Ah… fuck… she totally thinks that we're going to fuck, doesn't she? As much as I want that to happen, it would only be nothing more than a one-night stand if we did it under our current relationship. I need her to be emotionally invested in me so that she will be asking for more later on. But, if I said that to her face bluntly, she'll get embarrass and who know what might happen. She might run across the ship just like Clevebro did earlier today.
"My, my, in such a hurry, are we?" I try to poke the beast and see how she react. "Is there somewhere that you need to be, darling?~~"
"Shut up and just lay your body on the bed already!" Fufufu~~ She is adorable when she is blushing like that. I guess Monty has this side to her as well. Not that I know of since she rarely ever shown me this face.
"You know, the talk before the deed usually gets me rile up." We kinda skip a crucial part, here. All the teasing, the insults, the flirts, the kisses, and etc. is what gets your body hot and ready, Monty. "But if you're the type that prefer the talk while doing it, I don't mind."
"Guh! Stop talking and move your butts!" Ufufufu~~ I love the frustration in her voice. I want her to use this voice again in the future, when she is begging me to fuck her.
"Alright, sweetheart~~ The night is still young so don't get too hasty now~~" I love teasing these kinds of girl. Their flustered reaction just filled me with immense satisfaction. I follow Monty's order and lay on my side. "I expect a grand performance from my lovely Monty."
"Stop grinning like an idiot." That's where you're wrong Monty, I'm don't look like an idiot. I AM AN IDIOT! "Guuuhh… why did I do this…" Because you want to get me a boner? Monty squirms and wiggles relentlessly on the foot of my bed. "Ugh! Never touch my big bro ever again!" After what seems like eternity, Monty finally shows what was hiding underneath her cloak.
"Wow…" Someone absolutely choose and force that on her. There's no way the Monty would wear something like that. "…you're absolutely gorgeous." Her sleepwear was daring and when I say daring, I mean fucking DARING. That kind of sleepwear is something I expect to be wear by Eugen or Belfast. A white translucent dress that acts more like a light fog rather than something you use to cover yourself. The design itself doesn't help the fact that it has holes on her nipples and pussy! Those dress are definitely design for sex!
"Your words have no effect on me." No, because clearly you have been numb by your choice of clothes. Who force you to wear that?!
"I wonder if my fingers will." I pat the space next to me as an invite for Monty. "Give me what I want and your big bro won't get hurt."
"…okay…" It seems that someone has accepted her fate as she lay her body next to me. "…Please don't be so rough…" Fucking hell! This is bad for my health! I was putting a mask of evil on my face just for shit and giggles but I can't help myself when the girls look at me with those puppy eyes!
"Fufufufu~~ That depends on how you react, Monty." I grab Monty's body and pull her in closer to me. Her flustered and blushing face was absolutely the best! "Are you ready, my darling~~?" I whisper to her ears and I kid you not, her entire body vibrate. She is not a robot, is she?
"Just fuck me already!"
"Ohohoho~~ Feisty~~" I grab Monty's shoulders and look at her straight in the eyes. "Hehehehehehe~~" We stare each other down, one with lust and the other with horror. I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, want to FUCK HER! But thankfully, the best part of me stops me from doing so and decide to pull her into a bear hug instead. "OH MY GOD! YOU'RE SO CUTE! YOU'RE SO ADORABLE! SO CUTE AND YET SO LEWD! THIS IS NOT FAIR! I WANT TO EAT YOU UP! CUTE! CUTE! CUTE!"
"Ugh!" I roll around the bed while still hugging Monty so it looks like I was giving her a death roll. "Hhuuuhh…" I can't help myself but give Monty's cheeks a barrage of kisses. Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, and KISS!
"MMMMMMHHHHHH~~~~! Accept my love, Monty!"
"You're not going to… fuck me…?"
"Oh, I will." I said blatantly without any shame behind my words. I'm a man of commitment. "I just can't do it to someone who doesn't want to. It's okay if it was a foreplay but I can't bring myself to actually do it to a real one." I'm a fucking bastard, pervert, molester, dumbass, stupid, moron, and etc but putting my dick inside a girl that doesn't want it is not me. "You come here to sell your body for your big bro and not on your own volition."
"Why?"
"Hmm? 'Why'? Isn't it clear? I love you, Monty."
"…no, you're not… you always lusting over my body."
"Yeah… but from the depth of my heart, I truly love you. My lust may win a couple of times," most of the times. "but I really do love you, Monty. I want the best for both of us."
"…"
"It would be bad for us if I actually take your virginity tonight."
"…why would it be bad for you?"
"Because first time is something important, Monty. I wouldn't be able to live down the sin of taking your first time forcefully." I'll be dead the moment anyone find out. Stella would've just throw me offboard and let the Arsenal Bird finish me off. "Didn't I tell you earlier how much I love you?"
"Is this your strategy to get to me?"
"That and also for my sanity. What's wrong with being kind to the person I love?"
"…playboy…"
"Thank you~~ *BUGH!*" Oh fuck… that's a good punch.
"That's not a compliment, moron." It is to me though. "but thank you, for having common sense."
"Aaaww~~ You're so adorable~~ Alright, I made up my mind! I command you to sleep with me for this entire week."
"What if I don't want to?"
"Then I'll get Clevebro to do so." My Kenbunshoku Haki immediately kick in and I block Monty's punch. Sad for you Monty but I can read the future with my Kenbunshoku. "Nice try but I wouldn't fall for the same trick twice."
"You promise that you won't hurt her!"
"And that promise require us to have hot steamy sex! And we didn't do it, do we?!"
"Guh! Fuck me! Just fuck me already! Stop acting like a gentleman and fuck me already!"
"No! I don't want to fuck this version of Monty! What's with you and trying to act like a knight to Clevebro?!"
"Shut up! You're just a pervert!"
"I'm a pervert but this is too much, Monty!" The rage in her eyes start dimming down after I start raising my voice. I rarely ever use this tone before so this must a surprise for her. "Do you realize how stupid your action is?! I'm a nothing more than pervert but if this pervert has to put away his lust, you know you have done something bad, right?!"
"…did my big bro ask you to do this?"
"What?! No! She's purely in the dark on this one." After what happened while I was sick, I doubt Clevebro would have the bravery to meet me. Even today, I have to come to her for us to finally meet again. "I'm doing this on my own accord." You know I'll take advantage of whoever want something for me, right? If Clevebro ask me anything then she basically selling her soul to the devil. "Stop underestimating how much effort I would put to help someone that I love!"
"Do you always talk to girl like this?"
"Hmm~~ Depends." You shouldn't generalise how you act toward people. Different people like to be treated differently. "But generally, you're the only one that I act like this." That's how troublesome you are. Dido is easier since she is my maid but Monty isn't.
"…playboy." I am.
"By the way, about what you asked me earlier, have Clevebro ever ask Stella before?" Have Stella try to counsel her before? She asked me if Clevebro ask me for help with Monty so that mean it had happened before, right?
"…are you going to tell me I'm weird for looking up to my big sister?"
"What?! No! It's normal to look up to your older siblings. You're not the only one, you know?" She is clearly surprise by my response. Her eyes open wide and mouth agape. Has everyone been telling her that it's wrong to look up to her older siblings?! That is so fuck up! "I'm not the oldest one on my family too, you know? I know how it feels to have amazing older siblings, Monty." This is the only time I'll ever said that out loud! I'll never said that to their faces!
"Really?" Has there never been anyone that she can talk to about this?! She looks so hype up about this! I swear, if my memory serves me right, that there are other people that also likes their older sibling too in Azur Lane, right?
"Mmhhmm~~ You know, a year ago, I was nothing more than a Lieutenant Colonel." I shouldn't really talk shit about my past rank like this but it's for Monty! "Different from me, all of my older siblings have a position that's near the top. Each and every single one of them is a high specs individual that easily dominate over their competitors." There better not be a recording device anywhere near me. "So I understand what you're feeling."
"Ooooh…" She is looking at me with some very hopeful eyes. Is she hoping that I'm just like her? Sorry Monty but I'm still normal.
"Since you look up to your sister, I want to ask you something. Why are you trying to keep her in the dark?"
"I already told you earlier the day. I don't need to repeat myself."
"What? You don't want her to get hurt? That must be a joke, right?" She was tick off with my provocation. Her face sour and her lips frown deeply as if I had just insulted her mother. "You're the one that told me that Clevebro is strong both physically and mentally so why are you trying to protect her instead of working together with her? If you really admire her, wouldn't it be a lot better for you to work together instead of alone?"
"…what are you trying to say?"
"I'm just asking, why do you trying to act like a stalker instead of a sister?" I know that she can kill me without even trying but that would just prove that I'm right because I'm offending her. Why would she get angry if I'm insulting something that is completely not true? "A family stick together, solve problem together, trying to help each other, but you don't do any of that. You act alone." And so do I but if I said that, it would just undermine what I'm trying to teach to her. "So tell me, what is the real reason to not tell Clevebro about what I'm doing to you?"
"…if you know that it's wrong then why aren't you stopping yourself?"
"Because I'm enjoying it." It's a fuck up reason but it's the truth. "And I want to test how far can I push you before you call Clevebro. Seems like I can do whatever I want to you and you won't tell, Clevebro."
"Don't get over yourself."
"I'm not." I prove my word by grabbing her ass and squeezing them tight. "Come on. Prove me wrong." I keep on massage her ass cheeks, dig my fingers in them juicy MEAT, and spread them apart. Please prove me wrong, Monty.
"…My Clevebro is number one for me…" That's not the word I want to hear, Monty. I want to hear you screaming and punching me. "…She loves you and telling her what kind of a person you are would destroy her…"
"Then are you telling me that she will be okay if her sister got molested?!" If that's really how Clevebro is thinking then she will be my next target. She need to be re-educated! "Are you telling me that Clevebro is the worst person that ever been born?!"
"I'm not saying that!" There we go! That's the spirit! "I just don't like to see her suffer."
"Between knowing that her crush is a perverted piece of shit and her sister getting rape twenty-four seven, which one do you think will crush her heart more?" It's an easy question so I didn't wait for her answer and keep on pushing. "Monty, you're lucky that your commander is me. What happen if your commander is someone with no moral?" That's also an easy question. Monty would be taken advantage of 24/7. I may be someone who is depraved of moral but at least there is something there. "Monty, your sister love you too so why aren't you trusting her?"
"…that would destroy your relationship with her…"
"That would be my problem and my fault!" Why is she trying so fucking hard to justify her wrongdoing?! She is being a fucking diamond head! "And wouldn't that be better for your sister?! Would you rather your sister had a crush on a perverted asshole like me?!"
"…no…"
"Exactly!" And ouch! "This 'shadow' act that you're playing would only hurt you and Clevebro while giving me a one hundred percent profit." Did I just admit to my crime? I'm the worst criminal in the entire world. God damn… No wonder no mafia want to accept me… "Look Monty, you shouldn't worry about the relationship between me and Clevebro. If it turns sour then it's my fault and hey, you could take the chance with Clevebro if I break her heart, no? You could try to console her in her lowest point and that might earn you some point in Clevebro's eyes."
"…Do you hate Cleveland?" Is this the first time she ever said Cleveland and not Clevebro? I'm pretty sure she has said it before but it happens so rarely that it's a surprise when it happened.
"Ey? What? What gives you that idea?"
"You try to make me ruin your relationship with her." Eh? Isn't that what you wanted? "Do you hate her?"
"Yes, I hate her for taking my rightful place in your heart." I try to point at her heart and it's just a coincidence that her nipple is in the way. Her nipple is so cute, can I say that? "Tomorrow, I want you to go to Clevebro and tell her what kind of person I'm and tell her that you belong to me. Got that?"
"…I truly envy your confidence…" Be mine and I can give you some. "What makes you think you can win my heart?" The little girl in my arms is throwing me a smug face. She knows what makes me excited, isn't she? I like seeing smug-faced girls get absolutely destroy!
"Because I already did. Admit that you love me!" Bear hug time! "I'll hug you tighter if you don't admit it!"
"Nyo!" Time for a stronger bear hug!
"Admit it!"
"NNYYO!"
"ADMIT IT!"
"NNNYYYOOO!"
"AAAADDMMIIITT IIIITTT!"
"NEVER!" Repeat this exchange for 20 times. "You'll… Hah… Hah… never going… Hah… Hah… to make me admit it."
"Tomorrow… Hah… Hah… I'm going to make you… Hah… Hah… Tomorrow…" Unintentionally, she already admits it but I want to hear her admit it vocally. "Today… Hah… Hah… you win… Hah… Hah… Pervert…"
"You're the pervert… Idiot…" Monty pushes her body up and rest her head on my arm. "Don't you dare move, moron."
"My arm will be numb tomorrow, idiot."
"Don't care. It's your fault." Why you little!?
"I'm going to bite you all over if you keep doing that."
"Don't care, you stink. Bwe~~~"
XxX-XxX
"IIGGOO! I MISS YOU!"
"BBUUGGHHH!" When I open my eyes, Purifier suddenly dives into me and push me several kilometers away. If this was the real world, I would've been dead after the first kilometer.
"I MISS YOU! I MISS YOU! I MISS YOU!" The crazy woman furiously rubs her face on my chest so hard that she tears my T-shirt apart. "You have no idea how angry Alpha was this several days! And the worst part of it, she vented all her anger on—BBUUGGHH!"
"You're too loud." Alpha come to the rescue and smack Purifier off my body. "I was mad at you because you keep asking about Igo." I can actually believe that. "So darling, did something feel off today?"
"Off? Not exactly." I don't remember feeling weird today. "Why? Did you fuck up or something?"
"No, just wondering." Alpha's tentacles wrap themselves around me and then lifts me up. It's been a long time since we've done this, huh… I almost forget how comfortable it is. "Since it's been such a long time since we do this, how about we go on a date?"
"Sure! Where do you wanna go?"
"I wanna go to a lot of places." Same.
"HEY! Don't forget about me?!" Purifier comes into the pile and hug me. "I want to go too! I promise I won't bother you too while both of you are having sex!" Didn't Tester said that you were the one that have the most experience in sex? Or did my memory serve me wrong?
"Ugh… know I'll regret bringing you along." She is fun. I like her. Bring her along more. "Fine but if you interrupt me, this will your last time ever meeting Igo."
"Alright! Come on! Come on!" Purifier latch on to me as Alpha's tentacles create a lightproof cocoon around us. "YAY! Field trip! Field trip! YYYAAAYY!" Can't you do this every time you want to, Purifier? She can just sleep and use her dream to explore around, no? Does she have to use my dream?
"Don't scream, you're going to tear my eardrums off."
"Hey, there's no need to be rude to her. She is just happy."
"Don't you dare take her side!" Alpha shakes me violently. "You're mine, remember!" I don't remember marrying you.
"No! HE IS MINE TOO!" Now this is how you win a man's heart, Alpha. Purifier hugs my head and give me a good taste of her body. Unlike Alpha who use her animalistic tentacles to touch me, Purifier straight up use her own womanly body and that makes all the difference. "I like him too!" I like you too, Purifier.
"It doesn't matter what you feel for him, Igo loves me the most, right?"
"…" Alpha, you tempted me with your body and if you want to keep my love then you need to offer your body again but this time, the one that is offering her body is Purifier. "…Your body smells good, Purifier."
"I see..." Alpha! Alpha! Calm down! Calm down! Deep breath! Deep breath! Her eyes are literally shinning like the sun. "You truly are nothing more than a slut." You have fucked a lot of guys before, Alpha. You're no better than me! Alpha grab Purifier and peel her off of me before she brought me closer to her. "I'm going to reiterate to you that the only one that can quench your thirst is me." I'm looking forward to that! "We have arrived."
"YAY!" Alpha's tentacles cocoon gradually loosen up and let the outside light pierce in. The light outside mean that we're probably somewhere on the other side of the world. "Let me out!" Purifier jets out of the cocoon like a rocket taking off. In a blink of an eye, she disappears and there's a big gaping hole on the cocoon.
"Calm down... You'll ruin everything." Once the cocoon finally opens up completely, what I see with my eyes confuse me.
"A… mall?" I didn't know what I was expecting but definitely not this. "Did you take a wrong turn somewhere?" I turn my head around to see whatever there is a huge hole where we crash in from. Doesn't look like it.
"No, idiot." Alpha gently pinches my cheek. "I want to experience a shopping date." A shopping date? Hmm… I mean, it's not weird for people to date in a mall but wouldn't a shopping street be better for this? I mean, that's my preference. "Beside, didn't you rip my clothes yesterday? Fufufufu~~ You need to help me pick a new one, dummy." Take a deep breath, Igo. This woman is my enemy! This woman is my enemy! Don't get tempted by her wink! She is not cute! She is not cute! SHE IS SO CUTE! FFFFUUUCCCKK! That's unfair!
"But I don't know about your taste though." If I have to guess, probably a perverted one.
"If I want to buy something that suit my taste, I wouldn't bring you with me." Fair. "So come on, darling. I'm going to need some gorgeous clothes for our future dates." My taste huh… What's my taste in clothing again? Spicy? I think this is the first time I've ever have to pick an outfit for someone. This might go horribly wrong.
"I'm going to pair you up with the sexiest clothes I can find."
"If that's your taste then sure." Alpha moves her tentacle below me so I'm ridding her tentacle instead of being carried by it. "Let's go." It was a nice experience to be going around an empty mall while on Alpha's tentacles. You usually need to walk around and mind your surrounding but right now, I can just enjoy the chill relaxing atmosphere without worry. "Hmm… How about we try this store?" And we crash into our first store. Why does I have feeling that this might become a trend?
"Please don't do that. You're creating a mess." I guess there's a reason as to why they don't let you ride a car inside a mall. "There could be good clothes down there."
"Eh, who cares?" Didn't we come here for that? "Okay, let's look around." Alpha lifts me up and use me as a scout. "Do you see anything you like?"
"Hmm… yeah, in front." I honestly don't know what kind of outfit would fit Alpha the most but I think a one-piece dress is a good start. It's always a safe bet then maybe we can get to something riskier after.
"A one-piece dress section huh… Well, if that what you wanted then sure." It's a start. "So which one do you want me to wear?"
"Let's look at our options, shall we?" I jump down from Alpha's tentacles to get a ground view of what I'm working with. Hmm… There's plenty of them here from the long to the short, the plainest to the most extraordinary. Options are definitely not something that should be a concern. "Come here." And maybe, I can use this chance to dig for information, like always. "I need a doll to be toyed with."
"Do I need to get naked too?" I nod my head instantly. "I don't hate your confidence but a little bit of blush would be a little bit cuter, you know?" I'm a man, Alpha. I know what I want. "Here, your beautiful darling~~ Free for you to do anything~~" Shit, why do I get a boner everytime she gets naked? It's not fair! Of course I will thought of nothing but sex with her if she is like this!
"Lewd pervert~~" GUH! Focus Igo! You need to choose something good that will cheer her up and then you can ask her. "Alright, let's start with this one." I pick the closest dress to me and give it to Alpha. It was a sleeveless light yellow dress with a frilly, and large hem.
"Doesn't this feel too fairy tale to you?" Alpha comments on the dress as she put it on. Now that she says it, it kinda does. "Not suited for a slut like me, no?" It's a gap that make it hotter but if she doesn't like it then maybe we shouldn't. "Do you have a thing for raping a pure looking girl?"
"Yes." Fuck! Why am I so honest!? LIE ME! LIE! "But you're not pure, whore."
"That's why there's a 'looking' in there, dummy." Eh… fair. Alpha spreads her tentacles to every corner of the store until one of them come back with a huge mirror. "Hmm… Not bad but I think the hem is too big for my own taste." Too big, huh… Noted. Now let's see the smaller ones. "But if you like this so much then sure, I'll be willing to wear it."
"Your beautiful no matter what you're wearing so you shouldn't worry what I'm thinking, just pick the one where both of our taste overlap." I wonder what Alpha's favourite palette is. She usually wears black so maybe she is a goth or something. Hmm…
"Aaawww~~ You're so sweet~~ But no, I'm your dolls for today. Dress me up in whatever clothes you like."
"Can I ask you to put my dick inside of you?"
"Clothes first, fuck later." Thank you. I'll be looking forward to it. "I'll keep this one and maybe ask Tester to shrink the hem."
"You're gonna get yell at by her." Alpha shines me a mischievous smile as if that what she is aiming for. She really like to get on her fellow siren bad side, huh… Talking about another siren… "By the way, where's Purifier?" She was with us before. Did Alpha silently get rid of her?
"Arcade probably. That girl has no patient for something like this." Yeah… Why am I not surprise? "That's for the best. I don't want her to ruin our date."
"Hey, she is cute and funny to be around with. Don't be rude like that."
"Why are you always on her side!?" Alpha smacks my ass with a tentacle, probably out of frustration. "Why do you always so nice to her? You're mine!"
"Calm down… I'm yours but I'm just saying what I'm thinking about Purifier."
"Then think twice before you say something." I don't even think once what makes you think I'll think twice?
"Fine, you're pretty and I want to fuck you."
"You're just saying that to cheer me up." Damn straight! "If you want to cheer me up for real then stop thinking about her and focus on me."
"You're adorable~" She is so cute when she is furious like this. My main goal is to bring her mood up but she isn't so bad when she is like this. I rarely ever seen her in this state when she is always so smug. "Let me give you a kiss on the cheek~~"
"MMmmmmmhhhhhh! Fine…" Alpha presents her cheek to me and I really want to just take a bite of it but for my own safety, I shouldn't. Not now at least.
"Why can't you be like this more often? *Smooch* I like to see this cute side of you~~"
"You didn't act cute so why do I have to?" Fair. "Come on, I'm not satisfied with just one outfit."
We then proceed to look around the store for something else. It kinda hard to look for something that fits her size considering she has the body of a child. At one point I was thinking of asking her to go to the children section but I know she'll fuck me 24/7 with her tentacles if I did that. It's tempting, don't get me wrong.
"Ooo~~ Say, how are you planning to assault me in this outfit? I like this one and I intend to wear it when we're going on a date so it'll be beneficial if you tell me in advance so that I prepare myself when you eventually sexually assault me." Why am I felling hurt? She is talking the truth and we both know it as a fact so why does it hurt my heart? The outfit that she is wearing is a blue blouse with a short sleeve and a black mini skirt. "I assume you want to use the zipper on the back of my skirt, no?"
"Yeah…" I mean, if I want to get to juicy meat inside the of course I need to peel the outside first, no? "I don't think anyone has ever curious about accessibility for molester when buying an outfit." I wonder how a store attendant would react to such question? Call the police or mental institution?
"That's because I know my partner very well~~" And so is a lot of girls, you're not special. "Should I add shawl to this?"
"I think it's a good idea." That smile on her face… Maybe the time have come. "Say Alpha, I know this come out left field but can I ask you why did you insert my mind with the information about your destroyer?" Is that a bait? Is the knowledge I receive a false? In a war, no one would want their enemy to have even a shred of information about them and here Alpha just shoves an entire manual book of her destroyer into me.
"Hmm? It's for an experiment." What kind? Whatever you can shove a book into a human mind? If that's it then it's a success. That information is forever engraved in my mind. "Have you told your fake girlfriend about it?"
"…" I wonder which one of those affect me more. The fact that she knows that Stella isn't my real girlfriend, or she can confidently conduct her experiment without any worries of important information leaking out because what kind of person I am. "I'll search for Purifier."
"Eh? Are you angry at me? WAIT! PLEASE DON'T GO! I'M SORRY!"
"…thanks… for helping me…"
"BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!"
I FUCKING HATE STAIR!
The fact there is no ear muffler anywhere nearby could only indicate that this place isn't OSHA compliance.
The vibe of this room is screaming 'THE FUTURE' to me.