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Hizashi Yamada vs. the alien invasion
Chapter one: Don't stop, don't stop, we belong now!
Hizashi and the rest of the UA staff and other persons living at UA rent free that matters were barley informed a minute ago by Kirishima and Tetsutetsu that alien ships were flying into Earth airspace. Hizashi had led the group outside and saw all of the ships flying in the air before turning to face the rest of the group before saying, "Well, we're boned!"
"Satan, Muzan, can't either of you two do anything?!" Aizawa asked as he turned to look at Luci and Muzan.
Briskly shaking his head, Luci said, "Oh no no no, I have NO experience in dealing with beings not of Earth. Hell, I'm barely familiar with the other divines of other mythos and religions here on Earth."
"Yeah, I doubt that I'll be of much help here as well," Muzan said, "Even IF I still had most of my now lost powers, I'm not sure if they'd work on beings not of Earth. They only worked on humans and the occasional animal." Turning to look at the Demon Slayer boys and Nezuko, Muzan said, "Humans, for your own safety I strongly urge you to hang back and not go in guns a'blazin'."
Stepping forward, Nezu said, "I believe that we need to greet our visitors, while hoping like hell that they come in peace. I shall lead the greeting party, and I'll need three others to come with me."
"I'll come along," Sekijiro volunteered, "If only to give you cover if you need to flee."
"I'll come too," Aizawa said as he raised a hand, "We need to approach this with a rational, level-headed mindset."
Stepping forward, Hizashi said, "And I'll be the third guy, because I'm the lead character of this series which means I have to go."
Aizawa scowled in annoyance as Nezu agreed and took him, Hizashi, and Sekijiro to greet the first alien ship that landed on the ground. The ship opened, a ramp ejected out to make contact with the ground, and a lone being walked down to greet Nezu's party as it came walking up. The being had wild black hair in a distinct style, and he wore an orange martial arts outfit with blue undershirt, blue boots, and wristbands.
Waving a hand in greeting, the person who came out from the alien ship said, "Greetings, beings of Earth. What is your species called?"
"Nezu here is some uplifted animal," Aizawa said while gesturing to Nezu, then gestured to himself, Hizashi, and Sekijiro before going on, "And the guys here and I are humans."
Smirking in sincere amusement, the alien being said, "You guys sure seem strong! I wouldn't mind getting to try sparring with you to see just how strong!"
"You're here to invade our planet?!" Sekijiro exclaimed.
Looking genuinely confused, the alien being said, "Umm... no, we come in peace and wish to settle. Sorry if I gave a fright, it's just that I like to find and fight strong opponents to test myself and grow stronger as a fighter. It's sort of ingrained into my Saiyan genes."
"Your people are called Saiyans," Nezu said.
Nodding once, the now identified Saiyan said, "Yep! We came here mostly just for fun. Anyway, I need to introduce myself." Jerking a thumb at himself, the Saiyan went on, "I am known as Son Goku. It's a pleasure to meet you humans!"
After the guys realized what was happening, Aizawa face palmed. "...We already splashed in Demon Slayer, and now were splashing in Dragon Ball. What's going to happen next?"
Hizashi looked like he was about to say something, but thought better of it. "Meh, I'll tell them later," Hizashi muttered under his breath.
Later in the UA meeting room, Hizashi and the others were meeting with Goku. "I knew that we were going to get an instalment featuring aliens," Toshinori whispered to Nemuri, "I just never expected that the aliens were going to be Saiyans."
"I never expected to hear that someone checked and it turns out I'm supposed to be dead still," Nemuri whispered back, "But the writer's letting me stay anyway."
To the meeting proper, Nezu said, "Son Goku, I would first like to say it fills the beings of Earth with great relief that you and your people the Saiyans have no intention to do our planet harm."
"Yeah, I got things all nice and settled," Goku said. Looking serious, Goku asked, "Anyway, what's the grub like on Earth? I'm starving!"
...
Hizashi and the others were astounded by the sheer volume of food that Goku alone was able to pack away. When Inosuke introduced him to the barbecue pulled pork sandwiches that Lunch Rush made, Goku began inhaling them. He ate those sandwiches like Tic Tacs. "Dude, I bet that he could rival even Fat Gum in an eating contest," Kirishima whispered to Tetsutetsu, drawing an agreeing nod out of him.
As Goku continued to eat, he was approached by Nezu, Aizawa, Sekijiro, and Hizashi. "Umm, excuse me Mr. Son Goku," Nezu began.
Hearing someone speak up, Goku turned to look at him. "Hermph?" Goku said, his mouth still full of food. After chewing and swallowing, Goku said, "Sorry. Anyway, what's up? You want to join me in eating all of this awesome food?"
"That's... not quite it," Nezu said, "I was wondering if there was any plan you had to repay us for us letting you and your people stay here, as well as for what all food you're eating. I don't mean to come off as sounding greedy or anything, but it's something of an Earth custom to compensate the people who stick out so far for a person or people."
"Oh geez, I almost forgot to figure out how I can repay you guys!" Goku exclaimed, looking a bit panicked, "Thanks for reminding me!" Goku looked like he was thinking about it for a moment before he offered, "What if I used the Dragon Radar to track down and collect all seven Dragon Balls so we can use them to summon the eternal dragon?"
"Summon the eternal dragon?" Hizashi repeated, "What manner of dank shenanigans is it that you are talking about?"
"Shenron, the eternal dragon," Goku explained, "You know, gather all seven Dragon Balls, use them to summon Shenron, Shenron then grants any three wishes if they're within his power to do so-"
"Hol' up," Aizawa said, "Did you just say that this eternal dragon thing can grant wishes?"
Nodding once, Goku said, "If they're within Shenron's power to grant, yeah. Why, is there any wish that you have in mind?"
Shrugging, Sekijiro asked, "Is bringing a person who's dead back to life within the realm of the eternal dragon's power to do?"
"Just one person?" Goku replied, "Shenron can do multi-rez wishes. Is there more than one person you wanna bring back to life?"
Nezu and his group looked stunned, with Nezu saying, "Give us a moment, we need to have a discussion about this." Nezu then went a distance away, and had a group huddle with the trio with him plus Toshinori, Ryo, and Tanjiro "...So here's the deal," Nezu said, "We can have potentially every person who's died in this series thus far returned to life."
Toshinori looked shocked. "We can bring back Young Midoriya and his peers?"
"Hang on," Tanjiro began, "EVERY person who's died in this series thus far? Does that include All For One who was killed by Vampire Beru Asui?"
"And Tanjiro bringing up how All For One died raises a valid point," Aizawa said, "Most of the people we want to bring back to life, if not pretty much all of them, were some form of undead when they died. Will they be returned as undead or as living breathing beings same as us?"
Shrugging, Nezu said, "I guess we ought to ask for details before we get started." Nezu then led the group back over to Goku, who resumed eating while Nezu was having his powwow with the others. After getting Goku's attention, Nezu asked, "We are interested in doing a wish to bring multiple people back to life, but there are a few questions we'd like to have answered first before we go on."
"Alright, shoot," Goku replied.
"First, the wish we have in mind is to bring back to life everyone in this series who had died thus far," Nezu said, "But that would include a villain named All For One, who we don't want back."
"Just specify that you only want the good people to be brought back," Goku explained.
"Fair enough," Nezu said, "Second, most of the persons we wish to bring back to life were various forms of undead at the time they were killed. Will they be brought back to life as undead or as living breathing beings like us?"
"They'll be brought back as living breathing beings," Goku answered, "Why? Do you want them brought back as undeads?"
"Hell no," Aizawa said flatly.
"Is there any catch to someone being returned to life by a wish on the Dragon Balls?" Sekijiro asked, still remembering the catch to Kinoko being returned to life by Hizashi's ritual back in the first story.
Shaking his head, Goku replied, "No, people wished back to life come back to life with no strings attached."
"Is there any sort of penalty to having wishes granted?" Nezu asked.
"No, not really," Goku replied, "Although to give you fair warning, if you want to make a multi-rez wish, then it'll use up the power of two wishes instead of one, meaning you'll only get two wishes instead of three actually."
Shrugging, Nezu said, "That's fair."
"Where are the Dragon Balls, exactly?" Hizashi asked.
"Scattered all over your planet," Goku replied casually, "That's why I offered to help you find them. I can fly around the world with the Dragon Radar and locate them all, collecting them and bringing all of them back here to summon Shenron."
Hizashi and the others looked at Goku with bewildered looks. "Wait, the Dragon Balls are already on Earth?" Sekijiro asked.
"When were you going to tell us?" Toshinori asked.
"When it became relevant," Goku replied, "As it just did."
Turning to look at the others, Nezu said, "Well gentlemen, it looks like we're going to be able to bring back every last person who has died in this series thus far, as living breathing beings, and with no strings attached. ...Well, we'll bring back the good ones."
"Yes," Toshinori said as he nodded in agreement, "We'll bring back only the good ones, because All For One can go fuck himself with a rusty rotating dildo made of sandpaper."
Later after Goku's (admittedly rather big) lunch, he grabbed the Dragon Radar and flew up into the air before flying off over the horizon. "So until Goku gets back with the Dragon Balls, what are we supposed to do?" Inosuke asked.
"Set up the plot for the next chapter," Hizashi replied, "I think it involves getting to know a cute young teen Saiyan girl and from her learn a bit more about the Saiyan people."
Sighing in an exasperated tone, Aizawa said, "The alien teen girl is gonna have something bad happen to her that we'll have to resolve before Goku gets back, isn't she?"
Shrugging, Hizashi replied, "I can't really say as I didn't get all the details. But I did get it that she won't die."
"So we'll most likely have to rescue her from people who kidnap her," Sekijiro said.
Scowling, Aizawa remarked, "This all better be worth it in the end. I wanna get back to playing Scarlet version, especially since that Blaziken Tera Raid event is coming out soon."
END, CHAPTER ONE
Author's notes;
This is the first chapter of the second to last story in the Hizashi Yamada series, and it's the story with the aliens. Despite the story's title, there's not much of an invasion, and the aliens are Saiyans led by none other than Goku. Anyway, to repay UA for being chill, Goku offers to gather the Dragon Balls so that some wishes can be granted, and Hizashi and company use this as a chance to bring back everyone (who is good) who died in all of the previous Hizashi Yamada stories.
But after Goku leaves to go gather the Dragon Balls, the heroes wonder what awaits them in the time between now and when Goku gets back. Aizawa just wants everything to be done and over with so that they could all get back to playing Scarlet and Violet, which they have a lot of catching up to do because I admittedly dropped the ball in keeping up with the previous story in this series. I'll see you guys later with the next chapter, which was vaguely described near the end here.
