[ZENITSU]

I just know I'll have to cover my ears

Cuz you'll make them suffer with these

Intolerable, unbearable rhymes

If you can't throw important words in this fight

You can't hope to change my undeniable landslide

Introduced a damsel in distress nearly eaten

And didn't even notice your friend coming out as a Titan

I could swear you look like a girl

But I wouldn't come near you at all

Now Historia, she's the real deal

I hope I don't hurt your feels

But you only got assaulted cuz you faked being the queen

[ARMIN]

Just as expected, you're sorely lacking

You should've came in intensely napping

You pester every girl, please be wagatsuma but the trouble with you

You're off by one letter, no wonder I'm taking the W

A hardworking planner put against a loafer

With your irking manner, for you it is over

You're forgetting your time at the entertainment district

You were considered so ugly, you had to get by an instrument of strings

How does it feel to be lectured by children?

Have you no shame, with your constant yelling?

Told off by a kid for being overdramatic

And three girls cuz you need some love ethics

[ZENITSU]

They should drop the R in your surname

You're an Alert for me to steer far away

I got my Nezuko at the end of the road

You and Annie, undisclosed, left the fans on their toes

I guess you didn't have the Leonhart that's essential

To go through with it, wow, how spectacular

I know putting in effort is not my thing

But I would never take credit for something I never did

Mikasa did Eren in, yet you claim you made him kick the bucket?

You make me sick so just shut it

I wish Levi didn't choose the burnt body

Erwin losing his life, that's on you, buddy

[ARMIN]

You trained all this time, yet this is another blunder

For a Lightning user, you have no thunder

You say Nezuko is yours, but wait

She conquered the sun and still forgot your name

All of your issues stem from your father and mother

They hated you so much that you were left to be named by another

So easily manipulated by beauty and words

Then you fell in debt and couldn't afford

Even after grandpa saved you, you couldn't swing a sword

Why are you even a member of the Corps?

Landing in debt, a lot you owed

I am standing on top cuz you just got owned