TOWA CITY: SUBWAY: SUBWAY
After all of that soulbound and gp walked out of an actually Japanese monokuma run subway holding custom sandwiches well at least soulbound was gp was just eating sandwich bread he smuggled due to being a picky eater.
Gp: I knew there was a sub way in the sub way there always is!
Soulbound: not that it really benefits us you don't even like subway.
Gp: but I do like bread!
Gp said eating his bread, but he eventually finished but considering his small stature soulbound pitied him and ripped part of his sandwich bread for gp to eat\
Gp: so where to next?
Soulbound: hmmmmm well in all logical standing we should explore the subway to find a secret location.
Gp: WAIT!
do you sense that? Do you smell that?
Soulbound: what?
Gp: its them! I can sense it down there in the subway! There close I can tell soul!
And at that gp bolted of in all fours (which looked odd for a human) and ran down the other subway
RJ IM COMING!
At that soulbound rolled his eyes and followed behind for the sake of the story
and this would be the beginning of chapter 2 in the game
CHAPTER 2: LEGEND OF THE REVOLUTION
Course before getting back on our adventures we do some reconnaissance on the WOH who morn (morn?) Masaru's "death"
I thought you said he was still alive?
soulbound: he is
oh ok, so they are sad he's dead though Nagisa says how he's most likely still alive, then Monaca went pickle Satan mode and got scary, so you know even if she dosent have the title of leader, shes the leader 100% making no one question Masaru's death status as overestimated it may be. And manipulating Nagisa so mean but also ridiculous. But the game was still at hand, and they would continue it and since Masaru is dead Nagisa is deemed leader (though we all know who wears the pants) then Monaca left to be pickle Satan and the other 3 where being hammy it was nice, then they went to continue the hunt oh and their bagel boy, brycey boy, hope man crazy edition, you get the drift.
BUT NOW ITS BACK TO US AND ARE GRAND QUEST
Gp: I know you're here somewhere come on out!
Soulbound: they won't if you sound like that gp you sound axe crazy.
Gp: as opposed to the regular crazy I am, I prefer dual blades to axe's anyway
Soulbound: that's beside the point just hunt them quietly ok?
Gp: I-I captain!
So we went down deeper.
Gp: mmmm I'm on their sent I know it!
Soulbound: you sure
Gp: positive
oh look a train neat
…this way I'm sure of it!
Soulbound: I have a bad feeling about this.
Gp: no feelings were harmed during the making of this chapter
[note]
I'm only 16. I don't want to die.
Gp: are they dead?
Soulbound: well…. It never says they didn't die.
And so they didn't die
soulbound and gp look at you in reality bending.
Gp: that's nice, you think the taka meant her is Mr. moral taka?
Soulbound: maybe… shame he's dead though.
Gp: eh he was gay anyway so she still would be rejected hahhahah
But anyway we went on exploring and fighting.
[hit list]
Demon name: kanondosu
real name: Kanon Nakajima
Gp: Oh look it's the incest lady who got rescued by Yasuhiro!
Soulbound: well it's good to know shes at least safe from all this.
Gp: yeah! I just hope she gets over that sweet home Alabama thing with Leon.
Soulbound: wait and hope.
And so we continued our explanation down the dark sub way cavern until we were am-bam-boozled by
GUARD MONOKUMA!
Nothing me and soul couldn't handle though but it was just another ill-gotten occurrence on our true goal like a small and crawling on your skin when sitting on a park bench, but we were stopped seeing a collapsed subway, its not like it mattered I didn't wanna go that way anyway, but it was most embarrassing to go the wrong way, oh I could die! I'll look back on this and hate myself
oh then the tunnel started collapsing
so we made like an author and BOOKED IT
Gp: soulbound slow down! I have a weak underweight out of shape body my longs can't take all this!
And at that soulbound picked gp up bridal style and continued to sprint to safety
Gp: ou la la! Truly you're my knight in shining armor.
Gp said trying to rest on soulbounds big chest.
Soulbound: don't make me drop you gp.
Which gp then retracted but still enjoyed being carried
And so after an epic run where we had to fight Monokuma's in the process.
Soulbound: why must I fight Monokuma's I thought they liked us.
Gp: that's exactly why we must fight Monokuma's we got to entertain them
and besides I enjoy the show to~
Soulbound: that's two strikes one more and I'll drop you.
Gp: sad gp noises
But thankfully after that we were safe.
Soulbound: well that was a bust.
Gp: I'm sorry I really thought that was the right way!
Soulbound: its ok gp, we still have plenty of time to continue our goal so you shouldn't stress on it too much.
Gp: mmmm thank you buddy
But look at it monokids came holding a tv.
Gp: oh look we won a free tv!
Soulbound: I don't think that's the point.
Oh hey jataros on the monitor!
….
Gp: HELLO!
Jataro: Ah! By any chance, am I already being projected!? Ah, what do I do? I tried so hard to hold it like Kotoko instructed, but it was all a joke from the start…
Gp: ah don't worry you're doing great buddy!
Jataro: no no I stink, where was I… oh! I am Super the priest, jataro kemuri. Aka li'l ultimate art. But let me give you some advice. You best not flat-out speak my name...or you'll be cursed.
Gp: oh so cool! You did great real ominous 10/10 would watch again
gp said while applauding.
Soulbound: so what do we owe the un-pleasure of your presence? Are you planning to intimidate us with your face
Gp: now that be cool!
Jatato: H-how terrifying! If I do that, then both your eyeballs will stop working!
Gp: oh no I'm sure we'd live
Jataro: Of course, I don't want to see it either. When my face makes other people's eyeballs rot… Ah by the way...I wonder if it really is just an urban legend that the corpses of bugs are used in pigments. But don't you think stuff like wasabi is suspicious? Having that color and taste...It's definitely fishy.
Gp: oh yeah I agree that's why I don't eat the food hear in Japan even if I'm hear yeah its childish, but my tongue is my tongue, and it wants to eat what it wants
Soulbound: and that's why your underweight
Gp: no! it's also cause I often skip breakfast and lunch due to not enjoying much food
Jataro: Eh? Is this still about me? I thought I was just a cheerful child. Perhaps...I was wrong about how cheerful I am? In that case, I'm thankful...Sorry. I'm really sorry - I'm sorry from the bottom of my heart. I'm sorry, please forgive me somehow, I'm sorry…
gp: aw its ok buddy I forgive you! And I'm sorry me and soulbound got into our own banter we're like that sometimes but I'll try to pay more attention to you.
Jataro: ...What? You're forgiving me? that's not right you should hate me...does that your defective humans too? No...I can't tell. you might just be acting like that to get me… If the two of you are raging shotacons, then you might be itching to tell me "I like you I like you"...
Soulbound: I assure you I'm not into anyone that way!
Gp: its true despite my advances
and I would never hurt a child like that! Heck I haven't had the chance to even hurt an adult like that!
Soulbound: we're getting ahead of ourselves! Can you just get to the point?
Jataro: I guess you're right. Though it'll probably make you yawn. Basically, once it leaves my mouth, it might leave you unconscious. So, no one can find out its meaning. Of course, it's impossible for me too. Really, I'm just stalling. Like this, I'm distracting you from the terror of evolution and regression. If you harbor any interest in those things...then you two have time to contemplate the world...You are demons, after all.
Gp: aw is it such a crime to enjoy a conversation...
Soulbound: well if you have nothing else to say we will be happily on our way.
Jataro: Ah, wait a minute! I was just thinking that I would kindly tell you!
Soulbound: oh? go on.
Jataro: Eeh, it really is a shame, but someone with the bracelet can't leave the city.
Gp: oh we knew that
Jataro: Well, its cause you're the target in our game- wait you did? Aw... I'm so useless I can't even explain the rules for the demons…
Gp: what! Oh no no! I'm sorry little buddy! You can explain as much as you like I'm still down with hearing you.
Jataro: well it isn't our fault! I mean...it's not like it only explodes when we tell it to. It's just that if you try to leave the city, the bracelet becomes a bomb…...Huh? I guess it really is our fault!
Gp: ah very interesting and helpful!
Soulbound: seems like something you should have said beforehand though, I mean in retrospect it seems more then obvious but still it's the cordial thing to do.
Jataro: But adults say it all the time, don't they? There are things in this world that you'll be happier not knowing. The pig who'll be turned into bacon is better off not knowing about it…There's no difference between you guys and a pig dying, so you'd be happier not knowing, right?
Gp: hey I believe that even if the truth hurts its better to say it and get it over with!
also pigs can't speak English or Japanese so we can't really tell them there fate even if we wanted to
Soulbound: your analogy dosent work and people have a right to know.
Gp: that's why in most death game movies the guys are like "only one of you will live" and the people are like "no we'll find a way to live" but in the end most of the time only one does live cause everyone's so stressed out they let fear consume their hearts
but sometimes they do find a way for more to survive and honestly I love those ones most of all due to the deviation!
Soulbound: gp you're babbling again.
Jataro: Helloooo! You're not ignoring me, are you? I hate being ignored! Hey, which do you hate more: being ignored, or monsters? I hate monsters more. They use crafty methods to curse and kill people. It makes me angry, so angry.
Gp: that's fair especially in the movies where the character has to fight a monster, so they spent all that time trying to stop it only to see its in vain and they all die I hate those movies though the ones where they're defeated is ok to but being ignored also sucks because it leads to loneliness but that's adult fear, so I won't get into it but its not that monsters aren't real hahahah after all I exist
Soulbound: I have to put up with this for the rest of my mortality.
Jataro: Yes, it's okay if you come to hate me like that. It'd be nice if you hated me more and more. I'm a hated outsider, so I'm comfortable being hated. When you're hated, you don't have to go through the effort of being liked.
Gp: eh I met worse
Soulbound: I might have mild annoyance, but I don't hate you, in fact you're quite charming in a way.
Gp: you remind me of me as a child, except I didn't wear a mask.
Jataro: Ah, this won't do this won't do at all after all my hard work, then I hear that you like me! Since I was comfortable, I want to make doubly sure. That's why I contacted you in the first place…
Gp: huh…?
Jataro: Maybe...you'll see this and come to hate me even more!
then jataro showed his corpse party video
Gp: well that was something
Soulbound: very… something
Jataro: Hmmm, I hunted these ones in the shopping district...I think these were the ones hiding in a bathroom.
Gp: interesting!
Jataro: Ah, did I ruin the mood? But you see...I can't stop no matter what. Making dioramas is my only pastime. So, if I show you something this distasteful, you'll hate me, won't you? Ah, or maybe...you two have unexpectedly bad taste, just like me…
Gp: oh yeah exactly! I mean I'm not a corpse mannequin person, but I can see the appeal so do go on I like to hear you think.
Jataro: …Why don't you not want me to stop? Why do you like me? Because you don't want to hate me? this makes no sense? Is it because you said you're? no no you're a bad man! They said so themselves! I don't get it...Stop saying things with hidden meanings...I'm a kid, so I don't get it.
Gp: I'm sorry I'm confused to what are you saying?
Soulbound: you all need therapy.
Jataro: ...And whose fault is that? Well, not that it matters…After all, the way I am now is way more fun. Demons are the ones I'd like to thank for that. I want to say, "Thanks for letting me know what ugly, dirty, low-down filth I am". I'll live smeared in filth, as befits filth! In a paradise just for children that no one will get in the way of! Ehe, ehehehehehehehe!
Gp: aw no you're precious!
Jarato: …..
Then he hanged up
Gp: was it something I said?
Soulbound: it was everything you said.
Gp: oh…
well anyway!
so if they weren't this way they must be that way I'm sure of it!
Soulbound: are you absolutely sure this time?
Gp: YES! I swear I got it wrong the first time but I'm sure as Samuel to get it right the second time so let's go!
And so we continued searching and, hey whats that noise?
we briefly popped our head out and saw on the surface was a MONOKUMA DANCE PARTY
Gp: SO COOOL!
Gp tries to run towards it but soulbound pulls him back.
Soulbound: no gp we don't have the time for a monokuma dance party.
Gp: but it's a monokuma dance party!
Soulbound: if you go out there they will all attack you.
Gp: …
Soulbound: gp whats more important a monokuma dance party or rj?
Gp: rj…
Soulbound: there we go, so let's go remember we're on a time limit so where do you think there are?
Gp: …. I'm sensing that way now.
Gp said walking in another direction as both walked away from the monokuma dance party
then we ran into another kid
then I got smited again….lets just go with smited ok?
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Kodaka: revenge!
Gp: oh hey more powers!
then gp proceeded to make ram noises as he then pushed soulbound so hard soulbound planted a soulbound-shaped-dent into the wall
KNOCKBACK! NICE I STRONK NOW!
It was good as we continued on as we seem to come to some underground mall.
Gp: there close I can sense it!
left right left right?
Soulbound: calm down gp we need to think.
Gp: what?
Soulbound: you where spending time trying to find them, but do you even know what you'll say when you find them?
Gp: …no…. I was just gonna go with the flow.
Soulbound: well we need to think gp! If you just go to them they will try to drop you like a bad habit as soon as they can
Gp: ha jokes on you they never drop a bad habit!
Soulbound: that's not what I mean! I mean how are you going to convince them to put up with us long enough to fix all this.
Gp: … I donno
Soulbound: -
Gp: relax! I'll think of something I always do! After all you said it yourself everything will work out in the end just have faith in me!
Soulbound: fine, we'll continue on
As we continued our searching and seeing corpses, but it wasn't a big deal.
[note]
children's paradise commandments 2.
Gp: they had us at the first half not gonna lie
But yes we were almost there I can feel it.
[note]
Mastering disappointment.
Gp: this sounds like something I should give to rj
Soulbound: I recommend against it most self-help books are scams.
Gp: that's probably true, reminds me of some of those books on how to get girls or how to help people with depression
Soulbound: of course you would read those.
Gp: well not anymore I just except that it's me and that's ok
but it reminded me of this oneself help book that caused men to mutilate themselves and turn woman into bimbos
Soulbound: WHAT!?
Gp: oh no no it was from another dimension, not here I just read up about it because I like listening to smart people explain multiverseal wonders
some of them where spooky, but also Zen
I liked hearing a smart person explain things to me
Soulbound: that makes a great amount of sense as well.
Gp: ah yes the fact that some people can just see the smallest things and are able to understand everything from it, so beautiful I remember seeing stuff like that as a kid and was so amazed wanting to be like that, I'm not though…
Soulbound: well its ok you are still pretty great after all you're you.
Gp: daaaaww soul! I know you meant it platonically, but it still makes my heartbeat like a rock drummer when you say that!
Soulbound: let's just go then.
Gp: yes
And so we continued on even doing some monoku-man puzzles but man my heart was beating faster so nervous at what would soon face us closer and closer.
Gp: THERE HERE I SEE THEM!
Soulbound: they'll hear us!
Well just barely as they went down the hall, thus begun the chase.
Gp: pants like a dog
IM COMEING AFTER YOU!
gp said sprinting down the hall at beast like speeds it seemed that when he was passionate he was willing to throw away the groundwork of laws he placed down
WHY ARE YOU RUNNIG? WHY ARE YOU RUNNIG?
Then a cluster of Monokuma's tried to attack him but gp went feral and ripped them apart with his mouth and claws
YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!
then gp tackled the white bear… though after looking them directly in the eyes it seemed all his excitement dissipated now filled with a nervous fear, they did die after all but now there here so he looked at them
and shirokuma in turn looked at gp and while it was a robot body gp could sense it was trying to look at him with wide eye bewilderment
gp looked at Shiro
Shiro looked at gp
they look at eachother
and one thought races through both their minds.
Both: HOW ARE YOU ALIVE
The soulbound finally met back up with them.
Soulbound: could you slow down! Its not like-
oh
soulbound tried to hide his disgust and other disappointment but it was still apparent
He hated liars.
Gp: gp got up slowly and tried to calm down, but he was still nervous
HELlLlLllLlLoOoOoOoo pardon the tackle I thought you where someone else
or maybe you are someone else? Ha-ha
Soulbound: death stare
Shirokuma: who-who-who are you?
Gp: ah! Well the thing about that is that I'm guilty pleasure! But everyone calls me gp
and that's soulbound! Come on say hi soul!
Soulbound: … hi
Though they never properly met something about soulbound was scarily familiar to shirokuma
Shirokuma: Ah, don't look at me like that. It's okay. I'm not one of those dodgy bears. Rather, I'm a nice bear. The type you lets their opponent take the corner space in Othello…
Gp: they play?
Soulbound: no they mean the game, not that it matters if you're still gonna win anyway if anything its mocking.
Gp: it's the thought that counts soul! So little buddy whats your name?
Shirokuma: Ehehe...since I'm white and a bear, please call me "Shirokuma."
Gp: ou such a pretty name
Soulbound: I don't like it; I don't like it one bit! I should just slice them right now.
Gp: no sooouulll shes clearly a sweet bear who means no harm
Shiro: he
Gp: oh yes he-…
... looks at Shiro very hard
GHHHAAAAAAASSSSPPPPPPPP
OH MY GOSH I DIDN'T KNOW! I TOTALY RESPECT YOUR TRANSITION AND STILL RESPECT YOU AS MY SON! my son.
Soulbound and shirokuma: what
Soulbound: heh-heh excuse me I must have a word with gp
alone
but don't run away on us!
Shirokuma: I wasn't thinking of such things!
Soulbound: yes you were.
At that soulbound stepped some feet away from shirokuma and looked at gp
you're joking right?
Gp: what! no why?
Soulbound: clearly they are just pretending to be male, so no one suspects them she isn't trans!
Gp: HE can perfectly hide their identity without being a boy soul if they weren't trans they would have just said she look at them! ALSO respect his pronouns
soulbound: are you joking?
no! besides that dosent even make sense SHE said monokuma was male but that didn't make her trans.
gp: yeah but monokuma is his own person rj is literally Shiro and that's a big difference also think about it Junko likes despair right? What could be more despair inducing then gender dysphoria! It also explains why they'd choose such a dumb profession like fashion.
soulbound: well how do you know shirokuma isn't using male pronouns for that reason.
gp: well they clearly didn't make themselves super masculine so people could easily misgender them so
yep he's trans and I'm standing by that, so you better start respecting his pronouns he deserves it.
Soulbound: SHE DESTROYED THE WORLD! explain where respect comes into that equation.
slap
Gp: HE is a living being and HE still deserves the base level of respect you wouldn't stoop to their level and misgender them would it really hurt your ego just to change the way you speak slightly
Soulbound: deep breath
fine... I suppose I can give HIM the base level of respect
but if they hurt you the gloves are off.
Gp: DEAL
Soulbound: ugh this is so annoying.
Gp: you think that's annoying I have to pretend like I don't even know him! It's so painful I just wanna hug him and say I missed him.
Soulbound: yes cause you calling him "son" totally didn't blow your cover.
Gp: well they saw me die so knowing them they probably think I'm just a doppelganger
though they probably do know but I don't want to be rude and bring it up till later, it be hard to explain
Soulbound was a bit confused on this but before he could ask he saw shirokuma sneaking off and rushed after him.
Soulbound: and where do you think you're going?
Shirokuma: nowhere specify I was just making sure no Monokuma's ambushed us.
Soulbound and gp: riiiiiggggghhhtt
Gp: come on Shiro buddy bro you can tell us where you're going come oooonnn
tell tell tell
Gp said poking at shirokumas belly, so fluffy!
Shirokuma: it's nothing really I'm just looking for poor innocent people in need of help, and I want to take them to a safe place, so they don't have to suffer.
Gp: what a coincidence! We're poor innocent people! It be great if you could take us.
Shirokuma: OH! No no no, with the way you handled those Monokuma's clearly you can handle yourself! There are many people here who can't do that, besides, I would hate to take a round trip.
Soulbound: this is bad, we need shirokuma to take us to the adult base and there losing interest in us. What to do
Gp: don't worry I got this
is all a matter of subtle manipulation
Shirokuma: oh well look at the time I should really be-
then gp jumped in front of them
[GP]
Hey, hey, hey! You gotta let us go with you.
You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak
Well maybe you do
But that's why we gotta stick together
[SHIROKUMA & SOULBOUND]
GP!
[GP]
No, no, no! Don't speak, don't speak, don't speak
Just hear me out! I might surprise you
I'll be a friend when others despise you
Don't roll your eyes! Stop with the moping'
You need a pal! My calendar's open
I'll bring you soup when you feel congested
(soulbound: he's a robot he can't eat)
I'll bail you out when you get arrested
(soulbound: it's the end of the world there's no jail)
I got your back, wha-wha-what, when things get scary
then shirokuma heard the sound of a razor as gp was gliding it on his back
And I'll shave it when it gets hairy
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
You need me
You need me
I'll treat you right, and never act shoddy
If you kill a man, I'll hide the body
Pulls out shovel.
[SOULBOUND]
absolutely not!
[GP]
So what do you say?
You're not responding.
[SOULBOUND]
...
[SHIROKUMA]
...
[GP]
:D
I think we're bonding
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
You need me
You and me, we belong together
Like butter and grits
Like kibbles and bits
Like yin and yang
Sturm and Drang
Like Eng and Chang, attached at the hip
But not an old lady hip that might break
I'm gonna be on you like a fat kid on cake
Like Cupid and Psyche, like pop rocks and Mikey
We'll stick together like that Velcro stuff
I'm the fuzzy side; you'll be the spiky
Oh! Like little kids and pajamas
With those funny things at the bottom, you know, feeties
Like donuts and, oh, what goes with donuts?
Donuts and a swimmers diabetes
horrified soulbound face
shirokuma tries to walk away and gp gets in front of them again
Don't let me go!
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Gp jumps on shirokuma
HOLD ME, hug me!
Take me, PLEASE!
Na-na-na-na-na-na, please don't let me go
I need you,
I need you,
I need you,
I need you
I need you,
I need you,
I need you
I need you,
I NEED YOU,
I NEED YOU,
I NEED YOU
I NEED YOU,
I NEED YOU!
I NEED YOU!
I NEED YOU!
Don't let me go
Dramatic pose
Go,
Dramatic pose
go
Dramatic pose
don't let me g-g-g-g-G-GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Shirokuma: ALRIGHT! I'll take you to the base just please stop singing!
And so shirokuma began to walk leading soulbound and gp to the adult base.
Gp: ha! see soul I told yah I could convince him
Soulbound: and all it costed was your dignity.
