A/N I think I'll start doing the disclaimers at the end of the chapters lol. And yes I'm doing it again. I'm gonna mass upload so it's gonna take a bit more time. Take these TamaNeji Shorts/Incorrect quotes for now.
Disclaimer: I don't own BNHA.
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Nejire: Ask me why I love Tamaki.
Mirio: ...Why do you love Tamaki?
Nejire: I thought you'd never ask!
Nejire: *Pulls out a 300 slide PowerPoint and 10-page essay*
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Nejire: Tamaki help me I'm going through a crisis.
Tamaki: Sure, because if there's ANYONE who is good at emotional stability it's the guy who sees people's faces as potatoes.
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Tamaki: I know you think my judgment is clouded because I like Nejire a little bit.
Mirio: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Tamaki: That's our joint tombstone.
Mirio: My mistake.
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Nejire: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What do I do?
Mirio: Punch him in the stomach. Then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him. Simple.
Kirishima: Tackle him.
Tsuyu: Dump him.
Uraraka: Kick him in the shins.
Tamaki: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. WHAT THE HECK GUYS? JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
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Nejire: *sneezes*
Tamaki: *thinks* How...does she sneeze...like a baby kitten? So...cute and pure...
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Nejire: I'm going to fight the next person who insults my boyfriend.
Tamaki: I...I can't be a hero...I'm not good enough.
Nejire: ALL RIGHT BUDDY. SQUARE UP.
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Tamaki: Well fuck me if I'm wrong but-
Nejire: WRONG.
Tamaki: W-What?
Nejire: YOU.
Nejire: ARE.
Nejire: SO.
Nejire: FUCKING.
Nejire: WRONG.
Tamaki: *sexually frustrated* W-What? O-Okay then.
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Tamaki: Ow...I cut my finger.
Nejire: Let me kiss it better!
Tamaki: How does that help?
Nejire: Whenever I got hurt as a child, my mum kissed it to make it better. It always worked!
Tamaki: I see...
(Later)
Tamaki: Mirio I need you to punch my face.
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Tamaki: I have this urge to do something stupid.
Nejire: I'm stupid. Do me.
Everyone: ...
Nejire: Did I say that out loud?
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Nejire: If you were a flower, I'd pick you.
Tamaki: So you'd drag me from my home and kill me in the process?
Nejire: ...
Nejire: JUST LET ME FLIRT WITH YOU DAMMIT
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Nejire: Tamaki you're like, an angel with no wings.
Tamaki: So like, a person?
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Tamaki: Nejire you are no longer going to be Jire-Chan. It's too hard to say.
Nejire: Then what's my nickname?
Tamaki: My girlfriend.
Nejire: Yes I'll go out with you.
Tamaki: *thinks* Well that worked.
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Nejire: Oh come one. I wasn't THAT drunk.
Tamaki: You tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you told me I was important.
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Kirishima: Hey bro, what's your favourite colour?
Tamaki: Nejire.
Kirishima:
Tamaki: Sorry what was the question again?
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Tamaki: Is that my shirt?
Nejire: You mean OUR shirt?
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Tamaki: I wasn't that drunk.
Nejire: Tamaki you asked me if I was single.
Nejire: And you cried when I said I wasn't.
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Mirio: How'd the date with Nejire go?
Tamaki: It was great until I tried to compliment her. I wanted to say "You have the most wonderful smile. Your eyes are gorgeous."
Mirio: What happened?
Tamaki: She smiled. I panicked and said, "You have eyes."
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Nejire: *playing Pokémon Go*
Tamaki: Are you really playing that?
Nejire: Yes I- OH MY GOD DON'T MOVE!
Tamaki: Why?
Nejire: There's a Pokémon right next to you! I need to catch it...
Tamaki: *sighs*
Nejire: *runs to Tamaki and hugs him* Gotcha!
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Tamaki: *in a crowd* Has anyone seen my girlfriend?
Someone: What does she look like?
Tamaki: *on the verge of tears* Beautiful!
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A/N Just saying, sorry if the small amount of swearing in this chapter triggered you :/