A/N Hello! It's been a while, hasn't it? I'm planning on uploading 5 chapters at once, which will take another week, so please take these TamaNeji Shorts (aka Incorrect quotes) for now!
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Nejire: *Adorably mouthing words to some kind of rap song, wrapped in blankets in the backseat of Tamaki's car*
Mirio: *Sitting next to her*
Mirio: *Gasps in surprise*
Tamaki: I know right? She's so cute.
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Nejire: I have something to ask, Tama-Kun...
Tamaki: *looks up from watch* Okay but make it quick. We'll be late.
Nejire: I'd like to know if you actually, truly, love me.
Tamaki:
Nejire:
Tamaki: Nejire. We've been together for 9 years and we're getting married in half an hour.
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Tamaki: I'm so hot. *Standing in front of fan*
Nejire: Yes you- I mean- Yes. It's very hot in here.
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Tamaki: *stares longingly at Nejire from across the library*
Nejire: *looks up from her laptop, at Tamaki*
Tamaki: *quickly looks away* [Internally] NOOOO I NEED TO CHANGE SCHOOLS NOW, GOTTA BURN EVERYTHING DOWN AND START AFRESH HDSFUGTHKJERHIKGER I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE SAW ME.
Nejire: *didn't even notice Tamaki was there*
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Tamaki: I hate myself.
Nejire: That's okay.
Tamaki: Wait...What?
Nejire: I'll just love you for the both of us until you love yourself.
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Nejire: Why is your password 'NEJIREISCUTEANDYOUCANTSAYOTHERWISE' (Nejire is cute and you can't say otherwise)
Tamaki: Why do you know my password?
Nejire:
Nejire: Why is your password NEJIREISCUTEANDYOUCANTSAYOTHERWISE?
Tamaki: Because you're cute and you can't say otherwise. Now why do you know my password?
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Nejire: I'm in love-
Tamaki: O-Oh. I-I see.
Nejire: -With you
Tamaki: ...Eh?
Nejire: Yeah.
Tamaki: Nejire?
Nejire: Yeah?
Tamaki: We've been married for 3 years. You did this on our wedding day too.
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Nejire: I want us to grow old together.
Tamaki: Are you assuming I want to live?
Nejire: ...Sweetie are you alright?
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Nejire: Do you have a bag I can borrow?
Tamaki: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they are specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Nejire: *dialling the number of a therapist* Literally all you had to say was no.
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Nejire: *yelling* Fine! If you don't like it then take what's yours and LEAVE!
Tamaki: *yelling back* I WILL!
Tamaki: *proceeds to bridal-style carry Nejire out of the door*
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Tamaki: You know people are going to call you an idiot for doing this.
Nejire: *getting prepared for a prank* Well what are you going to call me?
Tamaki: My idiot who's doing this. *kisses her forehead*
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A/N Was it cringey and OOC? Yes? Okay good. Now just wait for the next 5 chapters!
~KarmanamiWeirdo