gp: and so time passed

soulbound: how long?

gp: I'd say... a little over 6 months

soulbound: 6 months!?... I'm impressed

gp: you really thought they'd relapse so soon!?
look they may be messed up, but they weren't born evil

soulbound: well they said otherwise

gp: duh! it's easier for people to hate you when you just say you were born that way shed get less despair if people understood her life story
BUT THATS NOT THE POINT!

soulbound: it also makes it more disturbing for people that simp her anyway

gp: true

gp and soulbound both look at you judgmentally

gp: so time flew by, and things were starting to get interesting especially when everyone's favorite muse makes a return


I guess I should start with why I'm here... the way I recall I think it was about 2 years ag o I had recently finished up a quest I had with my pal hoto though my informant walker wolf crossed a line so I was looking for a world to send him to where he could look up info... you do know about the multiverse yes? that's how I know about danganronpa and other worlds I live in one I made myself I have a profession that requires I travel to many after all and when searching youtubia for a world to ad I saw danganronpa not that I was head in for it but it looked interesting and the bear looked cool not to mention of a lets player I liked was playing it it must be good so I sent walker in to see if it was worth it, needless to say yes its awesome I wanted that bear to he'd make a great adoptive son for some friends of mine hahaha so the first time hearing the story walker was telling me all about it and that's when I first saw her the villain of that universe Junko enoshima... eh I've seen better just another cruel human kinda annoying so I didn't think much of them despite the twinge in my heart when she died my basic villain empathy but then, but then... but then... would it be bad of me to tell that I don't exactly know what happened? it could have been a story I read or a scene from the world but I was suddenly filled with hate, lots of hate I was filled with the brim of hate for her I don't remember why but oh it would have given me great satisfaction to just snap her neck of squeeze her head to blood juice or make a universe filled with her then destroy that universe in an eye blink I don't know why but I hated her with all my heart though the twinge remained when witnessing her death again like, (though I did gain a admiration for Makoto such a baby boi truly a man I wish I could be) despite the way she puts herself there was something more and while curiosity killed that cat it can't kill a dragon so I hired walker again to specifically study her despite his current work on the v3 case and might I saw it was interesting all the info I got from her it seemed despite what the creator said she was much more complex poor- NO gosh darn my empathy for villains but I continued my research for the itch in my brain like I knew more then I let on still stayed especially hearing analyses video's and they all made me wonder what happened to her?
then I found out as if a locked part of my brain awaked witch was fair I did have many skills but now I knew what I had to do as I packed my things and opened a portal cause there was more to that despair woman then she let on and it was my job as king to unleash it , though it wouldn't hurt to have some fun to along the way!
man I'm bad at writing


and so I jumped in the portal and fell on the ground I looked up at the sky there I was danganronpa if I'm correct on the time dr zero should be happening how fun a perfect time to start my plan but then I look at myself I'm shorter with more beard and head hair... I'm human

"IM HIDEIOUS!"
"actually I think I'm quite handsome BUT STILL"

there didn't seem to be to many people around at the moment but note to me that I should try to stop talking to myself out loud as humans find it weird, I wonder when the friends I invited will come over eh well I better walk around and get my footing

as I was walking I saw her... mukuro...
don't you say it
I wanna say it
don't you say it!
I'm gonna say it
DONT
Ikusaba, the 16th Student, lying hidden somewhere in this school… the one they call the Ultimate Despair, Watch out for her

HAHAHAHAHAH
it never gets old man but I digress I like mukuro from my studies I confirm shes a sweetie girl who deserves all the head pats
poor baby just another victim to the cause, well at least in another universe they can be happy
not this one though... maybe I can talk to them?
oh but what would I say
something great something impactful
ou! how about

and so siramay leaned across the bench and spoke

siramay: you look like someone who would like music by Shakira

said the Voice out of nowhere sitting right across on the bench though mukuro never recalled them being there they were a man with black neck length hair and brown eyes with a distinct black tailcoat as his face looked like it was holding back an array of emotions

"Huh?" Her peaceful sky gazing was broken once she heard a voice, she looks down from the sky to see a man across the bench. She stares at him for an uncomfortable amount of time, before talking. "Can I help you?" Her response was simple, but it told a lot. She didn't like being rude to others, and she'd genuinely want to help anyone in need. She doesn't tell people her ultimate often, in fear that it will scare them off.

"Now that" siramay says pointing
"Is a good question can you help me well that would be easy if there was anything I needed help with at the moment and while I have a list of complexual dreams I don't have use for then at the moment but don't worry because just you existing has already helped me enough" siramay says holding his hand to his heart and smiling the biggest closed smile
"But if I could help you that's also nice"

She squinted, she had no real reason not to trust Siramay, she was just suspicious. It was normal for Mukuro to be suspicious of people, but she tries her best to see the good in people, so she wanted to start some small talk. "What's your name?" She gave of a friendly smile, to try to not sound suspicious.

siramay looks at her and smiles
Ahahah well my friend it is a pleasure to be introduced for I am
dramatic pose
dramatic pose
dramatic pose
SIRAMAY DRAKOS THE ULTIMATE PLAYWRIGHT!
YEAAAAAHAHAJAH...
... then he goes back to standing normally with a blank pose then smiles
And you?

"I'm Mukuro Ikusaba." She hesitates to tell her ultimate she didn't want to scare him off, but maybe it would help her, in some way, she should be honest after all. "I'm the ultimate soldier." She smiles a little bit more. "It's nice to meet you."

siramay smiles openly "woooow so cool! A soldier you must be very good at that I've met a few soldiers in my life or maybe they were just people of a warrior like society... but needless to say I say you're a very cool bro respect respect" siramay nods each time he says respect

She smiles, this was probably one of the only times nobody saw her talent as 'odd' or 'suspicious' so she was happy someone didn't say that for once. "Your talent is really cool too; I wasn't the best when it came to being creative."

"Daaaww thanks I tell yeah it can be hard especially for my more musical works but oh they are my favorite and so worth it when I finish especially all the other things to come with my job besides writing like preforming and viewing oh I tell yah nothing's more satisfying then seeing the reactions on people who are watching my shows, aw but it's ok if you're not creative that's why you have other great talents like crushing someone's skull in between your thighs! HAHAHAHAHAH... that last part was a joke not saying you have but I'd be impressed if you did!"

"So what are you doing here anyway..." she asked

siramay: ah! well I guess a multi-multo-tatoto multitudinous! amount of reasons really the short I'm waiting up for some buddies of mine, the long... well that be harder to explain... needless to say I got a grand plan

mukuro: oh?

siramay: yeah! the long game to put it simply

mukuro looks at him questioningly

siramay: yeah! cause the end is near! so basically WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
siramay then starts jumping around happily
we're gonna die
we're gonna die
we're gonna die
then he stops and rolls on the floor miserably
we're gonna die
we're gonna die
we're gonna die!
then he stops and pops back up
but that's ok you know why?

mukuro: mukuro was semi bewildered but continued down this path she had dealt with far stranger after all
why?

siramay: because that's life! bad things happen and that's ok you gotta make the most of it witch sounds silly but I mean if I'm gonna die I wanna die happy you know?
like for example look at all those smart brainy people who are all like
he attempts to do a smart sounding accent that is equally done with life
Fittonesuguramu pēsātesuto wa ta dankai no yū sanso nōryoku tesutodeari, keizoku suru ni tsurete shidaini kon'nan ni narimasu. 20 Mētoru no pēsumēkā no tesuto wa 30-byō de hajimarimasu. Saisho ni narande kudasai. Sōkō sokudo wa yukkuri to hajimarimasuga, kono shingō o kiita nochi wa maifun hayaku narimasu. Ding kono Oto ga kikoeru tabi ni, 1-shū o kanryō suru hitsuyō ga arimasu. Chō chokusen de hashiru koto o wasurenaide kudasai, soshite, dekiru dake nagaku hashitte kudasai. Saundo no mae ni 2-kai-me no rappu o kanryō dekinakatta baai, tesuto wa shūryō shimasu. Tesuto wa start to iu tango kara hajimarimasu. Anata no māku de, junbi o shi nasai, Din
and there all like "I know everything and thus have found no meaning in life and am depressed"

mukuro: yeah...

siramay: Siramay points at her WELL CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY YOU ARNT THEM

mukuro: why?

siramay: well if there's anything I learned from my travels... as a playwright it's that the thing is, with knowledge comes sorrow which leads to more knowledge... SO FORGET ABOUT THAT HAVE SOME COOKIES! Hahahahaha
cause the way I see it

[SIRAMAY]
The trouble with life is
It'll always try to teach the wrong lesson
Believe me, I've lived it long enough to know
They want you to become less callow
Less shallow
But I say: why invite stress in?
Stop studying strife
And learn to live "the unexamined life":

Dancing through life
Skimming the surface
Gliding where turf is smooth
Life's more painless
For the brainless
Why think too hard?
When it's so soothing
Dancing through life
No need to tough it
When you can sluff it off as I do
Nothing matters
But knowing nothing matters
It's just life
So keep dancing through

Dancing through life
Swaying and sweeping
And always keeping cool
Life is fraught-less
When you're thoughtless
Those who don't try
Never look foolish
Dancing through life
Mindless and careless
Make sure you're where less
Trouble is rife
Woes are fleeting
Blows are glancing
When you're dancing
Through life!

and after that I saw some of the very people and creatures I was meeting up with each in different forms to blend in with the world and while they were each unique characters with great stories those where for another time as I looked back at mukuro wanting to hang out with her more after all she deserves happiness to

siramay runs back to mukuro

hey! sorry if I kept yah waiting but I guess you can consider it my friends first time here!
needless to say I have plans to ease them in

mukuro: what plans?

siramay: A GRAND CELIBRATION! and all my pals are invited
ou! maybe you can come

mukuro: oh no! besides I have important things to do for someone anyway...

siramay: aw come on buddy if you never live a life for yourself have you lived a life at all?
So—what's the most swankified place around?

[MUKURO]
That would be the hopes peak Ballroom

[SIRAMAY]
Sounds perfect!

[sung]
Let's go down to the hopes peak Ballroom
We'll meet there later tonight
We can dance 'til it's light
Find the prettiest girl, give her a whir
Right on down to the hopes peak Ballroom

Come on - follow me
You'll be happy to be there:

[ALL]
Dancing through life
Down at danganronpa

[SIRAMAY]
If only because romp
Is what we come to:

[ALL]
Nothing matters
But knowing nothing matters
It's just life

[SIRAMAY]
So keep dancing through:
ah truly a wonderous day
What a night!

Tiga:
What a crowd!

hoto:
Makes you glad

walker:
Makes you proud
All the creme
De la creme

farari:
Watching us, watching them

mike and Davey:
All our fears are in the past

siramay:
six months

Major:
Of relief!

Conroy:
Of delight!

Mullaney:
Of Elysian peace!

siramay and tiga:
And we can breathe at last.

walker:
No more notes

Mike:
No more ghosts

Ridley:
Here's a health

hoto:
Here's a toast
To a prosperous year

farari:
To the new chandler

all:
May the splendor never fade!

ultimate's:
what a joy
what a change

siramay:
What a blessed release!
oh depravity

and so as many more people gathered a grand celebration was in full swing

siramay: you know after all this I should really start looking for that girl... but for now
hey mis-crow you enjoying yourself?

mukuro: ...

siramay: yeah I thought not you didn't really strike me as a big event person
but if it means anything it's your presence that makes this moment for me

mukuro: really?

siramay: yes! so for just one moment enjoy life with me
AND DANCE

[MUKURO]
what?

[SIRAMAY]
let's dance!

[ALL]
Dancing through life
Down at danganronpa
If only because romp
Is what we come to!
And the strange thing:
Your life could end up changing
While you're dancing
Through!