Author's Note: Sorry this took so long. I've been having trouble with Fanfiction. I don't own anything. Please read and review. It gives me inspiration to write more. This was requested so this is what I do. Warning: Mild cursing.

Rule Broken: Don't Feed Sam Bacon:

Grenn and Pyp were laughing over a strange spell book they found.

"Hey look at this big ears!" Grenn said smiling to Pyp.

"When are you going to quit making fun of my ears?"

"Come on! Don't be a baby! Just look!"

"That's one strange spell."

"It says it will turn anyone who eats bacon into a pig!"

"I can read you know!"

"Yeh, I bet you could hear the book too!"

"If you make fun of my ears one more time, I'm going to tell Lord Snow to unleash Ghost on you!"

"It's only fun because you always react to it!"

"Shut up and let's try the spell!"

"Who should we choose?"

They both smiled widely, "Sam!"

"If this works, Snow is going to kill us and have his wolf eat our remains."

They put the spell on the bacon that was set aside for Sam laughing to each other. But what they didn't expect was for the bacon to actually turn Sam into an actual pig.

They both look at each other anxiously in a panic. Tonight they would surely be a wolf's dinner.

"Holy shit! I can't believe it worked!"

"Now, if we can't reverse the spell, we're fucked!"

Turns out they couldn't reverse the spell. When Snow heard they permanently turned one of his friends into an actual pig, he did have his wolf eat them.

Alive.

Rule Broken: Don't give Arya the power of invisibility:

Who knew being given a superpower could be so much fun?

That's exactly what Arya discovered when a strange witch lady gave her the power of invisibility.

She walked around Winterfell castle pretending to be a ghost. Only Numeria seemed to sense she was still there.

So far she scared the witts out of her little brother Rickon sending the poor toddler crying to Robb.

She eagerly had been awaiting an opportunity to prank prince Joffrey. She couldn't wait for him to cry like a little baby!

"Oh! I'm a ghost! I'm going to get you prince Joffrey!"

"Stop messing with me you little-"

Joffrey looked around and saw no one.

"Who's there? Come out where you're hiding! I order you!"

"I'm a ghost and I'm going to steal your soul!"

Arya poked Joffrey on the arm.

"And then I'm going to tear this off!"

"Dog! Help! Something's trying to get me!" Joffey screamed crying and running away.

Arya was satisfied. Until, they finally discovered her. She was sent to needle work all week and she had to apologize. But what she hated worse was Joffrey's smart smirk while she did it.

Author's Note: So what do you think? Only for the purpose of the first story can Grenn and Pyp read. Please don't give me a hard time because of it. Flames are never good.