A.N. — It's not cool to speak ill of the dead, but... when a character's only appearance is just as a cooling corpse, there's a lot of room for extrapolation. In this case, since today was Uwabami's birthday, I decided to make this male pro a predatory prick. It's not just turncoats like Sidero; pros can abuse the trust put in them in other ways, too.

343. Funkman

Pro hero Funkman liked to call himself the straight shooter. He had an up-front way of speaking, and whether firing bullets or... other shots, he always hit his mark.

Sometimes, though, the targets were evasive.

In the hands of a righteous lawman, the gun Funkman carried was a peacekeeper. Instead, the cowboy-garbed "hero" was more like a bandit, a no-good rustler who struck in the night. But instead of cattle, Funkman went after vulnerable women. Rather than rescuing the damsels in distress, he imperiled them with his advances. And his sidearm was a lethally effective coercion implement.