August 11, 2019, 13:19
Chesapeake Bay, Virgina
seaweed brain aka Percy ?
seaweed brain
I will literally pay you anything plus your travel expenses plus whatever you want if you will go to my mom's and get Mrs. O'Leary and bring her across the country to me
Wise girl
Lmao throw in some place for me to stay while I'm on my way/over there and you have a deal
seaweed brain
If you want to stay in the air bnb that hazel and i rented you could do that? Otherwise i'll get you a hotel
seaweed brain
tbh it'd probably be good to have you here everyone is going out of their minds
seaweed brain
And while that's a fair reaction to all the shit that's happened
seaweed brain
We all need your logic around
Wise girl
All my architecture work is remote anyway so as long as there's somewhere for me to work I'm good ?
Wise girl
I'm not sure how long I'd be able to stay though, I do have to stream sometimes
seaweed brain
Send me a list of everything you use to stream and i'll get a duplicate set up for you here istg just get my dog and your ass to the west coast asap
Wise girl
Damn
Wise girl
That only fans money is really coming in clutch for you huh
seaweed brain
Girl the internet is so horny you have no idea
Wise girl
Lmao
seaweed brain
Also i need your help with jason
Wise girl
What's up with Jason?
seaweed brain
I'm pretty sure he's going to come out to me in like a week and I'm going to have to act all shocked
seaweed brain
He's been planning for me to visit him in sonoma obsessively
seaweed brain
Like the way i used to plan out dates obsessively
Wise girl
Dam
Wise girl
Finally grew some self awareness, did ya?
seaweed brain
Stfu and just bring me my dog i can't even ? ?
seaweed brain
Sending you tickets now
Wise girl
I love rich people
seaweed brain
Yeah yeah
August 13, 2019, 20:23
LaGuardia Airport
seaweed brain aka Percy ?
Wise girl
I can't believe you got first class tickets just so your dog could ride with me, I take it back i actually hate rich people and no one likes you
seaweed brain
My begs to differ
Wise girl
Stfu (affectionate)
Wise girl
Oh yeah, Sally sent cookies with me
seaweed brain
Hell yeah
August 14, 2019, 00:12
San Francisco International Airport, San Francisco
Hot Chocolate Supremacy Club
A real fucking adult
Help i think i have feelings for piper
Dealer of the finest hot chocolate
Congratulations you're officially the last one to know
Time management for two
A real fucking adult
?
A real fucking adult
Anyway i'm currently in the san francisco airport
Time management for two
The fuck?
Dealer of the finest hot chocolate
Why tho
A real fucking adult
Percy begged me to bring his dog
Time management for two
Iconic. Do you need someone to pick you up? Because I will gladly send Frank, I'm not getting up
Dealer of the finest hot chocolate
I am in a whole different country, ra-ra
Time management for two
Perish
A real fucking adult
Nah percy sent an uber. But like. I do need help with the whole Piper Situation
Time management for two
Hm, that's a tough one
Time management for two
Idk, maybe you could try talking to each other like the adults you are?
A real fucking adult
I hate you both.
Dealer of the finest hot chocolate
Have fun!
August 14, 2019, 9:16
San Francisco, California
Hazel added Frank, Reyna, and Leo
Hazel named the chat wtf is even going on with these people
Frank
Is this about Annabeth?
Leo
i think it's about Jason
Reyna
Not the reddit leak?
Hazel
All of the above
Hazel
Our friends currently exist in a soap opera and I'm getting tired of it
Leo changed Leo's name to mcshizzle
mcshizzle
samesies
Frank
What do you expect us to do about it?
Hazel
Idk, act as a unified front in the war of them vs talking to each other
Reyna
Let me get this straight
mcshizzle
you can't get anything straight but go off
Reyna
Die
mcshizzle
yes ma'am
mcshizzle changed Reyna's name to scary
scary
Hazel Levesque is trying to force a confrontation?
Hazel
I'll be honest it was mostly about needed to shunt percy off to sonoma for a couple days until jason could figure his shit out but i think he might be doing that himself
Hazel
Uwu what's this?
Hazel
Mrs.O'Leary is here?
Hazel
Update, so is Annabeth?
Frank
Oh yeah she told us about that
scary
Hazel
Was no one going to tell me that percy made annabeth bring him his dog or was i just supposed to find that out by myself?
Frank
We thought you knew
Hazel
He knows he's leaving for Sonoma this afternoon right?
mcshizzle
who knows why percy does anything
mcshizzle
rich people can do whatever they want
Frank
Okay mr 4 million followers on twitch go off
scary
mcshizzle Aren't you also rich people?
mcshizzle
…
mcshizzle
let's talk about jason
Hazel
Anyway what's this about annabeth?
scary
She and Piper definitely should date but don't know how to talk to each other like fucking adults
Frank
mcshizzle
wait, annabeth is definitely interested in piper?
scary
extremely
mcshizzle
piper is too why can't they talk to each other
Frank
Who knows, really?
mcshizzle
annabeth knows that pipers in frisco rn right?
Hazel
Tbh i didn't even know that
mcshizzle
i don't think piper knows that annabeth is
Hazel
? ゚ムタ?
Hazel
When did piper get here?
mcshizzle
Earlier this morning i think
mcshizzle
she heard that percy wasn't going to see her in LA so she decided to catch him in SF before he left for sonoma
mcshizzle
So she's probably on her way to you rn
Hazel
I've got to scheme to get percy out of the house rn, thank yooooou
August 14, 2019, 14:47
San Francisco, California
Nico never used the just chatting category. That was weird. Nico also never streamed with other people there, at least in person. That was also weird. Nico had also never addressed something of this magnitude before. Everything about the stream was weird.
Hazel had texted him insisting that she and Percy be with him on stream to threaten people for him so that he would be seen as the most charitable among them and come across the best online. Nico, quite honestly, didn't have the energy to protest.
"How about, 'Wtf reddit?'" Percy suggested.
"But I like, 'Personal Boundaries 101' better."
Nico had yet to change the title from, "Catching up, then Subnautica" to any of Percy and Hazel's suggestions. "Why can't I just keep this one?"
"Then you have to keep streaming and listen to speculation the whole time." Percy dismissed it with a wave of his hand. "If you're not going to lecture them, at least delete the promise of regular content. You can change to that later if you decide to keep streaming."
"Fine." He deleted part of it. "Ready?"
"Why are you asking us?"
Nico rolled his eyes. "Then let's go live."
Never in his life had his heart beat faster than the moment that people sped into the chat. His mods knew what he was going to be doing beforehand, and were watching like a hawk for anything even slightly close to speculation as to who his boyfriend was, having been informed it was an automatic ban. He felt like he hadn't moved in the eternity between clicking on 'Start Stream,' and now.
Hazel leaned over his shoulder, "Hi chat! Bet you weren't expecting us!" She grinned. Nico knew it wasn't for chat, she was beyond livid with them. Her positivity washed over him, letting him slightly let go of his anxiety.
He tried to answer questions about anything besides the photos. Percy and Hazel jumped in and out of meaningless stories he was telling chat, doing everything he could to delay the actual purpose of the stream. He could feel his stomach turn as we pulled up a twitter thread with the pictures in it. "I'm sure this is what you've all been waiting for," Nico said. "Let's talk about this."
"Y'all are disgusting!" Percy called from behind them both, Joy, the eternally grumpy black feline in his lap, petting her like a supervillain.
Nico winced. "It's fine, Percy-"
Hazel narrowed her eyes. Percy raised an eyebrow incredulously. "No it's not."
"It's really not." Hazel managed to portray a peaceful mediator. Nico knew that if he made eye contact she was anything but. "Percy and I are just here to make sure Nico doesn't go easy on you, because it doesn't matter if you didn't post it, if you were stirring the pot the whole time and blowing it out of proportion, you're part of the problem."
"Period!" Percy called from the back.
The mods switched the chat to subscriber only. Nico smiled despite his attempts to remain serious. "Hazel's right."
"As usual."
"So. There's been a lot of rumors flying around about me, about some photos allegedly of me that were posted on reddit."
"Shame!" Percy decried.
Nico took a deep breath. "They are of me. They're pictures of me and my boyfriend, whom I will not be naming. You all have already forced me to come out, I'm not going to be doxxing someone very dear to me."
He glanced at the sticky note that he had jotted down his points onto. "In no way is posting those pictures okay, and even just taking them is a violation of privacy. I didn't have any plans to come out as gay on the internet, because I don't think that my sexuality is relevant to my content, and I'm a pretty private person. So here you go everyone, I've addressed it, and now I'm moving on from it. If you keep bringing it up in chat, just know that I will be ignoring it, and any speculation as to who my boyfriend is or attempts at doxxing him will be met with an automatic lifetime ban."
"Whoo!" Joy leapt down from Percy's lap, disgruntled with his sudden call-outs.
"Now that we've gotten that out of the way….let's play Subnautica."
August 14, 2019, 15:03
San Francisco, California
"Your favorite person is here!"
Annabeth raised an eyebrow. Percy and Hazel were both at Nico and Reyna's. She scooched away from the table and poked her head out the door of her room. "Hazel? You're back already?"
She rounded the corner into the kitchen and was face to face with…Piper.
"Annabeth!" Piper seemed just as confused to see Annabeth as Annabeth was to see her. "Why are you….I mean, when did you get here?"
"Late last night. Percy begged me to bring Mrs.O'Leary. Why are you here?"
"Oh, um, I heard Percy was going to Sonoma to see Jason and that I was going to miss him while he was in California so I was just going to surprise him and go get food before he leaves but-"
"You just missed him, he and Hazel are streaming with Nico today, and he's going from there straight to the train station. I'm sorry Piper."
Piper laughed. "But hey, it means I got to meet you in person! That makes up for it!"
Annabeth grinned. "Little old me? Hardly an excuse for missing one of your best friends." She shuffled her feet.
"You'll have to go to dinner with me instead, then, so the reservations just go to waste."
"No, wait, I bet I can get him to make a stop before he leaves. You wanted to see your friend, I'm sure we can get this figured out. I'll call Reyna, one sec…"
repair boy aka Leo
beauty queen
Didn't realize i was going to be asking out my crush today but i got rejected anyway so
beauty queen
Will you eat ice cream and watch a shitty movie with me tonight?
repair boy
Anything for you beauty queen
August 14, 2019, 16:16
San Francisco, California
persassy aka percy
persassy
YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU HAD PLANS FOR US TONIGHT
persassy
CURRENTLY CHANGING MY PLANS TO TAKE A LATER TRAIN TO SONOMA AM ON MY WAY TO YOU RN
persassy
The way you had dinner reservations for us to be able to catch up-
pipes
It's almost like we're friends or something
pipes
But also there's no reservations i was just going to take you to get blue ice cream
persassy
Reyna is lying to me then, because she says that you told annabeth who told her who told me that you had reservations for us
pipes
Okay, that's true i did say that
persassy
*confused*
pipes
I'll explain later
August 14, 2019, 17:19
San Francisco, California
"Anyway, I tried to use it as an opportunity to slyly ask her out but she rejected me, so that's that on that." Piper scooped up another dollop of ketchup with a McDonald's fry and stared at it like it had personally offended her.
Percy rolled his eyes. "You seem so calm about this."
"I'm so calm."
"Very calm."
"Perfectly calm." Piper agreed. "But it's not that big a deal, sure I liked her, but she doesn't feel the same way. At least she didn't lead me on or anything."
"Fucking liar. What's up?"
"Okay, but while we were waiting for you, she's just chatting me up like she didn't just break my heart."
"I thought it wasn't a big deal."
"It's not, shut up. And then she goes on about how long I'll be here, and I just…I don't even know. Does she like me or not? And then there's the whole, "Oh, I accidentally called you like that isn't the oldest trick in the sapphic book, right next, 'let's compare hand sizes.'"
"Accidental call?"
"Girl, she's like, 'Oh, I just wanted to open the chat, not call you.'"
"For what it's worth, I'm pretty sure she didn't know you were trying to ask her out."
"Be for real, Percy, I've been flirting so hard you'd have to be brain dead to not realize it, and she's literally the smartest person I know."
"Leo would cry if he heard that."
"Leo can get over it."
"Annabeth is book smart, but she's also so fucking oblivious, you could say to her face, 'I am flirting with you,' and she'd ask, 'As a friend?'"
"Wow."
"Yeah. Is Jason allergic to anything?"
"Dairy. Why?"
"I'm assuming you're taking both Hazel and Annabeth back to LA with you now, so I'm taking my dog with me to Sonoma." Percy checked his phone.
"He loves dogs, you're good."
"Good lord, I told him I was taking a later train."
"He's excited you're coming to see him?"
"Sure, let's go with that. Are being oblivious and being blonde related? Because I've been flirting at that man for at least six months."
Piper took a long sip while she considered it.
"Yes."
August 15, 2019, 0:01
Sonoma, California
Percy's train was late. Jason's finger tapped his finger on the open pages of his book impatiently, not taking in any of the words. He'd put his phone away, continually rechecking the messages wasn't helping.
He'd also said he was going to stop checking his phone at least four other times in the past thirty minutes of waiting.
Piper aka Piper
Jason
Don't laugh at me
Jason
But do you like guys and girls different amounts?
Piper
Oh god yes
Piper
But i'm pretty sure i'm not even bi and i'm just into women
Piper
Thanks for teaching me that btw ?
Jason
How did you figure it out?
Piper
I mean, i think that everyone is pretty
Piper
But I don't actually really like kissing guys
Jason
Huh
Jason
Ok
waterboy aka perseus
waterboy
I'm heeeeere
waterboy
Come find Lea and I
waterboy
Nevermind i see you
Jason scanned the crowd of people getting off the train, spotting Percy and a massive and extremely fluffy all black Bernese Mountain Dog. His heart thumped faster in his chest. Because he really liked dogs, clearly, and not because of the man she was dutifully plodding beside.
"Jesus Christ it's late, you didn't have to wait up for me."
"Why wouldn't I?" Jason said before he even registered the words. "I mean, I made you come to Sonoma so it'd be rude not to. Besides," he rambled on, "I had a good book to read and you brought this cutie," He knelt down to pet Mrs. O'Leary, who broke out into a doggy smile as he scratched behind her ears, "so it's all good!"
"You didn't even know she'd be coming." Jason looked up. Percy was smiling at him.
"So maybe I was excited to see you too. You're right, it's late, let's go."
August 15, 2019, 12:01
Los Angeles, California
"Welcome to my humble abode! The only rule is that we have to have a better time in LA than Percy is in Sonoma so he feels bad about not coming."
Piper led Hazel and Annabeth into her house and directed them to guest rooms to get settled in. She had a lot to get caught up with before they went out, not the least of which was the pile of packages that were stacked on the table. By the time Hazel emerged from the hallway, Piper was surrounded by several layers of packaging, a little box, a bag of cat litter, cat food, several cat toys, and a smattering of other accouterments for the care and keeping of kittens.
"You don't even have a cat yet."
"That changes today. I want them to have everything that the most spoiled cat in the world could need."
"I'd recommend maybe putting some…a lot of it for now until they get used to you. And the space. You want them to be comfortable, not to overwhelm them."
"You're so smart." Annabeth walked back into the room. Piper ripped open the last package. "Oh my god, I forgot I ordered this." She pulled the pink, orange, and white fabric from the plastic and shook it out, revealing the stripes. "I think I'm just going to replace the bi one with this and not address it further."
"I like it. Poor Jason, though, what does it say about him that dating him made you realize."
"More like dating a man in general. I think he'll get over it."
…
The two cats were fully intertwined when one vaguely opened an eye to stare at Piper.
It was perhaps the scrappiest cat in the entire shelter. Piper loved it on sight. It had a couple tufts of grey fur missing, a tear in its left ear, several crooked whiskers, and two lamp-like yellow eyes.
The scrappy cat vehemently refused to leave the side of the heterochromic calico, the staff informed her. So the three women left the shelter with two cats rather than one.
August 15, 2019, 17:36
pied_piper piper mclean official
Hazel kept her word. Meet Gilbert and Dickinson. :)
[image description: A fluffy gray cat, Gilbert, sits in the center of Piper's bed looking rather pleased with herself]
[image description: A sleek calico cat, Dickinson, with both a blue and grey eye stares into the camera from within a woman's arms. It is unclear who it is, as their face is not visible]
[image description: The two cats are curled up in what can only be described as a feline yin yang]
[image description: Piper, grinning and laughing, sitting on the floor, dangling a cat toy. Dickinson is tensed underneath it, as if preparing to pounce, and Gilbert is standing on her hind legs and batting a paw towards it]
August 15, 2019, 23:46
Sonoma, California
Kissing guys was so much better than kissing girls.
Jason's brain kept repeating it over and over in every spare moment between breaths. He didn't know how the hell they had started, and he was not about to stop anytime soon. Percy was too goddamn hot. And he was on Jason's couch. More specifically, he was on top of Jason, on the couch with his tongue down his throat and a hand groping ever lower. As far as Jason was concerned, that was the only place he ever wanted to be.
Jason had his hands in Percy's hair reveling in slipping his fingers between the tangles. Percy may have a hand on Jason's dick, but god, just pulling his head closer felt more intimate. This was everything. Percy kissed along his jaw, and down his neck and it was addicting, the way he smelled, the way his hands moved across Jason, nothing like anything he and Piper had ever done. He came embarrassingly quickly.
Something in the very back of his mind said, That doesn't mean you're gay though. Friends do this to each other all the time.
Shut up Jason thought back, rolling the two of them over so that he could shower Percy with kisses all over his stupid perfect face. I am so gay for Percy Jackson.
August 16, 2019, 0:33
Tumblr, #Over_the_Rainbow, #Will Solace, #depresso_espresso maybe i genuinely don't know
Striped fists of agony
I fully don't watch depresso_espresso, I just saw this floating around twitter, (someone please explain the context) but isn't that Will's bracelet? Like, the one that Kayla made for him on stream last christmas?
[image description: It is a grainy zoom in of one of the photos of Nico and a blonde man, showing a beaded bracelet consisting of pink, purple, and blue beads]
[image description: A screenshot from a YouTube video of a young blonde woman, Kayla, holding up a finished beaded bracelet in the colors of the bi flag to the camera]
[image description: Another screenshot. It is of Kayla tying the bracelet onto Will's wrist]
August 16, 2019, 10:56
Sonoma, California
Piper aka Piper
⤹Piper But I don't actually really like kissing guys
Jason
You're so wrong, kissing guys is fantastic, actually
Jason
I think I'm gay
Piper
?
Piper
I also think you're gay
Jason
I mean this in the nicest way possible
Jason
But I actually don't think that what we did qualifies as kissing in comparison
Piper
Have you been deflowering my dear friend Perseus?
Jason
…
Jason
He's so hot
Piper
You know who's actually hot is Annabeth
Jason
I don't get it, but I love that for you
Piper
Peak mlm wlw solidarity.
