[NIKO]

It's me Niko, coming from year 2008

The best game released in the States

Sorry mate, not enough room for two greats

So step off, or I'll be sealing your fate

Favored alcohol over the son you mocked

Makes sense your drink is like your relationships: on the rocks

And the woman you married, oh boy, what a chick

You proposed after she gave all your friends some joy to their sticks

I guess you can't help it, being such a bother

Mean-spirited, intoxicated whoremonger just like your father

Try staying above water, that's laughable

You never learned swimming, drowning is inevitable

[JOHN]

I would've preferred to part ways amicably

But now you pissed me off, I'll draw my gun to kill you brutally

Played by Rob, stole the scene in two games, I'm iconic

Fans sob you won't be seen again, not much work-a-Hollick

Doomed a whole Irish family, wait till Gerry hears about this fuckup, man

No one should ever come close near this fucked up man

How'd you not connect that biker you're friendly with

Is the same one that almost took Roman to his death?

You've got to be the dumbest brick I met since Bill Williamson

Even he wouldn't do that deal and be tricked again by Dimitri the rapscallion

The gang and I might've made excuses to kill and steal

But we'd never smuggle people like this smug killing machine

[NIKO]

Sure you're iconic, appeared in twice in your series

And the second time you were so dumb like one of them hillbillies

Looked up to Dutch but the man shattered your respect with insanity

Should've made your idol idle if you wanted to protect your family

Only good at being a brutal fighter

Call your son in, you know Jack shit about being a writer

Still, I doubt he'll be very helpful

In avenging you, he steered clear of a life that's peaceful

All cuz you killed Micah, leaving Ross a thread

What a loss, all that work just to get filled with lead

Be like Abigail and die broke from my bars and rhymes

Now make like Arthur and choke hard on your lines

[JOHN]

At least I know Jack's got my back if I'm brawling

If you called your cousin, he'd ask you to go bowling

Don't talk about betrayal with all the stabs in your back

If you had any sense, you wouldn't have killed Vlad

Then maybe you wouldn't be terrorized by a Russian, lad

I gave my all for the sake of my family

While you chased revenge putting yours in constant catastrophe

And even then, your war friends weren't very innocent

Darko is right to call you a hypocrite, you're not so different

Learn from Florian, the way he changed his life around was magnificent

I'll be riding my horse now, victory is mine

Get yourself a yellow car, it's time to go home and cry