Total Drama X: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 28: Desert Downs
Part 1: New Island Sand
Geez, you thought that there was going to be a sand joke in here, but unfortunately, some got into my pants and now I do not like sand because it's rough, coarse and irritating and gets everywhere...
...unlike these soft and smooth cast of characters that finally have no team to hold them to be accountable and also two random campers who have started their comeback!
Reigen, Sandy, Scott Pilgrim and a few others have the advantage of dealing with the fighters' challenge and seeing the competition from the audience's eyes...but the other competitors have ways of dealing with them.
Like Bayonetta...and Tanya, obviously.
Also, Deadpool got eliminated and he had an off-screen fight with Spider-Man 2099, so he has more than his fair share of problems. Like me promising stuff and it not happening, so today I'm gonna do my own thing.
1602jaw: Deadpool might have a contract for every Total Drama fanfic crossover, because he's in a good majority of 'em and I swear I keep on forgetting the relationships for obvious reasons! Not much of a romance guy, if you couldn't tell.
Memeking: Not gonna lie, as an Iori fan, he would be able to go further, but he was too mad to make it that far. As for Rock and Mr. Deadpool, they each had their own strong but not super noticeable runs…and they're cool.
EVERYBODY WHO'S STILL IN THIS SHOW:
Bayonetta (Bayonetta 2 specifically)
Dante (Devil May Cry V)
Young Joseph Joestar (JoJo: Battle Tendency)
Nicole Watterson (The Amazing World of Gumball)
Mai Shiranui (Fatal Fury)
Mikasa Ackermann (Attack on Titan)
Tanjiro Kamado (Demon Slayer)
Miko Kubota (Glitch Techs)Azula (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
Cassie Cage (Mortal Kombat)
Crimson (Ridonculous Race finally gets equalised)
Doreen Green AKA Squirrel Girl (Marvel)
Kugisaki Nobara (Jujutsu Kaisen)
Ochako Uraraka (My Hero Academia)
Ryuko Matoi (Kill la Kill)
Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob Squarepants, returnee)
Tanya Degurechaff (Saga of Tanya The Evil)
Yumeko Jabami (Kakegurui)
Basil of Baker Street (The Great Mouse Detective)
The Heavy (does he need a name or something?, Team Fortress 2)
Lowain (Granblue Fantasy)
Muscle Man AKA Mitch (Regular Show)
Reg (Made in Abyss)
Reigen Arataka (Mob Psycho 100, returnee)
Pit (Kid Icarus)
Pinstripe Potoroo (Crash Bandicoot)
Scott Pilgrim (...vs. The World)
Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
Terry Bogard (Fatal Fury)
"Last time on Total Drama: Ultimate Islands, we had the merge, a move to an old classic island and two returning contestants in Sandy and Reigen, a squirrel and a psychic respectively!"
"These guys had the fighting challenge to determine the strongest, the immune campers and who deserves the power vote the most and needless to say, a lot of crazy fights were had!"
"Sandy and Reigen lost, Deadpool and Azula weren't immune and heck, even the strongest players weren't guaranteed to get immunity if Ryuko showed anything! But Tanjiro, Nicole, Dante, Joseph, Bayonetta, Miko, Mai and Mikasa got their well-deserved immunity through those fights and once again, Bayonetta through her witchy skills won her power vote and used it to eliminate the most annoying man of all time!"
"Deadpool finally got eliminated, thank gosh and also through some loving schemes, Rock got eliminated and Iori was angry enough to get eliminated! Almost overdue, too!"
"I can't believe that the episode was dry, yet it still got on TV! And honestly, with the teams and their old camp deserted, the 29 campers need to get used to Boney Island and each other, because-"
Chef actually stopped the host with the most.
"It's gonna be real sandy on TOTAL DRAMA: ULTIMATE ISLANDS!"
No intro, you guys, why do you guys always have an intro in every chapter, not even really because I don't want to do it or because I don't want to exert effort.
It just doesn't make sense here, specifically.
With 3 more eliminations to continue the streak of this game that was actually going to end, the 29 remaining campers were rather unsure of their state in the game, as while a good chunk of them had a lot of minor injuries that didn't really stop them from standing strong, the choice of eliminations
Minus the dancing witch and the somewhat grumpy demon hunter, as they were up on the table doing their dance battle of questionable quality.
"Knock it off, y'all, Bayo's got this easy!" Sandy declared.
"You're really counting me out?" Dante leaned down to really question her.
"She can dance on a table better than you can."
"...It's my first time."
Bayonetta was just up there, getting a lot of cheers and confused smiles and blushes that weren't much of a surprise and Dante just grumbled from a seat on the same table that the witch was dancing on.
Lowain and Yumeko were having an oddly soothing gamble, for at least one of them, as the former wasn't trying to have a high-stakes game and the latter was…a bit mad, as Pit and Miko also joined them.
For the record, her console was charging up and the two duos were having some troubles in their relationships, as these guys weren't really the most injured
"Oh, no way, I can read your own card!" Pit shouted.
"Oh please, do tell." Yumeko smiled, condescendingly saying it.
"Yeah, don't tell me that you know my card."
These four…and also, Joseph, who joined in late.
"Come on, I got it."
Pit held his card tight, 'cause they were playing games and he had a-
"Uh, it is a royal flush, right? Yumeko, help me out?"
"Bro, we stopped playing poker like ten minutes ago, we're guessing cards to take someone's underwear. It's like a weird panty raid." Lowain answered, as Pit whitened. "No way, it's like a nine of spades, right?"
"I have at least a millenia on you, you can't-"
Pit showed the nine of spades.
"NOT MY TROUSERS!"
"Yes, your trousers are mine! Your desperation really is palpatable-" Yumeko proclaimed, stopping to look at the dumbfounded other four. "-And I can't believe that you even decided to step up into the game, but I guess you tried! Joseph, it's your turn."
Joseph wasn't shocked by the viciousness of the insults, moreso thrown off by Yumeko's sudden ask.
As for Pit, he was very much feeling the loss, as Lowain looked at him.
"...Bro, you don't even wear trousers, angel man." Lowain whispered.
"I know, but those trousers are very valuable to me." Pit whispered right back.
Azula was just giving an odd look towards the gambler, as she could sense something within the game giving her trouble.
Sokka saw Lowain and Yumeko and realised something a bit odd.
*Sokka's confessional*
The Water Tribe warrior was thinking about the future of the merge.
"I don't know why I have this feeling that if they team up, they're going to win this show, win the money and Yumeko will find a way of burning it into another gamble...maybe it is just me
*Azula's confessional*
The former princess was enflamed with hidden paranoia.
"Lowain, Bayonetta, Nicole and Yumeko are in my alliance and getting one more person would leave me in control of the game and there's definitely another alliance in the wings of this competition, so I should be fine...potentially with my Chris Head."
She looked straight at the camera.
"But the fact that these eliminations always have to bring three different people towards the Dock of Shame may actually make this competition incredibly hard to deal with...even with a powerful alliance." Azula said. "This game is rather complicated."
*Confessional cut*
Speaking of the other peeps that were in an alliance, Muscle Man, Nobara and Tanya were the trio that were in a bit of a trouble for obvious reasons and uh...
...someone could sense the desperation from a mile away, since these guys were taking their time to eat away from the other people.
"Bro, it's the psychic guy! Hey, bro, what's good!" Muscle Man shouted.
"A lot, my survival skills are pretty decent and I did not yield in that fight, so I'm good about my chances in the game." Reigen replied, talking the situation. "Muscle Man, you must feel the same way as well."
"Yeah, bro, I've got all that and plus I'm definitely stronger than you! I would lift this table, but I ain't scared of this food."
"You...really should be." Reigen took a look at Chef's thing, which was dusting itself.
"...I had worse, dude."
"Shut up!"
Nobara shouted at that, getting all of the other members' attention, as Tanya began to speak to her own word.
"Greetings, Reigen Arataka...this is my squadron or rather, my allies in...winning money?" Tanya said. "This show is quite ridiculous, but our alliance is even more so skill-wise."
"Well, I thought you were going to insult me." Reigen remarked. "A lot of people make fun and say that I am a quack or a fake psychic, which is ridiculous!"
"Yeah, uh, you are not that!" Nobara shouted, as Reigen raised an eyebrow.
"Good because you do really need it."
"That is true, our alliance that you definitely watched isn't in the greatest state at the moment, but our skills combined will make this into a great squad of drama!" Tanya answered. "Drama Berets, we're back in this with discipline."
"Got that covered!" Reigen raised a thumbs up. "With the proper attitude and training, should be able to get some of us into the final eight."
"Yes...some of us could make it, so putting in effort-"
"-We get it, little kid, some of us are gonna get sent home! But not me!" Muscle Man declared.
And the alliance was back to having four members that were either capable of great hurt or great smarts.
*Nobara's confessional*
The brunette sorceress was genuinely surprised.
"I don't know why but I feel like I heard of this guy and him being a con artist and the kid being a real psychic. Either way, he's more phony than fake dresses and shoes!" Nobara huffed. "And also, he just accepted to be in this alliance just like that!"
*Reigen's confessional*
He waved like there was actually a cameraman in the toilet.
"So, people from Salt City, you may have realised that I just joined the Drama Berets, the unluckiest alliance in the game and with my influence, psychic predictions and more importantly, leadership, me and Nobara will share the money since...5 million dollars into yen...is a lot of money to spend all in one day!" He was confident about his choice.
*Confessional cut*
So, the Drama Berets were back to making plans, so what?
It's not like the competition outside of the alliance was a free-for-all with friends thrown in the mix...which wasn't too far off from the truth with some notable exceptions.
Mostly because said exceptions were sitting next to each other and generally were on the same team.
"So, you killed that Enmu guy before?" Uraraka asked.
"Mh-hmm, yeah, he was eating people while they were asleep." Tanjiro answered. "Really messed up what a demon could do."
"Yeah...still sounds like a vampire!"
"Really, I know what they are and they...kinda sound like demons from my place."
"Huh."
The two had a moment, as they were sitting together and also managed to get thrown a picture of Dracula by someone else.
"Yeah, vampires are ugly!" Uraraka shouted.
"Uh, they definitely are right now! Do those guys eat people?"
"Nope...they don't!"
"Oh."
By a now, a certain look was eminating from Scott's face, who also threw them the picture of the legendary vampire and he gave the right "thumb up" gesture.
"We're just hanging out as friends!" Tanjiro blurted out. "And we're definitely not a couple yet!"
Uraraka was seriously blushing for canon reasons, as Tanjiro just shrugged, as Scott seriously considered the possiblity.
*Scott's confessional*
The ginger Canadian lit up with...an assumption.
"There's no way. Every time a guy and a girl talked to each other on Total Drama, they end up either smooching each other or eliminated by some random thing! I doubt they'd eliminate each other, so I'm gonna work my magic!"
*Tanjiro's confessional*
"I'm really sorry, but I just want to not deal with this competition right now because most of these people are nice people and almost all of them have good reasons for getting the money! Maybe I don't mind talking to a nice lady."
He meant this platonically, if you couldn't tell.
*Confessional cut*
And for the rest of 'em, they were anticipating another epic challenge created by the host with the most and wisely, their dread couldn't really be contained with words for one reason.
"Do you know how many of these crazy creatures, I hada kill?"
Basil didn't want to answer that, but he wouldn't get the chance to.
"Two and they were some big-ass creatures, as well!"
"Congratulations, man. I hurt more than you and they don't need to be killed." Heavy answered, still carrying around the Sasha replica. "I don't know what is life with Sasha."
"Yeah, I don't know what I would do with my Boney Island Blaster!" Pinstripe said, referring to his tommy gun.
"I don't die to cute animals."
"Same."
These two were actually making Basil's eyes rolls, as he was reading along with a very interested and weirdly scary Crimson, since they were both reading a book about...
...interesting people who have gotten away with their crimes, let's just say.
"This is my kind of area, but, like, I would like to take some pictures." Crimson flatly praised the biodiversity.
"I do not really get it, this area is full of cursed things and cursed beings." Basil answered. "Though it does make sense why you would like them."
"...Yeah, no duh."
"You are quite the woman."
Basil's grimaced while saying that, as Crimson just sighed.
"Why are you so attracted to such...gnarled creatures."
"...Because I like it."
Basil just sighed.
"...Forget it, I already figured you out.2
*Crimson's confessional*
She was staring at the camera with intent...if you could tell.
"I don't like the mouse man and I want to vote him off, okay." She answered, almost angrily.
*Confessional cut*
There was an awkward tension between the mouse duo that got disappated by the one thing that all of the campers dreaded in this show.
"Campers, you guys have got a challenge and make your way to me and Chef to the boats for a...sandy challenge!" Chris announced, as Chef grumbled over it. "Come on, it was a good one!"
"I guess we do have a challenge...away from here." Crimson answered, as she got up.
"Well, I am sure that this challenge will put us into danger, but the question is what the danger will be or what physically impossible challenge Chris will have us doing." Basil stated, as Mikasa just seriously looked at him. "...And I'm still figuring out my strategy."
"I don't know, figure it out when we're not dying." Mikasa answered rather casually, bonking the mouse with her blade.
Twenty-nine campers were...on the somewhat northwestern dock, as while it was more like a modern ferry port with an actual roof and walls to protect the hosts with the most and no-one else, it was obvious with the decent amount of damage that more than a few people kinda died on the dock.
"Okay, campers, now that the merge has really started...I think you guys have a lot of questions that I will definitely answer!"
He got a lot of hands raised to answer...
"Like how many islands are we gonna compete? I know, but you dudes don't know...yet! Today, we're going to the actual desert island which is somewhere awesome!"
...none of them, as usual.
"Don't exactly have a name for them yet, but I've got stable portals, so no you're not gonna glitch, disappear, get cloned or even go into an alternate dimension! You're going to explore a hot island with sand worms, monsters, dinosaurs, that kind of stuff, for desert treasure...in trios!"
Some of the guys and gals were looking real pissed off.
"Chosen by me based off on your awesome bonds and...well, some treasures really suck, some are immunity and some you should keep it to yourself...'else you're on way to get a lot of votes for your...nice plays, you know!"
The campers were talking about hushed whispers, as some people were sure of their position within this "ultimate" season, the stronger players having a fondness of the challenges and the rest were just trying to not get eliminated.
"Anyways, there's going to be one team of two and obviously, the winner of the last challenge gets to choose someone!"
"Fine with me, you probably packed it with sand sharks!" Bayonetta grinned. "I've had worse sneak up on me and regretted it instantly!"
"Don't worry, I heard people say that and get eliminated! You guys ready to hop onto a desert island?!"
There was definitely more cheers, as it wasn't poorly disgused torture, morelike that one part where people got lost in a desert knowing that someone was hunting them down.
...
Speaking of the desert island, the boat ride wasn't really the most interesting part of the episode and luckily, there was four people in relationship that apparently wanted to change that.
"You want to handle this awesome weapon that looks like a stick on a hot dog? You know, just for fun?" Pit asked, as Miko lit up. "Trust me, I got a billion more that I'm storing...somewhere."
"Uh, do it!" Miko just took the staff and carried it. "Honestly, this is kinda heavy...but I dig it!"
"Yeah, don't mention what it looks like."
"Doesn't it look like a popiscle thingy on a pole?"
Pit just had a breath of relief, as Miko struggled to carry it and the other two knew what was going down.
"Oh damn, 1200 years and he got dropped with one heck of a weapon that looks very interesting! Man, he's probably gonna get a century of fumbling angels!" Lowain couldn't stop chuckling.
"Aw, he's still an idiot." Yumeko slipped in.
"Babe...he can still fight better than you in ridiculous ways. But you're better everywhere else, though."
"True, I really like the way I got you to gamble your dagger."
"...Uh, that's very cool...do you think the treasure is like the ultimate poker or even like solitaire? Wait, is that a gambling game or not."
"Solitare's just cards, Lowain, it's not that hard to figure it out."
"It kinda looks like it, plus, I'm going crazy on it."
"Aw, that's nice."
Lowain was just grinning awkwardly, as Yumeko's smile stayed on for the insults.
...
A random desert island and a thrown card towards the witch later, Chris was ready to announce the mini-teams for the whole challenge and Bayonetta was smirking at her potential choice, since...she knew that this guy was strategically powerful, did chemistry and knew that he could be in trouble.
"Alright, Bayonetta, take your pick, you could pick anyone in the game and I hope your decision is wise and fair! Especially with-"
"I hope your title as the Great Mouse Detective isn't just a misnomer." Bayonetta remarked, as Basil perked up his ears. "Also, I don't want to get eliminated at random."
"Well, that is fair. I do tend to find more than a few things as part of being a detective." Basil answered, almost self-seriously.
"Then you'll find that you will be a good company." Bayonetta said.
"Okay, Basil and Bayonetta, the only two British people left in here aka Team British!"
These two just accepted the name.
"Crimson, Mikasa and Squirrel Girl, Team Brunette!"
"Wait, you're a brunette?!" Squirrel Girl screamed.
Mikasa wondered where the names came from and Crimson stared at Chris.
"Team Fighting Squad, Mai, Nicole and Cassie!"
Cassie and Mai both had a fair laugh, as Nicole was trying to figure out what they were laughing about.
"Team Youngsters, Reg, Miko and Pit!"
Reg just went for a high-five, as these two were...trying to hug and somewhat failing.
"Team Rhinos, for that throwback, Muscle Man, Azula and Pinstripe!"
The three of them weren't pleased to be working together.
"Team Small Drama, as we have, Lowain, Yumeko and Ryuko!"
For some reason, the gambling couple was looking at an pissed Ryuko.
"Team Cool Girls, Nobara, Tanya and Uraraka!"
Uraraka was fearful of Nobara's technically contained anger, as Tanya joined them.
"Team Swordfishes, Terry Bogard, Sokka and Heavy!"
"We were swordfish not that long ago." Heavy casually remarked, as Sokka grinned at his chance and Terry Bogard spun his cap. "Need sandwich!"
"Team Bad Boys, Dante, Joseph and Reigen!"
"I am very glad that we are cool!" Reigen almost forced out, as the other two cringed.
"Team Other Peeps, Scott Pilgrim, Tanjiro & Sandy!"
Sandy realised something, as Scott Pilgrim and Tanjiro were actually excited.
"You named these yourself?" Sandy asked, almost unimpressed. "Real unimpressive."
*Sandy's confessional*
The science squirrel looked like she was waiting for something.
"Us three are nothin' alike, one of us has a girlfriend and is kind of a putz, the other one could demolise a house and I do karate and science...somehow, I feel like we're gonna do fine enough...and Chris has traps for fine enough teams!"
*Confessional cut*
"Get into your team because your maps will be gotten!" Chris announced, with the trios and single duo getting them. "Good, your epic journey starts...HERE!"
A massive airhorn that Chef pulled out out of nowhere sounded, leading the ten teams to basically sprint their way into random areas of the desert.
With Team Brunette, they had important things to talk about.
"I'm a ginger, she's also a ginger-sorry for telling people-and she actually has black hair, it would make more sense for it to be Team Canada!" Squirrel Girl complained. "Why isn't it Team Canada?"
"Because I don't care about this Canada." Mikasa answered, reading the map slowly.
"We're in Canada."
"...I know, that's why I don't like Canada."
These three, specifically, saw that was there was a small quicksand pool that in the middle of an desert island...very near the dock with the whole Total Drama she-bang and finish line.
"Do you want to jump into the pit of death?" Crimson casually asked. "...like Mario."
"Look, I'm not gonna surprised that you know Mario, I'm more surprised that you'd willingly jump in there." Squirrel Girl remarked, as Mikasa ran right into the epicenter. "Quicksand means you're gonna quickly die."
"...Something tells me that it's not a pit of death."
Either way, Mikasa was jumping into the odd patch of quicksand, as Crimson actually got carried by a lot of squirrels that Squirrel Girl aka Doreen helped summon.
These three wouldn't normally being doing something stupid if it wasn't for one thing that got them suspicious...a random camera pole that...stuck out at the top.
"Guys, it's not a pit of death. It's a...weird patch of quicksand." Mikasa noticed it. "Honestly, if I'm wrong, someone has to pull us out."
"...Uh, but they don't." Crimson answered.
Squirrel Girl was already in there, as she was starting to feel the pressure and Crimson was also into the quicksand pit...with one other team just watching the duo in awe.
It was now a trio, as Mikasa saw a certain team pull up and she jumped right in...
...the game playing trio of Miko, Pit and Reg, who instinctively stuck his arm out to help some people out and the robot kid could see what could go wrong...and uh, the angel stopped the kid from the Abyss from doing the business.
"Wait, this thing is probably going to kill-" Reg shouted.
"Nah, don't worry about it, this island operates off video game logic...hopefully-"
Through sheer "magic", the three ladies instantly fell through the quicksand somehow.
"...What just happened? Because that was actually like a video game!"
Miko looked at them.
*Miko's confessional*
The purple-haired gamer had a moment of realisation.
"What was that? Chris, you're not as sneaky as you think and honestly...I want to go down there and get some random chest, but I bet it's going to be a free elimination in here!"
*Confessional cut*
While Team Brunette was down in the Mario-style desert underground, Team Youngsters was being led by the smallest one with simulteanously the most common sense, Reg forcing the other two to not jump down the pit to travel the less traveled path.
Which was actually a path, in typical Arizona island fashion.
"Seriously, this place is a bit of a weird one! It's like a desert island in the middle of the green lands, a very video game-type level!" Pit shouted. "Uh, Lady Palutena, what should I do?"
"Why are you asking her, you almost jumped into the pit!" Reg kinda complained.
"Oh...crud."
And that was the problem, this place was definitely like a video game level with all of the random obstacles and pits into the underground...
"This place is awesome!"
"Honestly...this looks like a good place to be...minus the lacking water." Reg was in wonder of the Mario-esque desert. "Still have no idea where we are."
"Don't really care that much-"
These three saw Team Brunette casually walking around for that special treasure chest, trying to not get caught by the more attentive of the three...Squirrel Girl, who was looking around and looking at random walls.
Pit and Miko had their hands covered by Reg, who knew the danger of getting hit by random stuff and the power of getting touched by random squirrels...luckily, those three decided that Team Youngsters were probably going to find another chest.
And Team Brunette was too busy finding their way towards an great reward, knowing the kids up there would probably get stuck.
*Miko's confessional*
She was hyped.
"Where are the sand worms, so that I can fight...take pictures with them! So far, it's been walking in the desert, super dry, super boring and still kinda like a video game!" Miko said.
*Confessional cut*
Apparently, ask and you shall get your own answer.
Because there was a sand raptor...and a few of his friends.
"Now, you're gonna fight Mr. Sky Guy himself, raptor dudes!" Pit couldn't contain his excitement.
"...Nice name!" Miko carried another of Pit's random weapons. "How are we gonna beat these guys."
"Fighting them, obviously." Reg got going with his arms.
*Reg's confessional*
The robot kid wasn't really smiling.
"Honestly, me and Riko fought stronger enemies before and that was in the Abyss...so I should be fine, even if I'm alone...without Tails and uh-"
*Confessional cut*
Pit and Miko were somehow struggling to deal with five sand raptor, as Reg was having some trouble using his own arms to deal with raptors that threw decent amount of sand.
*Reg's post beat-down confessional*
The robot kid was a bit beaten up.
"I don't get how I handled those the best out of the three, Pit's fighting skills are kinda strong and I'm 100% sure that Miko has powers that she can't reveal...those sand raptors knew how to throw sand."
*Confessional cut*
While one team was stuck underground and the other was fighting sand raptors with a decent amount of trouble, a third team was doing good with their own cactus.
"Damn, these guys even have cactuses on a desert island. Don't know why it doesn't grow on islands!" Terry shouted, carrying a whole cactus.
"Maybe we should stop asking stupid questions and get to finding treasure!" Sokka barked. "...I don't even know that one."
"You could've just said that." Terry answered. "Man, we're going to climb a pyramid or something kinda stupid."
"...A pyramid is the least stupid place to be in here." Sokka answered, as Heavy was just ready to do one thing. "Eh, could be worse."
"Any heavy weapons man will climb any pyramid and challenge won't change that! Never seen...so I need gun." Heavy stated, not scared of any pyramid. "You two look like pussies!"
"...SHUT UP!" Sokka yelled.
"Heavy, you can't just say that. Not even mad, just weird you would say that." Terry remarked, accidentally being the leader of this team.
"Well, are you pussies?" Heavy had a smirk.
"No way!" Sokka shouted. "...What is that?"
"Then we are good!"
These three went on like proper badasses and went on into the pyramid that was all somewhat out of place, to the northwest of them and looked a lot like Mario pyramids, specifically...
...it looked like a giant version of Shifting Sand Lands' pyramid.
Sokka literally shoved himself forward, as Terry and Heavy willingly stayed back to let the swordsman and boomerang-man took the lead towards the actual entrance of the pyramid that had a lot of platforms and balconies for someone's jumping pleasure.
"Are you guys good at jumping or what?" Sokka asked.
"...Do not need good jump, just brave-ness." Heavy answered.
"Since there's no other way to deal with it, Heavy's right!"
"It's not like I'm scared, though!"
These three who were always on the same team, decided to enter the pyramid together.
*Sokka's confessional*
The warrior was deep into his own thoughts.
"I still don't know why Terry was carrying a cactus, like I'm glad that we pulled out the spikes, but what now? Are we going to eat it or is there a good drink inside it...because I don't know if I want to drink it again."
*Confessional cut*
On the other side, Muscle Man wasn't really struggling with the fights, Azula muchless so and Pinstripe...the most so, as they were dealing with something rather unusual.
"Dude, Mordecai and Rigby, why are you even here? You're going to get fired!" Muscle Man shouted.
A blue jay man who was down bad and a raccoon guy who was good with love was standing between Team Rhinos and the entrance to...a giant corridor.
"Because we were sent here by some guy wearing a red shirt! And we're kinda pissed and ready to fight!" Rigby, the raccoon, shouted. "Also, Mordecai wanted to find a present for Margaret."
"Shut up, Rigby." Mordecai, the blue jay, whispered...
...before he got his ass whooped by Pinstripe.
*Muscle Man's confessional*
The guy was dumbfounded.
"Bro, why are they even here and why is High-Five not here! How much are they getting paid and what are they getting here? I know that Mordecai's going to fumble Margaret somehow, anyways." Mitch answered, tired of these two.
*Confessional cut*
Mordecai and Pinstripe were having a good swing, as Rigby and Muscle Man were having a brawl that had hilarious consequences in this random desert.
"Oh shit, we're on Total Drama!" Rigby shouted.
"I know. Where the hell are you gonna find stuff, you losers."
Muscle Man punched Rigby in the gut and the raccoon fell over.
"I don't know...we talked to this fortune teller guy, he said that there would be a portal to a desert with a diamond here and now I'm here!" Rigby shouted. "...How many people are watching me."
"Enough to know that you're a loser, bro!"
Rigby didn't really expect to be burned by fire from a teenager...and a stupid amount of fire.
"Ugh, Azula, I didn't want you to kill him!" Muscle Man shouted at the fire princess. "Bro, he's gonna die."
"...Is saving his life part of the challenge? No, then you can carry him!" Azula answered.
Rigby and Muscle Man just looked at each other.
"Wait, you were her teammate?" Rigby whispered, being choked out.
"Yeah, she sucks." Muscle Man said. "Like you."
Azula definitely heard all of that...
...and also heard Mordecai just getting carried by Pinstripe.
"Bro, maybe we could help these guys get whatever treasure it is that we're having, 'cause I know these guys and these guys get into trouble a lot!" Muscle Man shouted.
"Honestly, wise guy, that isn't the worst idea in the world." Pinstripe said. "We ain't got much and we're kinda lost."
"...We know." Azula stated. "They could actually be useful for something...which I doubt, but if they deal with any obstacles decently and if they get injured, then it's your problem."
"Glad we could talk."
With that team actually gaining two new "temporary contestants", things weren't exactly bad with these five in their journey to try and make Moredcai's relationship work and immunity possible.
As for the Bad Boys trademark, these guys were dealing with only the coolest of obstacles without that much issue...being some random dude with a sword that decided that it was fight time again.
"No way, it's the buff samurai guy! Or more buff samurai guy!" Dante shouted. "Honestly, Haohmaru, you're...definitely the lamer of the two."
"Come on, don't insult him...he's actually cool!" Reigen remarked, trying to use his power of common sense to win.
"He is, but he's not Samurai Jack, man."
Haohmaru was that guy from Episode 2, by the way, with muscles, the classic white samurai grab with black edges on both his shirt and trousers, socks, samurai sandals and the longest hair known to all samurai tied at the back and a massive bang on the front.
"Honestly, being stuck in the desert isn't even that bad...mostly because someone gave me a water jug! You ready for a fight!" Haohmaru shouted.
"Pretty much yeah." Joseph remarked.
And these two were fighting each other.
"Okay, stop, stop, I can't believe that I keep on getting cut out of these episodes! What is this, some mediocre reality TV show...nah, it's top quality reality TV, dudes! Audiences, keep on watching because there might be a break here, if there is one at all."
Chris just had to end the chapter-
To be continued in the second part of this episode and there's quite a lot happening including the slackers appearing in the dust, the other teams doing their thing and Haohmaru finally having an appearance (and also, getting his ass beat in the next part)
It has been too long since a chapter has been uploaded.
Team British: Basil & Bayonetta
Team Brunette: Crimson, Mikasa & Squirrel Girl
Team Fighting Squad: Mai, Nicole & Cassie
Team Youngsters: Reg, Miko & Pit
Team Rhinos: Muscle Man, Azula & Pinstripe
Team Bad Boys: Dante, Joseph & Reigen
Team Other Peeps: Scott, Tanjiro & Sandy
Team Cool Girls: Nobara, Uraraka & Tanya
Team Swordfishes: Terry, Sokka & Heavy
Team Small Drama: Lowain, Yumeko & Ryuko
Yeah, Deadpool's not coming back for any future fanfics...
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Here's my plan for the future...
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...if I finish this one and continue on with Mountain Drama...
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TOTAL DRAMA: ULTIMATE TOUR will take place after those two and be literally the 3rd season in this weird fanfic series and yeah, I'm going to elaborate for no reason!
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Total Drama: Ultimate Tour is probably a long way away, but it is definitely happening in the future, probably being like World Tour in the literal sense, as you could figure from the title and like all of my fics, it still has a lot of characters (at least 52) and it is a simple tour around the world...
...and characters coming around the multiverses into those places to do whatever their heart desires, wherever it is helping Chris, being internationally known terrorists, being neutral assholes, you name it.
That being said, it is kind of the opposite of Mountain Drama, having only 12 new characters including replacements for guys like Basil, Joseph Joestar, Sol Badguy and Legoshi! Mountain Drama's mostly new characters with a few returning characters.
I have no idea when it's gonna come out, but it won't have Deadpool on it or also have some people from Mountain Drama