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"Damn..those Niggas got me.." Key whispered as he laid in his own blood with bullet wounds all around his body. "..well at least I'll be able to see Jesus.."
He then closed his eyes as his life faded away from him.
[START GAME]
Key opened his eyes and could see those exact words.
"Oh shit is this the.." A shellshocked Key's eyes widened to the max.
[Yes, you have the Gamer Power.]
"Let's fucking go! On my mama I knew I was going to get this shit eventually!" An excited Key yelled. He pressed the Start Game button.
[You are entering the world of Highschool DxD. What do you want your race to be?]
Key hit the c-walk in excitement. "Damn this shit can't get any better than this. I'm too damn lucky haha, but anyways. Of course I want to be the strongest so I'm choosing Dragon God, but of what exactly I don't know..maybe atoms? Everything is made up of atoms right??Can I be that game??" He asked.
[..Interesting question. I suppose so.]
"Well I'll like to be the Dragon God of Atoms then." Key said.
[What place do you want to enter DxD first?]
Key smirked. "You already know I want to go to the Dimensional Gap. Ophis is fucking waifu. If ya know what I'm saying." He said.
[Here are your Stats and Skills.]
Name: Key LV.1
Title: The Dragon God of Atoms
Class: Dragon God
HP: 100,000/100,000
DE: 50,000/50,000
(Dragon Energy}
POD: 25,000/25,000
(Power of Destruction)
LP: 13,000/13,000
(Light Power}
EXP: 0/1,000
[Stats]
STR: 300
DEX: 300
CHAR: 100
INT: 150
STA: 300
Luck: 200
[Skills]
Atomic Manipulation : 100
LP Skills : 100
POD Skills : 100
DE Skills : 100
"Damn I'm already impressive. Just imagine when I get to level 50 or level 100, I'm going to be overpowered as fuck." Key said. "Plus Atomic Manipulation? Oh that's going to be so fun to use."
[Are you ready to enter the Dimensional Gap?] [Yes] or [No]?
"Hell yeah I'm ready to meet my baby." Key said as he pressed yes.
He then disappeared in a flash of white light.
-Cutscene-
"Yoo-hoo Ophiss where are you??" A smiling Key called out as he continued to walk in the Dimensional Gap. "Damn she's way harder to find than I thought..let's see what happens if I do this."
Key emitted a small percentage of his power.
"Well let's see if that w-" Key was interrupted by a tap on his back.
"Oh shit! Pimp down pimp in distres-" Key immediately paused as he looked to see Ophis staring at him with an emotionless smile.
You already know..it's time for some royal ass kissing
Shi who am I kidding I don't kiss ass I ea-wait anyways
Key smiled. "Hello, my name is Key. What's yours?" He asked.
"I'm Ophis the Ouroboros Dragon. I felt your power..and was beyond impressed. I have an offer for you." She said.
Oh fuck yes
"What is it?" Key asked with fake confusion.
"If you can kill Great Red, then I will give you anything you desire." She said.
Done and done
Key looked up to see Great Red's big ass dragon form."Yo Jake Long! Down here!!" He yelled out to him.
Key and Ophis watched as Great Red stopped in his tracks. He then flew down to land in front of them both.
"What do you want pipsqueak and human pest?" He boomed out.
"..I want to kill you." Key said as he smirked at Great Red.
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.
.
"HAHAHA-" Great Red started to laugh hard but was interrupted.
"Getsuga Tensho!" Key waved his arm down and shot a powerful atomic destruction blast at Great Red.
"Now do you really think that will defea-" Great Red was interrupted again.
He suddenly disappeared when his body was hit with the blast.
"Laugh at that muthafucka." Key said.
Ophis raised her eyebrow in supreme curiosity. "Where..did he go?" She asked.
Suddenly both of them heard a high pitched Chipmunk like noise. "What did you do to me human?!!"
They turned to see a tiny Great Red about the size of a Chihuahua.
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.
"HAHAHA! My nigga where's Ash? Because he's going to catch your Pokémon looking ass!" Key laughed hard.
Ophis actually genuinely smiled widely at Great Red's new form.
"You pathetic human! Return me back to my former size at this instant!!" Great Red yelled. He really sounded like Alvin.
"Hell nah bruh. You shouldn't have underestimated me. Now you're being stuck like that until I decide to undo it haha." Key laughed some more.
"TCH! DIEE!!" Great Red then opened his mouth and shot out a dragon powered fire blast.
Key smirked and flicked it with his fingers. "Get that weak and little shit outta here son!" He yelled mockingly.
Ophis smile turned into a giggle as she started to laugh.
"Fuck you!" Great Red suddenly yelled lividly.
"Fuck you too punk!" Key retorted back. "How bout you get the helium out of your throat before saying something else."
Great Red growled hard.
Ophis laughed hard at the two's antics. She finally calmed down after a couple of minutes. "Key..you are one interesting man." She said with a wide smile.
"I appreciate that Ophis. Do I still get something?" Key asked.
Ophis nodded. "Of course. Even though he's not dead, this is way better. What do you want?" She asked.
I've been waiting for this shit
"I want you to be one of my girlfriends." Key said with no hesitation.
Ophis raised an eyebrow in confusion. "A..girlfriend? You don't want power, money, or something of that sort?" She asked curiously.
Key smiled widely and his eyes narrowed slightly. "Hell nah. I want you." He said lowly.
Ophis felt a strange warmness build up inside of her at that. She..being a girlfriend. This was a new, but it would be a welcome experience.
She smiled widely at Key. "Okay I'll be your..girlfriend." She said.
Key jumped up in happiness. "Let's go!!" He yelled. He then landed again and took Ophis by the hand. "Let's go on a date baby girl." He said.
Ophis was familiar with dates from watching humans from time to time. She smiled warmly and nodded at the invitation.
"What about him?" She asked as both of them looked at Great Red.
..he was still blowing tiny fire blasts at Key.
"..he can stay here." Key replied.
"Alright let's make haste." Ophis said as she could say she was a bit eager and excited for the date.
Key smiled and nodded. "Let's." He responded.
