Chapter 1: The Escape
Somewhere in Greece a cunch of workers needing to get rid of the glue from factory were near a river dumping glue in it. "Isn't it a bad thing to ump trash into river" said worker. "Don't worry, this river doesen't go anywhere like the ocean, it just kind of disappears somewhere and nobody will find out" said another worker.
Unknown to them the river was that one river from Greek myth that goes from outworld into underworld. The glue swim from into river Sticks and then into river Lethe and then into river Phlogistinator which fell into Tartarus and evaporated but not the glue.
"Oh, how I want to restore myself and take revenge on all the gods and stupid humans they created" thought Cronos who was laying around cut to pieces but he can't die, cecause he's immprtal like gods. Then the glue fell on him. "Yes, Im back" said Cronos and glued himself back together, then laughed evilly.
Cronos first went to Pallas, who was chained to an unbreakable rock and cut his chains. "Now I am free, whats next boss" said Pallas. "We also need someone else" said Chronos and went to an unbreakable jar, where Perses was stored and opened it. Perses poured out of the jar and said : "I am free boss, now what?" asked Perses. "Now, let's get out of here" said Cronos and laughed again.
At the exit from Tartarus, two hecketornberries were playing poker. "Hey, what was that?" said one hecketornbery. "Oh my Hades, Cronos has escaped" said another and pressed the alarm.
"What the me happened?" asked annoyed Hades after hearing the obnoxious alarm. There is a breakout" said a skeleton who run into his oiffice. "Did Sisispuss somehow escaped agane?" said annoyed Hades. "No, sir" its Cronos. "Oh my me, everyone prepare for battle" screamed hades.
A third heckentornbery joined his two brothers and said: "stop right there Cronos, surrender or face the consequences". "Don't dare to talk tome you ugly shithead" said Cronos. One of the hecketorneries screamed and runned at Cronos, but thn Cronos's sfist instantly got into his face and the hecketronkery flew back into the wall unconscious and dropped hundrets of weapons. Cronos was standing back in place and then in an instant Pallas got an ax and a sword in his hands. "Thanks boss" said Pallas.
"Cronos is too powerful, reret" said the other heckerntorbery and they run away.
Meanwhile in jump City the Teen Titans who aren't teens anymore because a time skip happened and are now like 19-20 (An: or maybe they're still teens since mom still called me a teen when I was 20 and only started calling me adult after I found a job) were chasisng Jonny Rancid through the city. Robin was riding on the Robin bike, starfire and Raven were flying, Best Boy was running as a cheetah and the new hero Firedragonman who joined because Cyborg left and joined the Justice League, was riding on his Dragoncar, he looked like Vulcan but was also 20.
"Stop speeding Jonny Rancid" said Robin. "No" said Jonny rancid and drew through red light. "Fuck, I can't do that said Robin" and stopped his bike because he cant break the rules. Then robin pulled ou the grappling hook and grappled onto the roof. Meanwhile Starfire speed up really fast and almost captured Jonny Rancid but he taunted her and shifted to a next gear and got faster, but then he got a kick in his face. It was Robin who shortcutted on roofs and kicked Johnny Rancid from above.
Jonny Rancid fell from his bike and was surrounded. "Ride is over" said Raven and restricted him with shadows. Then the police came and took him away. "Thank you Teen Titans" said the policeofficer. "Nothing special" said Robin. "Can we go home now and eat pizza said" Beast Boy. "Sure" said Robin.
The exit from the Underorld was like the exit from that prison in Kung fu Panda movie with a bunch of bridges on top of eachother. And it was fortified with barricades and tanks and canons because there are ww1 and 2 greek soldies in the Underworld. There was and army of ghosts, skeletons and zombies and near the exit was Hades on tom of Cerberus with Thanatos right next to him (but Persephone wasn't there because it's not winther) and the Heckletorneries were there too.
"Cronos, surrender or face the full wrath of the Underworld" screamed hades into a megaphone made out of bones. "Wrath of a bunch of dead losers wont stop the lord of time" answered back Cronos. "Attack" screamed hades.
A horde of zobies run ath the titans Perese and Pallas ran at them. Pallas started hacking them to pieces lika maniac, while Perses jus melted them on touch. Cronos meanwhile appeared on the first bridge and ripped off the head of a ghost with a rifle that was aiming at him a moment ago. "Fire" screamed another ghost and the ghosts fired from guns, while skeletons fired from bows and rushed into melee, but then, suddenly, bullets started to fly back at the army and ripping thmem to pieces (An: they cant die because they're already dead but it takes time for them to respawn).
An artillery cannon from a bridge above fire at Chronos but he just apperad on the next bridge. The first bridge was blown aup and started to collapse. After decimating all the zombies Pallas platformed on the falling bridge chunks and got to the second bridge, while Perses just crawled up a wall and ignored all the attacks, since normal weapons cant hurt lava.
Pallas cut to pieces a couple of ghosts and then grabbed a chingun and a sniper rifle. "Let's see what the new weapons can do" said Plallas. He then opened fire from a chaingun and every bullet he shot hit someone.
Chronos got up a few bridges, killing everyone on his way, but then he came face to face with a tank. The tank aimed and fired at him, but then the shell flew backwards into the tank cannon and the tank exploded.
One of the Hecketornberryes looked from above and decided to jump at Pallas and did so but as he flew, his head exploded. "Headshot" said Pallaslooking at the smoke from his sniper rifles.
After some time the titans got to second to last floor. "Finally, it fells like ages" said Perse as he melted the last tank. "And now for the grand finale" said Cronos and then he and the titans appered on the final bridge. "You bastard" said Hades. "Sorry to ruin your army sonny, now, behave well and let daddy eat" said Cronos licking his tongue.
"You monster you wont et anyone this ends now" said hades and made hands like Goku and shot a wave of fire but then Cronos just appered behind him and kicked Hades off Cerberus. Cerberus groweled and tried to bite Cronos. But in an instant got one of his neck broken, then another and another. The last hecketornery runned at Pallas but Pallas pulled out a sword and cut him in half. Thanatos hit Perses with the scythe but the scythe just meldet. "You cant kill lava, lava kills you" said Perses then grabbed Thanatos by the face and melted it, than trew him all the way down like a ragdoll.
"What have you done?" screamed Hades as he put a fire barrier around himself. "Business just as usual" said Cronos as he aappered inside Hades's barrier and grabbed him by the neck. "And now, dinner time" said Cronos and opened his mouth, but then his hand falled off. "Me dammit, the glue isn't of best quality and im not fully healed yet." Said Cronos. Hades meanwhile dissaperad in a flash of fire.
Doesn't matter said Cronos an he reattached his arm and the titans went to the exit.
