Gp: it is time….
ok so let's start

0:13

Don't do it! You aren't entitled to tell her anything and she isn't entitled to know just go on with your day!

0:28

Hook line and sinker

0:45

Good news Mitarai you got jabaited.

Face palm

Oh the hubris of man.

1:33

Mukuro no!

But I mean she is mentally sound
….was mentally sound you know its like
you know shes like a dads old car just kept together by so much duct tape
so much….

But I mean compared to Junko shes a perfectly healthy individual.

Soulbound: they all need therapy.

2:20

Gp: YOU WHAT
YOU LIAR YOU HACK YOU FROAD I LET YOU IN MY HEART AND YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THAT

Soulbound: your passionate

Gp: ITS BRAINWASHING HES A SCAM

Soulbound: I do agree brainwashing is unethical and the fact he did it is not cool.

Gp: if you need brainwashing to make your animation good
your animations not good
YOU DIRTY LIAR
Pixar, Ghibli, James Baxter! There animations are to cry for, and they don't brainwash people!

Soulbound: at least I hope they don't.

Gp: so you! You you you! Forcing people to like your anime! Of all the unethicality's!
you iddddiiooooootttt
oh well let me give you your just deserts if you think brainwashing people isn't anything to worry about how about you get a taste of your own medicine ay!? Ay?!

Soulbound: oh no

2:27

Gp: YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!

2:33

But Then Junko got an idea. An awful idea. Junko enoshima had a wonderful, awful idea.

Soulbound: You're a mean one, miss Junko You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel Miss Junko, you're a bad banana with the greasy black peel.

Gp dancing in the background

Gp: but in all serious
MITARAI YOU IDIOT YOU DOOMED US ALL

2:34

NOOOOO MUKUROOO!
STOP IT RJ NOT NICE NOT NICE NOT NICE!

Soulbound: mukuro dosent get paid enough for this…


Mukuro: I don't get paid at all.


2:45

Gp: THAT IS A LOAD OF TORUS POO
if you believe that mitari I will lose all faith in you!

Soulbound: you had faith in him?

Gp: well not anymore with the path he takes

2:50

Oh theme song! Man so short I didn't know we could talk too much.

4:30

IT'S A REAL-LIFE BEAR IN DANGARONPA
so that's what they look like
nice.

5:33

OH MY GOD BAGEL BOOTY

6:33

My word

7:07

And that's how mikan died.

Soulbound: she didn't die?

Gp: she died on the inside
but we all know shes doomed poor baby

7:15

And now its these guys again

8:11

Poly

8:54

Oh dear rj you killed him didn't you?

9:05

My word

And once again Junko had a wonderfully awful idea.

Soulbound: You're a monster, Miss Junko, your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Miss Junko. I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole!

Gp dancing

9:36

Gp: it's kinda annoying how fake she is though, if your gonna be evil rj at least be upfront about it!
your faker then a capitalist companies carrying policy!

Soulbound confused about the mushrooms.

9:48

Soulbound: there real!?
I thought they were a metaphor!

Gp: a metaphor for what?

Soulbound: SADNESS of course!

9:55

Gp: DOOOOMMEEDD DOOOMMEEDD

10:11

Soulbound: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!

Gp: ou yeah she does that sometimes

Soulbound: SHE LOOKS LIKE
LIKE-
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE BUTS IT LOOKS WRONG

Gp: oh chill buddy shes just using her super smart brain skills no Biggy

Soulbound: THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!?

Gp: yeah why did you think it was an automatic process or something?

Soulbound: YES

Gp: well you thought wrong
its like a switch on off on off do doot do

Then gp slaps both sides of his face to wiggle his eyes as if they were playing ping pong

Its weird but cool like shes on drugs
which is fair I think her mom owned a drug cartel.

10:25

No mukuro you're fine!

10:50

That…. That was something
but now its time for the moment we've all been waiting for

11:08

I FORBID IT YOUNG LADY!

Soulbound: she can't hear you.

Angry gp noises

11:58

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
its gonna happen I need to prepare myself.

12:07

Good news!
you are all going to heaven
Bad news!
RIGHT NOW!

13:44

Soulbound: why don't they just use the weapons to kill her?

Gp: well you see, there's a little thing called fear, stress and pressure
it makes you stupid and not see any other way besides the ones told to you
happens all the time in horror movies
…..

14:14 (just play the scene and hear the song)


[GP]
Well…
pulls out guitar.
here's the first killing I have a good song for this...

Will I lose my dignity?
Will someone care
Will I wake tomorrow
From this nightmare?

Group #1
Will I lose my dignity
Will someone care
Will I wake tomorrow
From this nightmare?

Group #2
Will I lose my dignity
Will someone care
Will I wake tomorrow
From this nightmare?

Group #3
Will I lose my dignity
Will someone care
Will I wake tomorrow
From this nightmare?

Group #4
Will I lose my dignity
Will someone care
Will I wake tomorrow
From this nightmare?


Gp: oh the depravity…

But you know I don't think I'd call that despair either
like whoop de do you threatened people and put them in a room of stress blackmailing them causing them to panic and kill eachother who would have ever guessed that would happen
literally everyone
like it's a scientific provation so what do you get from it?
unless you were secretly hoping they were better than that and that they would just shoot you in the head then and there hahahah…. Maybe

19:33

AND NOW WE'RE ALL DOOMED

20:01

Oh yeah the other guys reaction to it well let's just say the committee didn't want people to catch wind of this
but why tell you when I can show you.

Soulbound: did we ever get their names.

Gp: … no actually I think not

ok ok let's go in order left to right

Ok first guy
archie gator
then haru gilla
old dude with the hair is Jio Futoago
and last guy is Callisto de viper.

Got it? Good!


[GP]
And now, an explanation of the Corrupt Bargain, which took place in the back halls of hopes peak while no one was watching.

[HUSK]
Do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Archie gator says:

[GATOR]
We need to find a scheme to
Keep the power in the
Hands of the chosen few.

[HUSK]
Jio Futoago says:

[FUTOAGO]
If my dad was in the council
I should get to be in it too!

[HUSK]
Haru gila says:

[GILA]
I'll make you councilmen.
If you keep me as Secretary of State

[HUSK]
Callisto de viper says something in Italian
That none of us can translate
Whoo!

Do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do

All you educated people
You can talk of liberty
But do you really want
The Japanese people
To learn of this tragedy?
Ooh!

Do do do doot (repeated)

Jio Futoago says:

[FUTOAGO]
If we cover it all up
Then the mastermind will surely cave!

[HUSK]
Archie gator says:

[GATOR]
You can do what you want
If you don't try to take away my slaves

[HUSK]
Haru gila says:

[GILA]
You'll keep the reserve course 'cause I know
How to play realpolitik

[HUSK]
Jin kirigiri said something prescient about this
But he's not important
Let's dance!

[ALL]
Do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do

[HUSK]
You can compromise all you want
They're still drunk and smell like pee!
But Do you really want the mastermind
To cause the tragedy?

Jio Futoago:

[FUTOAGO]
The people are stupid!

[HUSK]
Haru gila:

[GILA]
They can all go rot!

[HUSK]
Archie gator:

[GATOR]
They're lame!

[HUSK]
Futoago:

[FUTOAGO]
They suck!

[HUSK]
Haru gila:

[GILA]
The mastermind's a total twat!

[HUSK]
Archie gator:

[GATOR]
These guys are idiots but
It's the mastermind who's a real threat.

[HUSK]
I'm sure sora enix would have an opinion
But he hasn't been born yet

Junko is a loser!

[DEPRAVITY]
Junko is a loser!
Junko is a loser!
Junko is a loser!

They all laugh maniacally as they celebrate what they think is their victory.

[JIN]
DON'T I GET A SAY IN THIS?!

Gator and Gila sigh, perhaps not caring an ounce on what jin has to say.


Gp: but Junko was in fact not a loser
because this was all part of her plan with them covering it up it gave her free rain to leak it out but with a certain extra… brain washing flair tainting all their souls with darkness becoming slaves to the great hivemind
But I think the best way to explain this is…
IN SONG!

22:00


[GP]
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
You didn't know that you fell
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
Now that you're under our spell

Blindsided by the beat
Clapping your hands,
Stomping your feet
You didn't know that you fell
Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh
Now you've fallen under our spell
Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

We've got the music,
Makes you move it
Got the song that makes you lose it
We say "jump", you say "how high?"
Put your hands up to the sky
We've got the music,
Makes you move it
Got the song that makes you lose it
We say "jump", you say "how high?"
Put your hands up to the sky

Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
You didn't know that you fell
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
Now that you're under our spell

Listen to the sound of my voice
Oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
Soon you'll find you don't have a choice
Oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
Captured in the web of my song
Oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
Soon you'll all be singing along
Oh-whoa-oh

We've got the music,
Makes you move it
Got the song that makes you lose it
We say "jump", you say "how high?"
Put your hands up to the sky
We've got the music,
Makes you move it
Got the song that makes you lose it
We say "jump", you say "how high?"
Put your hands up to the sky

Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
You didn't know that you fell
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
Now that you're under our spell
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
You didn't know that you fell
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
Now that you're under our
Spell...
hahahaha
MAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!

23:13
Like lambs to the slaughter
and if it all goes the way the creator wants
then literally!
Well that's all for now tune in next time for when things go wronger!