Author's Note:
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This episode of "Smash Life" is a merging of two television episodes - "Squeeze the Day" from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (one of my favorite episodes) and "TSST" from South Park (never really watched that show to begin with, though I'm familiar some of the characters) - both recommended by Derick Lindsey and SamuraiBlue, respectively. I hope you folks enjoy this chapter as much as I did writing it. Now on to the guest reviews:
"Not gonna list a lot of characters this time, can you add the Jet Set Radio characters, Hatsune Miku and the other Vocaloids? Can you also get some of the characters react to the Dorkly parodies of them?"
Beat and Gum probably have the best chances out of all the characters from Jet Set Radio to make it into this story. And the Vocaloids are somewhat doable, since they're video game characters. I'll have to see what I can do with anything Dorkly-related. Another guest review:
"Didn't you say that you had something special for sonic and bowser for this week..."
Oh yeah, I did say that...but then I remembered the Switch was being released that week, so I had to write up a chapter pertaining to the "Breath of the Wild" launch title. Smasherfan88 has two questions for me this time around:
1. Even though this would probably mess up a timeline or something, but can we see the Master of Masters from KH X Back Cover
2. Will Mario's cap get eyes when Odessey is near release?
1. Yeah, I'm afraid it would mess up the timeline, considering the Master of Masters is technically from the past...unless...
2. More probable than not that will happen.
Up next is Derick Lindsey:
"...when will Master Hand get a Lamborghini because I really want someone to go a joyride with it and destroy it and end up making him furious (I wonder if a floating hand can end up having a heart attack or a rage induced stroke lol)."
Just for mentioning that last bit about Master Hand having a heart attack or stroke...I'm totally having Master Hand purchase a Lamborghini before the end of March. Master Hand's reaction shall be... *raises arms to the skies* ...GLORIOUS! And now we have J300:
"Question: Where'd you come up with the name Raven? Request: Can Lucina make Switch puns? Also, it would be cool for Luigi to practice being a father with 1 2 Switch with that baby minigame."
ultimateccc recommended in a previous review that I should give the female Robin the name Raven. As for the requests regarding Lucina and Luigi, I can definitely make it happen, especially the latter request...
Episode 64: Vacation
It was a bright and sunny day in Seattle, and Sonic the Hedgehog woke up from his slumber, rising up and yawning in his bed as he stretched his arms out wide. The best part about waking up for Sonic wasn't having Folgers in his cup, it was seeing Tails's face, seeing his roommate and his best friend across from him...
...except that Tails wasn't even there! Sonic panicked, and then looked at his alarm clock, and saw the time - 12:01 P.M.! The hedgehog must have overslept, and Tails was already up; Sonic probably missed breakfast in the dining room. Why didn't Tails bother waking up the hedgehog, he typically did so whenever the speedster was asleep and breakfast was nigh approaching.
Searching for answers, Sonic sprung up out from the bed (he didn't need to put on his trademark shoes, because he apparently sleeps in them...) and scoured the entire mansion for Tails's whereabouts. What alarmed the hedgehog was that nobody was around - Palutena nor Cilan were in the kitchen, the gaming room was empty, and heck, even Master Hand wasn't in his room! Was everyone in hiding, trying to pull off a massive prank on Sonic? The hedgehog seemed to think so, as he headed to the place where such a prank could be conducted...the lecture hall.
But much to his dismay, nobody was in the lecture hall either. It was like a ghost town, but inside the Smash Mansion, and Sonic felt unnerved about being alone by himself. He truly valued companionship, and without a companion to keep him company, how would Sonic handle himself?
"Mario? Link? Pit? Where the heck are you guys?" Sonic called out, walking through the hallways, as he called out the names of his fellow brawlers, only to receive no response. The hedgehog would suddenly encounter the Duck Hunt Dog in the middle of the hallway, scratching his fur for fleas. Fleas are the universal bane of canines everywhere, much like how canines are the universal banes of felines. "Duck Hunt Dog, man I'm glad to see you! Do you know what happened to the others?" Duck Hunt Dog shook his head no, wishing he knew the answer.
Sonic: So, so, so, everyone at the mansion has completely gone missing...you know what that means? I can invite Amy over and we can do stuff together...but nothing sexual though, we can Netflix and chill, only without the chill part. Just sit on the couch in the living room, watch some movies together, eat pizza rolls and whatnot...then we can snuggle with one another until the others magically reappear. You can't draw up a more perfect time of romantic bonding than that!
"Alright Kamek, just remember to feed the Chain Chomps, you know how they can be when they don't get their lunch," Bowser said on the phone as he exited a nearby bathroom, alarming both Sonic and the Duck Hunt Dog. "I shall speak with you again later today, when I get the chance. Adios!" The Koopa King ended the phone call, and when he looked up, he saw Sonic and the Duck Hunt Dog, just staring at him. "Ay, Sonic, good afternoon my man!" Bowser ran up to the hedgehog and gave him a bear hug, completely ignoring the Duck Hunt Dog like he wasn't even there. "For a minute I thought I would be a loner, all by myself..."
"My insides...are hurting...very much..." Sonic wheezed, prompting Bowser to put him back down on the floor. "Looks like we're the only ones in the mansion, huh? You have any idea about the current whereabouts of Mario and the others?"
"I called Mario in an attempt to ask where he was, but he didn't answer. Let me call him again and see if he would answer..." Bowser whipped out his cellphone from his imaginary pocket, and dialed Mario's number with his sharp fingernails. Using his fingers would crack the phone screen (Bowser's cellphone is an iPhone). After waiting for a few moments, Mario finally answered the call.
"Hello?" the plumber greeted; Bowser and Sonic could hear beach sounds, i.e. seagull calls, waves splashing about, voices of little children, some actual beach music, and other things over the receiver. Was Mario on a vacation?
"Mario is that you, please tell me it's you! I can't afford to lose my favorite arch-nemesis! Feuding with Luigi would be mostly one-sided, not to mention that he's a nervous wreck! I need someone brave like yourself to consider a rival!" Not that often you hear Bowser backhandedly praise Mario.
"Ah, greetings Bowser, sorry for not-a answering your call earlier, I was...a little-a busy. I'm here in Disney World-a with Luigi, Peach, Daisy...and-a others." The way Mario said others, he was seemingly implying that Yuffie and the mansion residents also tagged along with the plumber and his crew to Orlando. And that kinda made Bowser and Sonic very ticked.
"You went to Disney World, and you didn't invite me or Sonic?!" Bowser was now ready to smash his phone on the floor and break other random stuff. "Who else went to this dumb California city anyways?!" The Koopa King didn't consider San Diego "dumb" before, but after learning that Mario and others were vacationing there...
"Pretty much-a everyone in the mansion except-a for the pets. Akuma treated-a us to this vacation after he was-a done healing from his wounds. We're supposed-a to be staying in-a Disney World until Sunday or-a Monday, depending on how-a Master Hand's feeling." Who knew Akuma was affluent enough to afford not only a vacation for the residents, but rooming for them as well? "I kinda told-a Akuma in private that you and-a Sonic were bad-a news, so we left-a for Orlando while you two were-a still asleep." Bowser's only response was in the form of irate growling, growling that could make Mario wet his overalls.
Duck Hunt Dog: *laughs while turned to the side*
"So if you guys are down in Disney World...then what the heck are Sonic and I supposed to do by ourselves...and the pets?" asked Bowser, the indignation inside of him increasing and multiplying by tenfold. Mario was going to pay once he returned to Seattle, and the same could possibly be said for the rest of the vacationers.
"I'm sure you and-a Sonic can get a lot-a of things done while we're-a away," replied Mario, not wanting to further upset Bowser. "Sonic still-a desires to end his aquaphobia, maybe you could-a help him with that! I should be-a going now, Luigi and I are about-a to have a massaging session! Okay then, bye!" And with that, Mario ended the phone call. Way to make Bowser and Sonic even more ticked by mentioning this massaging session to them...
While a few cameramen from the documentary crew stayed at the mansion with Bowser and Sonic, Master Hand took a large handful of the other cameramen with him to Disney World in Orlando, so they could videotape the activities of the brawlers while they enjoyed their vacation. Mario and Luigi were about to start their massaging session at an outdoor spa in Disney World, the two plumbers lying down on massaging beds, with their backs exposed. The famous twin brothers weren't the only ones who would be having their back massaged...
"I don't think-a we can thank you-a enough for this wonderful vacation Akuma!" Luigi thanked the fighter, who was on a massaging bed adjacent to the plumber. "How did-a you manage to pay for-a everything, like where to-a stay at and all?"
"Sometimes when you're one of the greatest fighters on earth...you tend to receive a lot of financial 'rewards', so to speak," replied Akuma, as the massager applied some massaging oil to the fighter's back and massaged it. Akuma's back was a sight the massager did not wish to see. "Could you move up just a bit? I feel a slight soreness in the area near my neck..." The massager, albeit with much reluctance, granted Akuma's wish as she massaged the area. "Oh yeah, that really hits the spot..."
"Hmm, I wonder how Peach-a and Daisy are handling themselves," pondered Mario, as he was being massaged by a male massager, much to the plumber's chagrin. Not that Mario didn't mind, he just preferred a female massager because...because of reasons. Let's hope he doesn't end up like George Costanza once his massaging session is finished...
King K. Rool: There's a myriad of hot babes at Disney World, that I know. In fact, there's hot babes at every vacation spot you could think of, it's a relatively known fact that many are too afraid to admit. Before we return to the mansion, I'll make it my personal goal to acquire one of these hot babes, and make her my girlfriend! And if they turn me down, I'll give them this... *holds up a wedding ring* Just a little false advertising to change her mind, it won't hurt anyone!
"So Daisy, you're expected to deliver your first child next week...are you nervous at all?" Peach asked the princess of Sarasaland, the two princesses chilling in a pool outside with other women. Daisy at first hesitated to answer this question, but after mustering all the courage and strength inside of her, she had the guts to answer Peach's question.
"Yes I will admit, I'm a bit nervous...but pretty excited as well," Daisy replied, after letting out a breath of fresh air. "Obviously I've never experienced giving birth to a child before, so this would be a new experience not only for me, but for..." Daisy looked to her right, and to her and Peach's shock, saw King K. Rool chilling in the pool with them, chilling like how a villain should.
"Nice day to be in a pool with smoking hot girls, don't ya think?" the Kremling asked the two princesses, who stayed cautious and weary of him. You'd do the same thing if you saw perhaps the ugliest creature in existence with you inside a pool of actually attractive folks. "How about you share some of your love with me, Mr. Kingpin, how about it?" Mr. Kingpin? Is that Rool's pimp name or something?! "No need to kiss me on the lips, a peck on the cheek will do..."
"Rool, please leave us alone and leave the premises," Peach ordered the Kremling, keeping her inner fury inside of her. She had brought a frying pan with her to the pool for moments like these.
"I ain't leavin' until you lovely ladies grant my wish, now pucker up or else!" Rool leaned in closer to Peach and Daisy, who both flinched at the sight of the Kremling drawing his grotesque face closer to them. Peach had no other choice but to strike...
"I said LEAVE!" the princess struck Rool on the head viciously with her trusty frying pan, leaving behind a giant bump on the Kremling's head. Rool grumbled as he collected his dignity and left the pool, so that he could nurse his injury.
"GANDALF!" Elijah Wood screamed as his main man Ian McKellan had his hand on the broken bridge, his fingers trembling with might as he tried to maintain his grip on the stony surface with the Bottomless Abyss below him, where a Balrog had his whip around McKellan's leg. If you consider yourself a fantasy fan and believed that the aforementioned scene looked familiar, then it should - it was from The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Two Rings, a movie in which Bowser was watching on the television in the living room while walking Boney on a treadmill (he expected Lucas to thank him later). Frodo (played by Elijah Wood, of course) and his squad were at the Bridge of Khazad-Dum, and their squad member and O.G. Gandalf (played by Ian McKellan, who was an actual O.G. in real life) found himself on the brink of death, teetering on the broken bridge.
Bowser: The Lord of the Rings movies have always been a true guilty pleasure of mine...it's always great seeing Frodo and his crew go on lengthy journeys and whatnot just to destroy some stupid ring, and requiring three movies to complete the task. I also like The Hobbit trilogy as well, the main character dude reminds me of that Martin Freeman guy from the British version of The Office...Hold up, so that guy from The Office and The Hobbit are the same person?! You mean that I actually have a chance at meeting Ricky Gervais if I ever got a chance to meet Freeman in real life?! Gervais and I, we could form a power duo, one that would rule the world with an iron fist...heck, we could be the greatest duo since Ernie and Bernie, how about that!
"Fly you fools..." Gandalf would say to Frodo and company; instead of flying as they were told to, Frodo and the squad watched helplessly as Gandalf's grip on the broken bridge slipped, and the long-bearded O.G. descended into the Bottomless Abyss, with the Balrog taking the old man with him along for the ride.
"HA HA HA HE DESERVED IT BIG TIME!" Bowser laughed as he pointed at the television screen, all while Elijah Wood...erm, Frodo, cried out Gandalf's name. The Koopa King would spill his bag of popcorn all over the floor as he laughed, much to his dismay. But Bowser was rest assured, knowing that a certain hedgehog was around. "Sonic I accidentally spilled my popcorn on the floor, would you mind popping me another bag?"
"One bag of popcorn, coming right up..." Sonic called out from the kitchen, moaning in response. Bowser made the hedgehog his servant for the day, since Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings were off in Orlando without parental guidance from their father (oh dear), and Sonic hated every bit of it. He would protest, but being scorched alive by Bowser's mighty flames was a fate the hedgehog did not wish to suffer from. Once the popcorn was finished popping, Sonic grudgingly brought the bag of popcorn to the living room, and handed it to Bowser.
"Thanks Sonic, you're the best!" the Koopa King happily accepted the bag of popcorn and ate a small bit of it...only to spit the half-eaten popcorn in Sonic's face. "Bleh, I say, bleh! Where's the butter and pepper?! Pepper, I'm not mad about, but the butter - how can anyone eat popcorn without butter?! I demand that you get me some butter to do with this popcorn!" Sonic would have done the task, but he was done taking orders from Bowser. He wasn't gonna let the koopa bully him all day long, especially when he had the entire mansion to himself!
"No way Jose, I'm not taking any crap from you anymore! If you want your own personal servant, why don't you make Boney to all of your dirty work? I quit!" Sonic grabbed Bowser's bag of popcorn, savagely spiked it on the floor like a football before storming off in anger. Getting along with Bowser was evidently not working well for the blue blur.
"Can you believe that guy Boney, the nerve of him..." Bowser shook his head in disgust once Sonic left, unnerved by the hedgehog's actions. "...the audacity of him to call me Jose, when my real name is Bowser! I ain't no Mexican koopa!" Bowser suddenly looked at Boney in a intrigued manner, and stroked his chin. "Huh, since Sonic refuses to do my bidding...then maybe I could hire someone to make him more...obedient..."
Master Hand: Honestly I would have made Marth stayed with Sonic and Bowser at the mansion, but I was afraid those two would have drove Marth insane and completely bastardize the man's "fabulousness", if that's even a word. Marth's fabulousness, much like all the half-Asian chicks living in America, is a national treasure, and must be preserved at all costs. However, at the same time, he must be punished for his actions the previous week, so to punish him AND keep his fabulousness at an all-time high, I struck a deal with one of the Disney World managers...
"Man it must really suck for Marth, having being punished for shaving your fellow incarnation's eyebrows," Link privately discussed with his girlfriend Zelda, the two Hylians watching some Disney World musical involving Finding Nemo in a musical theater. The musical was now in intermission; Part 2 was about to start soon. Chrom, Robin, and Lucina were also in attendance, one of the few brawlers among a crowd of ordinary people. "Hard to think everyone was complimenting her looks, just because she supposedly had nice eyebrows...I've never seen anything like that before."
"Yeah, I know, kinda surprised me a lot too..." replied Zelda, looking down at the floor. Deep down she knew Marth wasn't the culprit, she knew the real story of what went down with BOTW Zelda, but she was too afraid to tell the truth to anyone, even her own boyfriend.
"Zelda you don't have to look so down, I understand if you're feeling sentimental about your incarnation. I mean, I felt sentimental for my incarnation too after I obliterated in that Simpsons game and wiped the floor with him and almost made him rage quit - despite the game being a two-player game - but I learned to move on and look towards the future." In Zelda's case, however, moving on might be a hard thing to accomplish.
Once the lights dimmed, it was now time for Part 2 of the Finding Dory musical to began. The curtains rose up, and the actor playing as the clownfish Marlin was center stage, as the play resumed for where it last left off.
"He's gone. He can't be gone!" Marlin exclaimed, obviously talking about his son Nemo who, in the original film, thought he was the most savage fish in the ocean when he disobeyed his father by slapping a boat with his fin. "Has anybody seen a boat? Please, they took my son! I'm coming, Nemo!" A few moments later, nothing happened, and Marlin was growing ticked. "...hello, lost my son over here, anyone coming to help me?"
"La la la la la la la la..." Marth sang rather dully as he entered onstage, wearing a Dory costume. A lot of giggles and laughs came from the crowd, especially from Robin who was enjoying Marth's theatrical debut. "Lookout!" the hero-king crashed into Marlin, knocking him to the floor. "Oh, I'm so sorry sir..." As Marth helped Marlin back up, the hero-king shot a quick glare at Robin, who was still laughing.
"Talk about some fine quality entertainment, amirite Chrom?" Robin, still laughing, nudged his best friend, who tried to keep an open mind while watching the musical, doing his best not to have a laughing fit while watching Marth in full humiliation mode. The hero-king's dull line delivery as Dory would greatly sadden Ellen DeGeneres.
"Clearly Master Hand had the best intentions forcing Marth to participate in this play," Chrom grinned, all while Marth loathed every little second on being onstage, with an onslaught of strangers watching him do this thing.
Lucina: You know, I'm actually conflicted about this Disney World visit...on one hand, I want to enjoy the experience and enjoy seeing all the happy faces, but at the same time, I feel creeped out by the Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, and Pluto costumes people walk in around the amusement park. I think the man in the Pluto costume might've pinched my butt...or I could be imagining things.
King K. Rool: *looks creepily at the camera while rubbing his hands together* Mission complete...
Bowser stood outside the mansion tapping his foot, waiting for a special guest to arrive. The Koopa King called this guest while Sonic was using the bathroom, and he expected this guest to discipline the hedgehog and teach him a lesson or two in obedience. Soon a cab pulled up to the front of the mansion, and a gray-haired fellow of Mexican descent exited the car, bringing Bowser's long wait to an end.
"You can keep the change," the Mexican man said to the cab driver as he got out of the car, the cab driver driving off as the man walked up to the mansion to greet Bowser, a guy he did not expect to see. "So you're Bowser, the evil villain of Mario fame? Nice to meet you!"
"Same here buddy, glad you could make it!" replied Bowser as he gleefully shook the Mexican man's hand, before commencing a moment of brief introductions. The man's day job was a dog whisperer, and he once ran a show in which he dealt with problematic dogs (Bowser told him not to bring a camera crew, since there were cameramen already present at the mansion). We shall call this canine behaviorist Favela.
"Never would have expected you of all folks to be a dog owner...so where exactly is your pet dog?" After Favela asked this question, the Duck Hunt Dog came running out of the front door through the pet door, happily running about Favela's feet. "Oh, so this little guy is your pet dog, eh? Funny how you happen to own this dog!"
"This mutt from the Duck Hunt game is my dog? Well he's not really my dog...he's everyone's dog, he's the dog of everyone living at this mansion." Favela appeared to be confused by Bowser's response, his confused face begging the Koopa King for much-needed clarification. "My pet is not exactly a pet...he's more like a best friend to me, in several ways." There goes Bowser, talking out of the side of his mouth...
"...which would imply that your pet is indeed a dog, yes?" A dog is a man's best friend after all...if you want to consider Bowser a man rather than a Koopa.
"Eh, it's probably better if you see for yourself. Come right on in, make yourself at home!" Bowser let Favela inside the mansion, and as he did so, he flashed a devious grin on his face. Sonic had no idea what was coming for him.
"Don't know about you, but I'm tired of wearing this dumb Mickey hat out in the public with strangers," Cloud said to Aerith as the two lovebirds took a stroll through Disney World, wearing Mickey hats on top of their heads that came with ears. Had Cloud been a young boy, he wouldn't have complained. "Why not wear that blue wizard hat instead, the one with white stars all over it?"
Cloud: Except maybe for the Star Wars-related stuff, and the Animal Kingdom Theme Park...nothing about Disney World really appeals to me. Most of the rides are too family-oriented, the stupid kids are practically driving me insane, and I'm gonna punch the guy wearing the Goofy costume in the gut if that sucker attempts to hug me one more time. Aerith is the only person in the world that's allowed to hug me, and she hasn't hugged me ever since Luigi's wedding...and that's how I want it to be.
"Brighten up Cloud, that hat doesn't look so bad on you!" exclaimed Aerith, who was excited about being in Disney World for obvious reasons that we cannot delve into. Over the far distance, the flower girl saw the group of Corrin, Kamui, Flora, Felicia, and Dark Pit, gathered together with King Dedede near a Disney World ride, dubbed Tomorrowland Speedway. "Let's go see what Corrin and the others are up to!"
"I don't think that's such a good idea..." Cloud desired to refrain from being seen with any of the residents during the Disney World vacation, but unfortunately for the swordsman Aerith was the complete opposite, as she grabbed Cloud's hand and ran up to join with Corrin and company.
"I'm terribly sorry sir, but you're just too big to go on this ride," the operator of the ride kindly told King Dedede, who was holding up all the others. The fat penguin's thickness was the only obstacle preventing him from going on the ride, the operator fearing that Dedede may not be able to even get out one of the moving cars!
"B-But sir, I can take up two seats on one car, problem solved!" King Dedede did his best to plead his case to the operator, who wouldn't budge in the slightest. "I have no problem riding all by myself, it's not like I would be an utter nuisance!"
"Yeah, still not letting you in, how about you go find another ride to go on, you're hogging up the line." This dismayed King Dedede, who was very adamant on going on that Tomorrowland ride, and his adamant nature went way back - back when he saw one of his favorite actors, George Clooney, on the silver screen in the film "Tomorrowland". He liked every bit of Clooney - from his funny-looking mullet when he was young (Google it and prepared to be amazed), to his suave charm - and to be riding on a ride that the penguin believed had much to do with Clooney, it would apparently be a dream come true.
"Don't worry, King Dedede, you can just wait out here until we're finished with the ride," Kamui comforted the fat penguin as he sat on a nearby bench, feeling disheartened and saddened. "Surely there are other rides you can ride on in Disney World, right?" Not wanting to see King Dedede being all depressed in Disney World, a vacation place where dreams supposedly came true, Cloud actually decided to fight for Dedede's rights and confronted the operator of the Tomorrowland ride.
"Now you look here man, that penguin you just disrespected, he's actually pretty famous - he may not look like it, but he's one of the more famous folks vacationing in this whole entertainment complex," Cloud said to the now nervous operator, telling him exactly how it was. "So how about you let the man in the ride, or I'll have to teach you a lesson about respect?" The blonde swordsman whipped out his Buster Sword, causing a scene as everyone cautiously looked on. In that moment Aerith's fears were suddenly realized - Cloud legitimately brought his freaking sword to Disney World, which was something Link would be more prone to doing.
Corrin: Going about Disney World and enjoying all the sights and sounds, I was fully convinced that this vacation hotspot was one of the few sacred places on earth safe from alien activity...until Felicia and I went on a Toy Story-themed ride, and to my shock, there were aliens - the aliens from the very movie! Those three-eyed fools, with their Gremlin-looking appearances and their blue spacesuits, staring into my soul... *shudders* This whole time I thought those wretched and heinous aliens were fictional, but apparently they weren't, and now they have their eyes set on invading Disney World, and later, THE ENTIRE WORLD! To make matters worse, the folks dressed up as Toy Story characters weren't doing anything to solve this madness, they're allowing this deviant behavior to progress into things we might never imagine!
Felicia: My goodness, please calm down Corrin, you're acting like such a drama queen...hopefully you won't go overboard when we see these "wretched and heinous" on the Tomorrowland attraction!
Corrin: See what I mean, their invasion on Disney World has already begun, and the Tomorrowland attraction has been designated as the start of their nefarious deeds! George Clooney would be so displeased...
Felicia: Guess I can't mention the fact that these aliens you speak of are in claw machines around this park...
Corrin: ...and now they're pushing their agenda and propaganda on the innocent little ones, as a means to corrupt their innocent minds?! This cannot be happening... *facepalms in disappointment*
Felicia: *whispering to the camera* Would it break Corrin's heart if I told him that Stitch from Lilo and Stitch is an alien from outer space, and not some mutated blue koala bear?
"Woah woah woah, ease up there guy, no need to start a scene," the operator said to Cloud, fearing the swordsman's Buster Sword like anyone should. "I can let your penguin friend on the ride, free as charged!" The operator looked over to King Dedede, who was still feeling depressed. "Yo, obese penguin guy, you're allowed on the ride!" Dedede went from melancholy to happiness real quick, as he sprung up from the bench and gave the operator a big fat hug.
"Knew you'd come around sooner or later!" the king of Dream Land continued to hug the Disney employee, not knowing that Cloud did him a huge solid. "I promise you I'll keep my hands and feet to myself, and not disturb a single soul!" King Dedede then kissed the operator on the forehead, and happily got inside one of the cars of the Tomorrowland ride, ready for the ride to begin.
"Wow Cloud, you really are a bro, sticking up for King Dedede like that," Dark Pit said to the swordsman as he and Flora went to go on the Tomorrowland Speedway ride. Cloud smiled, although he didn't feel like he deserved any praise or merit for what he did - he did what he believed was the right thing to do.
"How about a ride on the Tomorrowland Speedway, my fair lady?" a more content Cloud held out his hand to Aerith, who giddily accepted it without hesitation. Seeing Cloud feeling somewhat happy always charmed the flower girl. Cloud and Aerith, hand in hand, walked together as they got inside one of the cars, and after everyone was situated, the ride of Tomorrowland began.
Sonic was finally finished using the bathroom, as he exited the bathroom whistling. To tell the truth, the hedgehog had taken care of his business a long time ago - he was in the bathroom trying to call Amy, but to no avail. Little did he know that Bowser contacted the pink hedgehog earlier and told her that Sonic went to Disney World with the others, and calling him while he was "vacationing" would be unwise, hence the reason why Amy didn't bother answering Sonic's call; she probably thought it was a fake number. Sonic would soon find out why the Koopa King did this, as the hedgehog encountered the giant koopa with Favela in the hallway, coming to a sudden halt.
"I would like to introduce you to my adoring pet hedgehog, Jose," Bowser introduced Favela to Sonic, who was confused as ever; Bowser came up with the name "Jose" for Sonic on the fly, remembering when the hedgehog used that "no way Jose" phrase on him. It was best to cover up Sonic's true identity, since the thought of a famous video game villain owning an anthropomorphic video game character as a pet sounded asinine. "He's been nothing but trouble, and I'm confident your dog discipline can be applied to my pet hedgehog."
Favela: I've disciplined many, many dogs during my career, and I continue to discipline these wonderful canines on my new show...but disciplining an animal other than a dog will be a great challenge for me. If Bowser's pet is one I can easily be comfortable with, and not entirely dangerous, then hopefully I can make it out of this mansion alive...sometimes a pet's candor is reflective of the pet owner, and Bowser is...well you know.
"Hi Jose, how are you doing little fella?" Favela asked Sonic, kneeling down next to the hedgehog. He was gonna question Bowser why his "pet hedgehog" looked like a certain famous blue hedgehog, but he would save that question once his work with Sonic...erm, Jose, was done. "Bowser has told me how bad of a pet you have been, and I'm here to change your behavior, and your attitude!"
"Look dude, I don't know why you're even here, or why you're even talking to me, but I don't care either way," replied Sonic, disheartening Favela with his rudeness. "So why don't you take your belongings, if you brought any, and get up out of..."
"TSST!" Favela suddenly nipped at Sonic's seemingly nonexistent neck, causing the hedgehog to flinch and grab his neck like he was fatally shot there. Sonic was speechless, but not because he was disciplined - he just found Favela nipping at him rather strange.
"Dude what was that for, do you have a problem..." Sonic spoke up after finding the words to speak, before Favela nipped at him again. "Quit it out man, you're scaring the heck out of..." And Favela nipped at him yet again. "Please man, you don't have to do this, we can talk it out..." Another nip from Favela. "If you don't stop nipping at my neck, I'll break your hand!"
"See what I'm doing Bowser?" Favela asked the Koopa King, who was nodding his head and scratching his chin. "By nipping at Jose's neck, I'm establishing dominance over him, by causing him to flinch and submit to my dominance. Jose must be dominated at all times, and now we must go one step further..." Sonic instantly feared for the worst when Favela pulled out a dog collar and a leash. "Have you ever tried walking your pet hedgehog? It's another way to establish dominance over Jose, and when you're walking Jose, you should have dominance over him at...all times?" Favela looked at Sonic, only to find out that Sonic wasn't even there, the blue blur having sped away from the dog whisperer.
"Oh yeah, I forgot to mention one thing, Jose is...a very fast runner," explained Bowser, chuckling slightly as he scratched the back of his head. "Sometimes he prefers to run rather than walk, which is why I can't walk him around the block..." Despite this, Favela was adamant on getting Jose...erm, Sonic, to submit at all costs.
The threesome of Pit, Viridi, and Kirby were inside one of Disney World's many attractions, the Hall of Presidents, at Liberty Square under the supervision of Palutena...or so it would have been, had Disney World not closed the attraction down to add a Donald Trump figure to the hall. Imagine if they had a fan near the figure, to blow on Trump's majestic hair!
Pit: Is it just me or...does attorney general Jeff Sessions look an awful lot like Dopey from Snow White?
Kirby: Might be the other way around...Dopey looks like attorney general Jeff Sessions! But I suppose your assumption holds true - could explain why Trump acts grumpy! Because Sessions is dopey! Trump is grumpy because Sessions is dopey!
Viridi: *sighs happily* Disney World is the place where dreams come true...and my dream of going on a vacation with Pit has been realized! To make things better, he hasn't said a single stupid thing during our Disney World vacation, or embarrassed me in front of others! Granted this is only the first day, but it's good progress to me!
Instead of looking at the many former presidents inside the Hall of Presidents (which won't be open until June 30th), Palutena had her crew opted to take pictures with several costumed Disney characters near the attraction. Palutena sure was glad she brought her digital camera with her.
"One...two...three...SMILE!" exclaimed Palutena as she snapped a picture of Pit, Viridi, Kirby, Chip, and Dale on her digital camera. The costumed chipmunks kinda creeped Viridi out to some extent, because the goddess knew there were humans in those costumes, but thankfully she was friendly enough to be around the duo.
"Taking pictures with Disney characters, I see?" Bayonetta appeared, taking a stroll by herself while her man Luka Redgrave (whom the Umbra Witch brought with her to Disney World) was off handling some business. "How very cheeky...Luka and I would have done the same thing, but he's off trying to win me a plush doll at some nifty carnival stand of sorts, and I'm afraid he'll be there all day until he's successful..."
"Ah, Bayonetta, just the gal I needed to see! Would you like to take a few pictures of me and Pit's friends?" Palutena held out her digital camera to the Umbra Witch, who took the camera as the goddess of light aligned herself with Pit and company.
"This picture taking session should be able to make up for any lost opportunities with Luka, I suppose..." remarked Bayonetta as she got the digital camera ready. Before the witch could even snap a picture, a certain costumed character approached Pit and company. It was a character Pit had dying to see, one he always saw on television and wishing to see in person.
"Hey, it's Mickey Mouse, the best Disney character ever!" the angel exclaimed, and you couldn't possibly argue with what Pit said. The winged fellow greeted Mickey Mouse with a handshake and a slight hug; he would give the costumed mouse some dap, but the angel was afraid the person in the costume would be unable to successfully master his rather complex handshake. "How have you been Mickey, you're doing just fine?" Mickey nodded his head, as Viridi looked on, hoping Pit wouldn't do anything embarrassing... "I finally met Mickey Mouse everyone, my vacation wish has officially been fulfilled!" Pit would announce to the vacationers nearby, most of them smiling slightly as Viridi facepalmed. So much for Pit not doing anything embarrassing...it transpired later than Viridi expected.
After spending much of his time running away from Bowser and Favela, Sonic sought to find solace and peace outside of the mansion. Although Luigi, Daisy, and Yuffie weren't home, it didn't stop the hedgehog from entering Luigi's house using a special house key Mario dropped on the floor one day. Sonic would have returned said key to the plumber, but he kept it with him for moments like these.
Sonic: This is getting way out of hand...Bowser brought that dog whisperer over to the mansion just to mess with me, and that dumb koopa is enjoying every little second of it! What's worse is that the dog whisperer apparently wants to walk me around the block...who in their right mind walks a hedgehog and puts a leash on them? If this shenanigans keeps up, then I'm calling animal protective services on Bowser's behind!
Using Mario's key, Sonic opened the front door of Luigi's home, and gently closed the door behind him, as he tip-toed his way over to the kitchen to grab himself a quick bite to eat (and you know it would be a chili dog). The tip-toeing hedgehog suddenly stepped on something round, something that made a squeaky noise - and it was a squeaky canine ball. Sonic looked down and saw not only the ball, but Polterpup, happily panting as he looked up at the hedgehog.
"Sorry Polterpup, but I can't play with you right now, I'm a bit preoccupied," Sonic apologized to the ghostly dog as he made his way into the kitchen, making Polterpup whimper in sadness. It was going to a long weekend for the canine without anyone for him to play with. "Bowser has gone bonkers, and I gotta hide from him at all costs! But I can't hide on an empty stomach..." Sonic looked inside the oven, to see if Luigi left anything in there, but when the hedgehog opened up the oven door...
"BOOGALA BOOGALA BOOGALA!" Bowser popped out from the oven, with the Majora's Mask over his face, scaring Sonic as the hedgehog shrieked louder than Amy and fell back on the floor, like he had seen his entire life flash before him. How Bowser managed to fit himself inside the oven was a mystery the Koopa King probably didn't have an answer for. "Ha ha, I knew from the get-go you would retreat to Luigi's home as a safe haven, so I entered this house through the back door (which was apparently left unlocked) and hid in the oven right before you arrived!" Bowser got out from the oven and stood towering over Sonic, who was shaking in fear.
"Wh-Why are you doing this man, what have I done to deserve this?" Sonic asked Bowser, as the Koopa King picked up the hedgehog and smiled with an evil intent at him. His work with Sonic was not done yet...
"It's all because of your disobedience and unruly nature that you're receiving this treatment. Now let's return to the mansion, we still have lots to accomplish!"
The Tales foursome of Hisui, Kohaku, Lloyd, and Leia were playing a game of beach volleyball at Disney's Beach Club Resort in their beach attire, with Hisui and Kohaku on one team, and Lloyd and Leia on the other. Little Mac watched this game with Fox, Falco, and Doc Louis from afar, though the boxer was watching this game for one particular person in mind - Leia.
"You see that girl over there, serving the ball back to Hisui and Kohaku?" Doc Louis, taking an apparent interest in Little Mac's love life, knelt down at his protege as he pointed at Leia, who served the ball with grace and beauty. "That girl right there is destiny, and sometimes you gotta grab destiny real quick before it gets away from ya! You catchin' my drift, Mac?" Little Mac nodded his head, although he was slightly weirded out by Doc's strange analogy.
Fox: Little Mac told Falco and I about his crush on the Leia chick, and the two of us thought Little Mac and Leia would look cute together. And so we're giving Mac the romantic guidance he needs to make his relationship with Leia work... *smirks* ...too bad only one of us knows what it's like to actually be in love and have a girlfriend.
Falco: Bruh what are you talking about, I got a girlfriend too! Don't you remember Katt Monroe? She's not exactly my girlfriend, she texts me more than I text her, so...
Fox: Katt's supposed to be your girlfriend?! *grins* Man, was she desperate or something?
Falco: *grabs Fox by the collar* Krystal's gonna be the one desperate once I put an end to you!
Fox: Alright, alright, chill out Falco, I was just joking man! *Falco releases grip on Fox, who turns to the side to murmur something* ...Katt's probably using you anyways.
"Here's what we want you to do, Little Mac - you walk over there to Leia and the others, and once you're close enough, drop dead unto the sand and make it seem like you're dead or something," Fox explained to the young boxer. Didn't Link tell Mario to follow a similar act in the previous episode with Wolf?
"When Leia momentarily stops the volleyball match and sees you lying on the sand unconscious, she'll then come over and give you CPR, and that'll be your cue to suddenly wake up, and then you can confess your love for Leia," added Falco. "Should anyone other than Leia give you CPR, the plan will be a colossal failure." Out of the Tales folk not named Leia that would give Little Mac CPR, Lloyd was dead last on the boxer's shortlist.
"You guys really think I can do it?" Little mac asked the Star Records crew, who all nodded their heads in agreement. Doc Louis nodded his head the fastest, for he wished to see his protege with a girl to call his own.
"Go get her champ, it's all you now!" the boxing trainer pushed Little Mac forward, as the boxer confidently marched his way to "destiny", getting as close to Leia and company as possible before adhering to the plan and collapsing to the sand in an instant. Leia didn't notice this, but Hisui, who was ready to serve the ball, did.
"Timeout, you guys, I think something's wrong with Little Mac!" the teenager alerted the others, halting the volleyball match. Hisui and company headed over to Little Mac, who was playing dead extremely well. "You think the sun might've gotten to him?"
"Only one way to find out..." Leia knelt at Little Mac's side, checking out the boxer's forehead and throat before checking his pulse. All were okay to the nurse aide. "I detect no cold or fever, and his pulse is relatively normal...I don't see what the problem could be!"
"Maybe Little Mac is DEAD!" Lloyd exclaimed as he knelt down at Little Mac's other side. "LITTLE MAC CAN YOU HEAR ME, ARE YOU DEAD? IF NOT, THEN SPEAK UP OR GIVE US A THUMBS UP!" No response; done yelling, Lloyd looked up at the others, who were baffled by the swordsman's stupidity. "Guess Little Mac is officially dead, gotta go tell Master Hand the bad news..." Just then, Captain Falcon and his woman Nowi, as well as Nowi's daughter Nah, were walking along the coastline, until Nah noticed the Tales crew flanked around Little Mac.
"Look mom, it's that boxer guy from the mansion, something must be wrong with him!" the young girl grabbed Nowi's attention, pointing at Little Mac and the Tales crew surrounding him. "You think he might be...might be dead?"
Nowi: Captain Falcon's so sweet, asking Nah and I if we wanted to go to Disney World...in no means would I pass up an opportunity like that! That's almost like passing up a chance to automatically win a million dollars at the lottery without having to use a scratchcard to win! And yet still, Samus keeps telling me to "save" myself and cut off my relationship with Captain Falcon...must be jealousy talking! I'm sure she'll find her significant other sooner or later!
"Captain Falcon, do you think he's okay?" Nowi would ask the racer, who looked out before him to see if Little Mac would respond, but nothing happened. Time for the Blue Falcon rider to put on his best heroic effort.
"Only one way to find out!" Captain Falcon ran to the scene, sand blowing away in the wind as the racer furiously ran at the speed of light, running as fast as the Road Runner, if not faster. "Stand aside kiddies, let a professional do this!" The Tales crew stepped away from Little Mac, and Captain Falcon braced himself...
...as he got on the sand and gave Little Mac mouth-to-mouth, breathing air into the boxer's lungs. Nowi, Nah, and the Tales crew wearily looked on, while Fox and Falco, watching from afar, were distraught that Captain Falcon was unknowingly sabotaging their plans.
"Should we...tell Captain Falcon to stop?" Kohaku asked the others, feeling that the racer was taking too much time applying CPR to Little Mac. But when the boxer's eyes were lifted, albeit rather slowly, he didn't see Leia applying mouth-to-mouth to help...all he saw was the red helmet and visor of Captain Falcon, who was just done with the CPR, the racer grinning because of a job well done. You could guess what transpired afterwards.
"GAAAAAAAAH!" Little Mac sprung up and ran into the water out of fear and shock, only to swim away from the others. Captain Falcon placed his fists on his hips and sported a confident grin on his face, as Nowi went up to the racer and gave him a hug.
"Right from the get-go I knew you could get the job done!" the half-Manakete gleamed, Little Mac swimming away as Fox, Falco, and Doc Louis saw a wave of disappointment wash over them. What are the odds Little Mac would return to the beach surface?
"Jose, your unruly nature and erratic behaviors has been very, very disconcerting," Favela scolded Sonic in the foyer, with Bowser looking on with his arms folded. But the hedgehog wouldn't be the only one receiving a scolding. "And YOU, Bowser, are responsible for allowing this to happen! That is why Jose has been acting the way he has been, you're simply not being dominant enough with your pet hedgehog!"
"You're saying that if I become dominant with...um, Jose, then I can make up for all the times I wasn't dominant with him?" Bowser asked Favela, who nodded his head with a smile on his face. Sonic's worst fears have now been realized. "I've been waiting for this very moment..." Bowser rubbed his hands together as he neared Sonic, who was backing away.
Favela: At the end of the day, I not only expect Jose to learn a lesson, but Bowser to learn a lesson as well. He should learn that it is always imperative to establish dominance over any pet you own, whether it be a dog, cat, hedgehog, ferret, or even manatee. (Are pet manatees even legal?) Bowser learning how to be a dominant pet owner will not only be beneficial for him, but for his pet hedgehog Jose.
"Bowser can you seriously back away from me, I don't like that look in your eyes..." Sonic pleaded to Bowser, who was looking evilly at the hedgehog. Sonic found himself pinned against a wall, with nowhere to go; even if he ran away, Bowser would still hunt the blue blur down.
"TSST!" Bowser nipped at Sonic's neck, and the hedgehog flinched. Sonic tried to tell the Koopa King to stop, but each attempt at doing so would be followed by another nip to the neck from Bowser. This would continue until Sonic finally admitted defeat, lying against the wall with the willpower to stop Bowser for good having gone away.
"Aha, I just knew you could do it Bowser!" Favela commended the Koopa King for his efforts. "By establishing dominance over Jose, you have exerted control and power over him, which will make him a more obedient and caring pet." Now it was time to see if "Jose" would be a more obedient pet. "Go on, give Jose a command to do to test his obedience!"
"No problemo..." Bowser flexed his fingers as he looked at Sonic, the hedgehog looking up at the Koopa King with some nervousness in his bones. "Jose, I want you to pop me a bag of popcorn, pronto! Chop chop!" Feeling defeated, Sonic steadily got on his feet, and heaved a heavy sigh. At this point, there was nothing the hedgehog could do to stop Bowser.
"Whatever you say Bowser..." Sonic held his head down as he walked to the kitchen to fulfill Bowser's order. But once the hedgehog stepped inside the kitchen, a sudden thought prevailed inside his head. "Wait a minute, why am I acting so down? I'm changing for the worse! I'm practically letting Bowser change me and disrupt my mojo, and that can't be!" Soon another thought prevailed in the hedgehog's head...a rather evil and devious thought. "I know, I'll just kill Bowser so I wouldn't have to deal with the man ever again! Sure Bowser Jr. and his siblings will be orphans, but the others will be thanking me forever and ever!" You know things are heading south when Sonic develops qualms to kill a fellow brawler.
"It kinda sucks that Sonic can't be here at Disney World, but at the same time, it's been a huge blessing in disguise for the rest of us," remarked Tails, as the yellow Fox was with Knuckles, Ema Skye, Shulk, Fiora, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Lucas, Mewtwo, and Gil at Disney World's Animal Kingdom Theme Park, checking out the gorillas in the gorilla exhibit. No doubt going to this exhibit was the Kongs' doing.
"Heh, I'd rather have Sonic over Bowser - Bowser would have done something stupid enough to get us all booted from Disney World!" stated Shulk, imagining how different the vacation would be had Bowser been present. The Homs's imagination was looking rather bleak...
Bowser Jr.: This Disney World vacation just isn't the same without our dad...when he takes us to theme parks, he would always get us a lot of perks most other children don't get!
Ludwig: *eating cotton candy* Yeah, like that one time when we couldn't get on one of the rides at Universal Studios Hollywood, because we were deemed too short. Our good ol' dad blew his mighty flames on the operator of the ride, nearly scorching the man alive, and thanks to him, we had unlimited access to every ride at the theme park! Pretty much everyone feared our dad!
Bowser Jr.: And one day I'm gonna follow him in his footsteps and become fearsome enough to scare theme park vendors and operators everywhere... *rubs hands excitedly* Hoo boy, I can't wait for the day!
"So Knuckles, I heard from Shulk that you're a huge fan of rap," Fiora struck up a conversation with the echidna, who was happily licking a vanilla and chocolate ice cream cone he had purchased. "I know you're aren't into k-pop like I am...but have you ever heard of a k-pop boy band by the name of BTS? One of their members is a rapper, I'm sure you would like him..."
"Lemme guess, does BTS stand for 'Boys That Suck'?" Knuckles responded with a Cheshire Cat grin on his face, only to receive a glare from Fiora. While this conversation persisted, nobody seemed to notice Lucas getting a closer look at the gorillas, climbing over the fencing only to fall down into the exhibits, thankfully away from the gorillas that were looking at the PSI whiz with interested looks.
"Lucas just fell into the gorilla exhibit!" Gil alerted the others, as a horde of vacationers circled around the exhibit, seeing a timid Lucas by himself. "Somebody oughta go save him!" Why don't you do it Gil, you were the first person to see Lucas in his predicament!
"Don't worry, I shall save Lucas before he gets hurt!" Donkey Kong said heroically as he leaped into the exhibit. More and more folks were circling around the exhibit to see what was going on, and it was making Lucas rather nervous.
"Um, DK, I don't think you're the right person for the job..." Gil called out to Donkey Kong, but it was too late - instead of picking up Lucas and guiding him to safety, DK did the erroneous choice of dragging the teen across the water, causing many of the onlookers to scream in shock. It was in that moment the gorilla realized the mistake he had committed.
"LOOK YOU GUYS DONKEY KONG IS IN THE GORILLA ENCLOSURE AND HE'S PULLING A HARAMBE!" a random dude called out, bringing even more onlookers to the scene. Just wanted Donkey Kong and Lucas needed. "EVERYONE UNZIP YOUR PANTS RIGHT NOW!"
"By 'everyone' he only meant males, right?" Ema would ask Diddy Kong as a select group of males, mostly millennials for sure, unzipped their pants so they could reveal a certain body part that would be used as a sign of "respect" for Donkey Kong, only to be arrested and whisked away by the Disney World security. Shame on them for performing this action in the presence of minors!
Mewtwo: *shaking his head as the males behind him are whisked away by security* ...every day we stray further and further away from God's light.
"Stand back everyone, lemme take care of this gorilla!" a Disney World officially arrived at the scene with a tranquilizer gun, and fired a tranquilizing dart at Donkey Kong in the butt. Seconds later, everything went dark for the iconic gorilla.
"Sonic I'm not sure about killing Bowser, he's a pretty great guy!" Shaymin discussed with Sonic as the two were heading down to the foyer. Sonic laughed at the gratitude Pokemon's assertion about Bowser, almost on the verge of tears. Apparently he was using Shaymin to kill Bowser, hoping her Energy Ball would be strong enough to mortally wound the Koopa King.
"Bowser a pretty great guy, in what world?" the blue hedgehog questioned. "Have I not told you the horrible things he and his Mexican dog whisperer friend have done to me today? It's about time we teach that man Bowser a good lesson in messing with others!"
"But would killing him be the way to do it though?" Shaymin just now learned a lesson Tails and others have learned in the past; talking Sonic out of things and reasoning with him was no bueno.
"I simply cannot thank you enough for everything you have done today, I learned so much!" Bowser said to Favela in the foyer. The dog whisperer felt that his work was done, and now it was time for him to take off.
"You're very welcome Bowser, after today Jose should be a more obedient pet, though it must be up to you to establish dominance over Jose to keep his obedience intact," said Jose, who expected Sonic to return to the foyer with Bowser's bag of popcorn; the dog whisperer assumed the hedgehog didn't know how to operate a microwave because he was a pet. "Well, I should be going now, my cab will be arriving shortly. Good bye Bowser - may I wish you the best with Jose! Don't forget what I have taught you!"
"You don't have to worry about me! Take care!" Bowser waved to Favela as the man exited the mansion, and once he was gone, Sonic and Shaymin appeared behind Bowser, with Sonic ready to execute his evil plan. Bowser had toyed with the hedgehog all day long, and the blue blur was ready to strike back.
"Alright Shaymin, we got Bowser right where we want him..." Sonic said as he looked at Bowser, who was now checking his phone. "Charge up the Energy Ball!" Shaymin reluctantly charged up an energy ball, and as she did so...an electronic sound came from the teleportation room upstairs. "Crap the others must have returned to Disney World! But I thought they would be staying until Sunday at the earliest..."
"Mario and company have returned from Orlando?!" exclaimed Bowser, having overheard Sonic. Shaymin stopped charging up her energy ball as Bowser hurriedly ran upstairs to the teleportation room, where he saw Mario, Wolf, Cilan, and others exiting the room, all with disgruntled looks on their faces as they rolled their suitcases.
"Hey Bowser, how's it going man..." a ticked off Popo asked the Koopa King as he and Nana rolled their suitcases out of the room. "I take it you and Sonic had a blast all by yourselves?" What gives, why was everyone returning to the mansion on early notice?
Popo: At Disney World, Nana and I both got to meet Olaf, from Frozen! Or rather some guy in an Olaf costume. But it was a darn shame his costume wasn't actually made out of snow, a costume made entirely out of snow would be so awesome!
Nana: ...yet expensive at the same time. Why don't you make a snow costume, you seem to take great pride and self-confidence in everything else!
Popo: *shaking his head* Nana, Nana, Nana...pride and self-confidence are two different things. It's not pride unless you're being over-exuberant!
Nana: *rolls her eyes*
"What's going on, why are you people returning to the mansion already?" questioned Bowser, as more and more residents exited the teleportation room with their suitcases. The Koopa King demanded an answer at once.
"Donkey Kong pretty much went full Harambe to save Lucas, who had fallen inside a gorilla enclosure, and he got tranquilized and got us booted from Disney World," Zero explained to Bowser; he didn't need a suitcase, for he was a robot who didn't have to worry about changing clothes and all. Only thing he brought was that hair product Dr. Wily created. "We could have been banned from Disney World, but Master Hand fortunately talked the officials out of it."
"All that money I spent for everyone, paying for a room to stay, and everything else...all wasted by that dumb gorilla," growled Akuma as he walked out of the teleportation room, most likely going to give DK a stern talking to in the immediate future. "Should I ever take you guys out on a vacation again, I might not even bring Donkey Kong, I'll just bring his nephew Diddy!"
"Save your petty excuses for later, banana brains..." Samus said to Donkey Kong as she walked away from Donkey Kong with her belongings. The others followed suit as DK tried to apologize to the others, but to no avail.
"Please everyone, I didn't mean to drag Lucas like that, he shouldn't have fallen in the exhibit in the first place!" the gorilla said to the others, before encountering Pit who was grinning slyly. Donkey Kong looked down at the angel, and soon discovered why the winged fellow was smiling. "Oh for the love of...Pit will you please put that thing back in your pants where it belongs?!"
"It's not a 'thing', it's a..." Pit was about to say before Palutena grabbed the angel by the ear and pulled him away. Whatever he was doing just now was worthy enough to earn him a big fat punishment from the goddess of light.
Down in the foyer, Sonic was sitting on the steps with Shaymin, when Mario and Lucas headed down the steps to join the hedgehog and his pet Pokemon. Sonic would have gotten himself a chili dog to eat, but he felt a bit too lazy to even get up.
"Hi-a there Sonic, I see that-a you and Shaymin have-a been doing some-a stuff while the rest-a of us where at Orlando," Mario said to the hedgehog, who looked at the plumber with a smile. "Has Bowser been-a annoying you all day while-a we were gone?"
"When is that man not annoying, it nearly got to the point where I wanted to kill the guy!" replied Sonic, shocking both the plumber and Lucas. They couldn't imagine Sonic taking another person's life. "I heard from Knuckles that Donkey Kong got you guys evicted from Disney World, is that right?"
"Yeah, though it kinda was my fault - I fell into the enclosure where the gorilla were, and Donkey Kong had to save me, albeit erroneously," said Lucas, taking the blame for the whole "Harambe" incident. "Had I not fallen in, we could still be at Disney World..."
"You know-a Sonic...I shouldn't have-a talked Akuma into not inviting you-a to Disney World, you're not that-a bad of a guy," Mario said to the hedgehog, patting him on the back (where his spikes weren't present). "Granted you have your-a moments, but Bowser has-a way more moments. In fact, I only had-a you stay with Bowser because I feared-a that Bowser would have been-a lonely. I thought it was-a for the best."
The fact that Mario entertained the idea of Sonic being allowed to go to Disney World was enough to make the hedgehog smile with the utmost glee. Maybe there was hope for the blue hedgehog after all..
