COPYRIGHT

"Hey Power Loader," Nezu asked as he stared out over heaps of robots from iconic franchises, "Did you consult our legal team when you made those robots?"

Maijima shrugged. "It's not like we're making a video of this stuff, right?"

From his perch half a mile away, Present Mic shouted, "It already has fifty million views!"

Nezu took a sip of his tea and said, "You do realize how cutthroat Disney can be when defending their IP's, right? They put a lot of work into buying out every last franchise in the world, and they'll be damned if they let anyone else play with their toys."

Maijima snorted. "What are they going to do, sue us?"

The sound of footsteps, from feet beyond counting yet perfectly in sync, broke the silence. From over the horizon, countless bland-faced men in three-piece suits, each carrying a suitcase, marched in rank and file towards the U.A. campus. A flagbearer at the front bore a black Mickey on a pale blue field.

"Oh dear," Nezu said, "It looks like they're filing a cease and desist."

"So, we just take back the video, right?"

The ground shook. As the rank and file marched forward, a lumbering titan strode behind them. The hideous behemoth, covered in white plumage and wearing a blue sailor suit, its duckbill like two school buses crushed together, scouring the ground at its feet with its huge, blood-shot eyes, flattened the debris beneath its webbed feet. A thick iron collar clamped around its neck, and a team of lawyers wrangled it forward. When it saw the U.A. campus, it let out a wheezing, high-pitched roar and raced forward, yanking its handlers behind it.

Aizawa scowled at the massive army at U.A.'s gates. "I do believe they intend to make sure we cease and desist breathing."

"Not to worry," Nezu said, "I have a foolproof weapon for exactly this occasion."

Nezu went over to one of the emergency glass cases marked 'In Case of Disney' and smashed it open. He took out the speech card and set up the microphone. Nezu cleared his throat and said, "This work of fan-fiction is a non-profit fan-based parody. My Hero Academia is owned by Shueisha, Viz Media, Shonen Jump, Studio Bones, Funimation, and Kohei Horikoshi, all subsidiaries of our great and magnanimous Disney corporate overlords. Please support the original release."

As Nezu's words rang out over the campus, the lawyers ground to a halt. Each as thin as a sheet of paper, the lawyers turned sideways and disappeared. The giant Donald Duck grumbled angrily to itself as it lumbered back across the ocean.

The sound of crumbling masonry filled the room, coming from everywhere and nowhere. "Sounds like a wall broke," Vlad King remarked.

"Yes, the fourth one," Nezu said cheerfully. "Just ignore it and it should be fine."

Maijima looked outside, confused. "I'm think more than four broke out there."

"I said ignore it!"

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