(Trigger warning Implied forced cannibilism.)
I ran through the forest, avoiding arrows as a tribe of Amazons chased me. Why? Well, I may have brutally killed their leader after she underestimated me. That and I also entered their little tribe by accident. But I was also searching for their tribe; I've gotten a job to help clear them out. So, after setting a few traps here and there, I tried to find their village and ended up walking in it instead, which led me to fight their leader and win instantly. But they weren't gonna let that go; they began chasing, which led us to know I was still running and avoiding arrows from them. While I knew these arrows weren't going to actually harm me, they were a pain in the ass to clean up the mana that was laced on them. Or imbued? I don't know; all I know is it sucks; while I can't get corrupted, it still sucks. How many sucks is that now- oh shit!
"Ah, fuck!" Of course, I got myself stuck in my own trap! I am now dangling on a tree with a rope tied to my foot. "Shit! Knife, knife, knife! Where the hell is it!" Quickly feeling my knife, I grabbed it and began to cut myself out.
"Hi, mister." Said a childlike voice. Turning, I saw a... what the fuck are you?
"What are you?" Focusing on this caterpillar-looking child. Shaking my head, I continue cutting the rope before the amazons catch up. But I did begin hearing distant cries of pain. 'Good, my other traps are working.'
"I'm a greenworm mister." I only hummed at the info. "Do you need any help?"
"Nah, I'm good kid." I finally cut through the rope and plunged down onto the floor. "Oof!"
"There he is!"
"Shit!" Quickly getting up, I grabbed my sword. I smile at the approaching amazons and notice their smaller but manageable numbers. "Heh, guess those traps really surprised you, ey." I taunt them.
All of them growled in anger at me. "You'll pay for what you've done to our sisters, human!"
I smile at them, reading myself for a fight, "That's what I hope. Now show me what you got!" At that, both sides charged at each other.
(later)
Snapping the neck of the last Amazon, I look at my work. "Hm, quite a good haul of meat. And nothing like that company, heh." I then heard a whimper behind me. Turning around, I saw the greenworm from Eariler, who was now staring at me in fear.
"You're- you're not-" I quickly cut her off by throwing a dagger at her head. "Trisha meine hurrava eilum." I sigh. Kneeling down, I began cutting up the amazons into pieces.
"M-monster."
"Hm?" Turning, I see one Amazon still alive. But barely. Smiling at her, I continue to cut her fellow amazons in front of her. "Care to join me for lunch." I laugh cruelly.
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[Aamazoness]
Due to the Amazons being a warrior race, their meat is very tough and chewy. But rich in protein and vitamins, also due to whatever diet amazons eat (Other than men's essences) some may come with health benefits. Hunting these monsters down will benefit anyone looking to get a bigger physique. You can cook Amazon meat into steaks, stew, gumbo, or any other type of open-fire cooking. But for those not looking to eat tough meat, marinate it with lots of lemon juice. It makes it tender and even more flavorful before putting it on the grill, stove, etc. (Or you can just beat it.)
(brain)
High in proteins and vitamins, giving it to others helps clear their vision and gives them a good night's rest. The brain is best eaten in a stew.
(Lungs)
Makes a good taco. It also tastes amazing with some salt and lemon. Best cooked grilled or on an open fire.
(Kidneys)
It can be eaten however you want. I found no problem eating the meat in different ways. Though I do recommend quite a bit of salt.
(Tounge)
For the tongue, cut them into tiny chunks of meat. To make it worth it, I recommend killing three amazons for a full meal for one person. It is quite tender, so it'll be very easy to eat. I recommend it to those who have trouble swallowing correctly.
(horn)
This is a bit off-topic, but the horn is a good material. Hey, I even made a hell of a spoon and fork out of it.
(Other)
It's either too tough or high in vitamins to kill a normal person.
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(Tail)
Cut the tail into pieces and grind it. After that, put the meat into a piece of cloth or paper and boil it. Once boiled, take it out and squeeze it to make a spicy dipping sauce.
[Greenworm]
Greenworms have no internal organs and are mostly either flesh or vital parts. Either way, they are high in protein but taste kinda bitter with a sweet aftertaste. It must be due to all the fruits they eat. Plus, their flesh has a very lobster-like texture.
(Stomach)
It tastes very good but must be chopped up into pieces. The Amazon tail sauce tastes good with it, though. It's best cooked on an open fire, stove, or flat area.
(Others)
Either it is very bitter, or its texture is too disgusting or fatty. But it does make good cooking oil.
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[Eyes]
The jello inside the eyes tastes good, plus the eyes are fine eaten raw. Plus, it's good for a cold. (It may not be for everyone.)
Thats it for now I hope you enjoyed all.
Guest: Wut?
Jonathan Cena OFFICAL: Nice.
Justsomenoone: In honest truth I'm think about it as well. Might only do their wielder IDK.
PEACE!
