Damn I died like every typical guy of my race that shit is crazy.

Oh well.

It is what it is. Good thing I was a Christian before I died. Now I can finally meet Jesus.

But it seems like fate had other plans. Fortunately for me.

[START GAME]

"Oh shit..this that.." Key's eyes widened with shock and surprise.

[Yes. Yes it is.]

"Hell fuck yes!! I got the gamer power let's go!!" Key yelled to the top of his lungs.

This is crazy..life is crazy

Key pressed the Start Game button with haste.

[Choose your race]

[Otsutsuki] : an ancient clan of horned humanoid creatures known as celestial beings and also described as aliens and revered as equivalent to gods

[Uchiha] : is a well known clan of Konohagakure, reputed to be the village's strongest because of their Sharingan and natural battle prowess.

[Senju] : were one of the strongest clans during the Warring States Period, and co-founded the Hidden Leaf Village, alongside the Uchiha clan

[Uzumaki] : a formerly prominent clan in Uzushiogakure. Its members are renown for having bright, red hair, possessing incredibly strong life-forces and chakra, and their prowess in fūinjutsu

[Hyuga] : a well known clan of Konohagakure, as well as the strongest clan in the village. All members born into this clan possess the Byakugan, a kekkei genkai that gives them extended fields of vision and the ability to see through solid objects and even the chakra circulatory system, amongst other things

[These are the main clans. If you both wish to choose something different, say the name of the clan.]

"Oh shit I'm going to the Naruto verse. That means.." Key paused and smiled widely. "I can meet the Naruto cast let's fucking go!!" He yelled out excitedly.

After a short while, Key calmed down. "Okay okay now me and you that's reading this know that the best option to go with is Otsutsuki, so of fucking course I'm choosing that. Duh." Key pressed the Otsutsuki Clan.

[Which village do you want to reside in?]

"The Leaf Village with all the OP ass ninjas." Key said.

[What part of the timeline do you want to be in?]

"Shii I want to be apart of the Uchiha Clan Massacre in some way. Can you manage that?" Key asked.

[Yes. Being in the Hidden Leaf Village, you will receive one half of the Nine Tails. Here are your Stats and Skills.]

Name: Key Otsutsuki LV. 1

Title: [Yang] Nine Tailed Fox Jinchuriki

Class: D Rank Shinobi

Age: (21 actually) 7 once entry to world

HP: 300,000/300,000

CP: 150,000/150,000

EXP: 0/5,000

[Stats]

STR: 150

DEX: 165

CHAR: 100

INT: 200

STA: 170

Luck: 150

[Skills]

Ninjutsu: 100

Taijutsu: 100

Genjutsu: 100

Kenjutsu: 100

Senjutsu: 100

Fuinjutsu: 100

Shinjutsu: 100

"Damn..I guess being an Otsutsuki and Jinchuriki has hella damn perks to it." Key said, surprised at at the numbers.

[Are you ready to enter the Leaf Village.] [Yes] or [No]?

Key immediately pressed yes. No use in stalling.

He then disappeared in a flash of white light.

-Cutscene-

Key opened his eyes to see nothing but..blood

"What the fuck?!" He yelled with surprise and shock.

He then heard some whimpering in the corner. He looked to see a girl..that looked like a twin of Sasuke.

"Wait Mikoto had a daughter?! The Hell is th-" he paused as he heard a loud piercing and painful scream.

"That was definitely Sasuke..okay okay Gamer's mind activate..good I'm calm now." Key said. "It seems I've came at the last minute. Literally right after Itachi left, but this girl most definitely wasn't in canon."

Key then decided to approach her.

"Hey I'm-" Key was interrupted by a loud scream from her.

"Please no!!" She yelled.

"Shutup bitch!!" Key yelled back.

.

.

.

(Let's try that again haha.)

Key held his hands up. "Relax. I'm not going to hurt you I promise." He then held a hand down to her. "I'm Key. What's your name?" He asked. She most definitely looked like a twin of Sasuke. Strange

"..I'm Satsuki Uchiha." She replied after a moment and grabbed his hand.

Damn this is just like those genderbend fanfictions

"Well Satsuki, stay behind me. I'm going to protect you. I promise." Key said. Satsuki nodded and did it.

Well here goes nothing..

"Itachi where yo bitchass at?! Ima fucking kill you Nigga!!" Key yelled out.

Satsuki looked at Key confusingly and surprised, but didn't say anything.

Both of them ran outside and could immediately see the downed body of a younger Sasuke.

"Sasu-nii!!" Satsuki yelled out and went to him. Key followed after her.

So it turns out they're family after all..interesting. What went through your mind as you wrote this? Who knows.

"He's alright. It looks like Itachi put him in a Genjutsu." Key said as he picked Sasuke up.

Satsuki shed tears. "..h-how could older b-brother do t-this??" She questioned out.

Key narrowed his eyes. 'Itachi..it's on sight when I see you.' He lividly thought. "Don't worry about him. Let's report this to the Hokage." He said and then held Satsuki's hand.

Satsuki nodded and held Key's hand tightly back.

-Cutscene-

'Damn this nigga ugly.' Key thought as he had to hold in his laughter as he was looking at the Third Hokage.

"Well I thank you for protecting and covering Sasuke and Satsuki Key-san." Hiruzen said.

Key nodded. "It was no problem Hokage. We'll go to that apartment you assigned us now. I'll make sure to fill out those papers and shit when I get a chance." He said.

Hiruzen grinned at the language and nodded. "Okay Key-san. If Sasuke or if you Satsuki, want to talk, I'm available anytime." He said.

Satsuki nodded with a slight smile.

Key had to hide a scoff. He was a part of the reason the massacre happened with his avocado looking ass.

They then left from the Hokage Tower.