Ichinose in Wonderland
Chapter 34
Medaka challenges Ichinose to a game of croquet but Ichinose asked what kind of croquet game they are going to play but Medaka tells her to just watch and that was what she did but she was about to find out what happens if you miss a hole
Medaka was preparing to hit the mole ball again but missed it again the mole ball rolled into a ball but only seven of the card guards got into position everyone was in suspense seeing if he could make it in but didn't
Off with his head! Medaka said
No. Not my head. the red card guard said
The two card guards carried the former red card guard and dragged him away
Off with his head, off with his head! By order of the king. You heard what she said! Wario said
Whoa. Ichinose said
You're next! Medaka said
I'm what? Ichinose said
You're next! Medaka said
What? Ichinose said
Hurry up! Medaka said
Oh, but... Ichinose said
Hahaha...my dear. Medaka said
Ichinose smiled for a bit and then curtseyed
Ahhh...yes, your majesty. Ichinose said
Medaka laid the green flamingo on the ground and used it as a chair
Begin. Medaka said
Right away. Ichinose said
Ichinose was preparing to hit the mole ball with the pink flamingo but it had other ideas
Duh ha ha ha. the pink flamingo said
Hmhmhmhmhm... Medaka said
Ichinose was preparing to hit the mole ball with the pink flamingo again but it wouldn't let her
(Laughs) the card guards laughed
Ichinose was trying to control the pink flamingo but it laid on the ground and then it started to tickle Ichinose
Oh...(laughs)! Stop! Ichinose said
Of all the impossible... Medaka said
Stop! Ichinose said
Stop? the pink flamingo said
Yes. Do you want us both to lose our heads? Ichinose said
Uh! Hum! the pink flamingo said
Well, i don't! Ichinose said
Ichinose was trying to control the pink flamingo again but it wouldn't stay still and it was out of control
(laughs) the card guards laughed
The card guards stopped laughing and then cheered instead
(Cheers) the card guards cheered
Medaka and the card guards looked and saw that the pink flamingo was using Ichinose as a croquet ball club
Really? Ichinose said
Uh-huh. the pink flamingo said
Well two can play at that game. Ichinose said
What? the pink flamingo said
Ichinose had an idea and gestured her finger at the pink flamingo
Come on over here. Ichinose said
Why? the pink flamingo said
Just come on over here. Ichinose said
Alright. the pink flamingo said
The pink flamingo approached Ichinose but Ichinose grabbed it
Gotcha. Ichinose said
What the? the pink flamingo said
Ichinose grabbed the pink flamingo and put the mole ball on the ground before hitting it
Alright. Ichinose said
Oh my. Medaka said
The mole ball started rolling but unlike Medaka the mole ball didn't go through the card guards and it hit a tree
What the? Ichinose said
Nice try my dear. Medaka said
But the cards were... Ichinose said
The cards were what? Medaka said
Nothing. Ichinose said
That's what i thought. Medaka said
So what now? Ichinose said
Now it's my turn again. Medaka said
Your turn? Ichinose said
Yes. Medaka said
Go ahead. Ichinose said
Thank you. Medaka said
While Medaka was preparing to get another shot a familiar voice was heard
La la la da da dum...la la la hmm... a voice said
Huh? Ichinose said
Suddenly the Cheshire Cat appeared again and was on Medaka's back who was getting ready to swing
Cheshire Cat? Ichinose said
Hello again. the Cheshire Cat said
What are you doing here? Ichinose said
Just checking on you. the Cheshire Cat said
Really? Ichinose said
Of course. the Cheshire Cat said
Oh. Ichinose said
So...how are you getting on? the Cheshire Cat said
Not at all. Ichinose said
Beg your pardon? the Cheshire Cat said
I said not at all! Ichinose said
Medaka turned around and looked at Ichinose with an annoyed look on her face
Who are you talking to? Medaka said
I was talking? Ichinose said
Yes. You were. Medaka said
Uh... Ichinose said
Who are you talking to? Medaka said
Oh, uh...a cat, your majesty! Ichinose said
A cat? Medaka said
Yeah. Ichinose said
Medaka looked around her body but she didn't see the Cheshire Cat
Where? Medaka said
Right there! Ichinose said
Where? Medaka said
I told you it's right there! Ichinose said
Medaka looked around her body again but still couldn't see the Cheshire Cat
Where? Medaka said
It's right there. Ichinose said
Are you trying to annoy me? Medaka said
No. Ichinose said
Well, you are. Medaka said
But i... Ichinose said
Do not annoy me again. Medaka said
Okay. Ichinose said
Good. Medaka said
Medaka continued preparing to hit the ball when the Cheshire Cat was on her back again
Oh, there he is again! Ichinose said
Where? Medaka said
Right there! Ichinose said
Where? Medaka said
It's right there. Ichinose said
Medaka looked around her body again but still couldn't see the Cheshire Cat
Where? Medaka said
It was right there. Ichinose said
You're annoying me again. Medaka said
No, i'm not. Ichinose said
Yes. You are. Medaka said
But i... Ichinose said
I'm warning you, girl, if i lose my temper, you lose your head, understand? Medaka said
Okay. Ichinose said
Good. Now behave. Medaka said
Medaka was hoping to prepare to hit the ball but once again the Cheshire Cat was on her back
Not again. Ichinose said
Yes. Again. the Cheshire Cat said
Can you please go away? Ichinose said
You know, we could make her really angry. the Cheshire Cat said
What do you mean? Ichinose said
I'll show you. the Cheshire Cat said
The Cheshire Cat laid back on Medaka's back and had a smug look on his face
What are you planning to do? Ichinose said
You'll see. the Cheshire Cat said
I don't want to see actually. Ichinose said
Shall we try? the Cheshire Cat said
Don't do it. Ichinose said
Too late. the Cheshire Cat said
The Cheshire Cat then grabbed the green flamingo and lowered it under Medaka's dress
Besides it's loads of fun. the Cheshire Cat said
No, no, no! Ichinose said
Goodbye. the Cheshire Cat said
Stop! Ichinose said
The Cheshire Cat disappeared after putting the green flamingo under Medaka's dress and made her fall upside down
Oh no! Ichinose said
Oh my fur and whiskers! Gene said
Oh no! Save the queen! Wario said
Wario and the card guards ran up and surrounded Medaka who fell to the floor and needless to say Medaka was angry
Someone's head will roll for this! Yours! Medaka said
Wario and the card guards tried their best but they were no match for Medaka she burst through them had an angry look on her face and stared at Ichinose
You! Medaka said
Medaka pointed at Ichinose who was walking backwards and fell on the card guards
Off with her... Medaka said
Wait, my dear. Wario said
Wario? Medaka said
Calm down. Wario said
Calm down? Medaka said
Yes. Wario said
How do you expect me to calm down? This girl made me fall. Ichinose said
I know but... Wario said
But what? Medaka said
But consider, my dear. Couldn't she have a trial? Wario said
A trial? Medaka said
Yes. Wario said
You want me...to hold a trial? Medaka said
Yes. Wario said
What kind of trial? Medaka said
Wario motioned his hands to show Medaka what he was talking about
Well, just a...uh...little trial? Hmm? Wario said
Hmm. Medaka said
Medaka thought for a moment before she decided
Very well then. Medaka said
Perfect. Wario said
Let the trial begin! Medaka said
Yeah. the card guards said
Ichinose Gene Medaka and all of the others went inside the castle and were in a courtroom Gene was blowing his trumpet and made it to the big podium next to Medaka
Your Majesty... Gene said
Medaka had an angry look on her face as it should be
Members of the jury... Gene said
The jury bowed before Medaka as they were ready
Loyal subjects... Gene said
Gene was about to review today's trial when Wario tapped on his shoulder
A-hem... Wario said
And the king. Gene said
Thank you. Wario said
The prisoner at the bar is charged with enticing Her Majesty, the Queen of Hearts, into a game of croquet. Gene said
Ichinose is now on trial for something she didn't do at all whatsoever how will she get out of this mess stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED
