Too Classy Jon Snow

Author's Note: Another one for laughs. I'm back baby! I don't own Game of Thrones or the characters within it. I don't own Scooby Doo or Star Trek either.

1: Don't feed a dragon ice cream.

2: Don't replace Snow with snow.

3: Don't dress up Tyrion in a clown suit.

4: Don't turn Tyrion into a giant.

5: Be careful with Shaggydog.

6: Don't replace the Wall with fire.

7. Don't steal Cersei's hair.

8. Don't cut off Littlefinger's fingers.

9. Don't introduce Scooby Doo to the direwolves.

10. Don't go north of the Wall naked.

11. Don't replace Needle with a needle.

12. Beware of Targaryen claws.

13. Push Joffrey off a ledge.

14. Don't dye Arya's hair pink.

15. Don't jump out of a Sky Cell.

16. Don't introduce cars to the Seven Kingdoms.

17. Don't build a snowman.

18. Don't try to give Brienne a makeover.

19. Don't replace the iron chair with a noodle car.

20. Don't give Brienne a dress.

21. Don't jump off of a dragon.

22. Don't bite a dragon.

23. Don't give Arya the ability of invisiblialty.

24. Don't fight Gendry with a wooden sword.

25. Don't steal a wildling baby.

26. Don't clip a dragon's claws.

27. Don't get Sansa wet.

28. Don't feed Arya sugar.

29. Don't steal from a spice garden.

30. Don't force Jon to be in a gang. He'll be too classy for that.

31. Don't put all of the Walders in a small shack.

32. Don't feed human to a direwolf.

33. Don't soak a direwolf with paint.

34. Don't challenge Bran to a climbing competition.

35. Do give cookies to Rickon.

36. Don't get Bran Starked.

37. Don't put Ice in a volcano.

38. Don't shave Khal Drogo bald whist he's sleeping.

39. Don't lie to King Robert.

40. Don't challenge Robert Baratheon to a drinking competition.

41. Don't lose Robert Arryn's favorite doll.

42. Don't challenge Tyrion to a chess game.

43. Don't steal Renly's clothing.

44. Don't feed a direwolf direwolf meat.

45. Wake the dragon. Go ahead see what happens.

46. Don't disrespect Viserys.

47. Don't teach Maester Luwin rocket science.

48. Don't stare into a mirror.

49. Don't challenge Arya to a fencing match unless you're Sulu.

50. Don't feed Hot Pie a hot pie.

51. Don't fight a dragon with a helicopter.

52. Don't feed Sam bacon.

Author's Note: Done! Please review and I'll write more!