[ASGORE]

It's a beautiful day to be playing catch

But the catch I'll be getting is the win in this match

Against this selfish, atrocious and fiendish chap

You're a rapscallion but without the rap

My words are a blast so you won't last, defeat is guaranteed

How are you a Toffee that is anything but sweet?

You try to pass yourself as stoic, though

We all know calling you boring left a Marc, oh!

I am the one king of the underground

Your boss didn't exist until after the magic book was out

I am using my trident to start the competition

You're not on point with your finger out of commission

[TOFFEE]

Excuse me, seems you missed the big threat under your nose

So let me spill the tea about your death and bring this to a tragic close

You wanted to die to escape your mistakes like a coward

I wanted to die to take charge and move my plan forward

You shouldn't talk about sweet, big guy

All it takes to defeat you is a single pie

Made by the one who's no longer your wife

And it was all after you lost your child

I don't blame her for leaving, bud

How can you be called Asgore when you hate shedding blood?

You look like a goat but I am the greatest

As I am decisive and efficient, you are simply hated

[ASGORE]

The foundation of your words will fall

Just like the pillar that finished you once and for all

Voiced by an actor with fame worthy of a Hall

But Michael didn't C. the point so he refused the call

Cuz your creator butchered your character

And everything else one by one just like Dexter

I sought to end the war cuz I regretted it immensely

You fought to start the war for monster supremacy

Starting with the queen who wanted equality

But you only thought of yourself in actuality

Really, nobody's at fault but this aggressor with weak bars

Magneto would be ashamed to be likened to a lesser Star

[TOFFEE]

Lord Fluffybuns thinking he's got mic control

You can't write lines when your naming skills are horrible

Creatively combined two names to get Asriel

Would confuse the fans except that ship is not exactly commendable

What king would fail to stand up to his subjects?

You should learn to punish them should they object

You like to garden? Well, you're in luck

Here's your son, now a soulless flower to be plucked

Thank to your own royal scientist messing with determination

At least he followed in his dad's footsteps at being an abomination

How do you get warnings about a murderous human and not bother?

Offered tea but got bagged by the very child you fostered