Cooper: What do you get when you cross a country and a bird?

Jules: PortuGEESE

Jules: No wait that's a language

Buck: PortuGULL

Bridget: Turkey. How did you miss Turkey?

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Buck: Why do we have to read Romeo and Juliet

Cooper: It's a classic. What's wrong with it?

Jules: He's just being a typical teenage boy. Can't associate with anything romantic.

Bridget: I mean, is Romeo and Juliet that romantic?

Jules: It's literally a tragic love story

Bridget: What part of miscommunication murder and suicide is romantic to you?

Cooper: It's the story behind it; two lovers who could never be

Buck: You mean the story that he literally plagiarized?

Jules: William Shakespeare plagiarized NOTHING

Bridget: LOL. You sure about that?

Buck: Pyramus and Thisbe. Look it up

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Bridget: Wyatt is watching Star Trek and I am so bored

Buck: Ew

Cooper: What's wrong with Star Trek?

Buck: Would you like the whole list or just the top 5

Cooper: Let me guess: You think Star Wars is superior?

Buck: I don't think I KNOW

Jules: *Me who's never seen either of them:

Cooper: Alright we're definitely having a Star Trek marathon

Buck: Don't do it Jules. Don't listen to the lies of the Dark Side

Bridget: Well if nothing else I'm less bored now lol

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Jules: Hey I won't be able to respond this weekend

Cooper: Why not?

Bridget: What happened?

Buck: She's grounded. See ya Monday

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Bridget: Weirdest thing you've ever seen: I'll start.

Bridget: I once met a couple who had dogs that they legitimately thought were human kids

Cooper: …Creepy. Touring a college I saw a dorm elevator open and 2 guys were playing chess while a bunch of others cheered them on.

Jules: Please. These are child's play. I lived in L.A. I once saw a guy go into a sushi place, EAT SUSHI, then calmly call 911 and stab himself with an epipen because he's allergic to fish.

Buck: I mean. I have so many stories

Buck: One time I was grocery shopping and I went in the laundry aisle and there's this woman chugging laundry detergent. BOTTLE TO MOUTH

Buck: She caught me staring and gasped and was like "I'm Gonna PAY for it!" and I'm like "Girl who cares about that WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

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Jules: Who here agrees with me?

Buck: Context

Jules: In a general consensus, would you say you usually agree with me or no

Buck: I'd say about 50-50 tbh

Bridget: I'd say I agree with you 70-30

Cooper: I'd say 50-50. Why?

Jules: No reason. I'm just winning an argument with Connie. Thanks

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Buck: Idk what scrabble is but I'm probably bad at it

Jules: It's a board game. Word game

Cooper: Are you playing or something?

Buck: Family game night. Katrina found the game in a closet

Buck: Op gotta go. Starting.

Bridget: Good luck!

*15 minutes later*

Buck: Game's over

Jules: How did it go?

Buck: It wasn't even fair

Cooper: How so?

Buck: Between Eugene and Katrina's fake words and them claiming that my words weren't real…

Bridget: What words?

Buck: Please. I can't right now

A/N: Poor Buck lol. Also the Best is Yet to Come has not happened in this story lol. And apologies for being gone so long! I appreciate everyone sticking with me and the story! Happy New Year!