After the free time passed we go look at what Hajime is up to meeting kazuichi at the super market where he ask Hajime for them to crash Sonia's beach party together like a bunch of bros and after some prodding Hajime reluctantly agrees as they plan to go to the diner to meet the girls there as they wait… but then they saw fuyuhiko who was definitely not planning to do crime, and ibuki who also wasn't doing crime but I mean that as not a joke and mikan who was doing a crime if being adorable was a crime, so as kazuichi chatted with the two girls fuyuhiko slipped away to definitely not do crime, but though kazuichi totally blew acting casual they basically succeeded in inviting themselves to the beach party… oh what a nice wholesome beach party I sure do hope no one decides to make strawberry jam, but anyway Hajime and the others decide to wait in the diner, where kazuichi only now admits to giving Hajime a speedo, a matching one too, oh my oh my, but then everyone saw hiyoko running outside she saw someone make strawberry jam and it spilled in the beach house and you know how hiyoko is about getting dirty she don't want any of that jam on her kimono. speaking of then Chiaki came in and

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Then Akane came in covered in blood but don't worry that's normal
then Peko came in after making some strawberry jam she spilled some of it on her so she had to wash herself off, though she lied and said she swam around the island for 3 hours looking for escape, that's because she was selfish and didn't wanna share the strawberry jam with everyone
then Sonia came in a wetsuit, and after kazuichi begged to join the beach party and thanks to Chiaki it was a yes, kazuichi was so happy he went out to prepare the beach in advance
then I walked in

Siramay: eeeeyyy Mr. jime!

Hajime: what are you doing here?

Siramay: now calm down I understand your having a beach party, so I cleaned up in advance and I just wanted to warn you

Hajime: warn me about what?

siramay: someone made strawberry jam in the beach house.

Hajime: strawberry jam?

Siramay: yeah! but they spilled it so there's a bit of a mess, just a heads up

Hajime: ok?
after kazuichi ran out of the diner, full of extraordinary energy. U…Um… …I was surrounded by girls wearing swimsuits. That's… uncomfortable.

Siramay: don't be afraid to tell her how you feel Hajime.

Hajime: I…I think I'll go help him…

I made the first excuse I could think of and left the diner as if narrowly escaping a deathtrap.

(Like a coward DON'T BE AFRAID TO TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL YOU FAILED LAST TIME YOU HAVE A SECOND CHANCE NOW HAJIME DON'T BLOW IT!)

Anyway, he exited the diner and… the BDA played, looks like someone found the strawberry jam

It was kazuichi as Hajime could hear him freaking out and when Hajime went in the beach house, he saw it…

STRAWBERRY JAM!

DELICIOUS!

So, everyone came in and freaked out and Chiaki stood her ground wanting things to be safe and secure to study the crime scene and Monokuma appeared to be the smug ursine he is about the fact someone murdered the strawberry

Kazuichi: You sure it wasn't just… an accident… right?
maybe this baseball bad just accidently fell on her because of this… anime mask.

Monokuma: do I need to get the machine gun?

then shush.

Monokuma explains that murders by accidents are still murders on this island shame as in the legal system its just manslaughter but anyway he said the only way for someone to die via non murder on this island was by sickness then monomi shows up.

Monomi: It's a nightmare… It's a tragic, unbelievable nightmare… Now we have another victim… and it's all Monokuma's fault.

Monokuma: dog please! I don't kill anybody.

Monomi: you force them!

Monokuma: What?! This is not my fault at all! …Oh? So, whose fault is it, you ask?

Monomi: Yours!

Monokuma: Well, that's why we're having a class trial
where you will be gagged.

Monomi: no!

Monokuma: Speaking of, let's not waste another second! We have no time to mess around!

Monomi: nooooo

Monokuma: So here, making its regular appearance, is The Monokuma File 2!
Good luck with your investigation! I'll see you at the class trial!

Then he leaves... kinda

Monomi: Another school trial…? Another investigation…? Too cruel… Unreasonably cruel…

Monokuma: oh, will you come on already!

Kazuichi: T…Then why don't you do anything to stop those murders?! You have the power to do that much, don't you?!

Monomi: I… did, until he showed up…

Monokuma: Yes, and now you have the power to jump in this darn hole I'm holding open for you!

Chiaki: I think that now, even if she tried…
…He'd probably prevent her. I mean, just from looking at their relationship…

Monomi: Yes… Monokuma took everything from me… My Magical Stick… My security cameras…

Monokuma: what do you mean there right there!

Monomi: All I have left are my ears… And they're only three times more sensitive than a human's…

Monokuma: ...and bored! Leaving!

Peko the maker of strawberry jam: I see. That would mean you do not have much sense of what's going on around the island…

Monomi: Sniff… I really am useless… Powerless and useless…

Then she began to leave in the hole Monokuma made

Monokuma: oh, now you're here! crawling back to me get over there

Kick

Sad monomi noises

Then I showed up holding a piece of bread I was covering strawberry jam on

Siramay: powerless? Did you see your minigame come on! You gotta have more confidence I yourself buddy!

Hajime: what about you?!

Siramay: what about me?

Hajime: couldn't you have stopped this.

Siramay: hey I warned you someone was making strawberry jam not my fault you didn't listen.

I took a bite of my sandwich the pink jam was very sweet.

Hajime: no…

Siramay: well legally I'm not allowed to say "hey mahiru is being murdered" so I thought you'd get the hint, I'm sorry I was wrong

Hajime: why are you so relaxed about this.

Ultima: hey hey hey now don't blame him it's not entirely his fault why are you so relaxed at seeing eggman take over the world in sonic games?

Lost: or when bowser kidnaps princes peach in Mario games

Vincent: or when William Afton murders children

Odeveca: they still don't remember that game coming out

Vincent: snap!

Hajime: what does that have to do with anything!?

Odeveca: well, that's just how we view the world in another world those games are very much real events that happened just like in those other worlds this is a video game you can buy for about…. Around 20 dollars give and take, our father just treats it the same way he would in that world as he is here but if you think about it comedy equals tragedy plus time so in the end this will all be very funny if you think about it, it's kinda like this

[Lost (Odeveca)]
The (bore)
Goes like Garbo; she's
(Done with her
Dirty Work)
Heel
(Breaks)
She slinks down to fix-
(Splits the seam
Of her skirt)
(In this Waverly gutter
She's giving up tricks,)
While a shutter is a flutter of clicks.

[Lost and Odeveca]
'Cause she looks just like Jesus
In the liquor-lit spot
With a tear and a tear in her side
And so I capture
The moment I caught
Giving frame, changing shame
To pride

[Ultima (Vincent)]
Darned
(Rat)
Dances on the tracks
(Ginger Rogers
Now with fur!)
6 Train
(Cuts into the dance)
Ginger Rodent
Guillotined
All the bystanders stealing a peek at the gloom
(While I'm reeling,)
Swiftly kneeling to zoom.

[Vincent and Ultima]
'Cause it looks just like Jesus
In a poor bloody blot
With a crown like a raspberry stain
And so I capture
The moment I caught
Taking part, making art
From pain

[Odeveca]
Hallelujah, hallelu

[The Drakos Family]
Hallelujah, hallelu

[LOST]
Yeah, I'll call it "Jesus,"

[ULTIMA]
And she'll sell for a lot

[VINCENT]
"Very meta."

[ODEVECA]
"Very David LaChapelle."

[VINCENT]
Yeah, it's just a caption

[LOST]
On the capture I caught

[ULTIMA]
Once a bore

[ODEVECA]
Now much more-

[ALL]
Ah, well

[ODEVECA]
Call it Christ

[ULTIMA]
And it's priced

[VINCENT]
To sell

[ALL]
Bless the Lord!

[LOST]
Faith restored-

[ULTIMA]
And I'll see you in HeII.

[ALL]
Hallelujah, hallelu
Hallelujah, hallelu
Hallelujah, hallelu
Halleujah, hallelu