[ZENITSU]
I just know I'll have to cover my ears
Cuz you'll make them suffer with these
Intolerable, unbearable rhymes
If you can't throw important words in this fight
You can't hope to change my undeniable landslide
Introduced a damsel in distress nearly eaten
And didn't even notice your friend coming out as a Titan
I could swear you look like a girl
But I wouldn't come near you at all
Now Historia, she's the real deal
I hope I don't hurt your feels
But you only got assaulted cuz you faked being the queen
[ARMIN]
Just as expected, you're sorely lacking
You should've came in intensely napping
You pester every girl, please be wagatsuma but the trouble with you
You're off by one letter, no wonder I'm taking the W
A hardworking planner put against a loafer
With your irking manner, for you it is over
You're forgetting your time at the entertainment district
You were considered so ugly, you had to get by an instrument of strings
How does it feel to be lectured by children?
Have you no shame, with your constant yelling?
Told off by a kid for being overdramatic
And three girls cuz you need some love ethics
[ZENITSU]
They should drop the R in your surname
You're an Alert for me to steer far away
I got my Nezuko at the end of the road
You and Annie, undisclosed, left the fans on their toes
I guess you didn't have the Leonhart that's essential
To go through with it, wow, how spectacular
I know putting in effort is not my thing
But I would never take credit for something I never did
Mikasa did Eren in, yet you claim you made him kick the bucket?
You make me sick so just shut it
I wish Levi didn't choose the burnt body
Erwin losing his life, that's on you, buddy
[ARMIN]
You trained all this time, yet this is another blunder
For a Lightning user, you have no thunder
You say Nezuko is yours, but wait
She conquered the sun and still forgot your name
All of your issues stem from your father and mother
They hated you so much that you were left to be named by another
So easily manipulated by beauty and words
Then you fell in debt and couldn't afford
Even after grandpa saved you, you couldn't swing a sword
Why are you even a member of the Corps?
Landing in debt, a lot you owed
I am standing on top cuz you just got owned
