MonoKuMa THeATEr
monokuma: Hey, do you have a second? I wanna confide in you... It's about the prevailing world attitude right now. The difference between passive and active. I mean... For example, it's the difference between like, "Oops! I killed him," and, "Yeah that's right. I killed him." Amazingly, there are tons of people who don't understand the difference. Can you believe it!? But there's a HUGE difference between "Oops!" and "That's right." You know what I'm saying, right? Anyone can kill someone in the heat of the moment. But surprisingly few can do it with calculated intent. To make that choice, then put it into action, it's way harder than just letting your emotions lead you. It's all about preparation. Resolve. So maybe you're wondering, what's the point I'm trying to make? Well, I'm not totally sure myself. Maybe you should try reading between the lines.
a moment with siramay
well yeah I guess that makes sense though I don't think "oops" and "that's right" are the right term of phrase but yeah cause even in the heat of the moment someone can still go "that's right" like after all murder for fun can sometimes be pure heat but I guess some calculation is needed if you are gonna get away with it but where any of your murders ever in pure heat I wonder? but I do agree everyone treats murder the same where its oops or that's right and I find that very rude treating the one suffering from their mistakes the same as a blood thirsty monster, that's just cruel and that's why some people think they can never go back cause the worlds not forgiving, well I guess that's why I'm here cause unlike humans I can look past murder!
then makoto woke up to monokuma
monokuma: I wanted to spice things up! So instead of a school announcement, I decided to wake you up in person!
makoto: What the hell for!?
monokuma: Because it's fun.
when monokuma said that makoto was reminded of siramay who he yelled at yesterday part of him feels bad and that he probably should have heard him out fully but honestly he didn't know siramay was a magical dragon and makoto had no idea how to handle that it's not like he ever thought he'd be in that situation much less a killing game but makoto still hoped everything would work out
then monokuma implied something happened to one of makotos classmates which filled makotos heart up with fear as he tried to get to the dining hall
but when makoto opened the door in the morning the first thing he saw was siramay holding a soda
siramay: also you have a breeding kink
makoto: WHAT!?
siramay: oh yeah I'm not sure if you know since you're not really a lewd man but you totally dig the thought of having babies with someone I get that that's why even though you're bi you lean more towards woman cause the thought of getting them pregante it really warms you up
makoto: wh-wh-what AM NOT
siramay: come on makoto I saw the way you were looking at mondo and justice in the sauna for Pete snake justice has a 8 pack it's cool zetsu's bi as well and I to enjoy the thought of abs, but I'm demi so I need to get on a get to know basis before I'm all up in that
then makoto just glared at siramay as he looked back confused
siramay: am I forgetting something? why u so mad?
...
!
then siramay remembered and went off the walls
KILL ME!
makoto: !_ w-what!
siramay then began jumping off the walls and shaking makoto franticly
siramay: MURDER ME!
STAB ME!
SLIGHT MY THROUAGHT OPEN TEAR OUT MY GUTS AND EAT MY HEART OUT
I DONT DESERVE TO LIVE IM SO SORRRRRYYYYYYYYY
siramay gave makoto a knife seeming to want to go through with wanting to be killed
makoto: NO IM NOT GONNA KILL YOU!
siramay: no you are right I'm a jerk I deserve to be killed do it I won't mind...
makoto: nononononoononono! look I'm mad but I don't think you should die I just need time... I'm sure you aren't that bad
siramay: really?
makoto: yeah...
siramay: siramay got up with a jolt
THEN I SWEAR THAT BY THE END OF THIS CHAPTER I WILL GAIN YOUR TRUST BACK
but ok I'll give you time... I'm sorry
and so siramay turned to walk away dejectedly but then he stopped and turned to say one last thing
oh by the way brace yourself the dead bodies in the girls locker room but go to the dining hall first immediately finding the body at this time of morning would make you look specious
then siramay left dejectedly as makotos heart filled with fear as he went to the dining hall not getting what siramay said off his mind
and so after the meet up makoto immediately went to where siramay had said
siramay: brace yourself trust me it's not pretty
and then makoto saw chihros dead body
and after justice came in the body discovery announcement (BDA) played so then it was up to makoto to investigate then they saw the bloody spelling on the wall witch reminded them of genocide jack, or syo depending on which universal translation you read but let's go with jack it rolls of the tongue you know? then toko came passed out acted weird and all that jazz and as more talking about murder and school regulations happened thus began... the investigation
and so baykaua dragged makoto along like the bottom he was
HEY! he's not a bottom I'll have you know he's a hard Bonafede switch!
it's just he's very polite in a world full of doms
so is zetsu I guess but the other way around, shes very mean in a world full of bottoms
BUT THATS NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW ME!
so bayakua called monokuma to explain a loophole in thy rules but makoto got confused
makoto: Wait, hold on... You're saying that's a loophole, but... In order to borrow something from someone, then...that means someone would have to loan it, so...uh...
monokuma: So sleepy... Just listening to you makes me wanna pass out! Be more like Byakuya and get your poop together!
siramay: ahahhaha he gets is see no cursing
makoto: glare
siramay: well it's true you could learn a thing or two from mr Kuma
monokuma: Or else I'll charge you with criminal negligence! No more questions! Figure out the rest your own damn self! *leaves*
siramay: or not... gosh darn him he said beaver dam how not nice
makoto: ...
siramay: oh also because they stole the book with is technically not loaning since the dead person can't consent LIKE NECROPHILLIA!
makoto: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT!?
siramay: it was the first thing that came to mind
but I digress bayakua will continue on his prattle
and continue he did in which bayakua explains the loophole much better than me as he dosent compare it to necrophilia
then they see the broken handbook then go on their investigation on genocide jack but then Aoi came in about toko bla bla bla then they finally go into the library
then they go to the secret document stuff in which bayakua talks about the secret council witch was real
I say WAS because in drt junko destroyed them well not her specifically the remnants of despair did for the evil world ending plan
but honestly I totally consent in that I don't trust secret councils as far as a baby could throw them as a good friend of mine said "If you need a secret council to prevent the world from collapsing, then you shouldn't have it" and that's not even getting started on their death game sub-organizations but that's another story for another time
for now geocide jack! so then makoto learned stuff and bayakua abandoned him
without any after care either how cruel
don't say things like that you make it sound like they're in a relationship!
well many people would like that
I wouldn't
ah yes instead of being in a relationship with the blond haired blue eyed male jerk you want him to be with the blond haired blue eyed FEMALE jerk
NO I DONT!
ah yes of course well anyway
And just like that, he was gone. Just as quickly as he'd asked me to join him, he'd cut me off. In the end, I felt like I was just some plaything getting tossed around. At the same time, I'd uncovered some really important clues thanks to him... Genocide Jack... He's the one that killed Chihiro. And that murderous fiend is one of us! But who is it...? I have to find that out, no matter what it takes. And to do that, there's somewhere I have to go investigate one more time...
Siramay: hahahah he
Makoto: do you know something
Siramay: of course I know something the real question is if I can tell you said something, and the answer is no
Makoto: why not!? Don't you know we'll die if we get this wrong
Siramay: you dying is exactly why I cant yell you makoto!
you see you have a thought process
you see certain things you think certain things you find out certain things and think some more till you eventually find out the killer if I tell you ahead of your process you'll have a whole new thought process that will lead to incorrect thoughts cause you didn't follow the correct thoughts witch will lead to you getting things wrong and in short
YOU DIE
Makoto: I di-
Siramay: YOU DIE
Makoto: I-
Siramay: YOU DIE
Mako-
Siramay: YOU DIE
I wouldn't take you for the suicidal type makoto Afterall you haven't even faced half the trauma you'll get in the future
Makoto: what-
Siramay: I DIGRESS
so dying is the last thing I want you to do makoto
if you die well, I might as well kill myself your life is very important
Makoto: but so where-
Siramay: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY
but their lives where important to and yes that's true but there dead they can't face on with what lies in store, but you can! And you will and you must! Don't throw away your life on cheap boost because you have to make it through this and face zetsu to avenge there deaths its what they would want and while I guess I can't speak for them I speak for myself when I say if you die cause of this game well… it would hurt me more than anything
siramay said with his claws grabbing at his arms so hard that it seemed if they where squeezing any harder they would pierce the skin
just thinking about it makes me sick
so please go out and find the secrets to find the blacked to avenge your friends and stop zetsu and save the world
Makoto: save the wor-
Siramay: IT'S A EXSPRESION (kinda)
but yes I wouldn't be not helping you if I didn't already know you could do it
SO DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS AND JUST DO IT!
CAN YOU DO IT!?
Makoto: honestly makoto was moved by the speech if not also confused but it did inspire him to continue investigating so that's what he would do
yes!
Siramay: OK GOOD LUCK!
So makoto investigated finding new useful info then went to examine Chihiro's body one more time
Chihiro's hands are bound with...what looks like some kind of rope. The rope was used to prop her up in a kind of crucifix position. ...Huh?
Siramay: oh! Hey hey makoto that look familiar ey?
come on you saw it before yeah?
Makoto: I don't think so
Siramay: no I mean the, you know
Makoto: are you talking about her general pose or just the hand
Siramay: the material that's holding her up!
Makoto: boxing glove lacing?
Siramay: no
Makoto: sports tape?
Siramay: no!
Makoto: I'm sure I'll figure it out
Siramay: LOOK DOWN!
This rope has a...plug!? (YES!) well you could have just waited, and I would eventually find out (… did you just-) Wait, so then...this isn't a rope at all! But the more I think about it, the more that's not the only thing that concerns me.
Then makoto investigates more
and then it was finally (FINALLY) time for the class trial
Siramay: don't worry makoto everything will work out in the end I believe in you! You can do it!
he said wearing a shirt that said go makoto while shaking pom poms
And so, the curtain opened once again...
A deadly judgment... A deadly deception... A deadly betrayal... A deadly riddle, a deadly defense, a deadly faith...
A deadly...class trial! (so poetic!)
Then the trial started as they all talked then revealed who genocide jack was, or maybe genocide jill? But I'll just say jack sounds more dramatic you know? Cause jack has that punch while jills more a down curls you see JACK! Sounds like a stab rhymes with attack so GENOCIDE JACK… nice nice very nice
*This* is the "murderous fiend" Genocide Jack? This is... This is...! This is beyond insane! (this is Sparta!)
So they reveal her identity but then makoto went to prove she couldn't be the killer and saw the most important pattern, THEY WHERE ALL GUYS!
Jack: That's right! The people I kill with such passion and conviction...are all adorable little men! Kyaah! I can't believe I said it! I'm so embarrassed!
Siramay: *angry siramay noises*
Makoto: whats wrong?
Siramay: I'll tell you whats wrong! I'm offended makoto
offended on your behalf! She goes on saying that she will only kill adorable boys, but she has not made one attempt to kill you!
Makoto: WHAT!?
Siramay: it's insulting makoto! Aren't you an adorable boy?
OF COURSE YOU ARE! You're the purest bean in the world! You're a chad a giga chad
You got the huuuggggee "hope!" what are you not good enough for her!?
it's a good thing shes wearing glasses or id have to remind her to get her eyes checked!
you are a sweetie baby angel makoto and it insults me that she dosent see you as such
DO YOU HEAR ME GET YOUR EYES CHECKED!
Makoto: makoto on the other hand was thankful that jill didn't see him as such but more importantly he would like to move on from this conversation
So makoto epically proved jill did not kill Chihiro and now we turn to bayakua as makoto interrogates him
Makoto: The poster in the girls locker room was a picture of a big-boobed supermodel-
Siramay: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Makoto: ….
Siramay: I'm sorry I'm sorry I just can't take you seriously when you say that hahahahhaha
continue on though
But as they where talking people started to get confused on how Chihiro got into the boys locker room which leads to the moment we've all been waiting for…..
Siramay: bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum (makoto looking at siramay in confusion) bum bum bum bum bumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUM BADA BA BA BA BAAAAHHHH
Sakura: This...this girl is...!
Aoi: Is what!?
sakura: ...is a boy!
Siramay: applause ta daaaa!
Hes a trap sorry
but finally took you long enough
Makoto: Chihiro was...a guy?
Siramay:
Makoto: wait- you mean you knew the whole time?
Siramay: I mean…. Duh all-powerful magical dragon and all
Monokuma: Hmm? Oh what, you guys didn't know? Heck, I knew that right off the bat!
Chihiro Fujisaki was totally a guy!
Siramay: well now that you know that I hope it all becomes clear for you
And now we are back to the trial
Makoto: I'm slightly uncomfortable right now…
Siramay: why? Well I mean as opposed to all the murder and death robots and such?
Makoto: well two reasons do you want the serious one or the funny one?
Siramay: was it because you though Chihiro was cute?
Makoto: it just feels like this means Chihiro was transgender and now we're all referring to them as him
Siramay: OH nonononononoonononno… no haha don't get him wrong my-bro-to take it from a knower of everything I assure you Chihiro was pure wanting guy and would want to be stated as guy they just had masculinity issues cause they weren't a macho man I assure you that has nothing to do with it if anything it's the opposite of trans and I feel referring to them would offend the actual trans person here
Makoto: wait who?
Siramay: I'm no snitch!
but it aint me
though I can shape shift my body to gain those parts….
but I prefer not to it just feels wrong
Makoto: also yes the other reason is cause I though she-he was cute
Siramay: HA! Told you you where bi
And makoto covers his face in embarrassment
But anyway we continue the trial of mr Chihiro fujisaki who if alive would want us to call him he, so we honor his death…. But man everyone's picking up on it fast absolutely no fumbles
good on them, so then they reveal bayakua didn't kill Chihiro just messed with the body (CAUSE HES A JERK) and now time to find the true killer then after running out of leads they went to Celest's account
Makoto: But knowing what we know, I can't even guess...
Siramay: I can!
Makoto: who!
Siramay: makoto you know I can't…well actually maybe I can
OKOKOKKOKKOKOKOK
so uh run down a list of all the male characters
Makoto: taka, bayakua, mondo, yasuhiro and hifumi
Siramay: well it can't be hifumi he dosent work out
and it's not bayakua no one likes him
and I doubt its yasuhiro because no one likes him either
Makoto: he-…
Siramay: SO IT MUST BE JUSTICE
Makoto: what! No if anything it's….!
Siramay: ding ding ding give the boy a prize
but wait don't say it yet wait for the right moment….
Kyoko: ...No, you already have what you need to make the connection.
Makoto: Huh...?
Kyoko: You know who the killer is.
Makoto: did she hear us!?
Siramay: no but follow her lead
So kyoko fains importance on the track suit color
Mondo: : So what you're saying is the killer was wearing the same blue tracksuit as him? My tracksuit is black
Siramay: I NEVER SAID IT WAS POISON!
Makoto: ?
Siramay: …it's a trope name makoto…
just, ugh
make with the truth bullets
So makoto did calling out Mondo's knowledge
Celest: That's why you said you knew who did it, to put them on edge.
Kyoko: That's right. However...
Mondo was my target all along. I had my suspicions about him from the very beginning!
Siramay: should someone tell kyoko that even though shes pointing mondo is literally right next to her…
Makoto: ….no
So makoto finally concurred that mondo was the culprit as he explained in depth
sooo coooooool makoto is so cooooooooool
and so it was confirmed that mondo was the killer much to justices dismay
so then monokuma explained the tragic ballad of Chihiro and mondo
and then it was execution time
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BUTTEEERRRR
MMMMMMMMM
if it weren't for the fact I hate butter id love to eat that right now
but no I can't makoto would be very disappointed in me must resist urge
for makoto! Who is very sad right now
Another murder...and another execution... I want to feel again... Everyone's lives are taken so lightly here... I feel like I might be going mad... Maybe I'll just...let it happen...
Siramay went to hug makoto in an attempt and comfort causse hearing him say that hurt
Course then bayakua was being a jerk!
then more stuff happened at least bayakua as standards as to not be on the level of monokuma but they should be careful to jinx what they say that's not their destiny, there destiny is to have there mouth stuffed with humble pie as I watch… that sounded rude I'm sorry
Monokuma's laughter pealed across the courtroom, and the curtain closed on the case of Chihiro and Mondo. But I knew that wasn't the end. The killing game would still continue... Because the mastermind wouldn't let it end. For those of us who were still alive, our worst fear and despair kept on multiplying... It was the kind of despair that felt like a blind puppy in hell had more of a future than us... All of our courage, our effort, our friendship... It felt like it amounted to nothing at all.
...It was the worst kind of despair.
And so makoto was sitting sad in his room, sad from all the depravity going about and as his friend I felt it my duty to cheer him up….. but how?
Siramay: hey buddy…. Part of me wants to ask if your ok to show I care but another part of me feels it redundant as I can see you obviously arnt but uh you ok?
But makoto said nothing as if he was trying to ignore siramay but siramay adamant to help makoto took him in his own hands, quite literally as siramay could be forceful for the things he wants
Siramay: ok come on let's get out of here
Makoto: ah- where are you taking me!?
Siramay: anywhere but here! I mean as in outside your room I can't really take you out out
but I mean look at this place! You aren't some lion in a half rate not-up-to-code zoo this is top level enrichment enclosure you got and you have to make do with what you got cause doing nothing is the worst thing you can do even with all this I still believe that so please get off your but cause being depressed about depression will only make you more depressed at least if you do something you can do something so come on! Let's do something anything! Oh I know! Let's go fly a kite
Up to the highest height!
Let's go fly a kite and send it soaring
Up through the atmosphere
Up where the air is clear
Oh, let's go fly a kite!
Makoto: but the buildings not big enough for a kite
Siramay: then let's fly a tiny kite! We can fly them on the stairs! Going down fast enough will give them wind!
Makoto: why?
Siramay: cause it's fun!
Makoto: no why are you cheering me up? You come here from another world say you've seen 5 times before, do nothing but spit nonsense but you still try to act like my friend
Siramay: cause I want to be makoto, look one time some time ago I had this friend I call em g but oh they had a tragic past id rather not name and me the young spry showgun dragon thinks "hey I have power maybe I can go back in time and prevent it from happening!" so I did… except I didn't cause you see the universe as I said the creator has a plan and they need certain times in said stories to happen for it and if they don't they get mad, so when I woke up it was the same day I traveled to! The creator didn't want me to save them but I did, again, and again and again and again, it hurt me so much to see them in pain but I knew what I had to do I resigned myself to let it happen and went back to the present, but then I realized something makoto
when I met them I became there friend and they met others a man they can call a spouse a clone they can call a child and many many robot people who all call eachother family!
so even though bad things happen they still found happiness it's when I realized an important phrase I take to heart "it all works out in the end" so makoto I know your suffering and I can't change that but I see it
I see your future makoto
Makoto: what?
Siramay: you! But not just you but a lover and children and the sky blue like cotton candy with the air perfectly crisp and you smiling the most handsome smile on your face and it happens because I was there! So I know even though this is sad it will get better! And I know that it dosent change that you faced pain BUT I promise I will be there to help any pain you do feel along the way
[SIRAMAY]
In the dark of the night
[MAKOTO]
In the dark of the night
[SIRAMAY]
In the light of the day
[MAKOTO]
In the light of the day
[SIRAMAY]
When you're rising to shine
[MAKOTO]
When you're rising to shine
[SIRAMAY]
When you're hitting the hay
[MAKOTO]
When you're hitting the hay
[SIRAMAY]
I'll be hanging around
[MAKOTO]
I'll be hanging around
[SIRAMAY]
If you like it or not
[MAKOTO]
If you like it or not
[SIRAMAY and MAKOTO]
I'm gonna be right by your side no matter what!
[SIRAMAY]
No matter what
[MAKOTO]
No matter what
[SIRAMAY]
No matter what
[MAKOTO]
No matter what
[SIRAMAY]
No matter what
[SIRAMAY and MAKOTO]
No matter what
No matter what
[MAKOTO]
No matter what
[SIRAMAY]
Oh, I'm gonna be
[MAKOTO]
Oh, I'm gonna be
[SIRAMAY]
Right by your side
[MAKOTO]
Right by your side
[SIRAMAY and MAKOTO]
I'm gonna be right by your side no matter what
[MAKOTO]
In the dark of the night
In the light of the day
When you're rising to shine
When you're hitting the hay
[SIRAMAY]
Just remember this song
[MAKOTO]
How's it go?
I forgot
[SIRAMAY and MAKOTO]
I'm gonna be right by your side no matter what
[SIRAMAY]
Through whoever you've been
[MAKOTO]
Through whoever you've been
[SIRAMAY]
Through whoever you'll be
[MAKOTO]
Through whoever you'll be
[SIRAMAY]
Through whatever you lose
[MAKOTO]
Through whatever you lose
[SIRAMAY]
You will always have me
[MAKOTO]
You will always have me
[SIRAMAY]
At the end of your rope
[MAKOTO]
At the end of your rope
[SIRAMAY]
I'll be holding you taut
[MAKOTO]
I'll be holding you taut
[SIRAMAY and MAKOTO]
I'm gonna be right by your side no matter what
Be right by your side
Be right by your side
Be right by your side no matter what
And so makoto and siramay spent the night having fun together and during that night I think its safe to say they became friends in the truest sense of the word
END CHAPTER
And then there where 10
