Ichinose in Wonderland
Chapter 36
After the Cheshire pulls a prank on the queen Medaka was furious and was about to have Ichinose's head cut off but Wario stops her and says that a trial should be held first to prove her innocence
Ichinose Gene Medaka and all of the others went inside the castle and were in a courtroom Gene was blowing his trumpet and made it to the big podium next to Medaka
Your Majesty... Gene said
Medaka had an angry look on her face as it should be
Members of the jury... Gene said
The jury bowed before Medaka as they were ready
Loyal subjects... Gene said
Gene was about to review today's trial when Wario tapped on his shoulder
A-hem... Wario said
And the king. Gene said
Thank you. Wario said
The prisoner at the bar is charged with enticing Her Majesty, the Queen of Hearts, into a game of croquet. Gene said
But... Ichinose said
And thereby willfully... Gene said
But... Ichinose said
And with malice aforethought, teasing, tormenting, and otherwise annoying our beloved... Gene said
Don't mind all that! Get to the part where i lose my temper. Medaka said
Okay uh...blah blah blah...thereby causing the queen to lose her temper. Gene said
Medaka then turned and looked at Ichinose with an evil look on her face
Now, Ha ha...are you ready for your sentence? Medaka said
Sentence? Ichinose said
That's right. Sentence. Medaka said
But there must be a verdict first! Ichinose said
Sentence first! Verdict afterwards. Medaka said
But that just isn't the way! Ichinose said
Medaka got angry again after hearing what Ichinose said just now
All ways are... Medaka said
Your ways, your majesty. Ichinose said
Yes, my child. Now off with her... Medaka said
Wait, my dear. Wario said
What is it now Wario? Medaka said
Uh...we called no witnesses... Wario said
So? Medaka said
We need to call some witnesses. Wario said
Why? Medaka said
So we can hear their stories. Wario said
But i want her head to be cut off. Medaka said
I know you do but... Wario said
But what? Medaka said
Uh...couldn't we hear...maybe one or two? Huh? Maybe? Wario said
Hmm. Medaka said
Please? Wario said
Hmm. Medaka said
Medaka thought for a moment before she decided
Oh, very well. Medaka said
Yes. Wario said
But get on with it! Medaka said
First witness! First witness! Guards? Wario said
Yeah? the two card guards said
Bring out the first witness. Wario said
Okay. the two card guards said
We'll call the first witness. Wario said
The two guard cards went and brought out the first witness which was Stella who was drinking tea
The March Hare. Gene said
March Hare huh? Wario said
Yeah. Gene said
Interesting. Wario said
Yeah. I know. Gene said
Ms. Hare? Wario said
What's up? Stella said
What do you know about this uh...unfortunate affair? Wario said
Nothing. Stella said
Nothing whatever? Medaka said
Nothing whatever! Stella said
That's very important! Medaka said
It is? Wario said
Yes. Medaka said
Oh. Wario said
Jury, write that down! Medaka said
The jury was writing down what they said just now but Ichinose had to correct something
Unimportant, uh...your majesty means of course... Ichinose said
Silence! Medaka said
Sorry. Ichinose said
Next witness. Medaka said
The Dormouse! Gene said
The two card guards brought in a plate with a bowl covering it and they took off the bowl revealing a teapot
Well... Medaka said
The two card guards tell Medaka that she has to be quiet because the dormouse was sleeping
Shhh! the two card guards said
What have you to say about this? Medaka whispered
Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. How i wonder... Bart said
That's the most important piece of evidence we've heard yet. Medaka said
Really? Wario said
Yes. Medaka said
Oh. Wario said
Jury? Medaka said
The jury people looked and saw Medaka who was talking to them
Write that down! Medaka said
The jury people then wrote down the dormouse said and said twinkle also
Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle... the jury said
Twinkle, twinkle. What next? Ichinose said
The Mad Hatter! Gene said
The two card guards bring in Henry and they poke him in the butt
Oh...he he he he! Henry said
Off with your hat! Medaka said
Oh, my! He he he! Henry said
So Mr. Hatter... Wario said
What's up? Henry said
Where were you when this horrible crime was committed? Wario said
I was home, drinking tea. Henry said
Really? Wario said
Yup. Henry said
Interesting. Wario said
And today you know is my unbirthday. Henry said
Unbirthday? Wario said
Yup. Henry said
Why, my dear! Wario said
What is it? Medaka said
Today is your unbirthday too! Wario said
It is? Medaka said
It is? Henry and Stella both said
It is? Everyone else said
Henry and Stella then set up an unbirthday party for Medaka who was surprised
(A very merry unbirthday!)
(To me?)
Oh no! Ichinose said
(To you!)
(A very merry unbirthday!)
Not again. Ichinose said
(For me?)
(For you!)
(Now blow the candle out, my dear and make your wish come true!)
(Hehehe!)
I will. Medaka said
Medaka blew out the candles of her birthday cake which had exploded and revealed a present
(A very merry unbirthday to you!)
Medaka opened the present and it was a large purple crown
A purple crown? Medaka said
It's a purple crown. Wario said
It looks lovely. Medaka said
It sure does. Wario said
A purple crown? Ichinose said
Yes. Medaka said
A purple crown? Ichinose said
Yes. Medaka said
All that for a purple crown? Ichinose said
That's right. Medaka said
Wow. Just wow. Ichinose said
I'm going to put it on right now. Medaka said
Please do my dear. Wario said
I will right now. Medaka said
Medaka puts on the large purple crown and smiles while looking at it but suddenly the purple crown turns into the Cheshire Cat and Ichinose sees it
Oh! Your majesty! Ichinose said
Yes, my dear? Medaka said
Look! Ichinose said
Look at what? Medaka said
There he is now! Ichinose said
Who? Medaka said
Him! Ichinose said
Who? Medaka said
Look. Ichinose said
He? Where? Who? Medaka said
The Cheshire Cat! Ichinose said
Cat? Medaka said
Yes. Ichinose said
Where? Medaka said
Look at your head. Ichinose said
Medaka looked on her head and saw the Cheshire Cat
Hello. the Cheshire Cat said
Cat! Medaka said
Medaka tried to grab the Cheshire Cat but it disappeared and Bart woke up from his nap
Cat? Bart said
Uh oh. Henry said
Uh oh what? Wario said
She said cat. Stella said
So? Wario said
You're not supposed to say cat? Henry said
You can't? Wario said
No. Henry said
Because that happens. Stella said
Bart then jumped out of the teapot and went crazy again yelling cat
Cat cat cat cat! Bart said
We gotta stop him! Henry said
Yeah! Stella said
Henry and Stella then chased after Bart who was running crazy again
Hang on, hang on! Stella said
This is terrible! Henry said
Cat cat cat cat! Bart said
Help! Help! Henry said
Someone help! Stella said
Catch him! Stop him! Wario said
Henry and Stella climbed up a curtain and it fell on Medaka but they didn't care as they were chasing after Bart on it
Catch him! Catch him! Stella said
Help! Henry said
Catch him! Catch him! Stella said
Somebody help! Henry said
We need some help over here! Stella said
Help him! Catch him! Henry said
I think we need some jam again! Stella said
We sure do! Henry said
We need some jam! Stella said
Give us the jam. Henry said
The jam! The jam! By order of the king! Wario said
You guys need some jam? Ichinose said
Yes. the others said
I'll go get it. Ichinose said
Thank you. Henry said
And please hurry. Stella said
Got it. Ichinose said
Ichinose went and grabbed some jam and gave it to Stella
I got the jam! Stella said
Let me have it! Medaka said
Medaka gets hit in the face with jam Wario tries to crush Bart but he hits Medaka with a gavel
Uh oh. Wario said
Somebody's head is going to roll for this! Medaka said
Medaka got hit in the head with a gavel and was going to get very angry what will happen stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED
