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I sighed, "I postponed it long enough, I need to deal with Voldemort and his Death Eaters. Then we need to get us back among the stars."
53 Fitting punishment?
"Terra, beam Tom and the worst ones in the stasis pods, put Dumbledore in one too," I asked.
I have two rooms with stasis pods, twenty pods in a room, soon Tom and his inner circle are in the pods, Greyback and his lieutenants got a pod too.
"Set a virtual program from their memories, and let them feel what they caused to others, For Dumbledore let him feel the life of Harry Potter from the moment he dropped me off on that doorstep. Don't give them control, just let them feel everything. For Tom, let him feel what his victims felt when he killed them. Don't give any of them control, just let them feel the other side."
"For Greyback, the same, let him feel what the children felt when he turned them," I said.
"What about Nagini?" asked Terra
"What are the options? She was human a long time ago, she could not control her animagus if I remember it right, but with the Horcrux in her body, isn't she a lost cause? Would killing her not be a mercy?" I asked.
Terra was silent for a few seconds, then she answered: "I need more data, I will know more when the Veela are done and Fleur is doing the patients with permanent spell damage and the Werewolves. I put her in a stasis pod."
"Fair enough, don't let her in the virtual reality, though. How did the Ministry react when the Death Eaters appeared in the holding cells?" I asked
"It was confusing for them until Madam Bones arrived and began processing the Polyjuiced Death Eaters, and threatened to fire every single one that tried to release them because arresting Procedures were not properly followed" reported Terra, "She is trying to make contact with us, and is at the moment asking Lord Greengrass to ask Daphne to contact us. Daphne and Tracey still need two hours, then it is Hermione's and your turn. Astoria is done in an hour."
I sighed: "I guess I will talk to her, I am off to the Holodeck… Hey, if she is expecting a twelve-foot-tall being, what will she do when I pop in one foot high?"
Xxxxx
I materialized on the desk of Lord Greengrasses office, between Lord Greengrass and Madam Bones, for effect, some small kids with pigeon wings were blowing on trumpets to announce my arrival. I looked around and saw Lord Greengrass shake his head, my credibility took a dive. Meh, boys want to have fun too, no matter what Cindy Lauper sings that it is a girls-only prerogative.
I turned to Madam Bones, and with the voice from a member of the Lollipop club, I asked: "Are you the Witch from the West, the North, or from the East? Do you have Ruby Slippers?"
Will she get the reference? Ouch, by the look on her face, she does. Lord Greengrass has yet to discover Movies or TV, it seems.
Madam Bones commented: "So you are aware of the Muggle world. Last I heard they said you were twelve feet tall, or are you it's child? Who are you, and what are your intentions for our world?"
I turned to Lord Greengrass and asked: "Can she be trusted?"
Lord Greengrass said: "Madam Bones is Head of the DMLE, and is known to be fair and incorruptible."
I nodded, "And she is obviously passively supporting the Death Eaters cause."
Furiously Madam Boned jumped out of her chair and shouted, "I never supported that maniac's cause! I am insulted that you think that of me! I demand an apology from you."
I nodded, "I will if you answer my question: What have you done to fight against the Death Eaters in the Ministry and Wizengamot?"
Madam Bones answered: "We did regular sweeps and investigated suspects, so far we captured five of them. We, as the DMLE have to work by the book or the lawyers will get them out."
I looked impressed at her, "Wow! Five arrests in how many months now? That is a huge number! What about the rumor that Voldemort was back almost two years ago? Did you investigate that rumor? After all, the Boy Who Lived and Dumbasadore told everyone he was back among the living."
Madam Bones had a cute blush, "Minister Fudge forbade us to investigate, he said it would be a waste of money to investigate the delusions of an old man and a boy that wants to be the center of attention."
"Oh? The Boy Who Lived was an attention seeker? How many interviews did he give? Did he organize Fan meetings? Does he write a column in Teen Witch Weekly? And did you ever wonder why Fudge stopped following Dumbasadore as a lost puppy? Yes, from the moment Black escaped his abductors, Malfoy started to spend more money on him to keep hunting Black."
I shook my head and asked, "So, as long as I bribe the minister, I can do whatever I want in Britain? Madam, you are part of the problem, and I doubt you are able to be a part of the solution, or did you not see how many Death Eaters there are in the DMLE?"
Madam Bones protested: "My hands were tied by the Wizengamot!"
I shrugged and raised my hand: "I, insert name, swear on my life and Magic that I am not a willing Death Eater, and not willingly support his cause by killing, torturing, or raping Wizards or witches. So Mote It Be!"
I smiled at her, "That is what you should have demanded from your Ministry employees and pressured the Wizengamot member to do. Magic contracts, that is another option that you did not take, because you passively supported the Death Eaters, Madam Bones. But enough of that, why did you ask for me?"
Madam Bones almost flipped, I rubbed her nose in her own passive approach, and it was done by a member of the Lollipop Club. I still prefer the original movie though, Diana Ross pretending to be a young girl did not work for me in the remake, the songs were good, but you can't let a cow look like a calf… I need a better comparison. It sounded better in my head.
Bones came to the point and asked: "Were you the one that put all these Death Eaters in the holding Cells?"
I thought about my answer and asked first, "What if I did? Are you going to arrest me? Chuck me through the Veil?"
She sighed: "No I won't, even when the Lords of the Wizengamot will demand your arrest. Especially the Dark faction."
I smiled evilly, "Don't worry about them anymore, Madam Bones, they are preoccupied at the moment, they are reminiscing the crimes they have committed, and can't be disturbed. In other words, they are my permanent house guests."
Lord Greengrass, who was enjoying the show, reacted when he heard my last words, "You have them up there with my little girls? What if they escape?"
I shrugged, "There is no escaping, in fact, I might have made Tom an immortal. For as long as I keep him he will not age or die. I put him and his inner circle in Stasis Pods, and let his mind feel what it is like on the receiving end of the wand. They are reliving their crimes from their victim's perspective. At the moment, Dumbasadore is enjoying Harry's cupboard under the stairs."
I turned serious and looked at Madam Bones: "Don't worry about the ones that are running free, they will be judged by me, one after one. For the ones that killed, there will be a spot for them with me, the rapers and torturers, will be turned into Muggles. I will rip the Magic from them so that they will never produce Magic offspring."
Yep, I will remove the Alteran DNA from those creeps, after they served a few years in Virtual Reality. They will be the next Adams and Eves on a planet somewhere. Hmm? That is quite fitting the Story, isn't it? They were seduced by a snake to betray the law and got chucked out of paradise. Too bad that the boy/girl ratio is a bit off, 10 to 1 are not good odds for those girls.
"Oh! That reminds me, you don't have to worry about the Dementors anymore, they decided to move On. The Vampires too saw the Light as a figure of speech. Hmm… Letifolds, Ghouls, Terra? What else did we take care of?" I asked
Terra's voice sounded through the room, "Banshees, inferi, Boggarts, I put all the Giants and Trolls in a storage crystal and will put them in another place. I kept away from the small stuff, Luna will help me with that."
I asked: "What about Centaurs? We can take them along or drop them off somewhere nice."
Terra answered, "That is not a subject of this discussion, Master. It needs the approval of the girls too."
I shrugged: "That is fine by me, I don't care what happens with those horses either way."
Madam Bones asked: "You are the one behind all those disappearances? All over the planet, they reported that the Vampires disappeared without a trace. What have you done with them?"
I looked coolly at her: "I took out the trash, also, I have to warn you there are going to be more upstanding characters disappear in the coming days, meaning the ones that prey on Veela. Oops, that is not a subject of this discussion either."
Madam Bones protested: "You can not be judge and executioner on our society! We have rights and we have laws and regulations! You don't have the right to barge in and kill everyone off that you proclaim is evil! That is not how it works here!"
I sighed: "So the ones that abduct Veela children and put them in Whore houses are upstanding citizens? What about those hunky-dory Men who keep one as a sex slave? Surely that is a small detail, who cares about Veela anyway? Your laws and regulations are worthless, Madam Bones, the minister will tell you when you have to look the other way. This is enough for me, clean your stable, Madam Bones, or I do like Hercules and let a river flow through it."
I cut the connection. That woman managed to depress me. She tries but is more focused on keeping her job than doing her job, and she is going to be the next Minister, in Sinyk's Fanfiction she survives several assassination attempts.
Xxxxx
It was time to get Astoria out, when I woke her up, I grinned: "Well, I approve, you are a hotty. Drop the robe and let me see the goods."
Astoria glared at me: "If you keep this up you never will, barbarian."
"Oh? Who was pawing my Terra when I said: Touch it you buy it? Who told her daddy she was going to marry the one with a lot of spaceships? I have to at least see what I am marrying, don't you think?" I teased.
Astoria blushed: "You could start by seducing me instead of going caveman on me, girls don't like that."
I shook my head, "Not all of them, some like to be spanked or tied up, some role-playing, you know, to keep it interesting."
Astoria protested: "That is after years when the normal way is getting boring! Mum told me so!"
I closed in on her and softly asked: "When did she explain that? Because skinny dipping and flashing your fanny at me in the swimming pool is not the normal way. I bet the moment that the Astoria from that world turned fifteen, that Harry was shagging Astoria's brains out."
"Really?" asked Astoria, "Because you treated me there as an annoying kid."
I put my arms around her and pulled her closer: "I had to, I was a hormonal kid of fourteen years old, and you are the spitting image of Daphne, of course, I had the hots for you, but we were both too young to act on it, so I kept you at arms length. Put these clothes on, our replicator can make clothes now. Terra took your size. Can I watch?"
Astoria rolled her eyes: "When you grow up, little boy, get in the Med-Bed, you are the last one."
"Sure love, although Hermione needs her turn too, she will be the last one to be full Alteran. The rest will at most get 35% Alteran DNA." I commented while stripping in front of her.
She did not look away though before I activated the Med-Bed, she asked with an evil grin, "Harry? How about a boob job? Or a bit of pubic trimming here and there? Do you want to be a girl?"
"No, I am good. You, however, are in for a spanking on your bare ass." I said when I mentally locked her out of the commands of my private spaceship. Just in case, you know.
Xxxxx
I woke up, as a twenty-year-old, quite buffed, my skeleton was enhanced, and my muscles received a boost, Terra gave me the upgraded Lantean Genes. As the boss, it is my right that I get a bit more of the goodies. The wives stood around the bed admiring the result, being butt naked they had a good view of the goods.
"And? Do you like what you see?" I asked, "I feel better already."
Luna nodded, "We like it, alright, but it needs a more in-depth examination, it looks good on the eyes, the body has a nice smell, the voice is sexy, but the touch and taste are yet to be judged. Terra, beam us on Harry's bed please."
Hermione called out: "No, food first! We were hungry when we came out of the Med-Beds."
Luna shook her head, "Nope, bed first, Astoria and I arranged food to be there."
Terra beamed us on my bed, a second and a finger snap later, everyone was naked, Astoria was on her back with food spread all over her body.
Luna explained: "Terra told us that this was a secret fantasy of yours you saw once in a movie, have a nice meal, Love."
Hmm? Is this the way she avoids a spanking? I approve! After a few minutes of sating my hunger, the wives joined the meal, Astoria ended up as a shivering mess when I ate her out, Parseltongue is one of my strongest weapons, little Dude is the strongest obviously… That is not bragging! It is the only activity of that skill that is useful, not for anything else… ok, spells in Parselmagic are good too.
The main dish, a six-flavored Pussy pile, took Little Dude four hours to consume. Fleur decided to join the wives permanently, and boy, that bird was hot! Astoria, after being eaten and properly fucked, was taking her first steps doing Yuri, guided by Tracey. Luna and Daphne excelled in double-teaming.
Hermione complained: "Cowgirl was my favorite position, ROB spoiled that for me. Harry if you are gone tomorrow I am going to find a way to kick their ass."
Well, Teenage sex is fun, adult sex is ten times better!
Xxxxx
The next morning I discussed our options, I explained the Pegasus Galaxy: "Atlantis is submerged, and according to Merlin's notes is about to run out of power. The wraiths are on a cycle of hibernating in 50-year cycles caused by the lack of food. They don't want to eat anything else, because their food becomes part of their DNA. So a few centuries feeding on cows will let them look like Minotaurs. We can retrieve the Cityship and sneak out of there."
I projected Atlantis in the room and said: "There is another option, the Asurans. Those are Nanites the Lanteans designed to fight the Wraith, The Lanteans viewed them as a failed experiment and destroyed them, some of them survived however, and started over, programmed to fight the Wraith, they kicked off to battle them again, the Wraith could not win with force, so they sent a computer bug and changed their programming, they removed the command to attack the Wraith. I don't want them to fight anything, but they have a planet filled with the good stuff. At least 40 Cityships like Atlantis, and hundreds of Aurora class battlecruisers. And most of all, hundreds of ZPMs."
Daphne asked: "What do you suggest, Harry? I bet they don't want to share, not after the Lanteans wanted to destroy them. Terra showed us the data from the Asgard, the Asurans are probably a multitude worse."
I answered: "I want to take a risk and put new ZPMs in Atlantis, and let her sleep a bit longer until we clean the mess here. Terra will analyze the programming of the Asurans and search for a way to destroy them, probably the same way we did with the Asgard ones, they will be destroyed before they find a cure. We have Luna, our family Seer, she can predict the chances for success, and tell it is worth the risk or not."
Luna shook her head, "No, I can not See anymore, Harry. I used to See clear outcomes of possible futures, Since you came back with Terra, I got disturbed every time I tried to see the future by that Yoda figure. I guess this is ROB or the Ascended way to keep it interesting. I feel it is important to preserve Atlantis though."
Hermione nodded: "Atlantis is our past, they took it to the Pegasus Galaxy, we have to bring it back. Harry, we saw what the Replicators are capable of at the Asgards, we better prepare this good."
I agree with that, the Atlantis episodes were a mess, Rodney Mckay managed the reprogramming of the replicators in a few days, a program you have to spend a year just to read it completely, let alone understand. The thought that a human can rewrite a Lantean computer program is a joke, that is like expecting a monkey to disable a nuclear warhead. The Asurans were developed by a team of Lantean scientists, and that obnoxious prick does it in a few hours.
I suspect that is why Stargate Atlantis and Stargate Universe flopped. The scientists were complete assholes, especially that creep of Stargate Universe. But… I am in Stargate SG1, Samantha Carter is a very likable babe, O'Neil tried to be funny, but could not shake his McGuyver image from his previous shows. Tealc was an ok Jaffa, and Daniel Jackson made a good effort to be the voice of reason and often the cause of troubles. Meh, he can fuck his Sharé on Abydos.
I collected my thoughts, and put a suggestion out: "This is what I want to do, first, and it is in progress already, is to construct a few hundred Scout ships, with a lot of spy drones, then we inspect the planets that have a Stargate, buried or not, we search it for Alteran technology if they have, a Terra will collect it. Most of the leftover technology is from unregistered Hermit homes and private hideouts. We have good Lantean stealth modules and phage technology to stay hidden."
I looked around and saw everyone agreed with that, "Once that is mapped out and all our Technology is solved, we have to build our strength up and go after Anubis first, he is like Tom in a way, if you kill his body, he will possess another body, I guess only an Avada can dispose of him permanently. The rest is mopping up the System Lords, which will be easy with the help of the Asgards. Does this make any sense?"
Fleur asked: "What will happen to the people when you kill their gods? Are there going to be civil wars between the Jaffa and humans?"
"the Jaffa are genetically modified Humans," commented Tracey, "You have to change them back, they depend on the baby Goa'ulds, without them their immune system will fail. It was in the Asgard data package."
"That depends on their numbers, Tracey," argued Fleur, "Luna foresaw Harry being attacked by thousands of Jaffa, and that was a small System Lord, can we change millions back to humans? How will the other humans react?"
Hermione said: "We have to wait for the first reports to come in. According to Luna, the US Military would only start exploring the Stargate in a few months after Apophis attacks Earth."
"Terra and I did our best to cover our tracks," I said, "I left a damaged Stargate at Abydos and hid the humans with wards. Maybe it is prudent to set up a defense system? I need to activate the South Pole outpost, a new ZPM will have it up and running again. Terra suggested several models of orbital defense platforms, take a look at them and select one for production."
Astoria asked: "What are we going to do with Earth? We did a scan when you were in the Med-Bed, there are millions with our DNA, most of them below 10% a few million at 14%, the squibs, and about a million worldwide between 15% and 20%; the Wizarding world. Dumbledore and Riddle amplified their Genes with rituals and are on 23%, your 26% was exceptional."
"Terra, play the meeting I had with the command center when we retrieved the Stargate please," I asked.
The wives were not impressed, Hermione shook her head: "How will they take you seriously when you mix Star Wars with Star Trek quotes? Luna said by exploring the Galaxy and getting in trouble, the world united. How will they do that now?"
I shrugged: "That would only happen in four to five years, by then it would be pointless, we would have shown ourselves before that no doubt."
Daphne nodded, "You want to collect as many humans with the Alteran DNA as you can, including the ones with less than 5%, the Muggles. You are right, that can not be done in secret. We will be exposed."
She looked at me and asked: "What have you done with my Father? Madam Bones was ranting at him about how the Lollipop club was abducting Wizards and magic beings without permission."
I grinned: "The Lollipop Club is a secret society that was bullied by the Witches of the North, South, and East until someone dropped a house on one of them… No, the witch of the North was a nice one, I think."
Hermione groaned: "Terra? Can you replay what Harry did at Greengrass Manor?"
After the replay, they looked weird at me, finally, Astoria asked: "Of all the shapes and examples you choose a creep dressed in Black and an oversized fairy with a squeaky voice? Why didn't you keep the oversized Potter?"
"Hey! Don't sass my Vader!" I protested, "You have to admit the voice was cool."
Luna chuckled, "We noticed that you tinkered with your vocal cords, you do have a sexy voice now."
Don't judge! If you had the chance, you would do the same. So is adding some muscles and an inch on Not So Little Dude… it is still Human sized though. There is no need for a third leg, I doubt there is enough blood in the human body to get it up. The girls got some minor details fixed too, now their nipples are a bit more sensitive and their pussies got some extra nerves. No comments, please! It doubles the fun and reduces the effort to get them over the top, with six girls I need that edge.
Xxxxx
Fleur was on her second batch, while they were in the Med-Bed, we looked at the memories of the first fifty Veela. Terra pointed the worst ones out, one by one I marked Wizards for a prolonged stay in my Stasis Pods, Terra was adding new pods in Cargo Bay 3 to meet the demands for them. Soon, wizards were disappearing from all over the world, the snatchers and the ones that backed them politically.
Daphne showed her Father why those Wizards disappeared, "Father before we take our people to the Stars, we need to get rid of the worst ones, can you imagine what they would do with this kind of technology? They would be worse than the Goa'uld."
Lord Greengrass sighed: "Now they will call him a vigilante at best and a Tyrant or Dark Lord at worst. But I agree, those are the worst kind of Wizards."
Lady Greengrass asked: "Are you happy to be aged Daphne? Won't you miss these lost years? What about Tori? Is she happy? She lost five years of her life."
Daphne smiled: "Don't worry, Mother, we lost a few years from our youth and gained hundreds even thousands of years of life, I would say that is a good trade-off. Right now we are exploring the Galaxy and looking for signs of Alteran technology, then we will seek out our enemies. We plan to select a few planets to relocate everyone with Alteran DNA."
A bit worried she asked: "And you? Are you happy to share your man with five others? There are no fights? Jealousy?"
"No, Mother, not at the moment, we are too busy for it anyway. Every day we are analyzing new reports from our scout ships and Spy satellites. Harry is too busy planning his Atlantis trip and setting the South Pole outpost in order."
Xxxxx
The day before I planned to go to Atlantis, Fleur visited me with a delegation of Veela, "Harry, these are the sisters of the girls we saved and are passing through here to move to Luna Prime. They want to personally thank you for saving their sisters and curing their bodies."
Fleur removed her clothes, the others followed, more than twenty drop-dead gorgeous naked women approached me with a hungry look in their eyes.
Fleur smiled, "Don't worry, Mon Cheri, we asked for permission from the girls, we even invited them to join."
Crap, I better postpone my trip to Atlantis for another day, I doubt I can walk straight tomorrow.
