Episode 6: Felicia

All the brawlers in the mansion gathered around in the lecture hall, and not a single person knew exactly why. There was no seminar. There was no lecture of any sort. Bowser had handed out flyers to everyone, convincing - or in this case, ordering - everyone to come to the lecture hall. A giant video screen was at the front, leading many to assume they were watching a movie.

"I told that Bowser that movie night isn't until two weeks!" frowned Peach. She orders the usual food for a movie - popcorn, candy, nachos, and roast beef sandwiches, for whatever reason (might have been Shulk's idea) - and for Bowser to show everyone a film earlier than usual has Peach all rattled up.

"Bowser is no where to be found," Proto Man searched for the Koopa King, but was unable to find him. "Hope this isn't another one of his pranks..."

Proto Man: Everyone says that Villager is the master prankster, but Bowser, oh Bowser, his pranks put Villager's to shame. There was this one time when he put a bunch of fake spiders in a toilet, and Diddy Kong just happened to find these fake arachnids in the toilet bowl...poor guy hasn't been able to use the bathroom for quite some time now.

Diddy Kong: Sp-sp-spiders...h-hiding in the toilet...w-what if they're b-b-bigger...in PUBLIC RESTROOMS?!

"So glad to see you all gathered here this morning!" Bowser appeared on-stage, rubbing his hands together. "Before anyone gets to eat breakfast, I want to show you guys a quick video!"

"Aw man, we're not watching a movie?" moaned Sonic. "I wanna see A Nightmare on Elm Street!" Sonic has a strange hankering for rated R movies - he says that they have more "edge" than the Disney movies he despises to watch.

"You're not even old enough to see that movie," Peach pointed out, noting that Sonic is only fifteen years of age. "Besides, it's not even appropriate to watch. Think of the children!"

"That's why we should do a separate movie night - without the children! They can watch their dumb Frozen movie for all I care!"

"Didn't you watch Frozen with Tails at the movie theater?"asked Lucina. Sonic's eyes widened; he thought he discarded the evidence - his movie ticket - so no one would ever know.

"Nah, me and Tails saw 12 Years a Slave. Tails really enjoyed that movie...right buddy?"

"Yeah I sure did..." replied Tails, "...just as much as how you enjoyed that My Little Pony film from the 80s." Getting back at Sonic is always a really awesome feeling for Tails.

"I paid you $50 not to say that out loud, buster!"

"How dare you take the attention from me!" bellowed Bowser. When someone takes the attention away from King Bowser, then somebody is gonna have to pay (ha ha, a rhyme!). "I shall prank you, Peach, Lucina, and Tails for interrupting me!"

"Nice going, Sonic..." groaned Lucina. Sonic simply shrugged, like he had nothing to do with it. Honestly he couldn't care less if Bowser pranked him or not - he'll be one step ahead of the curve.

Lucina: Bowser has pranked me at least five times in just one day. One day! If he pranks me again, and it's because of Sonic, than that hedgehog is going to wish he had Amy Rose to save him.

"Today you'll be watching a video, and it is about one important subject...fire safety!" Bowser spoke. Given how sincere he is speaking, he's evidently cares a bunch about fire safety, for whatever reason.

"Who are-a you to talk about-a fire safety?" questioned Mario, reflecting on his past experiences and battles with Bowser. "Have-a you not looked at-a the intricate and dangerous design-a of your castles' interiors?"

"I don't know what you're talking about, my kids get through the castles easily! Ain't that right, kiddies?"

"Yes sir!" Morton gave Bowser a thumbs up.

"Best castle designer of all time!" added Lemmy. "The G.O.A.T!"

"And for your information, Mario, this fire safety thing was your idea!" Bowser pointed at Mario. The plumber looked at the Koopa King all crazily.

"No it was-a YOUR idea!" retorted Mario. "You were literally begging on-a your knees, asking me if you-a could rent this lecture-a hall!"

"Must have been one of your weird dreams. You should really consult Dr. Snoozemore on Pi'illo Island, maybe he can find a valid solution for the strange dreams you been having lately."

Mario folded his arms and sat back in his seat. Bowser may have got him this time, but the next time the plumber will reign victorious.

"Time for the video to begin!" Bowser pulled out a remote and pressed a button...but the video didn't play. "Whoops, wrong remote," Bowser threw the remote away and reached into his nonexistent pocket to get another remote, and pressed the button. A scene of the Duck Hunt dog wearing a firefighter hat appeared on the video screen; there were already whispers about the validity of this video.

"Welcome, brawlers, to the greatest video you'll ever see!" the narrator narrated, speaking for the Dunk Hunt dog. "In this video, you'll learn everything there is to know about fire safety, and how you can apply what you learned to everyday life! Now let's begin!"

Dunban: Somehow Bowser's video became cheesy well under a minute. The narrator's voice sounds like some fat guy reading a Dr. Seuss book while trying to hold his breath in.

The next scene of the video showed the Duck Hunt Dog seated near a smoke alarm and licking his...erm, private parts. Not an very amusing sight in the slightest.

"Whenever there's a fire, a smoke alarm like this will go off!" explained the narrator, acting like none of the brawlers know this stuff already. "If the smoke alarm goes off, everyone must exit the mansion immediately!"

"Duck Hunt Dog, why are you licking your privates like that?" Mega Man asked, entering the screen. A fire bomb was thrown at his direction, and he caught on fire. "Gaaah I'm on fire!"

"Stop, drop, and roll man!"

"What does Roll have to do with me being on fire?"

"ROLL ON THE FLOOR YOU NINNY!"

So Mega Man did as he was told, rolling on the floor.

"Not on the carpet!" yelled the narrator. "Oh, never mind...so as you can see, the stop, drop, and roll technique can be quite effective, if done properly..."

"I'm still on fire!" Mega Man wailed. "Someone get the fire extinguisher!"

The Duck Hunt Dog got a fire extinguisher and sprayed over Mega Man. The robot was no longer on fire.

"Thanks, Duck Hunt Dog," thanked Mega Man.

"You are very, very welcome!" replied the narrator, speaking for the canine. "That is all for now, hope you enjoyed this educational video!"

The fin screen appeared on the video screen, effectively ending this rather interesting fire safety video. Bowser came on stage, hoping the brawlers might have learned a thing or two from the video.

"So, did you guys learn anything?" Bowser asked the uninterested crowd. How could they possibly learn something, when they're already supposed to know this stuff?

"I learned that if you're on fire, it's never good to roll around on a carpet or any other flammable surface!" exclaimed Lloyd, acting like he learnt something.

"Good job, Lloyd, you'll be prank-free for the rest of the week!"

"Awesome sauce!" cheered Lloyd. Today is Friday, in this point of time in the story, so Lloyd shouldn't be overly happy.

Lloyd: No pranks means no distractions for me! Now I can finally concentrate and write my love letter to Viridi...not that I actually like her or anything!

"Such an utter waste of my time," Akira Yuki got up and left the lecture hall, just like everyone else.

"Can't believe we had to hold off breakfast for this," the Black Knight shook his head as he exited the hall.

"Don't leave now, I got free donuts!" Bowser enticed the brawlers. He didn't have any donuts to begin with, but you can't fault him for trying.

The only brawler left remaining in the lecture hall was Lloyd. Not even Bowser's children wanted to stay over. The swordsman just sat in his seat, and bellowed the following:

"VIRIDI I LOVE YOU!"

Uh oh, another romantic instance. You probably know how this might go down.


Bowser: Apparently no one learned a single thing from my instructional fire safety video, except for Lloyd maybe. Either they didn't listen, or they straight up didn't care. How are they supposed to know how to react when there's a fire?! Since they didn't want to learn from the video, they're gonna have to learn the hard way...They say that smoking hurts everyone, but today...smoking will be the biggest benefit ever.

The brawlers were all in the dining room, eating Palutena's fabulous breakfast. If you couldn't tell, there was a strong tint of sarcasm in that last part of the previous sentence.

"Knuckles would you pass the syrup already?!" Snake yelled at the echidna. "Syrup is meant for pouring, not drinking!"

"But I saw Lil Wayne drink syrup not so long ago!" defended Knuckles as he continued to drink the syrup like a madman. Hope he knows that other fellow brawlers have to use the syrup too...

"Lil Wayne was definitely drinking cough syrup," Falco pointed out. "Just because he did it and he's black doesn't mean you have to do the same thing."

"Who cares about Lil Wayne, that brotha's crappy poems ain't getting him nowhere!" ranteed Doc Louis. His anti-rap stance is evidently quite strong.

"If nowhere leads to a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, then that's the road I would take!" exclaimed Shulk. Lil Wayne has yet to receive this prestigious honor. But you know who told Shulk this false information.

"Wait..." Zelda sniffed, smelling something. "Why do I smell smoke?"

"Palutena did-a you leave the oven on?" Mario asked the goddess. Palutena is prone to leaving the oven on at times, and these incidences nearly caused the mansion to burn down.

"I remembered to turn it off this time, no need to worry Mario," assured Palutena.

"Pika pika pika!" Pikachu ran into the dining room, and tried to alert the brawlers that there's an issue at hand.

"A fire broke out in the printing room?!" Red the Pokemon Trainer interpreted what Pikachu was saying. "And it's spreading throughout the mansion?! Why didn't you do anything?!" Because Pikachu's an electric Pokemon and his moves won't put out the fire? C'mon, Red, you're making Ash Ketchum look like a genius.

"Greninja and I shall investigate!" proclaimed Corrin. Greninja hit the prince of Nohr with the snuggle bear look; an independent frog like him wishes to go alone. "Let's go!" Corrin grabbed Greninja's hand and went away to go tackle the fire. Oh, and the printing room? It's near the vicinity of the dining room. Oh joy...

"I can see smoke coming out of the garbage can!" Ness pointed at the garbage can, which had smoke coming out of it. The smoke alarm went off.

"A fire must be in there!" Peach panicked, and soon everyone else panicked. Everybody got up and ran out of the dining room...or so they could.

"The dining room doors locked!" Alph tried to open the door, but to no avail. "Corrin must have locked the doors by accident!"

"Imbecile!" Mewtwo teleported away, leaving everyone else to fend for themselves.

"No-a need to be afraid everyone, I got-a it covered!" assured Mario, but during this time of panic, not a single person was listening to him.

"More food for me, heh heh!" Wario stayed behind and gobbled up the breakfast food on the table. When there's unattended food left, Wario has to strike at the most opportune moment.

Wario: The brawlers are in a state of panic, and food's left on the table? It's like Christmas, but a whole lot better!

"Bye Felicia!" Knuckles said as he tried to jump out of a window...but failed miserably, since since he was unable to break the window. Now he hurt his poor noggin because of his idiotic thinking.

"Felicia is here?" Corrin's voice was heard from behind the doors. "Felicia, oh Felicia, where are you?"

"Corrin you're supposed to be putting out the fire!" Nana shrieked, as smoke made its way inside the dining room. Just what the brawlers needed...

"But Felicia could be in grave danger! I have to ensure she is safe, or my father will my head for sure!"

"FELICIA DOESN'T EVEN LIVE HERE!"

Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong were collecting all their bananas. Because it's pretty obvious bananas are more of a higher priority than your own safety.

"Where should we keep these bananas?" Diddy asked his uncle.

"In the toilets, no one will find them there!" replied Donkey Kong. Truth be told, if someone were to use one of the toilets...never mind.

"But spiders are in the toilets! They'll eat up our bananas!"

"Spiders don't eat bananas, my boy, they eat insects!"

"But us monkeys eat insects! We are supposed to be at the top of the food chain!"

"Monkeys aren't on the top of the food chain, my boy, they're a step below the tigers!"

"But tigers are...just forget about it."

Mega Man tried to call Dr. Light, so he could call water-based Robot Master to help put Corrin and Greninja out the fire (i.e. Dive Man, Bubble Man, etc.) but the call wouldn't work. If you recall from the previous episode, Dr. Light cut off all communications because of Falco's silly prank-calling. What if Mega Man needed some good advice on what dance moves to execute in a dance battle, and he needed to ask Dr. Light for assistance? Did Dr. Light not think of that?!

"Why won't Dr. Light pick up the phone?" Mega Man wondered.

"I dunno, man, it's not like Dr. Light cut off the phone lines or anything..." replied Falco. If he's gonna receive any blame, might as well do it now...

"Dr. Light would never do such a thing! He is a man of integrity and honesty!"

Sonic: Dr. Light, a man of integrity... *laughs hysterically* Dude doesn't even have a girlfriend!

"We're all gonna die!" Roy pulled his hair out, a habit most people do when they're stuck on a highly complicated math question. The swordsman got knocked out of the way by King K. Rool, who was trying to find a way out.

"Hiyah!" the Kremling threw a chair at a window, breaking it; Rool went through the window, but got stuck due to his fatness. "Um, a little help here?"

The garbage can was knocked down by Ludwig, who was running about frantically, and the carpet caught on fire. Mr. Game & Watch should have known better than to have carpet floor instead of hardwood.

"Another fire!" shrieked King Dedede. "Somebody get us out of here! I can't go out like this...Wario why are you eating my waffles?!"

"Shut up and let me eat, while you guys find a solution to this mess!" responded Wario, as he continued to gobble up all the food. Does he not realize that scarfing down food like this will make him even more overweight?!

Just when you thought things couldn't get anymore chaotic...Slippy Toad fell through the ceiling and landed on top of Snake, causing him to fall backwards into the breakfast table...which went into the fire, making it bigger in the process.

"Slippy what are you doing here?!" frowned Fox. Wasn't Peppy Hare supposed to be watching over Slippy?

"I just wanted to come over here and tell you and Falco hi!" replied Slippy. How he made his way into the mansion - let alone in the ceiling - remains to be seen.

"YOU CAME ALL THE WAY HERE JUST FOR THAT?!"

"...Is that a crime?"

The Flying Man tried to escape via air vent, but he wouldn't budge. So Toon Link, Yoshi, K.K. Slider, and the male Inkling offered to help him through. Boy, what a mess it was.

"I don't know whose butt I'm touching..." the male Inkling said as he pushed with all his might. "...but they better not..."

Yoshi passed gas in the Inkling's face. So much for that.

While the Flying Man was struggling with the air vent, which was at ground level, Wolf tried to escape through the ceiling vent. Somehow he got his head stuck.

"Anyone using this?" Mega Man X held up the grille for the ceiling vent. "Ah well, your loss is my gain!" The robot threw the grille at a window, breaking it in the process.

"FREEDOM!" Toad cheered as he jumped out of the broken window. Isabelle, Olimar, and Lucas all followed suit, with Cloud's pet Chocobo flying out of the broken window.

"Cloud Jr. get back here this instant!" commanded Cloud.

"Cloud Jr?" Dark Pit raised an eyebrow. Cloud could have named his Chocobo plenty of names, like Zack, Vincent, or maybe even Noctis...but Cloud Jr?

"Don't judge me!"

"The fire has been dispatched!" Corrin called out from the dining room doors. "The problem has been resolved!"

"There's another fire in-a here!" yelled Luigi. "Come here quick!"

Some budging was heard from the other side of the dining room doors. Corrin and Greninja can't seem to open them. What gives?

"Mario use your F.L.U.D.D!" Peach said to Mario. The plumber whipped out the trusty water device, and sprayed water on the raging fire. For some odd reason, nothing happened.

"This fire just won't go down without a fight!" said the F.L.U.D.D. "It's almost invincible!"

The four Pac-Man ghosts - Inky, Blinky, Cindy, and Clyde - appeared and hovered around the dining room, celebrating the chaos that ensued.

"Their noises!" Little Mac covered his ears to block out the noise the ghosts were making. "Make it stop!"

"I have to use the bathroom!" Alph did the world-famous pee pee dance. He could burst at literally any moment!

"Pee in someone's oatmeal!" suggested Link, finding a way to get out of this calamity. "I did that to Lloyd!"

"So THAT'S why my oatmeal tasted funny!" said Lloyd...only to barf outside the broken window.

The Duck Hunt Dog and Rush were digging a hole in the dining room, hoping to dig a tunnel for escape. These dogs have more smarts than the likes of the Flying Man and Wolf, who are both still stuck.

"I can't take this anymore!" Gilgamesh jumped down the hole, only for a fire to erupt out of it. "...It was totally worth it!"

"Where is this fire coming from?!" Pac-Man exasperatedly wondered.

"Better question is: where's Bowser?" wondered Virid. The Koopa Kong was absent during breakfast.

"Congratulations, you all passed!"

Soon enough, Bowser broke through the dining room doors, holding Corrin and Greninja in both of his arms, as the flames died down. The two were most likely exhausted. A smoke machine was behind him.

"We...passed?" Meta Knight looked a little dumbfounded, just like everyone else...everyone else except for Wario, who was still gobbling up food like madman. Watch him throw up the food later.

"You all passed the fire safety test!" explained Bowser. "Nobody died or got seriously injured!"

"Why was there fire underground?" asked Villager. "And how was there fire in the garbage can?"

"Those were awesome pyrotechnics Slippy helped me with; I can turn them out with the snap of my fingers. Slippy also rigged the smoke alarms too." So that's why Mario was unable to put out the fire..and why Slippy Toad of all people is here.

Slippy: Bowser kidnapped me while I was at Peppy Hare's residence! He must really like me if he wanted to kidnap me!

Bowser: I just knocked on Peppy's door and asked him if I could borrow Slippy for a minute. He handed the bullfrog over to me without hesitation, and allowed me to keep him for as long as I like!

"Bowser...I despise you," Mario glared down Bowser, for pulling off this prank.

"Appreciate you too, buddy!" Bowser gave his arch nemesis a hug. Poor Mario was suffocating from Bowser's grasp.

Suddenly Captain Falcon fell to the floor with a thud. The Wii Fit Trainer ran over to him and checked his heart, and then his pulse.

"Someone help me carry Falcon to his room!" she said. Dunban offered to help; he and the Wii Fit Trainer carried Captain Falcon outside the dining room, and to safety. The two noticed that there was gum stuck to the dining room doors...hmmm.

"No more pranks out of you," Mario sternly told Bowser as he cleaned up the mess. No pranking for Bowser? The Koopa King is going to have to get adjusted to this.


"Your vitals are all okay!" the Wii Fit Trainer said to Captain Falcon, who was resting in a bed in the fitness center. The trainer had just checked the racer's vitals after he had passed out from the smoke. Falcon was in good condition; on another note, no one got seriously injured from Bowser's "fire test".

"Does that mean I can move around like a normal human being?" asked Falcon. Evidently he hasn't paid much attention the last time he was at the hospital.

"You can move as freely as you like!"

"In that case...you wanna go out tonight?"

The Wii Fit Trainer just stared down Captain Falcon. She helped him wake up from his unconsciousness...and THIS is how he repays her?!

Wii Fit Trainer: Captain Falcon has got to be the biggest try-hard on the planet. It's not so much he tries one pathetic attempt after another, it's that he asks women out at the worst opportune time...but Wario is a tad worse though.

"Have any of you seen Felicia?" Corrin entered the fitness center. Apparently he still thinks Felicia is still inside the mansion.

"Felicia was never here in the mansion to begin with," smiled the Wii Fit Trainer.

"But I recall Knuckles saying goodbye to her..."

"Knuckles was using a popular phrase from a movie."

"Felicia is in a movie?!" Corrin has completely lost it... "I shall rescue her!" The prince ran out of the fitness center, embarking on a quest to save his maid.

"Is it just me, or is he sheltered?" Captain Falcon asked, inquiring about Corrin's social behavior.

"Growing up with adopted siblings might be an underlying reason," presumed the Wii Fit Trainer. Corrin does have a lot of adopted siblings...and a rather antagonistic father in Garon to boot.


"Go," Fox showed his friend Slippy Toad out the front door, hoping he would return to Peppy's place. But the bullfrog wouldn't budge.

"Can I stay for just a little longer?" asked Slippy. He had some unfinished business to take care of - and it involved Ganondorf.

"I said GO!" Fox yelled at the top of his lungs; Slippy hopped away in fear. After cooling down, Fox went to the dining room, which was restored, as well as the rest of the mansion. Mr. Game & Watch is a very wonderful housekeeper. Speaking of Mr. Game & Watch, the 2D man was washing the dishes...and Wario had to rinse them. Most likely a punishment for what he did that morning.

Wario: You know what's worse than having to rinse dishes? Buying breakfast for nearly a hundred people! Those losers should have known better than to leave their food unattended during a time of crisis! Now they've drained me of the money I was gonna bathe in!

"Serves you right, pal," Fox slapped Wario on his back. It's a great pleasure when Wario is doing work - something he despises the most.

"Get me out of this junk!" the fatso pleaded to Fox. A single minute of washing/rinsing dishes was tolerable enough for him, but anything over was simply too much to handle.

"No can do. It's about time you learn the consequences for your actions."

"Consequences are for bratty school children! I'm not a little kid!"

"Keep crying..." Fox reached for a banana on a kitchen counter, but there was nothing there. "Hey, what happened to all the bananas?"


Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong rummaged through the mansion carrying bananas, looking for the perfect place to store their precious food. They figured that in a time of emergency (i.e. fire, bombing, villainous attack, Wario letting out a fart so foul and toxic it would disintegrate the mansion) the bananas should be placed somewhere safe and free from harm.

Donkey Kong: The worst part about this mansion is that there's no basement, and no attic. Master Hand thought that having one would be unnecessary.
Diddy Kong: We live in the state of Washington, and since Washington doesn't receive any tornadoes...
Donkey Kong: Washington gets earthquakes, for crying out loud! Did Master Hand not think the floor-plan of the mansion through?!

The monkeys made their way to the vending room, and thought it would be a good idea to store their bananas one of the vending machines. So they took the drinks out of the soda vending machine, threw them out of the window, and replaced them with bananas, before continuing on their merry way like nothing happened. Ike went into the vending room and ordered a drink from the vending machine...but all he got was a banana. The swordsman got mad real quick - no one pranks Ike and gets away with it.

"Bowser must have been behind this!" he growled. Only a prankster like him would replace sodas in the vending machine with bananas.

Link entered the vending room and inserted a dollar he had borrowed into an adjacent vending machine - and got himself a bag of chips. How was it that one vending machine was vandalized, but not the other?

"Something wrong?" Link asked Ike, who was pointing at the hero of Hyrule with his mouth agape.

"You got chips, and I got a stinking banana!" Ike pouted. "I think someone messed with this vending machine!"

"Let me see," Link inserted another dollar he borrowed (when you're out of rupees, you gotta carry cash) into the soda vending machine, and got a banana. "This is quite the peculiar case..."

"The Ice Climbers are in charge of the vending machines, aren't they? Perhaps this was their doing!"

"Ice Climbers don't even like bananas, or fruit in general...but I honestly see where you're going with this."


Viridi merrily skipped through the hallways, thinking about a certain someone. That someone you might ask is Pit, and believe it or not, she has been quietly harboring a major crush on him. Don't even deny this - you saw the images of Pit and Viridi together on Google.

Viridi: Pit may be dim-witted and all...but he is SO cute! I shall win his heart eventually, if the time persists. Nobody will come in my way between Pit and I, not even...

"Hey Viridi, what's happening?" a familiar echidna stopped Viridi in her tracks. Knuckles rushed out of a room and greeted the goddess.

"Can't you see I'm busy?" frowned Viridi. Knuckles is the kind of person you least want to talk to when you're enjoying time by yourself.

"So skipping through the halls like a lunatic is considered being busy?"

"I was thinking, okay?!" This is why Viridi dislikes talking to people like Knuckles - asking unnecessary questions.

"Thinking about what exactly?"

"None of your business."

"Tell me your secret and I'll tell you mine!" Knuckles is so persistent.

"I...I'm in love with Pit."

Knuckles's jaw literally dropped to the floor. He couldn't believe this at all...Viridi was never in love with Toon Link?! Had Yoshi - an amateur writer of romantic fanfiction - told him wrong?

Knuckles: From my perspective of things, Viridi isn't really the romantic type. She nags way too much, and it can really tick any boyfriend of hers off. And she's in love with Pit, of all people? What girl in their right mind would wanna go out with that dummy? But hey, if the two can make their relationship work like Wanda and Cosmo from Fairly Odd Parents...then the sky's the limit for them.

"Since you told me your secret, I will tell you mine," said Knuckles. "I want to be...a rap artist!"

Viridi gave Knuckles a dumbfounded look when he revealed this. Everyone not named Doc Louis would be perfectly fine with Knuckles's career choice.

"Knuckles, you're already a hip-hop/rap aficionado, don't know how that's a secret," said Viridi, convincing Knuckles he doesn't have to hide his career outlook from others.

"Thing is, I want to be the greatest rapper ever - the Tupac Shakur of the animal kingdom - but my rhymes are all wack. No one will ever take me seriously...but perhaps you can help out."

"In what way?" Viridi raised an eyebrow, hoping Knuckles wouldn't give a ridiculous offer, like scrubbing his feet for instance - he put Greninja up to it, and the ninja Pokemon would never associate himself with Knuckles after that.

"You help me with my budding rap career...and I'll help you win Pit's heart."

Viridi stroked her chin as she mulled over this offer. Was it truly worth it?

"You got a deal!" the goddess shook Knuckle's hands.


In his room, Lloyd was working furiously on his love letter to Viridi. He had to make sure every detail, punctuation, and romantic remark was perfect, otherwise Viridi would reject his letter.

"When she sees this letter, she'll find it hard not to fall in love with me..." Lloyd grinned. Once he was finished with the letter, he got up from the desk and went to go find Viridi.

"Lloyd I need to ask you a serious question," Lucario confronted the swordsman.

"Not now, I'm looking for my new love," Lloyd ran past Lucario, not wanting to speak with the aura Pokemon.

Lucario: It's hopeless...how am I supposed to know if the Gateway Arch in St. Louis, Missouri is an actual parabola? Lloyd was my only hope...and what's this about his "new love"?


Corrin's search for his maid, Felicia, led him to the mansion's ball pit room, hoping to find clues about the "movie" she's stuck in. Ryu, for some odd reason, was enjoying himself in the ball pit. Usually he's off training and whatnot, so to see him in this location was a little off.

"Done training?" Corrin inquired.

"After a hard day's work, a good fighter must rest and relax!" explained Ryu, speaking as if he was an informant from a TV fitness commercial. "I have decided to select the ball pit as my 'chill zone', so to speak."

"There's other 'chill zones' in the mansion...like the fitness center."

"Wii Fit Trainer was hitting on me the other day - and it wasn't the physical type either!"

"...the library..."

"It's too boring for my tastes, and Gil complains about my snoring whenever I fall asleep from boredom!"

"...the meditation room..."

"Why chill in there when Lucario always hogs the room?"

"...Well, I can't think of anything else. Anyway, have you seen my maid Felicia anywhere? I've heard that she was stuck in a movie..."

"Maids are not welcome here, unless they have the approval of Master Hand!"

Ryu: Master Hand looks at maids and servants the same way he looks at basements, attics, and massaging chairs - worthless and not worth the money!

"But if you're looking for someone stuck in a movie, I would suggested going to the movie room!" Ryu continued.

"Felicia has to be there, she has to!" Corrin left the room and made his way to the movie room. This guy is so lost.


"I have confiscated all of Bowser's pranking items!" Isabelle said to Mario, after raiding Bowser's closet of banana peels, whoopee cushions, fake birth certificates, and the like. "He shall never prank again!"

"Excellent-a work!" Mario commended Isabelle for a job well done. He was grateful to have someone like her as an assistant.

"Link and Ike have alerted me about one of the vending machines; apparently someone replaced the sodas with bananas."

"Who-a would do such a thing?"

"They suspect the Ice Climbers to be the perpetrators. Makes no sense if you ask me."

"The Ice Climbers are-a good people, pranks are beyond-a them!"

Mario: I've known-a the Ice Climber since the Melee days, and they're the most generous people I've-a ever met! When I came-a down with the cold, Nana and Popo gave-a me a very thoughtful gift - a tomato plushie! Luigi didn't-a even get me a thing!

Mario and Isabelle looked for the Ice Climbers, and ask them if they had anything to do with the vending machine. They would find Popo and Nana with Ashley, refurnishing the young witch's goblet.

"You guys didn't have to do this, I could have done it myself," Ashley said, sounding a bit flattered. People rarely do nice things for her, and she's now finding it very commonplace with the Ice Climbers.

"No it's fine, young-witch-girl-I'm-not-yet-familiar-with, we're just doing you a huge solid!" Popo smiled as he painted Ashley's goblet. He still doesn't know her name.

"Ice Climbers, we-a need to talk!" Mario confronted the Ice Climbers. "The sodas in-a one of the vending machines was-a replaced with bananas, and Ike and-a Link think you two are-a the culprits!"

"We would never do such a thing!" said Nana, bewildered by the accusation.

"I think-a they're lying..." Mario whispered to Isabelle.

"Because Nana claims that they have nothing to do with the prank?" Isabelle whispered back, not following along with Mario's logic.

Popo: Being the dignified people that we are, we wouldn't stoop as low as vandalizing a vending machine! Wario is the type of person that would do such a disgraceful act!
Nana: You must really be obsessed with that guy...

"The Ice Climbers have no part in this," Ashley defended the duo. "Villager is the resident prankster, isn't he? You should go consult him. Or maybe Bowser, he might have done the prank during the 'fire drill'."

"Villager has-a been very smug-a lately..." Mario pondered over Ashley's suggestion. He can't help but feel that Villager's smile is a facade for him to get away with acts of treachery and malice. But Bowser on the other hand embodies those two traits. "We will speak with-a him and Bowser immediately!"


Now that he got the chance to hang out with Kirby again, Pit could finally do what he always wanted to do for the longest - fart on other people. The guy who did this prank must be proud of himself.

The first victim was Gil. He was exiting the bathroom, minding his own business, when Pit "farted" on him. Kirby provided the sound effects.

"Dude why would you do that for?!" frowned Gil. What person in their right mind would want to fart on someone, regardless of whether it's a prank or not? Only Pit...

"C'mon man, just have some fun!" the angel grinned, slapping Gil on the back. The de facto librarian whipped out his sword, willing to give Pit a peace of his mind.

"You want some, come get some..." Gil stared down Pit. In a situation like this, Pit instantly knew the right thing to do.

"Run!" he and Kirby ran from Gil at the speed of light. Gil drew his sword back; he'll get his revenge on Pit for another time.

Gil: Pit has no business to be farting on others...that's Wario's job. Yet people complain about Kirby not having any manners...

Lucina was the next victim. She was resting on a sofa in the lounge, reading the latest edition of Swordsman Weekly. Pit sneaked up on her and "farted" on her, causing Lucina to jump up out of the couch and wield her sword.

"State your business here!" she asked Pit. Kirby grabbed the Swordsman Weekly magazine Lucina dropped on the floor, and sat down and read it. Perhaps he could get some pointers about sword-fighting.

"Chill out, Lucy, it was just a joke!" Pit tried to calm Lucina down, but it was no use. Lucina chased Pit throughout the lounge, swinging her sword left and right, while Kirby continued reading Swordsman Weekly. Whatever the puffball was reading must be a very entertaining read.

Kirby: Ooh wah! *holds up the magazine, points to an article featuring Isaac from Golden Sun*

A few minutes passed, and Knuckles entered the lounge. He found Pit mangled on the floor, and Lucina reading Swordsman Weekly with Kirby. The echidna ran towards the angel.

"Pit what happened to you man?!" Knuckles asked. His plan to get Pit to fall in love with Viridi won't work if the angel is feeling sore.

"He beat up his own self," remarked Lucina. After a good beating, she needed some time to unwind.

"You beat up your own self?! Why didn't you tell me you're a masochist? Good thing for you, there's a masochist club just down the street from here; it's very low on membership, and it needs..."

"Take me to...Viridi's room..." murmured Pit. Knuckles looked quite astonished; his plan to get Viridi to win Pit's heart was moving more smoothly than he expected!

"Anything for you, Pit!" the echidna placed Pit over his shoulders and carried him out of the lounge.


Sonic, Doc Louis, and, Mega Man Zero, and MegaMan .EXE where in the movie room - a room that had a library collection of movies from the past and the present. The four were shuffling through movies, deciding which one the brawlers would watch for movie in two weeks. Peach had them prepare in advance in the event any complications arise.

"How about this flick instead?" Sonic handed .EXE a disc reading "50 Shades of Black" - a Rated R movie. The hedgehog's agenda of watching explicit movies on movie night will not end.

"Bootleg movies and rated-R movies are not allowed," .EXE threw the disk away. "We need a movie that will appeal to everyone!"

"Try Selma, that movie's appealin'!" suggested Doc Louis. His suggestion is far more reasonable than Sonic's.

"The young children wouldn't understand what's going on, so Selma is out of the question," replied Zero. Doc held his head in sadness. Selma is his favorite movie, and the fact that the young brawlers won't be able to enjoy watching it as much as he does truly breaks his heart.

Doc Louis: Them ladies should start a school in the mansion and teach them youngins about what us blacks went through, like them slavery times, and the civil rights movement, and minimum wage, and Donald Trump...but they should just focus mainly on the first two parts!

"Have any of you seen Felicia?" Corrin entered the room and asked the gentlemen.

"Felicia Day?" Sonic raised an eyebrow, under the assumption Corrin is part of the nerd/geek culture.

"No, the Felicia I'm looking for doesn't have a last name. She's my..."

"Oh you must be looking for Felicia, from the movie Friday!" exclaimed Doc. Guy sure knows a lot about African American movies...

"Felicia is in a movie?! I must go find her immediately!"

"Step on that pad over there and we'll take you there," Zero pointed to a teleportation device, connected to a television. Corrin stepped on said device, as .EXE searched for the movie Friday, with Doc providing unwanted assistance. He really cares about this movie...Once .EXE found the movie, he popped the disc into a DVD player and pushed play.

"Are you sure you want to do this?" he asked Corrin, unsure of what might unfold.

"Please send me in that movie, I have to see Felicia," begged Corrin. Sooner or later he's gonna regret this...

"Okay then," .EXE pressed a button on the DVD player, and Corrin was instantly warped inside the movie Friday. He replaced Red (played by DJ Pooh) in a scene that included Craig Jones (played by Ice Cube). Craig had no idea Corrin replaced Red.

Zero: The teleportation device works like this: when someone teleports inside a movie, they replace a certain character. Corrin just replaced Red, and he'll take his place and namesake until he finds Felicia.

Craig's best friend, Smokey (played by Chris Tucker) hurriedly came running towards Craig and Corrin, and took a seat next to Craig. Some big trouble is clearly ahead.

"Here come Deebo..." Smokey said to Craig.

"Who?" Craig raised an eyebrow.

"Dee-bo!"Smokey repeated as he hid his golden bling. Craig did the same; Corrin had no idea what was going on. "Yo Red, hide yo sword, Deebo coming!" Smokey said to Corrin.

"Who's Deebo?" wondered Corrin, still confused. Smokey would question him, but now's not the time; Deebo came towards the three riding on his bike, with some dramatic music playing in the background. Big trouble is definitely coming towards the three gentlemen.

"Can't you like, fast-forward to when Felicia appears?" Sonic asked Zero, concerned for Corrin's well-being.

"No can do, we have to let the movie play out," replied Zero. "Rewinding or fast-forwarding a movie when someone teleported inside it will disrupt the time-space-movie continuum, and jeopardize that person."

"Time-space-movie continuum? Never heard of that..."

Deebo stopped his bike and got off, walking towards the three and frowning just like any other angry black man would. Craig, Smokey, and Corrin tried to play it cool.

"Sup y'all?" greeted Deebo. Unwritten Rule #56: Keep quiet when an angry black man greets you. "Wassup Red, thanks for the bike!" Deebo said to Corrin, who made a "Huh?" face.

"What bike...?" wondered Corrin. Questions like these will get him beat up.

"Don't play dumb with me, Red! You got my 40, homie?"

"I thought you had $200," said Craig.

"I do, but I want to spend Red's money."

"Who's Red?" Corrin asked yet again. Corrin, now would be the time to keep quiet.

"Give it up Red!" Surprisingly Deebo hasn't knocked Corrin out yet.

"Come on, Deebo, stall him out," Craig defended Corrin, during his time of confusion and bewilderment.

"What you got on my 40, homie?"

"I'm not carrying any cash..." replied Corrin. About time he kept in touch with the scene...

"Yeah, you got something..." Deebo took Corrin's sword. Since the prince didn't carry a gold necklace, his sword would do.

"Give me my sword back!"

"Shut up or I'll knock your sorry behind out!" Deebo ain't playing.

"Why don't you give him back his sword?" Smokey spoke up for Corrin as he stood up to face Deebo. (About time he said something...) Deebo stared him down.

"What sword?" When an angry black man stares you down, you feel very uncomfortable.

"Yeah, what sword..." Smokey clearly knows that feeling, since he sat back down in his chair. Deebo got on his bike, and rode away with Corrin's sword in hand.

"They took the man's sword!" Doc pointed at the screen. "How is that not disrupting the time-space-movie continuum?"

"Corrin can get his sword back at a later time in the movie," explained .EXE. "And if he is unable to..."

MegaMan .EXE: Items teleported inside a movie can be very disastrous. If the person carrying an item loses it and is unable to retrieve that item at the end of the film, they'll lose that item...forever.


"I feel...so REFRESHED!" Captain Falcon stood in the middle of the hallway as he stretched his arms out. He was up and walking, and he felt great!

"Captain Falcon!" Lloyd ran towards the racer with his love letter in his hands. "I need to ask you a dire question!"

"Ask me, dear boy, what great questions do you need to ask the great Captain Falcon?" Falcon struck a pose.

"How should I present my love letter to Viridi?"

Falcon got out of his pose and just looked at the swordsman. Like Knuckles, he was told by Yoshi that Viridi was in love with Toon Link. A love triangle would be disastrous!

Captain Falcon: Viridi, Lloyd, and Toon Link...and I thought the Little Mac-Shulk-Fiora love triangle would be detrimental. Toon Link can kiss Viridi at shoulder-length height, but not Lloyd! How's that gonna work out?

"Well, Lloyd..." Falcon chuckled nervously. "...When you read your love letter...Once you're finished, shut your eyes tight and wish for the best!"

The racer sped out of the hallways at the speed of light, before being stopped by Shulk.

"Hey Falcon, Little Mac just told me about Fiora wanting to go out with me," the Homs said. He was really feeling it after Mac told him the news. "When I go out on my first date, what should I..."

"Nope, nope, and nope!" Falcon ran away from Shulk.


"Why won't Dr. Light pick up?!" Mega Man grew frustrated after calling Dr. Light for the nth time. He had already called Roll's number, but that didn't work either.

"Um, Mega Man, we have something to tell you..." Fox approached the robot, accompanied by Falco. Time for Mega Man to find out what's going on.

"Not now, you guys, Dr. Light and Roll are being unresponsive for some reason."

"We're the reason why those two never called you," explained Falco. Mega Man just looked at the two in bewilderment, refusing to believe in what Falco said.

"Falco and I thought it would be a funny idea to prank call your sister. Eventually we kinda got exposed, and Dr. Light cut off the phone lines to the mansion, because of our act of foolishness."

"You'll forgive us, Mega Man...right?"

"Of course I'll forgive you guys," replied Mega Man. "I won't hold anything against you!"

Mega Man: *seething* Those two were responsible for this mess?! If it weren't for them, I would be able to find out whether or not Roll and Dr. Light have been harassed by Sonic! Who knows what that hedgehog could have been telling Roll...

"Corrin is in a pickle right now, and I need Auto's help," explained Mega Man. "He's stuck inside a movie, and the movie has ended - but Corrin is unable to get out. And since I'm unable to contact Dr. Light..."

"No worries, Mega, I think I know a guy who might be of great assistance..." assured Fox.


Mario and Isabelle gathered Bowser and Villager in Dr. Mario's office, for some interrogation. But why in Dr. Mario's office though?

"Why is the interrogation in here of all places?" asked Bowser. This was a huge waste of time, at least to him.

"All the-a other rooms were-a taken, okay?!" Dr. Mario snapped. Bowser folded his arms in disgust. "Now, we have called the both of you here because of what happened to one of the vending machines."

"The sodas have been replaced with bananas," explained Isabelle. "You two are the suspects!"

"We'll-a start with you Villager. When were-a you after the 'fire drill'?"

"In the bathroom, chilling," replied Villager. Seems like a reasonable claim.

"No normal person-a chills in the bathroom!" Dr. Mario slapped Villager silly. "Bathrooms and restrooms are-a meant for urinating, bowel movements, and-a school fights! Not chilling!"

"Fine then...I was relaxing in the bathroom."

"No-a one relaxes either!" Dr. Mario slapped Villager yet again. "You're looking mighty suspect right now..."

Isabelle: Mario...erm, Dr. Mario, often takes his interrogations to the extreme. He's like an Italian Dr. Phil of sorts.

"As for-a you, Bowser..." Dr. Mario turned his attention to Bowser. The Koopa King remained apathetic. "Did-a you organize any pranks-a during your little 'fire drill'?"

"Absolutely not, I was waiting in the foyer, anticipating any casualties from the fire," explained Bowser. "Never was I in the vending machine room. And if I was..."

"Jiggly Jigglypuff!" Jigglypuff tugged Dr. Mario's lab coat, and showed him a can of Sprite. Dr. Mario looked at the can inquisitvely - especially since Jigglypuff was carrying more soda cans in her hands; she's even drinking one right now!

"Where-a did you find these cans?" asked Dr. Mario.

"Jiggly jiggly Jigglypuff!"

"She says that she found them outside of the window in the vending machine room," Isabelle deciphered for the balloon Pokemon.

"Ho ho, finally found some soda!"

Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong entered Dr. Mario's office without permission, and grabbed a soda from Jigglypuff. Both were eating bananas, which led Isabelle to asking...

"Got those bananas from a vending machine?" she stared down the Kongs. Donkey Kong stopped in an instant.

"Uh, yeah, someone told us the soft drinks in the vending machine were replaced by bananas, and we thought..." Donkey Kong explained before being cut off by Isabelle, who asked this question...

"Who was this 'someone'?" The Kongs were getting stumped now.

"...Mr. Game & Watch?" Diddy Kong grinned, hoping Dr. Mario and Isabelle would see them through. But they didn't. So he and Donkey Kong ran out of the office.

"After them!" Dr. Mario chased after the Kongs, with Isabelle, Bowser, and Villager tagging along.


Pit laid on Viridi's bed, with the goddess of nature stroking his forehead, and Kirby just being there. Knuckles was watching, acting like the creepy old stranger who watches over someone to see if they're okay.

"How are you feeling Pit?" asked Viridi.

"Feeling a little better," replied Pit. He was still sore, but the soreness was not as strong as it once was.

Knuckles: Rogue never asked me if I was feeling better when I was hurt! It was always, "What did you do this time?", or "How long you're gonna be like this?" I tell you, that woman...

"Would you mind if I tell you a secret?" grinned Viridi. You know what's coming next.

"Oh, bother..." groaned Pit. He doesn't know...yet.

"I'm in love...with you." Viridi poked Pit's nose.

"WHY?!" Pit sprung up out of the bed like he was fine and ran out of the room.

"...We'll that was easier than I expected."

"We're not through yet," stated Knuckles. "We must have Pit love you back!"


Lloyd ran to Viridi's room, and encountered Yoshi along the way.

"I paired Toon Link and Viridi in my latest fanfic," the dinosaur snickered. His matchmaking and writing skills are...interesting, to say the least.

"That's cool," remarked Lloyd. "I'm gonna give Viridi this love letter!"

"Love letter?!" Yoshi went down on his knees and cried. "Why do developments like these happen?!"

"She likes me, she likes me!" Pit ran past Lloyd and Yoshi. "Viridi really likes me!"

"Are you serious?!" Lloyd ripped his letter in half - ashamed that all the time he spent on it was all for naught - and went to his knees and sobbed. "Life is so unfair!"


Thanks to R.O.B's help, Corrin was able to get out of the Friday movie, after spending much time in a movie abyss - which is essentially a black pit of nothingness - once the flick ended. But R.O.B couldn't have done it without Slippy Toad, whom Fox brought back to the mansion to rescue the prince of Nohr; he hooked R.O.B to the DVD player and teleported Corrin back to the real world. Speaking of Corrin, not only did he retrieve his sword from Deebo, but he learned some startling information...

"FELICIA IS A PROSTITUTE!" he sobbed in his hands. Doc Louis, Sonic, Slippy, Zero, and .EXE just had to facepalm, no words were needed.

"You are such a dummy," Sonic shook his head. Alright, so maybe some words were needed.

"How did you find the sword?" asked Slippy, trying to change the subject.

"I got it back from that Deebo guy," explained Corrin. "Apparently he was asleep with Felicia, who has taken on the facade of an African American woman. I tried to convince her to come with me, but Deebo threatened to shoot me if I didn't leave..."

"Pretty sure the Felicia you're looking for wasn't the one in that movie."

"...Seriously?!"

R.O.B: CORRIN...FULL TIME PRINCE...AND FULL TIME INCOMPETENT.

The Kongs ran inside the movie room, and got on the teleportation device.

"Teleport us to a movie, any movie!" Donkey Kong begged.

"I'm not so sure if that's such a good idea..." Zero was unsure about this.

"Take me with you!" Pit ran inside the room and got on the device as well.

"You got it!" Slippy pressed a button on the DVD player - just as the group of Dr. Mario, Isabelle, Bowser, and Villager arrived. The Kongs and Pit were transported to the Friday flick, and the DVD player searched for a random scene to place the three in. Oh dear...

"Almost had-a them!" Dr. Mario snapped his fingers in disgust.

"Hope they end up in a horror movie," said Isabelle. "Would be the perfect punishment."

"Arrgh, I wanted to beat them up so bad!" growled Bowser.

"And I wanted to draw embarrassing pictures all over their fur in permanent marker!" added Villager.

"Seriously, kid?"

The Kongs and Pit ended up in a flashback scene on Friday, which was in black and white. Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong replaced the two dudes playing dice with Deebo and Smokey. A car drove up, and Pit got out - likely ordered so by the driver.

"Hold my money..." Deebo got up and went to confront Pit. "...watch me."

"Hey man, what's up!" Pit held out his hand, expecting some dap. But an angry black man like Deebo doesn't want any dap.

"What, you want your bike back? I didn't know you wanted it back, homie."

"I have a bike...?"

"It's right here. Follow me, homie."

So Pit followed Deebo...only for Deebo to punch the angel. Pit was sent flying backwards and landed on the ground. Smokey and the Kongs cackled at what just transpired.

"That's my bike, punk!" Deebo yelled. Imagine if it was Corrin who received a knockout punch from Deebo...

Zero: Did I mention that any injuries sustained in a movie will be transferred back to the real world?

Isabelle: The Kongs may not have received any punishment...but watching Pit getting knocked out was quite amusing.

Smokey got up and ran towards Pit like a madman, getting all up in his face, and said the following:

"You just got knocked out, fool!"