Author's Note:
This chapter features your favorite Super Smash Bros characters dressed up as Marvel characters, and many of the character you probably don't even know. Google Search is going to be your absolute best friend.
Also I received this review, from LiliTheGamer:
"I tried to leave a review a couple of times, but I don't know if it registered. Darn wifi."
Yes, we all know how wi-fi can be. The struggle can be real for many Internet users. Moving on...
"Hi. I really enjoy this series. It always manages to get a few chuckles out of me, reading about the different antics of different characters. It really makes my day. Thank you.
"Um... I was wondering... I know yoh're probably getting annoyed by so many character requests, but... I would really love to see Geo Stelar and Omega-Xis from Megaman Starforce appear in future installments, if it isn't too much trouble... I'm sorry to bother you with this request, but I would really appreciate it if you'd at least consider it.
"Anyway, like I said, I really, genuinely enjoy this series. I'm a big fan of it. I can't wait to see what you come up with in the future."
Thank you for the kind words. As for Geo Stelar and Omega-Xis, I can definitely have them appear in future installments of Smash Life. Just gotta find the right occasion for them to make an appearance.
Episode 30: Marvelous
For the first time in what could have been forever, disaster has struck the Smash Mansion! What is this disaster, you might ask? The clothes - all of the clothes that the mansion residents own have gone missing!
Gone are Link's extra sets of tunics. Gone are Bayonetta's outfits from the original Bayonetta game. Gone is the headgear Pikachu usually wears in battle...although it's not like he actually wears the headgear in the mansion anyways.
But whenever disaster strikes, Master Hand always saves the day. And when he found out about the clothes going missing, he knew exactly what to do to make the residents content...
"This...suit...is...so...heavy..." Mario trudged through the mansion's hallways...in an Iron Man suit. Yes, Master Hand believed that the answer to the brawlers' problems was to force them to wear superhero costumes until the clothes reappear. Some have gotten used to it, and as for others...not so much.
Master Hand: Until the clothes magically appear again, as I assume the residents are expecting, I have given everyone Marvel superhero costumes to wear for the time being. No way I'm letting my precious mansion turning into a house of exhibitionism, I refuse to see Mario walk around in his briefs...or boxers...or whatever the heck that man wears underneath his overalls.
"Prepare to meet your match, Iron Man!" Link popped out of nowhere, wearing a Captain America suit and wielding a Captain American shield in his Master Sword. In case you can't tell, the Hylian is attempt to stay in character with his superhero. "Our Civil War has not yet ended!"
"Link, for the last-a time, Captain America has-a never used a sword ever," Mario had to explain for the Hylian. As you may know, Captain America hails from the World War II era, and is a former WWII soldier, so using a sword would have been unorthodox for him. "I understand that having-a your sword with that shield makes-a you look...cooler, I suppose, but it just-a doesn't fit."
"You're right, what's the point of using my sword when it doesn't even go with my costume..." Link angrily threw his Master Sword on the floor with utter disgust. "Why did Master Hand even bother giving me a Captain America suit, because it has a shield? Why did he even give us these superhero costumes to wear in the first place?! Let me go speak with Zelda, she knows Master Hand better than any of us do..."
So Link headed over to Zelda's room, carrying his Captain America shield, and when he arrived, he saw his girlfriend in a Kitty Pryde outfit, and Lloyd Irving dressed up as Star-Lord. Zelda was holding Pikachu in her arms, and the mouse Pokemon had a Thor get-up - complete with the blonde beard. Granted, the beard looks goofy on Pikachu, but if you think that's bad, then wait until you see the cosplay costumes the poor Pokemon had to wear in Pokemon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire.
"Life's not so easy without your beloved sword, isn't it?" Lloyd taunted, wearing his Star-Lord mask. "While you're stuck without your dumb sword, I got this cool gun thingy...that looks awesome...and stuff." Lloyd held his head down, his toy gun isn't worth talking about especially compared to Link's Master Sword. "But at least I get to wear this cool mask! Did you ever get to wear a cool mask? No you didn't, only Young Link did! AHAHAHAHA!"
"You need some serious help, bud," Link told the swordsman as he sat on Zelda's bed, next to the princess of Hyrule. "So do you have any idea as to why Master Hand is making us wear these costumes? These American colors really don't look that great on me..."
"I honestly think that Captain America suit looks great on you!" complimented Zelda. Link gave her a questionable look, and Zelda just smiled and gave a simple shrug.
Zelda: Honestly I don't know why everyone is so worked up over having to wear a superhero costume all day long - it's just like Halloween, except everybody (well, anyone who wears clothes, really) is forced to participate! Only downside is, there's no candy going about...
"How...can-a you...leave me...like-a that Link?" Mario finally reached Zelda's room in his Iron Man get-up, and at the same time he was wondering why his armor is so heavy when it's supposedly a costume. The plumber took off his mask, and exhaled happily. "Hoo boy, it was getting hard-a to breathe with that thing on!"
"Oh, Mario, can you turn around for a quick second and see how I look?" Peach's voice was heard behind Mario, delighting the plumber. "I've been getting several looks from the male brawlers concerning my attire, and I would really like to know why they've become so attached to me..."
"Not a problem-a Peach, I wouldn't-a mind giving you my honest-a opinion, I'd do anything-a for you..." Mario turned around, and saw his woman, Princess Peach, in a Miss Marvel outfit. Yes, it also came with the leotard and the red ribbon and the leather boots - pretty much everything that makes Miss Marvel recognizable among comic book fans. "You, you, you, you, you..." The appeal of Peach's outfit was enough to make Mario stammer, as his face turned red and sweat poured down his face.
"My goodness, do I look that appealing?" Master Hand had assured Peach that no man would be entranced by her outfit - even going far as saying that it will downgrade her looks and attractiveness - but that giant hand was wrong, so wrong. "Sorry for making you act like this Mario, it wasn't like I had any other choice!"
"I can make Mario snap out of his little trance," Zelda got up from her bed, Pikachu in hand, and walked over to Mario. You probably know what's bound to transpire next. "Are you ready Pikachu?"
"Pika pika!" the mouse Pokemon responded out of somewhat utter glee, indicating that he may have a fetish for electrocuting others. Pikachu started to charge up electricity, and then... "Pika...CHHHHUUUU!" ...he unleashed his signature attack, Thunderbolt, on Mario, shocking him and not only making him snap out of his trance, but also to make him fall on the floor. The fact that his armor is apparently made out of actual iron made the aftershock even worse. Once Mario was okay (somewhat okay, that is), he slowly got up, and said the following...
"PEACH I THINK YOU LOOK FINE AND SEXY IN THAT OUTFIT, AND I WOULD DEFINITELY WANT YOU TO BE MY WIFE IN THE IMMEDIATE FUTURE!"
Peach, Link, Zelda, Pikachu, and even Lloyd (presumably jealous that Mario also has a mask with his costume) were all looking Mario with astonished faces. Mario has rarely said much about the potential of him and Peach getting married, so for him to say that was quite a shock (no pun intended, in his case).
"And I would want you as a husband in the immediate future, likewise!" Peach smiled, kissing Mario on the cheek. The plumber smiled lovingly as he was seemingly losing his balance, before fainting to the floor out of love as his metal suit collided against the floor underneath.
Peach: Mario seldom talks about our potential marriage, so for him to briefly mention about our soon-to-be wedding, it just brought a smile to my face! Must have been the outfit that made him say that, perhaps I should wear more sexy outfits, just to pry more information out of Mario!
"Ganondorf told me that he has a 'surprise' for you, and that he wants you and Link to see it," Peach told Mario. Ganondorf rarely wants anything to do with Link, let alone Mario - is the Demon Lord plotting something? "Would you like to come and see what it is?"
Mario thought over the offer. It seemed odd that Ganondorf of all people wants to give him and Link a surprise of sorts - if it was from a karmic trickster like Villager or Bowser Jr., then no problem, but Ganondorf isn't the one to be having surprises in the first place.
"Eh, I'll-a go, but only out-a of intrigue," replied the plumber, weary about what Ganondorf might have in store.
"I'll come along with, especially since Ganondorf will be expecting me," added Link. He'll might have to go retrieve his Master Sword, in the event Ganondorf does anything funny - but he can just wing it with his shield.
"Wherever Link goes that has anything to do with Ganondorf, I'll go," said Zelda, always sticking up for her man at all times (or times when she feels it's necessary). Pikachu, still in the lovely arms of Zelda, will be coming along as well.
"Ooh can I join?" asked an excited Lloyd, wanting to be a part of things. Mario, Peach, Link, and Zelda all exchanged looks with one another, unsure of whether they want Lloyd to tag along. If they turn him down, the swordsman will be annoying them to an end.
"Sure you can come, the more the merrier!" replied Peach. Lloyd cheered and did a fist pump in the air as Link looked at Peach, shaking his head.
Samus was in the bathroom, adjusting her hair, and wearing a Captain Marvel suit. Understandably, she was discouraged to find her original suit missing, but the Captain Marvel suit fits just like her original one, so it all works out well.
Peeping through the crack of the bathroom door was Wario, who was wearing a Wolverine costume. On top of that, he was also wearing a Wolverine wig, which essentially makes him look like a shorter, obese version of the X-Men mutant.
"Wario I already know that you're watching me from the bathroom door," Samus told the fatso. "So you better stay away from me as far as possible, if you value your chances of having children - though we all know you won't be having any regardless." The bounty hunter has been stalked by Wario so many countless times, she's able to detect his whereabouts. Same applies to Captain Falcon as well.
Samus: Since this Captain Marvel getup is going to increase my so-called "sex appeal", I've decided to stay clear of the perverts roaming the mansion, like I usually do all the time. Except this time, the pervs will be more persistent than ever, and I might have to relocate to Luigi's place if I have to...
"Who is this Wario person that you speak of?" questioned Wario. Hopefully he doesn't suffer from memory loss, for that would be horrible to forget your own name; Ilia of Twilight Princess is a prime example. "I am Wolverine, one of the greatest X-Men to have ever lived!"
"Yeah, whatever, just keep your distance and maybe I'll spare you..." Much emphasis on the maybe part.
"Hey Wario, nice Wolverine wig you got there!" Pit greeted Wario, scaring the jeepers out of the fatso. The angel had on a Hawkeye outfit, and his girlfriend Viridi - whom he is holding hands with - was wearing an Invisible Woman suit. Would it have made more sense to have Samus wear the Invisible Woman suit instead? Sure, but she needs a break from wearing blue, since that's the color of her zero suit.
"You just scared the living daylights out of me!" frowned Wario, clutching his heart and catching his breath. "Don't you ever do that again!"
"We're sorry that we intruded on your depressing single life, having to only gaze at Samus rather than dealing with the fear of getting rejected," apologized Viridi. Wario grew angry at the goddess of nature - partly because she's telling the truth. "But you'll find yourself a soulmate one of these days..."
"Speaking of soulmate...I've been wondering if you two lovebirds can help a single man out." Had this single dude been someone like Chrom, then it would be worth a shot. But since it's Wario, that shot is essentially a risk.
"Are you seriously expecting us to find you a girlfriend?" Pit couldn't help but snicker at Wario. "Oh man, you're too funny, no woman would want to love you, let alone like you!" Pit continued to laugh, and Wario just looked to his side, disgruntled. What's the point of Wario finding love, when people are going to mock him? Imagine if the dude somehow got a smoking hot girlfriend - people would be mocking his girl for wanting to go out with an ugly fiend like him.
"Don't be so rude and mean!" Viridi angrily nudged Pit, scolding him for laughing, before returning her attention to Wario. "So you're looking for a woman, huh? What is this woman's name?"
"Her name as of right now is a secret, if I disclosed her name you'd freak out!" replied Wario. What woman is Wario interested in? Lucina? Too young for his tastes. Rosalina? Probably still interested in Ganondorf. Chun-li? Not a chance... "How about I show you who it is, and we'll just go from there!"
Wario: What am I doing, why am I showing Pit and Viridi who my crush is? They would think so differently of me when I show them who it is... but nonetheless, I'm tired of remaining single, I need to put some action in at once!
"How unfair, how come people like Mario and Link get to wear superhero costumes, and we don't?" Sonic complained, looking out the door to his room and seeing Shulk (dressed as Captain Britain) and Jacky Bryant (dressed as Ben Reilly) cheesing it up in the hallway. The hedgehog was in his room with his roommate Tails, who was reading his book and going his all-time best to ignore his best friend's complaints.
"Because Mario, Link, and many of the others are fully-clothed individuals who lost their clothes, while us, who rarely wears any sort of clothing, don't have any of our clothes getting lost," Tails had to explain to Sonic. "I believe Pikachu is the only exception to the rule - Master Hand apparently thought that he would look 'great' in a Thor costume, for whatever reason." Or it could be that Thor is one of the more popular Marvel characters, and Master Hand didn't want his costume to go to waste.
"I don't get it, why is it that girls Amy, Blaze, and Cream have to wear clothes, while we, Knuckles, Shadow, Silver, Team Chaotix, and pretty much every male character from our universe don't have to?" Sonic appears to be slighted by the idea of gender roles...
"Are you trying to say that you would want to see either Amy or Blaze naked?" This interesting conversation is quickly going south...
"Sure why not, I don't see a problem with it, the only people who would have a problem would be the hardcore animal rights activists - you know, the ones that give PETA a bad name."
Tails couldn't help but facepalm at Sonic's logic; he would reason with the hedgehog, but he decided against it. Reasoning with Sonic is like reasoning with an extremely sociopathic convict - it will absolutely get you nowhere.
Sonic: Does wearing shoes technically count as wearing clothes? I mean, they're a part of one's attire...
"I'll be right back, gonna get some fresh air," Sonic departed from the room, not only to get fresh air which was really in his own room perhaps, but to sulk over how life is so unfair for him. While the hedgehog was walking, he encountered Bowser, who was walking with his new student, Corrin; the prince of Nohr was wearing a Silver Surfer costume, which thankfully had eye slits for his eyes so Bowser wouldn't have to hold his hand because Corrin wouldn't see. "Hey Bowser, why aren't you wearing a superhero costume?" Sonic asked the Koopa King.
"BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN WEAR ANY CLOTHES TO GET A SUPERHERO COSTUME, YOU IGNORANT BUM!" Bowser yelled at Sonic with full force, letting his emotions get the better of him for the nth time. "DO YOU SEE ME GOING AROUND, WEARING A T-SHIRT OR PANTS?! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME BEING NAKED LIKE YOU?!"
"Wait, so that shell of yours isn't considered a piece of clothing? Bummer dude..." Sonic failed to see the animosity building up in Bowser, as his mouth was beginning to fill up with fire. The Koopa King would definitely love some roasted hedgehog in the morning...erm, afternoon.
"Leave him alone Bowser, this is just typical Sonic doing his thing..." Corrin calmed down Bowser, pushing his teacher back and allowing Sonic to walk away in peace. Bowser glared down the hedgehog, hoping to extract some sort of revenge of him.
Sonic went down to the ball pit, where he found the Inklings - the male Inkling in an Iron Fist costume, and the female Inkling in a Black Widow costume - playing in the ball pit. Master Hand warned the two rascals about not having a paintball game, under the fear that they would get paint all over their costumes, so they opted to play in the ball pit instead.
"Mind if I join you guys?" Sonic asked the Inklings. One half of his time in the ball pit will be fun, and the other half will be dedicated to making the Inkling's lives miserable by pelting them with colored plastic balls, thinking it's funny. That's how much of a jerk Sonic truly is.
"Sorry Sonic, but only those dressed up as a superhero can join," replied the male Inkling.
"Maybe if you get yourself a superhero mask or something, then we'll let you in," added the female Inkling.
Male Inkling: Man, we sure dodged a bullet by refusing to let Sonic inside the ball pit...is he still continuing his "inventing new social norms and folkways" thing?
Female Inkling: He's probably cooling off, especially with Amy consuming most of his time. Hard to believe I'm saying this, but that girlfriend of his has become a blessing in disguise...
"All I need is a mask?" Sonic looked around for a mask, until he found a War Machine mask lying on the floor. "Aha, I found one!" The Inklings were feeling nervous as Sonic picked up the mask, but they were relieved when Chrom, wearing his War Machine costume, approached the hedgehog, clearing his throat to gain his attention.
"I do believe that you have my mask, good sir," the prince of Yliesse told Sonic; the hedgehog grumbled as he handed the War Machine mask to Chrom. "Thank you." The prince placed the mask on his face, snapping it back in place with his armor. (Yes, it's made out of real iron, like Mario's Iron Man armor.) "Now if you excuse me, I must check on my daughter, and see how she's handling things. If only walking in this thing was more comfortable..." Chrom trudged away, the heaviness of the armor weighing him down. The Inklings went back to playing in the ball pit after Chrom had left.
"I see that you're one of the fortunate ones..." a mysterious voice said behind Sonic, spooking the hedgehog. "You should feel very, very grateful..." This voice belonged to some short sap wearing a paper bag on his head, and he had arms and legs. Sonic went over to this strange fellow, to see who it was, but judging by the tone of the voice, the hedgehog instantly knew who this paper bag-wearing person was.
"Meta Knight, is that you?" asked an astonished Sonic. "Are you seriously wearing a paper bag? Did you loses all your finances, was King Dedede responsible? I'll take care of him for ya!"
"No, Sonic, King Dedede didn't rob me or anything like that, I'm just wearing this paper bag because my mask and armor have gone missing." Sonic reached for the paper bag to pull it off of Meta Knight, but the knight slapped the hedgehog's hand away. He doesn't like getting touched now, and he doesn't like getting touched ever. "Keep your filthy hands away from me! It is crucial that I wear this paper bag at all times, for without it, I would feel...naked."
"I'm practically naked 99% of the time - being naked is nothing to be ashamed of when you get used to it!" This didn't seem to change the mood of Meta Knight, who gave Sonic a questionable look. Slowly he's understanding what Tails has to put up with constantly...
"Easy for you to say, when are you not naked? Without my mask or armor, I feel incomplete...and I also feel that Master Hand must have hid our clothes in a super secret place, where we'll never find them! We can go find the missing clothes together, wherever they may be!"
Meta Knight: Is it a huge risk working alongside Sonic? Of course I am. Do I fully trust Sonic? Honestly I don't know a single soul who does, aside from Tails. Am I starting to sound like Doctor Toadley? Yes I'm aware, but thankfully this is only temporary...Will I stop answering my own questions?
"Whatever you say, partner-in-crime!" Sonic playfully nudged Meta Knight, nearly knocking off the Star Warrior's paper bag. Thankfully the Inklings weren't paying attention, for if they did and Meta Knight's paper bag came off, revealing his face...you know Sonic would never hear the end of it. "Sorry about that buddy, that was supposed to be a love tap!"
"We shall move out right now," stated Meta Knight. "Master Hand can be anywhere, he can easily appear without giving us any prior knowledge. So we must act fast!"
"You go Mac, show them fools what you're made of!" Doc Louis cheered on for Little Mac, who was throwing punches left and right in his Luke Cage outfit. He's definitely not black like the person he's playing as, but he'll make it work. As for his trainer, Doc Louis, the chocolate fanatic is wearing a Nick Cage getup, complete with a bald cap and an eyepatch. So really, Doc looks like an obese Nick Fury, chomping on chocolate bars all day long.
"Don't exhaust yourself Mac, we can't have you sweating up your shirt," warned Falco, wearing a Falcon superhero costume that is somewhat fitting for him.
"Falco's right, Master Hand might hold on to that shirt for other purposes," Fox followed up his fellow Star Fox pilot; his attire is based off of Brother Voodoo. "There's also a chance he bought that outfit from some costume store, and you know Master Hand doesn't like to hold on to things he buys...says holding on to them forever decreases their usefulness and value." This is one of the many reasons the brawlers can't seem to understand the majestic Master Hand.
Falco: Heh, my costume is perhaps the only fitting one out of everyone else's, and pretty much everybody hates the costume Master Hand gave them...sucks for them.
Fox: ...I feel as if I'm not necessarily "black" enough to wear this Brother Voodoo getup, for the lack of a better term...but like Little Mac, I'll make it work to the best of my ability.
"Have any of you guys seen Knuckles at all today?" Little Mac asked his peers as he continued throwing right hooks and left jabs. "He was a no-show during breakfast, and many were wondering about his whereabouts. You think Rouge might've kidnapped him?"
"Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if she did, that girl is always stealing stuff so she probably considered stealing her man," responded Fox. The fox's girlfriend, Krystal, isn't anything like Rouge - she's not the kind of girlfriend to act flirtatiously and use her physique to charm men. Instead, she's calm for the most part, and doesn't value her appearance as much as Rouge does - though the bat might view that as a bad thing. But as for Fox, he sees it as a resounding positive. "If she has Knuckles kept away at her secret lair or something, I know I'm not going anywhere near there..."
"C'mon Fox, Rouge probably has riches, like expensive gold and rare jewels!" Falco enticed his buddy. It's easy for the avian pilot to be driven and enticed by valuable things and objects - they're a few of his favorite things. "I'd go to her lair and rescue Knuckles in a heartbeat - right after we raid her lair!"
"Wherever Knuckles is, he can't be gone forever. He would be sorely missed." Sorely missed only by Sonic and Tails, and maybe those associated with Star Records. Everyone else could possibly care less for wherever the heck Knuckles went off to, or if he even got kidnapped by Rouge or any over individual. "I'd say that we go look for Knuckles."
"So we're going to Rouge's lair? Let me go get a giant sack that we can put the gold and jewels and such in!" Falco excitedly ran out of the Star Records room, and Fox just had to shake his head. Falco is gonna be one devastated bird...
"Boy do I look stupid in this dumb suit..." Cloud frowned, griping about the fact that he has to wear a Human Torch suit for the time being. (And for your information, he's not on fire, for that would be very, very dangerous. You wouldn't want a famous video game character like Cloud to suffer from a burn of any degree, would you?)
"You don't look that bad, that suit is actually very fitting, and looks awfully nice on you," said Aerith, wearing a Scarlet Witch outfit (based off of Captain America: Civil War). It's not pink like the original Scarlet Witch attire, but hey, it's close enough to the actual color!
"You're just saying that to make me feel better, nice try though." Cloud and Aerith were chilling in the cafe, and Cloud only chose this room because the cafe is the least frequented room in the mansion, which means no one would come by and see him in his Human Torch suit. He's avoiding the mansion residents at all costs, and unfortunately for Aerith, she has to suffer because of Cloud's insecurities.
Aerith: Originally I was going to leave Cloud by himself in the cafe, but I figured that he might have been lonely, so that's why I tagged along. I don't trust Link to be with Cloud, for life without having his Master Sword in his possession 24/7 is apparently tough for him...
"Hey-a you guys, how's it going?" Luigi greeted Cloud and Aerith as he entered the cafe, accompanied by his loving wife Daisy. The plumber is wearing a Cyclops costume, and Daisy is wearing a Jean Grey outfit. Like the brawlers, their clothes have mysteriously gone missing.
"Came here to laugh at and make fun of me, I'm assuming?" asked Cloud, bitter that other people are now inside the cafe. Luigi nor Daisy have anything to say about the swordsman's suit, so it's all good...or perhaps they do have something to say, but they don't want to hurt Cloud's feelings since they're such great people.
"Why we would never do such a thing!" replied Daisy. "We're not here to ridicule you or anything. Rather, we came here to the mansion searching for answers to a few of our problems...Luigi, show them your 'ability'..."
"Here goes-a nothing..." Out of nowhere, Luigi fired a red beam of light out of his Cyclops eyes, and this red beam bounced all over the cafe, dissipating after it struck a coffee making machine and knocking it onto the floor. Good thing there wasn't any hot coffee in it, it would've been hard to clean it all up. "As you can-a see, my costume apparently comes with actual powers that-a are reminiscent of this Cyclops character...funny how I don't-a have special eyes like Cyclops-a does..."
"Master Hand knows more about these suits and costumes than any of us do, we should go to him and inform him about what's happening with your suit," suggested Cloud. "Let's go pay him a visit, before he gets busy or anything."
So the group of Cloud, Aerith, Luigi, and Daisy headed out of the cafe, and made their way towards Master Hand's room, only to encounter a ragtag group of unsuspecting brawlers along the way - Captain Falcon (dressed as Daredevil), Snake (dressed as Deadpool), and Diddy Kong (dressed as Spider-Man). How these three got together is beyond anyone's understanding.
"Hey Aerith and Daisy, you two look mighty fine in them superhero costumes!" Captain Falcon complimented the flower girl and the princess of Sarasaland on their looks. He would give Cloud and Luigi a compliment, but they're not women so Falcon will completely ignore them, like they're nonexistent.
Diddy Kong: What I don't get is how Master Hand is forcing me to wear this Spider-Man suit, just because I wear a shirt inside. He even had the audacity to say that he doesn't want me "flashing my nipples" to unsuspecting residents! Uncle Donkey Kong and King K. Rool flash their nipples 24/7, and you don't Master Hand or anyone else having a problem with it! Also, Toad's vest went missing, and I don't see him wearing superhero apparel, but Master Hand claims that he's "75 to 80 percent naked, so it's all good"...does he not know that the white part of Toad's lower body are his PANTS?!
Snake: As you can see, I'm Deadpool, the guy people made a hubbub about leading up to and after his movie release. Heard that the guy specializes in breaking the fourth wall, so I'm about to do my best fourth wall-breaking attempt, let's see how I do...Um, uh, um...the writer of this story sucks...sucks goose eggs...you know what, I give up, I'ma let Cranky Kong handle this thing, he's arguably better than anyone in the four wall-breaking department...
"I take it that you three are starting a new Marvel superhero faction?" questioned Cloud. Daredevil, Deadpool, and Spider-Man are not universally known for being in alliances (especially Deadpool, what with his mannerisms and all), so Cloud's assumption could very well ring true.
"That's right, we shall be called...the Red Crew!" Captain Falcon exclaimed, striking a pose. "Not the best superhero faction name out there, but it's better than nothing!"
"For the record, I only joined Falcon and Diddy out of my own complete boredom," stated Snake. When you're getting as old as the former spy due to accelerated age, it's hard to be involved in fun, engaging things. "I thought being Deadpool would be loads and loads of fun...or at least that's what the film was trying to get it, Must not have tried hard enough though..."
"Have any of you experienced any 'problems' with your superhero suits?" Daisy asked the three men. "My hubby has had some problems of his own...Luigi, care to show them?"
Luigi showed the three what Daisy meant, when he fired a red beam of light out of his Cyclops eyes. This beam bounced around the hallway for a few moments...before striking Snake in the nether regions. Not exactly the most comfortable place of the human body you want to be hit at.
"Why did it have to be me..." Snake crippled to the floor in pain. The other men (women included) sympathized for the former spy, no one should ever go through so much drastic pain, whether you're young or old.
"Wonder if I have any powers myself..." Diddy Kong stuck out his hand, just like how Spider-Man would - and to everyone's shock, a spider web was fired out of the spidermonkey's hand. "Oh man, it worked, it actually worked!" This spider web traveled a far distance, before striking Ike, who was in his Nightcrawler costume, simply minding his business. The swordsman was entangled in the spider web, and fell on the floor trying to pry himself out.
"Diddy Kong I know you did this, you're wearing that Spider-Man suit, come over here and get me out of this mess!" Ike ordered; Diddy Kong scurried over to the Radiant Hero to get him out of the spider web. The web's super sticky, so the task may be very hard for the spidermonkey to accomplish.
"Master Hand never mentioned anything about these suits and costumes having special powers and installed gadgets," stated Cloud, growing weary of the Smash Universe creator. "After Diddy is through with Ike, we're going to see Master Hand, pronto!"
Pit: Feeling somewhat excited to see who Wario's crush is! Not only am I excited, I'm also a bit intrigued; most of the ladies at the mansion aren't single. Peach is in her relationship with Mario, Bayonetta is dating Luka Redgrave, Samus is far from the romantic type, and Rosalina and Ganondorf are still an item, as I am assuming. The other females are pretty much out of Wario's age range, they're younger and...
Viridi: Wait just a minute Pit! Zelda, Peach, Rosalina are the oldest female residents, and they're doing their own romantic thing...do you have any idea what that might mean?
Pit: *blanks out after realization*
In the kitchen, sitting at a coffee table playing cards, were five dudes - Red the Pokemon Trainer (dressed as Mr. Fantastic), Wolf (dressed as Beast), Marth (dressed as Black Panther), Olimar (dressed as Havok), and Akira Yuki, (dressed as the Punisher). These five awesome dudes were discussing superhero stuff, and how awesome they look and feel.
"This suit is seriously on point, makes me feel like a bad dude!" exclaimed Akira. The Punisher is already a bad dude to begin with, and Akira can feel his essence running through him.
"I'm not digging this blue spandex thing - though I'm supposed to be some sort of superhero, not a scrawny professional wrestler!" frowned Wolf. The space pilot indeed looks like a wrestler; why can't Beast wear any more clothing for once?
"Does anyone know if Mr. Fantastic ever asked Invisible Woman out, they would make for a great couple!" Red opinionated. Stan Lee, Jack Kirby, are you seeing this?
"My suit is so clingy, it's choking away at my neck, as well as my head..." complained Olimar. Sucks for him, this was the only suit that fitted his small size and stature.
"You think your suit is bad, I'm literally sweating buckets in here..." Marth fanned himself. Wouldn't be the best for the Hero-King to be going outside, especially in a black superhero suit.
"I HAVE BROUGHT YOU...SOME REFRESHING LEMONADE..." R.O.B approached the five awesome dudes, and popping out from the torso of the robot's body were cup holders, holding glasses that filled up with lemonade in a snap. Mega Man and his other robot buddies may not take this lightly...
"Thank you very much R.O.B., this is what I need to quench my thirst!" Marth gladly accepted a glass of lemonade and brought it up to his mouth...only to realize that he can't drink it because of his suit. What's worse is that he can't take the head part of the suit off temporarily. "Drat, this is very troublesome, how can anyone possibly live like this?"
"Superheroes live like that most of the time, you must not know the struggles they have to go through!" remarked Palutena, who was in the kitchen cooking away in her Black Cat suit. The goddess of light's bust is covered up by the suit...good call by Master Hand.
Palutena: Is it just me, or is Black Cat a knockoff of Catwoman, only without the ears?
"Every day as a superhero is tough, what with the whole balancing thing with your secret identity," added Palutena's cooking assistant Dunban, wearing his Union Jack suit. "I'd rather just be a regular hero, someone who gets on the news for saving a girl from getting hit by a bus, and just leave it at that. But that's just my two cents."
"See that hot babe over there?" Wario whispered to Pit and Viridi, pointing at Palutena; the three were huddled together a distance from the kitchen, in a position where they cannot be seen. Pit's and Viridi's fears have been imagined - Wario apparently has a crush on Palutena, the goddess of nature, and it was only a matter of time until it had to come to this. "I want you twerps to get me with that woman, and you'll do anything and everything in your power to do so!"
"Excuse me for a second," Pit got up and left for a brief period - just so he could puke inside a nearby trash can - before returning to Wario and Viridi. "Now how can the two of us be of any assistance to you?"
"Well I've already asked some of my peers, and they suggested that I give Palutena some flowers - mostly the green ones." What beautiful lady wouldn't accept flowers?
"Nah, that sounds too cliche and overdone. Your peers are dummies and losers!" Yet Pit insists on getting Viridi flowers...granted the goddess of nature is a huge fan of flowers, but Pit is sounding much like a hypocrite.
"So Mario, Link, Cloud, and Shulk are dummies and losers, as you're trying to say?"
"...I fully rest my case." Pit lowered his voice, admitting his defeat to Wario and holding his L. "You should start off small - just go to Lady Palutena, and compliment on her looks!"
"Just remain calm and don't crack under the pressure!" advised Viridi. "Once you told Palutena everything that you need to tell her, make your way back here - but don't be frantic and run, Lady Palutena will see that as a very bad sign."
Wario, realizing what his mission was, nodded his head and went inside the kitchen to talk to Palutena. All the ladies the fatso liked beforehand - Peach, Rosalina, Samus, Bayonetta - either have a significant other or don't give a crap about romance. Palutena is Wario's one and only chance at love, and he would have to put away his old ways to make this chance count.
"Hey Lady Palutena, nice suit you got there," Wario sheepishly said to the goddess of nature, complimenting her attire. So far, so good...
"That's so nice of you to say Wario!" gleamed Palutena. "All day long I've been getting looks rather than words, most of the males have done nothing but gaze at me. Must be a common side-effect of being single for so long!" Dunban, R.O.B., and the five dudes sitting at the coffee table were watching Wario's conversation with Palutena, feeling somewhat sympathetic for the fatso.
Red: Wario is seriously trying to ask out Palutena, it seems. Guy is becoming more desperate, he knows Palutena is completely out of his league. Why can't he be in love with someone who can compliment with his caliber, someone who is fat and ugly and greedy like him, like...um, like...do you know any fat ladies out there?
"Trust me, being a single man can be very tough sometimes, always on the search for the woman of your dreams, and having your dreams shattered time and time again!" remarked Wario. He knows how very real the struggle can be, but he fights through it every chance that he has. "Now tell me, Lady Palutena...are you busy tonight? Being the millionaire that I am, I can treat you to a date at a five-star restaurant..."
"Aw, how sweet of you, I've never been asked out on a date!" exclaimed Palutena. Wario is surprisingly making some steady progress, and the dudes at the coffee table, as well as Pit and Viridi, are all in shock. "I would go on a date tonight, but I'm afraid I have some important matters to take care of." This understandably devastated Wario, what important matters does the goddess of nature have?
"What is it that's so important that you can't go out tonight?" Wario asked this while keeping his cool, and not getting so angry and agitated.
"Evidently dinner has to be taken care of. Many among us are terrible at rationing, and Yoshi is one of the main offenders, though you're a main offender as well." There are surely plenty of other offenders, but Palutena isn't in the mood for giving out an entire list of names.
"Yoshi can't be that bad at rationing, I would definitely trust him! Heck, I would trust him to carry me to the Himalayan Mountains - on his back! With no shelter or provisions along the way!" Wario is seriously reaching here, no mere mortal could make their way from Seattle to the Himalayan mountain range with little help whatsoever...
"Um, Lady Palutena, the chicken stew is boiling over," Dunban alerted the goddess of nature as he turned down the temperature of the pot on the stove. In an instance where R.O.B nor the dudes at the coffee table stepped up, the Homs saved the day (not in a huge way, but you get the idea).
"I'm afraid I must carry on with my cooking," Palutena said to Wario. "Guess I'll talk with you later!" Palutena resumed her cooking, and Wario happily scurried out of the kitchen and to Pit and Viridi, who were pretty impressed.
"Aight, aight, not bad for a first try," Pit nodded his head, impressed with Wario's progress so far. "But you're still gonna get that date with Lady Palutena though, and I think we both know something that might change her plans for tonight..."
Ashley, the young witch adorned in her Nico Minoru attire, was in her room making potions, like she does day in and day out. But she wasn't alone - along with her lovely assistant Red, those present with Ashley included Villager, Toon Link, Young Link, Lucas, and Ness, all dressed up as Doctor Strange, Chase Stein, Cannonball, Angel and Northstar, respectively.
Ashley: Sometimes I just hate having company in my room...people just waltz in and meander all about and leave behind their junk when they leave...oh wait, it's Wario who does that. But still, I don't like having company over in my room, you should know that I'm very individualistic - knitting club notwithstanding. They're the only exceptions to my individualism.
"Why do you have so many potions in storage Ashley?" Young Link inquired about the young witch's vast collection of potions, all of which are stacked on a tall shelf. "Do you ever use any of them? If not, then that would be an utter waste..."
"Yes, I do use them," Ashley responded bluntly, discouraged that the Hylian had the gall to ask such a question. The witch is usually bothered by such questions. "But I only use them for certain purposes - I make potions for almost any given situation, like diarrhea, romance, and even planking...only made a potion for that because of Lloyd. Apparently planking is his so-called 'life skill', and he hasn't even gotten anywhere with it..."
"Excuse me, my dears, but have any of you seen Ganondorf anywhere?" Peach poked her head through the door to Ashley's room, and everyone shook their head. "Darn, we've already looked inside his room, but he wasn't there...oh well. He must be somewhere else; we'll just keep on looking!"
Peach retracted her head out of the room...and then Lloyd poked his head through the door a few seconds later. Hoo boy, what does this dork want?
"Yo Ashley, do you have a breakup potion that I can use?" the swordsman asked the young witch. "I promise I'll give it back to you, if there's anything left of it."
"Breakup potion?" Ashley raised an eyebrow. "I don't think I haven't made such a potion yet..." Why exactly does Lloyd need a breakup potion for? Who does he want to break up? Mario and Peach? Link and Zelda? Shulk and Fiora?
"I want to use it so I can break up Pit and Viridi!" As you can tell, Lloyd is still somewhat infatuated with Viridi, and it seems like he's making some strides towards breaking up the goddess of nature with Pit and destroying the already rebuilding chemistry the two lovebirds have. "I'll have Viridi drink the potion, and then, after she breaks up with Pit, I'll have her drink a love potion so she'll eventually fall in love with me!"
"Dude, even if that love potion works, Viridi wouldn't love you, she's too obsessed with Pit to show any feelings for any other dude," said Ness, keeping it one hundred with a delusional Lloyd. "Give it up, your little plan simply won't work."
"You're right, what's the point..." Lloyd held his head in sadness as he left Ashley's room, feeling depressed.
Lloyd: One day while reading the news, I read about this guy, who was in a relationship with this woman, and this other guy, who was a head coach of a professional sports team, and the guy angrily headed over to the coach's home and beat the crap out of him. Perhaps if Pit and I get into a fight, we could fight over Viridi's heart, and win her over that way! *evilly rubs his hands together* I can already see the outcome...
Lloyd returned to the group of Mario, Peach, Link, Zelda, and Pikachu, all of whom were searching for Ganondorf's whereabouts so they can see what "surprise" the Demon Lord has in store for Mario and Link. The belief that Ganon is hiding in an especially secret place has them all sorts of worried.
"Get a good look at those dorks, Corrin!" Bowser appeared with his student, pointing at the group and mocking their superhero costumes. "Link, you're probably the dorkiest of them all, that Captain America suit looks horrendous on you!"
"Look who's talking, you're the most horrendous looking person I've ever met!" retorted Link. Not a strong comeback in the slightest, Bowser has become acclimated to people calling him ugly and whatnot.
"As for you Mario, I bet you can't even walk properly with that Iron Man suit on! And how's the mask, is it hard to breath in?" Mario had on his Iron Man mask, so Bowser can't see his arch-rival's face fuming with anger.
"You're right Bowser, Mario appears to be struggling mightily!" Corrin followed up with Bowser. "Like how he struggles with his relationship with Peach! It would be funny to see Peach dump him...and then Mario goes back to Pauline!" The group just looked at Corrin questionably, failing to see the logic behind what he just said. Go ahead and watch the Mario timeline video on Game Theory, and you'll see how justified everyone's reactions are.
"Wow, kid, that was like, so inappropriate what you just said..." Even Bowser was miffed by what Corrin said, and it showed by him facepalming while shaking his head. "It was so...oh man, that was terrible..."
"B-But Bowser, it wasn't like I said they were hooking up together or anything, I was just joking with Mario and Peach..." Look the definition of "hooking up" in the Urban Dictionary, and you'll see that if Corrin had used that terminology instead, his remark would have been even worse.
"No kid, just shut your mouth. Your joke was lame, corny, and blatantly unnecessary, and you should feel real bad about your loss. Not another peep from you!"
Bowser: Believe it or not, Pauline is supposedly Mario's mom, though it hasn't been confirmed yet. Corrin thinks Mario should dump Peach for Paulina, his own mother, but why am I so surprised? From where Corrin is from, old dudes like Xander can marry underling children!...Wait, so Xander isn't an army general? Then what was up with that reveal trailer, huh?!
"Anyway..." Zelda began, moving away from the awkward situation Corrin had created, "...do you two know about Ganondorf's crrent whereabouts?"
"Last time I saw him, he was going to Master Hand's room, and he was wearing his Doctor Doom costume. That's all I know as of right now."
"Then Master Hand's-a room it is!" said Mario. "Whatever surprise Ganondorf has-a waiting for us, we will..."
"Ganondorf has a surprise?!" Bowser excitedly rubbed his hands together, suddenly intrigued - and angry at the same time. "And he didn't bother to tell me about this...I'll make sure I'll be there!"
"What about me Bowser?" Corrin asked, before getting slapped silly by the Koopa King. Being slapped by Bowser's giant hand is like a giant sea bass slapping against your face.
"Did I tell you not another peep from you?! You can't be that hard of hearing, are you?"
Fox and Falco went over to the library, in search for Knuckles, who has mysteriously gone missing. In the library was Gil, rocking his Groot costume, and Chrom, with his daughter Lucina (dressed as X-23) and his buddy Robin (dressed as Quicksilver).
"I've never known how attractive you were until Master Hand made you wear that apparel," Robin told Lucina, who was receiving looks from the dudes in the mansion. When you're wearing a mini tank top and leather pants, you're bound to get some looks.
"I wish that the men would stop staring at me, like I'm some prized possession," sighed Lucina. Sometimes being attractive can have its setbacks, and there are arguably more cons than there are pros. "Can you do something about it, Father?"
"Um, uh, we'll see about that..." replied Chrom, who was sweating buckets in his War Machine suit/armor/whatever you want it to be.
Chrom: Don't you hate that feeling when you want to check someone out, but you can't because that someone is your own daughter?...I wish Master Hand had given Lucina a more...conservative superhero outfit, so to speak.
"Gil do you know where Knuckles ran off to?" Fox approached the de facto librarian. Gil knows a lot about books and all that good stuff, so he should also know about missing brawlers. At least that's what Fox and Falco are assuming.
"Last time I remembered, he went down in that chute," Gil pointed to a large air vent. "I think he's on some search to find our clothes, after eavesdropping on Master Hand earlier today."
"If that's where Knuckles went, then we're going as well!" affirmed Falco. "You're coming with us too, Gil!" Gil looked around frantically, wondering how the library would ever operate with him absent. Contrary to what the librarian's thinking, the library will function just fine.
"But what about story time?" he asked as Fox grabbed his hand and ran towards the air vent, taking it off completely and throwing Gil down the chute; his scream could be heard as he traveled down said chute.
"Geronimoooo!" a hasty Falco jumped through the air vent and down the chute next, and Fox entered afterwards. Chrom, Robin, and Lucina just stared, trying to figure out what had gotten into the three. Jumping into air vents...who does that these days?
"In all my time here at this mansion, I've never seen anyone open this here door," the paper bag-wearing Meta Knight remarked as he and Sonic sneakily stood near a foreign door that neither of them had no idea existed.
"So are you gonna open it or not?" Sonic asked out loud. So much for being sneaky... "We've been standing here for almost an eternity, and my severe lack of patience is starting to..."
"I'm waiting for the right moment, okay?!" Sonic went into quiet mode after Meta Knight's outburst. After a couple of seconds have passed... "Alright, now we can make our move. Sonic, open the door!"
Sonic opened the door wide opened, and the hedgehog and Meta Knight were astonished to see what was inside - the missing clothes of the mansion residents were all piled in the very room. Things are becoming mighty suspicious up in here...
Sonic: Nothing but clothes, piled atop one another...can you say, THRIFT STORE?
Meta Knight: *nudges Sonic*
"Yoo hoo, up here!" a voiced called out to Sonic and Meta Knight. The two looked up, and saw Rosalina at the top of the clothing pile, in her Emma Frost attire while being accompanied by her loving companion Luma. They weren't alone - Dark Pit (dressed as Barney Barton), Roy (dressed as Gambit), Bayonetta (dressed as Jubilee), Takamaru (dressed as Bucky Brooks), Ryu (dressed as Shang-Chi), and Alph (dressed as Shaman, who is apparently wearing a long black wig).
"My oh my, our heroes have finally showed up," smiled Bayonetta. "We've been holding out for a hero...or should I say, heroes rather. Never would I expect the two of you to be working together..."
"Thankfully this is only temporary, once we save you guys, we'll be returning to our normal, individual lives," stated Meta Knight. He's just dying to ditch Sonic for good; up until this point, the hedgehog has been a major pain in the Star Warrior's butt.
Suddenly Fox, Falco, and Gil fell down from the air vent in the ceiling, and landed in the pile of clothes. Thankfully the clothes broke their fall, otherwise it would have been very ugly...
"Gah something's grabbing my leg!" Falco panicked as the avian pilot was being pulled down into the pile of clothes. Fox grabbed his buddy's arm and tried to reel him back, but to no avail. But Gil, Ryu, Dark Pit, Roy, Takamaru, Rosalina, Bayonetta, and Meta Knight and Sonic (Meta Knight simply flew to the top of the pile, while Sonic had to literally run up to the pile's peak) came to the rescue, and together, they pulled Falco out of the pile with all their strength, until they got the pilot out. Falco wasn't the only person rescued - Knuckles, who had grabbed onto Falco's leg, was also pulled out, and he was hyperventilating somewhat.
"There you are Knuckles, we've been looking all over for ya!" Fox gave the echidna a bro hug, before being rudely pushed away. Only Rouge (and to a lesser extent, Amy and Cream) are allowed to hug Knuckles, and nobody else is allowed. "How the heck did you end up here?"
"Master Hand was talking to some dude on the phone or whatever outside while I was resting in the hammock, with Pit keeping me company and doing his archery practice, and Master Hand was bragging on the phone about how he stole everyone's clothes hid them in a 'secret place'," explained Knuckles. "Intrigued, I got off the hammock and went inside the mansion to search for the clothes - I went to the library, went down an air vent, and ended up in here. I fell through the pile of clothes and got buried...and then I took a little nap to pass the time until someone saved me."
"That's funny, that's how I ended up here too!" remarked Alph. The others couldn't help but laugh at the young astronaut, just the sight of him wearing a wig was absolutely laughable. "The vent was open and I fell through, and I think the rest of you guys ended up here after you went to go rescue me."
Roy: Honestly I didn't wanna save Alph. I just wanted to slide down the chute. Is that so wrong to do?
"But that's not all - Master Hand did mention something about some of the superhero suits and costumes possessing special powers," added Knuckles. "Somebody test out and see if their suit or costume has any abilities!"
"Emma Frost has telepathic abilities, right?" asked Rosalina. "Let's see my powers work..." Rosalina focused her mind, and then looked towards Sonic, the very person she'll test her telepathy on. Why she selected Sonic of all people, who knows. Rosalina focused her mind onto Sonic's mind, and then... "Oh my goodness, I can see what Sonic is thinking!" Everyone was visibility shocked after this revelation. "And he's thinking about...chili dogs. Figures..."
"You make it seem like a bad thing," Sonic grumpily folded his arms, looking to the side. Dark Pit traveled down the pile of clothes, pushing clothing side as he made his descent, when he found something on a wall that fully caught his attention.
"Guys I found a door!" he called out to the others. "We can escape through here!"
The group of Mario, Peach, Link, Zelda, Pikachu, and Lloyd arrived at Master Hand's room. They opened the door, and saw Ganondorf, dressed as Doctor Doom, and King Dedede, dressed as Galactus, both sitting on tall chairs flanked by the Ice Climbers...both dressed as Modok and hovering in the air. To the left of Popo was Heihachi Mishima, dressed as Magneto, and to the right of Nana was Wii Fit Trainer, dressed as Mystique and wearing a red wig to boot. The Black Knight, dressed as...well, the Black Knight of Marvel fame, was in the corner, making himself a cup of tea.
"You've finally arrived..." Ganondorf said to Mario and Link. "...took you guys long enough. You have no idea what it's been like having to wait on you to show up."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's-a get to the chase," interjected Mario, wanting to see what "surprise" Ganondorf has so he can return to whatever he was doing. "Show us your little 'surprise'."
"Surprise!" King Dedede flashed a gold urn to the group...and they all looked at Ganondorf with looks that literally screamed, "Dude, seriously?" They came all the way over to Master Hand's room for this? "What, you don't like it? It's a super rare urn that Ganondorf found in Master Hand's closet! Funny thing is, that's also where I found all of our clothes...but Master Hand told me strictly not to disclose that information to ANYONE, so forget what I just said!"
"Super rare urn huh?" Lloyd pulled out his cell phone, setting up a mass text. "And all our clothes in Master Hand's closet? Gotta tell the others..." This dude is always stirring up trouble...
Lloyd: Why am I sending a mass text to everyone dressed up as a superhero today? It's simple - when Pit and everyone else shows up, I'll challenge Pit to a fight; winner gets to keep the urn. Then we'll fight a brutal fight to death, with everyone watching, including Viridi. Once I beat up Pit to a pulp, I'll win over Viridi's heart, and everyone will see me for the man that I am! Screw the breakup potion, this is definitely a surefire plan!
"Um, Ganondorf, King Dedede, we have company," Wii Fit Trainer alerted the Demon Lord as Dark Pit, Rosalina and Luma, Bayonetta, Ryu, Roy, Takamaru, Alph, Fox, Falco, Knuckles, Gil, Sonic, and Meta Knight all exited through a door - the very door Dark Pit had found - and ended up in Master Hand's glorious room. So the room they were in was Master Room's closet...the more you know!
"Hand that thing over!" Diddy Kong's voice was heard as a spider web was fired at the urn in King Dedede's hands, retracting and bringing the urn to Diddy, who was flanked with Captain Falcon, Snake, Cloud, Aerith, Luigi, Daisy, and Ike at the entrance to Master Hand's room, which is spacious enough to include many individuals. This space can sure come in handy, because in came Red the Pokemon Trainer, who walked over everyone with his now stretchable legs and snatched the urn from Diddy Kong with his now stretchable arms. Wolf, Akira, Olimar, and Marth all followed Red inside the room. Samus, Shulk, Jacky, Chrom, Lucina, and Robin showed up after receiving the mass text.
"Look you guys, my suit comes with actual powers!" Red flaunted his newfound flexibility in front of everyone, as Ashley, Ness, Lucas, Young Link, Toon Link, and Villager filed in the room after receiving the text. "Keep on crying haters!" No one is really crying, rather they're wishing for Red to stop posturing and put the urn down before he breaks it and suffers from Master Hand's wrath.
"Speaking of powers and stuff, where is Master Hand, we have a dire situation on our hands..." stated Cloud, searching for the giant hand even though he's nowhere to be found. Just then, the Inklings showed up, with the male Inkling kicking Red's shin and making him drop the urn, which landed in the female Inkling's hands.
"We'll be taking this," she remarked as she and her male counterpart headed for the exit, before Zelda stopped them in their tracks and took the urn.
"Why do you insist on taking this urn when you don't even know how much it's worth?" the princess of Hyrule scolded the youngsters. "This urn belongs to Master Hand, and it could be valuable - would he like it if he found out that you stole his urn, let alone break it?" Lloyd looked off into the distance, now discouraged by the ruckus that he may have caused.
"She has the urn in her hands!" King Dedede pointed at Zelda. "Let's get her!" The penguin stepped down from his post, and used telekinesis to snatch the urn out of Zelda's hand, bringing it towards him...
...and soon, an all-out brawl was sparked. Once the urn ended up in King Dedede's hands, the brawlers ganged up on the penguin, trying to claim the urn. What's worse is that everyone was using the abilities bestowed to them - the male Inkling getting thrashed by the now super strong Wolf; Red using his flexibility to avoid Ganondorf's force blasts; Lloyd blasting his gun at Young Link, flying about via jet propulsion; Mario now getting into it with Ike, who was giving the plumber trouble with his constant teleportation - so much chaos going on in one room!
Sonic: While the superhero wannabes do their thing, Black Knight and I are gonna chill here and watch the action unfold. Everybody now thinks they're so special, all because they got their own special powers!
Black Knight: Care for a cup of tea, my young lad? *offers Sonic a cup of tea*
Sonic: Eh, sure, why not... *accepts tea*
"And that's pretty much the reason why Yoshi refuses to wear pants," said a certain shih tzu as she entered Master Hand's room. This shih tzu is none other than Isabelle...who's in a conversation with Master Hand. The two just made their way inside the room, not knowing what to expect, when they saw the brawlers beating the snot out of one another. The brawlers all ceased their fighting when they saw Master Hand, and some of them were very afraid.
"Master Hand, so glad-a to see you!" gleamed Mario, trying to play it cool. "How was-a your walk with Isabelle?"
"My walk wasn't that grand, Isabelle did most of the walking while I hovered in the air like a freaking boss. I know the onlookers were jealous." Master Hand saw through his nonexistent eyes Heihachi, holding his urn. "Why is my urn in Heihachi's hands?" This is the part when you get afraid, when Master Hand raises his voice in a deafening manner.
"Because...I...found it on your closet, with the clothes you stolen and hid inside?" explained Ganondorf. "You did tell me the location our clothes, and that's where I found the urn..."
Master Hand caught everyone off by surprise when he let out a laugh - not an evil laugh, but a genuine laugh, the type of laugh that gets you laughing as well.
"Of course, of course, this was all a part of a dream I had last night!" exclaimed Master Hand. "All of you were superheroes, and you were all fighting over an urn that Ganondorf, who was Doctor Doom in my dream, had in his possession. That is why I hid all of your clothes, so I can see my dream come into fruition, but I must have came home too late...why is everyone glaring at me?" The brawlers were angrily approaching Master Hand, seething. Heihachi dropped the urn on the floor and cracked his knuckles, ready to give Master Hand a real pounding.
"I don't think they appreciate you hiding their clothes from them and forcing them to wear those superhero costumes..." said Isabelle, backing away. "I should probably go now..." Isabelle scurried away from the scene at hand, just when Wario showed up and saw the vase lying in Master Hand's room through his deceptive eyes.
"Now now, everyone, it's just a prank bro, just like those lousy hood pranks online...don't be so angry, it was all a joke..." Master Hand's plea wasn't working, the brawlers were inching closer and closer. Wario sneaked inside the room and snatched the urn, before scurrying out and leaving Master Hand, who was dragged to the center of the room by King Dedede and Ike, alone to get his clock cleaned out by the angry brawlers.
"You have been a great help Dunban," Palutena said to Dunban, as she was finishing up on her cooking. "And you two, Pit and Viridi," the goddess of light then said to Pit and Viridi, who had pitched to assist Palutena in her cooking duties. Pit responded by giving a resounding thumbs up, before looking out the kitchen entrance.
Pit: In order for Wario to progress any further with Lady Palutena, Viridi and I both agreed that Wario should get Palutena something nice for her. Here's the thing though - it can't be flowers, giving a girl flowers would be too easy. Now I'm kinda scared about what Wario has in store...
"Guess what I got you!" Wario entered the kitchen with the urn in his hands, and gave it to Palutena. However, there was something different about the urn - it now had a variety of colors, all with green shades, painted on it. The painting must have been done at the last minute. "I know you like the color green, so I thought, why not give you a green urn as a...gift, of sorts?"
"Well this is awfully nice of you!" Palutena gladly accepted the urn from Wario, her fingers mostly covered in green paint. Pit shook his head and Viridi facepalmed - the painting was definitely done at the last minute, Wario evidently must not have felt like waiting for the paint to dry. "I just spoke with Dunban, and he said that he'll be taking care of dinner for tonight..."
"...which means that both of you can go on your little date tonight," Dunban finished for the goddess of light. "You can thank me later Wario; I would book a reservation if I were you."
"No way man, I'm thanking you right now!" Wario showed his appreciation by giving Dunban a hug, squeezing him tight like a boa constrictor, enough to the point where the Homs had to wiggle his way out of the hug. Fortunately, Wario eventually released his grip. "Time to find a reservation!" Wario ran out of the kitchen, getting his cellphone ready, while Viridi quietly walked Pit to the far end of the kitchen to have a secret discussion.
"Why did you think that urn would work?" the goddess of nature asked Pit, concerning Wario and the urn and all that good stuff.
"Let's just say that...eavesdropping can have its benefits," Pit whispered back. "If you spend time around Master Hand, you'd understand. Oh, and I think our clothes are in Master Hand's closet, by the way, I think that's what Master Hand had said."
Oh, Pit, you sly, devious angel.
