Ichinose in Wonderland

Chapter 1

Once upon a time there was a girl named Ichinose who was at an elite school and part of a class known as Class B but she was about to become a different girl a girl named Alice in Alice in Wonderland let's begin

(Alice in Wonderland.)

(How do you get to Wonderland?)

(Over the hill or underland.)

(Or just behind the tree?)

(When clouds go rolling by.)

(They roll away and leave the sky.)

(Where is the land beyond the eye.)

(That people can not see.)

(Where can it be?)

(Where do stars go.)

(Where is the crescent moon?)

(They must be somewhere in the sunny afternoon.)

(Alice in Wonderland.)

(Where is the path to Wonderland?)

(Over the hill or here or there.)

(I wonder where.)

One summer day, Inchinose was sitting up in a tree while her sister Satsuki was reading a book about history.

Who wanted leaders, and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Edwin and Morcar, the Earls of Mercia and Northumbria, declared for him, and even Stigand… Satsuki said

(Satsuki Kiryuin from Kill La Kill)

Satsuki notices Inchinose's foot and moves it

Inchinose! Satsuki said

Hmm…? Inchinose said

(Honami Ichinose from Classroom of the Elite)

Are you listening? Satsuki said

Oh, I'm listening. Ichinose said

Really? Satsuki said

Yeah. Ichinose said

Then pay attention. Satsuki said

Alright. Ichinose said

And even Stigand, the archbishop of Canterbury, agreed to meet with William and offer him the crown. Satsuki said

Ichinose places a flower crown on Dinah the cat and he shakes it off as Alice giggles

He he! Ichinose giggled

William's conduct at first was mo… Satsuki said

The flower crown lands on Satsuki's head

He he! Ichinose giggled

Ichinose! Satsuki said

Yeah? Ichinose said

Will you kindly pay attention to your history lesson? Satsuki said

I'm sorry, but how can one possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it? Ichinose said

My dear child, there are a great many good books in this world without pictures. Satsuki said

In this world perhaps. But in my world, the books would be nothing but pictures. Ichinose said

Your world? Huh, what nonsense. Now… Satsuki said

Nonsense? Ichinose said

Once more. From the beginning. Satsuki said

Then Ichinose thought of something

That's it, Dinah! If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Ichinose said

Meow? Dinah meowed

Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. Ichinose said

Meow? Dinah meowed

And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see? Ichinose said

Meow! Dinah meowed

Ichinose then climbs down the tree

In my world, you wouldn't say 'meow'. You'd say 'Yes, miss Ichinose'. Ichinose said

Meow! Dinah meowed

Ichinose then picks up Dinah and walks with him

Oh, but you would! You'd be just like people, Dinah, and all the other animals too. Why, in my world… Ichinose said

(Cats and rabbits.)

(Would reside in fancy little houses.)

(And be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers.)

(In a world of my own.)

(All the flowers would have very extra special powers.)

(They would sit and talk to me for hours.)

(When I'm lonely in a world of my own.)

(There'd be new birds.)

(Lots of nice and friendly howdy-do birds.)

(Everyone would have a dozen bluebirds.)

(Within that world of my own.)

(I could listen to a babbling brook and hear a song.)

(That I could understand.)

(I keep wishing it could be that way.)

(Because my world would be a wonderland.)

Just then Dinah saw what appeared to be Gene the white rabbit with a waistcoat walking by and whistling

Meow! Dinah meowed

What is it, Dinah? Ichinose said

Meow! Meow! Meow! Dinah meowed

Ichinose looked and saw the white rabbit walking by

Meow! Dinah said

Oh, Dinah! It's just a rabbit with a waistcoat… Ichinose said

Ichinose was then surprised after she saw Gene the white rabbit walking by

(Gene Belcher from Bob's Burgers)

And a watch? Ichinose said

Gene then looked at his watch and was worried

(Oh, my fur and whiskers! I'm late, I'm late I'm late!)

Gene the white rabbit then hops off as he's late for something important

Now this is curious! Ichinose said

Meow? Dinah meowed

What could a rabbit possibly be late for? Ichinose said

Ichinose then calls out Gene the white rabbit

Wait. Ichinose said

Huh? Gene said

Where are you heading off to? Ichinose said

Just a special place. Gene said

What place? Ichinose said

A place that's important. Gene said

How important? Ichinose said

Very important. Gene said

Really? Ichinose said

Yeah. Anyway i gotta go. See ya. Gene said

Wait. Ichinose said

Ichinose then follows Gene the white rabbit

Please, sir! Ichinose said

Gene the white rabbit was hopping around as he was late

(I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date! No time to say hello, goodbye! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!)

It must be awfully important, like a party or something! Mister Rabbit! Wait! Ichinose said

Ichinose continues to follow Gene the white rabbit

(No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm overdue.)

(I'm really in a stew.)

(No time to say goodbye, hello!)

(I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!)

Gene the white rabbit jumps down a rabbit hole while Ichinose looks inside it

My, what a peculiar place to have a party. Ichinose said

Meow! Dinah meowed

No Dinah. You can't go in. Ichinose said

Meow? Dinah meowed

Ichinose squeezes herself into the rabbit hole

You know, Dinah, we really shouldn't…uhh…uhh…be doing this. Ichinose said

Ichinose then got inside the rabbit hole

After all, we haven't been invited! And curiosity often leads to TROUBLE! Ichinose said

Suddenly, Ichinose tumbles and falls down the rabbit hole

Goodbye, Dinah! Goodbye! Ichinose said

Dinah waves goodbye to Ichinose. As Ichinose falls down the hole, the skirt of her dress becomes a parachute, slowing down her fall

Oh! Well, after this I should think nothing of this falling... Ichinose said

Suddenly the apron of Ichinose's dress pushes at her face and she pushes it off her face

Downstairs! It's so dark in here. Ichinose said

Ichinose notices a lamp floating down and turns it on

There we go. Ichinose said

Then she notices a bunch of objects floating down the hole

Look at all this stuff. Ichinose said

Ichinose sees her reflection in a mirror and doesn't like what she saw

My hair is a mess. Ichinose said

Ichinose sees a hairbrush and brushes her a bit before getting rid of it

That's better. Ichinose said

Ichinose then picked up a book and looked at it

This is interesting. Ichinose said

After Ichinose was done with the book she landed on a rocking chair

Whoa. Ichinose said

Ichinose started to relax on the rocking chair

Ah. So relaxing. Ichinose said

Ichinose then slips off the rocking chair

Goodness! What if I should fall right through the center of the earth? Ichinose said

She then falls through a tight opening

And come out the other side, where people walk upside down? Ichinose said

Ichinose thought for a moment before realizing something

Oh, but that's silly. Nobody… Ichinose said

Ichinose stops falling and is upside down then she spots Gene the white rabbit running

Wait mister rabbit. I need to talk to you. Ichinose said

Sorry. I'm really late right now. Gene said

Oh, haha. Ichinose said

Ichinose gets herself right side up and on the floor

Oh, mister Rabbit! Wait! Ichinose said

I really can't right now. Gene said

Please... Ichinose said

Nope. Sorry. Gene said

Ichinose ran through the room and spotted a door she opened it only to find another door then another one and another one until she squeezed through the last door she then finds herself in an empty hall with a small door

Curiouser and curiouser! Ichinose said

Ichinose approaches the small door and tries to open it but it comes to life

Ohhhhh! Zoidberg said

Oh! Oh, I beg your pardon. Ichinose said

Oh, oh, it's quite all right. Zoidberg said

It appears Ichinose is stuck inside a room with a small door how will she get inside it stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED