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The stage had been set, the students in their pods, the neo world program running, and of course the ai downloaded, there was only one thing missing, the soul. So, I infused it in this worlds very essence giving these events true value for me and them. Now, listen closely… can you hear it? Infused with the lapsing symphonic waves of the worlds breath you can hear it….
Soul: I know this dream of life is never ending It goes around and round and round again
You know the sun is rising while descending It goes on and on and never ends…
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Now, let's begin.
Now that I think about it where should we start? The beginning of course but what would be the beginning in a moment like this with our hero of this story Hajime Hinata of course we know all about him from our tale of depravity but as your friendly narrator dragon I'll make sure to keep spoilers on the down low, it starts with him waking up on the beach by our man, our myth, the fandoms favorite, Nagito Komeda! and now we go to the actual beginning don't know why we didn't start there in the first place,
look at him he's got his spikey hair and his tie he's ready to be a protagonist! Unlike some people! But I digress I'll leave him to it…. Actually nah he's saying the same stuff as usual if you want to know what he's saying play the game yourself, or if you don't wanna play and/or be a yo ho pirate there's one and a million lets plays on youtubia you know the drill, hopes peak, fancy school, he's the protag, let's see anything I'm missing… oh yeah his face started melting! Well not literally this is because it's a glitch in the matrix since this takes place in the neo world program but SHHHHH that's a secret between you and me now any questions?
(Why are we here?)
because I wanted a family vacation! So, let's have fun bad things may happen but it will all work out in the end so enjoy the ride!
So, since he's glitching we gotta reboot him.
?: a hard reboot or a mechanical reboot?
?2: we gotta hold the ahoge down for 5 seconds!
No no wait he's up we're good, so he woke up and saw- OH NO IT'S A RESIDENT EVIL DOOR
?3: no no that's just a regular door.
I know I know I'm just joking jeez ok, ok so he walks through the door, and he goes in to meet the rest of class 77-b.
?4: oh! Oh! I have a question!
Save all questions till after we meet the students
looking at him I could tell he was holding in his question like one who was holding in the will to use the bathroom
but anyway see the thing is when you turn byakuya fat he sounds like Sean Connery, this isn't a big deal, but I thought you'd love to know.
They realized there locked in the room annnnnnddd then sailor bugs bunny appeared.
FIGHTING DESPAIR BY MOONLIGHT
WINING HOPE BY DAYLIGHT
I DON'T KNOW THE REST OF THE SONG
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR BUGS BUNNY
Well, she's actually called Usami (not for long though)
?4: I have questions.
?3: I also have questions!
Good thing we're in a classroom then!
well not for long as this is a school trip
and now there in a beach to all the student's bewilderment.
And then the opening happen ok everyone spread out! Take time to meet all the students with how we look… its best to get it over and done with now don't worry it will all work out I assure you!
so… let the story begin!
Nagito: Hey…
Can you hear me…?
Hey, are you alright?
…You sure look exhausted.
I am too, you know. We all are.
I mean… with all the crazy stuff that happened…
…Hey, are you listening?
You… *are* OK, right?
Hajime: …I…
…Just… Leave me alone.
Nagito: Oh, I couldn't possibly leave someone who looks as sick as if you are alone.
Hajime: Golden sand… Blue Sea…
Strong, bright sunlight blazing down…
And a gentle sea breeze caressing my skin…
I have no idea what's going on.
I was supposed to be at Hope's Peak Academy. So why…
Why am I here?
That… /thing/ said we're on a southern island, didn't it?
Nagito: …Yeah, that's right.
Hajime: What the hell happened? I… have no idea.
That's the one and only thing I know for sure…
I heard it… the sound of a guitar strumming and a rhythmic thwap, thwap on the ground and when I looked near the palm tree, I saw…
An 8-foot-tall white dragon, playing guitar.
[SIRAMAY]
Hello Zetsu-bo, goodbye hope!
Sweet Zetsu-bo, I'm so in love with you
I knew, Zetsu-bo, we'd never part
So hello Zetsu-bo, goodbye hope!
You passed me by one sunny day
Flashed those big red eyes my way
And ooh, I wanted you forever more
Now I'm not one that gets around
Swear my feet stuck to the ground
And 'though I never did meet you before
I said hello Zetsu-bo, goodbye hope!
Sweet Zetsu-bo, I'm so in love with you
I knew Zetsu-bo, we'd never part
So hello Zetsu-bo, goodbye hope!
Then we got a short guitar break as he started dancing around us
Yeah I'm a dragon don't question it, just enjoy my music
it's fun yes?
ok now I'm gonna keep singing
I saw your lips, I heard your voice
Believe me, I just had no choice
Wild ursine couldn't make me stay away
I thought about a moonlit night
Arms around you good and tight
That's all I had to see for me to say
Hey, hey
Hello Zetsu-bo, goodbye hope!
Sweet Zetsu-bo, I'm so in love with you
I knew, Zetsu-bo, we'd never part
So hello Zetsu-bo, goodbye hope
So hello Zetsu-bo, goodbye hope
Yes, hello Zetsu-bo, goodbye hope!
So, how's it going, you come here often?
Hajime: what the-
Siramay: no cursing! I will not allow cursing on this Christian neo world server!
Hajime: am I going crazy?
Nagito: uh no I see him too, but I mean we already saw a small talking rabbit, so I felt for the sake of my mental health to not question it.
Siramay: the world knows your mental health needs it
but allow me to introduce myself for I am.
Dramatic pose
THE MUSE!
At your service… more or less
Hajime: First, the rabbit, now this are there any other creatures I need to know about?
Siramay: yes, as a matter a fact I have 4 children here, but I told them to talk to the others, so I don't have to go over this song and dance multiple times
and I mean song and dance in the metaphorical sense but if you want, I am willing to sing again.
Nagito: children? …so, you
Siramay: no swearing!
Nagito: …smash?
Siramay: atta boy
it's a long story though so I suggest not thinking about it
very well we made our introductions so please ignore me and make your own I'll leave you to it.
And with that the dragon slowly faded from view (but in reality, I just turned invisible)
With that Hajime met Komeda also there was the tutorial voice… wait did I ever talk about the tutorial voice last time? He was the ghost of Jin Kirigiri guiding Makoto after death in hopes of victory he may not have been able to stop Junko in life but maybe he could help guide Makoto to stop her in death, and he did his soul is now in piece… so with all that you probably think it's the same here right? That Jins ghost is back again but this time to guide Hajime? Well, I thought so to but… I don't think so now that I think about it this narrator voice has a bit of a different vibe, I think it's someone else, I just don't know who… well I guess that means it's time for me to craft a theory. Speaking of Hajime didn't know what his ultimate talent was a real shame. Then Usami came to explain the E-handbook, nagito and Hajime then started talking about that, and now we begin to go to the other islands! With this we shall meet the other characters and my sons! So, let's start with that, first they go near the entrance of the hotel, and Hajime is stressed out by how chill Komeda is.
How?! How can he still be so calm?! (Because the hotel hasn't caught fire yet) ah!
ahhaha I can also be inside your mind Hajime I am everywhere and nowhere! ha-ha but don't worry buddy I'll make sure to keep the mind reading on the down low I know how you humans like your privacy.
Anyway, they meet are first contestant (well actually I guess nagito was, but I digress!) Nekomaru Nidai.
Nekomaru Nidai
Height: 198cm / Weight: 122kg / Chest: 122cm / Blood type: A
Birthday: February 22
Likes: Freshly washed towels
Hates: Lazy people
Title: Ultimate team manager.
Then there was Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu
Height: 157cm / Weight: 43kg / Chest: 73cm / Blood type: AB
Birthday: August 16
Likes: fried dough cookies
Hates: Milk
Title: Ultimate Yakuza
Then Mahiru Koizumi
Mahiru Koizumi
Height: 165cm / Weight: 46kg / Chest: 77cm / Blood type: A
Birthday: April 24
Likes: Traveling alone
Hates: People lacking manners
Title: Ultimate Photographer
and then! ..they went up the stairs… of course they went up the stairs can't make this easy for me.
Teruteru Hanamura
Teruteru Hanamura
Height: 133cm / Weight: 69kg / Chest: 88cm / Blood type: A
Birthday: September 2
Likes: Mom
Hates: Junk food
Title: Ultimate Cook
Sonia Nevermind
Sonia Nevermind
Height: 174cm / Weight: 50kg / Chest: 83cm / Blood type: A
Birthday: October 13
Likes: The occult, Japan
Hates: Sour Plums
Title: Ultimate Princess
then we finally enter through the front door and first talk to peko pekoyama
Peko Pekoyama
Height: 172cm / Weight: 51kg / Chest: 85cm / Blood type: O
Birthday: June 30
Likes: The color black
Hates: Candy
Title: Ultimate Swordswoman
And finally, something important a 7 foot-ish shiny white scaled metaling draconic creature with a red mane and a red suite he spoke with an accent passionately.
Vincent: so, it-a well, I'd say it's a survival horror and you sit in a room trying not to die quite simple, oh but what's real good about it is the lore, you see it's about this killer, he murdered children and now the children's ghost possess the robots! Spooky right? But it gets deeper than that and it all starts in the 1980s.
Siramay: Vincent! You can talk about lore later Mr. jime here has to meet with his classmates.
This is the part where they meet Chiaki Nanami… BABY GIRL, I'LL MISS YOU
Chiaki Nanami
Height: 160cm / Weight: 46kg / Chest: 88cm / Blood type: O
Birthday: March 14
Likes: Games (even bad ones)
Hates: Alarm clocks
Title: Ultimate Gamer
Vincent: does that mean I should introduce myself now?
oh well uh my names Vincent nice to meet ya.
Siramay: that's my youngest son Vincent, so young he's technically not born yet on the timeline, but I exist nonlinearly when it comes to time so I just picked him up because I felt all my kids should have fun, well I guess technically I have 5 but it's so close to birth you know? I don't wanna cause I paradox you humans get so asinine around time so let's not think about it ok?
Hajime: why is he a robot?
and why aren't you considered about it?
He said looking at Chiaki who was focusing on her game, if anything he had half a mind to think she didn't even know Vincent was a creature since she wasn't looking at him and just heard his voice.
Vincent: well, she of all people wouldn't be concerned about it.
Nagito: the muse said we shouldn't think about it.
Vincent: well, my mother was a robot so I'm half robot technically… would that make me a cyborg?
Siramay: I'd say more of an android with how fleshy your metal is or as I like to call it mesh! (Metal flesh)
Vincent: both hard and life like! I could probably bleed! … wait, can I?
Siramay: …. I don't know.
Then siramays hand turned into a knife
Let's try it!
Vincent: Let's go!
Hajime: don't!
Siramay: actually, yeah, he's right let's not do it! These humans are sensitive about that stuff you know?
Vincent: what a party pooper
Siramay: yeah, I know but don't worry we can try it at home when tigas there after all we'd need a responsible adult to see us over and the world knows I aint it.
New character added to your party!
so with that Hajime, nagito, siramay and Vincent continued to search for everyone.
Siramay & Vincent were off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of oz
And now we were at the ranch where usami appeared and turned a chicken into a cow.
Hajime: W…What was… Did you just…!
Turn… a chicken… into a cow…?!
Siramay: I can turn it back if you want?
Hajime: THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM
Well now we meet Akane Owari
Akane Owari
Height: 176cm / Weight: 56kg / Chest: 93cm / Blood type: B
Birthday: July 15
Likes: Fighting, meat
Hates: Working hard
Title: Ultimate Gymnast
And Hiyoko Saionji the- ….. female dog
Hiyoko Saionji
Height: 130cm / Weight: 31kg / Chest: 64cm / Blood type: B
Birthday: September 3
Likes: Bubble wrap
Hates: Being scolded, sour food
Title: Ultimate Traditional Dancer
Then they seem to go to the central island, Nar I hate things not going my way it's so stressful
and there he is!
HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Byakuya Togami
Height: 185cm / Weight: 130kg / Chest: 128cm / Blood type: B
Birthday: May 5
Likes: Coffee
Hates: Common people
Title: Ultimate Affluent Progeny
Oh and of course how could I forget the tall slender green dragon, a pail belly navy scales on his arms, a fin on his back a spiked tail two down curving horns and cred markings around his eyes, not in the bad way of course just how his skin is printed.
Ultima: you can't be serios right?
Siramay: I can neither confirm nor deny the seriosity of this chonky Togami
but please use your inside (psychic) vice when talking about some of the more spoiler heavy things don't want to ruin the surprise for the humans.
Ultima: what happened to him, I guess that's karma for being a jerk in the last game
Siramay: I'd love to explain all about it but oh I don't want to spoil you guys just know it will all make sense eventually.
Ultima: well, I guess when the worlds destroyed it is most beneficial to… pack on a few pounds
where are my manners I already introduced myself to your fluffy fellow my name is Ultima-
Siramay: and he is my first and oldest son! What a champ
Ultima: I'd be concerned if was your first but not oldest son, that would imply a paradox
Vincent: well, I mean I aint born yet so aint It already a paradox.
Siramay: anything's possible here.
Hajime: and why is that? Byakuya, don't you find this a concerning?
Twogami: oh, please they aren't hurting anyone now with everything that's happened in my life I'd be a fool to be concerned at this.
Nagito: like I said we probably shouldn't think about it.
Ultima is now added to your party.
So now we went on with ultima and Vincent theorizing in the background.
And now we were at the airport! Where we meet our next lovely guest!
Kazuichi Soda
Height: 172cm, Weight: 64kg, Chest: 86cm, Blood type: A
Birthday: June 29
Likes: Cola
Hates: Sugar-free
Title: Ultimate Mechanic
Soda and Hajime talked about usamis rules.
Kazuichi: See? They're all rules for keeping order. Like any other field trip, really.
Nagito: there's nothing dangerous on this island, not even that cannibal over there.
Nagito said pointing to the 3rd son of my family what looked like a shadow beat with spikes all over his back a long spikey tail and big meaty fist but no legs along gaping snout like a gator and white eyes that though looked melted had an air of excitable friendliness he jumped out of where he was as he moved around like an existed dog.
Hajime: what now?
Kazuichi: oh yeah, I chatted with him earlier he's alright, he shared some meat with me, now I'm feeling kinda sick.
Lost: hahaha! No Biggy at all it's no big deal I hear people get sick all the time from foreign food really, it's my bad next time don't try the street meat.
Vincent: but street meats the best meat
Ultima: yeah, but our biology is better than an average human
Siramay: correction: above average human they are ultimate's after all.
Lost: so, fancy, sorry for my ramble bro the names lost!
Kazuichi: where did It go?
Siramay: no, I named him l-o-s-t I like giving my sons unique names.
They continued their talk about the island vacation.
Gundam Tanaka
Height: 182cm, Weight: 74kg, Chest: 93cm, Blood type: B
Birthday: December 14
Likes: The Four Dark Gods of Destruction
Hates: Earthly existence
Title: Ultimate Breeder
Gudham: And now, courageous one, you will answer a question from me. Whose master, are you?
Hajime: W… what…?
Gundham: I suggest you answer promptly. With which tribe have you made your pact with?
Hajime: oh, the cannibal Is just down the corner.
Down the corner We see lost stretching his gaping maw across kazuichis arm before nonchalantly looking over at us and wavering
Lost: hi guys!
Gundham: fairly a few furious tribus!
Kazuichi: there fairly nice people
OH GOD THERE EATING MY ARM!
Siramay: …I'll fix that later….
They did finish their convo though.
Talking to animals… that's… crazy… right? Then again… he raises hamsters inside his muffler.
Maybe… No. I will not dignify this thought with further consideration.
honestly with how they were here I didn't even bother to ask how they didn't question the strange beings.
Kazuichi: GUNDHAM YOUR HAMSTERS ARE EATING MY OTHER ARM
Gundham: let them! Become the greatest sacrifice ever!
Siramay: lost don't eat the human that's rude.
Lost: but daaadd!
Siramay: come on, we have to go with the others.
Lost: fine
Lost joined the party!
And now we were on the last one ROCKET PUNCH MARKET
Nagito: You really do suspect everything, don't you, Hajime.
Hajime: Can you blame me? Under the circumstances, can you really blame me?
Look around you! This supermarket… it's massive! But there's no one here except us!
Odeveca: well, that's not entirely true there are three people here before you entered.
Siramay: not now son the humans are being whiney.
Odeveca: ugh, fine
Nagito: That can't be helped. Usami told us it's an uninhabited island, except by the cannibal tribe.
Ultima: are we the cannibal tribe?
Siramay: I think so.
Lost: what did we do to deserve being called that?
The drakos family: …
Lost: I mean what specifically!
Hajime: That's not my point! I mean…
…Ugh!
besides there not going to come to the super marker they have all the food they need.
Meanwhile with kazuichi
Kazuichi: HELP
Back
and now we see the crying nurse!
Mikan Tsumiki
Height: 165cm / Weight: 57kg / Chest: 89cm / Blood type: A
Birthday: May 12
Likes: Toilets, the smell of isopropanol
Hates: Things that are too big
Title: Ultimate Nurse
BABY GIIIRRRLLLLLLL
she's so adorable and precious she deserves better.
Mikan: I'm sorry… I'm sorry!
herehaveahopefragment!
please don't feed me to the cannibals!
Siramay: we aren't cannibals that would involve us being human!
Mikan: I'm sorry for assuming!
Siramay: oh no we do eat humans we just aren't cannibals!
Mikan: I'm sorry don't eat me!
Siramay: oh no don't apologize I'm sorry for making you scared.
Mikan: I'm sorry for making you say you're sorry.
Siramay: no no doesn't be I'm sorry for making you say you're sorry for me saying I'm sorry.
Mikan: no, it's my fault! I'm sorry for making you say you're sorry for me saying I'm sorry for you saying I'm sorry.
Siramay: no really, I'm sorry for-
Odeveca: ENOUUGGGHH
Siramay: fine fine fine let's just say I forgive you and leave It at that.
Ibuki Mioda
Height: 164cm / Weight: 42kg / Chest: 76cm / Blood type: AB
Birthday: November 27
Likes: Taking walks, Midday naps, Playing games
Hates: Boredom
Title: Ultimate Musician
Odeveca: ….by the way my names odeveca…. I don't really have much else to say, I can see on your face you're already bored of having to meet so many people so let's just move on for the sake of all our sanity.
PARTY COMPLETE!
Break time!
So, I pause time.
Siramay: so, any questions
Lost: yes!
WHAT'S WITH THAT GUY
He points at the frozen nagito.
He looks like Makoto; he sounds like Makoto heck HE SMELLS LIKE MAKOTO
Odeveca: not to mention his name can be anagrammed to Makoto Naegi Da
the da being in Japan translating to "I am Makoto naegi"
Ultima: oh, please like he would make his name so obvious
Lost: it's not the first word puzzle he's been through!
Vincent: WOAH WOAH WOAH!
what if after dr1 time passed and now he's like
evil FUTURE Makoto
Lost: woooaaaahhhh
Oh, my beautiful naive children oh how I would love to point out how obviously wrong they are,
but it's so much more fun to hear there obviously wrong ideas so I'll let them dream for a while.
Then time moved again, and the monitor went off.
Lost: look naegito is nervous that's suspicious!
Odeveca: he's probably just surprised.
Ultima: but remember the first thing he said all "are you gonna make us kill each other" quite odd
Nagito: it's rude to talk about people while in front of them.
Siramay: aw don't mind my sons they just are throwing silly ideas there like a Greek chorus!
which makes sense as I am.
Dramatic pose
The muse!
oh! They can be called the Jabberwock chorus
yeah that's a good idea me.
Odeveca: shouldn't we get a say in that?
Siramay: got any better ideas?
Jabberwock chorus: …
Siramay: exactly
To summarize usami summoned them all to the beach
so we all made are way there.
Vincent: hopefully the stuff here is free cause I don't think we're gonna have a lotta ways of getting money.
Ultima: no, you got to spend Monokuma coins
Lost: but there are no Monokuma coins
Odeveca: you got to spend usami coins?
Vincent: but there are no usami coins!
Ultima: well, we don't have any, yet we haven't investigated washing machines yet!
Siramay: all in due time my children
Hajime: can you stop following me and talking about stuff I don't understand?!
The drakos family: no
So, we were finally at the beach, and everyone was talking.
Twogami: Let's hear it. I want everyone's first impressions of this island.
Siramay: alright this is my impression of the island!
Siramay then plops and lays still on the floor.
Wooossshhhh
Ultima: you're just laying down
Siramay: and saying woosh.
Odeveca: because that makes all the difference.
Twogami: I wasn't talking to you few I meant the other people here.
They all talked about their island recon which you already know if you didn't, I'd type it but no point in saying what's already said that's why they don't have much said in the story not because they aren't talking but because we already know what they say unless it leads to something important, I won't bring it up like so.
Peko: Is this island… really that large?
Kazuichi: Dunno 'bout that… but all in all, s'not a bad island, is it? It's got a resort and cannibals and everything!
He jumps back from lost playfully snapping his jaws at him.
Does anyone have any spare arms?
Siramay: oh, nagito does!
I chuckle at the joke only I would get.
Odeveca: aren't you a mechanic?
Vincent: he can't make himself arms if his arms are broken.
Kazuichi: can someone get this guy off my leg!
Lost: mmmm soda flavor
Siramay: lost no he doesn't taste like coke!
Siramay and peko try to pry lost off soda.
Then twogami mentions the most serios truth
Nagito: It seems everyone explored different parts of the island. And, just like Usami said, there's nothing dangerous anywhere. It seems the cannibals are full.
We see lost who was pried off soda now munching on a burger.
So… What could Togami have found?
Sonia: From how Byakuya spoke, what he found must not be a good thing.
Everyone, quiet down!
Hajime: U…!
I suddenly… couldn't help but shut up. So, that's the power of royalty…
Sonia: would you kindly
Then twogami explained how this was Jabberwock Island
and usami made rules against littering
aaaannnndd usami gave presents!
not that anyone wanted it, Daw why they bully her she's just a smoll little rabbit girl
I went down and patted her head.
Siramay: Daw if it makes you feel any better, I appreciate your gift.
Usami: really?
Siramay: yes
I then gave her a comforting hug
course it felt awkward as the 8-foot-tall white dragon was hugging 1'9 magic rabbit while 16 odd borderline magical adult teenagers looked on
so I let go feeling awkward
not that I regret it I can't stand sad people being sad if there's something I can do to help I will.
Then usami had one more gift
SWIMSUITS!
Hajime: W…Who'd ever swim in this kind of place?!
No one would agree to just jump into the ocean when we don't even know how we got here…!
Ibuki: Woohoooooooooooo!
Hajime: …Eh?
Kazuichi: Alright, now we're talkin'! The weather's great! How can we not go for a swim!
Teruteru: I am in full agreement.
My lower body is also in full agreement! Here, take a look!
Sonia: Lower body! Understood!
Nagito: I…I told you; you don't understand!
Mahiru: It's been years since I last swam in the ocean!
Nekomaru: Riiiiight! Let's hurry up and change!
Siramay: YEAAAHHH LETS GOOOOO
The owners of the cheering voices quickly took their swimming suits from Usami…
…And ran to the hotel to change into them. (Even my family!)
There's nothing dangerous on this island…
there is nothing tragic waiting to happen on this island
There's no cause for despair…
(there was no tragedy at hopes peak academy)
Is that… really true?
And if it is…
Am I the only one who got it wrong?
Usami: Ah! I think everyone's coming back!
On hearing Usami's words, I turned my head…
…And saw my swimsuit-wearing classmates jumping into the sea, loudly cheering.
The Jabberwock chorus: SWWEEEEETT
Siramay: LET THE BEACH SUMMER FUN MUSIC BEGIN!
[Chorus]
It was hard to wave my home goodbye
Looks like the waves are my home tonight
As a kid I dreamed of space
Now I'm finally awake in the wake of the waves
[Siramay]
We make plans
Think we know where we're going to go
But Fate's hand deals more than the cards it shows
You could dream about the stars
You could crash and fall apart
What's important is what you do with your time below
So you're out of your depth?
So you're lost at sea?
If you want to learn to swim then you've got to be
You may think that's it enough
Just to keep your head above
But you've got to swim down if you want to breathe
It's a strange new world and you must survive
Who says you need a map to thrive?
Scan the wreckage for the parts
Use the parts to build a path
Doesn't matter how you fall if you land the dive
Habitat creating
It can be habit making
So shake it up
You've got to do a little cavitating
Can't build a shuttle
If you're huddled in the rubble
Yeah you've got to make some bubbles
Get a lungful 'cause the task is waiting
[Chorus]
It was hard to wave my home goodbye
Looks like the waves are my home tonight
As a kid I dreamed of space
Now I'm finally awake in the wake of the waves
Never thought I'd have to find my place alone
But now I know there's no waves like home
As a kid I dreamed of space
Now I'm finally awake in the wake of the waves
[Siramay]
You know I always thought I lived a pretty wild life
And now I'm living here with all this pretty wildlife
It's survival of the fishes and it's high tide
But on the food chain
My link is now a mile wide
Crafting from my raft is an impractical reality
With every asset I amass, subtracted from my salary
I know this package holiday was packaged with some tragedy
But actually I'm cracking on my back to the fatalities
I never thought I was born an explorer
But now I'm one with the fauna and flora
I never thought much of seafood before
But tonight we're having steamed clams under the Aurora
[Chorus]
You know the universe has a plan for you
[Siramay]
So just relax and maybe snack upon some lantern fruit
I'm a naturalist you couldn't hold a candle to
'Cause underwater, candles really aren't the lamp to use
[Chorus]
It was hard to wave my home goodbye
Looks like the waves are my home tonight
As a kid I dreamed of space
Now I'm finally awake in the wake of the waves
Never thought I'd have to find my place alone
But now I know there's no waves like home
As a kid I dreamed of space
Now I'm finally awake in the wake of the waves
[Siramay]
Everyone has a Leviathan coming
But you can't live your life in silent running
You know it's gonna get cold outside
Break the ice,
Let the sun in
As the path gets darker and deeper
You might find there are sharks 'stead of peepers
You may just wish to huddle with your cuddlefish
But everybody has to dance with a reaper
[Chorus]
I need to keep my grip somehow
I'm in some really deep ship right now
I need to keep my grip somehow
I'm in some really deep ship right now
I need to keep my grip somehow
I'm in some really deep ship right now
I need to keep my grip somehow
I'm in some really deep ship right now
It was hard to wave my home goodbye
Looks like the waves are my home tonight
As a kid I dreamed of space
Now I'm finally awake in the wake of the waves
Never thought I'd have to find my place alone
But now I know there's no waves like home
As a kid I dreamed of space
Now I'm finally awake in the wake of the waves
