DungeonMasterThugisa added EVERYONE to the group chat

DungeonMasterThugisa removed ThatOneGirl from the group chat

DungeonMasterThugisa changed group chat name to 'No Girls Allowed'

DungeonMasterThugisa: Calling all swimmers! Saturday. Noon #beachparty!

DungeonMasterThugisa: No one is allowed to flake out cuz I got the dirt on all y'all #don'tbeabitch

AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: …

YouNeedFriends: No

SonOfGod: Aww, that sounds like fun! 😁

AceVentura: Yahoooo!

DungeonMasterThugisa: Iku-chan, you're not allowed to decline

YouNeedFriends: What dirt could you possibly have on me?

DungeonMasterThugisa: [pic]

AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: …..

2Hype: Oh shit!

TheKissingBooth: πŸ˜… awkward

DrUnK: Where did you get that?

DungeonMasterThugisa: Irrelevant

DungeonMasterThugisa: But rest assured there's more where that came from

YouNeedFriends: … Fine

MadamButterfly: Nagisa-kun, you weren't supposed to be so forward about this. I told you not to bring blackmail into the equation.

JAWS: Yo. When you say "everyone" does that include Makoto?

TheKissingBooth: *gasp* 😏 The scandal

2Hype: Uh ohhhh. Caught. What's Makoto been up to?

SonOfGod: Oh no! What is it? 😨 Wait. I don't think I want to know. Don't tell me

SonOfGod: … don't show me either

DungeonMasterThugisa: It's ok Mako-chan you're in the clear

DungeonMasterThugisa: I knew you'd say yes anyway

SonOfGod: 😩

JAWS: Damn

2Hype: No fun

TheKissingBooth: Another time then

AskTheSeaForMercy: Why is Kisumi in this group?

TheKissingBooth: Rude

AskTheSeaForMercy: He doesn't swim

TheKissingBooth: Haruuuuu, acknowledge meee 😫😭

SonOfGod: Haru-chan please use your manners

DungeonMasterThugisa: We can't leave Kiss-me out. He's part of the fam!

DungeonMasterThugisa: And anyway the fandom loves him

SouSweet: What fandom?

AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: ….

AskTheSeaForMercy: Drop the –chan

TheKissingBooth: 😘 Thanks Nagi-baby!

DungeonMasterThugisa: There you are Sou-chan!

DungeonMasterThugisa: 😽 Anything for you Kiss-me!

SouSweet: I don't know what dirt you have on me. But if there's no food at this thing, you can count me out

TheKissingBooth: She's hungry

JAWS: Sousuke's always hungry

AceVentura: That's cuz he's so massive, his stomach is a black hole! πŸ˜†

AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: ..

MadamButterfly: Sousuke-san brings up a sensible point. Every group function requires some form of refreshments

JAWS: Haru cook for us

AskTheSeaForMercy: No

2Hype: Don't ask him that, we'll be eating mackerel for hours

JAWS: Sousuke cook for us

SouSweet: If I have to cook, I'm not coming

MadamButterfly: Actually, I was thinking it would be most efficient to do a potluck.

MadamButterfly: Apologies. Nagisa-kun was supposed to frame all of this differently. Several preliminary details have been left out.

DungeonMasterThugisa: Sorry Rei-chan! 😊

JAWS: Of course he would rope you into this first

MadamButterfly: Actually, it was my idea.

AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: …

SonOfGod: ?

TheKissingBooth: Plot twist!

JAWS: Hold on. The BEACH PARTY was your idea?

MadamButterfly: Yes.

DungeonMasterThugisa: Isn't he brilliant? 😍

JAWS: Oh no guys

JAWS: It's happened

JAWS: Nagisa has swallowed Rei whole and is now impersonating him to make us go along with his schemes as his own voice of reason

AceVentura: 😱

2Hype: Don't worry Rei! We'll get you out!

AskTheSeaForMercy: He can't hear you. Nagisa swallowed him

SouSweet: He can't "hear" at all, this is a group chat

TheKissingBooth: Text to speech

YouNeedFriends: Except apparently Nagisa ate him, so that's irrelevant

AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: …

DrUnK: He's probably suffocating in there

SonOfGod: Nagisa I thought you loved him 😭

TheKissingBooth: True love is when you just can't help but take a bite πŸ˜‰

2Hype: Yum

TheKissingBooth: πŸ‘„πŸ†

2Hype: πŸ‘…πŸ‘

2Hype: 🍩🍌

TheKissingBooth: πŸ’œπŸŒ

2Hype: πŸ‘‹πŸ‘πŸ˜ˆ

TheKissingBooth: πŸ’¦

YouNeedFriends: Ew stop

AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: ….

SonOfGod: What?

AskTheSeaForMercy: Don't worry about it

DungeonMasterThugisa: Spicy

JAWS: Let's not get off track ok? We have to save Rei

MadamButterfly: I'm FINE. I only figured that, since we have all found a mutual means of bonding through athletics, we should arrange some time to further strengthen our connections outside of competition. Nagisa-kun and I were reminiscing on how much fun we had at the Samezuka school festival a couple years ago, and I realized we have not participated in a group outing of the like since then. Additionally, our connections have expanded across that time. It seemed the appropriate moment to suggest an event.

SonOfGod: Aww 😊

JAWS: False alarm. Crisis averted. That's definitely not Nagisa

JAWS: I'll bring the booze

Buddha: Is everyone of the appropriate age for that?

DungeonMasterThugisa: Nao-chan!

2Hype: Nao-senpai!

SonOfGod: Hi Nao-senpai! 😁

TheKissingBooth:

DrUnK: What took you?

YouNeedFriends: Nao. Aniki keeps denying that he used my headphones last time you guys were over, but I can't find them

Buddha: Sorry. I'm at work.

Buddha: Ikuya, they should be in the side pocket of the bag I dropped off the other day

DrUnK: I didn't take them!

YouNeedFriends: Found them

2Hype: Busted

2Hype: I'll bring cake from my sis's cafΓ©

DungeonMasterThugisa: Asa-chan I love you forever 😍

AceVentura: I'll bring cookies!

MadamButterfly: We can't just have sweets. It should be a balanced meal, prepared with careful consideration of our energy requirements. There should be a fair amount of protein and leafy green vegetables.

JAWS: Ok Rei, then bring a salad for Christ sake

JAWS: Sousuke make your dad's karaage

SouSweet: Is that a request or a demand?

JAWS: πŸ˜‡πŸ™

TheKissingBooth: Seconded! That is a must. Sou bring your dad's karaage, and I'll bring a whole pot of my mom's gyūdon just for you 😘

SouSweet: Fine

2Hype: Kiss! What about me? 😭

TheKissingBooth: Of course babes! One for you too πŸ’‹

JAWS: Leave the rest of us to starve why don't you

TheKissingBooth: BT-dubs Asa-baby, can you pass me the remote?

2Hype: It's like right in front of you

TheKissingBooth: But I have to reach 😩

2Hype: It's literally closer to you than it is to me

TheKissingBooth: Asahiiiiiiii 😫

YouNeedFriends: Are you two in the same fucking room? What the hell is wrong with you?

AskTheSeaForMercy: What do you think is wrong with them

YouNeedFriends: We shouldn't have to suffer like this

JAWS: We're off track again!

SonOfGod: Haru and I can make something to bring

2Hype: NO!

JAWS: No

YouNeedFriends: For the love of god Makoto, please don't

AceVentura: No thank you!

SouSweet: Seriously no

AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: …

TheKissingBooth: Don't strain yourself honey

DrUnK: ❌

SonOfGod: Oh

DungeonMasterThugisa: You guys! The heart is a soft muscle!

MadamButterfly: Haruka-senpai, if it's not too much trouble, may we ask you to prepare something? Makoto-senpai, we are really going to be in need of plates, if that's alright with you.

AskTheSeaForMercy: You made him cry. I'm spitting in everything

SonOfGod: I'm not crying! It's really okay. I'll be happy to bring plates, and napkins, and whatever else we'll need

AskTheSeaForMercy: Makoto. Don't let them step on you. Be free. Poison them all

TheKissingBooth: Excessive

JAWS: So that's how you really feel is it?

SonOfGod: Haru-chan it is REALLY ok. Please be nice

MmmWhatchaSei: What the hell is going on? What is this? Why is the group name "no girls allowed"?

AceVentura: NII-CHANNN!

JAWS: You included Seijuro in this?

MmmWhatchaSei: What of it?

DungeonMasterThugisa: Of course I did! We have to!

DungeonMasterThugisa: Sei-chan this is a boys only, swimmers + Kiss-me, beach party that's why

MmmWhatchaSei: But what's the point in going to the beach if it's only dudes?

DungeonMasterThugisa: Girls bring a whole dynamic that will not be necessary for this outing

DungeonMasterThugisa: Besides everyone's gay

JAWS: Yooo

TheKissingBooth:

MmmWhatchaSei: I am not gay!

2Hype: Actually I run with the bi's πŸ‘‰

YouNeedFriends: Nagisa I keep telling you I'm ace

TheKissingBooth:

JAWS: I prefer to rock with "pan" but it's whatever. Gay works for Saturday

TheKissingBooth:

AceVentura: I don't think I'm gay, but I can be gay on Saturday too if you want!

MmmWhatchaSei: What the hell

YouNeedFriends: Natsuya thinks he's "bi" but he'll probably be gay this Saturday … and every Saturday after

DrUnK: Ikuya what the fuck

DrUnK: You can't just assume you know where I land

YouNeedFriends: Nao's been sucking your dick since middle school

JAWS: ?!

DungeonMasterThugisa: Whoa

SonOfGod: OH MY GOD IKUYA TOO MUCH!

AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: ….

TheKissingBooth: !

DrUnK: Bro what the hell?!

Buddha: I would very much appreciate it if you all forgot about that immediately

DungeonMasterThugisa: He doesn't deny it

TheKissingBooth: πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

TheKissingBooth: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜­!

AskTheSeaForMercy: He's spamming

JAWS: Kisumi calm down

TheKissingBooth: Middle school?! We were totally there! Where did this take place? Pleeeease tell me it was in the pool after hours!

2Hype: No wait, stop. I don't wanna know. It's like hearing the details of your parents' sex life. Nobody wants that.

SonOfGod: PLEASE let's drop this now and forget about it like Nao-senpai said 😫

AskTheSeaForMercy: It better not have been in the pool

DrUnK: Ok enough! Conversation over

TheKissingBooth: Ok but tell me you had the foresight to record it. Where are the pictures of THAT?

Buddha: Kisumi-kun, please

AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: ….

SouSweet: I'm cutting out. This is more than I signed up for

SouSweet: Scratch that. I didn't even sign up for this

DungeonMasterThugisa: No wait!

DungeonMasterThugisa: Rei-chan's carefully constructed details!

DrUnK: Out with it then. We can't just sit here all day

YouNeedFriends: Embarrassed

DrUnK: Shut up

Buddha: Let's be sensible. Can we be sensible?

2Hype: Sorry Iku-dumb put you on blast Nao-senpai. You deserve better

TheKissingBooth: No shame, Nao. Sucking dick is a position of power! Get that shit done πŸ’ͺ Natsuya is LUCKY

2Hype: Babes …

AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: ….

Buddha: I appreciate that, Kisumi-kun, but I would really like to stop talking about this.

MmmWhatchaSei: A position of power?

TheKissingBooth: Well I've got your dick between my teeth don't I? Don't tempt me

JAWS: Yikes

DungeonMasterThugisa: Oof. I felt that

SonOfGod: Wait ….

AskTheSeaForMercy: I told you he's evil. Makoto don't ask

AceVentura: Oohhhh 😬

YouNeedFriends: Stupid Asahi how do you sleep with that thing?

2Hype: Quite easily actually, I just stay in the back 😏

TheKissingBooth: πŸ˜ŠπŸ’– Luv you bby

SonOfGod: Again, I really feel like this is too much

YouNeedFriends: That's because it is! I don't want to know all that!

2Hype: You asked

SouSweet: What fucking beach are we going to?

MadamButterfly: Apologies, Sousuke-san. Seaside Park is going to be the most accessible for everyone, and compliant with our group needs simultaneously

SonOfGod: Oh I love that one!

JAWS: Choice

DrUnK: Great. See you guys there. Ikuya I'm kicking your ass. Peace out

DrUnK has left the group

Buddha: Nagisa-kun, Rei-kun, is there anything else that Natsuya and I can can bring in addition to a dish?

DungeonMasterThugisa: Umbrellas!

AceVentura: Eh Eh Eh

JAWS:

DungeonMasterThugisa: Momo-chan! 😍

AceVentura: Nagisacchi! πŸ’›

MadamButterfly: Nao-san, if you happen to have access to folding tables, that would be very helpful.

Buddha: I can do that. Thank you, Rei-kun.

Buddha: I have to get back to work. Text me if you guys need anything else. I'll see everyone on Saturday.

DungeonMasterThugisa: BYE NAO-CHAN!

TheKissingBooth: Ciao 😘

2Hype: See you Nao-senpai!

SonOfGod: Goodbye Nao-senpai! Look forward to seeing you again!

AceVentura: Bye-bee Nao-senpai!

Buddha:

Buddha has left the group

AskTheSeaForMercy has left the group

DungeonMasterThugisa: Haru-chan noo!

JAWS: Damn. Cold as ever

AceVentura: Is Haru-senpai coming?

AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: ….

2Hype: πŸ˜‚

YouNeedFriends: Amateur

JAWS: It's the beach. He'll be there

SonOfGod: Omg sorry guys! Haru's very excited. We'll both be there, and he won't be spitting in anyone's food I promise! Rei, Nagisa, let me know if there's anything else we need. I don't mind running to the store last minute if it's necessary. I think we have some umbrellas in storage. I'll bring them. I'm so excited to see everybody!

TheKissingBooth: Angel cakes, you make my heart soar! πŸ’“

2Hype:

DungeonMasterThugisa: Thank you Mako-chan!

MadamButterfly: Much appreciated, Makoto-senpai. We look forward to seeing you as well.

AceVentura: SEE YOU MAKO-SENPAI!

TheKissingBooth: Don't forget to leave your shirt at home!

TheKissingBooth: You too Sousuke 😘

SouSweet: Bye

SonOfGod and SouSweet have left the group

YouNeedFriends: Later freaks

YouNeedFriends has left the group

JAWS: I'm out too. See you guys Saturgay

TheKissingBooth: My soulmate 😊

TheKissingBooth: Bye babies, be fabulous! πŸ’•

2Hype: Peace

AceVentura: SATURGAY

MmmWhatchaSei: Get over yourself

AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: …

DungeonMasterThugisa: Bye bye!

MadamButterfly: Thank you, everyone. We'll see you soon.

JAWS has left the group

TheKissingBooth, 2Hype, and MmWutchaSei have left the group

AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh and DungeonMasterThugisa have left the group

AceVentura has left the group

MadamButterfly has left the group

TheBitchIsBack: …

TheBitchIsBack: I guess I'll just show up then.