Homelander had responded to a call that there was an intruder at Vought tower and he was prepared to investigate and execute the perp. He then saw that it was someone in a red full body suit armed with guns and a sword sheathed on his back. "Hello Homelander... I'm Deadpool and I am you are probably wondering why I am here in this universe but the truth is that it doesn't really matter... The losers reading this on their phones or on their computers don't care and just wants to see me execute you... Plus does the shithead writing this story really expect this story to reach that many chapters?" the man then greeted.
"You have some nerve coming here in some red coloured Black Noir cosplay... I am gonna rip your head off and that mask and then melt your face..." Homelander told him and Deadpool laughed.
"Joke's on you; I already look hideous underneath this... I mean you would never look at my face and be like This man could win People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive in 2010... Plus taking off my head will not do much to you; just whatever you do... Don't stitch up my mouth..." Deadpool then said as Homelander looked agitated. "Look here Homelander... The night you got cheered by your losers yes men for killing a Starlight supporter... You got down on your knees, you put your hands together and you said a prayer which sounded like this..." Deadpool then said as he put his hands together in a praying motion and then put on a whiny mocking voice.
"Oh dear God... My name is Homelander and I just got announced for Mortal Kombat 1 DLC but there's one problem... Everyone still thinks that I am... An absolute little bitch when it comes to other powered characters in fiction!" Deadpool then said as he then laughed at Homelander's face. "An then at that point the tower started to shake, the Heavens opened up and God himself spoke to you and said this: I am answering the wrong prayer, sorry about that..." Deadpool then told him.
"You're absolutely right; you are an absolute bitch but there is something you can do... Find the one who is simply... Annoying... Go find Deadpool... No not Deadpool... KNOW YOUR DAMN ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" Deadpool then said as he got out a sword. "and then Homelander as fear went through your body, tears went down your cheeks and shit stained your pants... Your tower started to shake again; probably built on a bad foundation if it did it twice in a row... The clouds parted... The Heavens opened with Bea Arthur looking down and what seemed like millions All said to you in unison... FUCK FRESCA!" Deadpool then finished as Homelander shook his head.
"All I can say to what sounded like a rambly nonsensical speech is that... I'm the only man up in the sky and you expect to kill me with a sword... No weapon on Earth can hurt me..." Homelander then laughed as Deadpool charged forward and Homelander as to humour him put up his arms to invite him to try. Homelander's eyes widened as his body was pierced by the sword.
"That remains to be seen if that's accurate or more overselling thanks to Vought but even if that was true... Vibranium doesn't exist in this universe so this isn't a weapon from your Earth..." Deadpool gloated as he took his sword out and decapitated him." Deadpool then put his arm up and said "Deadpool wins! Flawless victory! Bring Jade to the movie's sequel!"
Back in the Marvel Universe in a lab in Wakanda there was a crudely written note that said 'IOU SOME VIBRANIUM HEART DEADPOOL'."
Most of what Deadpool's speech is a rip off of a promo that the Rock made against Billy Gunn on an episode of WWF (now the WWE) Heat gearing up for a match against them; and it's a textbook example how exactly with one promo the Rock can destroy all the momentum going for a superstar who had just won King of the Ring which is a big thing with a big history of big time winners including Bret Hart, Booker T and it was upon Stone Cold Steve Austin winning it when his career really took off and you could see the Attitude Era begun. Also the late Mabel won it once as well.
To see for yourself look up on YouTube: The Rock ends Billy Gunn's career!
