and so makoto woke up after the events of yesterday and while many thoughts where flowing in his head he couldn't focus on them cause at the moment he felt quite odd not mentally but in general for example his bed felt a lot warmer and lumpier and he felt a weight on his stomach and it felt slowly like he was gently moving up and down and when he finally looked around he saw
siramay himself sleeping on makotos bed and using makoto as a plushie sleeping soundly

siramay: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

makoto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

siramay: zz...! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

siramay jumps off the bed and starts bowing down to makoto

siramay: I AM SO SORRY MAKOTO BUT I WAS SO UPSETY AND I COULDENT SLEEP SO I COULDENT MAKE AN AIR BED AND YOUR BED LOOKED SO SOFT AND YOU LOOKED SO CUDDLY AND SWEET IM SORRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!
IM A WORM A WORTHLESS WOOOORRRMMM!

makoto: its ok its ok- just calm down and, don't do that again

siramay: daw makoto you are a sweetie!
though no promises on that
but I am really sorry

makoto: ...It's gone... ... She...she really is gone. ... It's almost like...there was never anything there to begin with. Every last sign of Sayaka's existence has disappeared without a trace...

siramay: so you feeling better since that girl you liked is dead? I know I am!

makoto: ...

siramay: ...
... yeah sorry sometimes I don't read the room

that's just cause my emotions are all wavy like a loose screw its all like one day I can be all
woooooo... and sad and depression bunnies and next day I'll be all
WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP just living life loving life
I don't know why myself, but that's life and I live with it

though I guess that's also because I got my revenge

makoto: what did you do?

siramay: let's just say... zetsu probably didn't have a good night sleep last night... and they won't be having one for the rest of their life ...hahahahhahahahahaahha!

siramay let out an evil laugh and while he should be happy the mastermind got there just deserts but the way siramay said it made him nervous

then makoto went to the dining hall then bayakua was a jerk then chiro got all sad cause they basically felt like they murdered Leon though they shouldn't then they were trying to comfort eachother on that fact then monokuma came in like the party pooper he is to blame them for the death how rude insulting people for not being strong enough to hold back on their murder urges... but you're evil so it makes sense you'd say that and then that day ended and was the true beginning of chapter 2! in witch makoto had to go to the gym they did work out, makes sense exercise is good for mental health something zetsu clearly lacks! then monokuma continued there ribble rable

monokuma: If exercise makes you laugh, exercise will make you cry! Now, if you keep doing these exercises, you will uncover the secret of the Assassin's Fist! Passed down from generation to generation in the empire of darkness... The power can by yours!

siramay: for 10 easy payments of $9.95

monokuma: and your soul

siramay: and your arm and your leg!

monokuma: and the other arm and other leg!

siramay: AND YOUR GENITALS!

makoto: It doesn't matter! Just get to the point. Did you really call us down here just to exercise?

monokuma: Of course not! You think I have that kind of free time on my hands!?

siramay: you don't have hands you have paws...
also yes

monokuma: Ahh, I'd like to make an announcement! Every time you overcome a class trial here at Hope's Peak, a whole new world will open up to you!

siramay: a whole new woooorrld don't you dare close your eyes

and so everyone was talking about the new floor that opened up and so they left to check that out
then makoto saw a letter of how the school closed then it makes them think

siramay: you know when I first saw this I thought this was like an evil government experiment thing you know all "test the limits of humanity" and all that

makoto: is it?

siramay: oh nononono I assure you the government has nothing to do with this so breath a sigh of relief

makoto: oh why?

siramay: cause if it was then they'd pretty much get away with it I mean it's the government it has thousands of people that also control a huge chunk of the world the only thing you could do about that is stage some coup but that would take like 10 years and many people would die then you'd also have to run the world since you took down the old rulers OH ITS SO TIREING GEEZ!
so you should thank kodaka it's not going that route

makoto: yeah... wait first saw this?

siramay: I'll explain later

and so makoto continued to explore
in which we got to the pool pre locker area witch monokuma went on his talk

Aoi: Oh! And I guess you need your handbook to get into the locker rooms!

makoto: Really?

monokuma: Really really!

siramay: really saka-willy!

makoto: stop bouncing off monokuma!

siramay: I'm not bouncing of monokuma

siramay then shapeshifted into a big rubber ball in which he launched himself off the walls and on monokuma pushing him a bit forward as siramay went the opposite direction

monokuma: dah-

siramay: now I'm bouncing off him!
hahahahahaha

makoto: ...

siramay: ...

I'm sorry

siramay then made a portal and sank himself in it disappearing

monokuma: Anyone who commits such indecency will be punished without mercy for their scandalous sexual depravity!

siramay then appeared again

siramay: as opposed to your actual depravity

monokuma: See, there's a Gatling gun mounted on the ceiling, right? And it'll be all DUKKA DUKKA DUKKA DUKKA!

Aoi: I bet it'd really hurt to get shot by that thing!

siramay: ah noooo you don't say?

as they went talking

monokuma: It's cuz all you teenagers are sex-crazed maniacs! You're at that age you'd try humping a plastic bottle! So to keep anything unseemly from happening, I have to maintain a rigorous watch!

siramay: implying you didn't
but then again with your looks you wouldn't need to!
but you also had money so you could pay a brothel.

and then everyone went back to the dining hall to discuss

taka: The warehouse and bathhouse on the 1st floor of the dorms are now open!

siramay: YEAAAHHH!

makoto: ?

siramay: I love baths makoto
slaps his own belly
I'm a bath man!

but then mondo got mad at taka because there was no exist

aw you made justice mad... how could you

but you two do end up gay and dead later so I'll allow it
then it was night

We all promised not to leave our rooms during nighttime... There's not much else to do. I guess I'll just go to bed.

siramay: good night my-koto!


MonoKuMa THeATEr

monokuma: Mr. Monokuma... Mr. Monokuma, do you have a second? I...I don't really like myself. I don't have any kind of skill or hobby I can say I'm super good at... And my grades are totally average, too. My reflexes are okay. Not great, not awful. I could get into a decent college, where I'd make a few friends. Maybe even find a normal girlfriend... Which is exactly why I don't like who I am! I understand that now! My life is just one giant copy-paste! I don't have any imagination! I'm a perfectly average cardboard cutout! You see what I mean, right Mr. Monokuma!?


a moment with siramay

for someone named monokuma you seem to hate monotony I even think you fear it but there's no phobia I found for that, maybe there is but I'm not the smart bulb you know? you were always like that wanting not to just live a life wanting to do something important something grand you wanted the world to remember who you are, but did you ever stop to think if you were happy of course you didn't your miserable that's why you enjoy it right? but it's not like you will stop you have nothing to go back to the worlds in shambles and you just killed the last person that genuinely cared for you all you have left is this goal and even then oh how you would love to stop but you can't do it yourself you need someone to do it for you, oh how you hate monotony but...I think your secretly jealous I mean look at you having all this power and nothing but sadness to show for t while the average joe has a stable job, a loving wife a home and children, they may think it's not much but oh, oh though Every day they shout and scold and go about their lives they're Heedless of the gift it is to be them wouldn't you love to wake up from this bad dream? to see your sister, your lover and even the man you called a father all alive and happy, you may not do much but just living would be enough, cause you'd be happy... but it's not a dream... you have nothing... so you press on, after all it's the only thing you can do... right?


so then makoto woke up to another eventful day as he went to the dining hall to talk with the others in which celest went crazy and everyone worried bayakua might have died and went to search for him

siramay: you'll find him in the library

makoto: huh? how'd you know that?

siramay: makoto I know lots of things!
I also don't know lots of things
so I guess that's life you know some things and are completely clueless to others

makoto: but why is he there

siramay: I'm not bayakua makoto... though I can shapeshift into him
siramay then used his magic to shapeshift into bayakua
even going as far as to mimic his voice

now why don't you make like a filthy peasant and go up and ask him yourself!...
then he turned back
was that a good impression? I was going for smug rich boy

makoto: I thought it was pretty good

siramay: daaw thanks!
now TO THE LIBRARY

and so as they got to the library they say bayakua in the flesh

makoto: Hey, uh...what are you doing?

bayakua: I'm fishing. What does it look like I'm doing?

siramay: fishing!

makoto: ?

siramay: for books?

makoto: ah

and so everyone started talking as bayakua was being a huge jerk
so himself

celest: Do not bother arguing with him. For him, the concept of losing simply does not exist. He is the Ultimate Affluent Progeny, after all-a boy raised to succeed from the day he was born.

siramay: when he won his first swimming competition

makoto: what?

siramay: ignore me

man and this guys a survivor... but I do admit after my viewing of drt I will admit he does have a heart deep in there just gotta stuff his mouth with humble pie first
though I'm more a cake man

then after that convo everyone left

siramay: ugh I can't stand jerks makoto
like steal stuff? I'm cool
murder 1 guy? ok
murder 10? great
murder the world? nice to meet yah let's be friends
BUT BEING A JERK FACE!? I cross the line! like jeez it won't kill you to treat people with respect

makoto: wait you're ok with murder?

siramay: look makoto no matter what I say you will hold the opinion murder is wrong and I don't wanna change that you're an angel and I love how you have such strong beliefs so just tell me I'm wrong and I'll be happy that you can be so strong willed

makoto did not know what to say with this

look buddy I'm on your side to stop zetsu so let's just burn that bridge when we get to it k?

and so siramay trotted off

and then there was free time!

siramay: oh hey makoto maybe you could uh hang out with me!

makoto: really?

siramay: yeah we can go to the av room I just gotta copy of Dracula the musical so we could watch that together

makoto: they made a musical on that

siramay: they can make a musical on anything with enough determination!
so please?

makoto: sure why not?

siramay: YEAH! ok let's go!

and so I spent time with siramay watching musicals

siramay: so you wanna ask me a question?

makoto: huh

siramay: come on makoto I'm a magical dragon from another dimension I know there are things you want to know but uh don't get to deep with me let's keep it simple for now after all we're still acquaintances

makoto: well... uh so why do you like musicals

siramay: what?

makoto: why do you like musicals?

siramay: that's... A GREAT QUESTION!
siramay shouted

... I guess I was just born like that

makoto: huh?

siramay: well you mean you know a matter of nature vs nurture
where your born you or you get made to you
but I don't think it's a matter of vs but more a matter of and its nature and nurture after all when some babies are born they are happy while others cry

or the fact of their looks the color of their eyes and skin is all in the nature
but I mean someone who's been shown the tragedies of life is more inclined to be depressed then one who's shown the wonders
that's nurture but sometimes it's the other way around after all its a bit of nature like the sad methodology of learned helplessness that's pure nature learning and knowing you can't do anything about your situation so why try... well I guess that's despair... BUT reminds me of a different experiment where there was a dog in a pool and he had to stay there till he drowned but the doctors would of course resuscitate him after but on the second time he lasted longer cause he had hope he would be saved so he pushed through! truly hope and despair is the nurture of life!

makoto: what does this have to do with musicals?

siramay: huh? OH YEAH I FORGOT! so as I was saying I'm sure it was in my nature with my small head not being able to understand things when I was a little wolf pup

makoto: a wolf?

siramay: oh yeah makoto before I was a dragon I was a wolf it makes sense when you think about it

makoto: no it dosent

siramay: now I was just a simple wolf pup with a dream of happiness and so I watch all the little movies and shows not really understanding what was said but when I first heard it something in my heart awoke oh it was so long ago I can't recall the song but it was the most beautiful thing I heard and I knew I needed to hear it again so I did! and again and again oh hearing songs filled a jolt in my bolt! a tingle in my wingle it just made me so happy I don't know why it just did I blame brain science chemical formuli and all that
so in other words IT MAKES ME HAPPY like every time I'm bored and got nothing to do I just pop on a song and my body's filled with hype honestly that's zetsus problem they didn't listen to enough musicals

but I digress my mouths tired from talking but this was fun ask me more questions later I love explaining and the look on your face is priceless but anyway I'm gonna take a nap

and just like that siramay started floating to the sky and then he disintegrated

siramay's Report Card has been updated based on your experience with him.

There's still plenty of time left. I can't just sit around here. I should head out. (hang out with mondo) why? (cause the universe said so)

and so he did!

mondo: Hey, Makoto... Listen, there's somethin' I gotta ask you...

makoto: Wh-What is it? You sound really serious...

mondo: Just shut up and listen. So...are you a dog person or a cat person?

makoto: ...Huh?

mondo: Just tell me before I beat the shit outta you! I'm a dog person, by the way! So what are you!? C'mon, tell me!

makoto: Am I a dog person, or a cat person? Well Mondo's a dog person, so...

meanwhile siramay who was peeping and whos whole idea was this was looking at makotos thoughts and saw something that really struck him

siramay: bear person?

makoto: w-what?

siramay: oh don't play dumb I can read your thoughts while dog and cat person are there part of you wants to say bear person
you like bears don't you makoto?

makoto: uh well

siramay: aw its ok I like bears to they are big and warm and very loving even though they can also easily kill you
like zetsu
come on tell him
tell him
teeeelll hiiiiiimmmmmm

makoto: I don't know

siramay: come on man I assure you nothing bad will happen

makoto: ...ok

A...bear person?

mondo: Bears?
That's fucked up, man.
You're not trying' to say you think Monokuma's cute, are ya?

makoto: ...

siramay: ... I'll be honest monokuma never crossed my mind when telling you to do that
maybe you should keep your bear love to yourself

and so makoto never told anyone else about his love for bears after that

needless to say it all went pretty well

and then it was nighttime again

Another day gone... But even though today is over...this "game" definitely isn't. How long is it gonna keep going?
All the stress and anxiety kept me from falling asleep until late in the night...


MonoKuMa THeATEr

monokuma: Whenever I spot a cute girl, I have a tendency to stare. I can't help it-I just gaze with intensity. The other day, I rode my bike to the train station... I was in the bathroom, just looking at myself in the mirror...


a moment with siramay

...GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY
but then again you're bisexual so...BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AHAHAHAAHAHHA but in all seriousness...you know some people think you're homophobic j but I don't really think so at all now don't get me wrong if someone's sensitive on their sexuality you will totally mock them for it Juzo but it's not like you active go out for gays though I'm sure you have quite the on point gaydar heck I'm sure you'd mock him even if he was strait his internalized homophobia was just a bonus... considering you're bi I wonder if you have a similar initialization WHAT AM I SAYING OF COURSE YOU DO hating yourself is your number 1 hobby but if you get despair from doing it then that means you don't actually believe in homophobia but the way I see it you're one of those villains that are like "I don't care about you're beliefs as long as you're on my side!" so yeah as long as there spreading or are in despair they can go off yah? that's fair a classic way to keep followers following you a win win for you I guess cause the hero's will think you're phobic and go against you and you're lackeys will think you're supportive and work for you not that it really matters in the end Afterall biphobia is the least of your worry's...


and so it was morning again and the usual happened then more free time which was also the same as usual and now makoto got roped into mondo and justices argument

mondo: There's a bathhouse on the 1st floor of the dorm, right? With a sauna inside?

taka: I see...a simple endurance contest, is it?
We're going to see who can stay in the sauna the longest, am I right!?

mondo: Goddamn straight!

siramay: is what they won't be after this is over...

makoto: wait what?

siramay: you'll see...

and so their sauna challenge went off and makoto had to leave

makoto: there going to be ok right?

siramay: for once I can assure you that this will actually work out very well!

makoto: oh! thank goodness

siramay: well I guess it's goodnight off to dream land where everything's grand

The concern stayed with me as I slowly succumbed to sleep.


MonoKuMa THeATEr

monokuma: If fate does exist...does that mean your future is decided the moment you're born? If all your yesterdays pile up to create your tomorrow is your future as final as your past? I just don't know. That's why I'm still alive-because I don't know. That's why I desperately cling to life!


a moment with siramay

truly a paradox are you one who is strong enough not to die but weak as to not truly live either but I say what you say is truly your way of living as at any moment you could end your life your ultimate desire but every attempt you take ends with your life still hanging by the strand spiting you to continue living your life of suffering and suffering when all you want is to end your suffering cause you feel your life is only a life to cause suffering you believe it's why you were born and what you were made for but the reason you are still alive is true cause you don't fully know and part of you hopes otherwise that maybe just maybe with the openings you made someone can finally stop you and suffering you could end it yourself but as I state you are not strong enough you need someone else to do it for you cause you have no hope for yourself, wait and hope it will come very soon it's only a matter of time and you will not have to suffer any more continue clinging to life no matter how hard it is cause while fate is set in stone you are the chisel and while you can't undo the mistakes you made you still have a chance to shape this block into something beautiful so do it!


and so it was morning again in which makoto went to the dining hall and saw mondo and justice being gay... no literally, I'm not taking that back then the day passed toko came to makoto about bayakua being possibly strait for bayakua then more free time!
and then IT was time... as monokuma told everyone to go to the gym and so as they were talking about police and hope for escape monokuma arrived

monokuma: Listen, can I just be frank?

siramay: no but you can be monokuma
ahahahahahahh

makoto gawked at siramay and his blatant dad joke

makoto: Are you gonna show us some demented thing to try and drive us all to murder!?

monokuma: Drive you to murder!? What a mean thing to say! Just awful!

siramay: yeah he's gonna fly you to murder, or maybe swim you to murder

makoto: this is serious!

siramay: ok I'm sorry... siramay looked down

and so monokuma released a new motive about peoples secrets

monokuma: And those embarrassing memories and secrets are all contained in the envelopes I have right here!

siramay: how are you holding them?

monokuma: don't question it!

and so he gave out everyone's secrets

monokuma: You have 24 hours! If someone doesn't become blackened by then...all your deepest, darkest, most embarrassingest secrets will be exposed to the world! Maybe I'll roll by a crowded intersection in a van strapped with loudspeakers and spill the beans!

siramay: NOT THE BEANS!
wait a minute I hate beans...
carry on then!

makoto: muse!

siramay: what? it's not like there's something I can do about it

and so monokuma left and everyone talked about their secrets until they left and siramay and makoto chatted

siramay: you wet the bed till 5th grade? really

makoto: hey!

siramay: nononono I'm not saying that I'm just saying is that the best secret they could get like I could name a bunch more from my head
like how you got hit by lightning and survived! or that from that accident you got a huge lightning scar Lichtenberg figure across your back from it! you honestly get a little embarrassed when you have to explain it to people but honestly I think it's pretty cool, OH or all the other human ending accidents that you got into and survived... honestly you got into a lot of human ending accidents oh OR YOUR BIG HOPE!

makoto: my big hope?

siramay: ahahahha yeah makoto I know you gotta biiiiiiggg "hope" and I don't mean your emotions either let's just say for every 10cm of zetus "despairs" you got one inch of your "hope" HAHAHAHAHAHHA OH! OR THE FACT YOUR AN ACCIDENT!

makoto: WHAT!

siramay: yeah old papa and mama naegi used all the protection they could for their nigh beneath the moonless sky but you in your first example of ultimate luck pushed passed it and where born! thankfully your parents where chill about it but yeah that seems like more a secret to be kept or maybe zetsu was sensitive about it since there an accident to

makoto: h-h-how do you know all this!?

siramay: ah there's the kicker maybe I should reveal my secret to its only fair
NO we can't tell him that
oh but I want to tell him
he'll get mad at us
but dosent he have the right to know?
yes but sabotaging how he sees us shouldn't be a part of it
awe come on me you know it will all work out in the end hehehehheheh
fnrgtregrteathrth
then siramay slaps both sides of his face
well my-bro-to let me let you in on a little something...
siramay then goes up to makotos ear
this isn't my first time experiencing this

makoto: huh?

siramay: well you know it's to be said I... kinda sort of experienced this whole song and dance of you getting into hopes peak and being forced to kill by monokuma about 5 times before! and what a pleasant experience it is...

makoto: what! but-but-but how!?

siramay: well like I said I'm not just some dimension traveling dragon who got roped up in this mess I'm a
ALL MIGHTLY ALL POWERFUL SHOWGUN DRAGON WHO CAN BEND THE COSMOS TO MY WILL!

siramay said as the whole world exploded leaving siramay and makoto floating in space before the world reshape itself back to its original state

...but you know that's all so tiering so why would I want to do that?

makoto: HOLD IT!

siramay: wrong game

makoto: NO THATS WRONG!
wait so you can do literally anything

siramay: yes

makoto: you have the power to stop this whole mess

siramay: ...y..yes?

makoto: then why aren't you doing that!

makoto was genuinely mad

siramay: makoto makoto makoto! no hold on here you can't just think I have cake and eat it to its more complicated than that!
if I just solve everything the universe would be furious I went against it and explode

makoto: why?

siramay: well uh... it's like uh... you see... UGH CURSE MY BAD EXPLENATIONS it's like, there's a balance the universe needs problems... OH let me explain it the best way I can

then siramay summons a piano

[SIRAMAY]
Well you see some people think I'm a Mary sue
Could this possibly be true?

No
Positively no
Spanish for no
NO!

Not in the slightest
So why the long faces?
Why am I not in your good graces?

I think it's time someone taught you guys a thing about having fun
And as the awesome showgun dragon
And most sensible one once said

Making sense where's the fun!
Don't you know that is so over done
Don't you see what fun could be had?
When the whole worlds going mad!

Whats the point in a battle?
If the task dosent make your bones rattle
Well I could be the smartest dragon in the whole world
Or maybe destroy the planet with a meteor

Perhaps that would be faster but that's such a bore!
Where's the fun
Where's the fun

Try havoc, Mayhem too!
Have a ball after all that's what I wanna do
I try and start to fix a problem or two
Then watch the whole universe try and make do
Its rather entertaining to see what we all do

That's whats fun, always fun!
HAHAHAHAH COMEON GUYS SING ALONG WHY DONTCHA?
After all, it's fun!

Where's the fun
Where's the fun
It all works out so there was no harm done

I couldn't very well just let this pass me on by
Cause yesterday I literally cried

HahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHH!
see? I can't help myself!
Well I could
BUT WHY WOULD I WANT TO
AhahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Where's the fun
Where's the fun
WHERE'S THE FUUUUUUUUUUUN

Ahahahha
Do you get it now?

makoto: so you're not doing anything cause it's fun?

siramay: well yes WAIT NO!

makoto: you could do anything to stop this but don't cause it's fun that's awful
YOU'RE NO BETTER THEN THE MASTERMIND!

siramay: WHAT NO MAKOTO THATS NOT WHAT I MENT

makoto: I don't want to hear it
I just…need time to think about this
just leave me alone for now...

siramay: MAKOTO

but makoto was ignoring siramay so siramay left in sadness

siramay: GOSH DARN MY LACK OF WORDS
then siramay disintegrated in sadness for the night hoping tomorrow after the murder makoto would hear him out and forgive him for now he just had to find a way to properly word it