Cooper: What do you get when you cross a country and a bird?
Jules: PortuGEESE
Jules: No wait that's a language
Buck: PortuGULL
Bridget: Turkey. How did you miss Turkey?
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Buck: Why do we have to read Romeo and Juliet
Cooper: It's a classic. What's wrong with it?
Jules: He's just being a typical teenage boy. Can't associate with anything romantic.
Bridget: I mean, is Romeo and Juliet that romantic?
Jules: It's literally a tragic love story
Bridget: What part of miscommunication murder and suicide is romantic to you?
Cooper: It's the story behind it; two lovers who could never be
Buck: You mean the story that he literally plagiarized?
Jules: William Shakespeare plagiarized NOTHING
Bridget: LOL. You sure about that?
Buck: Pyramus and Thisbe. Look it up
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Bridget: Wyatt is watching Star Trek and I am so bored
Buck: Ew
Cooper: What's wrong with Star Trek?
Buck: Would you like the whole list or just the top 5
Cooper: Let me guess: You think Star Wars is superior?
Buck: I don't think I KNOW
Jules: *Me who's never seen either of them:
Cooper: Alright we're definitely having a Star Trek marathon
Buck: Don't do it Jules. Don't listen to the lies of the Dark Side
Bridget: Well if nothing else I'm less bored now lol
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Jules: Hey I won't be able to respond this weekend
Cooper: Why not?
Bridget: What happened?
Buck: She's grounded. See ya Monday
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Bridget: Weirdest thing you've ever seen: I'll start.
Bridget: I once met a couple who had dogs that they legitimately thought were human kids
Cooper: …Creepy. Touring a college I saw a dorm elevator open and 2 guys were playing chess while a bunch of others cheered them on.
Jules: Please. These are child's play. I lived in L.A. I once saw a guy go into a sushi place, EAT SUSHI, then calmly call 911 and stab himself with an epipen because he's allergic to fish.
Buck: I mean. I have so many stories
Buck: One time I was grocery shopping and I went in the laundry aisle and there's this woman chugging laundry detergent. BOTTLE TO MOUTH
Buck: She caught me staring and gasped and was like "I'm Gonna PAY for it!" and I'm like "Girl who cares about that WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
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Jules: Who here agrees with me?
Buck: Context
Jules: In a general consensus, would you say you usually agree with me or no
Buck: I'd say about 50-50 tbh
Bridget: I'd say I agree with you 70-30
Cooper: I'd say 50-50. Why?
Jules: No reason. I'm just winning an argument with Connie. Thanks
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Buck: Idk what scrabble is but I'm probably bad at it
Jules: It's a board game. Word game
Cooper: Are you playing or something?
Buck: Family game night. Katrina found the game in a closet
Buck: Op gotta go. Starting.
Bridget: Good luck!
*15 minutes later*
Buck: Game's over
Jules: How did it go?
Buck: It wasn't even fair
Cooper: How so?
Buck: Between Eugene and Katrina's fake words and them claiming that my words weren't real…
Bridget: What words?
Buck: Please. I can't right now
A/N: Poor Buck lol. Also the Best is Yet to Come has not happened in this story lol. And apologies for being gone so long! I appreciate everyone sticking with me and the story! Happy New Year!
