[ASGORE]
It's a beautiful day to be playing catch
But the catch I'll be getting is the win in this match
Against this selfish, atrocious and fiendish chap
You're a rapscallion but without the rap
My words are a blast so you won't last, defeat is guaranteed
How are you a Toffee that is anything but sweet?
You try to pass yourself as stoic, though
We all know calling you boring left a Marc, oh!
I am the one king of the underground
Your boss didn't exist until after the magic book was out
I am using my trident to start the competition
You're not on point with your finger out of commission
[TOFFEE]
Excuse me, seems you missed the big threat under your nose
So let me spill the tea about your death and bring this to a tragic close
You wanted to die to escape your mistakes like a coward
I wanted to die to take charge and move my plan forward
You shouldn't talk about sweet, big guy
All it takes to defeat you is a single pie
Made by the one who's no longer your wife
And it was all after you lost your child
I don't blame her for leaving, bud
How can you be called Asgore when you hate shedding blood?
You look like a goat but I am the greatest
As I am decisive and efficient, you are simply hated
[ASGORE]
The foundation of your words will fall
Just like the pillar that finished you once and for all
Voiced by an actor with fame worthy of a Hall
But Michael didn't C. the point so he refused the call
Cuz your creator butchered your character
And everything else one by one just like Dexter
I sought to end the war cuz I regretted it immensely
You fought to start the war for monster supremacy
Starting with the queen who wanted equality
But you only thought of yourself in actuality
Really, nobody's at fault but this aggressor with weak bars
Magneto would be ashamed to be likened to a lesser Star
[TOFFEE]
Lord Fluffybuns thinking he's got mic control
You can't write lines when your naming skills are horrible
Creatively combined two names to get Asriel
Would confuse the fans except that ship is not exactly commendable
What king would fail to stand up to his subjects?
You should learn to punish them should they object
You like to garden? Well, you're in luck
Here's your son, now a soulless flower to be plucked
Thank to your own royal scientist messing with determination
At least he followed in his dad's footsteps at being an abomination
How do you get warnings about a murderous human and not bother?
Offered tea but got bagged by the very child you fostered
