Author's Note:

THE NINTENDO SWITCH IS GETTING RELEASED TODAY! LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!

...now that I got that off of my chest, time for the guest reviews:

Here's another list of characters, Axel and Blaze from Streets of Rage, Vectorman and Ristar, NiGHTS, Claris, Elliot, Will and Helen from NiGHTS Into Dreams and NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams, Zephyr, Leanne and Vashyron from Resonance of Fate, Jin, Xiaoyu, and the rest of the Mishima family, Kite, Blackrose, Tsukasa, Subaru and Mimiru from the Dot Hack games, Terror Mask from Splatterhouse, and Ryu, Nina and Lin from Breath of Fire: Dragon Quarter.

I always rub my hands together evilly when I read your lists...but thanks again. Let me say that the Resonance of Fate characters may be a long-shot, since they never appeared on a Nintendo console. Next up is Roydigs22:

"Nice to see you address the gardevoir male problem. So, I take it love might actually be in the air for everyone's favorite jackal?"

Yup, I might've led way to yet another couple...just what I needed. Last up, we have Smasherfan88, again with more requests:

" we see Chibi-Robo? I feel like little robot could help in some ways (though seeming as Flora and Felicia kinds of the maid thing, I don't think he'd be able to do what he's best known for, aka cleaning and making people happy of course)
2. Could we see Chell from portal? I mean her only appreance on a Nintendo system is Lego dimensions... But it's still portal!

3. Can we see Pichu and Young Link? I think I remember them being in the early chapters of this story but we haven't seen them since (tbh I'd think it would be funny if cloud and snake was forced to babysit the kids of the smash mansion while everyone else left to do something else)

1. Since the mansion has maids, Chibi-Robo would be kinda pointless in most regards...
2. Eh...not so sure on that one.
3. Pichu and Young Link haven't appeared since the 58th chapter. I'll give them some love this time around.


Episode 63: Tenacious

Throughout the history of Hyrule and throughout the Zelda timeline, there have been multiple incarnations of Link and Zelda. What started off with the formation of Hyrule from Din, Nayru, and Farore would later lead to a conflict dubbed the "Ancient Battle", with the famous Triforce relic on the line. The Goddess Hylia would be entrusted to protect the Triforce from the Demon King Demise, who desired to take over the world, and she ultimately prevailed.

What people may or may not know is that there was an incarnation of Hylia now living in the mansion - and that person was none other than Zelda, whose descendants are all related to the goddess. What's more, there was an incarnation of Demise living in the mansion as well, and if you could infer by the title, his name was Ganondorf. As for Link, well, he's an incarnation of...the original Link, from Skyward Sword, but all the other Links that came before him possess the Spirit of the Hero in them.

Wanting to perhaps meet with a Link, Zelda, or Ganondorf incarnation that did not hail from Twilight Princess, MegaMan .EXE and X did a couple of modifications to the teleportation device, allowing the device to warp any Link/Zelda/Ganondorf incarnation to the mansion with the mere press of the button. This was met with approval from Master Hand, who told .EXE and X to only warp the Link and Zelda incarnations from Breath of the Wild to the mansion. The two robots could warp Calamity Ganon as well...but they obviously did not want to risk the mansion being destroyed.

"How's it coming along down there?" X asked .EXE, who was on the floor plugging some cords together. The NetNavi would give X a thumbs up; he was almost done with his task. "You folks ready to have your socks blown off?" X would ask Link, Young Link, Toon Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf, who were brought to the teleportation room for obvious reasons.

"Yeah, yeah, make it snappy, Rosalina and I, we got some matters to take care of together..." replied Ganondorf, garnering strange looks from Link and company. Maybe Ganon shouldn't have said that out loud... "...and no, it's not anywhere close to what you peons are thinking. Get your minds out of the gutter, will ya?!"

Ganondorf: Rosalina was kind enough to give me an offer - an offer of her painting a picture of yours truly, to hang in the foyer! Of course, with my majesty and allure, I should have artwork of myself hanging at every corner of the mansion, but I wouldn't want to be a person others would aspire to be, they should aspire to be themselves. The only thing though is, Rosalina said that I would have to stand still as a statue in my majestic pose while she draws the painting, so I gotta take care of my business before she gets started. And no glasses of lemonade either, that can really give my bladder a very hectic time...

"Everything is plugged in X, we're all ready to go!" .EXE announced after plugging in the final cord. It was now time for the three Links and Zelda to meet a different incarnation of themselves (Ganondorf has been omitted, and you should know why), as X pressed the button on the teleportation device.

"This process may be faulty, so don't be surprised in the slightest if we get some 'guests', so to speak," X would tell Link and company as he pressed the button. "Either way, we'll still get the Link and Zelda incarnations, that's the main goal we have in mind..."

After some funky technological sounds were made and whatnot, the teleportation device finally did its job - the Link and Zelda incarnations from Breath of the Wild appeared on the teleportation pad, looking about at their surroundings. They were not in Kansas...erm, Hyrule anymore. The two Hylians analyzed their surroundings, marveling at the teleportation device and whatnot.

"Well this certainly looks new, don't recall ever being here before..." remarked BOTW Link, as he looked around, before his eyes fell upon Link. The Hylian in blue jumped back, as he and BOTW Zelda took hold of the folks before them. Behind him were three "guests", all of whom were brought to the mansion incidentally, as X had figured - a Goron with white hair, a blue Rito tribesman, and a red Zora were all standing behind BOTW Link and Zelda. Their names were Daruk, Revali, and Mipha, respectively.

"Allow me to introduce myself and the others, my name is Mega Man X," X would introduced himself to the BOTW, startling them considering he was a robot. "And these folks all hail from Hyrule - that's Link, Young Link, Toon Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf." The original Link troupe would then introduce themselves to the BOTW folk, because it was the right thing to do, you just can't socialize with a few strangers who were warped to an unknown place without preexisting knowledge. You gotta show them how kind and friendly you are. "As you can see, these are other incarnations of yourself and Ganon, and they have been living here at this mansion, the Smash Mansion!" X would continue, putting some unnecessary emphasis on the words "Smash Mansion". Master Hand must have put him up to it.

"Do we have to worry about any Bokoblins while we're here?" BOTW Zelda asked; she would ask about Ganondorf if he was some evil pimp, wanting to take the princess to a secret place and do...things with her, things that don't involve painting pictures, but at first glance, the Demon Lord looked like a pretty chill guy to here.

"Nope, no Bokoblins at all, the weirdos that live inside this mansion are the ones you have to be weary about. They'll always bring you down to their level and beat you you profound experience." X looked at the watch programmed onto his wrist, glancing at the time. "There's a certain someone who would like to meet you, he's basically the owner of this mansion. If you would, follow me please..."


Cloud: As you would imagine, Link was more than excited about getting to hang out with another Link incarnation, especially one that looked a lot like him in terms of looks and physical appearance...he was so excited, that he apparently wrote down a lengthy list of things he wanted to do together, and apparently I'm involved, as well as Mario. I found the list lying on Link's bed... *holds up a long list* ...so let's see what heinous things this man wants to do. *glances at the list* "Play basketball on the basketball court"...meh. "Catch insects in the front yard"...not interested. "Talk about swords all day long"...oh man, don't EVEN get me started on that one, I still have yet to recover from Link's pathetically long lecture with Blade Man, and the same could be said for the others attending the tea party.

After the Breath of the Wild crew met with Master Hand (it wasn't that spectacular so we won't go into details about what was discussed) Link brought BOTW Link with him to the arcade room, while BOTW Zelda and the "guests" got to hang out with the other mansion residents. Inside the arcade room were plenty of brawlers, which Link introduced his fellow incarnation to, but the two brawlers he was more concerned in introducing the new Link to was a certain plumber with a mustache and a blonde swordsman who rarely gave a crap about anything (unless his girl Aerith was involved, that is).

"Link, I would like to introduce you to two rather famous folk, Mario and Cloud Strife," Link would introduce BOTW Link to the two popular video game heroes, who were sitting on red built-in bar stools, next to the token machine. Yes, the machine is still around, it's one of the few ways Master Hand raises money to buy his Lamborghini dream car.

"Howdy, my-a friend, nice to meet-a you!" greeted Mario, tipping his hat to BOTW Link. "Always great-a to meet another Link-a incarnation!" Unlike Mario, Cloud was a bit more...apathetic towards BOTW Link, as he looked down at the floor with his arms crossed.

"Hey man, how's it going," was the only words the swordsman used to greet the Hylian. Reading Link's list in its entirety must have seeped all the joy out of him. Or maybe he was like this prior to coming to the arcade room.

"Don't mind Cloud, he always looks salty for whatever reason." Cloud took Link's comments with heavy stride; at least he was saying something relatively true about the guy, even Cloud would admit he was salty 24/7. "However, his saltiness will NOT deter us from the awesome things the three of us are gonna do together!"

"So talking about swords nonstop is deemed 'awesome' in your eyes?" Man, Cloud can really be such a buzzkill sometimes...how does a perky, upbeat chick like Aerith manage to stay afloat with the guy? Cloud could kill her optimism just with a single deadpan remark.

"Cheer-a up Cloud, I'm sure Link has-a that as the last-a thing we'll do today!" exclaimed Mario, trying to cheer up the ex-SOLDIER the best he could. "After all, who would-a want to start off a day-a of fun with something so-a boring?" Link took great offense to Mario's remark, and was about to fight him, only for BOTW Wild to hold his fellow incarnation back. "Why do you think-a we're here in the arcade-a room anyways?"

"I only agreed to do this because it was the right thing to do, it's not like I would enjoy doing any of the activities on Link's list." This remark from Cloud also offended Link, mainly because he got a sneak peek of the Hylian's list earlier. Link should have hid said list somewhere on his nightstand, just for good measure.

Master Hand: Finally got the chance to meet Link and Zelda, the ones that have nothing to do with Twilight and stuff, and also got the chance to meet the Zora, Goron, and Rito guy as well. But I must say about that Zelda, she looks very handsome...her eyebrows, yes, those eyebrows of hers look very, very handsome! Chicks with thick eyebrows are undeniably the cutest...tell a single soul that and I'll have your head for sure!

"Looking at other's people stuff, huh Cloud, I'll deal with you later..." frowned Link - his fault for leaving his list out in the open for onlookers to see. "...but for now, we'll get started with the list, and the first thing we'll do is..." Link took out his list, and glanced at it. "Play the good ol' Simpsons arcade game, four-player style! Link my man, have you ever played an arcade game before?" Link would ask BOTW Link as he wrapped his arm around the Hylian.

"No I've never heard about arcade games or The Simpsons, can you tell me what they're all about?" asked BOTW Link, who was arguably more old-fashioned than regular Link. He was slowly transitioning into a bit of a culture shock.

"Good, now let's get started, shall we?" Link, forgoing any form of explanation whatsoever, would take his troupe to the Simpsons arcade machine...only to find Wolf playing the heck out of it. The mercenary was really into the game too, looked like he wouldn't allow anyone else to play it for the remainder of the day.

"Yeah you go Lisa, you beat the heck out of Principal Skinner!" Wolf snarled as he tried to beat up the Simpsons character, but to no avail because Skinner was an NPC and not an actual enemy. Also, what possibly convinced Wolf to play as Lisa? Bart would have been the perfect choice for a guy like him.

Wolf: Wanna know what's so great about the Simpsons arcade game? There's no high score, or score rankings! What's great about it is that I could beat up people for days and days and days, and wouldn't have to worry about anyone eclipsing my greatness! Everyone's a winner, but out of all the winners, I'm the greatest of them all!

"Um, Wolf, would-a you mind allowing the four-a of us play that game, just-a for a little while?" Mario asked the mercenary, his eyes fixated on the game, still hitting Principal Skinner with Lisa's jump rope. The man was playing a 4-player game just by himself, where's the fun in that?!

"Ain't no way I'm letting you scrubs play, why don't you leave me alone and go play patty cake or something?" retorted Wolf, who gritted his teeth when Skinner ran away once the enemies came into the screen. "I'm trying to beat a game here, in case you haven't noticed yet!"

"Welp, Wolf is hogging the arcade game and won't let anybody else play anytime soon, what's next on your list, Link?" Cloud asked the Hylian. But Link was determined to play that Simpsons game, he refused to scratch off the first item on his list without actually participating in it. That's now how he envisioned to start off his day.

"We're gonna play that Simpsons game, one way or another..." vowed Link; would he have to fight with Wolf over the arcade machine? Then so be it...


Leia Rolando, the new nurse, certainly had her hands full during her first week on the job. She had to care for two patients - Heihachi Mishima and Akuma - while Mario went off to do other things. (Truth be told, she did not know that Dr. Mario was a alternate persona of the famous plumber.) Both fighters would remain in the fitness center, healing from their injuries as they rested in their patient beds.

"Get that disgusting crap away from me, you vermin!" Akuma ordered Palutena, who tried to feed the fighter some medicine. The goddess of light held out a spoon with the medicine, and whenever she tried to feed it to Akuma, the fighter would try to slap the spoon away, only for Palutena to pull her hand back at the nick of time.

"Now now, Akuma, if you take this medicine I promise you your wounds will heal quicker," stated Palutena. The wounds may not heal fast, but the goddess had to do something to make Akuma take the medicine. Heihachi took the medicine, and even though he didn't like it, it had to be done...

"D'oh...why are most of the things that are good for you taste so bad, why can't it be the other way around?" Sucking up all his bravery and willpower, Akuma allowed Palutena to spoon-feed him the medicine, and after swallowing the medicine, Akuma gagged and coughed, the terrible taste permeating in his mouth. Nothing sweet, like candy or syrup, would make the horrid taste go away.

Palutena: I find it nice that we now have a nurse at the mansion, even though Mario's a full-fledged doctor and all, he can't carry the burden of caretaking the residents. Not only that, but he sometimes has very...eccentric ways to cure illnesses and ailments. Like this one time when I got the cold from Lucas, and Mario - or rather, Dr. Mario used this, rather strange ointment on my nose...which was later revealed to be Ike's "condensed" sweat. *shudders* I know I shouldn't be asking this, but where exactly did Dr. Mario receive doctorate from? I demand answers...

"Are you two feeling alright, do you need anything?" Leia asked Akuma and Heihachi as she poked her head through the door; both fighters shook their head no. "Okay then...but before I leave, I got some great news!" Akuma and Heihachi both perked up. "Well, only for Heihachi, at least." Heihachi kept his head up, while Akuma looked down, dismayed. "Some visitors would like to see you Heihachi, they've been alerted by Master Hand about your fight and they wish to see how you're doing!"

"Ichibu no hitobito wa watashi o mitaidesu ka?" questioned Heihachi, surprised Master Hand would be thoughtful to bring guests to see the injured fighter. Too bad Akuma probably won't have the same treatment. "Watashi wa sorera o motte kuru to iu!" Heihachi motioned Leia to bring in the guests, and so the nurse happily poked her head out of the doorway, and opened the door wide, as she walked the two guests in the room while Heihachi's face fell. Standing next to Leia was a Japanese man adorned in black and red with a hood over his head, and a Chinese girl wearing a school uniform. Heihachi knew these two too well...

"Ni hao, Heihachi Mishima!" the Chinese chick greeted the kung fu fighter in Chinese, even doing the traditional Chinese bow. "Jiàn dào ni hěn gāoxìng!" The Japanese dude, on the other hand...

"Hey grandpa..." he coldy greeted Heihachi without even looking at the guy. What grandchild does that, who would greet their grandparent without a single shred of emotion, with their hood over their heads?

"C'mon Jin, that's no way to greet your grandpa, I understand you two have a b it of a family beef, but still..." the Chinese girl lectured the Japanese man before she looked and took hold of Palutena and Akuma, looking at her. "Oh, hello there! Sorry about Jin, he can be very crabby at times..." The Japanese man named Jin looked to the side. "I'm Ling Xiaoyu, and this is my good friend Jin Kazama. We've heard from the owner of this mansion about Heihachi, and so we..."

"Kanojo o Tome masete, kono shunkan kara watashi no mago o tsurete ikou!" Heihachi rudely cut off Ling, pointing at Leia and demanding that the nurse escorted Jin out of the room, while allowing Ling to stay. Evidently the man did not like his grandson that much, and if you looked into the Mishima family feud, you would see why.

"Um, Jin, I think Heihachi wants you to leave..." Ling said to Jin, who didn't mind either way - in fact, he was having an epic glaredown with Heihachi, as the two fighters stared into each other's souls. "Jin are you even listening to me?" Ling waved her hand over Jin's eyes, trying to make him break from his glaring trance, but to no avail. "I absolutely hate it when you do stuff like this..."

Jin: This is a pathetic waste of my time...I don't want to see my old man lying in some stupid hospital bed, he betrayed me and I will never forgive him for what he has done!
Ling: Aw, but Jin, he's your grandpa, you should be nice to him when you see him! He did take you under his wing...
Jin: Yes, and that was a long time ago, we're in present times now. I could care less what that man has done for me - his betrayal has negated all the positive things he...
Ling: Can you at least acknowledge your grandpa's presence, can you do that much?
Jin: *heaves a heavy sigh* I suppose I can...

"Actually I think Jin should stay behind and bond with his grandfather," suggested Leia, garnering an angry look from the Japanese fighter. The nurse knew it was coming, too. "Ling, Palutena, you should leave the premises and let Jin and Heihachi...try and work things out."

"But what about me, what if Heihachi and his grandson get into some verbal altercation and it becomes physical?" questioned Akuma, wanting to be transferred over to a new room. He saw the building friction between Heihachi and Jin, and wanted no part in what the end result might be.

"Oh I'm sure you'll be fine Akuma, they probably won't even notice you're there!" That was perhaps the only thing Akuma was hoping for...

So Leia kindly escorted Ling and Palutena out of the fitness center, leaving poor Akuma to deal with Jin and Heihachi as they try and rebuild on an already broken grandfather-grandson relationship. Much emphasis on "try". As she exited the fitness center, Ling looked around for something to waste her time with until she was allowed back inside, until she came across a group walking throughout the hallway. Daruk, the muscular Goron (aren't all Gorons muscular) was leading a group of Pit, Kirby, Young Link, Villager, Pikachu, and Pichu to honestly who knows where. It's not like Daruk could teach the kiddies, as well as Pikachu and Pichu, how to eat rocks.

"You fellas ready for some action-packed fun?" Daruk would ask his assembled troupe of boys and Pokemon...and Kirby. Alas, wherever Pit was, that pink puffball was bound to follow. "I promise you all that you won't be disappointed!"

"With a cool guy like yourself, we'd hardly be disappointed one bit!" exclaimed Young Link, holding Pikachu in his arms. In all honesty, he was the only person in the group that deserved to hang out with Durak, since he actually met a couple of Gorons in one of his adventures.

"Pika pika PIKA!" exclaimed Pikachu, who much like Kirby would agree to just about anything. You could tell the mouse Pokemon to nibble on Wario's ear when the fatso was asleep and he would do it, regardless of the major consequences.

"Viridi advised me not to hang around with strangers like yourself, but you don't look so bad to me!" Pit said to Daruk, disobeying Viridi's commands. What boyfriend does a thing like that, not listening to their girlfriend? Pit knows no bounds...

"Where is he taking them to?" Ling quietly wondered to herself as Daruk continued to lead his troupe through the hallway. "Gotta see what's up..." Ling would follow closely behind the Goron, making sure not to be seen him, the troupe, or any unsuspecting resident.


Sonic: Alright folks, this is it, today is the day...the day that I overcome my fear of water! Granted, I'm not entirely afraid of water, I don't mind swimming around in it if it meant saving the world or finding Doc Louis's missing chocolate bar in the mansion's lake (he now has another chocolate "babe", after he ate his last chocolate bar two days ago), but I'm afraid of staying in the water for a long period of time, out of the fear that I might drown! Of course, I can't instantly get into the thick of things, you gotta start off with baby steps, and then work your way up until you can become a big boy and face your biggest fears! So until I'm ready to be fully submerged in the lake...

"Are you sure this is really a good idea Sonic?" the female Inkling, as she and her male counterpart were outside with Sonic, wielding water guns in their hands. Both Inklings feared water, for getting a single drop of the liquid on them would make them dissolve, like the Wicked Witch from The Wizard of Oz. "I'd hate to get any water on any of us!"

"The water's supposed to be on ME, not you guys!" frowned Sonic, wanting to get these "baby steps" over with, so he could hurry to the real deal. "It's not like the water guns are gonna seriously backfire and douse water on you, amirite?" The Inklings nervously looked at one another, much to the chagrin of Sonic.

"Can't we just have Greninja use Water Shuriken on you instead?" asked the male Inkling. Only setback would be that the Water Shuriken would send Sonic back into the wall of the mansion; the hedgehog preferred to stay in one place.

"Yeah I tried asking him, but he just used his smoke bomb and disappeared, and I didn't even get the chance to tell him what he had to do! Definitely not the social type...or the helpful type either. That was when I asked you guys to help me out!" Although the Inklings did not wish to help Sonic, mainly because water was involved, the hedgehog had to get over his fear of water somehow...

"Well here goes nothing, I suppose..." the male Inkling nervously said as he and the female Inkling locked and loaded their water guns, and fired water on Sonic, who accepted the many droplets of water with his arms open and his eyes closed, his head titled to the sky. Meta Knight walked by and saw what the Inklings were doing, and shook his head in utter dismay.

"Gave those two $25 on something to spend on together and they use that money to do that..." the Star Warrior sighed, as he watched the Inklings douse Sonic with water. Hopefully the two kiddies won't throw their water guns away, and not use them to spray water on others, especially those who force them to do so; they would do water gun battles and whatnot, but as it was stated earlier, a mere drop of water could make the Inklings dissolve in an instant.

Meta Knight: Found a $20 bill and a $5 bill on one of my strolls around Seattle. I also found these denchers on the sidewalk, and it looks awfully clean to presumably have been on the ground for so long. *pulls out denchers and holds them up to camera* In the event Snake were to fully succumb to accelerated aging and lose all of his teeth, these denchers would come in handy...but fortunately for him, he won't have to suffer from tooth loss, hair loss, or even mental loss for the time being...though I might be generous about the mental loss, he's getting crankier by the day! *looks at the denchers* But I've always wondered what it was like to wear these denchers...only one way to find out! *turns around, takes off mask, inserts denchers into mouth, puts mask back on, and turns back around* Gotf the denchfers inf fmy mouf...andf itf hurfts fso mufch...ay yi yi, mi bocfa...

The Inklings continued to fire away at Sonic with their water guns, while Meta Knight walked way, still shaking his head feeling discouraged. The spraying of water would persist until Sonic told the Inklings to stop, meaning that he was now ready for the big test, the one he has been waiting for.

"Thank you for this 'first trial' you guys, couldn't ask for a better duo to profusely spray me all over my body!" Sonic thanked the Inklings, who now held their water guns down. "...that might have sounded wrong, but I don't care." Sonic confidently looked over to the lake, looking and feeling bold as he marched over to the body of water with his hands on his hips, his gaze fixated on a Swanna floating on the lake surface that probably felt unnerved by the hedgehog looking at it. "Now all I have to do is jump into this lake, and stay submerged for a lengthy period of time whist holding my breath, and then I can fully overcome my strong fear of..."

"I take it that you're trying to learn how to swim?" a voice said behind Sonic, causing the hedgehog to shriek and nearly fall into the lake. The hedgehog would catch him, landing on the ground as he looked up at the person that was speaking to him, the Zora named Mipha.

"Woah, don't scare me like that, you could have given me a heart attack! Also, whoever said that I wanted to swim, I'm just trying to get over my longtime fear of water! Just who the heck are you anyway, you look like someone from the lost city of Atlantis or something!"

"I'm sorry for scaring you, truly I am...I'm Mipha, and I'm a Zora from the land of Hyrule." The fact that Mipha was a Zora was enough to intrigue Sonic, for he heard Link and Zelda say plenty of things about this particular aquatic species in the past. "Do you not know how to swim? If you were to learn how to swim, then you could move on to other things, like staying underwater for a lengthy period of time."

"Aw what, I have to do more baby steps until I can reach the big test?" Sonic sighed as he got up, dusting himself off. "I suppose I can try out this swimming thing...and then we can move on to the whole submerging thing, right?" Mipha nodded her head, pleasing Sonic. "Alright then, so where do we start? Do I need any swimming gear? Anything?"


"Yo Fox, bruh, you aren't going to believe this text I received from Katt Morone, it's really got me thinking," Falco said as he entered the Star Records room. "Girl has been flirting with me all week long, and you gotta...see...what...she said..." Falco would trail off once he was inside the room, seeing Fox chatting with Revali. Many folks who saw the Breath of the Wild reveal trailer said that Revali resembled a lot like Falco, and now the Star Fox pilot and and the Rito were now standing in each other's presence, for the very first time.

Falco: Katt Morone is a bit of a stalker, but not on the same degree as Amy was. She's not gonna appear in the kitchen cupboard and follow me throughout the mansion, even going with me to the bathroom. Katt even considered joining the Star Fox crew, just so we could be co-pilots. Now that doesn't sound stalkerish, but I've known the chick since forever and I know what she's capable of...

"No worries bro, Mr. Game and Watch and I, we got it all covered, you don't have to worry about a thing..." Fox said to Revali, deep in conversation, as he turned around and saw Falco looking at him with his mouth agape. "Ah, Falco, about time you came man! Revali, this is Falco, Falco, this is Revali, and Falco, please close your mouth, I understand that Revali may look very similar to you but there's no need to..."

"You dare hang out with that, that...THAT loser over me?!" Falco frowned at Fox, confusing not only the pilot, but Revali as well. Big Top, who was quietly sitting on top of the Star Records desk, was smiling away, not even paying attention. What if, in some way, in some fashion, this smiling hat was a part of Toad's drug lord schemes? What if Toad carried his crack inside Big Top?

"I believe you were specifically referring to this smiling blue hat?" asked Revali, pointing at Big Top. Dang, Revali cut in deep, was Big Top going to do something about it? Nope, he won't do a thing, just smiles all day, every day...

"No I'm wasn't talking about him...I was talking about YOU!" Falco accusingly pointed at Revali, and the Rito, with the bird's finger pointed at him...laughed heartily, with Fox and Big Top laughing along with him. Big Top had no idea whatsoever what was so funny. "Shut up, all of you, shut up! I know what you're trying to do Revali, if that's even your real name...you're trying to steal my best friend Fox, you wanna be his best bird friend!"

"Ease up Falco, Revali's not trying to replace you, I'm just..." Fox stifled his laughter, trying to tell Falco what he must hear, but it was too late, the bird marched towards the door, but before he could leave the premises, he looked back at Fox, wanting to say one more thing to his best friend...his former best friend, that is.

"Go ahead and keep your new best friend for all I care, I'll just go find a new best friend for my own! That we, we can both be even!" After making this statement, Falco left the room, slamming the door behind him. He stormed off in anger, before he bumped into the Flying Man, who was minding his own business. Why was this mythical beast on the fifth floor?

"Greetings Falco Lombardi, I see that someone peed in your Cheerios today!" said the Flying Man, cracking his knuckles. "Should I be your courage and find the perpetrator responsible for such a dastardly deed? I promise you I won't show no mercy!"

"How would you like to be my new best buddy, Flying Man?" Falco asked the mythical beast; sure we would have opted for someone other than the Flying Man, but the avian pilot had to do with what he had, and he would save himself from asking a few candidates around the mansion. "I know you don't have that much friends...

"Whaddaya mean, I don't have that much friends, I'm practically friends with every living thing! I'm everyone's courage, I have great chemisty with just about anyone!" That much is debatable...the Flying Man wrapped his arm around Falco, who was regretting befriending the mythical beast. "Of course I can be your best friend, the two of us, we could be unstoppable!"

Flying Man: As I said some time ago, I have friends, but I never really had a "best" friend before. I find it shocking that Falco would want me as a best friend, since he already has one in Fox, unless the two are having a falling out of sorts. Their friendship can be mended at a later time, but for now, I must be the greatest best friend that has ever lived!


"Your eyebrows look so nice Zelda, they really compliment your face well!" complimented Kohaku, who was getting her nails done by Aerith in the beauty salon. No, the young girl wasn't talking to the Zelda of Twilight Princess fame - she was talking to BOTW Zelda, whose hair was braided by Ashley. Very seldom did the young witch girl Ashley go to the beauty salon for any purpose.

"I agree, for a princess of Hyrule, you have some very magnificent eyebrows!" added Lucina, also getting her nails done, giving BOTW Zelda her honest opinion. Sometimes women give each other great compliments, and BOTW was getting all sorts of great compliments today.

"Thank you everyone for the nice comments, never had such many people compliment my looks," smiled BOTW Zelda, as Ashley rolled her eyes in disgust. The young witch clearly wasn't about that life, someone must have forced her to braid the princess's hair. "I really do appreciate it though!" Robin, who was sitting next to Lucina (why he was even in the beauty salon begs to question) got up from his seat and walked over to Zelda, who was busy filing her nails.

"May I help you Robin?" asked the princess; she didn't even have to look up to know Robin was standing behind her.

"You know, that Zelda incarnation has been getting a lot of attention today for her fabulous eyebrows..." said Robin, resting his elbow on the chair Zelda was sitting in. "Would be such a shame if something bad were to happen to that sweet, little princess..." The mage deviously smirked as he walked away, and suddenly he got Zelda thinking...


Link was pacing back and forth in a room connected to the arcade room, thinking of a plan that would get Wolf away from the Simpsons arcade machine. Sitting on a table watching this unfold was Midna, who momentarily disrupted Link's train of thought by yawning loudly.

"Have you devised a plan yet, I'm sure your friends are waiting on you!" said Midna, and much to the imp's delight, Link finally decided on a plan, indicated by a grin and a snap of his fingers. "This plan better be good, Link!"

"Why don't we make it seem like the police are coming to arrest Wolf - Mario could alert the guy that the police are coming, and we could have someone sound off police sirens to make it seem like police cars have arrived at the mansion!" Link told his plan to Midna, who facepalmed. "What, you don't like it? I think it's absolutely genius!"

Midna: That poor, poor Link...no I'm not talking about the Link I'm stuck with, I'm referring to the other Link, the one dressed in blue. He was supposed to have the best day of his life, but NOOOOO, my Link has to be extremely adamant about playing that stupid arcade game! Are all the other arcade machines not available?

"About time you were done with your 'planning'," Cloud said to Link, as he came out from the room. The ex-SOLDIER was hanging out with Mario and BOTW Link, waiting for Link to return. The Hylian would explain his plan to the others, what did they think? "Link, I'm sorry man, but you're smoking some awfully good stuff if you even think that dumb plan of yours would be a rousing success." And of course, Cloud had to offer a very crude analysis...

"My thing-a is, who would sound-a the police sirens?" questioned Mario, since somebody would likely have to be outside. Another question the plumber had on his mind was how Link was going to acquire any police sirens, unless he had any with him.

"I think this plan is worth a shot, even though I don't know much about these police sirens," stated BOTW Link, trying to remain somewhat optimistic. He refused to let his day at the mansion go to waste.

"Mwha ha ha ha, I've beaten Montgomery Burns at his own game yet again!" bellowed Wolf, as he defeated the final boss of the Simpsons arcade game for a consecutive time. Now would be a great time for the mercenary to let someone else play the game, but nope, Wolf had to insert another coin into the slot, and start another game by himself...this time playing as Marge Simpson. What's so wrong with Homer?

"Wolf you gotta hurry outta here man, the police is coming for ya!" Cloud alerted the mercenary, running up to the arcade machine, but an unfazed Wolf continued playing the arcade game, his focus unbreakable. The police sirens sounded from outside, and Wolf tuned it all out. (These "sirens" were actually stock sounds from Mario's phone.)

"Tell the po-po that I'll accept any punishment for resisting arrest another time, I got a game to beat!" the mercenary said, beating up all enemies in sight. There were some large footsteps on the stairs near the arcade machine, meaning that the police could be coming, but it was actually Link and BOTW Link making a bunch of noises on the steps.

"I dunno Wolf, I think I can hear the police coming right now, they're coming up the steps!" Again, Wolf completely ignored Cloud, and continued playing his game, wanting the swordsman to leave him be.

"Couldn't they just taken the elevator instead?" questioned the mercenary; Cloud threw his arms up in defeat and left the arcade room, making his way to the staircase where the Links were stepping up and down the steps. They saw Cloud, who shook his head to indicate that the plan was a failure.

Link: Drat, my plan failed...maybe if I had used space police instead, it would have been more convincing. But I don't know if space police use different-sounding police sirens...no matter, that arcade game will be ours!


Pac-Man was happily cleaning his room, dusting and vacuuming and everything else, when Zelda entered the eater of ghost's room with her hands behind her back. She wished to borrow something from Pac-Man, though the use of this particular item was slightly concerning the princess.

"Hello there, princess Zelda, figured you would be hanging out with that Zelda incarnation Master Hand's been talking up a storm about!" Pac-Man greeted the princess, placing some old CDs in a box. Master Hand surely had to be talking about BOTW Zelda's eyebrows, everyone's been talking about that. "So what brings you to my room?"

"I was wondering if...I could borrow your shaver for a quick minute," replied Zelda, now holding her arm. Why would she need a shaver for, and why would a hairless fellow like Pac-Man have one?

"You're more than welcome to borrow my shaver, don't know why I still have that thing with me." Apparently Pac-Man did have a shaver, as he took one out from one of the drawers of his dresser and gave it to Zelda. It was an electric shaver - no cords or plugging required.

"Thank you Pac-Man, I'll give this back to you as soon as possible," Zelda thanked the eater of ghosts as she exited the room, leaving Pac-Man humming happily to himself as he resumed cleaning out his room.


Jin remained with his grandfather Heihachi in the fitness center, the two refusing to talk with or even look at one another. Akuma stayed cautious of the two, as Leia applied some ointment to the fighter's wounds.

"Aw, come on, I know you two could at least acknowledge each other's presence," the nurse said to Jin and Heihachi, but neither man dared to do such a thing. Kinda shows you how screwed up the Mishima family situation was.

"I wouldn't look at my old man even for a million dollars," remarked Jin, looking at the wall with his arms folded. What would his mom, the magnificent and beautiful Jun Kazama, think of his son's behavior around his grandpa?

"Kare ga itta no to onaji koto!" added Heihachi, sharing his grandson's sentiments. At least they could agree on something...

Leia: When I came to the Smash Mansion, I came here with one thing on my mind - to pick up from where I left off as a nurse, and be able to nurse and care for the wonderful residents...NOT serve as a liaison for a bitter Heihachi and his grandson. Mario can go ahead and have all the fun in the world, while I solve this family crisis...but rest assured, whenever a resident has a falling out with a loved one, I won't have no part of it!

"I've arrived some some delicious treats!" Cilan exclaimed as he entered the room, holding a plate of malasadas. Leia was delighted, Akuma was curious, and Jin and Heihachi...didn't care either way. "Dunban helped make these malasadas, so I hope you all..."

"Nobody gives a crap, now leave," Jin rudely said to the Pokemon connoisseur; an offended Cilan would have asked Jin who he was, but by the look of the guy's face, he chose not to.

"Leia you haven't tried out these malasadas before, but let me tell you, these things are the talk of the mansion, everyone loves them, even Ganondorf!" Cilan made his way over to the nurse, plate of malasadas in hand...before Jin knocked the plate down to the floor, the Hawaiian treats spilling all over the place. A disheartened Leia gasped at the sight, now missing out on eating malasadas for the first time.

"Like I said man, nobody gives a crap, so why don't you leave before I bury your face in?" Jin rudely said to Cilan, who depressingly sighed as he picked up the malasadas, placed them back on the plate, and left the premises, his head hanging low. This was becoming out of hand, Jin was snapping on innocent folks...Leia had to do something real quick.


Daruk continued to lead his crew throughout the hallway, but only for more kiddies to add to his troupe. Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings agreed to follow Daruk to wherever the heck he was going, and a certain goddess also joined as well.

"You're gonna enjoy this Viridi, I can already tell!" Pit told the goddess of nature, who was now bored out of her mind. The angel practically begged Viridi to tag along, and Viridi, wanting Pit to stop crying, bowed down and complied with her boyfriend's demands.

"Pit, we've been walking around this mansion for a painstakingly lengthy amount of time, and we don't know where we're going," Viridi kindly told Pit, not wanting to destroy his optimism. "Also, this Goron doesn't seem that trustworthy to me..."

"But Viridi, that's the point, you're not supposed to know where we're going, it's all in the wonderful name of...suspense!" Pit said the word "suspense" with some flair, accompanied with some intense finger moving action to convey the word. Needless to say, Viridi wasn't impressed.

Ganondorf: Rosalina has yet to begin the painting, she's still looking for some paint colors to use. She's particularly looking for some dark colors, and some light colors as well to balance everything out. But why use light colors, I exude darkness, everything about me is dark...You're implying that Rosalina needs light colors because of my hair? Well how about I dye my hair then, just for this one time! I can rock some white hair for my painting...but that would only make me look old. In no means am I a geezer!

"So what do you do for a living, big Goron guy?" Roy Koopa asked Daruk, apparently not learning the Goron's name. Major shame on him.

"I'm the Goron Champion and protector of Hyrule, my duty is to protect Hyrule at all costs!" Daruk happily answered the Koopaling's question; most of Daruk's troupe expected the Goron to say something like consuming rocks and sumo wrestling, prototypical Goron activities. "I also pilot a Divine Beast by the name of Vah Rudania! Do any of you know what a Divine Beast is?"

"A beast that descended from the heavens?" Bowser Jr. gave a wild guess on what this Divine Beast could be. Little did the Koopaling know that he was wrong, and far away from what these Divine Beasts were.

"No, but good guess, young one - a Divine Beast is a mechanical construct Champions like myself to pilot. Calamity Ganon corrupted the Divine Beasts and they wrecked havoc all over our land, until the hero of fate Link..."

Daruk's explanation about the Divine Beasts came to a stop, when he saw Bowser standing in front of him, a stern frown on his face and his arms crossed. The Koopa King was tapping his foot as he glared at the Goron before him.

"You honestly think that some big tough guy like yourself can take my kids to wherever and get away with it?!" Bowser scolded Daruk, who was relatively confused as heck. Bowser was starting to cut into the Goron's plans. "I say my kids can follow some loser Goron around when I say they can, so how about you let them go!"

"Who are you supposed to be, their father?" questioned Daruk, scanning Bowser up and down. He believed he could take the Koopa King on, if necessary. "Then where's their mother, I don't recall seeing her around!" This stumped Bowser - he usually gets stumped whenever someone asked who the Koopalings' biological mother was.

"Um, th-their mother...is no longer with me...she's now my ex-wife. She still misses me...but her aim is getting better!" Bowser said the latter part of the last sentence whilst doing a pelvic thrust, only to get no reaction from Daruk and company. "I said HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!" Bowser repeated, doing yet another pelvic thrust, but still no reaction. Which meant that the Koopa King had to explain the joke. "It's funny because marriage is terrible, which explains why I'm currently single!"

"...let's go, you guys, no point in entertaining this fool anymore," Daruk led his troupe past Bowser, who was standing there dumbfounded as his kids walked past him. The Koopa King failed to notice a certain Chinese chick by the name of Ling also pass by, still high on Daruk's heels and doing her best not to be noticed.

Ling: By the looks of it, the Goron doesn't look like a bad guy, and perfectly harmless as well...but why on earth is he leading a bunch of kids around? I could see if this was a field trip, but that little troop of his lives at the mansion, I'm sure. Also, who in their right mind would take a group of kids on a field trip to the Smash Mansion?


"No Sonic, your swimming motion is poor, it looks like your splashing about and moving at the same time," said Mipha, who was instructing the hedgehog on how to swim. The Zora believed swimming was a major step towards Sonic getting over his fear of water. "Just stop swimming, your swimming technique is starting to make me cringe..."

"Thank goodness, I've been waiting for you to say that!" exclaimed Sonic as he swam back to the land surface, albeit horribly. "This swimwear I'm wearing is starting to feel mighty uncomfortable!" Once the hedgehog reached land and pulled himself up to the land's surface, he stood on his feet, as Mipha giggled at him, much to his chagrin. No, the Zora wasn't amused because Sonic had the gall to wear his signature red shoes while swimming - she was laughing at the hedgehog's speedo, which Master Hand gave him to wear. Good thing Amy wasn't around...

"Nice speedo Sonic, where did you get it from, from your girlfriend Amy?" taunted Red the Pokemon Trainer, calling out to the hedgehog. Sonic found himself blushing, all while trying to form a somewhat proud look on his face.

"Amy isn't about-a defamation of character...Doctor Egg-a Man must have-a sent the speedo via mail," joked Luigi, making Sonic blush even harder. You know it was bad when someone like Luigi makes fun of you.

"I'm sorry you have to endure this embarrassment Sonic, but like Master Hand said, that speedo was the only swimwear he had..." Mipha apologized to the hedgehog. Sonic was about to open his mouth and say something, until...

"AAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEE!" a girly scream was heard from the mansion, as Sonic, Mipha, Red, and Luigi looked at one another in confusion. This scream clearly came from a girl, and her scream was enough to penetrate the ears of those outside. Her scream must have reached to those inside of Luigi's house!

"Everyone stand-a where you are, while I go-a investigate..." Luigi told the others as he made his to the mansion. Once the plumber entered the foyer, he saw a sobbing BOTW Zelda sitting in a chair, her back turned, while Peach and Kamui were comforting the princess. Jakob stood a few feet from the ladies, facepalming.

"It's okay Zelda, this is only just a major setback..." Peach kindly told the princess, who was sobbing harder. Not even the kind words from a fellow princess could cheer up the Breath of the Wild brunette.

Peach: What transpired to Princess Zelda - of Breath of the Wild fame, that is - has been tragic... *giggles* ...but on the other hand, it's also funny! *goes back to looking depressed* Yet still troublesome at the same time...

"Can some-a one please explain what's-a going on here?" asked Luigi as he stepped forward for him to be seen by Peach and company. Kamui bit her bottom lip as she and Peach nervously looked at one another, wondering who was going to tell Luigi what happened, but Jakob offered to tell the plumber the juicy details.

"Our guest of the hour here was busy getting her facial done in the beauty salon, when a dastardly soul did something unthinkable to her," the butler explained to Luigi. "Let's just say that the sight of this horror...may not be for the faint of heart. Zelda, would you turn around please?" So BOTW Zelda got up from the chair and turned around...and much to Luigi's shock, the princess's eyebrows were gone! Gone were the thick eyebrows everyone complimented her about, they were no longer on the princess's lovely face.

"MAMA MIA!" Luigi shrieked as he ran out of the mansion and ran up the nearest tree; once he reached the top, he began sucking on his thumb in a fetal position, on top of a long, wide branch. The fact that Luigi was scared enough to hide up in a tree suddenly made Sonic rather curious.

"Pfft, whatever's inside the mansion can't be that scary..." the hedgehog scoffed as he coolly strutted his way inside the mansion, trying to be brave. Seconds later, the Sonic screamed and sped out of the mansion and up the tree, where he would hide with Luigi for the time being. Time to spark a conversation with the plumber while he was at it. "So Luigi, how's Daisy pregnancy coming along, heard she's gonna deliver that baby two weeks from now!" Luigi was too much into his fetal position to even listen to Sonic.


"Like I tried to tell you Link, that police plan would not work by any means," Midna told the Hylian, who was back to the drawing board, as he walked back and forth in that private room devising a plan. "Knowing Wolf, he probably grown used to escaping from police officers in space, so he has grown...some intolerance towards any kind of police force."

"Ooh I know, why not have Mario fake his own death?" suggested Link; Midna wanted to say no, but not at the risk of having to watch Link walk back and forth for a longer time. "He's a greater actor than people give him credit for, and if we could only get Wolf to pay attention to the faux death..."

Cloud: Link just told us his latest plan...apparently he wants Mario to play dead in front of Wolf, and apparently he expects the guy to notice Mario "dead", like he's gonna turn his attention away from the game...Link's "diabolical planning", as he calls it, is suddenly turning into desperation.

Wolf was still playing the Simpsons game, this time playing as Homer Simpson (about time he picked a male character...), when Mario approached the mercenary, ready to work his magic. The plumber clutched his chest, and breathed heavily.

"Oh no, my-a chest, I think I'm-a done for..." Mario collapsed to the floor, and was sprawled about, expecting Wolf to look and apply CPR to him. The mercenary did not notice, but rather Ike did...he and his Mia puppet. Link's second plan was moments away from utter failure.

"Look, Puppet Mia, Mario's down on the floor, possibly breathing his last breath!" Ike pointed at the plumber, who was faking his death. Why does Ike still carry that puppet around? This is the guy who once proclaimed that he had friends... "We gotta do something, and fast!"

"Must apply CPR to Mario!" exclaimed Puppet Mia as she applied CPR with her mouth to Mario with the help of Ike. During this, Wolf continued to play the arcade game, ignoring the madness transpiring behind him.

"Guess we should have taken Ike out of the room, huh?" BOTW Link asked the original Link, the two incarnations watching through the crack of the arcade room door. The original Link breathed a heavy sigh, letting his fellow incarnation feel his disappointment.


With Fox no longer his best friend, Falco started hanging out with the Flying Man, who was doing good deeds for others. The mythical beast was doing good deeds for Alph, helping him grow plants in the gardens, and Falco had no other choice but to help out as well.

"Isn't it great to do great things for others, Falco my boy?" the Flying Man asked Falco, who felt bored as he watered a few plants. The avian pilot felt like yawning, but he did not wish for the Flying Man and Alph to see his display of boredom.

"I can't thank you two enough for offering to water these plants for me, they've been nothing but trouble!" exclaimed Alph, as Falco rolled his eyes. "Not knowing how much water to give them, knowing when to water them...such a hassle!" Evidently it was a hassle for Falco, as he dropped his watering can on the ground, grabbed the Flying Man's hand, and ran off without warning. "Where are you two going, you have more plants to water!"

"We're going to handle some business - with Fox McCloud!" Falco replied as he and the Flying Man left the premises, leaving poor Alph alone with his plants. Olimar was available, the young astronaut could ask him for a helping hand.

Alph: These plants obviously aren't going to water themselves, somebody's gotta water them, and that somebody has to be me. Some of these plants are rather docile, while others, like this Piranha Plant... *Piranha Plant comes to life and grabs Alph's head with his mouth, before swinging him about in the air* HELP HELP SOMEBODY HELP ME, SAVE ME BEFORE THIS THING EATS ME ALIVE!

"Why are we back up here, I thought you were done with Fox for good!" the Flying Man said to Falco, the two back on the fifth floor standing at the Star Records door. "Don't you want to go back to the gardens and..."

"No, I don't want to water any more crappy plants, I want to settle the score with Fox!" Falco responded, rather angrily. The Flying Man was displeased to see Falco in such an angry mood. "We're gonna bust inside this room, and I'm gonna give Fox a piece of my mind, and there's nothing you can do about it!" So Falco aggressively opened the door, kicking it to the side, and once he and the Flying Man entered the room...

"There you are Revali, repaired your bow so now it's good as new!" Mr. Game and Watch said, giving the newly repaired bow to Revali, who was sitting with Fox and the 2-D man at the desk. Fox looked up, and saw Falco and the Flying Man standing at the entrance; the former's mouth was fully agape.

"Back so soon Falco, done with your little temper tantrum?" Fox asked his buddy, whose mouth was still agape. A moth could fly inside Falco's mouth, and the pilot would be too dumbfounded to even care. "Never thought I would see you again for the rest of the day after that knee-jerk reaction you did..."

"So you're not replacing me as your best friend with that bird guy that looks like me?" questioned Falco; Fox was about to answer, until he burst out laughing. Revali would laugh as well, and even Mr. Game and Watch found himself laughing too!

"Fox wasn't trying to replace you as your best friend, he just offered to fix my bow here!" stated Revali, holding up his newly repaired bow for Falco to see. "It was all a big misunderstanding, your friendship is still very much intact!" Falco felt relieved, worried that he would have beaten up his "former" best friend for nothing. Suddenly Fox's cellphone rang, and the pilot answered the call, with Revali marveling at the cellular device.

"Hello? Hey Daisy. What's up?...Luigi's stuck up in a tree?...Sonic too?...Aight, we'll be there soon." Fox ended the phone call and placed his cellphone back in his pocket. How Revali wanted to snatch the device from the pilot and see what it was capable of... "Just got a call from Daisy, apparently her hubby and Sonic are stuck up in a tree, and she's been trying to get them down without calling the fire department. You know how she can be when Luigi does crap like this..."


"Got all the materials that I need, we're all ready to begin!" announced Rosalina, who was in the lounge with Ganondorf. The Demon Lord struck a pose, raising his fist in the air in triumph. "Ooh, nice pose, I really dig it!" Rosalina using the phrase "dig it" delighted Ganondorf...kinda put a smile on his face.

Rosalina: You can never really go wrong with too many paintings of Ganondorf in the mansion, that only means more eye candy for me...a-and the others as well! I'm sure someone else likes Ganondorf! Like Ashley for example, she must be fond of old men like Ganondorf! Not trying to say Ganon is necessarily old or anything...I'll just stop right there.

"We made it kids, we've finally reached our destination!" Daruk whispered to his troupe as they arrived at the lounge, while Rosalina painted Ganondorf on the painting canvas. Viridi was going to point out how Daruk passed the lounge multiple times, but she held her breath. "Now here's what I want you all to do..." Daruk whispered his plan to his troupe, and you'll see it carried out soon.

"Make sure you get every little detail possible!" commanded Ganondorf, maintaining his powerful yet graceful pose. The Demon Lord failed to notice Daruk and company appear behind him, striking a funny pose as if they were doing some mannequin challenge. Rosalina was told to get every detail, so she had no choice but to paint the unwanted guests into the painting...

"Don't worry Ganon, I'm getting all the little details," the mother of Lumas smiled, doing her best to stifle her laughter. Daruk and company were giving Rosalina a tough time in regards to painting Ganondorf, and that kinda displeased the Demon Lord.

"I just knew you were up to no good!" exclaimed Ling, the girl who had been following Daruk for the longest now. She was standing at the doorway of the lounge, pointing at Daruk...but instead Ganondorf thought Ling was pointing at him.

"You DARE interrupt the making of my wonderful painting?!" the Demon Lord, breaking from his pose, snapped on Ling, who was suddenly afraid. "I'll teach you not to meddle in the creation of stellar art!" Ganondorf chased Ling out of the lounge, the Chinese girl screaming for her life.

"He was kidding when he said 'stellar art', right?" Pit asked Rosalina; for all things righteous, the mother of Lumas desired to say no.


"I know you got this, Little Mac, got this one in the bag!" Doc Louis encouraged his protege, the two standing in the fitness center. Little Mac told Doc about his crush on Leia, and the boxing trainer wished to ensure his protege had a significant other, a year after the whole Fiora incident. "What do you have to lose, son?"

"Well I'm not particularly in favor of this...gift you want me to give to Leia," replied Little Mac, holding up a gift bag with a "miracle" hair growth product inside. And no, it wasn't created by Dr. Wily, his products only work on robots.

Doc Louis: All should go well with Little Mac and Leia, I think Leia's the perfect gal Little Mac needs in his life! Don't want him end up like me and have chocolate as his lover, it's horrible I tell you - one moment you found your soulmate, and the next you're suddenly single again! Why must all my ex-girlfriends be so delicious? *takes out a chocolate bar, eats it, and sighs* Well there goes Meredith...she'll be deeply missed.

"C'mon Little Mac, everyone knows them chicks dig hair care products!" Doc Louis nudged his protege. What a very baseless statement about women. "Why else do you think you see women featured on such products?"

"...Because they're tailored towards women who wish to use the products you speak of?" replied Little Mac, wanting to return the product to wherever store Doc Louis bought it from.

"Exactly, and that product was specifically tailored for Leia! Now go get her, champ!" Doc Louis pushed Little Mac forward, and the boxer made his way to the room where Akuma and Heihachi were. Jin still refused to acknowledge his grandpa, and Leia was still nursing the two patients.

"I bought you something Leia, it's not much, but it's still serviceable," Little Mac said to the nurse as he meekly approached her. Jin glared at the boxer, wanting him to leave at once. Dude was more bitter than dark chocolate.

"Um, thank you, Little Mac, never would have expected a gift, especially from you," thanked Leia as she walked up to receive her gift...only for Jin to punch the gift bag out of Mac's hands. The bag fell onto the floor, with everyone except for Jin looking on in shock.

"Watashi wa mago o mitomenakereba naranai, sore wa subarashī panchidatta!" Heihachi commended Jin, catching his grandson off-guard. The man looked at his granddad, taken back by these kind words.

"You really think that?" questioned Jin, and Heihachi responded with a smile, and a laugh to boot. First time today the fighter felt jovial and happy.

"Anata no okāsan ga anata o yoku oshiete kuremashita!" Heihachi complimented Jin's mom, and now Jin found himself smiling. Little Mac may have inadvertently brought some peace to the turbulent Mishima family...

"Pardon me for the interruption, but does anyone here know where we could find a hair care product of some sort?" Dunban asked as he barged inside the room. Little Mac picked up the gift bag, and took out the hair care product Doc Louis gave him, feeling all sorts of heroic.


Red: Luigi and Sonic are still up in that tree, and no matter how hard Daisy, Mipha and I try, we can't get the two down. Our only option would be to call the fire department and have some firefighters rescue the two, but that would be awkward for the firefighters, having to get a grown man and a speedo-wearing hedgehog down from a tree. Would be very newsworthy, but still not worth the chance.

"Luigi, Sonic, you two better get your behinds down here this instant!" Daisy called out to the plumber and the hedgehog, who were still hiding up in the tree. The princess's stomach was growing bigger, meaning that the arrival of her child was drawing near.

"Nah, I think we're fine up in this tree, really nice view!" stated Sonic, defending his reasoning for being up in the tree, while Luigi remained in his fetal position sucking his thumb. That thumb of his must taste really good, granted he was only sucking on his glove.

"Stand back folks, Revali is here to save the day!" exclaimed the Rito, as he and Fox arrived at the scene. Revali got his bow ready, and he fired a flame arrow at the branch were Sonic and Luigi were located. The arrow scorched the branch, and the branch fell to the ground, with Luigi and Sonic descending.

"Just wait until I get my hands on you!" Ganondorf shouted at Ling as he chased the girl out of the mansion. The Demon Lord chased Ling past the tree, only for Luigi and Sonic to unexpectedly land in his arms. He then observed the two fellow brawlers in his arms...and couldn't help but chuckle at Sonic. "Are you wearing a speedo?" he asked the hedgehog.

"Put me on the ground if you know what's good for ya..." Sonic warned the Demon Lord, as he placed the hedgehog and Luigi back on solid ground. Luigi ran up to his wife Daisy and gave her a hug (go figure) while Ling stood as far away from Ganondorf as possible, taking a short breather.

"Did I miss anything?" Daruk asked as he appeared outside, no longer affiliated with his troupe. Rather, the Goron was affiliating himself with the fellow Hyrulian champions, having seen the crowd outside and wondering what all the hullabaloo was about.

"Oh nothing really, just rescued a person or two from this tree, that's all," Mipha replied with a smile. Sonic frowned at Mipha with his hands on his hips, disgusted that the Zora made the rescue seem like it was nothing important...

"Sonic are you seriously wearing a speedo?!" Daisy pointed and laughed at the hedgehog, as the others laughed at the blue speedster, making him feel humiliated. This was a day Sonic will forget forever.


"First the police sirens, and now Mario's fake death, I'm running out of ideas!" Link walked back and forth yet again as Midna watched, because the imp had nothing else better to do. Sometimes when you remain in Link's body all day, you gotta find something to waste your time with when you're out of the Hylian.

BOTW Link: I'm sorry but this day has been dull for me...we've been doing nothing except forcing Wolf to step away from that arcade machine. At this point, I'd be more interested in counting all the grass in the mansion's front yard! Heck, I could fit my head inside the kitchen sink, and I'd still be more entertained than I already am!

"Well here's an idea, genius - why don't you and that other Link confront Wolf, make it double trouble?" suggested Midna, who was nearly falling asleep. "That way you could intimidate Wolf, and from there..."

"Ooh I know, I could get my fellow Link buddy, and confront Wolf and intimidate him, which would make him flee!" exclaimed Link; Midna rolled her eyes and shook her head. "What do you think of that, Midna?" The imp refused to respond, for she felt rather flustered. "I'll take your silence as a yes! Alright then, let's go!"

Back to the arcade room, where Wolf was still playing the heck out of that Simpsons arcade game. He was about to defeat Montgomery Burns yet again, when someone tapped the mercenary on the shoulder. Wolf gritted his teeth as he paused the game.

"Link I know that was you, so if you truly value your life, you oughta..." the mercenary said as he turned around...only to stop when he saw two Links - the original Link and BOTW Link - with their Master Swords. "Wait, what, so there's two of you now?!" Obviously Wolf never heard anything about Breath of the Wild, must have been living under a rock. "Go ahead and play this stupid game, I don't care anymore! I'm out!" Wolf finally retreated from the arcade room, and once he was gone, Link whistled to Mario and Cloud, who entered the room and were surprised to see Wolf gone.

"Gotta hand-a it to you Link, one-a of your plans actually worked!" exclaimed Mario, who was too tired to even bother playing a single arcade game, as evidenced by him yawning. Cloud himself was feeling tired too. "But I'm-a not up for any games-a now..."

"Yeah, same here, had we gotten rid of Wolf earlier, it would have been different," agreed Cloud, sharing Mario's sentiments. "I suppose you two can play that arcade game for as long as you like, count Mario and I out..."

"So how about it, you up for some butt kicking?" Link asked BOTW Link, holding up a game token. The latter Link, who thought his day at the mansion would be wasted by his fellow incarnation, flashed a grin on his face.

"You bet!" he exclaimed as the original Link inserted the token into the slot and started up a new game - a two-player game in which both players could share all the glory.


Thanks to Little Mac's hair care product, BOTW was able to grow her eyebrows back, and in rapid time no less! Now it was time to find the culprit responsible for shaving off the princess's eyebrows...and Robin knew who the culprit was.

"It was...it was HIM!" the mage pointed at Marth, showing Master Hand the perpetrator in the hand's room. BOTW Zelda was there, and Kamui was there too to comfort the princess, and she gasped once the accusation was hurled at the hero-king. "Marth was the one who shaved off Zelda's eyebrows!"

"Marth how could you do such a dishonest thing?!" the silver-haired princess scolded Marth, who was wondering why he was even brought to Master Hand's presence when he did no wrong. "Messing with a guest, and making her cry...do you know no shame?!"

"But I never even used a shaver before, how would it be me?" questioned the hero-king. Marth never used a shaver? Probably because he was simply too fabulous (and girly) to even use the appliance on his hair, or his face.

"Zelda, what do you think, do you believe Marth was the perpetrator behind the shaving of your eyebrows?" Master Hand asked BOTW Zelda, who observed Marth. She didn't want to declare him to be the culprit, but there were no other viable culprits around...

Master Hand: Great, just great...the Breath of the Wild Zelda had her eyebrows shaved off, and now she's gonna hate me forever...this sucks, I'm supposed to be one of the most likable beings, when it comes to approval I should be higher than someone like Abraham Lincoln...stop laughing or I'll turn your innards inside out! And I mean it, too!

"Well you are the princess, so what you say goes..." said Master Hand, as he looked at a timid Marth. "Marth, for the devious actions you've perpetrated against a Zelda incarnation, a princess of Hyrule, a descendant of the mighty Hylia...you shall be punished throughout the next week! Do I make myself clear?"

"But I didn't even..." Marth was about to proclaim innocence, before knowing that doing so against Master Hand would be an automatic failure. "You know what, never mind, I'm outta here..." The hero-king accepted his punishment, and left Master Hand's bedroom...all while Robin was slyly smiling to himself, feeling like he had accomplished something big today. A now relieved BOTW Zelda also left the bedroom, and saw Zelda, the original Zelda, who was feeling slightly guilty as she fixed her hair in front of a mirror.

"You wouldn't believe what happened to me today - someone shaved off my eyebrows while I was in the beauty salon, unbeknownst to me, and I was left without any eyebrows whatsoever!" BOTW Zelda said to her fellow incarnation, who tried to ignore her. "Can you believe that someone would do such a thing?"

"To tell you the honest truth..." Zelda spoke up after she was done with her hair, ready to drop a bombshell on BOTW Zelda.

"But you know, I would never expect such behavior from the likes of you." So much for that bombshell... "After all, you are a princess, and princesses are supposed to be good people, who perform good actions and show good behaviors...shaving one's eyebrows, that sounds so unlike you."

Zelda might as well save her little confession for BOTW Zelda for another time - given that there's another time.