[NIKO]
It's me Niko, coming from year 2008
The best game released in the States
Sorry mate, not enough room for two greats
So step off, or I'll be sealing your fate
Favored alcohol over the son you mocked
Makes sense your drink is like your relationships: on the rocks
And the woman you married, oh boy, what a chick
You proposed after she gave all your friends some joy to their sticks
I guess you can't help it, being such a bother
Mean-spirited, intoxicated whoremonger just like your father
Try staying above water, that's laughable
You never learned swimming, drowning is inevitable
[JOHN]
I would've preferred to part ways amicably
But now you pissed me off, I'll draw my gun to kill you brutally
Played by Rob, stole the scene in two games, I'm iconic
Fans sob you won't be seen again, not much work-a-Hollick
Doomed a whole Irish family, wait till Gerry hears about this fuckup, man
No one should ever come close near this fucked up man
How'd you not connect that biker you're friendly with
Is the same one that almost took Roman to his death?
You've got to be the dumbest brick I met since Bill Williamson
Even he wouldn't do that deal and be tricked again by Dimitri the rapscallion
The gang and I might've made excuses to kill and steal
But we'd never smuggle people like this smug killing machine
[NIKO]
Sure you're iconic, appeared in twice in your series
And the second time you were so dumb like one of them hillbillies
Looked up to Dutch but the man shattered your respect with insanity
Should've made your idol idle if you wanted to protect your family
Only good at being a brutal fighter
Call your son in, you know Jack shit about being a writer
Still, I doubt he'll be very helpful
In avenging you, he steered clear of a life that's peaceful
All cuz you killed Micah, leaving Ross a thread
What a loss, all that work just to get filled with lead
Be like Abigail and die broke from my bars and rhymes
Now make like Arthur and choke hard on your lines
[JOHN]
At least I know Jack's got my back if I'm brawling
If you called your cousin, he'd ask you to go bowling
Don't talk about betrayal with all the stabs in your back
If you had any sense, you wouldn't have killed Vlad
Then maybe you wouldn't be terrorized by a Russian, lad
I gave my all for the sake of my family
While you chased revenge putting yours in constant catastrophe
And even then, your war friends weren't very innocent
Darko is right to call you a hypocrite, you're not so different
Learn from Florian, the way he changed his life around was magnificent
I'll be riding my horse now, victory is mine
Get yourself a yellow car, it's time to go home and cry
