Gp: and now we are finally back with episode 6! So let's go.
0:06
IT'S THE PUUUUUUNK
Soulbound: ah is it?
Gp: ah actually I don't know could be Hajime but still
1:29
YES THE DIRTY LITTLE PUNK
Soulbound: you seem to have a huge rage for him.
Gp: how can I not! He's literally the antithesis of everything I hate in the person
he has all the power in the world BUT DOES NOTHING
I hate that… so much
AND NOT ONLY THAT but he also seems to deem that the right for him to look down on others but not being up to his level like
JUST CAUSE WE ARNT SMART OR STONG LIKE YOU DOSENT MEAN WE DON'T DESERVE RESPECT
ugh I wish I could punch him in the face! But he dodge me and call me boring
WHICH MAKES ME WANNA PUNCH HIM MORE
the only bone I can throw him is that his emotions are nulled so he can't enjoy the simple things in life
but I can only throw that bone so far!
oh! And he likes boats which is funny.
Theme song tiiimmee
1:51
Notice how things are now in dark colors and the eyes are red simulating how it's all going to death in a drag race!
3:02
oh no Chiaki baby girl shes sad.
3:28
You sit on a throne of liiiiiieeeesss.
4:05
Nooo baaabbbyyyy
4:30
And here we see ibuki being a "shipper on deck."
5:27
You played yourself.
5:50
Look at them being all secrety.
6:52
Be careful what you wish for
7:12
Poly
9:45
Heeeeeeeeeerrees RJ!
Oohh
Ooohh
Oh we oh wow oh woi!
I just need a minute this is all very much even if I've seen it before
oh I know!
Plays David bowies: sound and vision.
Soulbound: why?
Gp: I like to call this junkos trauma track
Soulbound: but why though?
Gp: you'll see
10:50
That's fair
but oh the depravity
but its kinda redundant to give him this trauma when you are just gonna kill him a bit later.
But the best thing is its great torcher DIY why waste all your money on fancy shamcey torture weapons you can get at your local hostel when you can really make them suffer with anything from home! Cause I assure you anything can be used as a weapon sure you may think your basic kitchen supplies, but I mean anything! Your poster! Your model wood shark, even a plushy! …I'm not sure how you can make them suffer with a plushy, but you can! Its all a mater of Iiimmaaggiinnaatttiiooonnnn
Soulbound: stop.
Gp: can't a guy respect ingenuity?
12:12
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Sorry I just had to let that out you know?
so many emotions…
in here.
12:15
Baby giirrlll
12:40
Aw baby girl no you're doing great sweetie!
12:51
Name a better dynamic duo I'll wait-
Soulbound: us
Gp: you got me there!
13:19
Mmmmm eyeballs
eat the eyeball
you know you want to
do it Junko.
depravity: EAT THE EYEBAALLL
Soulbound slaps gp in the face
Gp: ow!
Soulbound: don't do that.
Gp: it's not like she'd do it anyway because she may be lots of things but surprisingly, she is not a cannibal
I am though
At the gp summons a bowl of human eyeballs eating them as if they were cheese balls
But I mean I'm no longer human so technically not cannibalism. But I don't wanna get into multiverseal ethics lets continue.
13:30
LOOK AT HER FLOOFY SHADOWN
ITS SO FLOOFY!
Soulbound: don't you mean fluffy.
Gp: no floofy you can tell cause its all big and poofy but also fluffy and it's all POOF
or FLOOF especially when it gets all wet and droops flat and such but give it time and its all drive and becomes FLOOFY!
Makoto's hair on the other hand is fluffy
you can tell cause it dosent poof up or down when wet
But yes rj as le floofy hair.
13:36
Gp: I don't wanna see that
Soulbound: looking the other direction
neither do I
13:43
Gp: THE PUNK
13:46
but the awesome music so that's nice.
14:02
NOW DON'T GO DATEING THAT HOLAGIN RJ HE AINT RIGHT FOR YOU
Soulbound: huh?
Gp: I've seen the ship art I know enough, disgusting
Soulbound: please note that if you ship that we will not judge you for it
but even then it dosent matter she can't hear you.
Gp: then I'll make her hear me!
CAN YOU HEAR ME RJ! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING
neerr…
I aint giving up!
14:11
Oh look its this guy!
I hate that guy
anyone who's mean to Makoto is no friend of mine
Soulbound: agreed.
14:14
Gp: be careful what you wish for
15:07
You guys have no idea what hope, and despair even mean.
15:26
Gp: rj…I know you can't hear me but
Soulbound and gp: NEVER
SAY
THAT
AGAIN.
The fandom proceeds to meme it
gp and soulbound: angry noises
15:43
edgy emo edge lord with emo edge lord colors
15:48
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
15:51
NOOOOO BABY GIRL YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THEN THAT
your sisters just mean and jealous and compensating all her insecurities on you
heck Junko does weigh more than mukuro, so you know it's true!
16:33
Rip
16:37
I hate that word now, like everyone mentions how this world says hope and despair a lot but I find that ok since it's the basic theme and premise of the universe BUT BORING! BORING! Now that word is overused I hate it so! How they both just shove off anything with BORING and walk away! UHDHSABFWEAWHFE! I'm vetoing the word boring if I hear anyone near me say that I will kill them!
Soulbound: …
Gp: except you soul you're a gem
Soulbound: good but don't worry I don't plan on using the word either it seems more like a one-word excuse not to try anything, like pathetic reviewers saying a show sucks without telling you what makes it bad. They can say things are boring but there is a marginal difference between seeing something and experiencing something and I can assure you that neither of them actually experienced everything enough to deem it boring while credit can be giving to kamakura who lacks emotional stimuli and there for cannot be nourished by satisfactory task the same cannot be said for Junko who clearly can get nourishment from task but hides behind the word boring to compensate for her fear… pathetic.
Gp: but even then kamakura at least likes boats
16:41
Wanna punch him in the face so bad.
16:46
Rj…
16:50
Aw don't worry buddy… it will get worse!
Soulbound: inspirational?
Gp: I see it, I see the future, its right there, right in front of me clear as day
so beautiful that's why I know things will get worse for her she hasn't reached rock bottom yet
but that's ok
Soulbound: interesting…
Gp: well you can see it too
17:04
Oh no buddy you're thinking of depression there's a huge difference don't worry I've been there to
but I read up on the books and stuff and made a philosophy paper on despair!
Soulbound: it got a C.
Gp: that's still a passing grade though!
besides it was ahead of its time the teacher just dosent get me
17:22
Gp: only 12? Hmmm I thought it was more.
Soulbound: I think he was using an expression.
Gp: he's an emotionless robot trapped in a teenage human body who's no older than a day if not a week I don't think he cares for such word play
Soulbound: that's fair
17:27
Gp: clearly…. You're wrong
unless your talking grand grand, like not destroy the world plan but the deep pycanations of her enigma
but I don't know I feel like I'd be expecting to much of you to think you'd get that.
17:40
Soulbound: do bad things to people = people being upset
what exactly about that is unknown?
Gp: A GREAT QUESTION!
I think shes just talking out her but to try and get izurus goat
Soulbound: that would make a lot of sense.
17:51
Soulbound: -
Gp: wait let her finish then say
Eehh you can talk now
Soulbound: hope is very much not status quo but what does she even mean when she says status quo cause the status que is a constant mixing bubbling balance of good and evil, light, and dark, hope and despair. Can she not see the thing she so desires is in front of her? The only status quo that was remotely like she thought was the great garden of Eden with Adam and Eve which was a perfect harmony but I don't think there's any hope there not that I mean that negatively I just mean that when you have everything you don't need to hope for better cause you already have the best after all darkness always begets the light and while despairs meaning is depended on hopes it was truly despair that came first if anything the status quo is despair as hope is always the want and desire for something better. In a way people of the status quo are already filled with despair its just the silent hidden kind that no one realizes they have till it strikes like a cobra.
Gp: truly the worst despair of all…
unless of courses shes talking about how people always hope for better but never actually do anything to cause betterment, but I feel like that's get a bit psychoanalytical on her character, but she does hate do nothings
as do I, those pathetic people who have the power to change the world and do nothing with it!
I tell yah soul she may destroy the world but at least shes not a do nothing
unlike SOME PEOPLE (izuru)
Soulbound: are you saying you'd rather have two junkos then two izurus?
Gp: yes!
Soulbound goes up to gp.
Hey hey! If anything the world would benefit cause if she met someone else like her they could bond over their powers and things would be less boring to her or most likely one would try to kill the other for despair of suicide (would it still be suicide if your two people?)
Soulbound: that makes sense…but Shiro and kuro.
Gp: the world already destroyed there's nothing left they can really do especially confined in a robot bear body so they might as well continue on the path they made for themselves
Soulbound: that makes sense.
Gp: I've had a lot of time to think about it
Soulbound: you've only known about this for a few months.
Gp: it has hasn't it?
18:47
You've clearly never read any hero journey stories if you think everyone hopes for safety and tranquility
OU or maybe you're projecting again! You tend to do that.
Soulbound: ?
Gp: I'm just saying many people hope for lives of grandeur filled with high adventure or dying with honor, like me! sure this is my current goal but once we've reached the end of her story you and me will continue traveling the cosmos looking at many words with crazy stories, crazy monsters and having a crazy good time!
Soulbound: I'd have a better time when you aren't crying about monsters trying to hurt us.
Gp: WHAT IF I DIE!
Soulbound: YOU CAN'T DIE!
Gp: STILL!
19:18
Oh thank goodness she was having a manic episode anyway!
19:30
Awe back with this shmuck
20:15
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HER SISTER LITRALY WOKE UP AND MUKURO HAD THE GUTS TO SAY, "OH DARN YOU'RE NOT IN A COMA" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH
AND PEOPLE SAY MUKURO ENJOYS IT HAHAHAHAH
she may put up with rj but let it be known she don't enjoy it she has the hidden sass.
Soulbound: mukuro would sass everyone if she weren't so polite.
20:27
Gp: may her sass never end!
20:38
Crawling to her like a puppy!
Junko dosent deserve you.
20:47
He got jabaited!
21:05
Oooo look at her cute little pouty face! She truly is a puppy.
21:11
Meanie!
21:23
I do!
21:33
Oh no
21:53
Oh no!
22:28
OH NO! WE'RE ALL DOOMED THE END TIMES ARE BEFOR US TOMAROW THE SHADOW OF DEPRAVITY WILL BE UNFOLDED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I CAN'T HANDLE IT!
[GP]
The end is coming near now.
I can't believe it's true
She doesn't ask her parent
Before she brings our doom
And what about her loved ones?
Oblivious, naive
This evening's getting serious:
The whole world is delirious
But I can't let these latest problems
Rob me of my bliss
For when I'm scared of true disaster
I remember this:
Death is just around the corner
Waiting patiently to strike
One unplanned electrocution
That's the kind of end
I can comprehend
When I'm feeling uninspired
Or I need a little spree
I'm reborn knowing
Death is just around the corner
Coming after me
(spoken) Get it soul? Coroner. Death is just around the... coroner
Death is just around the corner
Waiting high upon the hill
Someone buried in an avalanche (gasp)
That's the kind of gig
I can really dig
People often disappoint you
Not each lover is a gem
So I'll mourn
Knowing death is just around the corner
Coming after them
If life's all plums
I'll muddle through some
But when death comes
I hope it's gruesome. (ha-cha)
Some people die from public stoning
Faulty wiring, faulty zoning
Cherry pits they didn't know were there. (choking noise)
It could be by a jungle cat
[Female Husk]
A slippery mat
[Male Husk]
A baseball bat
[GP]
Perhaps an unsuccessful love affair. (crying noise)
It could be on a speeding train
It could be underwater
It could be too much Novocain
Or even by your daughter!
grabs neck
[Female Husk]
Perhaps a bad mosquito bite
[Male Husk]
A title fight
[Female Husks]
Religious rite
[GP]
My buddies, it might even be tonight!
Dance break!
[EVERYONE]
Death is just around the corner
No one's ever been immune
[gp]
Turning off a respirator
With a simple click
Scandalously quick
[EVERYONE]
I can face a new tomorrow
If I make it past today
[GP]
I feel good saying
Death is just around the corner
Simply on its way
Even better dance break!
[EVERYONE]
Death is just around the corner
And you have to heed the call
Don't ask why
[GP (HUSK)]
For your death is just around the corner
(You and I)
Happy being both the mourned and mourner
(Say goodbye)
[EVERYONE]
Because death is just around the corner
Coming for us aaaaaaaallllll!
Soulbound: but you can't die gp you're immortal
Gp: oh yeah…
