Ichinose in Wonderland

Chapter 34

Medaka challenges Ichinose to a game of croquet but Ichinose asked what kind of croquet game they are going to play but Medaka tells her to just watch and that was what she did but she was about to find out what happens if you miss a hole

Medaka was preparing to hit the mole ball again but missed it again the mole ball rolled into a ball but only seven of the card guards got into position everyone was in suspense seeing if he could make it in but didn't

Off with his head! Medaka said

No. Not my head. the red card guard said

The two card guards carried the former red card guard and dragged him away

Off with his head, off with his head! By order of the king. You heard what she said! Wario said

Whoa. Ichinose said

You're next! Medaka said

I'm what? Ichinose said

You're next! Medaka said

What? Ichinose said

Hurry up! Medaka said

Oh, but... Ichinose said

Hahaha...my dear. Medaka said

Ichinose smiled for a bit and then curtseyed

Ahhh...yes, your majesty. Ichinose said

Medaka laid the green flamingo on the ground and used it as a chair

Begin. Medaka said

Right away. Ichinose said

Ichinose was preparing to hit the mole ball with the pink flamingo but it had other ideas

Duh ha ha ha. the pink flamingo said

Hmhmhmhmhm... Medaka said

Ichinose was preparing to hit the mole ball with the pink flamingo again but it wouldn't let her

(Laughs) the card guards laughed

Ichinose was trying to control the pink flamingo but it laid on the ground and then it started to tickle Ichinose

Oh...(laughs)! Stop! Ichinose said

Of all the impossible... Medaka said

Stop! Ichinose said

Stop? the pink flamingo said

Yes. Do you want us both to lose our heads? Ichinose said

Uh! Hum! the pink flamingo said

Well, i don't! Ichinose said

Ichinose was trying to control the pink flamingo again but it wouldn't stay still and it was out of control

(laughs) the card guards laughed

The card guards stopped laughing and then cheered instead

(Cheers) the card guards cheered

Medaka and the card guards looked and saw that the pink flamingo was using Ichinose as a croquet ball club

Really? Ichinose said

Uh-huh. the pink flamingo said

Well two can play at that game. Ichinose said

What? the pink flamingo said

Ichinose had an idea and gestured her finger at the pink flamingo

Come on over here. Ichinose said

Why? the pink flamingo said

Just come on over here. Ichinose said

Alright. the pink flamingo said

The pink flamingo approached Ichinose but Ichinose grabbed it

Gotcha. Ichinose said

What the? the pink flamingo said

Ichinose grabbed the pink flamingo and put the mole ball on the ground before hitting it

Alright. Ichinose said

Oh my. Medaka said

The mole ball started rolling but unlike Medaka the mole ball didn't go through the card guards and it hit a tree

What the? Ichinose said

Nice try my dear. Medaka said

But the cards were... Ichinose said

The cards were what? Medaka said

Nothing. Ichinose said

That's what i thought. Medaka said

So what now? Ichinose said

Now it's my turn again. Medaka said

Your turn? Ichinose said

Yes. Medaka said

Go ahead. Ichinose said

Thank you. Medaka said

While Medaka was preparing to get another shot a familiar voice was heard

La la la da da dum...la la la hmm... a voice said

Huh? Ichinose said

Suddenly the Cheshire Cat appeared again and was on Medaka's back who was getting ready to swing

Cheshire Cat? Ichinose said

Hello again. the Cheshire Cat said

What are you doing here? Ichinose said

Just checking on you. the Cheshire Cat said

Really? Ichinose said

Of course. the Cheshire Cat said

Oh. Ichinose said

So...how are you getting on? the Cheshire Cat said

Not at all. Ichinose said

Beg your pardon? the Cheshire Cat said

I said not at all! Ichinose said

Medaka turned around and looked at Ichinose with an annoyed look on her face

Who are you talking to? Medaka said

I was talking? Ichinose said

Yes. You were. Medaka said

Uh... Ichinose said

Who are you talking to? Medaka said

Oh, uh...a cat, your majesty! Ichinose said

A cat? Medaka said

Yeah. Ichinose said

Medaka looked around her body but she didn't see the Cheshire Cat

Where? Medaka said

Right there! Ichinose said

Where? Medaka said

I told you it's right there! Ichinose said

Medaka looked around her body again but still couldn't see the Cheshire Cat

Where? Medaka said

It's right there. Ichinose said

Are you trying to annoy me? Medaka said

No. Ichinose said

Well, you are. Medaka said

But i... Ichinose said

Do not annoy me again. Medaka said

Okay. Ichinose said

Good. Medaka said

Medaka continued preparing to hit the ball when the Cheshire Cat was on her back again

Oh, there he is again! Ichinose said

Where? Medaka said

Right there! Ichinose said

Where? Medaka said

It's right there. Ichinose said

Medaka looked around her body again but still couldn't see the Cheshire Cat

Where? Medaka said

It was right there. Ichinose said

You're annoying me again. Medaka said

No, i'm not. Ichinose said

Yes. You are. Medaka said

But i... Ichinose said

I'm warning you, girl, if i lose my temper, you lose your head, understand? Medaka said

Okay. Ichinose said

Good. Now behave. Medaka said

Medaka was hoping to prepare to hit the ball but once again the Cheshire Cat was on her back

Not again. Ichinose said

Yes. Again. the Cheshire Cat said

Can you please go away? Ichinose said

You know, we could make her really angry. the Cheshire Cat said

What do you mean? Ichinose said

I'll show you. the Cheshire Cat said

The Cheshire Cat laid back on Medaka's back and had a smug look on his face

What are you planning to do? Ichinose said

You'll see. the Cheshire Cat said

I don't want to see actually. Ichinose said

Shall we try? the Cheshire Cat said

Don't do it. Ichinose said

Too late. the Cheshire Cat said

The Cheshire Cat then grabbed the green flamingo and lowered it under Medaka's dress

Besides it's loads of fun. the Cheshire Cat said

No, no, no! Ichinose said

Goodbye. the Cheshire Cat said

Stop! Ichinose said

The Cheshire Cat disappeared after putting the green flamingo under Medaka's dress and made her fall upside down

Oh no! Ichinose said

Oh my fur and whiskers! Gene said

Oh no! Save the queen! Wario said

Wario and the card guards ran up and surrounded Medaka who fell to the floor and needless to say Medaka was angry

Someone's head will roll for this! Yours! Medaka said

Wario and the card guards tried their best but they were no match for Medaka she burst through them had an angry look on her face and stared at Ichinose

You! Medaka said

Medaka pointed at Ichinose who was walking backwards and fell on the card guards

Off with her... Medaka said

Wait, my dear. Wario said

Wario? Medaka said

Calm down. Wario said

Calm down? Medaka said

Yes. Wario said

How do you expect me to calm down? This girl made me fall. Ichinose said

I know but... Wario said

But what? Medaka said

But consider, my dear. Couldn't she have a trial? Wario said

A trial? Medaka said

Yes. Wario said

You want me...to hold a trial? Medaka said

Yes. Wario said

What kind of trial? Medaka said

Wario motioned his hands to show Medaka what he was talking about

Well, just a...uh...little trial? Hmm? Wario said

Hmm. Medaka said

Medaka thought for a moment before she decided

Very well then. Medaka said

Perfect. Wario said

Let the trial begin! Medaka said

Yeah. the card guards said

Ichinose Gene Medaka and all of the others went inside the castle and were in a courtroom Gene was blowing his trumpet and made it to the big podium next to Medaka

Your Majesty... Gene said

Medaka had an angry look on her face as it should be

Members of the jury... Gene said

The jury bowed before Medaka as they were ready

Loyal subjects... Gene said

Gene was about to review today's trial when Wario tapped on his shoulder

A-hem... Wario said

And the king. Gene said

Thank you. Wario said

The prisoner at the bar is charged with enticing Her Majesty, the Queen of Hearts, into a game of croquet. Gene said

Ichinose is now on trial for something she didn't do at all whatsoever how will she get out of this mess stay tuned

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