Naruto: Shinigami of the Kyubiakuma

by gorutovssageta

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Bleach, just the story.

"The wielder of one of the nine sacred zanpakuto," the Minato impersonator announced as he/she increased the pressure being placed on Naruto's body with the paper that was shooting out his/her's left arm.

"W-Who are you?" Naruto stammered as he tried to break free from the paper, but was unable to do so.

"I am Konan, one of the member's of the true Akatsuki," the Minato impersonator answered, his/her's skin fluttering off his/her's body to reveal a blue haired woman with amber eyes, ultramarine eye shadow, and a labret piercing on her left eye.

"Wait, how many groups do the Akatsuki have?" Naruto questioned as Konan remained silent. "Answer me! What do you mean you're part of the "true" Akatsuki?"

"You're not in a position to be giving me demands Uzumaki Naruto," Konan reminded the blond Shinigami as she increased the pressure being placed on Naruto's body once more, causing the Shinigami to scream in anguish. "I haven't come here to fight you, I've come here to warn you..."

"Yeah, and I guess wrapping me up in this gift wrap paper garbage is a peace gesture right?" Naruto interrupted sarcastically, this comment earning him another increase in pressure from Konan's paper. Naruto closed his eyes as he screamed out in pain, the pressure enough to almost break a bone at this point.

"Listen to me," Konan hissed as her face remained stoic, showing absolutely no emotion. "You're a rogue Shinigami on the run from the Soul Society for allowing Kuchiki Rukia to sacrifice her Shinigami abilities to a human. You need us, just as much as we need you Uzumaki Naruto. We've all been subjected to the Soul Society's injustice, which is why we formed the original Akatsuki. Though most of our members have gone to follow a psychopath, most of us true Akatsuki members have remained faithful to Uchiha Madara, the leader of the true Akatsuki. He would like to extend his hand to help you, in return for your complete cooperation with our plans."

"So... you're asking me to join the Akatsuki?" Naruto asked, Konan nodding in response. "Heh, that's a joke. Now why would I join an organization that's trying to kill me? Plus, I thought Aizen was the leader of the Akatsuki, not this 'Uchiha Madara' character. What's the real story here?"

Konan opened her mouth to respond, but was intercepted by a zanpakuto being thrusted towards her chest, Konan jumping back to avoid the attack.

"Naruto isn't joining your little cult, so don't even bother," Soi Fon said as she appeared before the immobilized Naruto via flash step.

"Is this your woman Uzumaki Naruto?" Konan asked, Soi Fon blushing ferociously as this question was asked. "I would suggest you tell her to stand down."

"Don't you disrespect me, I'm right here!" Soi Fon roared as she went into an attack position. "I'll cut that smug look right off your face!" Soi Fon ran at Konan, who did not move as Soi Fon sliced the woman's head off her shoulders. Naruto opened his mouth in shock, looking at the dismembered head of Konan with widened eyes.

"Soi Fon, you went way too far!" Naruto roared as Soi Fon shrugged, sheathing her zanpakuto.

"Oh well, I don't really care," Soi Fon replied as she looked at the head of Konan, which was beginning to peel. Soi Fon looked at it with widened eyes as the head exploded, Konan appearing in front of Soi Fon, holding the woman by her shihakusho.

"My body is made of paper, you can never truly cut me with your blade," Konan taunted as she threw Soi Fon against a brick wall, the captain falling into a fetal position as her back slammed up against the wall. Soi Fon flash stepped from the ground, appearing in front of Konan with her zanpakuto drawn. Soi Fon cut Konan across the chest, but the woman transformed into several pieces of colored paper as Soi Fon's zanpakuto made impact. Each of the colored paper flew at Soi Fon like a shuriken, each one just as sharp. Soi Fon swayed from several of them, but was unable to continue as the number of them being thrown at once continued to increase. Soi Fon let out a slight scream as she was pegged with several of the paper shuriken, Konan appearing before the female Shinigami as Soi Fon went kneeling to the ground. Soi Fon growled as she took a swipe at Konan's knees, which turned to paper as impact was made, Konan's left hand turning into a zanpakuto. Konan's zanpakuto's aura was made of paper, the small pieces of paper in a flurry around the sword, Soi Fon looking up as Konan's zanpakuto zeroed in on her chest. Soi Fon managed to flash step away, just in time to avoid the blow.

"I can't analyze her attack pattern, I don't see a flaw in her defense..." Soi Fon thought as she looked up at the floating Konan. "Damn... I didn't think she would be this good..."

"I've wasted too much time on this," Konan announced as she looked directly at Naruto. "You'll join us, you don't have much time. Soon the Soul Society will realize you're still alive. Plus, they will come for your captain friend here as well. Once they do, you'll seek us out. Here..." Konan let Naruto out of the paper cocoon, throwing a piece of paper at Naruto's feet.

"Until then Uzumaki Naruto," Konan finished as she turned to paper, each piece of her body floating away into the wind until it was completely gone.

OK, pretty short because I didn't want to get too much in, leave you guys in suspense when the next upcoming chapters will be the movie chapters. So stay tuned for more soon, and here is the first movie chapter as promised! THANK YOU! to all who reviewed, I'm at 200 which I think is really cool. So thank you all, please keep it up, and I'll keep working as hard as I can! Thank you again!

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