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"Hm, I wonder who left these?" I see a bunch of footprints on the floor, as if an army passed through here. I stood up from my crouching position and looked at the dirt road before me. "Welp, staying here won't help me, and no army has ever held me back." So, I continued to follow the dirt road.

(3 days later)

"Guess that explains the army." In front of me looks like an army of men and women, most likely from the Order. "Bunch of zealots." I, of course, don't like them; it was mostly due to the negative criticism I got from my cookbook. Hell, they even put a bounty to find me! But whatever, it's not like they know it's me. Even if they did find me, I could always change my form.

Choosing not to meddle with them, I walked around them and continued my journey.

(Later)

Huh, what a village. Not only that, but it also appears to be monster-friendly. Greeeaat, Sighing, I continue on into the town. I hope the Order army I encountered earlier won't attack this place.

(1 day later)

Had to fucking jinx it, didn't I? *Sigh* "Itium, atta ae levirium megra." Taking my sword out, I began sneaking around the alleyways, hoping to avoid the Order soldiers and mages. I also picked up a few humans, leading them to safety.

"Over here, there's some stragglers!" Yelled out a soldier.

"Shit! RUN!" I shouted at the group, who all began screaming and running. Picking up a child who had trouble running, I followed them as we began being chased by the Order soldiers. Soon, we ended up being surrounded and blocked off, but what surprised everyone, even me, was the appearance of a Valkyrie.

"We're dead, we're so dead." cried a woman who collapsed on the floor and began crying. Soon, the rest of the people began begging for their lives to be spared. But the Valkyrie only scoffed at their begging before aiming her sword at us. Once she performed that action, the soldiers began approaching us, having their swords ready.

But I caught them by surprise by blinking in front of one of their men and decapitating them.

"I won't let you harm innocents," I said to the Valkyrie and soldiers, who now all focused on me.

"What is your name, sinner?" Said the Valkyrie.

"Kell."

"Well then, Kell, you may call me Charlotte. May the Chief God have mercy on your soul... but we won't." soon, everyone charged at me, and I charged back.

(10 minutes later)

The Valkyrie stared at me in awe and a bit of fear at how I brutally and efficiently murdered the soldiers. But snapping out of her confusion, she raised her sword and shield at me.

"Fine! I'll take care of you on my own!" She snarled at me.

"Ah, finally," I said, grinning manically as I engaged her in battle. As we engaged in swordplay, I instantly noticed her superior strength. Well, not superior to mine, but from the others. As I played with her, I noticed she was more skilled and focused. Plus, she managed to land a few good 'cuts' on me. But soon, I had enough of her and went on finishing the fight. Well, I would've ended it quickly, but she broke my sword. "Ah, shit."

The Valkyrie gave an exhausted grin of triumph at breaking my sword. But she soon realized it didn't put me out of the fight quickly as I began breaking her bones with my hands through her armor. Soon, I knocked her onto the floor and began ripping her wing off. She let out a piercing scream as I proceeded to rip her wings off slowly and painfully. Once down, the Valkyrie was now on the floor, beaten and bleeding. The once proud warrior was now a crying mess trying to crawl away from me.

"Hm, I hoped you Valkyries may put up more of a fight. Perhaps more of you may provide a challenge." I said, taunting her crawling form.

"M-mercy, please!" She cried between sobs.

"Now, why would I do that? I haven't even put Valkyries into my cookbook yet; it's not like I'll get this chance again." The Valkyrie's eyes would open wide at the new and slowly look back at me in horror.

"Y-you-you're the Cook! The author of the Monster Girl Cook Book!" She said, terrified.

Laughing, I say, "Yes, it is me." I confirmed, which caused her eyes to be filled with even more fear as she began to crawl away from me faster. "Aw, don't crawl away, little Valkyrie; I only want to see how you taste." As she crawled, I heard her desperation to get away from me. Her panicked screams and cries. But soon, I ended her useless plight as I sunk her own sword into her back, swiftly killing her. "Hm, well, time to move you and begin cooking ya."

-Entree-

[Valkyrie]

What can I say? They taste heavenly, pun intended. No, really. For some reason, Valkyrie meat tastes like something you would love to eat daily, whatever it is. But more on the meaty scale, for example, if you love pork, they'll taste like pork; if you like beef, they'll taste like beef, etc. To no surprise, Valkyrie meat is incredibly healthy. With its 'heavenly' properties, it was able to literally heal any sick person I gave it to. But I did have to keep it a secret about what I gave them.

Everything is edible and tastes delicious, minus their bones and bone marrow.

(Other)

It is important to say that eating Valkyrie meat has also been known to grant users abilities of increased strength, stamina, and endurance. You'd become as strong as a Valkyrie if ONLY you desired to be a warrior of some sort.

Sighing a satisfied smile, I began packing up my stuff.

"Hello, Brother." Said a male voice, catching me by surprise.

"AH FUCK!"

Justsomenoone: I hope this chatper answered your question. Also for his name it's justa shorter version of his real name and its a alias.

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