Mukuro Ikusaba... The sixteenth student, lying hidden somewhere in this school... The one they call the Ultimate Despair... Watch out for her.
:)
Kyoko told me to watch out for her... Mukuro Ikusaba... That was three days before...the next incident. (spoilers makoto!) Three days before we would be faced with another murder. (spoilers!)
Three days before the worst thing so far would reveal itself...
NOOO WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME OF THIS YOU TRULY ARE EVIL
CHAPTER 5: 100 MILE DASH PAIN OF A JUNK FOOD JUNKIE
And so it was the morning after and everyone was talking in the dining hall, but no time for chit chat as they began looking at the final floor.
So here I am on the 5th floor of Hope's Peak Academy... The 5th floor has been opened up to us... And it's totally different from all the floors we've seen up till now.
Makoto: For some reason it feels...unpleasant.
siramay: how so because its blue?
Makoto: no its just… off I guess.
Siramay: probably because it's the last floor, there might be a roof opening but its sealed I think
shame to cause zestu enjoys looking at the stars, can't do that anymore cause… well I don't think I can say
bout the only thing that gives them non evil joy now I suppose is there secret stash of David bowie music
it's all they have left, daw poor baby….
I'm gonna steal it!
Makoto: why!?
Siramay: THEY DON'T DESERVE HAPPINESS
Makoto: SIRAMAY!
Siramay: what!? They don't!
Makoto: but you shouldn't stoop to their level.
Siramay: !... daaaww makoto you really are an angel!
I'll think about it.
So makoto searched a bit then talked to kyoko but she had not much to say cause the cameras
it's a shame I can break them as much as I want but by the end of the day I have to fix them cause the universe then they went to the garden area searching the shed then the flower AND A CHICKEN COOOOOOOP mmmmmm chicken, then sprinklers
Monokuma: It's for the sprinklers!
Makoto: Sprinklers...?
Monokuma: Yeah! It controls the sprinklers in the garden! The sprinklers are set to go off every morning at 7:30. Don't you dare change it without permission! Of course, the settings panel is locked, so you couldn't change it if you wanted to!
Makoto: So that means the sprinklers go off at 7:30 a.m. every morning?
Monokuma: Yup, you got it. It's super user-friendly, which sucks. So if you get here too early, you'll get drenched. So watch yourself! But you're not a little kid, right? You're too old to go running through sprinklers anyway. ...Or do you have some kind of water fetish!?
Makoto: watersports is a thing.
Monokuma: …
Siramay: …
that's not the same thing.
So anyway they moved on to the forbidden classroom.
There was no surprise in his voice, no shock. But he was right. I had experienced this smell more than once before... It was the smell of death and… (monokuma: say it) and des- (monokuma: saayy it) and- (DESAPPLE!) (monokuma: …uuuggghh, blue balling me over her makoto) (hhHAHAHAHA)
interesting
Bayakuya: But the smell here is strong, condensed. It's the smell of a battlefield.
Makoto: Monokuma must have-
Monokuma: What, my fault AGAIN!?
Makoto: OK FINE I'LL SAY DESPAIR!
Monokuma: aaahhhhh~
despair!
Siramay: maakkoootttoooo you're not supposed to let them win you have to spite them!
Monokuma: but anyway!
Stop trying to blame everything on me!
Makoto: I-If you hadn't done what you did, this never would have happened!
Monokuma: No, no, no. It's quite the opposite!
Makoto: The opposite...?
Monokuma: Yup! Let me give you an itty bitty eegie squeegie little hint. As far as this room goes, I don't know a thing! I just left it exactly how I found it.
Siramay: now that's a lie and a half.
Makoto: What...?
Monokuma: How's that for a hint!? Better than those stupid "hints" you get from NPCs in those mean old RPGs! But it's pretty scary, huh? Blood all over the walls and junk... Of course, even in the outside world, people die bluesome, groody deaths every day!
…
Makoto: HA
Siramay: hahahahah
Monokuma: … did I mix up those two words.
Makoto: bluesome groody deaths!?
Monokuma: welp…
hold on I think I have my tongue in backwards.
Siramay: I blame makoto! And his luck magic-
OU! Is this the power of people getting tongue tied around their crush!?
Makoto: ah yes I hate when someone suffers a bluesome groody death.
Monokuma: SO IT'S NOT REALLY A BIG DEAL!
Just keep your chin up and keep on livin', soldier!
And then he left
What's he talking about...? bluesome groody deaths?(monokuma: forget I said that!) (never!)
He just left it the way he found it. What's the meaning of all this...?
So makoto continued to investigate.
There are white chalk outlines drawn all over the floor. How many bodies were there...? I've seen this kind of thing on detective shows and stuff like that. You always see it at the scene of a murder...
a bluesome groody murder…
Well after a bit they left and tried to look in the bio lab, but it was locked
and so that was it as makoto went back to the dining hall.
And toko had a knife.
Makoto: let me see what you have?
Toko: a k-knife!
Makoto: NO!
Siramay: oh my kodaka why does she have a knife!?
They all decided to give makoto the knife cause he's a precious trustable baby who would never do anything bad with a knife
then they talked about the toolshed with monods pickaxe…. Why does mondo even have a pickaxe in the first place he's a biker not a miner, but then again killing someone with a pickaxe is mighty stylish! I would know!
well they then talked about how the 5th floor was the last floor, and then they talk about the bluesome groody deaths.
Kyoko: : Perhaps that's what was meant by the biggest, most awful, most tragic event in human history.
Siramay: no no no!
you're doing it all wrong kyoko its
the biggest
most awful
Most Tragic Event!
IN HUMAN HISTORY!
JAZZ HANDS
Also it wasn't that.
They're right-it's beyond awful. It's terrible, tragic...hopeless. bluesome, groody. But still... How is it not one of us ever heard about something like that happening? Does that mean they really did cover it up...?
But as they went over all that bayakuya then went on about kyokos identity
Aoi: Kyoko's identity? But Kyoko is...Kyoko...right?
Bayakuya: Yes, but who *is* she?
Aoi: shes kyoko
Bayakua: …
ok, I guess I have to be precise here
The rest of us have a clear, definable reason for having been selected to attend Hope's Peak Academy. Hina's the Ultimate Swimming Pro, Hiro's the Ultimate Clairvoyant... Even Makoto is the Ultimate Lucky Student.
So baykuya tried to egg her about her talent but kyoko couldn't cause she had no memory off it but as bayakua was a big meany he would not allow that explanation.
Kyoko: What are you going to do? Torture me?
Siramay: quote from woman tortured.
Makoto: really!?
Siramay: haha no
Byakuya just took her room key (well kyoko gave it but you get the gist), after that kyoko said cryptic stuff and left.
But what's Kyoko gonna do now...? Plus, this situation... It's just like before... It's no different from when everyone started accusing Sakura! And I...I'm no different, either. I still can't stop anyone... (what that's not true makoto you can do whatever you set your heart to just go up to byakuya and give them one good genital kick! He can't stop you! Though monokuma can)
I said as monokuma popped in looking furious cause there was a thief who stole something from them.
Makoto: glares at siramay
Siramay: hey! I'll have you know I have yet to even put a single claw on their David bowie albums!
so… there!
Course monokuma didn't reveal what was stolen as he just left
but before we could think anymore it was night
so makoto returned to his room and put the knife away.
But anyway...is Kyoko really gonna be okay? She can't get into her room. What's she gonna do...? Isn't there something I can do...? Something I can... (let her sleep with you!) flustered makoto noises (I won't mind)
Anyway during the middle of the night makoto heard a doorbell, it was kyoko wanting to talk in the dressing room, in which she admitted she stole a key from monokuma, by using makoto as a distraction
then they started talking about mukuro.
Kyoko: I did find a file in the headmaster's room that talked about her, yes. I don't know all the details yet, but...one thing I do know, is that Mukuro Ikusaba is dangerous.
Makoto: D-Dangerous...?
Siramay: naaaaaaah don't listen to her makoto mukuro is an angel
shhhiiiiggghhhh
siramay sighed happily while swaying left and right.
Kyoko: She may very well be the mastermind.
Makoto: M-Mastermind!? But didn't Alter Ego say that the headmaster was probably the mastermind?
Kyoko: No...the headmaster isn't the mastermind, I'm sure of that.
Makoto: What...?
Kyoko: I don't have proof yet, but I have no doubt I'm right.
To make such a strong statement without proof... That's not like Kyoko at all. But...if it isn't the headmaster...does that mean Mukuro Ikusaba really could be the mastermind?
Siramay: how DARE you!
she is an
ANGEL!
and she never did anything wrong in her life!
Makoto: bu-
Siramay: ANGEL!
in fact that dirty good for nothing mastermind she-
I CAN'T EVEN SAY
sob.
Anyway… as they talked kyoko planed for makoto to be a distraction again to exploit the masterminds blind spot as part of kyokos risky gajargin to see the limits of the rules they will follow
cause clearly if the mastermind chooses not to follow their own rules you can go "hey you broke your own rules!" and he'd go "yeah good job now die!"
but go off
anyway makoto was verry worried for kyokos life which was fair.
Kyoko: If you spend all your time trying to avoid danger, you'll never move forward. We know the danger. But if that risk means solving the mystery, we have no choice.
Am I wrong?
At that moment, I finally realized...I had never seen the slightest hint of fear or… (monokuma: …?) destomato in Kyoko's eyes. (monokuma: ggrrrr) Her gaze was firmly fixed on the mystery ahead, the enemy standing before us. And with that in view...she just smiled.
Hey makoto can I have that pear (what you mean des-pear?) atta boy! (monokuma: yooouu)
But I digress so kyoko was still going through with her plan but not before handing her last will and testament to makoto, well it might as well be that since kyoko said to only open it when she died, or that's what she was basically saying as she said if anything happens to her
and then she told makoto not to tell anyone else
so then makoto was fully motivated to distract monokuma
but…
Siramay: so whats your plan?
Makoto: my plan?
Siramay: to distract monokuma?
Makoto: oh well-
Siramay: you can't just do small talk makoto they may be crazy and evil but there also smart so if you sound to out of character they will notice somethings up are you sure you'll be able to distract him?
Makoto: when you put it like that…
Siramay: neer….. actually I have an idea
if you wanna distract him I might have an idea after all who's the most distracting guy here?
Makoto: hagakure?
Siramay: I meant me
come on let me do this! I'm the most distracting guy I know even villains agree!
come on come on come on I have the perfect idea pleeaasseee!
Makoto: ok I'll leave you to it.
Siramay: ok ok ok just, walk around the school then if you stand still its suspicious pretend to go back to your room
I got this.
And so with that siramay began to show art the art of distraction
….
HEY! HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY! HEY MONOKUMA! I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME TALK TO ME!
Then siramay jumped on the camera and began to lick it like a really good lolly pop
in which monokuma did indeed pop out aggravated
Monokuma: what!?
Then siramay proceeded to jump down and grab monokumas fluffy bear head and rub his hands all over it feeling the furry
Siramay: I just had to say how adoooraable you are such a precious adorable baby bear boi you are so cute and fluffy I may not respect the mastermind, but I totally respect you oh yes I do enjoy bears I have many friends who are bears, especially robot bears.
Monokuma: violence against the headmaster is prohibited!
He said only for siramay to turn around and hug him from behind cuddling him like a giant panda holding their cub.
Siramay: but I'm not doing violence on you I'm giving you affection!
but I guess with you is there really a difference do you know how to give affection that isn't violence?
or was that info lost with every other good part of you?
Monokuma: what are you getting a-
He was about to say before siramay gave a kiss to the top of monokumas head.
Siramay: daawww pewecious wittle baby dosent know how to properly give people love
kiss
don't worry though!
kiss
cause that's why!
kiss
I'm here!
kiss
To give my precious little villain babies the love and happiness they so deserve.
Course as monokuma was struggling to get out of siramays grasp he let out a distressed bear cub yell.
Siramay: daaawww you sound so cuuutte.
Siramay said unintentionally letting go.
Siramay: I guess that makes sense since you're technically still a little bear cub daw so young and adorable does that make the mastermind your mommy? Mmmmm that's so cuuuttteee.
Monokuma: what?
Siramay: yeah you're right that's confusing sorry it's just sometimes I have a hard time in my mind telling you but sometimes I see you as the mastermind but other times I see you as someone different from the mastermind, so I guess what I'm trying to say is that if you are them I have something to tell you but if you aren't then I have something to tell them!
Monokuma: and what might that be?
Siramay: -…..
Siramay then drew at a blank to be honest they where mostly following instinct witch was usually not the best since that lead to marriage proposals, but no way would he propose to her no hecking way! But he had to say something fast before he lost her attention
THINK SIRAMAY THINK
JUST SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND
Monokuma: well if you're just gonna stand there then I'll be on my
Siramay: I DID YOUR SISTER!
Monokuma: what
Siramay: uh well you know…
the do rights
bow chicka bow wow
when a boy and a girl love eachother very much, or I guess in this rate a girl and a dragon.
Monokuma: …
Siramay: I did her good to! She was super nice and like you know how she likes Shakira music so like I like music to
so we played Shakira's "underneath your clothes" while doing. It was really nice it was all like
Siramay got up and was wiggling his hips.
Underneath your clothes
There's an endless story
There's the man I chose
There's my territory
And all the things I deserve
For being such a good girl
Witch is fair she is a good girl!
Monokuma was deathly silent for all this but siramay knew she was still listening he could feel her cold glare upon him like if she stared any harder she could shoot lasers that could kill him
it was a good feeling.
Siramay: awe come on j! you wanted them to be happy to and that's what I did give them genuine happiness why are you upset?
is because she didn't despair? Cause the last person who was with her wasn't you but me just doing my best to make sure she was happy.
or the fact that when I held her in my arms as she died, she didn't die in despair for missing life but died happy at least knowing she was able to love someone that wasn't you, happy with her thought that she had a taste of happiness even if it was short lived?
or maybe just because you were never the one to make her happy?
did it get darker in here?
Siramay said as he felt as if the room had gotten a shade darker and as he looked around he saw the room covered entirely by monokumas in every square inch all surrounding him with a deathly glare.
Siramay: ah
Then siramay ran
Siramay: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
And in that puff of smoke makoto saw an army of monokuams all wanting to tear siramay limb from limb
….what the heck
Siramay: DESPINNAPLE!
Monokuma: ANGRY BEAR NOISES
Makoto: HEY MONOKUMA!
One of the monokumas stopped to look at makoto.
Makoto: desbanana
Monokuma: MMMMM!
Needless to say they all left off in the distance as makoto left.
I hope siramay kept him distracted long enough... Now all I can do is wait and hope Kyoko makes it out okay. No, she'll be fine. It's Kyoko, after all. I went back to my room and laid down, doing my best to settle my nerves and get back to sleep.
MonoKuMa TheAtEr
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Hmm? This super stylish, super fashionable game was canceled during development? But it'll start back up again if Danganronpa sells well? Then you guys have to recommend it to your friends too!
A moment with siramay
… ok I got nothing
BUT WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE TALE OF DEPRAVITY AFTER THESE BREIF MESAGESS
THE SHOWGUN DRAGON NETWORK
Siramay: HELLO MY VILLAIN BABYS I AM SIRAMAY THE SHOWGUN DRAGON OF THE SHOWGUN DRAGON NETWORK HERE TODAY TO ASK YOU A SIMPLE QUESTION
Now I know how all you are look at yourself you're a big tough strong smart dashingly handsome villain you can handle anything the world throws at you right? Surely no young adolescent boy of a sorry excuse for a hero will get in your way right?
OhhoHO but be warned my friend I have heard this to many times to count and its all the same
you in your epic stance finally face off against the hero battling to the death and winning to but then-.
THE POWER OF FREINDSHIP, or dausex machina or whatever
Then
NOOOOOOO
Then boom, YOUR DEAD!
This is a terrible fate I have scene to many times to count BUT HOLD YOURSELF CAUSE THERE IS A SOLUTION!
not just to prevent your death but to fake it all together so you can have the true upper hand on those heroes!
WITH THE SHOWGUN DRAGON NETWORKS: VILLAIN PROTECTION PROGRAM!
Ah yes truly a wonderful thing it is an answer to all your prayers, so you wonder "siramay what is this villain protection program!" it's simple my friend. I with my great powers during the events of your death will take you out of there and place a copy so realistic that everyone will think you have died! Then I shall send you to a hidden location far away so any hero stupid enough to think your still alive won't find you and you shall be catered to your every whim! All while I train you in heart, body, mind, and soul! So when the time comes
YOU CAN FINALY CRUSH AND DEFEAT THOSE HEROS ONCE AND FOR ALL AND TAKE OVER THE PATHETIC LANDS TO BE FOREVER RULED UNDER YOUR GHRASP MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Or if you have had enough of evil I can settle you for villain retirement and help cover up your identity and send you to your dream location where you can spend the rest of your new life in peace and relaxation after all evils not for everyone I understand if you don't wanna try again
BUT YOU PROBABLY WONDER I BET YOU DO "HOW MUCH IS THIS?"
well my friend if you are really my friend it will be absolutely FREE $0.00 WITH 0% TAX NO STRINGS ATTACHED cause you're my friend and I want my friend happy!
course if you weren't my friend I wouldn't be selling this to you hahaha.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WATING FOR CALL 555-555-5555 RIGHT NOW and assure your safety before that final battle!
The villain protection program by: The showgun dragon network: helping those that no one else would.
Then it was morning and makoto as makoto opened his door he saw a beaten up bloodied bruised covered with scars siramay
Siramay: BEELUUGGRIUEAFVND….
then siramay fell face first on the floor in pain
I am dead.
Makoto: but aren't you immortal?
Siramay: oh yeah!
siramay said as he got up perfectly fine all the scars and wounds disappearing as if they where never there in the first place.
I tell you very exhilarating though nothing like dying in the morning you should try it sometime!
Makoto: but if I die id be dead!
Siramay: your loss
Makoto: also did you actually do that?
Siramay: do what?
Makoto: her sister
Siramay: no but saying I did distracted her didn't it?
Then they both went to the dining hall
Bayakuya: You're one minute late, Makoto. How do you explain this?
Siramay: I thought kiyotaka was dead not reincarnated.
Well as they talked they noticed kyoko wasn't there then monokuma showed up who also didn't know where kyoko was OoOoooooOo mysterious also makoto was feeling a bit off but not now now is free time!
Siramay: hey makoto if you're feeling down you can talk to me!
Makoto: really?
Siramay: yeah! I mean come on its practically the final inning you know what that means!
Makoto: no, what?
Siramay: it means you can ask me more stuff and I'm open to explain it!
Makoto: really?
Siramay: yeah! So come on ask away what you wanna know about my life story, the grand cosmos, oh or even the mastermind zetsu
in fact I redrew them since my old drawing was so trash I hope this ones better!
Saying that makoto was filled with a bit of hope that maybe he could finally see-
what the heck was this.
Siramay: man I tell yah the first drawing was a rush job but this!
this is beautiful.
Siramay said caressing the drawing as if it were a loved one.
Much more beautiful then zetsu I'm making them look good in comparison I tell you they're a real daughter-efsuifjns father-grijeadsk bother! They're a real bother
ugh stupid tongue
he said holding it out of his mouth
"I should cut you out for your insubordination" is what he probably said but since he stuck his tongue out the whole time it was hard to tell
awe but I forgive you
he said pressing two fingers to his lips to signify a self-kiss.
But this all just made makoto more exhausted than he already was.
Makoto: look, siramay I know I can't ask their name, or any big info on there looks or to much private information in general but I have to ask because this has been on my mind for a while
you're the king of villains right?
Siramay: my name and trade
Makoto: so you would understand a villains motivations for doing stuff?
Siramay: well it takes one to know one makoto and when you travel as much as me, you bet!
Makoto: so why are they doing all this?
[SIRAMAY]
AH! Well that's a good question!
Well you see the reason there doing this..
Its cause…
Well…
UGH
pulls out guitar.
Why must we tell them why?
Some require an explanation.
For why we do the things we do
Why rules must break, and for whose sake!?
But why must we tell them why?
Why excuse each deviation?
Why must we serve them prix fixe art?
Or prove each part art a la carte.
Look, all we're saying is.
Look, all we're saying is.
All we're saying is look.
Look
Hold-
(Think and you'll miss it)
Still-
(Think and you'll miss it)
And focus
(Think and you'll miss it, uh oh)
Hold-
(Think and you'll miss it)
Still-
(Think and you'll miss it)
And focus
(Think and you'll miss it, uh oh)
(look closely)
As siramay was singing makoto saw the red ethereal being that represented zetsu come to life standing right before his eyes
ZETSU 1:
Why must we justify?
Let's defy their forms and fixtures, not.
Playing by their rules of thumb. Gots
To become a little numb-
SIRAMAY:
And beat dat drum-
ZETSU 2:
Make something dumb-
SIRAMAY, ZETSU 2, ZETSU 1:
Make 'em see where we're coming from
SIRAMAY:
See, all we're asking is.
See
ZETSU 2:
All we're asking is.
ZETSU 1:
All we're asking is.
See
ZETSU 1+2:
See
SIRAMAY:
Hold-
ZETSU 2, ZETSU 1, ZETSU 3, ZETSU 4
Think, and you'll miss it.
SIRAMAY:
Still-
ZETSU 2, ZETSU 1, ZETSU 3, ZETSU 4:
Think, and you'll miss it.
SIRAMAY:
And focus-
ZETSU 2, ZETSU 1, ZETSU 3, ZETSU 4:
Think, and you'll miss it!
Wuh-oh!
ZETSU 2:
Look closely.
SIRAMAY:
HA!
guitar break
Who's to say.
What it ought to be?
OTHERS:
Or it not to be?
SIRAMAY:
ooOOooOooooo….
It is what it is.
And it is what it's got to be.
ZETSU 1:
It is what it is.
And it is what it's got to be.
ZETSU 4:
It is.
ZETSU 4+3:
what it is
ZETSU 4+3+2:
And it is what it's got to be.
ZETSU 5+4+3+2:
It is.
ZETSU 6+5+4+3+2:
what it is
ZETSU 7+6+5+4+3+2:
And it is what it's got to be!
ALL ZETSUS:
WHY MUST WE TELL THEM WHY?
ZETSU 4:
See. All we're asking is...
ZETSU 3:
See. All we're asking is...
ZETSU 1:
All we're asking is.
See:
See:
SIRAMAY & ZETSU 3:
Hold-
ZETSU 1, ZETSU 2 & ZETSU 4:
Think, and you'll miss it.
SIRAMAY & ZETSU 3:
Still-
ZETSU 1, ZETSU 2 & ZETSU 4:
Think, and you'll miss it.
SIRAMAY & ZETSU 3:
And focus-
ZETSU 1, ZETSU 2 & ZETSU 4:
Think, and you'll miss it Wuh-oh!
SIRAMAY:
Hold-
ZETSU 2, ZETSU 1, ZETSU 3, ZETSU 4
Think, and you'll miss it.
SIRAMAY:
Still-
ZETSU 2, ZETSU 1, ZETSU 3, ZETSU 4:
Think, and you'll miss it.
SIRAMAY:
And focus-
ZETSU 2, ZETSU 1, ZETSU 3, ZETSU 4:
Think, and you'll miss it.
Wuh-oh!
SIRAMAY:
Hold-
ZETSU 2, ZETSU 1, ZETSU 3, ZETSU 4
Think, and you'll miss it.
SIRAMAY:
Still-
ZETSU 2, ZETSU 1, ZETSU 3, ZETSU 4:
Think, and you'll miss it.
SIRAMAY:
And focus-
ZETSU 2, ZETSU 1, ZETSU 3, ZETSU 4:
Think, and you'll miss it!
Wuh-oh!
SIRAMAY:
Hold-
ZETSU 2, ZETSU 1, ZETSU 3, ZETSU 4
Think, and you'll miss it.
SIRAMAY:
Still-
ZETSU 2, ZETSU 1, ZETSU 3, ZETSU 4:
Think, and you'll miss it.
SIRAMAY:
And focus-
ZETSU 2, ZETSU 1, ZETSU 3, ZETSU 4:
Think, and you'll miss it!
Wuh-oh!
Siramay: and that's why there evil.
Makoto: woah
I didn't understand any of that.
Siramay: ….
face palm
I'm just trying to say if you analyze every little bit of life you'll miss the enjoyment of life itself
its something you both should learn…
