DungeonMasterThugisa added EVERYONE to the group chat
DungeonMasterThugisa removed ThatOneGirl from the group chat
DungeonMasterThugisa changed group chat name to 'No Girls Allowed'
DungeonMasterThugisa: Calling all swimmers! Saturday. Noon #beachparty!
DungeonMasterThugisa: No one is allowed to flake out cuz I got the dirt on all y'all #don'tbeabitch
AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: β¦
YouNeedFriends: No
SonOfGod: Aww, that sounds like fun! π
AceVentura: Yahoooo!
DungeonMasterThugisa: Iku-chan, you're not allowed to decline
YouNeedFriends: What dirt could you possibly have on me?
DungeonMasterThugisa: [pic]
AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: β¦..
2Hype: Oh shit!
TheKissingBooth: π awkward
DrUnK: Where did you get that?
DungeonMasterThugisa: Irrelevant
DungeonMasterThugisa: But rest assured there's more where that came from
YouNeedFriends: β¦ Fine
MadamButterfly: Nagisa-kun, you weren't supposed to be so forward about this. I told you not to bring blackmail into the equation.
JAWS: Yo. When you say "everyone" does that include Makoto?
TheKissingBooth: *gasp* π The scandal
2Hype: Uh ohhhh. Caught. What's Makoto been up to?
SonOfGod: Oh no! What is it? π¨ Wait. I don't think I want to know. Don't tell me
SonOfGod: β¦ don't show me either
DungeonMasterThugisa: It's ok Mako-chan you're in the clear
DungeonMasterThugisa: I knew you'd say yes anyway
SonOfGod: π©
JAWS: Damn
2Hype: No fun
TheKissingBooth: Another time then
AskTheSeaForMercy: Why is Kisumi in this group?
TheKissingBooth: Rude
AskTheSeaForMercy: He doesn't swim
TheKissingBooth: Haruuuuu, acknowledge meee π«π
SonOfGod: Haru-chan please use your manners
DungeonMasterThugisa: We can't leave Kiss-me out. He's part of the fam!
DungeonMasterThugisa: And anyway the fandom loves him
SouSweet: What fandom?
AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: β¦.
AskTheSeaForMercy: Drop the βchan
TheKissingBooth: π Thanks Nagi-baby!
DungeonMasterThugisa: There you are Sou-chan!
DungeonMasterThugisa: π½ Anything for you Kiss-me!
SouSweet: I don't know what dirt you have on me. But if there's no food at this thing, you can count me out
TheKissingBooth: She's hungry
JAWS: Sousuke's always hungry
AceVentura: That's cuz he's so massive, his stomach is a black hole! π
AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: ..
MadamButterfly: Sousuke-san brings up a sensible point. Every group function requires some form of refreshments
JAWS: Haru cook for us
AskTheSeaForMercy: No
2Hype: Don't ask him that, we'll be eating mackerel for hours
JAWS: Sousuke cook for us
SouSweet: If I have to cook, I'm not coming
MadamButterfly: Actually, I was thinking it would be most efficient to do a potluck.
MadamButterfly: Apologies. Nagisa-kun was supposed to frame all of this differently. Several preliminary details have been left out.
DungeonMasterThugisa: Sorry Rei-chan! π
JAWS: Of course he would rope you into this first
MadamButterfly: Actually, it was my idea.
AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: β¦
SonOfGod: ?
TheKissingBooth: Plot twist!
JAWS: Hold on. The BEACH PARTY was your idea?
MadamButterfly: Yes.
DungeonMasterThugisa: Isn't he brilliant? π
JAWS: Oh no guys
JAWS: It's happened
JAWS: Nagisa has swallowed Rei whole and is now impersonating him to make us go along with his schemes as his own voice of reason
AceVentura: π±
2Hype: Don't worry Rei! We'll get you out!
AskTheSeaForMercy: He can't hear you. Nagisa swallowed him
SouSweet: He can't "hear" at all, this is a group chat
TheKissingBooth: Text to speech
YouNeedFriends: Except apparently Nagisa ate him, so that's irrelevant
AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: β¦
DrUnK: He's probably suffocating in there
SonOfGod: Nagisa I thought you loved him π
TheKissingBooth: True love is when you just can't help but take a bite π
2Hype: Yum
TheKissingBooth: ππ
2Hype: π π
2Hype: π©π
TheKissingBooth: ππ
2Hype: πππ
TheKissingBooth: π¦
YouNeedFriends: Ew stop
AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: β¦.
SonOfGod: What?
AskTheSeaForMercy: Don't worry about it
DungeonMasterThugisa: Spicy
JAWS: Let's not get off track ok? We have to save Rei
MadamButterfly: I'm FINE. I only figured that, since we have all found a mutual means of bonding through athletics, we should arrange some time to further strengthen our connections outside of competition. Nagisa-kun and I were reminiscing on how much fun we had at the Samezuka school festival a couple years ago, and I realized we have not participated in a group outing of the like since then. Additionally, our connections have expanded across that time. It seemed the appropriate moment to suggest an event.
SonOfGod: Aww π
JAWS: False alarm. Crisis averted. That's definitely not Nagisa
JAWS: I'll bring the booze
Buddha: Is everyone of the appropriate age for that?
DungeonMasterThugisa: Nao-chan!
2Hype: Nao-senpai!
SonOfGod: Hi Nao-senpai! π
TheKissingBooth:
DrUnK: What took you?
YouNeedFriends: Nao. Aniki keeps denying that he used my headphones last time you guys were over, but I can't find them
Buddha: Sorry. I'm at work.
Buddha: Ikuya, they should be in the side pocket of the bag I dropped off the other day
DrUnK: I didn't take them!
YouNeedFriends: Found them
2Hype: Busted
2Hype: I'll bring cake from my sis's cafΓ©
DungeonMasterThugisa: Asa-chan I love you forever π
AceVentura: I'll bring cookies!
MadamButterfly: We can't just have sweets. It should be a balanced meal, prepared with careful consideration of our energy requirements. There should be a fair amount of protein and leafy green vegetables.
JAWS: Ok Rei, then bring a salad for Christ sake
JAWS: Sousuke make your dad's karaage
SouSweet: Is that a request or a demand?
JAWS: ππ
TheKissingBooth: Seconded! That is a must. Sou bring your dad's karaage, and I'll bring a whole pot of my mom's gyΕ«don just for you π
SouSweet: Fine
2Hype: Kiss! What about me? π
TheKissingBooth: Of course babes! One for you too π
JAWS: Leave the rest of us to starve why don't you
TheKissingBooth: BT-dubs Asa-baby, can you pass me the remote?
2Hype: It's like right in front of you
TheKissingBooth: But I have to reach π©
2Hype: It's literally closer to you than it is to me
TheKissingBooth: Asahiiiiiiii π«
YouNeedFriends: Are you two in the same fucking room? What the hell is wrong with you?
AskTheSeaForMercy: What do you think is wrong with them
YouNeedFriends: We shouldn't have to suffer like this
JAWS: We're off track again!
SonOfGod: Haru and I can make something to bring
2Hype: NO!
JAWS: No
YouNeedFriends: For the love of god Makoto, please don't
AceVentura: No thank you!
SouSweet: Seriously no
AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: β¦
TheKissingBooth: Don't strain yourself honey
DrUnK: β
SonOfGod: Oh
DungeonMasterThugisa: You guys! The heart is a soft muscle!
MadamButterfly: Haruka-senpai, if it's not too much trouble, may we ask you to prepare something? Makoto-senpai, we are really going to be in need of plates, if that's alright with you.
AskTheSeaForMercy: You made him cry. I'm spitting in everything
SonOfGod: I'm not crying! It's really okay. I'll be happy to bring plates, and napkins, and whatever else we'll need
AskTheSeaForMercy: Makoto. Don't let them step on you. Be free. Poison them all
TheKissingBooth: Excessive
JAWS: So that's how you really feel is it?
SonOfGod: Haru-chan it is REALLY ok. Please be nice
MmmWhatchaSei: What the hell is going on? What is this? Why is the group name "no girls allowed"?
AceVentura: NII-CHANNN!
JAWS: You included Seijuro in this?
MmmWhatchaSei: What of it?
DungeonMasterThugisa: Of course I did! We have to!
DungeonMasterThugisa: Sei-chan this is a boys only, swimmers + Kiss-me, beach party that's why
MmmWhatchaSei: But what's the point in going to the beach if it's only dudes?
DungeonMasterThugisa: Girls bring a whole dynamic that will not be necessary for this outing
DungeonMasterThugisa: Besides everyone's gay
JAWS: Yooo
TheKissingBooth:
MmmWhatchaSei: I am not gay!
2Hype: Actually I run with the bi's π
YouNeedFriends: Nagisa I keep telling you I'm ace
TheKissingBooth:
JAWS: I prefer to rock with "pan" but it's whatever. Gay works for Saturday
TheKissingBooth:
AceVentura: I don't think I'm gay, but I can be gay on Saturday too if you want!
MmmWhatchaSei: What the hell
YouNeedFriends: Natsuya thinks he's "bi" but he'll probably be gay this Saturday β¦ and every Saturday after
DrUnK: Ikuya what the fuck
DrUnK: You can't just assume you know where I land
YouNeedFriends: Nao's been sucking your dick since middle school
JAWS: ?!
DungeonMasterThugisa: Whoa
SonOfGod: OH MY GOD IKUYA TOO MUCH!
AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: β¦.
TheKissingBooth: !
DrUnK: Bro what the hell?!
Buddha: I would very much appreciate it if you all forgot about that immediately
DungeonMasterThugisa: He doesn't deny it
TheKissingBooth: π π
TheKissingBooth: πππ!
AskTheSeaForMercy: He's spamming
JAWS: Kisumi calm down
TheKissingBooth: Middle school?! We were totally there! Where did this take place? Pleeeease tell me it was in the pool after hours!
2Hype: No wait, stop. I don't wanna know. It's like hearing the details of your parents' sex life. Nobody wants that.
SonOfGod: PLEASE let's drop this now and forget about it like Nao-senpai said π«
AskTheSeaForMercy: It better not have been in the pool
DrUnK: Ok enough! Conversation over
TheKissingBooth: Ok but tell me you had the foresight to record it. Where are the pictures of THAT?
Buddha: Kisumi-kun, please
AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: β¦.
SouSweet: I'm cutting out. This is more than I signed up for
SouSweet: Scratch that. I didn't even sign up for this
DungeonMasterThugisa: No wait!
DungeonMasterThugisa: Rei-chan's carefully constructed details!
DrUnK: Out with it then. We can't just sit here all day
YouNeedFriends: Embarrassed
DrUnK: Shut up
Buddha: Let's be sensible. Can we be sensible?
2Hype: Sorry Iku-dumb put you on blast Nao-senpai. You deserve better
TheKissingBooth: No shame, Nao. Sucking dick is a position of power! Get that shit done πͺ Natsuya is LUCKY
2Hype: Babes β¦
AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: β¦.
Buddha: I appreciate that, Kisumi-kun, but I would really like to stop talking about this.
MmmWhatchaSei: A position of power?
TheKissingBooth: Well I've got your dick between my teeth don't I? Don't tempt me
JAWS: Yikes
DungeonMasterThugisa: Oof. I felt that
SonOfGod: Wait β¦.
AskTheSeaForMercy: I told you he's evil. Makoto don't ask
AceVentura: Oohhhh π¬
YouNeedFriends: Stupid Asahi how do you sleep with that thing?
2Hype: Quite easily actually, I just stay in the back π
TheKissingBooth: ππ Luv you bby
SonOfGod: Again, I really feel like this is too much
YouNeedFriends: That's because it is! I don't want to know all that!
2Hype: You asked
SouSweet: What fucking beach are we going to?
MadamButterfly: Apologies, Sousuke-san. Seaside Park is going to be the most accessible for everyone, and compliant with our group needs simultaneously
SonOfGod: Oh I love that one!
JAWS: Choice
DrUnK: Great. See you guys there. Ikuya I'm kicking your ass. Peace out
DrUnK has left the group
Buddha: Nagisa-kun, Rei-kun, is there anything else that Natsuya and I can can bring in addition to a dish?
DungeonMasterThugisa: Umbrellas!
AceVentura: Eh Eh Eh
JAWS:
DungeonMasterThugisa: Momo-chan! π
AceVentura: Nagisacchi! π
MadamButterfly: Nao-san, if you happen to have access to folding tables, that would be very helpful.
Buddha: I can do that. Thank you, Rei-kun.
Buddha: I have to get back to work. Text me if you guys need anything else. I'll see everyone on Saturday.
DungeonMasterThugisa: BYE NAO-CHAN!
TheKissingBooth: Ciao π
2Hype: See you Nao-senpai!
SonOfGod: Goodbye Nao-senpai! Look forward to seeing you again!
AceVentura: Bye-bee Nao-senpai!
Buddha:
Buddha has left the group
AskTheSeaForMercy has left the group
DungeonMasterThugisa: Haru-chan noo!
JAWS: Damn. Cold as ever
AceVentura: Is Haru-senpai coming?
AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: β¦.
2Hype: π
YouNeedFriends: Amateur
JAWS: It's the beach. He'll be there
SonOfGod: Omg sorry guys! Haru's very excited. We'll both be there, and he won't be spitting in anyone's food I promise! Rei, Nagisa, let me know if there's anything else we need. I don't mind running to the store last minute if it's necessary. I think we have some umbrellas in storage. I'll bring them. I'm so excited to see everybody!
TheKissingBooth: Angel cakes, you make my heart soar! π
2Hype:
DungeonMasterThugisa: Thank you Mako-chan!
MadamButterfly: Much appreciated, Makoto-senpai. We look forward to seeing you as well.
AceVentura: SEE YOU MAKO-SENPAI!
TheKissingBooth: Don't forget to leave your shirt at home!
TheKissingBooth: You too Sousuke π
SouSweet: Bye
SonOfGod and SouSweet have left the group
YouNeedFriends: Later freaks
YouNeedFriends has left the group
JAWS: I'm out too. See you guys Saturgay
TheKissingBooth: My soulmate π
TheKissingBooth: Bye babies, be fabulous! π
2Hype: Peace
AceVentura: SATURGAY
MmmWhatchaSei: Get over yourself
AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh: β¦
DungeonMasterThugisa: Bye bye!
MadamButterfly: Thank you, everyone. We'll see you soon.
JAWS has left the group
TheKissingBooth, 2Hype, and MmWutchaSei have left the group
AiReallyReallyReallyWannaZigazigAh and DungeonMasterThugisa have left the group
AceVentura has left the group
MadamButterfly has left the group
TheBitchIsBack: β¦
TheBitchIsBack: I guess I'll just show up then.
