A/N: I will probably update next year ... Oh, and also I was finally able to walk on stilts for gym class (it was graded because teachers are: why not test students for walking on stilts?) and your home boy walked 31 steps.

Warnings: Uhh, Gabriel does some stuff? Idk if he kills or not, he does his own things and I just roll with it.

Disclaimer: I do not own The Avengers or Supernatural

The exact instant Gabriel spotted Dr. Doom and what he was trying to attempt —which was controlling his robots— he almost blew all of their covers. He had instantly come up right behind the crazy doctor —unnoticed of course— to report his findings to the rest of his "team" and had the urge to laugh so suddenly and so hard he almost didn't snap away in time.

And now, as he was back in the surrounding area where the rest were, he was finally able to freely bust out laughing. Because hello? a guy wearing a metal mask with a green cape, as he was shakily trying to balance on a really badly made hover board of some sort was always funny. The green almost reminded Gabriel of Loki, too. He'd kinda been obsessed with green.

"I told you this wasn't a good idea," Clint said over their radio frequency. "Gabriel, I reeeeally hope he didn't hear you laugh. You want us to get spotted? You sound like a train."

Gabriel only snorted, because he could actually be louder than a train

"Gabriel, please," Tony said, cutting into Gabriel's thoughts. "Back the hell up and leave this job to us, because if you laugh one more time, I'm going to start laughing too." Tony's suit did something weird noise thingy, and Gabriel guessed it was calculating some equations to see what the probability of them winning was. It probably was 100%.

"It would be best if you took a knee broth-, Gabriel," Thor corrected quickly. "Gabriel . . . for now, let us see the threat and try to eliminate it. If we need assistance, you can step in."

"Whatever you say, Thor," Gabriel said. He was looking up at the sky. "Hey, did you guys know that candy was first made around 1519? It was terrible of course back then, but oh boy how time flies-"

"Focus on the mission guys," Steve cut in. Gabriel turned his head, and saw the way he scurried behind another pillar. "Fury said that we need to work together —to defeat this guy."

"Sure," Gabriel answered. "I know, he told me. He told me like five times, straight to my face, despite the fact that I have sensitive hearing and all tha-"

"Gabriel, if you keep yapping you'll distract us, and then we won't get the job done," Steve said. "I'm sorry for being rude," he added.

"He's right." It was Natasha talking now. "Steve's right, Gabriel," she said, "you're words are distracting and it would be better if you did stay back. If we need any help we'll call for you, because like you mentioned, you can beat this guy with the blink of your eyes, and we also need to target practice."

Gabriel yawned and sat up from where he lay on the curb. "Sure. I didn't want to help anyways. Fury didn't give me my candy."

The whole situation with the weird green cape guy was really bad, and Gabriel wondered if that guy was even trying. He wasn't really doing anything now, just watching as Steve destroyed one of the doom bots as quietly as he could. Then Gabriel said, "Okay, I'll be around," and before Steve could yell, "Wait, we should follow Fury's orders," Gabriel went off on his own.

He promptly took off his earpiece that Fury had made him wear so that nobody would bother him. Now, he was watching from a distance from in a comfortable chair of a coffee shop. "Excuse me," he said as he walked up to the register. "Do you have any more cinnamon buns?"

The barista shook his head slowly. "Sorry sir, we ran out a few hours ago. And we can't ask our guys to ship out some more because of what's happening outside." He pointed.

Gabriel turned and saw a mailbox explode suddenly. "Yeah, I know," he said sadly.

"He spotted us!" Steve exclaimed. The yell echoed through his earpiece and could be heard from outside. Gabriel turned and realized he'd forgotten to actually turn the thing off.

Eh.

The barista looked at the earpiece from across the room, and then focused his attention to him. He squinted and then took a step back. Gabriel sighed.

"You're . . . Loki, aren't you?" The barista asked hesitantly. "Did … did you really lose your memories? Or are you plotting another attack?"

Gabriel shrugged, ignored everything else the guy had said and replied with a, "I'm Gabriel, actually."

The barista nodded slowly. "Oh, okay. Um, ar . . . are you actually working with the Avengers?" He leaned in. "Or are you actually plotting against them?"

Gabriel noticed that the poor guy looked nervous, so he responded with as much sincerness in his voice and said, "Not really. They don't want me hanging out with them for some reason." He ran a hand through his hair. "I'm not Loki, I'm Gabriel, and I'm not evil."

"Hm." The barista nodded again. "Okay, okay."

Gabriel didn't say anything else, because there was nothing to say. The barista guy still thought Gabriel was kind suspicious, so Gabriel simply resorted to leaving the barista alone. But before he went back to realizing, he did ask the barista for some coffee. And once he had his nice steaming cup of sweet coffee in his hands, he placed the earpiece in his ear, and listened.

He was caught by surprised at the sudden, "Tony, shoot your missiles! Destroy the bots!" Gabriel jumped a little, and cursed softly, staring at his now stained shirt. The barista was looking at him from across the room. Gabriel smiled at him, and reached over the booth. He looked down and dabbed them on his shirt. (He could still feel the guy staring at him.)

Creep, he thought.

Gabriel looked back up, snapped his fingers so that his shirt was completely new because it was much easier than having to clean his shirt, and he squinted at the man. The barista flinched, noticing the new shirt.

Gabriel smiled again. "Are you, perhaps attracted to me, my good man? Homosexual, maybe?" he asked.

The barista was gaping. "Of course not!" he exclaimed.

"Then stop staring at me," Gabriel said. He was still smiling. "It's making me uncomfortable, and I may not be Loki, but when I get uncomfortable, I tend to do something about it."

The barista's eyes were basically popping out of his head. However, got the courage and he smiled back. It was tense, but a smile was a smile. "If you need anything, just ring the bell, okay? I'll be in the back." The barista took one step back, and another. His eyes never left Gabriel.

And with Gabriel's slow eye roll, the barista practically ran to the back. And Gabriel could hear whispers of other young people, (probably freaking out and getting ready to call the cops because Loki -aka Gabriel- had just threatened the barista.)

Gabriel sighed, because he hadn't meant to do that, but nothing could be done now. Not really.

So he leaned back in his seat and sipped his coffee. The taste reminded him of the coffee beans he'd collected from some islands he'd visited. Then, he leaned down and rested his head on the table. He really wanted to go to Cuba right now, or maybe California. Yeah, that sounded nice . . . The sun, the people, man . . .

He suddenly picked up the earpiece and place it in his ears. "Hey guys," Gabriel said. "I need to do something really important. Are you guys okay, can you handle it?"

"We can handle it," Natasha said rapidly. There were crunching sounds that followed.

"Yeah, we're doing perfectly fine," Clint answered sarcastically. "Yeah, you can do whatever you want cause we are doing just fine- OH SHIT!"

There were blasting noises, crunching, thwacks, and metal against metal. Explosions. And more stuff. Gabriel sipped his coffee and waited patiently.

"TONY, DISABLE THE ROBOTS!" Steve yelled.

"Tony, I am in need of help, this doctor seems to have done something . . ." Thor said. "I do not feel . . . well . . . "

"Natasha! Tho got hit with something zappy!" Clint screamed. "Or something of that kind! He's unconscious!"

"Guys? Guys? Hello?" Gabriel asked. He put his cup down and looked out the window.

"Tony! Deactivate the robots!" Natasha explained. "Now!"

"I'm trying! I'm trying!" Tony yelled. "But they got this weird thing! Thor are you okay?"

"He can't hear you, you dumbass! If you just take out the damn robots he'd be conscious right now!" Clint fired back.

WAIT! I"M TRYING!"

"Gabriel, we definitely don't need your help!" Clint was talking again, sarcasm dripping from his voice. "I mean we got it all covered over here!"

Gabriel nodded in agreement. These guys were super heroes, well Clint and Natasha and Tony didn't have actual powers, but that was okay. Gabriel knew that they'd be able to handle it. Thor was still alive, so everything was fine.

If anyone asked, he'd say he didn't fully understand human expressions and all that stuff. Besides, it worked with Thor all the time. And if they pointed it out that Gabriel himself was sarcastic, and the guy (angel) who made weird faces all the time, he'd simply alter their previous encounters. But for now, he was in the clear. "Perfect," Gabriel said rather loudly. "With your guys' permission, which I already obtained multiple times, I guess I'll be on my way.

"Wait!" someone called.

But Gabriel disappeared and pretended he hadn't heard the word.

o-O-o-O-o-O-o

"I thought I told all of you that Gabriel was to help you," Fury said. He looked beyond angry. "Where the hell did he go anyways?"

"In my defense," Tony began, grimacing as he stretched. "He almost got us caught when we were starting out with the sneak attack. And he said he needed to do something very important."

"Besides," added Clint. "We defeated the guy and he left, so he probably won't be back."

Steve nodded. "I tried to tell him to wait, it seems like he was already gone."

"It's true sir," Natasha said. "Lo-, I mean Gabriel said he needed to do something important, and at the time we had it under control."

Bruce was listening in on the conversation.

Thor was pressing some ice on his head. "I trust that . . . Gabriel left for good reason. He probably knew that we could handle the situation -which we did, and therefore he left so he could do what he needed to accomplish."

"And do you know what that is?" Fury asked.

Thor opened his mouth, and close it. "No."

"You know what?" Fury snapped, suddenly losing his nerve. "I don't care anymore. This Dr. Doom's gone for the time being, but if you people want to keep your jobs, find Gabriel and tell him to get his ass here. We need information, his power, but without him, we can't get none of that."

o-O-o-O-o-O-o

Gabriel was lounging under the sun, when he felt something off. It wasn't much really, just the slight change in the wind and the heat of the sun. He furrowed his eyebrows, gently took off his sunglasses and sat up in his chair. He looked up and saw that the clouds were moving, fast. And uncontrollably.

But before Gabriel could question why the clouds had moved in front of the sun, or why they had moved in the first place —because he was in a time loop, things shouldn't move without his permission— he suddenly felt a presence.

"So you are the one with time, too." A voice said.

Gabriel frowned at the voice that appeared out nowhere, but he could still feel the presence. "Who are you?" he asked, despite the gut feeling in his stomach telling him who exactly it was.

"I am the One who has Time. I am the Destroyer of Worlds-"

"Oh, I know exactly who you are," Gabriel said, his voice laced with annoyance, and his thoughts being confirmed. "What are you doing here? You're disturbing my vacation time."

The thing cackled, and if Gabriel hadn't been an Archangel, he would've been paralyzed in fear. "You remind me so much of Loki," it said, distastefully. "'Tis a shame, he was a great resource. But you only wear his form. I can feel it."

"Yeah Tibbles, make fun of me, I get it. But make fun of my dear friend? Get out of my paradise, or I'll make you."

"It is Thanos", it hissed out. "You shall fear me, like Loki once did."

"Okay, sure. Tinky," Gabriel shot back.

"I know and sense that you do not fear me. Yet. But that will change soon, for I shall kill everyone you love." Thanos growled. "I go where I feel power, and you are powerful. So was Loki. I can feel you from millennia away, but each day I draw nearer."

"Yeah, umm, you creep, I think I'm just gonna go . . . " Gabriel said. He looked up at the sky, trying to pinpoint the voice. "I hate it when people invade my vacation time."

"Fear me being, for though I know not what you are, you shall soon see my wrath."

"Whatever Thomas."

"Know my name," Thanos said, his voice fading quickly and out of Gabriel's paradise. "For when I kill you, and your blood spills from your throat, and your eyes, you shall cry out in defeat. For Thanos killed you."

"Bye Tickles," Gabriel said.

And as soon as the creepy voice guy was gone, Gabriel thought it was a good time to visit Loki. Time was sure running out, and it was a shame, because he had been sure he'd had enough time to figure out what he was going to do.

o-O-o-O-o-O-o

"Hello, Loki," Gabriel said. He looked around at Loki's paradise. It was filled with books, the soft green color, and it was comfy.

Loki looked up from where he was reading. "Oh, greetings, Gabriel," he said. He put down his book and leisurely walked over where Gabriel was standing. "I see that you have change my body's appearance," he noted.

Gabriel ran a hand through 'his' hair. "Yeah, I wanted a piece of me with you." He shrugged. "Yeah, you know it's hard containing myself, despite your powerful body."

Loki breathed in and changed the subject. "How does Thor fare? I hear him sometimes. Snippets and whispers, but it is muggy. I am not allowed to peer beyond."

"The last time I was with the Avengers, Thor was fine." Gabriel nodded to himself. "Anyways, how are you? You feeling much better?"

Loki nodded. "Much. Others hear read me stories of other worlds, beautiful stories, too." He sighed, smiled and changed the subject once again. "How was Thor emotionally? Not physically, because I know he can take care of himself. "

"He's a little bit sad," Gabriel said. "No . . . to be honest, he was very depressed with you gone. I think that me looking like you makes him feel sadder."

Loki blinked. "Aye, I felt it. I feel it, still."

"You know what Thor feeling?" Gabriel asked in surprise.

Loki nodded and looked back where his book lay. "Somewhat, but I also felt something else." He tilted his head. "Something I haven't felt it in so long."

"Thanos?" Gabriel asked. He grimaced for Loki.

"Precisely," Loki said, but he didn't flinch or anything. The words just flowed out of his mouth and Gabriel almost smacked his forehead. Of course he wouldn't feel pain or hurt or anything (but peace), because he was in a paradise.

"I remember what he did to me." Loki continued. He frowned then, but the worried look did not reach his eyes. (It was almost more like a gesture.) He crossed his arms over his chest. "Do watch out for Thor, please. I do not wish to see him in harm's way. Have you told his allies of what peeks over the horizon?"

Gabriel grimaced. "Yeah, no."

The ground shook suddenly, but both Archangel and the Asgardian's steps didn't falter. "You should go," Loki said as he began to turn around. "I hear them. Their voices, soft and quick. Thanos draws nearer, Thor's friends need you." Loki paused. "You have been gone for a long time," he said.

Gabriel scoffed. "Bye Loki, have fun with your reading."

Loki smiled. "Bye Gabriel, have fun with your fate."

And with that, Gabriel left and Loki went back to reading his book.

o-O-o-O-o-O-o

"Who've been gone for four fucking months," Fury hissed out. "Where the hell were you?! You completely disappeared from the first fight with Dr. Doom! Did you flee like a coward?!"

Gabriel frowned and stuck out his chin. "Noooo," he said. He was debating whether or not killing Fury was was the best idea. Probably not. "I've only been gone six days, well in your time it should've been six hours. Even six minutes."

"Shut up," Fury snapped. "You had one job. To help the Avengers."

"I did help them a bit," Gabriel said.

"No you didn't." Then, Fury swore. "The Avengers were near damn fired because of you! We tried locating and trying to find you, but you were just gone."

"Sure." Gabriel nodded to himself, his mind filled with wandering thoughts.

Fury rubbed the bridge of his nose and shook his head. "Nevermind. Did you get your important business dealt with?"

"Uhhh, what? Yeah, my important business."

Fury narrowed his eyes. "You know," he said, his hands clamping together. "The reason you left us here with Dr. Doom rising? He's been destroying more property and threatening people, you know."

"Okay, and?" Gabriel was getting real tired of this attitude.

"And, that point is that this Dr. Doom has fucked up everything. He managed to hack into Tony's system and our defenses are down."

"So what you're basically saying, is that you want him gone?" Gabriel asked.

"What? I didn't deli-"

Gabriel rolled his eyes. "Done."

o-O-o-O-o-O-o

It wasn't hard finding Victor Doom. In fact it had been easy. Way too easy. But Gabriel didn't mind. At least he didn't have to waste his energy on some pathetic man who was trying way to hard to be the bad guy.

"Who are you?" Dr. Doom growled out, as he fumbled in the place he was stuck to. Then he squinted in the dark, catching Gabriel's form. "Oh, you're Loki aren't you?"

He was oddly calm, Gabriel noted. He could feel some vague tingles of fear spike through Doom's body, but it wasn't much. "Sure, I'm Loki," Gabriel said. He was sitting down in a chair across from him.

"I thought you were dead," Dr. Doom said and then he smiled. "Oh, nevermind, I heard that your memory was wiped. But I can't believe you're actually working with the Avengers. Or are you pretending? You can team up with me, and together we can rule the city. Then we can move on to the rest-"

"Listen, Victor, I'm going to cut this nice and easy for you." Gabriel got up from his where he was seated. "Just take up another career please. I know you're trying to be the bad guy, but you're not really good for the job. You're destroying cars and mailboxes and trashing stores with your unreliable robots." Gabriel made some motions with his hands. "I'm just going to need you to stop."

"I'll never stop," Dr. Doom hissed and yanked at the ropes around his wrists. "Once I escape, I'll make sure to end the Avengers once and for all. Then I'll come back to kill you!"

"I'm going to have to stop you right there, buddy." Gabriel leaned back onto the wall. "My team has other important matters to attend to, like for example, Lucifer, or maybe Thanos. We haven't got the time to play your petty games. I'm giving you a chance Victor."

"Or you'll do what, Loki?"

Gabriel didn't bother to correct him again this time. "I can make you disappear with the mere thought. I can make it so that you were never a problem to begin in the first place. Either you stop, or I'll stop you."

"You won't do it. I know you won't. And anyways, why should I stop?" Dr. Doom asked harshly. "I swore to kill you all. Let. Me. Go."

"First, you're not good at your job, and second, I need the team to focus on other things. I haven't even told them yet, but . . ." Gabriel sighed. "Just go live your life and do something else. Oh, I hope you like coconuts."

Before Victor could open his mouth and complain that he hated coconuts, and was in fact allergic to them, Gabriel stripped him of his technology, mask, and his green cape, and was sent to a deserted village in Congo.

"Good luck getting back," Gabriel murmured.

o-O-o-O-o-O-o

The first words to come out of Fury's mouth were, "What the hell is wrong with you."

And Gabriel's words were a sarcastic, "Nothing. I should be asking you the same question."

Fury was internally going to explode, but he calmly placed another stack of papers on the table. "So, where the hell is he? He disappeared from our radar. Did you kill him?"

"Oh, you mean Victor? I don't know. I interrogated him and told him some other stuff." Gabriel shrugged and his mnid started to wander again.

Fury's eyes narrowed. "And you didn't kill him?"

Gabriel blinked slowly. "What? No. I think I landed him in a deserted village in central America," Gabriel replied. "He can't speak the language of the natives there and he doesn't have his tech."

"Gabriel, you had one job," Fury said stiffly. He sighed. "You had ONE simple job, and you screwed it up. You said you could've killed him in a blink of an eye, so why haven't you?"

"No, I did that job," Gabriel answered. "I saw that the Avengers were getting their asses handed to them, and I took action." Gabriel helped himself to a glass of orange juice. "I don't understand why you're mad. I got him out of the game."

"You only helped them after. The job you were supposed to do," emphasized Fury, "was to work with the Avengers. Not clean up their messes. You were supposed to be with them when they were having problems. It's called, a 'team' for a reason. And you didn't kill him."

"I still don't get why you're angry with me, Saint Nick. But I sure hope I'm not on the Naughty List, right?" Gabriel was wiggling his eyebrows and smiling.

"This is an important matter. I gave you orders, strict orders nonetheless, and you didn't obey them," Fury hissed out. "You didn't kill him either. You had many chances."

Gabriel sobered up real fast. He stopped smiling and stood up. "Listen, buddy," he snapped. "I don't follow anyone's orders. Especially to low, filthy mortals like you." He slammed his fist down on the table, but Fury mere blinked. "And you'd think I'd actually accept candy as pay? I can make anything appear with my mere thought. I can get candy by myself. You can't bribe with anything. You have nothing I want."

"Why didn't you kill him? If you can do anything you want?" Fury tested.

"Because he didn't kill anyone. Yet. Just destroyed some mailboxes, knocked Thor out, injured some people, which were not even major injuries that they're bodies can't fix. Foot fractures and that stuff. He just wants power, strayed off the wrong path. He doesn't need to be killed."

"You killed others for less," Fury said cooly.

Gabriel breathed in deeply. He swirled his fingers, pretending to touch his hair. "Okay, so I may have made a small error in letting him go." Gabriel helplessly shrugged. "I can kill him later, but I can't kill him now."

"And why not?" Fury shot back

"I don't know where he is. I sent him in a jungle in, ummm, what was it again? It was the southern hemisphere, I know that for sure." Gabriel said.

Fury simply scowled. "Whatever," he said. Then he stood up and circled Gabriel. "Why are you still here, anyways?"

"Because I can do whatever I want," Gabriel snapped, anger physically sizzling in his veins. He knew what Fury was doing. "I also have nothing better to do. You wouldn't be able to imagine, a guy who can do just about anything. Well, life gets a little bit boring."

"Hmm, that probability of that being true is well, a high eighty percent. But no, you're also still here for a reason," Fury said. He tilted his head and folded his arms over his chest. "First, you're an angel. Or so you claim to be. I've seen your power, and I can say, I think I can believe more than I did when I met you."

"I only lie when I have to," Gabriel answered. "I lied about some stuff, but I'm not lying. Now. Besides, I'd never lie when it comes to where I come from."

"Sure," Fury continued. "But if you're an angel, it basically means you're a divine entity who serves, or served by God's side. Second, you're Gabriel, an archangel who's also known for the messages he delivers, according to many stories and lore. A lastly, you're not leaving. The threat is gone, you can make anything disappear or stop with the mere thought, but you aren't leaving. So, what's going to happen?"

Gabriel smiled again. "Wow, you're pretty smart. I think Brucie and Tony are smart in science stuff. Natalie and Clint are the planners. They're smart because they have to be. Thor ... he's smart in his own special way. But you, you're special too."

"You didn't answer my question. I don't want to hear how smart someone is. What's coming?"

Gabriel walked by the window, turned so that his back faced it, and leaned against the pane. "When you guys discovered things about Loki you hadn't known, you knew something was wrong. Loki didn't command the Chitauri army, Nick. So that means someone else was controlling him as he was essentially looking like he was commanding' that army."

"So you're telling me there's been a threat all this time?"

"Yeah, basically." Gabriel shrugged. "But he's only recently gained his 'full' powers. He's been collecting and getting stronger and stronger even before Odin's father was born."

"What's the threat now? What's their name?"

"His name is Thanos," Gabriel deadpanned. "He's is the Consumer, the World Killer, a Titan, and he offers people to Death."

"He kills people because he likes death?"

"No. Well, kinda. He wants destruction and as many deaths. The court for Lady Death."

"So ... Death is a person. And he's trying to get her to like this Thanos," Fury elaborated.

"Precisely, but she is a pagan goddess," Gabriel corrected. "She's is the ruler of Helheim, an underworld, a hell. She is Death."

Fury was confused out of his mind. He rubbed the back of his head and sighed. "Well, can't your father, um, God get rid of this threat? Your powerful and you can get things when you want, so he's even more powerful. He loves his kids right? He doesn't want them to die, or am I wrong?"

Gabriel nodded. "Sure, hypothetically. But no one knows where he is right now."

This comment, was not reassuring to Fury. He cupped his chin and thought about Steve and how it would destroy him. "So, he's gone. That's what your saying."

"No, I'm not saying he's gone gone. Im saying that no one can find him. Hes hidden himself."

"From everyone."

"And me," Gabriel added thoughtfully.

"Let me get some papers to write all of this down," Fury said. "The board will want to hear this, so we can start preparing . . ."

"You'll cause panic in the people," Gabriel said. He swirled his finger at Furys direction. "It'd be best if you didn't write this information down to share with your corporation. You won't share the information."

Fury -who was in the middle of picking a pencil up- put it back down. "I won't share any information," he stated.

Gabriel feigned a look of surprise. "Okay," he said. Then he clapped his hands. "Hey, talking about small things, you guys still have the Space gem, right?"

"Of course. It's in the most secure containment facility," Fury replied. He walked back to where Gabriel was now sitting.

Gabriel took in a deep breath. "Are you sure? Like one hundred percent I-would-bet-my- life-on-it sure?"

Fury opened his mouth and closed it. Then he opened it hesitantly. "I'm going to need to confirm that with my agents," he said.

"Yeah, I supposed so," Gabriel began, "it is gone, just saying. Thanos has it. Probably."

"Probably not," Fury conutereed.

Gabriel sighed. "Hey, did you hear I saw Loki?"

"I thought Loki was dead," Fury said and raised an eyebrow.

"He is," Gabriel answered.

"Oh yeah. You're an angel."

"Yep, now I'm going to see how Thor is doing."

o-o-o-o-o-o-o

Oof, guys. I'm adding another character from Supernatural at the request of StormPanther. Voting time! Either, Dean, Sam, Lucifer, Cas, Michael or Raphael? I really would like either Cas or Lucifer. ;)

PS. BTW i saw Thor: Ragnarok and I LOVED IT LOKI WAS SO BEAUTIFUL AND MAJESTIC AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR INFINITY WAR

PPS. Im going to start getting to the good stuff soon