Author's Note:

A few weeks back, I said that I would do a Fire Emblem-related chapter for this week...but I had the fever and cold, and felt completely out of it. Worried about finishing the original chapter, and even wondered if I should continue writing this story or not during my illness. Football and wrestling were the only things that kept me awake inside.

Fearing that I wouldn't complete the original chapter in time, I've decided to move the Fire Emblem chapter until October 20, when Fire Emblem Warriors is released worldwide. I wrote this "replacement" chapter of sorts, while I was dealing with symptoms like runny nose, stuffed, coughing, and the like. Had a blast writing it. And now, without further ado...

"Will you include any characters from Zelda: Oracle of Ages and Seasons? Are you using Classic or Reboot Lara Croft? Is the hero from the Gamecube Custom Robo going to be paired up with Marcia? A nod or reference to Gyromite in later chapters? How about Hope and Vanille hanging out with Pit and Viridi? And finally will Emmeryn show up in time for the Fire Emblem Warriors chapter?"

Only when the time is right. Using reboot Lara Croft. The hero may be paired up with Marcia. Will think of a Gyromite reference soon. Hope and Vanille with Pit and Viridi sounds like a great idea? And Emmeryn will show up in the Fire Emblem chapter. Up next is Keeby:

"Can we get an update on the Waddle Dee family? Also, since I don't have anything else to add on to that question, how do you think a Waddle Doo eats?"

The Waddle Dee family actually appears in this chapter. And how does a Waddle Doo eat? With its mind, of course. Moving on to Derick Lindsey:

"Oh are you going to do anything related to the remake of Superstar Saga that's coming out funny enough in exactly two weeks, like have Fawful, Cakletta, or even just have Popple show up at the mansion to start trouble."

Superstar Saga...what a fun, joyous part of my childhood. The remake comes out next week, so expect to see some SS characters until then. Roydigs22 is back with another Pokemon suggestion.

"Pokemon quartet. Guitar hero. Through the fire and flames. Make it happen. Oh yeah, and miitopia maybe?"

Ah, yes, "Through the Fire and the Flames" by Dragonforce! The unofficial theme song of Guitar Hero. I might consider this. Don't know about Miitopia yet, but I'll still give it some thought.


Episode 93: Wanted

Toon Link: In the criminal justice system, offences outside of Smash battles are considered especially heinous. In Seattle, at the Smash Mansion, the dedicated police officers who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the LPU, the Link Patrol Unit. These are their stories.
Young Link: DUN DUUUUN!

It was yet another lovely day at the Smash Mansion...albeit with several folks absent. One noteworthy person that was missing in action was Captain Falcon who, as you might recall from episode 91, was arrested after engaging in a street race with Devil May Cry's Dante (with a passenger in his taxi, no less), and was currently doing time behind bars.

Another noteworthy person who was also absent from from the mansion was Lucas, the PSI whiz having been captured by Raiden. The mercenary, who disguised himself as Peach to conduct the kidnapping, had some assistance from Waluigi...who was actually a Team Flare grunt who could actually pull off a Waluigi look. To this day, no one knew why Raiden would even kidnap Lucas in the first place...but that didn't stop Master Hand from finding out the answers.

Mario, under the orders of Master Hand, was instructed to find the whereabouts of Lucas, Raiden, or Team Flare - but the plumber couldn't do this job alone. So he asked Cloud, Pit, Kirby, Sonic, Fox, and Falco to enlist in his help. Usual folk you see in every episode. Only person missing from the fray was Link, who was still dealing with nagging head injuries, so he was replaced with Sora, much to Cloud's chagrin.

While Mario and his crew were doing their thing, the resident buddy cops, Toon Link and Young Link, were looking for a caseto crack, donning their bow and arrows, and eating their beloved doughnuts and malasadas. You'd be blind if you saw a policeman without a doughnut in his hand.

"What's the status for today Starsky, spotted anything worth checking out?" Young Link asked Toon Link, walking through the halls. Starsky and Hutch couldn't possibly be their secret code names...if said code names are even secret.

"Aside from that green glob I saw in the ball pit room...everything has been dandy, so everything's alright Hutch," answered Toon Link - yup, they were definitely addressing each other with code names...sooner or later one buddy cop will go by Doggett, and the other will go by Scully. Only a matter of time. "Thought the green glob was a green Chuchu, but upon further inspection, it was just...green jello."

"Ugh, green jello, how disgustingly inhumane! Must be something created by a foreign alien race!" It's not because the jello was green, right? "Did you have Corrin inspect this jello? He is truly an expert on all things extraterrestrial!"

"Sure did, gave him a whole plateful and he spat it out, all of it...therefore that green jello was indeed created by aliens. There's no other explanation..."

Suddenly, a loud explosion was heard, followed by a scream, all from the cafe. Anticipating another case to crack, the Link buddy cops rushed to the scene, where they would find Felicia and Flora...and an absolute mess, with egg yolk all over the place. Felicia and Flora were covered in the egg yolk, with Flora hyperventilating.

"It's okay sis, it's not your fault, don't be so afraid..." Felicia did her best to soothe her sister, who was afraid that she would be blamed for creating the mess, and eventually be fired from her job. Maid work was the only thing Flora was good at, and even Flora herself admitted this was true. "I'm sure there's someone else responsible for the mess created!"

"No Felicia, this is all my fault, I opened up the microwave, and then the explosion happened, and now the microwave...the microwave...is GONE!" Felicia sobbed, as she fell to her knees and sobbed away, her face in her hands. Felicia went over to comfort her twin sister, rubbing her back and such, as Toon Link and Young Link started to sympathize a little for Felicia.

Felicia: Flora always had major issues with self-confidence, for as long as I could remember...in fact, her job as a maid is the only thing that keeps her confidence levels high. Other than that, she has a particular disdain for her own life, which she claimed would be meaningless if she gave up her job...I shudder to think how she would fare in the real world, as an adult.

"What happened here ladies, why is there yolk all over the cafe?" Toon Link asked the maids, although Felicia was the only person available for answering, what with her sister still crying her eyes out.

"Flora just so happened to open the microwave, while it was still microwaving, since smoke was coming out of it," explained Felicia, as Flora was sobbing less and less, albeit her face still in her hands. "And would you know it, egg yolk erupted out of the microwave and covered the entire cafe, and the microwave is gone...so I assume the microwave kind of self-destructed, somehow. Yet I don't see any evidence, unless the egg yolk covered it..."

"Opening that microwave was a bad idea, and now I've put my job in jeopardy..." sniffled Flora, wiping away the tears from her face as Felicia continued to comfort and console her. "Master Hand will send the both of us back to Nohr because of my wrongdoings, and we'll receive ire from Garon and we'll be out of the job forever! Unemployed, all because of my own faults! I don't even deserve to live anymore!" Just like that, Flora was crying yet again, believing that he jeopardized her sister and herself all because of one little action.

"Don't say things like that - you shouldn't be so down on yourself! The two of us aren't going to get fired, I promise! I know you aren't at fault, you weren't the one who would put eggs in a microwave and put it on the highest setting and stuff! A culprit is afoot..." Felicia looked up at Toon Link and Young Link - two young buddy cops who looked like the perfect candidates for finding crooks. "Toon Link, Young Link...can you find the person responsible for creating this mess?"

"Can a platypus find the direction of his trail with just its shadow?" asked Young Link, as Felicia made a funny face. Even Toon Link made one. "...you know what, that was rhetorical question - a stupid, rhetorical question. Please don't answer it, Toon Link and I, we'll just be on our way..." Young Link would grab Toon Link's hand, and sheepishly walk out of the cafe, saving himself from a boatload of humiliation.


Upon exiting the cafe, Toon Link and Young Link would find their first clue of their investigation...a trail of footsteps, all of them in yolk. The two Links would follow this trail, wondering where the footsteps would take them.

"We should do a taste test, to see if the footstep substance is actually yolk, and not some alien substance..." said Toon Link, kneeling down at the floor and stroking his finger through the yolk, before tasting it as he inserted his finger into his mouth. "Tastes buttery...and bitter...either this is indeed egg yolk, or Cilan's horrible excuse of custard pie. Thankfully I haven't lived out my childhood long enough for it to be ruined because of my unwillingness to accept the fact that Cilan can't make excellent cuisines."

"If that yellow stuff is Cilan's awful custard pie, and if he was microwaving his custard pie in the microwave..." Young Link stroke his chin in thought, taking everything into consideration. "...then that must mean Cilan's the culprit! However, we don't really know officially...we should enlist in hiring a forensics expert, to run forensics for us so we could solve the case quicker."

"Ema Skye would've been a fine person for the job, but we all know what happened to her - doubt Master Hand would ever let Ema back at the mansion after she sold out to Organization XIII like that. So who else?"

Toon Link and Young Link would seemingly find their man, when Villager was happily walking down the hallway, holding a piece of paper in his hands. Villager had a lot of aliases under his name: mayor of Smashville, Animal Crossing boy, and the face of evil, possibly due to those eyes of his. However, those creep eyes weren't enough to unnerve Toon Link and Young Link, who were apparently interested in "hiring" him as a forensics expert.

"State your full name, and the rights that you own!" Toon Link barked at Villager, as he and Young Link donned their bows and pointed their arrows at the young lad, who held his hands up in fear. "Say it now, or go out in peace - your decision!"

"Uh...my name is Villager, and I have the right...to fish?" answered Villager, though Toon Link and Young Link weren't satisfied by the answers. "Villager" wasn't exactly a full name, and having the right the fish was nowhere to be found in the U.S. Constitution. But nonetheless, Villager answered, and that's what mattered the most.

"Good enough for us, I guess..." said Young Link, as the two Links placed their weapons away. "We have a major crack to case - a big explosion occurred in the cafe, with egg yolk all over the place, and we need a forensics expert to help us crack the case. You got any experience with forensics?"

"Does this count?" Villager held up the piece of paper he was holding, and it contained fingerpaint drawings...which looked strange and obscure since as you know, Villager didn't even have fingers in the first place. Just spoons for hands.

"Fingerpaint, huh..." Young Link analyzed the drawings, like they were paintings from Pablo Picasso. Like they were worthy of being submitted to the most famous art galleries in Europe. "That's good enough for us, don't you think so Toon Link?" The Hylian nodded his head in agreement with eagerness, agreeing wholeheartedly. "Well congratulations, Villager...you're on board! Welcome to the team!"

Villager: First time working as a forensics expert, oh yeah! Never held a job title before, aside from being Smashville mayor. I'm sure forensics has more to do with fingerprints and accruing DNA. Do I think conducting forensics for something minor like a microwave explosion is a bit too much? Sure, but Toon Link and Young Link are involved in cracking the case, and everything they do is in the name of fun. Their tenure as cops, it's just a way for them to have fun, they're not taking their jobs seriously...I hope.


With Villager now "hired" as their forensics expert, Toon Link and Young Link continued in their investigation, as they went to the pantry to see if any eggs were taken, or as they were assuming, stolen. They saw that there were no egg cartons in the pantry...so they rummaged through every other item possible, like peanut butter jars, Pringles canisters, boxes of crackers, and soda bottles, just to be on the safe side. Because everyone knows eggs can be found in such items, right?!

"Oh boy, can't wait to make some homemade pizza, it'll save Samus time, and money...and also save the pizzeria from receiving another death threat as well," said Cilan, excitedly rubbing his hands together as he approached the pantry...only to stop inside and see Toon Link and Young Link making a mess. The connoisseur looked dumbfounded; a part of him wanted to tell on the Link cops and have Master Hand take away their badges. "What are you boys doing, nobody is allowed in the pantry except for me, Dunban, and Palutena!"

Upon hearing Cilan's voice, Toon Link and Young Link turned around, pointing their arrows at the connoisseur. Cilan would have his hands up in the air, sweat rolling down his face, not risking to feel the furry of the buddy cops.

"Enough out of you Cilan, we know you're the one responsible for the microwave explosion!" frowned Young Link, sensing the fear in Cilan's eyes. "...or at least you know you're the one responsible, since you probably placed that dreadful custard pie of yours in the cafe's microwave. Or we know that you know that you're the culprit at hand. Or maybe perhaps you know that we know that you know that WE know that you're..."

"Shut up Young Link, you're not going anywhere if you keep going down that verbal rabbit hole...trust me, I've been there," Toon Link said to his partner-in-crime, before reverting his attention to Cilan. "Now tell us, you not-so-fancy leprechaun...what possibly convinced you to come to the pantry, what business do you have here?"

"Like I told you already, no one is allowed in this pantry except for me, Dunban, and Palutena," stated Cilan. "I just came here to get some materials for the pizza I'm making tonight, everyone will love it!" The Links clearly weren't convinced by Cilan's story, as Toon Link took out his boomerang and struck Cilan in the knee with it, sending the connoisseur down on one knee. Young Link would then go in for the kill, performing a sick nasty elbow drop on Cilan and sending him face-first unto the floor, before pinning him so he wouldn't get up.

"Very likely story Cilan, we all know what you're REALLY up to!" said Young Link, lifting up Cilan's face off of the floor. "You've developed a plan, a master plan - a plan to bake even more crappy pies, and force them upon the mansion residents, and then forcing them on everyone around the world, before you take over the world with your stupid pies! And don't even try the 'everyone will love my food' game with us, we all know how your custard pie turned out!"

"My custard pie turned out great, it was delicious, tasty, and absolutely scrumptious! Kids like you don't know how to recognize superb cooking talent when you see it, you're culinarily blind!" Of course Cilan would think his pie was fabulous - he baked it, and was prone to being in denial about the quality, or the lack thereof, of the things he baked. "Also, what's this about me being responsible for some microwave explosion?"

"Felicia and Flora were caught in the middle of a microwave explosion in the cafe, with egg yolk all over the place," explained Toon Link, with Young Link maintaining a good grip on Cilan. "That egg yolk could have come from your custard pie...do they put eggs in custard pies? They did lie about having corn in corn flakes, so I shouldn't have any obligation to answer that question. Anyways, we followed a trail that led from the cafe to the bathroom...and then we went to the pantry to investigate, because the business we would be doing in the bathroom would be the wrong kind of business. Also, Roy just came out from the bathroom, and we didn't know if he did a number two, and the coast was clear..."

And that's when it hit Toon Link - what if Roy was the one responsible for the microwave explosion? He had everything you would want in an innocent criminal and more - an innocent look, nice personality, and a never-say-die attitude. Most criminals didn't want to die, they wanted to commit crimes forever - and after thinking over that, and the two other superlatives, Toon Link was utterly convinced he knew who the true culprit was.

"Cilan, it looks like you're off the hook...I think I know the real culprit behind the heinous crime," said Toon Link, as he headed towards the pantry exit. "Let's go, Young Link - we must find the real crook, before it's too late!"

So Young Link would follow Toon Link out of the pantry, as Cilan slowly got back to his feet, albeit struggling...only for Young Link to return and give the connoisseur one more elbow drop, before leaving for good. Poor Cilan was now back on the floor, moaning in pain.


Roy: Started a fantasy football league with me and many of the other guys around the mansion. We all have very unique teams...Corrin, for example, wanted to be a homer and have his team exclusively consist of New England Patriots players, because he's a Pats homer due to "Emperor Palpatine" being the coach. Dude's gonna bomb so hard when the Patriots have their bye week...and I'm playing against Corrin that week, so that's an automatic win. Pit, wanting to prove to everyone that he "doesn't see color", has his fantasy squad consist of nothing but white players, even the running backs are white dudes...not sure how Pit's proving his point by doing that, but the more power to him!

Roy was just dying to check on the performance of his fantasy team - especially with a football game played the other night, with several players being on Roy's team - but unfortunately for the swordsman, he had no phone to check his team, and keeping with your fantasy team was a popular thing to do nowadays. Thankfully Jacky - who happened to be in the same fantasy football league as Roy - was there to save the day, as he allowed Roy to check his team on his cellphone.

"I'm telling you man, you should have dropped the Bears defense a long time ago, they're not what they used to be," Jacky said to Roy, who was nervously looking at the performance of his team. Roy's team, named "The Binding Blades", was currently down to Falco's team, named "Your Mom's Hot" (very interesting name choice from Falco). "And don't even bring up the eighties, you used that excuse the last time..."

"No worries, I'll beat Falco's sorry team this Sunday...if my best players weren't injured," frowned Roy. He should probably just throw in the towel, and just tank the entire season. Tanking in fantasy football was a seldom occurrence. "Gotta try out that waiver wire soon..."

"Yeah, looking at that team of yours, you should have checked out that waiver soon...now if you excuse me, I need my phone back. Promised Sarah I'd give her a call before the end of the day - can't make myself out to be a liar, you know!"

So Roy handed back Jacky's phone, and the two would go their own separate ways. Roy walked down the hallway, with Toon Link and Young Link spying on him through some large flower pots. They had their eyes closed in on Roy, watching him with snake eyes.

"What makes you think that Roy is the one behind the microwave explosion?" Young Link whispered to Toon Link, as Roy was now whistling innocently...unless his innocent whistling was just a facade for his heinous deeds!

"Roy is a ginger, gingers are believed to have no souls, and heartless sociopaths who murder and kill as they please are believed to have no souls too," explained Toon Link, as Roy came to a stop to speak with the male Inkling. "All of those things add up, and when they do, the obviousness becomes obvious, clear as day."

"Going by that rationale, that must mean...Roy is a heartless sociopath, one who plotted the microwave explosion and wanted the blame to be placed on Feliia and Flora, rather than himself! Ugh, how didn't I find out about this sooner?!"

"Because, Young Link, there are times when we choose to stay woke, and choose not to stay woke." As he was saying this, Toon Link was resting a hand on Young Link's shoulder, like he was a wise Asian old guy hand-feeding a pupil of his vital information. "Fortunately for us, the former of those two moments happened, and we are blessed to be witnesses of that moment. Now let's go nab Roy, before it's too late!"

Toon Link and Young Link were now ready to pounce on Roy, with the swordsman being held up by the male Inkling, spreading the good news about Callie of the Squid Sisters, and how she and Marie were finally reunited.

"Everything is alright and well in Inkopolis - the Squid Sisters are reunited, and my babe Callie is still looking fine as always," grinned the male Inkling, thinking about how attractive Callie was...when out of nowhere, Toon Link and Young Link ambushed Roy, sending him to the floor. Toon Link would hold Roy's arms behind his back, while Young Link put the swordsman in an ankle lock. The male Inkling looked on bewilderment, wondering if he should run away for his own safety.

"Don't try and deny it, we know you're the one responsible for that microwave explosion in the cafe, now fess up you bland ginger!" frowned Toon Link, daring to pop Roy's arms out of their sockets if he had to go that route. Being called bland was one thing, but being called a ginger befuddled Roy even more.

"Um, just because I have red hair and all, doesn't mean that I'm a ginger!" the swordsman fired back at Toon Link, who pulled Roy's arms behind his back even more and putting him in a world of pain. "I was just born with red hair, doesn't mean I'm an actual ginger!"

"Look Roy, you can be in denial all you want, but there's no denying the fact that you tampered with the microwave in the cafe, and wanted Felicia and Flora to take the blame for your transgressions. Admit your faults, or pay the consequences, bland ginger!"

Male Inkling: Roy kinda has a point, he really isn't technically a ginger...his hair may be red, but not the kind shade of red that would qualify him as a ginger. Now the female Inkling, she could definitely count as being a ginger!
Female Inkling: *angrily approaching the male Inkling* What are you trying to say, are you insinuating that because I'm a "ginger", that I have no soul, that I'm lifeless? DO YOU CALL THIS LIFELESS?!
Male Inkling: No, no, not by any means, I would never call you lifeless...babe. *grins innocently, as the female Inkling grows angrier*
Female Inkling: OH, SO YOU'RE TAKING A PAGE OUT OF CAPTAIN FALCON'S FLIRTING BOOK, HUH? YOU'RE GONNA GET IT NOW! *whips out Splattershot, and chases a screaming male Inkling down the hallway*

"For the last time, I am NOT a ginger, and I'm not bland!" frowned Roy, while Toon Link continued to believe that Roy was in bitter denial. "I also had nothing to do with the microwave explosion! Still can't believe you called me a ginger - wouldn't I need to have orange hair to qualify as one!"

"Yes, that may be true, but even people with orange hair are called red-haired people, and therefore they are gingers,' explained Young Link, as the male Inkling slowly backed away. "However, because they're gingers and they have orange hair, and not red hair, doesn't mean a thing. So the way I see it, you're just being insensitive towards the men and women who are gingers, and have orange hair...because you're a ginger like them, with red hair and all, and refuse to accept your gingerness, for reasons unknown."

"I...am...not...a...GINGER!" Roy shouted at the top of his lungs, leading Toon Link and Young Link to think he was a crazy person. Like any other crazy person, Roy needed a little something to bring him back to normal...

"He's letting his denial take over his temper - Young Link, tase him!" ordered Toon Link, as Young Link took Pichu from underneath his police uniform and shocked Roy with the tiny mouse Pokemon. Question is, how long was Pichu hiding under Young Link's uniform? How was the Pokemon able to breathe? Regardless, seeing Roy being electrocuted was enough for the male Inkling to run away, not wanting a similar punishment to happen to him.

"Think Roy finally learned his lesson...but I do think he's a suspect," said Young Link after he was doe electrocuting Roy, who was now incapacitated fro the shock. "There might be one one more suspects roaming about that we must find...might be another ginger responsible for the crime. And I know just the one!"

"Lead the way, Hutch - take us to this soulless sociopath ginger!" exclaimed Toon Link, as Young Link would lead his partner-in-crime to the "other" ginger present in the mansion. Who could this ginger possibly be? Roy remained on the floor, struggling to get up, when Master Hand appeared.

"Dang Roy, you look like you just got struck by lightning!" exclaimed the giant hand, not at all concerned about Roy's well-being. "The average person has a 1 in 700,000 chance of being struck by lightning!" Evidently, Master Hand was more interested in spewing unnecessary facts. "Way more common than winning the lottery, which is a one and 175 million chance of happening. Bet you feel like 250 lottery winners - if you do the math, that is!"

"Toon Link and Young Link ambushed me for no reason - they tackled me to the ground and electrocuted me!" Roy explained to Master Hand, once he was up to his feet, dusting the soot off his garments. "There was a microwave explosion in the cafe, and apparently the two blamed me for it."

"The microwave in the cafe exploded? How very peculiar...it does sound like someone was responsible. I don't know if I should put my trust in Toon Link and Young Link to solve the crime...and find the right suspect, so I'll be doing some snooping around and maybe find some clues. Wouldn't want to waste Layton and Luke's valuable time..."


Love was in the air, at least for newly-formed couple Itsuki Aoi and Tsubasa Oribe. The couple was formed last week, during Karaoke Night, and was sort of triggered when Tsubasa kissed Itsuki on the cheek at the cafe. This gave Itsuki the green light, and express his feelings for Tsubasa, making the idol singer gush during her talking head segment. Itsuki and Tsubasa were outside in the front yard, relaxing on the soft, green grass, and enjoying the sunlight while looking at the clouds.

"Why are we outside again, was this what you had planned?" Tsubasa would ask Itsuki, who had his arms folded behind his back. If this was the only thing Itsuki had planned with Tsubasa for the day, then he had a lot of work to do as a sufficient boyfriend.

"Cloud told me that he usually spent time with Aerith outside...so I'm just doing what he told me to do," replied Itsuki. He and Tsubasa could be resting in the lawn chairs, near the mansion porch, but poor Itsuki hasn't gotten that far yet to consider that option.

Tsubasa: Each day keeps getting better and better, with Itsuki as my boyfriend...it's like everything's pushing up daisies for me. I thought I was the only idol singer in love, but I still think Kiria harbors a crush on Snake. Asked her about it the other day, and she said that she "adored wily old men with gruff voices and scraggly grey hair and magnificent cheekbones"...didn't know Kiria had an old man fetish. I would assume such a fetish is very unhealthy compared to other fetishes out there.

Itsuki: Call me a rookie in love, if you will - every day for me is another learning step in becoming a good, if not great, boyfriend. Understanding Tsubasa's romantic cues, knowing what to say and when to say...it's all very complicated for me, at times. It's like learning an entirely new language, except this language could potentially make or break the rest of your life...

"Probably looks at clouds because his own name is Cloud, hehe," giggled Tsubasa, before looking down and seeing Villager imprinting the fingerprints of her index finger onto a small slip of paper. Her fingerprints were on the paper, in black. "Um, Villager...what on earth are you doing?"

"Doing some forensics work, looking for potential suspects," explained Villager, as he inspected Tsubasa's fingerprint. "Microwave in the cafe exploded, and there's egg yolk or some other strange yellow substance all over the place. Judging by this fingerprint, I need more evidence..."

Villager would do the unthinkable, as he licked Tsubasa's fingers and tasted them. Every. Single. One of them. Tsubasa looked on in horror as Villager did his little taste test, and Itsuki looked on in horror too.

"Villager, why on earth would you think Tsubasa's the one to blame for the microwave explosion, she's always nice and cheery and happy!" Itsuki said to Villager after his taste test was over. Tsubasa was consoling her now contaminated fingers. "Who would ever suspect her to be involved in something like that?!"

"You expect me to believe that Itsuki...but trust me, I know better," said Villager, creeping out Itsuki and Tsubasa just a little. "Toon Link and Young Link informed me that the most evil, dangerous, and wicked people are those who flaunt a happy facade, like Tsubasa herself." Itsuki and Tsubasa, after hearing this, just exchanged looks of concern with one another. "To us, they're our enemies, and ordinary people, like myself, are enemies to them. I do not wish to be your enemy, Tsubasa, but when push has to come to shove, then I will be your public enemy, and we will do battle."

"Villager, please go away and leave Tsubasa and I be." Villager would do just that, as he took his forensics work back to the mansion. The evidence on Tsubasa wasn't substantial enough...Villager had to dig a bit deeper.


Toon Link and Young Link were on the prowl, searching for the other "ginger" in the mansion with Young Link leading the way. The buddy cops would find this supposed ginger, when they arrived at the gaming room.

No, they weren't here for the female Inkling, who according to the male Inkling, was technically a ginger. If she were to cause the microwave explosion, it would have to be a joint effort with her male counterpart - no way would she do a terrible deed just by herself. Granted, the female Inkling was playing in the gaming room by herself, since she didn't want to play with the male Inkling after the comments he made, but as stated earlier, she wasn't the person Toon Link and Young Link were looking for.

Rather, Toon Link and Young Link were present for the "ginger" playing stick hockey with King Dedede...Crash Bandicoot. Yes, Crash was apparently a ginger, because he had orange-hair, and according to Young Link, if Roy were to refute that Crash wasn't a ginger because he had orange hair instead of red hair...Roy would be making himself out to be an insensitive fool.

"My goodness Crash, you're far better at stick hockey than I ever would have imagined!" exclaimed Aku, who was spectating the stick hockey match between Crash and Dedede, wishing he had arms so he could play. "Never should have doubted you from the start!"

"Hate to break it to ya Aku, but Crashy boy is going down, just you wait and see!" vowed King Dedede, furiously pulling away on the rods. But Crash would have the upper hand on the fat penguin, and would successfully score as he fired the puck into Dedede's goal. The king of Dream Land growled, expressing his anger as he grabbed a nearby stool and threw it across the gaming room (nearly nailing MegaMan .EXE in the head), before grabbing the stick hockey table and trying to throw that as well, only to realize that it was mounted to the floor. "Gaaah! You may have won this round, Crash Bandicoot, but I guarantee you, that the next time around, you won't be so..."

"How about you just enjoy your loss and deal with it before you challenge Crash to another stupid round of stick hockey? Let the bandicoot enjoy his moment!" A bad sport like King Dedede didn't want Crash to enjoy his moment...for the fat penguin wanted to enjoy that particular moment himself.

King Dedede: Yeah, I'm still very bitter about losing to Crash, the fact that I lost to a guy who can't even speak a single English word makes the pain of losing even worse...wanting to prove that I'm a good sport at heart, I gave Crash a trophy to celebrate his victory. Might not be much, but hey, it's always the thought that counts!

Crash: *holds up a Care Bear with a trophy on its belly, given to him from King Dedede*

"STAY WHERE YOU ARE, GINGER VERMIN!" shouted Toon Link, as he and Young Link took down King Dedede, sending the penguin to the floor, before firing arrows at an innocent Aku. The witchdoctor mask would float out of the gaming room, letting Crash deal with the buddy cops himself. "We know you were the one responsible for the microwave explosion in the cafe, Crash Bandicoot, now tell us why you did it!"

Crash would try and explain to Toon Link and Young Link that he was innocent, and that he had no prior knowledge of this microwave explosion happening...but he was telling his story to the buddy cops in nothing but absolute gibberish. To any person, it would be hard to decipher exactly what Crash was saying. But Toon Link and Young Link, on the other hand, understood every single word of gibberish that came out of Crash's mouth...and they were both offended.

"Oh man, Crash Bandicoot just cursed the two of us out, how could he?!" Young Link gasped in shock, appalled that Crash would stoop so low to use profanity against two buddy cops on the job. "Please tell me my ears were deceiving me, Starsky..."

"Nope, I heard every single curse word, Crash was straight up talking dirty to our faces!" Toon Link shook his head, also appalled. Everyone in the gaming room was just watching the buddy cops, except for King Dedede, who was still down. "Even insulted us and said we sucked at our jobs! Guess it's official now...Crash definitely was the one who caused that microwave explosion!"

"You're right Starsky, the case is most certainly closed, now and forever...Crash Bandicoot, you are under arrest, for tampering with microwaves and setting off mass explosions within the Smash Mansion! Now put your hands behind your back so we can handcuff you! And don't scratch your butt either, don't wanna be handcuffing unsanitary hands..."

"What's this I hear about Crash tampering with microwaves?" Aku returned to the gaming room, somehow able to hear Toon Link and Young Link from a far distance. Or maybe he was just lurking around the gaming room entrance until the coast was clear. "When you said that Crash was tampering with microwaves, are you insisting that he was using them?" Toon Link and Young Link looked at one another, and then nodded their heads. "Do you also think that Crash was responsible for any microwave explosions that took place?" Toon Link and Young Link looked at one another once more, and again nodded their heads. "Well let me boys tell you...Crash was in no way responsible for any microwave explosions that may have transpired, for he doesn't even know how to use a microwave to begin with! To this day, he still has an extremely hard time operating a remote control. So what possibly makes you think he could responsible for causing this 'microwave explosion', hmm?" Toon Link raised his hand. "If you're gonna use the 'Crash once used a jetpack against Cortex' excuse, then don't even go there..."

"Darn, guess this means Crash wasn't responsible..." sighed Toon Link, the case still yet to be solved. He and Young Link were so close, too. "So this must mean the other ginger, Roy, is the true culprit..."

"Assuming random people are culprits, are we? In what world would you think Roy would make a microwave explode? What, do you think he would randomly strike a microwave with his flaming sword, and blow it up to smithereens?" Young Link raised his hand. "Let me guess, you're gonna use the 'Roy's neutral special' excuse...put your hand back down where it belongs, boy." Young Link would do just that.

"Let's go look elsewhere, Starsky..." Young Link said to Toon Link, as the buddy cops exited the gaming room, leading Aku to shake his head at them. Good riddance.


Master Hand: What a fascinating, exciting time at the mansion...minus the whole Lucas situation, of course. Mario and his pals will find Lucas soon, unless they want to enjoy consequences. It's so great getting to solve mysteries, finding out who's the culprit, and finding clues and evidence and everything that comes with solving mysteries. It's why Layton and Luke have it so good, investigating day in and day out and digging for clues and maybe meeting hot ladies while on the job...Herschel Layton and Luke Triton, they're the real winners at life.

If Master Hand wanted to find out who caused the microwave explosion in the cafe, he would have to look for the most unlikeliest suspects possible. The kind of people you would never expect to commit crimes. The kind of people who were less obvious than the average crook. Master Hand knew the people who fit this criteria to a tee...

"Confess your faults, and admit your wrongs - you're the ones responsible for making the microwave explode in the cafe!" Master Hand snapped, booming at the top of his lungs, raising his voice and letting his rage and fury known...to the Waddle Dee family living outside, next to the mansion. Master Hand apparently accused them of the microwave explosion, thinking that the Waddle Dees were trying to get a message across...a message that they wanted to live in the mansion. "I know why you did it too, don't even try to sugarcoat the truth! You want to live in the mansion? Well too bad, you'll just have to enjoy leaks through the cracks of your home when it rains, and the winds beating against the house's foundation, and a sleepwalking Luigi constantly knocking on your door every other night! Living ain't that easy, huh? MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" The Waddle Dees, who were likely scared to the bone, just stood around and did nothing. "...that is all, enjoy you the rest of your day!"

Master Hand didn't give a crap about the person behind the microwave explosion. In fact, he didn't give a crap about the case at all! He just felt like accusing random people, since he had a strange passion for yelling at people. The giant hand would find another person to put on blast, when he saw Lara Croft exit Mario's home. The tomb raider was still staying with Mario and Peach, and was only outside just to get a little sunlight. Master Hand saw Lara as a ripe opportunity to jaw out somebody who had literally no clue what was going on in the mansion.

"Lara Croft, how do you do, haven't seen you in forever!" Master Hand greeted the tomb raider, nearly scaring her. "You've changed a lot since I last saw you, haven't you? Is it just me, or do you look..sexier than usual?"

"Master Hand, it's been two weeks since you last saw me," Lara said frankly, finding this a somewhat inappropriate and inconvenient time to speak with Master Hand. "Did Mario not tell you that I'll be staying with him and Peach until I return to London? Thought he would've given you the memo by now..."

"Listening to the tone of our voice, you sound salty that I never came to visit you. Let me tell you, being the creator of the Smash universe isn't as easy as it looks...anyways, there's word about a microwave explosion that occurred in the mansion, and I do believe that YOU did it! Must've sneaked your way inside the mansion undetected, and made the microwave explode. I know you have legendary stealth skills, so don't even try to..."

"...now why would I ever sneak inside the Smash Mansion, when there's tons of people there that I've never met before? Cloud Strife and the others made such a big deal when they saw me at Luigi's fiesta. I could only imagine how everyone else would react to me..."

"Meh, you're just as worse as the Waddle Dee family...such a boring reaction. I was expecting you to be afraid, to be scared, to be crying your eyes out and be like, 'NO MASTER HAND, IT WASN'T ME, I DIDN'T DO IT'!...But nope, you had to take the boring route, and now I must bid you adieu. So boring..."

And with that, Master Hand vanished, leading Lara to enjoy the time outside by herself. What a weird conversation she had...

Lara: Mario and Peach have told me all sorts of crazy tales when they were at the mansion, and after hearing their stories...I'm thankful for my current living conditions. The mansion folk would drive me crazy...but I've seen crazier things before, some of which I'm too reluctant to mention.


Nobody in the mansion was more hurt about the Lucas situation than Ness, who was sitting on his bed, head lowered, playing around with the baseball in his hand while Lucas' pet dog Boney was asleep. The PSI whiz lost his best friend, whose current whereabouts were unknown, and was starting to doubt that Lucas would ever return to the mansion again, let alone in one piece. What was the point of Ness enjoying his favorite activities, like playing baseball, or playing catch, without Lucas there to play with him? Ness could play with the Flying Man, but at this point, the mythical beast was nigh unbearable for him.

"Things just aren't the same without you, buddy..." sighed Ness, as he lifted his head up and looked across the room, at a picture of him and Lucas hanging on the wall...before looking back down and seeing Villager doing the fingerprint test on him. "Can't you see that I'm brooding over Lucas being missing, can you do your stupid fingerprint test sometime else? Or never, perhaps?"

"I'm terribly sorry Ness, but I must find out who's responsible for the microwave explosion in the cafe, and I must find out...through the power of FORENSICS!" exclaimed Villager, putting some pizzazz on the word 'forensics', as he concluded his fingerprint test. "But I know you were the one who did it Ness...you see, you've been so bogged down about Lucas, that you wished to express your anger, in violent ways, and making the cafe's microwave explode was one of the ventures you had to take to let out your anger!"

"Okay, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard - that's a theory Corrin could come up with, without even thinking or rationalizing. Now can you please go away, I'm trying to brood in peace!" Unfortunately for Ness, Villager refused to budge.

"No Ness, just hear me I out, I know the underlying problems existing inside of you! The pain...the pain you feel from Lucas, it's reeling inside of you, and it's turning into anger, and frustration, and even worse...destruction. You feel the need to destroy as you please, destroy every little thing, and destroy everyone in your way. But you can change from your perverse ways, Ness, it's not that hard to do! You must lay aside the negativity building up inside of you, compress it, keep it inside, and then you shall find your inner peace."

Ness had just about enough of Villager's ramblings, and he would grab his baseball bat off of the dresser, threatening to beat Villager to a pulp if he didn't leave. Villager, feeling threatened, sheepishly exited the room, for his own good and safety.


Toon Link and Young Link arrived at Shulk and Dunban's room, where they saw the two Homs chilling out with Fiora. The buddy cops where convinced one of the three Homs were the true culprits behind the microwave explosion case, and they had a hitch for who it was.

"Quick question...are Shulk, Dunban, and Fiora British, or are they New Zealanders?" Young Link asked Toon Link, also wondering if it was possible for Homs to have a nationality. A black Homs would blow the young Hylian away.

"They have a British accent...yet their teeth looks absolutely perfect," replied Toon Link, as he thought over Young Link's question. "They're definitely New Zealanders, for sure." Young Link nodded his head, now at peace knowing this.

Toon Link: While Hutch was interrogating Chrom, or as we like to call him, "Google Chrom", I took a sample of the egg yolk from the trail, and took it down to the boys at the lab...but later I found out that there were no boys, and there was no lab. I did find some fine ladies, though none of them were my type. I blame my youth...

"Dunban and I will be back - Chrom just sent me a text that Young Link stuck his head in-between some elevator doors," Shulk informed Fiora, as Toon Link and Young Link hid close to the wall so they wouldn't be detected. "Didn't specify which elevator, so it'll be a while..." Shulk and Dunban would leave the room, and once the coast was clear, Toon Link and Young Link entered the room, where they found Fiora sitting on Shulk's bed. The Homs was looking at herself in a personal mirror of hers, when Toon Link and Young Link caught her attention, both buddy cops having their arrows pointed at her.

"Ah, I see you boys are back to your buddy cop shenanigans," smiled Fiora, as she placed her mirror back where it belonged. "So you are you arresting today, it can't possibly be me, is it?"

"You...it just HAS to be you..." seethed Young Link, frowning at a confused Fiora. "It was YOU all along! It was you who was behind the microwave explosion, and we know WHY you did it!" Now Fiora was confused even more, and she didn't have Shulk or Dunban to bail her out.

"What are you even talking about? I've been in this room all day, hardly got to talk to anyone as much outside of Shulk and Dunban. So if you boys would like to explain what's going on, then I would really appreciate it..."

"No point in explaining to a criminal who already possesses prior knowledge," said Toon Link, as Fiora eyed around the room. "We know why you did it, you were trying to frame Felicia and Flora all along! And we know why...Felicia, Flora, Fiora. Do you know what those three names have in common?"

"...the names all start with the letter 'f', and end with the letter 'a'?" That was the only correlation between the three names; at least that's what Fiora could think of.

"Exactly! Given your name, you want to be a maid, just like Flora and Felicia! But you feel out of the loop, you feel left out, and you wanted to send a message, to make your feelings known to Felicia and Flora...which is why you set up that microwave explosion, just to have the maids framed!"

"One, that's stupid, and two, I have no interest in being a maid. Your little claim is dumb as I know what." Fiora would get up off the bed, and snatch the bows out of Toon Link and Young Link's hands. "I think you boys need to learn a lesson, and maybe perhaps a reality check!"

"Hey, give our bow and arrows back, you criminal! You can't to this to us, now give our stuff back or else!"

"Oh yeah, well what are you boys gonna do about it? You're without your arrows...don't know why you even have them, since you're police officers, so what now?"

Toon Link and Young Link may not have their arrows in their possession...but they did have their boomerangs, and they put them to good use. Toon Link would strike Fiora in the shin, while Young Link on the other hand struck the Homs where the sun didn't shine. This was more than enough to make Fiora drop the bows to the floor, as she fell to her knees, clutching the place where Young Link nailed her at.

"Just had to use your stupid boomerangs, didn't you?" Fiora squeaked, as Toon Link and Young Link nodded their heads. Had to go with what they thought was the most effective move.


Master Hand continued his guilt trip around the mansion, now accusing Zero and X of the microwave explosion. Like the others, the robot buddies knew little about the microwave explosion that took place, and were confused as to why Master Hand was putting them on blast.

"For the last time, I don't have anything against microwaves, I'd be an idiot to hold a grudge against non-living objects," Zero tried to explain to Master Hand, who wasn't convinced by Zero's alibi. "Neither does X, and not to mention X is a peaceable guy who wouldn't make things explode."

"Exactly, you're just blowing this whole situation out of proportion, just like you do the many other times," added X, wanting to get away from Master Hand if he and Zero weren't being cornered by the giant hand. "Why not have Toon Link and Young Link find the culprit?"

"They are finding the culprit behind the crime...I'm just, cleaning up behind them," stated Master Hand, as Proto Man, the silent edgelord, walked by. "Proto Man! Tell me you didn't make the microwave in the cafe explode!"

"Why would I ever do that?" questioned Proto Man, as he looked at X and Zero. Both robots shrugged; they were just as bewildered as Proto Man was. "What would even be the point of blowing up a microwave, what would be the goal?"

"The goal would be to rage a war against microwaves anywhere! You, Zero, and X are part of the effort to start this war, and I'm fairly confident that many other robots have joined you in the cause! Don't even try to hide it!"

X: Don't let Master Hand's paranoia fool you...there is no war between robots and microwaves. Would be a very one-sided affair, unless Dr. Wily goes bonkers and gives the microwaves sentimentality and powers. But he's preoccupied with that alternate dimension thing he's building for Sora and Aerith, so I shouldn't have to worry about such a dumb conflict...

"I seriously think you're crazy, Master Hand, but I've known that the moment we've first met," remarked Proto Man, before a wicked laser beam was fired at him. The silent edgelord ducked out of the way, as he looked behind him and saw Cortex, testing out his new ray gun.

"You're really gonna kill someone if you keep testing your new gun of yours like that," Uka said to Cortex, the two at the end of the hallway. Cortex was still trying out the gun Uka gave to him in the previous episode. "Keep it up and we might get kicked out!"

"Haven't heard anyone complain, so I fail to see what the problem is," was all Cortex had to say. An evil villain like him didn't care about the safety of others. "And I can't believe you of all individuals would lecture me about not killing anyone! My, how much you've changed..."

"Hmm, I wonder..." Master Hand thought out loud, desiring a chin to stroke, as Cortex and Uka continued on their way.


Villager was now running a forensics test on Zelda, inspecting the princess' gloves for any yellow substance. When he saw that the gloves were clean and spotless, he gave them back to Zelda, who put them back on.

"This has been a waste of my time, but I do hope your little investigation comes to a conclusion soon, Villager," Zelda said to the young lad once her white gloves were back on. "Now if you excuse me, I must go check on Link...probably has a migraine."

Zelda would head to Link's room, as Villager walked away to conduct more forensics tests. As Villager walked down the hallway, he was suddenly greeted by a face he hadn't seen in a good while, carrying a suitcase and a Pikachu doll.

"Konichiwa, Villager-san!" said this person, shoving this Pikachu doll in Villager's face. It was Takamaru, and he went on a prolonged vacation to Japan. Needless to say, hardly anyone missed him... "Look at this Pikachu doll I purchased! It was a bargain!"

"Hey Takamaru, welcome back to the mansion," said Villager, pushing the Pikachu doll away from his face. "I would stay around and chit-chat, but I have some important business to do...Toon Link and Young Link tasked me in helping them solve this crime in the mansion, and I'm running some forensics tests on everybody to find the suspect."

"I've been away for a long time, so I know I'm not the suspect. Unless the suspect could possibly be...DR. NEO CORTEX?!" Takamaru shouted the name of the mad scientist, who just walked by. Takamaru was pointing at him, his mouth agape.

"I'm sorry, have we met before, or did someone already tell you about the great things I have done?" Cortex asked Takamaru, leading Uka to roll his eyes. "Glad you know my name, Dr. Neo Periwinkle Cortex...just cut out the Periwinkle. What's your name?"

"Get out of our mansion, you crook!" Takamaru took out his samurai sword, making Cortex shriek in fright. Cortex also pulled the trigger on his ray gun by accident, and the gun fired a laser that bounced all over the place, before knocking down a vase.

"Sorry, I flinched," was Cortex's excuse, as Villager took a close look at the mad scientist's gloves and saw a substance on them...

...a very yellow substance, to be exact.


Young Link: The investigation is now over. We have found our suspect in Fiora, and now she must accept the consequences of her crime. Master Hand will know what to do with her...

Fiora, sitting on a chair with her hands tied behind her back, was in Toon Link and Young Link's "office", in front of a board with several pictures of suspects, and their monikers. Diddy Kong as "Fake Sean Combs", Cilan as the "tall leprechaun", Roy as the "bland ginger", Hisui as "Loverboy", Chrom, as "Google Chrom", and plenty of other suspects Toon Link and Young Link interrogated throughout the day. The buddy cops seemingly found the person responsible for the microwave explosion, as they were standing in front of Fiora, with Toon Link on top of Young Link so he could see Fiora, face-to-face.

"Fiora, do you accept the punishment for your heinous crime?" Toon Link asked Fiora, speaking like how a persecutor would during a court session.

"No, I didn't do anything wrong, and you should release me," answered Fiora, leading Toon Link to slap her silly. Fiora gasped. "How dare you slap me like that? Have you no shame?!"

"Let's try this again...Fiora, do you accept the punishment for your heinous crime?" Fiora still refused to answer yes; she could remain in the Links' "office" all day, if she had to.

"No, because I had nothing to do with this microwave explosion. And don't you dare slap me!" Young Link just kicked Fiora's shin instead.

"Hylia give me all the strength..." Toon Link said this almost prayerfully, before belting out the following: "FIORA, DO YOU ACCEPT THE PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR HEINOUS CRIME?"

"Toon Link, Young Link, I've found the criminal!" Villager barged inside the "office", entering with Cortex and Uka. "It was Dr. Cortex who was responsible for the explosion in the cafe!"

"It was Cortex all along?" asked an astonished Young Link, as Toon Link leaped down to the floor. "Great job, Villager, you're definitely getting a raise! So how did you find out it was Cortex?"

"Allow me to explain my story..." said Cortex, clearing his throat so he could give his testimony. "I had prepared an egg omelet earlier in the afternoon, and I had to microwave it in the cafe, since I was too afraid to use the oven. Don't judge me. Anyways, I got egg yolk all over my lab coat, gloves, and boots, and so I went to the nearest bathroom to clean myself off. When I returned to the cafe, I saw through the entrance Felicia and Flora, cleaning as always, and Flora was about to open the microwave. Wanting to test out my ray gun (and not wanting Flora to eat the omelet herself), I tried to use a laser beam that opened stuff, which Uka told me about...but unfortunately, I had it on the wrong setting, and when I pulled the trigger, it fired the wrong beam - a beam that struck the microwave and caused it to explode and leave yolk behind - just when Flora was about to open the microwave. Now I fear that I sent her in a state of despair..."

"Your entire life is a state of despair, to be honest..." remarked Uka, firing this jab at Cortex just because he felt like it. Picking on Cortex was his favorite hobby.

Cortex: Shouldn't have let Villager turn me it...I should have blamed the microwave explosion on Jigglypuff. Nobody would dare to excuse her for anything, even if she assassinated the President. Why haven't I thought of that, some villain I am...Oh no, what if I'm undergoing villain decay, and becoming less and less of a villain?! Living with Crash in the same establishment must be bad for my health...
Uka: Bad for your health? More like bad for your sanity...

"Well it looks like this case has officially been resolved - Cortex was the suspect behind the microwave explosion," said Toon Link, bringing the investigation to a close. "Hutch, untie Fiora so she can leave in peace."

"WHAT, THE INVESTIGATION IS OVER?" boomed Master Hand, who later appeared in the Links' "office". "Aw man, I was so close to making Isabelle cry, wanted to see the tears roll down her face...uh, I mean, who's the culprit?"

"It was me, Master Hand, it was me all along," Cortex raised his hand so he could be recognized. "I accidentally fired a beam at the microwave in the cafe, and cause it to explode and leave behind a big mess. I'm so sorry...wait, why am I being sorry, I'm a villain! ARRRGH!"

"Figured you would be trigger happy with that new gun of yours...you did say you tried to stop Raiden with that gun, so I can't outright punish you...though you did let Raiden get away. I'll just leave you with a warning, but if you screw up the next time, I might have to confiscate that ray gun for the time being."

"How surprising...you letting me off the hook like that. Thought you would have punished me instead. Although it could have 'gun' either way! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Unfortunately for Cortex, not a single person laughed at his corny pun. In fact, they were all feeling bad for him, and also questioning his thought process as the pun was being made.

"Oh, come on, you were all supposed to laugh! Like they do at the end of Scooby-Doo episodes, after the bad guy is caught! Do any of you not possess a good sense of humor? People like you make me sick..."

Extremely rare for the "bad guy" in this episode to say the joke instead of the good guys, don't you think?

Toon Link: Today has been a great day...we found the suspect in Cortex, and Flora will no longer guilt trip herself to no end. Now she can resume her maid duties in peace...
Young Link: Starsky, can I do it, can I sing the song?
Toon Link: Go ahead, Hutch...sing to your heart's desire!
Young Link: *sings Law and Order theme song*