luck with that."
Terry just sat down rather casually, still decided on Deadpool as his own vote, as Nicole was taking some time to hang out with Bayonetta...
...while they were going to a slightly different place with a certain few people, them being an honest Azula and Yumeko, who were in the middle of a discussion.
"Honestly, it's not a wise idea to vote for Sokka mostly because you'd want to throw him off! Plus there's much stronger people to vote off!" Yumeko must have been replying to Azula's words.
"Yes, but he's definitely going to be a long term threat with how likable he is and he has-" Azula answered.
"Not right now, it's really obvious that you've got a problem with him!"
The moms finally walked up, as they were listening to the conversation.
"Do you want to shoot Sokka with fire or something?" Bayonetta asked, throwing Azula off. "Look, I doubt he's going to make distinctly crazy moves."
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING-"
Azula just swallowed her anger, as Nicole and Yumeko were taken aback and Lowain was looking at the four ladies from Sokka's point of view.
"-Wait, you managed to bring her here?"
"What are you talking about, I brought myself here." Bayonetta answered Azula. "I've seen the fact that you're always going for Sokka, when you clearly have bigger fish to fry, girl."
"...This is not your alliance, but you're in here."
"Well, that is fine because do you have any other suggestion other than Sokka?" Bayonetta remarked. "Maybe a rockstar wannabe who's still not over his girlfriend."
"He hasn't been crying in this challenge or the last one...but he has been on reality TV before." Nicole dropped her observations.
Bayonetta, Nicole and Yumeko waited for the answer from Azula, who was thinking about it and somewhat surrounded by smarter people than her.
*Rock's confessional*
The guy with the headband was frustrated.
"Do you think this feeling in my stomach like a bad omen, man? It's rough not being immune or even having any way of dealing with votes."
*Confessional cut*
...
Lowain and Yumeko then got some time in the sunset together, as they were the latest couple to be made and were also a secret of part of the alliance that Azula has.
"So, how the heck are you gonna get my guy Rock outta here? I mean, I don't care about him." Lowain answered. "The only way to do is getting all of the other team's homies together!"
"...Shouldn't as hard as it sounds. A lot of these guys don't really care about Rock."
"...Good point."
*Lowain's confessional*
He looked like he didn't want to do it, but...
"Even if he's a cool dude, it's a competition to win a buncha money for your babe, friendo, business or whatever, I hope that he won't hate me for this!" Rock shouted. "Besides Bayo's saved Sokka's butt right now and that's all I need."
*Confessional cut*
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The 32 campers were making their way to the Boney Island campfire, as a bunch of people that could backstab each other for only today's vote and so far, there isn't that much of a hint that these guys could know.
Yeah, I know you guys might know two of 'em or two potential candidates, but these guys were definitely unsure of each other's votes.
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"Welcome to the merge! Two of you came back today, one of you came back a while ago, one of you came in nine episodes ago as an late entry and the rest of you...are survivors of this awesome camp!"
The silence could have filled the minds of any of these guys.
"How do you like your stay in Boney Island so far?"
A lot of eyebrows were raised and a lot of shouts Chris ignored, as the host was just in the middle of this wild-styled campfire in this island.
"Good, I'm glad you liked it and I'm glad you liked the challenge!"
"I hope I don't get subject to a canon event!" Deadpool chirped, relaxed as hell.
"Oh, really, dude?" Chris asked, annoyed.
...
Deadpool still sat down in this position.
"Whoever you guys may have voted, 29 of you will survive this elimination, 3 of you will not and one of you had the power vote put on you!"
Lowain and Yumeko were looking at each other, as Sokka and Heavy just shrugged at whatever Bayonetta did.
"If you're here, you've seen the marshmellow and no marshmellow, no more stay and you get a ride on the Sling-Yacht of Shame! And most of you have no vote and..."
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"...Those being, Reigen and Sandy, two peole who've had their comeback..."
The psychic did a sigh of relief, as Sandy took the marshmellow with ease.
"...Crimson and Scott..."
The goth just took it with ease, as Scott was stumped by Crimson's unemotional reaction.
"...and you eight are immune including, Bayonetta and Dante..."
The witch just ignored it, as Dante took the second one.
"...Tanjiro and Miko..."
"Yes, we're both still in!" Tanjiro shouted.
Miko stole his marshmallow.
"...Nicole and Mai..."
The duo stared at each other.
"...and finally, Joseph and Mikasa."
These two shared confidence in their future.
...
"And these other fella still have no votes like Sokka..."
Sokka took the marshmellow in stride.
"Reg and Lowain!"
"Huh?" Reg was just confused.
"Didn't vote for you today." Lowain whispered.
"Ryuko..."
"...Tanya..."
"...Terry Bogard..."
"...Nobara..."
"...Squirrel Girl and Cassie..."
"...and finally, Uraraka and Pinstripe, you all are safe!"
These guys were all in a great mood, having no votes to their name out of the 31 potential normal votes and not being the victim of the power vote.
"The remaining nine of you have at least one vote or have been struck by Bayonetta!"
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"First up Basil and Pit, you all have one vote!"
The former two sighed in relief and the latter angel just did a celebration dance.
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"Heavy, you've got two votes and you're still safe!"
"Who are those two?" Heavy threatening asked.
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Azula wasn't that shocked, as Rock was genuinely confused, Deadpool could sense the canon event coming in, Yumeko looked forward to the gamble, Iori Yagami didn't care about what he got and Muscle Man was almost about to squeal.
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"Yumeko, somehow you don't have more than two votes!"
"I like to take a gamble." Yumeko answered.
"Hah, good for you." Azula said.
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"Muscle Mam. you ain't much good at challenges and Azula has got a supervillain vibe around her and kinda has a one-track mind!" Chef told the two of them.
"You wouldn't understand-" They both said at the same time.
"SHUT IT! Deadpool, I don't even know what you to say, you should've won this easy, but you got beaten by a teenager!"
"Not the first time I got beaten by one!" Deadpool's smile was practically dissonant to his situation.
"Iori Yagami, you both fumbled the challenge and you're a nightmare to talk out if you're mad, which happens a lot!"
Iori growled, as Rock got scared.
"And finally, Rock, apparently people don't like your girlfriend tears or something."
"That's what I'm saying!" Rock shouted.
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"Chef, let me announce that Azula only has four votes!"
"WHAT?!" Sokka yelled. "Did you see how she was acting?"
"I was acting like someone stuck in a competition to win some money." Azula stated.
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"Muscle Man, Deadpool, Rock and Iori, only one of you will survive this elimination and like always, you guys don't really know why you're here." Chris announced. "...Ooh, the only safe camper is..."
Deadpool was dreading a certain Spider-Man with the whole canon event thing.
Rock was trying to figure out his notes to an very mad Iori, who had his hand aflame.
Muscle Man was ready to squeal near instantly.
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"...that someone also has five votes compared to that one guy having the power vote along with another two votes and the other one having the entire rest of the votes!"
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These four were genuinely tired of the long wait.
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"Deadpool, you unfortunately have the power vote, so sorry!"
"NO WAY...not Miguel O'Hara who is-" Deadpool got his breath cut off by...thin air?
Chris and Chef knew better than to mess with the forces of nature and Sony.
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"Rock, despite having six votes, you're...outta here!"
"WHY?! Is it because of my girlfriend?" Rock asked. "She isn't a spy, though!"
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"No-one mentioned that, dude." Deadpool said, not caring about his elimination or SONY. "Buddy, you're getting yourself tricked up!"
"...Uh, still doesn't answer my question, man!" Rock shouted.
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Muscle Man felt calmly before, as Iori Yagami realised that he was-
"-eliminated, Iori Yagami, because it's not that surprising! You have eleven votes to your name while Muscle Man only has the five votes! Sorry, guitar artists, you're gone!"
Iori Yagami screamed, as Rock and a few others held him back from hurting the host.
"You're all going to pay for voting for me! How the fuck is Azula not eliminated, look at how she acts, look at the game she's playing and who's going on!" He just kept on yelling.
"Yeah, dude, you're eliminated...along with Rock and Deadpool, there's no two bones about it! Come on, man, stop!" Chris shouted, as Iori got jumped on by Chef.
Those three were instantly shot off, as Chris just wanted to get this episode over with and the Sling-Yacht genuinely had an angry Spider-Man 2099 on it for some reason.
"No idea who that guy was and uh, it's honestly awesome that we have another dramatic elimination! Not every one will be, but the next episode will have the Total Drama that this season promises because it's..."
The echo effect was for real.
"...TOTAL DRAMA: ULTIMATE ISLANDS!"
To be continued in Episode 28, where things are going to oddly dry on Boney Island for no apparent reason other than Chris' suffering and the entire spectacle of it on the challenge side!
However since there's 29 people left, Lowain has an problem with being loyal to his dudes or his girl, both of being distinct voting blocks and Pit and Miko are actually going to get some screen time!
Even if the desert technically isn't big or makes sense in reality, so yeah, there's a lot happening in the next one including the Bayo and Dante rivalry and a new alliance waiting in the wings for the dudes on a similar team!
Sorry, there wasn't any gamertalk, there wasn't enough game in this chapter.
Iori Yagami is legitmately another dude who was on the right side on the game for a bit too long because his anger got the better of him and he got his butt beaten real good!
Rock was going to have an epic plot, but the fact that he made it to the merge is kinda good enough and even if the eliminations get easier, he'd definitely be a victim of opportunistic votes!
Deadpool's one of those guys that's practically in every Total Drama fanfic and thanks to the power of reading, Squirrel Girl can break the fourth wall...sometimes and like I said, most of his fic appareances are about getting into an alliance and betraying his friends and...
...story-wise, he hasn't really done that yet.
Fuck, man, I'm going to war with the Deadpool fans, so I'll be fine...somehow.
"Yo, you wanna get this guy off me?"
Yeah, taking care of the Spider-Verse's enough for him.
"Alright, I'm gonna have an off-screen fight scene!"
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...Okay, then.
"See ya!"
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See ya in July.